I'll Be Back: A Trump Hamilton Parody

Donald Trump shares his presidential message in "I'll Be Back," a parody of Hamilton's "You'll Be Back."

LYRICS:
You say
I don't have the votes,
And I won't. So I must go away.
You cry
"You lose!" "There's no fraud!"
That's fake news and won't say goodbye.
I'm so sad.
Remember when I had a lead that they couldn't surmount?
Now you're making me mad.
Magically, it disappeared. Now I want a recount.
I'll be back. Soon you'll see.
Coney Barrett, she belongs to me.
I'll be back. Time will tell.
Pennsylvania can go straight to hell.
I will rise! Joe will fall!
All lives matter, but mine most of all.
And if you claim I'm done,
I will send another China virus to convince you that I won!
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You can't keep counting ballots after polls have closed!
I don't care what the law says! They must be disposed!
So, no! Don't take that ballot!
Cause it's a Biden ballot.
A late, illegal ballot.
A trailin', mail-in ballot.
Another! No. Another! No! Another, another, another...
I'll be back. I'll extort.
I'll take each and every state to court.
I'm a Trump! I'm a threat!
I'm a narcissistic prick in debt!
Counts are wrong! I am not!
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
And if you still dissent,
I will kill democracy to remain the president
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(repeat to end)

Lyrics, Vocals & Editing by Dane Callstrom

CREDITS:
Original Song by Lin-Manuel Miranda
Original Performance by Jonathan Groff

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