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Sat August 22, 2020, 11:00 PM
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
The power of Christ compels you The power of Chri...what? Wrong Pazuzu? Sorry. Please forgive our intrusion
source: greensboro.com
 
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Mama bear crosses lake with three cubs on her back
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The future of the Democratic Party is going further left thanks to AOC
source: vox.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deep state asteroid just wants Trump to lose the election
source: cnn.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Sunday in the NBA bubble, the few Nets players who remain may be headed home, along with the 76ers, and Luka may be as absent as Playoff PG (in spirit). BOS-PHI @ 1 PM ET, LAC-DAL @ 3:30 PM, both on ABC. Then TOR-BKN @ 6:30 PM, DEN-UTAH @ 9 PM, both on TNT
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(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Firefighters from all over want to come in to the kootchie-kootchie fire near Alma, Colorado
source: summitdaily.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 10:00 PM
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor 2020
source: cnn.com
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Venezuelan Foreign Minister: Canada to invade Venezuela, because they want to take control of our country and its wealth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP convention strategy: Remind you what you'd be missing
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Want to stop the Post Office from being destroyed before the election? So does the House of Representatives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Lordy, there ARE tapes. From his sister
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your list of speakers at the RNC
source: npr.org
 
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
If you live long enough, all your hero's will disappoint you. Here are dozens of Randy Rainbows racist and transphobic tweets
source: lgbtqnation.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Portland Police every night since May: "This peaceful protest is clearly a riot" Portland Police when Proud Boys attack a peaceful protest: "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
[Geek] NASA has discovered something Star Trek figured out 50 years ago. Still looking for the Klingons out by Uranus
source: sciencealert.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Michael Knight meets KITT pilot: Did anyone else just realize that KITT is a Cylon?
source: youtube.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Only six of twelve key speakers at the GOP convention are Trumps, what with Robert being unavailable for some reason
source: twitter.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK Fark "moderates" let's tell her to shut up because because her parents are political
source: twitter.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 09:00 PM
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Trailer for 'The Batman' shows off a somehow grittier and darker Dark Knight than the Nolan trilogy. Also, Pattinson shows how to drop a punk. Hard
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
[Main] Theme of Farktography Contest No. 799: "Animal Kingdom 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why would he do this? As if 2020 isn't bad enough. Why?
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
[Geek] Graphic model generated by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration shows how the California fires' smoke is moving across the region
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It appears that the feds still haven't left Portland yet
source: yahoo.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Trump family has officially reached Italian opera levels of melodrama
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Main] This is a bad time to join the fruit-of-the-month club
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] President Trump: "We don't have to do business with China"
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 08:00 PM
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
[Politics] That's no way to win votes, lady
source: counton2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump can still defeat Biden by studying the playbook of another failed one-term Republican President that suffered from a collapsed economy
source: news.yahoo.com
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some "Fine People" in France
source: msn.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's sister says Trump Aunt Beckyed his way into college
source: twitter.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Belarus dictator gave the military 2 days to crush the pesky pro-democracy protesters
source: twitter.com
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Feeling a little left out, Poseidon gets in on the 2020 action
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nearly 200,000 people dead from covid-19 and all he can talk about is a book Lou Dobbs wrote about him. It's Saturday night, Grandpa, go to bed
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
[Discussion] It is time for the greatest spectacle in racing. Marco Andretti is on the pole, the stands will be empty and the weather warm with a slight chance of showers. This is the Indianapolis 500 discussion thread with the green flag at 2:30 PM ET on NBC
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Sending bomb making instructions to the FBI will get you jail time
source: kake.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
House passes $25B Post Office bill that will surely make the Post Office whole again. Donnie won't attempt to cheat anymore. He's learned his lesson
source: cnn.com
 
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
" I and I alone have faced down big Pharma to make them reduce their drug prices, you old people, so pay attention and vote for me. No other president would do that." /Narrator: at one time or another every other president has done that
source: twitter.com
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Vic McQueen and Maggie Leigh visit an amusement park and have a pleasant evening riding all the rides, surrounded by jubilant adoring children," Joe Hill says of the NOS4A2 season finale, which could be the series finale,10 PM ET on AMC
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Short headline: Trump has no idea. Long headline: Trump has no idea what "most favored nation status" means
source: twitter.com
 
(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
[Discussion] The search for Montrose continues as Atticus unravels the mysteries of the Ardham mansion. How does the Freeman family tie into the town of witch hunters? Why isn't Ardham on a map? Lovecraft Country, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell rips Democrats for passing Post Office bill while there's more important issues to address, continues to refuse to bring bill already passed months ago to address those issues to a vote
source: thehill.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is an idiot, a liar, a cheat, and a terrible president" claims (A) Democrats, (B) everyone with a working brain, exclusing Trump's federal judge sister, (C) Wait, his sister now too? Bonus: There's a recording
 
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"This Is the Beginning of the End of Cable TV as We Know It"
source: fool.com
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Article about vaccinating children doesn't mention autism. Is this an outrage?
source: upi.com
 
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
52 sick, 1 dead, 1 sex life ended due to wedding in Maine
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has no principles and you can't trust him says notorious enemy, Donald Trump's sister
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] All yaw Black folks.....listen to Ron Perlman
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
[Main] "...the items just appeared on his property one morning soon after he was released from prison"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Follow NASA's Perseverance rover in real time on its way to Mars
source: jpl.nasa.gov
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday, Giada De Laurentiis
source: instagram.com
 
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
[Politics] Washington Postal Service joins the rebel alliance
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Sat August 22, 2020, 07:00 PM
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's Democratic National Convention speech pulls in almost 25 million viewers, but that is down 17 percent from Hillary Clinton's speech back in 2016
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A tweet that will age well
source: twitter.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Cat is addicted to Filet of Sole. Shoe sole that is
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Republican Convention will have a diverse array of speakers. It will feature Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, and also Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Well this can't possibly blow up in their faces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senate Candidate Jo Rae Perkins: "Show me one time Q has been wrong". CNN: "Ok. Q said Hillary Clinton's arrest would be October 30th, 2017". Perkins: "How do you know 100% that she wasn't arrested that day?...I'm a critical thinker"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress shall make no law abridging the right of the people peaceably to assemble. Offer not valid in Tennessee
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The 100 best TV episodes of all time... OF ALL TIME
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple apologizes to Wordpress app developer for mistakenly forcing IAP
source: theverge.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
50% of the RNC speakers are named Trump, but it's totally not a cult
source: twitter.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 06:00 PM
(Fark)
 
 
 
What animals have the best ears?
source: fark.com
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is still a failure as a capitalist and a human being. So when's he running for office?
source: techcrunch.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Subby DRTFA, but I'm guessing they found it 10 feet away from its home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incel farmer accused of murdering young jogger
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hopes to get his grove back among women
source: thehill.com
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Democrats: You racists need to start learning how to pronounce "Kamala"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Most musicians who get popular do it in their twenties but a few start out way below or above that mark. Link goes to someone who started when he was 53 and unfortunately only lasted to 57. Who are some young or old beginners you can think of?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Gamblers are packing casinos despite wildfires, Coronavirus, and the house always winning
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Sleepy Joe doesn't want you to die for the stonks
source: twitter.com
 
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
We did Criminal Justice Reform without many politically motivated Democrats. Or acts of Congress, or doing anything, or checking in with reality
source: twitter.com
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Washington State USPS defying DeJoy, plugging machines back in
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Third World solution for a New World problem. It's more likely than you think
source: politico.com
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OK, everybody who has Asteroid Strike on their 2020 bingo card place a marker on it. According to NASA, Asteroid 2018VP1 is currently projected to come close to Earth (between 4,700 miles and 260,000 miles) on Nov. 2 (the day before election day)
source: whio.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 05:00 PM
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
[Geek] Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats, Oh my God
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Shell celebrates three years as owner of the World's Largest Paperweight
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
[Main] Not every NYC subway car can be the poop car. Some get to be the broken glass car
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Science was, and always will be, a thin excuse for the powerful to subjugate these they deem "inferiors"
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
President Trump:"I'll never ride a bicycle"
source: forbes.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Renovation of the Rose Garden at the White House reflects the mood of the country
source: twitter.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Geek] Come for "watches are stupid because I don't wear one" Stay for "An Apple Watch isn't a real watch"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Masked Singer Australia suspended after seven test positive for Covid-19. Should have worn ... oh, nevermind
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Good news. The Post Office that said it would be bankrupt without help now has zero need for any extra money. So the cuts to service must have just been done for fun
source: twitter.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Person Man Woman Vote Biden
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(Fark)
 
 
 
[Politics] It's time to prepare your Republican National Convention BINGO cards, so MAGA and Dem friends and family alike can get in on the fun. What are your ideas for ridiculous quotes/events to fill in the spaces? And what about prizes?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yet another reason for Louis XIV Mnuchin & Trump to be gone
source: msn.com
 
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Mommy, I've got heat stroke
source: twitter.com
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday the WHO said the pandemic will be over in two years. Today a British government scientist says it will be with us forever
source: bbc.co.uk
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening Cafe
source: fark.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 04:00 PM
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Election Day forecast: Cloudy with a 0.41% chance of Giant Meteors
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
[TF Live] We were supposed to be getting rid of the smoke filled rooms, but all they seem to have done is to move the smoke outside. Find some shelter-in-place in the MSNBC Weekend Thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you have "direct asteroid hit day before US election" on your 2020 game board, claim your prize
source: nypost.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Geek] Small game developers would like to remind you that the Epic Games Store is also a closed ecosystem, and they're not letting just anyone get those low, sweet fees
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan says she'll see Alyssa Milano next Tuesday
source: usmagazine.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump takes a hard earned break from rage tweeting about the Democratic Convention
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Your explosive first look at James Gunn's The Suicide Squad is here, and it looks crazy weird
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seriously, are we trusting Russia with making vaccines?
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 03:00 PM
(DC® Fandome™)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Seriously, Farkers? Hours into it already and there's no LIVE thread (or any other thread) on the DC Fandome all-day live webcast event today?
source: dcfandome.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden's campaign is overly religious
 
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
[Geek] Happy overshoot day
source: euronews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(From the heart)
 
 
 
[Discussion] I can't find a thread for farkers from the Santa Cruz mountains. Our house is still there but friends haven't been so lucky. Link goes to the badest badasses that ever badassed
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The upcoming Flash movie will have Barry run so fast he'll accomplish what the CW Flash did a year ago
source: news.avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
[Politics] DeJoy is lying, says the USPS
source: oversight.house.gov   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman enjoys sunbathing on a) beach, b) porch, c) grave
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[D'awww] While Farkers spent their summer on the couch comparing Oreo flavors, this 11-year-old girl spent $800 to make the live-in Barbie Malibu camper of her dreams
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] A half million mail ballots were rejected during the primaries, including 23,000 in Wisconsin. Which, coincidentally, was the number of votes Trump won the state by back in 2016
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Main] Only three weddings to go for a sequel
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Remember Barr's mysterious visit to Rupert Murdoch's house in October? Turns out he went there to lean on FOX to shut Andrew Napolitano up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Democrats have a plan to save Democracy
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Fermi 2 nuclear power plant 'stable' after earthquake near Detroit Beach. So I guess they had to shut it down?
source: detroitnews.com
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Article asks "now that Senate Russia report proves Trump collusion was very real, will voters care?" That's not the real question because we already know the majority of Americans cares. The real question is will the (Senate) Republicans care?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Before he wasn't funny for a living, Ricky Gervais was in an '80s new wave band. Let's go to the mall and watch it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Answer: Sidney Poitier. The real questions is, "Why do the SS agents also look like Centaurs?"
source: vogue.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 02:00 PM
(Esquire)
 
 
 
For the money?
source: esquire.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Main] This is so out of character for him. I wonder what his grifting angle is here?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who loves a president with an actual Messiah complex?
source: twitter.com
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 15: Frankie Edgar vs Pedro Munhoz, Ovince St. Preux vs Alonzo Menifield. Prelims at 6 PM ET on ESPN+, main card at 8:30 PM ON ESPN and ESPN+
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you've already bought your silly hat or ugly suit for the 2020 Kentucky Derby I have some bad news
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] World's oldest man dies yet again
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Sorry Joe and Barack, thanks for playing but Michelle Obama won the Democratic convention
source: axios.com
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] DC dropped the new trailer for "Wonder Woman 1984"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Ah, nothing like blatent disinformation spewed by our president to lather up the Ned Flanders of the world
source: twitter.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] NYT to Texas GOP: "Why are you using a QAnon slogan?" TX GOP: "You can't ask me that. I'm black"
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 01:00 PM
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Is Universal Basic Income The Key To The Future? Reasoned and balanced presentation to the left. Herp-a-derp screeching, panting, and drooling by both sides to the right
source: youtube.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"USPS debuts election information site and plans to send letters to 'every American' amid vote-by-mail furor" Fark: Louis DeJoy is the one making this promise
source: cnn.com
 
(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
[Main] Bay Area Bishop busted for profit izing
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
[Food] ThatsACake.jpg
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
The word "sociopath" is thrown around a lot when it comes to Trump, but honestly how ELSE can you describe someone who claims the FDA isn't moving fast enough to set up human vaccine trials, and it's a Deep State plot to hurt his reelection chances?
source: twitter.com
 
(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
[Main] Greenpees was my delight
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Counterprotest the RNC
source: thehill.com
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Could 2 hurricanes combine together? Regardless the Gulf Coast might will be Rowing in the Deep next week
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers, would you skip a meal and donate the money to Martha McSally instead?
source: azfamily.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pave paradise, put up a parking lot
source: thehill.com
 
(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this stone thrower
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Sat August 22, 2020, 12:00 PM
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Dough! All yours monies belongs to TSA
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
[Main] News: In an action that is in no way an economic canary in the coal mine, Comenity is closing Wayfair credit cards on 9/11. Fark: ALL OF THEM (page changed, link now goes to archived copy)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] George Takei films a political ad for Joni Ernst's opponent in Iowa. Ohhh myyyy
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Before and after pictures of Melania's Rose Garden makeover. She took out the farking cherry trees?
source: twitter.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I know this will be a shock, but rich people have access to fast COVID testing so they can go to parties in the Hamptons. You there working at grocery stores and schools across the nation can go fark yourselves
source: cnn.com
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Georgia school district asked students to disinfect classrooms for volunteer hours
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump: "The virus does not have a chance against us." Then carefully steps over the bodies of 100,000 Americans to play some more golf
source: apnews.com
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple disables updates to the free WordPress app until they add in-app purchases so Apple can get a cut
source: theverge.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 11:00 AM
(Vice)
 
 
 
Poor creepy anti-masker who broke a kids jaw because his dick-face didn't want to wear a mask is now in jail. How about life in prison for this creep?
source: vice.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hasn't won an election in 50 years, Newt Gingrich, talks about how Biden's great speech will not be good for his election. Now, I must get back to cheating on my wives and doing other horrible things
source: foxnews.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
HORSERACE
source: nytimes.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] And now the two hurricanes in the gulf are playing Marco Polo
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Looks like the Trump National Convention is off to a predictable start
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gulf Islands Driftwood)
 
 
 
[Main] Here's one way to sell newspapers
source: gulfislandsdriftwood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump mad that science isn't faster. Says reality is anti-Trump
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
[Discussion] What's the best bread in the world?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Employee saves man's life at Taco Bell. Difficulty: condition not related to their food
source: cnn.com
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Fire chief attempts to run over council member after member reported the chief's police officer son for bigoted behavior. Oh, and the cop got a promotion. You stay classy, New Jersey
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
[Politics] 3,000 pages of e-mails reveal Department of Education and MRA groups working together to rewrite regulations on campus rape. What could possibly go wrong?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh my, family affairs will never be the same for this fun-loving family
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 10:00 AM
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Geek] The end times are truly upon us
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Pundit says don't try to reconsider the George W Bush presidency just because Trump has taken the bar and set it on the ground
source: jacobinmag.com
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Biden/Harris campaign raised a staggering $118 million from the moment Harris was announced as Biden's VP pick to the last day of the convention. Such low energy...sleepy really
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Six feet under the bridge
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A collection of Rock-n-Roll's greatest talent, and Bruce Springsteen gather together to pay a virtual tribute of song and story to Joe Strummer on his birthday. Happy birthday Joe
source: youtube.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
A Third Stormy Approaching USA, heading toward DC - Judge ordered Trump to pay Stormy Daniels court costs
source: cnn.com
 
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Will Mr. Brodie Lee end "The American Nightmare"? Can Private Party punish FTR? Is this the last stand for The Elite? AEW Saturday Night Dynamite starts @ 6 PM ET on TNT. NXT sucks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like the nerd who calls the cops on a keg party, Vanderbilt messes up a good time for the rest of the SEC
source: espn.com
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
[Main] Boston University uses F-Bomb in marketing slogan to get students to follow COVID-19 guidelines on campus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor 2020
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
[Main] One of theirs pulls a machete, you pull a gun. That's the Miami way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
2020 is here to remind you it's not even close to being over yet as two storms that are likely to become hurricanes could hit the Gulf Coast simultaneously
source: twitter.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
One less pecker in the media
source: latimes.com
 
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Russian pranksters troll Democratic VP nominee Kamala Harris with climate phone call slamming Donald Trump by posing as Greta Thunberg
source: the-sun.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 09:00 AM
(New York Review of Books)
 
 
 
Being poor sucks ... and it's worse than it used to be
source: nybooks.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Because the White House just wasn't white enough for the Trumpists
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Meet the Three Amigos of scam artistry, one of whom is president
source: salon.com
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants a regular, infectious Convention because he is jealous of the Democratic Convention
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
[Main] Asking me to put on a mask? As Big Bird is my witness, you're getting a beating for that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never go full Fujiwhara Effect - please?
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now America is doomed to only be able to vote for two inferior candidates thanks to Kanye West being thrown off the ballot in five states
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Sat August 22, 2020, 08:00 AM
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Main] Building greenhouse-style domes outside your restaurant so you can keep operating? You clearly hate the homeless, take those down
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
[Main] University says there will be "consequences" for those who don't social distance. Darwin already on the case
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Trump struggles to use power of presidency..." and we're just gonna stop you right there, AP. No need to keep writing anything after that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] 'I'm no James Harden'
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(NHL)
 
 
 
[Discussion] 8 teams down, 7 to go in the hunt for Lord Stanley's Cup. Round 2 starts st 8 PM ET with Colorado... er... "hosting" Dallas. Stop by & see if there's anything Milbury hasn't done. Come on down bring the kids We got entertainment for the whole family
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pay up, Trump
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] OMG, who the hell cares?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hope none of them drank any tea
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
[Main] Let's just make this crystal clear: hydroxychloroquine shouldn't be used to treat COVID. At all. Period. End of story
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] ♬ Oooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping 'cross the plains / as your breathing stops / and your future's shot / as the COVID inflicts upon you paaaaaaaaaain ♬
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Geek] What do you get when you put KISS, Star Wars, and Disneyland in a blender? HALYX, the greatest outer-space themed band you never heard of
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
A 100% provable lie to start the day
source: twitter.com
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump claims Dems took "under God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance during the convention. Gee, I wonder if there's video of this video-only event that was recorded on video. Video
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
How will the weak women survive Joe Biden?
source: twitter.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 07:00 AM
(CREW)
 
 
 
So what was Hope Hicks' job at Fox News? Whatever it was, she made almost $2 million doing it
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
[Main] Japanese town wants to dismantle sacred gate of unknown origin which may or may not unleash a plague of undead on the world (which would be very on-brand for 2020)
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Not News: State Senator endorses Joe Biden. Fark news: GOP Senator
source: journalstar.com
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Double your pleasure, double the fun... This weekend it's a Dover Double-Double as Xfinity and Cup are racing both days. Today Xfinity starts at 12:30 PM ET and Cup at 4 PM, all on NBCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop these tourists
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is it just Subby? Or is the video shown on HuffPo (making fun of Fox News' attack on Kamala Harris) impossible to find by direct search on YouTube? Tag is for Subby's frame of mind right now
source: huffpost.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here I sit all broken hearted
source: latimes.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 06:00 AM
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dong injects genetic material into vermin, claims it's for science
source: phys.org
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 05:00 AM
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Face-punch After a Funeral, is it A) an Alanis Morissette cover band, B) ICP's latest album title, or C) what happens after Fred Trump gets thrown on the compost pile
source: twitter.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like God has had enough of our BS and is crossing the streams
source: cnn.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Cannabis consumption after work doesn't negatively impact job performance, according to research study published by Otto's Bus Driving School
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Sat August 22, 2020, 04:00 AM
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
[Main] Meet the Irish man who quit his job as an accountant to become a traditional rabbit catcher that uses ferrets only. In fact he's the last one in the country and he also does it during duck season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is the logic in pulling out of Germany? Trump says, I don't know, ask my boss, Pooty Poot. Either that or I hate Merkel
source: cnn.com
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020 and the year isn't even close to being over, two hurricanes could hit the eastern U.S. simultaneously next week and cause twice the havoc. Bonus: This hasn't happened since the Great Depression
source: nydailynews.com
 
Sat August 22, 2020, 03:00 AM
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Profits on his Iowa dairy farm are up thanks to the coronavirus pandemic so this farmer says he is "more for Trump than he was before". And what could be more patriotic than the "screw you, I got mine" attitude of this fine citizen?
 
(Carscoops)
 
 
 
[Geek] The Ford GT is a perfect car, so how can you make it better? Simple: With this $100,000 Mystichrome paint job. But unless you buy this specific car, you can't have the Mystichome paint job
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Sat August 22, 2020, 02:00 AM
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Geek] Nerd fight
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Two sets of foot prints have been found in Grand Canyon sandstone; first impression, Bernie Sanders was tracking some sort of DC swamp reptile
source: npr.org
 
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Police in Lafayette, LA shoot a black man 10 times for the crime of walking away from them while holding a knife. Unnecessary police shooting trifecta now in play
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Sat August 22, 2020, 01:00 AM
(Facebook)
 
 
 
News: Woman rides mobility scooter down highway. FARK: Mobility scooter was strapped to the back of her husband's car
source: facebook.com
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
[TotalFark] Taking Microsoft Flight Simulator for a spin around a virtual Melbourne, Australia? Watch out for this monolithic typo
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
[Politics] In a move in no way related to political surveillance, Memphis police caught spying on union activist with undercover camera attached to utility pole
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Ow my ovaries
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Trucker arrested for soliciting cop, posing as 13-year-old girl, to travel with him cross-country for sexual favors, who would join "a female who admitted to prostituting herself" to escape warrants in Washington
source: ksl.com
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Geek] Subby, for one, totally and unequivocally loves our new alien overlords
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Sat August 22, 2020, 12:00 AM
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nope, Twitler cannot install the military or law enforcement at American polling places. Not happening. Or could it?
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
While police unions rally around Trump and the GOP, Joe Biden reminds us that he doesn't want to defund the police
source: abcnews.go.com
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In January the President will shut down the country on the advice of scientists, triggering a side effect known as triggering
source: nbcnews.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Main] Come on, you know you want to come in. It's cool, no trouble here, it's fine. Come on in, relax, enjoy yourself, unwind for awhile, enjoy the show. What's life without a little risk?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
[Politics] RNC chair claims Liberals got with Hollywood to paint a picture of America that wasn't real
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