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Wed June 06, 2018, 11:00 PM
(Some Eavesdropper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this discussion in the next room
source: i.pinimg.com
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
After 14 kids, and reaching her tentacles deep into Californians' pockets, Octomom admits she made some big mistakes
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Business] Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging
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(Who Rescued Who)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden and its companion
source: i2.wp.com
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Hear the latest buzz? There's now broccoli coffee
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical fist bump
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this serene plume
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Mr. Road Rager adopts vigorous foreign policy: follows offending women, breaks driver's arm, knocks out passenger
source: oregonlive.com
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
If your dog likes to chase saltwater crocs, you might consider locking her up. RIP Dumb Blonde, tag is for both you and your owner
source: ntnews.com.au
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
[Main] Photoshop this flashback on getting back to nature
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
God expresses disapproval at ammunition being stockpiled in a house of worship
source: reuters.com
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists map genomes of more than 3,000 dangerous bacteria ranging from bug in Alexander Fleming's nose to WW1 soldier's dysentery, need a shower afterwards
source: reuters.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] No one told Donald that the job he got requires travel?
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] And the list of GOP Congresscritters saying the FBI acted appropriately continues to grow. Gowdy, Ryan, and now Sen. Burr
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Europe's oldest tree found to be 1,230 years old ... and is still growing. Take a bough
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pruitt thinks there is such a thing as a free lunch
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(Publishers Weekly)
 
 
 
Chef Howard Mitcham's long out-of-print "Provincetown Cookbook" to be re-released ithis summer with new introduction by Anthony Bourdain, a sub-mediocre teenage cook at one of the town's more disreputable seafood eateries
 
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Baseball Hall of Famer Red Schoendienst has died, he was 95
source: bnd.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cop donates bodily fluid to homeless
source: www-m.cnn.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Turtle hides in his shell, laments that he can't do anything about Trump's tariffs
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
[Main] Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hannity reminds Fox News viewers that it is their patriotic duty to obstruct justice
source: youtube.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From hell's heart I stab at thee
source: gizmodo.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now use an AI to create cute anime girls. Coming next an AI to create cute anime tentacles
source: make.girls.moe
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Football great Joe Namath as a Cubs player? It almost happened in 1961, as the Cubs offered 18-year-old Joe Namath $50,000 to sign a baseball contract. Instead, Namath took a Jet to New York
source: mlb.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There is apparently more than one Heimlich maneuver
source: espn.com
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The President roots for the team in white
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democratic House candidates in CA did just fine, despite all those very concerned articles before the election
source: nytimes.com
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After spending 67 of his 76 years in baseball with the St. Louis Cardinals, MLB Hall of Fame star Red Schoendienst finally gets taken out of the game at age 95
source: mlb.com
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
PSA leaving Iran due to risk of U.S. sanctions
source: france24.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
America's largest Muslim organizations are quite interested in Donald Trump's first iftar dinner, as none of them were invited to it
source: thehill.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 10:00 PM
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago the 'perfect storm' took away the Andrea Gale
source: boston.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good job, Kim. Now convince him to resign
source: thehill.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hannity, on live television, tells witnesses in a federal investigation to obstruct justice
source: thehill.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Half of the black Washington Capitals players won't be going to the White House if they win. 100 percent Russian attendance still expected though
source: espn.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The big winner from Tuesday's California primary? Voter apathy
source: latimes.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old hat: The Cloud. New and exciting: The sea
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Eric Greitens latest to fail NDA
source: kansascity.com
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Best putdowns by drag queens and politicians
source: abc.net.au
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You kept asking, so here it is. We finally have the flying car we always wanted
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
[Main] Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Captured alligator tries last-ditch, kung fu move, knocks trapper unconscious with head butt. Gator video trifecta now in play
source: wfla.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The US ambassador to Germany is basically Donald Trump with less intelligence
source: nytimes.com
 
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Laugh at the Chair Force all you want but it's the US Army that mastered the best time to drink coffee
source: menshealth.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Paul Manafort could be in big trouble." Ya think?
source: cnn.com
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Teen goes to sleepover at his friend's house. Later on his friend's mother goes to her room. Then it gets surreal
source: wreg.com
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Democratic party is stuck in traction
source: slate.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the tasteless fandango?
source: newsweek.com
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Yes, your phone is listening to you, and no, you aren't paranoid. Actually, you probably are paranoid, but that white van parked outside your house really is a plumber's van. Or is it?
source: vice.com
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rooney destroys the Spygate nonsense once and for all
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man beheads rattlesnake but knowing head could still bite he picks up remains to SONOFABIATCH
source: foxnews.com
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Spider-Man a marketable commodity, Marvel
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Democrat Titanic dodges the GOP Iceberg
source: nytimes.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: Trump signs veterans health bill. Bad: Which should have been passed by Congress 6+ years prior. Fark: As Trump Administration moves to cut VA, other funding needed for bill
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] How gross are used hotel mattresses? And, more importantly, why the fark would you want one?
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(Iraqi News)
 
 
 
Ahem... 20 people killed and 110 wounded in Iraq, whilst praying. If we cared, this would be news
source: iraqinews.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Cryptkeeper hints that Sadler could return thanks to her comedic stylings
source: newsweek.com
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Melania LMD was flawless in its debut
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you missed The View today, (and you did) you missed this gem: "[Trump] Excretes the feces of his moral depravity into a nation that he has turned into a psychic commode"
source: twitter.com
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jessica Chastain is the gender equality hero we need
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"I will make it up to her" is an acceptable response to getting mad at your wife for not helping clean the cat's litter box, but not for setting her on fire
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What the hell is going on here
source: nydailynews.com
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
[Sports] He hitchhiked to town and spent his first night sleeping on a park bench. He tried out the next day and was on his way to 10-time all star career and HOF shoo-in. RIP Red Schoendienst at 95 years young
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK is dealing with an outbreak of moped crimes
source: theguardian.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is innocent because Stormy Daniels is a whore. Let's see, Trump pays Stormy Daniels to have sex with her. How much did you pay, Rudy? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you can't get it up. You're Rudy, all mouth, no dong
source: rawstory.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 09:00 PM
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Christian services should be held during school hours"
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kim Guilfoyle went on another pity date with Donnie Half-Scoop
source: nydailynews.com
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
He is off the see the Wizard taking the Yellow Brick Road
source: latimes.com
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK accused of trying to punish thoughtcrimes
source: theguardian.com
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pedophile. Spiritual. Vampires. This is the latest batshiat insane conspiracy from Derp State chief Alex Jones
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two words: vodak popsicles
source: newbeauty.com
 
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
IHOP plans to change its name to IHOb to reflect its new, less-carby branding
source: thrillist.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Congressman finds the courage to honor the real heroes of D-Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Syphilis and gonorrhea cases hit 70 year high in England. So this is how the empire dies... with a thunderous case of the clap
source: www-m.cnn.com
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Civilian casualties matter not to the Pentagon
source: vox.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
One day you're an aide to the most dangerous, crooked man in the Trump administration, looking for used mattresses and Chick-Fil-A franchised and the next, you're out on your ass
source: theatlantic.com
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If there were any doubts about how valuable Dr. Oz's advice is, this should dispel them
source: gizmodo.com
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
George Clooney praises the disastrous Batman & Robin
source: digitalspy.com
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
[Sports] Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fashion CEO attacked on London Tube. Shames two "white middle class men" for not coming to her aid
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] We've moved onto the "encouraging destruction of evidence on television" stage of the investigation
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRA spokesidiot Dana Loesch criticizes the ATF for not regulating firearms, forgetting the NRA forced a bill through that prevented them from doing just that
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The worst Joker is going to get his own movie
source: ew.com
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
According to a Pew Research poll, seven out of ten Americans "feel worn out by the amount of news there is these days." This finding is not surprisin
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turn in your guns the ordinance (PDF)
source: deerfield.il.us
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The pound rises on the news the UK might finally do something intelligent
source: uk.reuters.com
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian crazies David Barton and Andrew Wommack say that it is the destiny of Christians to rule the world
 
(East Idaho News)
 
 
 
For the second time this week, a woman was taken to the hospital after being attacked by an elk in Yellowstone National Park. They oughta do something about that elk. Actually
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Teacher who told student to lick her where she...we'll stop right there on behalf of farkers with delicate constitutions who might be put off by aaaaaaaaaaaaaand you went ahead and clicked anyway. Serves you right
 
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
IHOP to change its name to IHOb. No idea what the 'b' will mean
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Main] In a strong attempt to dethrone Florida Man, Texas man decapitates rattlesnake, then is nearly fatally bitten by the severed head. With article that utterly fails to explain how the bite could occur, but I'm imagining the Killer Rabbit in Holy Grail
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Reporter called Trump's favorite architect to ask about jobs he did in Eastern Europe that recently drew Mueller's eye. Within hours, John Fotiadis closed down his 10 yr old architecture firm, deleted his portfolio and left Twitter. He's still MIA
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump, Fox News, and Twitter have created an ouroboros of conspiracy theories
source: vox.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The strange tale of PERSON A, Mueller's confidant
source: theatlantic.com
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Netflix gives fans 39 Reasons Why after 26 Reasons Why was so successful
source: digitalspy.com
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Morrissey is pickier than your average toddler when it comes to food, politics
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Andy Spade breaks silence after wife Kate Spade's death: "We were best friends trying to work through our problems in the best way we knew how"
source: nbcnewyork.com
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Christian Right is going to troll sofa king hard
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
A State Department spokesman actually cited D-Day as proof of the United States' strong ties to Germany
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz's latest health advice is... *Eye Roll* In other news, Oprah only made two mistakes. This one belongs, under the Entertainment tab, bus
source: gizmodo.com
 
(Time)
 
 
 
I'll bet Georgia Congressman Drew Ferguson (R-eichtstag) did nazi that coming
source: time.com
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Maybe Ivanka and Trump Jr. can share a cell together
source: buzzfeed.com
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
No remembrance of D-Day would be complete without the story of Piper Bill
source: telegraph.co.uk
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What happens when a shiat for brains, trust fund idiot runs an empire?
source: newyorker.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump's "America First" agenda, border security, strong economy win support of hardworking Americans. Even liberals reluctantly admit he's doing a few things right
source: foxnews.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Cuban sonic illness mystery is happening elsewhere and might not be Cuba that did it initially, but we still don't know what caused it. Suspicions that it might be another country like Russia? You don't say
source: newsweek.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 08:00 PM
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nothing to see here: Trump's favorite architect closed his 10 year-old firm, deleted his portfolio and left twitter in response to a reporter asking him questions
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Feminist business school launches anti-capitalist summer camp. You'll be the victim (all your life)
source: pjmedia.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police sue gun maker for guns that fire randomly when dropped
source: cnn.com
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just another story of cops helping other cops. Disgusting
source: nj.com
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Who is Melania Daniels and what kind of lies does she tell?
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Uh, so the Senate quietly passed a resolution to let the Senate Intel Committee to help DOJ on a "pending investigation". Hmmmmm
source: twitter.com
 
(Metro)
 
Woofday
 
Kids find out the meaning of carnivore. Ann and Nancy Wilson not impressed
source: metro.co.uk
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nazi is killed but not by an Anti-fa member or Black Panther or Red Beret or ADL member but by garden variety drunk driver, White drunk driver
source: rawstory.com
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
More government stroking itself and going amiss: The Feds are now spending $350K to see if lesbians are using the right contraception
source: freebeacon.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The National Anthem. Can you sing it motherfarker?
source: twitter.com
 
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
OBITUARY and DEATH guitarist Ralph Santolla will be needing the former due to the latter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scotland pardons and clears the records of all gay men convicted under old statute. No pardon for women as it was never illegal for women to have same sex relationships...Because Laddie, that is kind of hot
source: npr.org
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller to Suspects: All your Encryption are belong to us
source: cnbc.com
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Greenlight this and see a 12 minute video of a guy destroying a car in a bizarre road rage incident. Car destroyed was parked
source: sacbee.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump decides to put his water bottle on the floor in the middle of meeting? Better copy him or you'll never be President
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 07:00 PM
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Make America Grate Again
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(atheists.org)
 
 
 
Happy Atheist Pride Day, where one, um, you know, does that stuff... that atheists do... proudly
source: atheists.org
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Judge who sentenced Brock Turner to only 6 months for rape now facing 20 years to life of not being a judge anymore
source: yahoo.com
 
(MercatorNet)
 
 
 
New Atheists 10 years later, did the dream come true? (Spoiler: no)
source: mercatornet.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Spade in her suicide note to her daughter made sure to say not to blame herself, but to "ask Daddy"
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
HOOOORSERRRAAAAaaacccee... *dies*
source: cbc.ca
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian gets Trump to release his second prisoner. Alan Dershowitz, who convinced Trump to release the first, says all inmates have a shot
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
When you're lawyer needs a lawyer you're probably in big trouble
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Orange you glad you didn't eat that lobster?
source: sfgate.com
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
You know how it is: you're at an important meeting, your boss does something batshiat insane, and you have no choice but to do the same
source: reddit.com
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't just want steak, he wants to be photoshopped into food
source: metro.co.uk
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
For anyone thinking Pence will be any different from Trump. Exhibit A
source: reddit.com
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for a drunk serial killer
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels releases new fragrance. Honey, that's what douche is for
source: foxnews.com
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Who needs to use words when you can headbutt someone while wearing a helmet instead?
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy on government hacker... um, sorry, government contractor with Project Vigilant, a Florida-based semi-secret entity, says he turned up dead of no apparent cause. Well, at least he didn't fall down an elevate shaft onto five bullets
source: kansas.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Drew Ferguson (R-GA) tweets a touching tribute on the 74th anniversary of the Normandy landings, including a photo of heroic Wehrmacht troops and their trusty Panzer in action
source: thehill.com
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mystery pooper caught with his pants down
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
No one remains to represent the lollipop guild
source: seattlepi.com
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's foreign policy is a shambles so GOP senators invent yet another scandal to smear Obama's Iran deal
source: vox.com
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
White is a color
source: seattlepi.com
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MSNBC goes all out fake news with faux-ad for "Oblivia" the drug that can help cure Trump fatigue (And yes, it is as cringeworthy as it sounds.)
source: mediaite.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative professor pretends that other conservatives ever genuinely cared about personal responsibility
 
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cause you had a bad day, You're taking one down, You sing a sad song just to turn it around
source: kcra.com
 
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Never forget: The 9/11 cancer that's already killed 2,000 men and women who rushed in to help deal with the attack .. sadly many still paying the price of being a hero
source: thesun.ie
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: The elusive 'Planet 9' might not be a planet at all
source: nypost.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 06:00 PM
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Aw, shucks: Man downs 480 oysters to win world championship
source: nola.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Like so many other things in their lives, millennials think going out takes 'too much effort'
source: nypost.com
 
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
[Main] Airport kills hog before it had a chance to be killed in the luggage compartment on a Delta flight
source: kfor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A ruthless review of Deadpool 2 that's spot on
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EPA chief Pruitt in the spotlight again as he tries to secure his wife a restaurant. To be fair, Chick-fil-A is pretty good
source: huffpost.com
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Because Obamacare is still totally tanking, health care emerging as top midterm voting issue
source: axios.com
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Buddy benches? I think you misspelled "bully"
source: theage.com.au
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nine situations when you shouldn't take Ibuprofen. #7 was all Subby needed
source: msn.com
 
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
MIT creates an AI psychopath because something needs to replace your crazy Uncle Earl
source: geek.com
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The trailer for the re-re-remake of A Star is Born has been released. Lady Gaga's quest for an EGOT is going quite smoothly
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
London police are looking for a guy who stabbed a 1-year-old baby. DEFCON goes from "Wot's all this then?" straight to "Sod off, yer gormless chav"
source: metro.co.uk
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Dismemberment trials severed
source: helenair.com
 
(Mediaite)
 
Video
 
SEE IT: The Eagles' Malcolm Jenkins just destroyed President Donald Trump and he never uttered a single word
source: mediaite.com
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A sad sign of the times we're in: Pennsylvania eighth graders get issued bulletproof backpack plates as a graduation gift
source: thehill.com
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you ask Google to translate "I am a Flat Earther" into French, it returns "Je suis un fou," meaning "I am a crazy person." Google pinky promises it's an error and they're working on fixing it. Uh0hu
source: metro.co.uk
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why does Auburn even exist?
source: youtube.com
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Hurricanes are slowing down. Yes, that's bad
source: time.com
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Laziness does... ...you know what I'll finish this headline later
source: medium.com
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta mayor repays city after taxpayers improperly paid her husband's airfare to the Super Bowl in Minneapolis
source: ajc.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The only demographic group that Trump still has a positive approval rating with are white,republican men. Everyone else is sick of his shiat
source: twitter.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 05:00 PM
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fulton County, which includes the city of Atlanta, is moving to decriminalize marijuana in unincorporated areas, in a vote by the county commission. It's largely symbolic since most of the huge county is incorporated
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Ugly ass welfare recipients plan on having copious amounts of unprotected sex in order to produce even more ugly ass welfare recipients
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] U.S. Air Force airlifting 6 Guatemalan children to Galveston, Texas, for medical treatment due to injuries sustained during the eruption of the Fuego Volcano in Guatemala. Afterwards they'll be transferred to an abandoned Walmart
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Some farking idiot thinks people went out in boats to gawk at hurricane Harvey and then had to be rescued by the Coast Guard
source: statesman.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is it possible to die from irony?
source: twitter.com
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
German far-right politician has his clothes stolen from his beach kampfing spot. #bathingfun #didnotseethatcoming
source: theage.com.au
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dude, these are, like, the world's best selling cannabis strains. Far out
source: metro.co.uk
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
[Main] Video shows boy playing Slip-and-Slide with plastic green alligator. PLOT TWIST: then the real thing shows up
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you throw 'like a girl' it may just be that you haven't had enough practice
source: metro.co.uk
 
(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Hulu figures it out, gives their balls a tug
source: sudbury.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump lashes out at media for treating Melania poorly, insists that's his job
source: thehill.com
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Kid playing with inflatable alligator on backyard slip-and-slide was having so much fun, real gator watched him play for two hours, then tried slide himself. (w/video goodness)
source: wfla.com
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Geek] Should humanity resurrect dinosaurs and bring the Neanderthals back to life? HELL, YES
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pruitt toady insults reporter as "piece of trash"
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] New Zealanders' taste in romantic partners becoming more sophisticated
source: abc.net.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
[Main] Apparently you can bring ketchup to a knife fight
source: newschannel5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"After 9/11 America's greatest threat to our democracy lived in a cave. Today he lives in the White House"
source: youtube.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rule number one in politics: Don't mention the war. Rule number two: Remember that D-Day took place in France
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah. Sure, Rudy
source: thehill.com
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your re-campaign after your two hour event when you can take a group photo of the entire audience, all 11 of them
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How are you gentlemen? All your phones are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction
source: cnbc.com
 
(Huck Magazine)
 
 
 
From human rights lawyer to well-respected DJ, every step in Nabihah Iqbal's unconventional life has equipped her to become an artist unafraid to challenge stereotypes
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Padres fan makes unbeerlievable catch of foul ball
source: youtube.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
1 girl, one cup, 1 ball
source: cnn.com
 
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Punishment for prostitution must include jail time if: a) it involves threats or force. b) a minor is involved. c) a condom is used
source: triblive.com
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Despite lack of news on hotly anticipated mass market submarine, Tesla shares skyrocket
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The more Chip Gaines strips paint, the more he likes his job
source: wtop.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dancing Queen Likes "Dancing Queen"
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Manafort's lawyer gets a lawyer's Manafort
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The answer to the question on every farker's mind: Yes, Val Kilmer will be reprising his famous role as Iceman in Top Gun 2
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nix nips
source: nytimes.com
 
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Working moms can be pretty busy. This mom was so busy, it took her two days to call police to report a possible makeshift grave
source: pjstar.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] In accordance with the rest of the administration, CFPB drops the C to put more emphasis on the P
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man announces readiness to be sued, location of closet
source: usatoday.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 04:00 PM
(MassLive)
 
 
 
If a driver going 70 mph crashes through the wall of a store and kills a woman inside, who is legally responsible for her death? Hint: Jury trial
source: masslive.com
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cariboo volunteer fire truck grounded by gas thieves, who'll be so fire trucked when they get caught
source: cbc.ca
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The lawyers are getting lawyers. This is not a repeat
source: reuters.com
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline: Women clean up after 2018 primary election. Really? Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
source: nbcnews.com
 
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Supreme court justice, who wrote book about pervasive dishonesty and corruption in government, now to face 32 ethics charges, update his book
source: wvmetronews.com
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump continues self interested abuse of his pardon powers by releasing lifer sentenced for... Never mind, I'm OK with this one
source: nbcnews.com
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
[Geek] European tree's fungus not as fun as before
source: sciencedaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Duke sucks so bad, their degrees have an expiration date
source: theonion.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two of Pruitt's minions are turning in their blue overalls and oversized goggles, before they get fitted for orange jumpsuits
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manafarked's lawyer also Manafarked
source: reuters.com
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The most boring DJ in the world
source: theguardian.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bob Corker announces a bi-partisan bill that will prevent the President from issuing tariffs over bullshiat like the War of 1812. Also we burned Toronto twice, take that Canada
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Eagles fans in attendance at Trump's Theatre of the Bizarre yesterday? They were actually RNC staffers
source: philly.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CrossFit is somehow unaware that large numbers of gay men use its gyms
source: outsports.com
 
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Netflix and no chill...millions of special snowflakes bombard the streaming service's request page demanding their favourites get added
source: exclaim.ca
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Qatar Airways CEO apologizes to the two people who didn't already realize he's from a misogynist society
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Malcolm Jenkins: "Since you can't listen and understand, let's try your reading comprehension skills"
source: sbnation.com
 
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Calling 911 because you're hungry isn't normal. On meth, it is
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's the 74th anniversary of D-Day: Past: a day when US Presidents lay wreaths or otherwise memorialize our soldiers who made the ultimate sacrifice with our allies. Today: Trump is in charge, FU, I prefer people who lived
source: cnn.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft's latest datacentre has been dropped into the sea
source: alphr.com
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How the EU plans to rid the world of Fark
source: youtube.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CNN's Brian Stelter: 'Reporters are not reporting when they post news to Twitter'
source: foxnews.com
 
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
[Sports] UCF: WE WANT BAMA... Alabama: Ok, you're on. Well, sorta
source: collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Looks like some NFL players showed up at the White House after all
source: foxnews.com
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wife material
source: cbsnews.com
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cancer patient given three months to live. 90 billion lab grown cells later, she's cancer free
source: nypost.com
 
(Slacker)
 
 
 
My brother's 4 year old granddaughter walked into his house today and said "Papaw, your music scares me" He turned down the music and smiled. What's going to be playing in Gen X's nursing homes?
source: slacker.com
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kudlow has always seemed like a dumbass and the years passing have made him no smarter. Rich guys can be truly stupid as if Trump hasn't already proven that
source: cnbc.com
 
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"She passed away on May 31, 2018 in Springfield (Minn.) and will now face judgement. She will not be missed by Gina and Jay, and they understand that this world is a better place without her." (But she probably made great cookies)
source: wjactv.com
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Geek] Tired of shovelware and offensive titles polluting its store, Steam plans to crack down on quality control amongst the titles it sells. Just kidding, they're doing the exact opposite
source: steamed.kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Deputies: Men used bombs to evict unwanted house guests
source: local21news.com
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yellowstone visitors keep approaching cute elk calves, forget they're protected by powerful ramming machines
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Tennessee teen tries to rape friend's mom during sleepover, police say
source: local21news.com
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Crocodile eats dog that taunted it for 10 years
source: local21news.com
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
[Main] 91-year-old man gains Facebook following through puzzle work
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The Hollywood Foreign Press Association finally replied to Brendan Fraser's moving story about being sexually assaulted by the HFPA president: "dude, it was a joke. Also, sign this statement agreeing it was a joke"
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boy, Opie Taylor is outta control these days
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Republican candidate takes "fine people on both sides" to its logical extreme in D-Day remembrance
source: time.com
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is eating pizza at a homeless campsite, or something, it's hard to follow
source: buzzfeed.com
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police finally flush out 'serial toilet clogger'. Ty-D-Bol Man extremely grateful
source: metro.co.uk
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
IHOP changes it name to IHOB and will announce what that means soon. I'm going with International House of Big Booty's to celebrate what happens when you eat too many pancakes
source: theguardian.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"How could a state with unprecedented wealth, technology, and entertainment also have the highest poverty rate?" for the answer, let's turn to Tomi Lahren
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 03:00 PM
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your name is Tom Wysocki then you may have done something to offend Wessex Water
source: dailymail.co.uk
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Giuliani trying his best to cancel the summit with North Korea next week
source: marketwatch.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Next up, Germany needs to answer for the bombing of Pearl Harbor
source: cnn.com
 
(News24)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now people are suffering from news fatigue. Now?
source: news24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Looks like Fort Hamilton will be receiving its last delivered pizza ever
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, is not merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Putin says, yes, I regularly tell Trump how to behave. He is very stupid and I have to stay on top of him and his dumbness. I mean, you dumb-dumbs voted for this half-wit
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump locks down that perfect score
source: rawstory.com
 
(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
I thought Farker's never left their basement. OK which one of you did this?
source: clevescene.com
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
I bet John the Baptist never had this problem
source: 11alive.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Giuliani is the Trump family liar. Need a good lie? Giuliani is your half-wit expert
source: cnn.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wisconsin attorney general attends secret anti-gay group meeting. You know the sort of group filled with self-hating Republican gays, which is pretty much every Republican group
source: rawstory.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Giuliani is a dopey old man who can't stay off camera. Seriously, this dumbass graduated? From high school even?
source: politico.com
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Two workers die at coal power plant. The coal is ok though
source: kansas.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
[Geek] Google removes egg from their salad emoji. The first line of the proposal was probably "I'm a vegan"
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
Obama tried to engineer a runaround of the Iran sanctions and then lied to congress about it
source: apnews.com
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gang of thug cops beat guy talking on cell phone for no apparent reason. God bless America
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not merely dead but most sincerely dead
source: foxnews.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Why did you catch a 7 foot, 200 lb halibut?" Fisherman: "For the hellofit"
source: foxnews.com
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: a person who wrote a comment on FB in reaction to a story about a cop hitting a suspect, "Thugs deserve it, it seems to be people of color who are the problem." is looking for a new job today. Fark: She was an HR supervisor-for UPS
source: rawstory.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani:"Mueller's team is trying to frame President Trump"
source: politico.com
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brooklyn army base orders pizza, calls ICE on delivery driver ..AFTER THEY GET THEIR PIZZA
source: voicesofny.org
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The last living munchkin is off to see the wizard
source: wsbtv.com
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] A new documentary quotes David Cassidy as saying he was still drinking in the last years of his life and he did not have dementia. 'Breaking Up Is Hard to Do'
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
No shiat, they finally caught the guy
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tennessee Titans players are on a mission to kill. "He wasn't strapped, we had to take his soul"
source: espn.com
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sploosh
source: cnbc.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait until Trump finds out what the Germans did to Pearl Harbor
source: amp.cnn.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Large pizza, yep, with pepperoni, sausage, ham, got it, anchovies, pineapple, OK, and a deportation order. One the way"
source: foxnews.com
 
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Our seamen are just not good enough anymore
source: defensenews.com
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mattress seeking aide for Pruitt resigns, when asked for comment, EPA spokesman calls reporter "a piece of trash"
source: theatlantic.com
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook:"Let's give our user data to those Chinese companies. What could possibly go wrong?". "Are you sure? At least one of those is actually considered a security threat by U.S. Intelligence." Facebook:"I said WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG"
source: nytimes.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not news: Senator says he could support Trump in 2020. Fark: Democratic senator
source: newsweek.com
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guy to neighbor stabbing his wife... "You want ketchup on that?"
source: foxnews.com
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
[Politics] Cuomo: We're spending $200M to fight opiate addiction, by taking $200M from the program that fights addiction to opiates. Am I not merciful and wise?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
She was trying to give him goosebumps but instead became a speedbump
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
You and your father go to check on a brother you haven't heard from in a few days. Inside, you find him and 2 others shot in the head. Do you (C) take items of value from the bodies and the home before calling in the homicide
source: koat.com
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
When asked about Ivanka Trump, Russian athlete says - I am a weight lifter, not a political
source: newrepublic.com
 
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
I guess the effects of smoking are quicker than I imagined
source: timesnews.net
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Kiddie Breaking Boundaries charity founder busted for kiddie fiddle photos
source: al.com
 
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Brothel
source: lifehacker.com
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Mr Pink Jr. confronts restaurant and owner about its gratuity policy aimed at "grade school customers"
source: wtop.com
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I hear you like rape tables
source: yahoo.com
 
Wed June 06, 2018, 02:00 PM
(WWE)
 
 
 
[Discussion] WILL Kairi Sane and Lacey Evans settle their score? DOES Shayna Bazler fear Nikki Cross? DO YOU CARE about TM61's heel turn? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Stormy weather brewing for her former lawyer, David Davidson
source: nbcnews.com
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Our criminal justice system has turned into a reality show
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looks like Stormy Daniels should have picked another lawyer
source: rawstory.com
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Malcolm Jenkins uses sign language to make a powerful statement to Philadelphia media
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller's in your encrypted messenger app, stealing your nudes
source: cnbc.com
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels files a new lawsuit. Her old lawyer colluded with Cohen and Donald knew
source: twitter.com
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Geek] Finally, Internet for SpongeBob
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
[Main] "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples." "But what if I don't have any nipples, Greg, can you still milk me?"
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman attempts to rob bank armed only with a blowjob
source: al.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Not news: Sneakers. Still not news: Made of recycled material. Fark: Bubble gum
source: boingboing.net
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Military base delivers pizza-delivery guy to ICE
source: thehill.com
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Is our city, state and nation any safer today because they took a pizza delivery guy off the streets?"
source: newsweek.com
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Trump stroked Cox, primaries went as planned, The War of 1812 is apparently en vogue, Ivanka's Complicit, immigrant kids in concentration camps, Paul Turns on Trump, and all we have is the MSNBC thread on this Wacky Wednesday. 8PM Eastern Derp Time
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Trump aims to become the Oprah Winfrey of pardons
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Microsoft planning to sink your data to the bottom of the ocean, only not metaphorically this time
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yup. Eyelid surgery. Look how open her eyes are now
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tariffs on Canada? Blame the War of 1812...also, the Brits, not the Canadians, but Donald isn't a details man
source: cnn.com
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN wants you to root for team Mexico in the World Cup. Bags of urine to the right. Homophobic slurs to the left
source: espn.com
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Illegal immigeant delivers pizza to a US Army base, gets detained for ICE as a tip
source: abc7ny.com
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
But just imagine how much worse it would be if it were a Republican West Virginia Senator embracing Trump
source: politico.com
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
She threatened to take away my video game controller. So I shot her
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Many argue that the Trump Presidency allowed the biggest asses to make a career in U.S. politics, but apparently just having a big ass is sufficient to get things done in the White House too
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Geek] Architect vows to ease China's urban overpopulation by building horizontal skyscrapers that float on top of vertical skyscrapers. "In these dense cities like Chongqing there's no room for big public parks, so we have to lift them into the sky"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump trade policies threaten 2.6 million jobs
source: money.cnn.com
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump trade policies create 300 jobs
source: money.cnn.com
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Feel like hate-reading an article about an artisanal knife sharpener in San Francisco? Yes, it's a dude, not a heavily patinated hand-cranked Victorian machine
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
10 years-old, dude
source: nypost.com
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of getting rough with his Uncle, dick
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You could say (•_•) VWs plans for for a successful comeback have ( •_•)⌐■-■ ..... gone up in smoke. (⌐■_■) ...YEEEEAAAHHH
source: bbc.com
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] How about no? Does no work for you? Great, thanks
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
According to scientists, our days are growing longer. We get to slack off an extra .0000135 seconds this year
source: sciencemag.org
 
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
[Main] You can have it your way - as long as your way comes with Hepatitis
source: wthr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)