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Sat March 25, 2023
(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Donors & allies: hey Puddin' Fingers, can you really go 12+ months in a steel cage match with McTFG?
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(Lifehacker)
 
  
 
 [Food] You're putting pineapple on your pizza wrong
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Fri March 24, 2023
(Tech Crunch)
 
  
 
 [STEM] TikTok CEO assures Congress that its employees weren't surveilling journalists, they were just avidly following them due to intense interest
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Since warships float, they must be made of wood. Wood floats on water, as do balloons. Therefore, if the warship floats like a balloon, it means she is a balloon, and consequently we can shoot it down
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(The Hill)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Should you attend college in a red state?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Winner of Nobel Prize, EGOT, and Olympic gold insists he's very close to achieving something infinitely more difficult
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Assault fisherman bags high-caliber catch
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Thu March 23, 2023
(Lifehacker)
 
  
 
 [Food] You're burning your broccoli wrong
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Wed March 22, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Canadians look to take over DC for the first time since 1814
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Climate change: Couple set for Pole-to-Pole electric car challenge. Where their electric car is going, they don't need roads
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
  
 
 [Main] Ever notice that so-called 'miracles' started disappearing pretty quickly when everyone got smart phones?
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Politics] ...okay
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 [STEM] You know when the guys on Star Trek just say a bunch of science words? Well that (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 [Main] It's time to start criminally prosecuting abusive bosses. Would there be any left?
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] Dutch trains halted due to too many tunnels. Mushroom, mushroom
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Tue March 21, 2023
(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 [Main] Xi Jinping has nothing to do with a film not being released as scheduled in Hong Kong and experts suggest 'self-censorship' by the cinemas themselves may be at play. Difficulty: "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"
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(Kotaku)
 
  
 
 [Fandom] Bayonetta prequel will solve Japan's birthrate crisis. Somehow
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(Politico)
 
  
 
 [Politics] $20 says Trump beats Biden in 2024, also whatever you want in the Charleston International Airport men's room
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(Slate)
 
  
 
 [Main] Today's Slatesplanation: How Adrian Chiles became your favorite internet columnist. Wait, I have a favorite internet columnist? And it's someone named Adrian Chiles?
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Is your home about to be taken over by a squatter? Be afraid. I SAID BE AFRAID. Fox News: scarring grandpa since 1996
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] The protest outside of Trump Tower is a liberal false flag
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
  
 
 [STEM] I guess audiophiles need to oil their snakes too
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Mon March 20, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] "Olivia Wilde's Itty-Bitty Black String Bikini Has Us Longing for the Beach." Yeah, the beach
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Sun March 19, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] NPR is here to help with a step-by-step guide for planting the garden that you'll have let die by mid spring
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Nonsense. The rich are still getting richer, wealthy investors and depositors are still getting saved by taxpayer dollars, and corporations are being allowed to price gouge consumers at will. He's performing his job exactly as expected
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Former GOP state lawmaker asks judge to let him withdraw his guilty plea to campaign finance charges arguing he made it with "an unsure heart and unclear mind" and that he had NO IDEA of the consequences of his plea like, say loss of his LAW LICENSE
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Sat March 18, 2023
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 [Politics] North Korea claims almost 800,000 have signed up to fight against US. In other news almost 800,000 North Koreans have just been told they signed up to fight against US
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(Gizmodo)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Is it really a "secret site" if even the folks at Gizmodo know about it?
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
  
 
 [Main] "Gator" captured on Frankstown branch of Juanita River in Pennsylvania. Good thing it couldn't breed with the Raystown lake monster. Or the legendary 40 foot black snake roaming the hills
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] TFG: Always give up, always surrender
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Fri March 17, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Tom Brady, who retired, then un-retired, played a season, then retired again, promises to stay retired this time
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Business] "Let's not make 'bailout' a dirty word," he says as he puts his monocle back in place
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(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Giannis Antetokounmpo calls himself "most competitive guy who ever lived" which prompted Michael Jordan to come out of retirement just to prove him wrong
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Princeton Furmans Arizona
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Thu March 16, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Given that people already mistake streetlights for flying saucers, surely nothing could go wrong if you gave streetlights arms with saucer-shaped docks where drones land to recharge
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Wed March 15, 2023
(The Hill)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Joe Exotic Tiger King for President 2024. That's the joke
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Main] That's it for sports, let's take a look at the weather with meteorologist Gary Lezak who says he's developed a method for predicting weather disasters up to ten months before they happen
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Tue March 14, 2023
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] If you know who pushed Mitch McConnell, you've got a million bucks. Difficulty: He wasn't pushed
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] "Try not to have lunch with any white supremacists on the way to the parking lot"
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Mon March 13, 2023
(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 [Sports] The best record in the NBA after the All-Star belongs to...wait a sec...that can't be right. The Sacramento Kings?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 [Politics] No I won't
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] Charles Schwab, America's 8th largest bank with $7.05 trillion: "Why are you guys looking at us funny? Our financial performance continues to be strong"
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(Independent)
 
  
 
 [Politics] George Santos talks about when he won his Oscar
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Sat March 11, 2023
(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] File under "things that didn't happen"
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Independent)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Thatsbait.gif
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Olympic cyclist has positive doping test, bad case of mange
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Thu March 09, 2023
(The Verge)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Oil companies: "We made some clean gasoline. We good now on the whole climate change thing?"
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] S.E. Cupp explains that the Republican we need isn't running for president. Wait, the "Republican that we need?" Is that like the venereal disease we prefer?
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(Billboard)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] 🎵🎵Wanting, needing, waiting for you to justify this list 🎵🎵
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(Rolling Stone)
 
  
 
 [Fandom] Old and busted: Elvis impersonators. New hotness: Earth, Wind & Fire impersonators
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