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Mon August 03, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Main] Myrtle Beach police call in back up to detain dangerous criminal wearing a thong on the beach. No word on if the multitude of crime scene photos will be released after a thorough examination
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Sun August 02, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Well here's the stupidest thing you will read all day
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump campaign launches new initiative to reach rural voters in N. Carolina
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Main] Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
[Main] Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
[Main] Tiny giraffe free with every purchase
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
[Main] Surely this was not COVID-19's first rodeo
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Geek] Not interested in folding phones? What if we throw in a free smartwatch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Food] No thank you, I prefer my wine to be inorganic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Man throws dagger at police; Police rolls saving throw; Cleric unable to help man
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Thu July 30, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] California lowers the bar for the bar
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP Rep. Asks Google Chief: Why Are My Campaign's Emails Going to My Dad's Spam Folder?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] No regrets, sure. But omg what is that stuff?
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Anti-Conservative bias is such a problem for Facebook that 9 of the 10 top-performing links are conservative
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] Budweiser's marketing team beats us all to the punchline with its new, non-alcoholic, 50 calorie "beer"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Good news for all the rich turdblossoms paying to summit Mount Everest each year: Now you can enjoy full 5G cell service while riding comfortably on the back of your assigned Sherpa. Sure, the Chinese might be monitoring your call, but whatevs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] You know what else kills COVID-19? That's right, Frank Stallone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republican Senators complain about Republican Senate bill
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
[Sports] Texas AG decides that since County Health Boards are closing schools, he'll take away their ability to close schools. Also, re-names the three Rs to Repression, Religion, and Rigor Mortis
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] Iranian "Navy" intensifies ooga booga towards most powerful Navy in History
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Trump's new favorite doctor believes three incredibly stupid things and "hydroxychloroquine works" is the least dumb of them by a long shot
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] If Boston's song "More Than a Feeling" makes you think "Gee, wouldn't it be swell if a blonde airhead with a purple guitar would shred this song all over the place," your wish has been granted, and may God have mercy on your soul
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Mon July 27, 2020
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
[Main] "What does this sign even mean?"
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] My new book is now available for pre-orders! LIBERAL PRIVILEGE! Sleepy Joe wont like this one... What? Why is everyone laughing at me?
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
[Politics] People who make $200,000 but complain they're broke. Who doesn't love their sorry asses?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Seeing their candidate start to go down in flames, anti-abortion groups seek to change Biden's platform
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] And here we see the rare Canadianus Idioticus in its natural habitat
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] There's always a moment between saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" and actually getting stabbed. This is one of those moments
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Why did the fisherman cross the canal?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Many Americans are idiots
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Rob Gronkowski has the viewing habits of a teenage girl
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ministry of Truth Secretary Conway scolds states for reopening too quickly in defiance of Bigliest Brother's instructions
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Wed July 22, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Geologists warn of fault running through planned Hollywood development. Not sure who would play Stewart Graff without Charleton Heston, but why not reboot "Earthquake" for 2020?
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
[Main] Hey, I know. Let's cut down on carbon emissions by building skyscrapers out of wood
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas Republicans' online convention turns into a dumpster fire
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
[Sports] Austin Dillon overcame the heat to win at Texas Motor Speedway in Fort Worth, TX, also known as "Hot, AF." Kyle Busch passed fewer cars than inspections, and Kevin Harvick made his 700th start, so he's been around......and around, and around
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] Why email sucks, and how you can fix it. Step 1: Pay $100 to some start-up company you've never heard of
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Antonio Brown says he's done with the NFL. Again
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Talk about perverse incentive. Isn't that how we got Trump?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Maybe take this as a sign to stop believing in antiquated nonsense
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Texas erases the cases and faces the races of the paces of internet conspiracy laces in places that have graces
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Main] Rebel Rickey ain't wearin' no mask to Walmart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Orange Monkey Dishwasher, Again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Dear Slate. I've had sex with two men in my life and they were both totally different, and I now believe that I have discovered the two archetypes of men in the universe. Should your readers learn about my extraordinary discovery?
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Geek] Ford 2021 Bronco's Sasquatch package's stick shift is just like Sasquatch: Nonexistent
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
[Politics] Having solved the racist police problem and the violent homeless camp problem, the Minneapolis Park Board decides to focus its attention on allowing nudity in its parks
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Sports] For $149 to $299, your face can be in the cutout crowd at empty Dodger Stadium (if the season goes off in these times of a plague)
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