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Sun July 22, 2018
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] Just how the fark do you contaminate crackers with salmonella? Seriously?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] "We served out of date food for our wedding and everyone loved it"
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
[Main] NYC steam pipe explosion scattered asbestos over about 50 buildings. "I hate to say it, if someone was wearing expensive clothing at the time ... If it has fibers in it, you're not going to see that clothing again," the mayor said
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Shooting for the Double Derp Score, he accuses a free press of being "the real enemy of the people" and fellates his boss in a single sentence
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] It might be time to drop the Aquaman jokes
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Tue July 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Given that the U.S. president spent the last 36 hours abroad humbling himself to his nation's most dangerous adversary, you could be forgiven if you've forgotten he's also been orchestrating crimes against humanity back home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Deep color, velvety red, no real sign of ageing, still very youthful and firm berry fruits on the nose, heavily Cabernet in style, blackcurrant leaf, with a cedar wood / cigar box spice coming through, followed by a strong mouse finish
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(Time)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bill Browder is a high-value target for Putin's assassins, and yesterday Trump offered Browder's head on a platter
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman emerges from her hotel bath to find maggots on the floor. Which naturally gives the Mirror the perfect reason to show her cleavage in a bikini top
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Rejected Lucky Charms mascot Ed Sheeran wins permission to erect anti-homeless railings outside his home
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] Good news, everybody. It's still legal for 7-year-olds to labor in tobacco farm fields. You know, if you need a little extra income for that family budget
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Sat July 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] "Well, they don't have any drinkable water, but they have plenty of Coca-Cola. What could possibly go wrong?" Cue the Wilford Brimley memes
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Tainted Venezuelan Crab Meat is not just the name of my Cocteau Twins / Justin Timberlake mashup cover band
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
[Main] Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
[Main] Sitting on a park bench ... eyeing up small birds with nothing but bad intent
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Weird and wonderful food available at the OC Fair this year. Bonus: The names of several of the foods sound like daring sex positions
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Main] 82-year-old man with world's longest fingernails (which he had been growing for 66 years--some of them as much as 6 feet long) cuts fingernails off to sell to museum. Apparently he needed a little scratch
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wife of the new WH Director of Communications: "Women who join the military should expect to be sexually harassed"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Because there isn't enough to hate about the world right now, Kylie Jenner is 20 years old and will soon be a billionaire. That is not a typo. A BILLIONAIRE
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Drinker orders horrifying looking Guinness and Sprite cocktail, automatically loses right to beer towel. What's the worst drink you ever saw someone order?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump WH plans to fund immigrant detention camps by pulling funding from AIDS treatment and research
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Tue July 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wrestler: "Coach, did you hear me? The doc was holding my balls and wouldn't let go." ...... Jim Jordan (nonR-eporter): "Oh man, that one cracks me up every time"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
[Discussion] As if 2018 wasn't depressing enough, some of the new food trends for the year include drinking vinegars, birch water, canned fish salads, and cauliflower
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] In January 2018, Associate Justice Anthony Kennedy hired 4 clerks for his Supreme Court October 2018 term
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Black people are a threat to all" and "The whole idea of diversity is a bunch of crap and un-American."- Seth Grossman, GOP nominee for Congress. With video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Being a loud-mouthed c*nt in the ghetto you would think someone would have shot this biatch (Maxine Waters) by now." Not the best phrasing, Deputy District Attorney
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Sat July 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Immigrant children say they were beaten, kept naked in cells and tied to chairs at Virginia detention center. But yeah, let's make sure the national panties stay wadded over the brutal incivility of Sarah not getting her pancakes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] If you get caught having sex with one of your special-needs students, lose your job and are out on bail, there are lots of things you can do while waiting for your trial. Getting caught doing it again probably isn't a good one
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Thu July 05, 2018
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
[Main] Man continues Larry Craig's legacy, this time at the MOA
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
[Main] Red, white, and poo
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Tue July 03, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Bare fists vs. metal baton Aaaaaannnnnd knockout
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump refuses to lower flags for slain journalists. How's the civility going?
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Geek] The deal Facebook made with phone makers not only gave them access to all of your Facebook data, it also gave them access to all your friends' data, and their friends' etc etc. One phone could give them access to hundreds of thousands of accounts
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Corey Stewart, the Trump-supporting Virginia republican who wants to return to the days of the confederacy, gathered a group of fellow racists to stage a chant of "BUILD THE WALL" in front of the Red Hen restaurant
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
[Discussion] At what age do Mormon per... um sorry. Bishops, Mormon bishops ask things like, "Did you make her orgasm?" (A) 8 (B) 12 (C) 14 (D) All of the above
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] I hate Illinois Nazis. Especially when they win the GOP nomination for congress and brag about it
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Fri June 29, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman has 50-pound nope removed after unexplained health issues
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(TooFab)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Whoopi Goldberg tells Meghan McCain to get out of her vagina. Now you will have that image in your head for the rest of the day. You're welcome
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Cracked)
 
 
 
[Politics] Terms that describe Facebook's more profitable users: voyeuristic, racist and genocidal
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
[Main] Heads-up, Dallas Farkers: White Rock Lake will soon be Brown Trout Lake, thanks to an upstream 250,000 gallon raw sewage spill
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(RedState)
 
 
 
[Main] Getting arrested for soliciting kiddie porn and sex with minors is no way to go through life, Mr Chairman of the International Campaign to Stop Rape and Gender Violence in Conflict
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
[Politics] After being separated from parents, 3 year olds now have to appear in court alone to avoid deportation. I repeat: ICE expects a toddler to advocate for itself in court
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] So how is the Air Force effort to curb sexual assault going these days? Oh boy
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] Dave Daubenmire calls for a re-stigmatization of homosexuality. Man, that republican Christian civility is just enviable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Not only can you get a free trip to the K-hole courtesy of Minneapolis police, but you get enrolled in a medical study of its effects without consent
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
[Main] Guess which university just had an employee caught videotaping men in bathroom. Go ahead. Guess
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
[Main] The Good Ship Norovirus will be returning to Seattle soon
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