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Mon February 06, 2023
(Patch)
 
 
 
[Main] As it has been noted here many,many times before, the hitman you want to hire on the "dark web" isn't really a hitman. But it isn't always a cop, either. Sometimes it is a scammer
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Straighten up and Pooright, Farkers
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Sun February 05, 2023
(98.3 The Key)
 
 
 
[Business] If you hear Code Brown over the intercom at Walmart, it has nothing to do with a bathroom accident. But you'll want to evacuate anyway
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Fri February 03, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] Avian flu has crossed to mammals in the UK, but you shouldn't panic... yet
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
[Fandom] How to get geeks to watch the Superb Owl
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
[Main] Now is not the best time to fly to Moscow, buy a cow, name it Doctor Cow, and parade it down Red Square while yelling "animals are not food"
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(Twitter POTUS)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now when your uncle goes to Las Vegas he'll demand to be charged hidden resort fees to own the libs
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter. East Coast cities break out their jorts
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
[Business] Gluttony is back on the menu
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Wed February 01, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Just more proof that every technology can be used for good or for bad
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(Square Enix)
 
 
 
[STEM] Use of third party tools in esports is equivalent to doping in sports-sports
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Food] Attention bourgeoisie foodies who can afford eggs: you're poaching them wrong
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Business] Pro tip: Just as you would request a fired employee to turn his keys in, it behooves you to make him log out of the social media page he operated for you before he goes rogue
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Mon January 30, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Original recipe coke soon to be available in B.C. Original recipe meth also
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] $4 a gallon gas prices are coming back. And those who flunked Economics class will be plastering their extra Biden "I Did That" stickers onto pumps again
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(Salon)
 
 
 
[STEM] You're sleeping wrong, alone
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Some Sonnet Slinger)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] That flaky poetry nerd you dated in grad school was a CIA spook. Next up: Is the weekly Fark Writer's Thread a psyop honeypot?
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Fri January 27, 2023
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] FDA to make Covid booster access easier, giving your lunatic uncle a new conspiracy to believe in
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Thu January 26, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Business] Subby misread this headline as "dollar skulls at eight-month low", which would make the central bank meetings a lot more interesting
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
[Fandom] What to Watch Now That Justin Roiland is Fired from Rick and Morty except you've probably seen at least 6 of the 8 suggestions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Officiating crew announced for Super Bowl LVII. Unfortunately, that one guy is going to make a bad call and your team will fail to cover
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Tue January 24, 2023
(LaFleur de lis)
 
 
 
[Sports] Brady to Rams? A distinct possibility
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
[Sports] They always return to Belichick, as foretold in the dark tome of eons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[STEM] Displaying dead people is OK, but don't call them "mummy"
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
[Sports] Panthers, Colts, Texans may end up with a monstrous vermin in charge
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
[Sports] Old and busted: Peyton to Broncos. New hotness: Payton to Broncos
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Patrick Mahomes has a high ankle sprain. "Chiefs will likely shoot that ankle up with so much drugs, he'll be floating on the field for next week's game"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Food] The latest thing you're doing wrong? Cutting cheese
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Salon)
 
 
 
[Food] Your bacon is missing something
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Sat January 21, 2023
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't look for your towel, because it's gone
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
[STEM] For his 93rd birthday, Buzz Aldrin: A) Went into space again. B) Punched that lying moron again. C) Got married again
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Fri January 20, 2023
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Main] Stealing luxury mountain bikes isn't just for coordinated professional crime syndicates. Here's some tips to up your burgling game
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] PFAS in my vagina? It's more likely than you Thinx
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Thu January 19, 2023
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
[Food] What do you want? For European Farkers to submit a drink honoring the JUICE mission to Ganymede launching in April. Sad: No ingredients consisting of a carbon chain attached to a hydroxyl group. American Farkers: Anything goes on the comments
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Sports] Vikings to lose first round of playoffs next season
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
[Sports] In 2023, Chiefs & Pats will play in Germany, while Bills, Titans, & Jags will play in London. Bears & Texans will continue to play in Competently
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[STEM] There is a gigantic sunspot on the Sun right now. Obvious: Don't be like TFG, do not look at the Sun without the correct equipment or you might go blind
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
[Sports] Byron left wich no job
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(Link kills Poe)
 
 
 
[Sports] Lamar Jackson may have already played his last snap for Baltimore; quoted as saying, "Nevermore"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[STEM] If you're tired of writing code for evil companies and want to give your income a shock in the arm, you might consider training to be an electrician. There aren't nearly enough to meet demand over the next few years
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Did a gaming system lose its position as best-selling console in France? Wii
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Tue January 17, 2023
(C|Net)
 
 
 
[Business] Well, someone has to pay for the snarky Twitter feed manager: Wendy's is now the most expensive fast food chain
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Angel of Death gives his blessing to Ukraine joining NATO and simply refuses to die
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] "Now no way can Jim Harbaugh stray; save back to Michigan, all the world's his way"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] "Commanders sale coming 'soon' as top candidates take shape." Hopefully, in the form of an eagle and a bucket of water, just like Zan & Jayna
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dallas not giving up on Brett Maher; simply explain that if he kicks the ball between the two yellow poles they get an extra point added onto their touchdown
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
[Sports] The only possible neutral-site AFC Championship Game would be between the Bills and Chiefs
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Vox)
 
 
 
[STEM] It's a little late, but here's how to winterize your home
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[STEM] Want to sound more assertive? Flare your neck frills, spray your pheromones everywhere, fluff up your tail, and yowl. But don't yowl these 4 phrases
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(Salon)
 
 
 
[Food] Bake-on
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