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Mon September 17, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
[Main] 2018 Father of the Year has been announced
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] There's an oral sex loophole in Florida's bestiality law. It took Florida Man to figure that out
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Sun September 16, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] LivePD star becomes LivePD focus
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Sat September 15, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] If you don't speak the language they won't serve you in the Hialeah Taco Bell. Difficulty: Spanish
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] Now I'm no Ms. Manners, but I'm pretty sure that wearing an inmate's ear on a necklace at the mess hall after Labor Day is just a tad gauche
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] RV sales guy looking for fat commission: "This RV is $250,000." Florida man checks his pockets and looks around, "Um, Will ya take a third party post dated check and throw in the floor mats?". RV guy, "This is your lucky day"
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Fri September 14, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Is it really stealing if you decide to keep 11 pounds of marijuana that washed up on the beach?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline correction: Shirtless idiot from Florida stands in the wind with a flag
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Thu September 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rick Scott realizes some Puerto Ricans moved to Florida
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
[Main] What better way to cope with your "anxiety" than masturbating at 2:30 AM inside a laundromat while watching porn on your phone?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Football coach banned from teaching after accusations of head-butting player and telling another player to "commit suicide"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] New poll shows Ron DeSantis is monkeying up his general election campaign against Andrew Gillum
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ron DeSantis thinks he'll win over Latino voters with his combination of racism and anti-Socialism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Unlike his opponent, DeSantis is proud of the Florida tag
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
[Main] Man slowly stole $5 million from employer over 10-year period, used it to make crappy movies
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Main] Man getting bitten by 11-foot gator while retrieving golf disc from pond in Clearwater's Cliff Stephens Park shouldn't have surprised anyone, since that pond connects to ever popular Alligator Lake
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Mon September 10, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
[Food] McDonald's stores in South Florida are testing McD's international menu items that have sold well abroad, such as Grand McExtreme Bacon Burger, BBQ McShaker Fries, McSpicy Chicken, and the Dutch Stroopwafel McFlurry which is not a sex practice
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
[Main] Man told deputies he stole an ambulance because he "needed a car." Since it's Florida, this makes perfect sense
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] DeSantis resigns House seat to focus on DeGoverner's election, probably has nothing to do with DeSpeeches to DeRacists
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Politics] When they tell you who they are, hear them
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Sun September 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] ♪ What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, while English in Florida? ♪
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] 200 of Jordan Peterson's relatives seized in Florida man's trunk
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Macgyver - Florida Edition: Cleverly converting your road rage charges into first degree murder charges
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(The Ledger)
 
 
 
[Main] Naked man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
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Thu September 06, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] DeSantis to pick a Cuban-American female as his running mate. No word on what racist term he'll have for her on Twitter
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Main] If you inform the Disney greeter "Al Qaeda sent me to blow the place up" you need something better than a head injury defense
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Man gets hired on Thursday, gets fired on Sunday, tries to kill ex-boss two hours later. This will not look good on his résumé
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Wed September 05, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] A house divided cannot stand, especially with a crane stuck in it
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
[Main] Man in prison claims he can't be charged with solicitation of murder against his victim because he hadn't paid the hitman yet
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Tue September 04, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] Hello, landlord? Yeah, there's blood dripping from my ceiling
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(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Once upon a time Florida had a chance to not be so Florida-y
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Subby is going to fight a redlight ticket this week and is considering filing for discovery to see the source code used in the system. A few other suggestions for fighting red light camera tickets to the left. Much better advice to the right
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
[Main] Drunken Florida Man leads deputies on high speed chase, crashes truck and jumps into ocean. Once arrested he states "This will be a great story to tell family and friends." Bonus "I'm already going to jail so why bother" after refusing blood test
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Mon September 03, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
[Main] Officer to Florida Man: "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for the highways?" Florida Man: "Yes. Yes, sir, I do"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Main] Beans cause fire in mobile home. Officials suspect gas from the Dutch Oven
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
[Main] The algae has gotten so bad in Florida that it's helping police catch criminals
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Sun September 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Jungle music" ✓, "Screeching monkeys" ✓, "Racist impersonator" ✓, Okay, we're ready to record our robocall
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
[Main] No problem, BFF. We will drink a few beers and go shoot up the house of the woman who left the bad review about your mom's restaurant. SOLVED
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Sat September 01, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] The biggest ass in town gets new home
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Fri August 31, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Florida gubernatorial candidate Andrew Gillum calls for a new confederacy of states. CNN's Andrew Cuomo, Clayton Bigsby, love it. (w/ video)
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
[Main] Not sure which massage school this guy went to, but we're pretty sure putting the scrotum in your mouth is not a standard massage move. Or at least costs extra
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
[Main] If you dropped off five pounds of marijuana at a donation box, the police would like to have a word with you
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
[Main] It's never good when a dad calls his teen daughter and says, "We gotta bury a body" (with that's-a-hard-18 mugshot)
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Main] Helium shortage hits Party City hard. You could always use hydrogen. Oh, the humanity
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] How much chuck could a Publix chuck, if that ground chuck could be yuck?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida couple arrested after constructing heroin dealing drive-thru out of the kitchen window of their mobile home, complete with signs to the house, and an open/closed sign with a clock showing what time they open
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Food Safety News)
 
 
 
[Food] USDA reports Mad Cow Disease found in FL beef cow with pic that might strangely arouse you
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Main] Military supplier of everything from tomatoes and potatoes to eggs and ranch dressing gets an unexpected ICE-free visit from Air Force Special Investigations, Defense Criminal Investigation Service, and DHS. Twitter hurricane imminent
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alex Salmond, a major anti-Trump political figure in Scotland, is given the standard Al Franken treatment
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