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Thu April 18, 2019
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Hey Florida Man: If you're going to pull over vehicles while impersonating a cop, make sure you don't pull over a real cop. Jailarity ensues
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] The Florida teenager who was arrested last month for attempting the 'RKO; wrestling move on his principal, has been arrested once again - this time for trying the finishing move on a plastic alligator at a mall
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
[Main] You can now thank Florida for blood-sucking worms. Oh, and they're spreading
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Sports radio personality Justin Pawlowski arrested for soliciting 14-year-old boy for sex online. Who knew Florida tag topics could crop up on Fark's Sports page?
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Wed April 17, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] The Sheriff said, "Often, the only way can we can identify a residence that is making meth is when they blow themselves up"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Screech Owl shares nest box with young Wood Duck
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] The last time the Midwest destroyed the West Coast of Florida this badly, a hoard of baby-boomers flocked en masse
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Man explains why he buried his friend in the backyard
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Tue April 16, 2019
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
[Main] Hubby been kidnapped? Smoked too much meth? Maybe both? Tune in to the next episode of Florida Man to find out
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] When Florida Man gets into the jewelry business
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Grieving family builds roadside memorial to teen killed in car accident so convoluted, so serpentine, so bilious neighbors complain, demand its removal. "It just brings us comfort. You know, talk to Zach and talk to God and do what we need to do"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Not to panic Floridians but very hungry alligators are invading your streets, homes and pools. Bonus: It's also mating season for them which makes them hungrier because they're more active
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Mon April 15, 2019
(SportsChump)
 
 
 
[Sports] Lightning hits Augusta, misses Columbus altogether
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Main] Welcome to Jellyville Beach. Stings are on us
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] "The car is a Ferrari and it goes fast" says arrested Florida man doing his part to not ruin his state's reputation
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Sat April 13, 2019
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] If there weren't enough things in Florida that could kill you, someone ups the ante by importing cassowaries from Australia. Brilliant
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(Patch)
 
 
 
[Main] Dear Mom, The food here sucks. I miss you and dad and the whole family. I miss going fishing with the boys and all. When I get out of here I am going to get a gun and kill the following people: xxxxxxx and xxxxxxxxx. Love, your son Bobbie
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Fri April 12, 2019
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
[Main] If you construct homemade gun from Internet instructions, never fire a warning shot at your kid's feet while arguing. It just puts off the disagreement until you get out of jail
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] Man abandons his pet dogs in tiny backyard without food, water, shelter for weeks until subdivision neighbors call cops. Did I say dogs? I meant full grown horses
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
[Main] Do you live in Florida? Congratulations, you live near a meth lab
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man's 90 year old mom wins $200M+ Powerball. Florida man hires Sal's Powerball Winner Money Guru and Tow Service to invest the funds. A few years pass. $2M a month in fees and some staggering losses. Florida man is now being sued by mom
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Thu April 11, 2019
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man with more than a passing resemblance to Matthew McConaughey arrested after being found shirtless, eating spaghetti with his bare hands. Alright, alright, alright
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] You mean it's not OK to leave your four kids alone for four days while you hook up with your boyfriend? This IS Florida after all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Can a felony charge end the career of a YouTube prank star? Cross your fingers
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
[Main] Highway Patrol responds to three naked women at interstate rest stop applying suntan lotion after showering who then flee in sedan. Hilarity ensues
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Wed April 10, 2019
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
[Main] Man accused of killing chihuahua over "strong magnetic force". Suspect may be bipolar
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Man goes full supervillain, calls himself "The Saint" and threatens to unleash his army of turtles and destroy the town. Simon Templar unavailable for comment, Terrapin Military Control not answering phone calls
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
[Main] Threatening to turn former workplace into a "bloodbath" pretty much confirms your dismissal for "creating a hostile work environment," dude
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Tue April 09, 2019
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] ♪ What rolls down stairs and under your chair and over Florida Man's Buick? ♪
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] In the same month, Florida man buys an $8 million private island and gets arrested for shoplifting $300 worth of stuff from Kmart
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Multi-millionaire CrossFit co-founder Lauren Jenai, 47, plans to marry her childhood crush, who is currently in jail on murder charges, and she won't stop talking about it
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] Jogging hazards: Shin splints. Bursitis. Severed cow tongues
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Handing out $20 bills and paying for meals at a Waffle House? That's a shooting
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Mon April 08, 2019
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Main] Vanity license plate applications rejected in Florida include Left Nut, Sno Suks, Des Nuts, Hi Ugly and SXY GRMA
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] 'Twas brillig, and the slithy shots / no gyre or gimble could evade / all gunshot were the Mims men / and the Florida Police outgrabe
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] High School band director arrested for being too interested in a student's flute
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
[Main] It's 'Find a convicted felon asleep on your front porch with a loaded sawed-off shotgun' season in Florida
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
[Main] 'The Florida Pythons' would make a great minor league baseball team, and I think we've found their 17-foot mascot
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] "You're never leaving your parents' house." Not much of a state slogan, but it fits
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Sun April 07, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wait...Politico has a whole WEBSITE dedicated to Florida? Holy shiat that's amazingly terrifying
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida fugitive arrested on rooftop by U.S. Marshals. She said she was innocent, but they said, "I don't care"
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Sat April 06, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Man can only handle 15 minutes of freedom
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Fri April 05, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Businessman takes a run at Rick Scott's state record for Medicaid fraud, but comes up about 3/4 of billion dollars short, managing only to steal a measly $1 billion
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Frog Ministry leaps back in business after car crashed into storefront, supplying clothes, food, housewares to local poor. Toad you so
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dolphins cheerleader murders Lumière. Crazy eyes stare into your soul
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man robs Police Federal Credit Union. And, surprisingly, gets away
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Thu April 04, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Godspeed Brian, the world's first cosmobat celebrates his 10th anniversary of the first Chiroptera Spaceflight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] The secret handshake to get you into Mar-A-Lago? Cash. It's a pay-to-play scam
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida man driving along and doing erotic whippets runs over lawyer and injures family. Whippet good Florida, whippet good
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida Mayor, never a slave to reason, picks April 26 as "Confederate Memorial Day". No word on what time he plans to start working in the fields for no pay
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