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Mon March 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] If the Fed keeps hiking interest rates more banks will fail and lending will come to a halt. Economy crashes. If the Fed cuts rates, inflation will kill spending. Economy crashes. No matter what happens, it's all Biden's fault
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] Bitcoin is poised to blow up Africa's $86 billion banking system and all those desperate Nigerian Princes may once again be sitting in the lap of luxury
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Sun March 26, 2023
(Hakai Magazine)
 
  
 
 [Business] Alaska cruises are destroying Alaska
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] Can't get an F if you don't bother with grades
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(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 [Business] Phony Stark: pay me $1000 a month for your blue checkmark icon. Businesses: LMFAO
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(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Listen to that applause
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 [Sports] The Kyrie Irving experiment has gone about as well as expected in Dallas
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Meh Expectations
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 [Business] Wait, this is a job interview question?
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Sat March 25, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 [Business] Good: The Rivian electric vehicle finally arrives after a 3-year wait. Bad: It breaks down 3 days later
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(ProPublica)
 
  
 
 [Business] It's almost like an insurance company's sole goal is to make money
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [STEM] Crash of Jeff Bezos's NS-23 cargo-carrying space weener last year was caused by rocket exhaust being too hot. Better see if Amazon has a sequel to "Rocket Engines for Dummies"
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Fri March 24, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] How dare you grift from my donors (aka suckers)
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Gym Jordan claims he can't see or read anything without his glasses. He must not have ever had them when he coached at "The" Ohio State
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Allegheny county DA drops gun charges because: a) no gun evidence b) police overstepped their bounds c) it's election season
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 [Food] Writer tries to win the prize for the worst "don't like what I don't like" contest. Also decides that chicken fried steak is from Wyoming and disgusting. Warrant for his arrest issued in Texas
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 [Main] You are accused of smuggling military technology that ended up in Ukraine & of shipping sanctioned oil from Venezuela to Russia. It's been agreed that you'll be handed over to the US, so please put this ankle monitor on and come back in a few days
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(Deslidefied)
 
  
 
 [Discussion] These movies were bad. So bad they scored a whopping zero on Rotten Tomatoes
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Business] In the latest chapter of our never-ending series of banking failures: Deutsche Bank discovers that no one wants to give them money anymore
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Thu March 23, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 [Politics] When you're the state's top accountant and you miss $350, you can just disappear. But when you miss $3.5 billion, they will find you
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Rep. Richard Hudson (R-eally illiterate) wastes everyones time with dumb questions. TikTok
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(Fox News)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Musk 'trolls' the Democrats by screwing up the 'that's what she said' joke worse than Michael Scott ever did
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Business] Elon Musk's Boring Company is facing criticism from Texans over its plans to dump treated wastewater into the Colorado River. Now if it was the Texas River I would understand
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] Starbucks CEO says he'll work a shift of his choosing at the cafe of his choosing once a month and he's not afraid to show up high and really get in there and misspell and mispronounce your name while bungling your order
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Main] Jackson, MS Water Utility: Sorry residents, there just isn't enough water to go around. You'll have to boil what you do get, and just go without some days. Also Jackson Water: Yeah we've known about that broken pipe leaking 5 mil gallons/day since 2016
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(Rolling Stone)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Headline: Trump is about to be a loser. Huh? What is this "about to be"
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(The Register)
 
  
 
 [Business] "You've got your exploit in my scam" - "No, you've got your scam in my exploit". Fark needs a Cryptofail tag
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(Rolling Stone)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Music journalist tries to trick us into thinking Lana Del Meh has 50 good songs
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Wed March 22, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] This Abbott Elementary may be a farce but it is certainly no comedy
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(The Verge)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Apple Music is remixing other people's playlists to users' libraries, which doesn't sound very good
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] NewsMax will once again be free to spew forth their vile hatred and vitriol across and Amber Waves of Grain via DirectTV. The Free Market has spoken
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(Twitter)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Old Man's War
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Tue March 21, 2023
(YouTube)
 
  
 
 [D'awww] Purranormal Activity
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Rolling Stone ran a scoop about an FBI raid on an ABC news reporter's house and suggested it was retaliation by the Biden Administration for his reporting. For some reason, they deliberately didn't mention all the child porn on his computer
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] A financial Banana Republic, a corporate Sbarro, and a legislative Cinnabon
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(Lehighton Times News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Some people come here to sit and think. Others come here to make terroristic threats
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Mon March 20, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 [Sports] S(t)FC tells its athletic program to STFU, GTFO
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Business] You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out Virgin Orbit is declaring bankruptcy this week
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(Law and Crime)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Behold the majesty of the MAGA supersoldier
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(Some footie nerd)
 
  
 
 [Sports] SoFi stadium was going to hold the 2026 World Cup final. Then someone got out a ruler and did some math. Whoops
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 [Politics] In the wake of the revelations from the Dominion lawsuit, professional journalism associations have strongly condemned Fox News' action saying they violate all rules of professionalism, and journalistic ethics. But they ain't gonna do dick about it
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Sun March 19, 2023
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Ceiling cat was watching you interrogate
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
  
 
 [Main] Freakin millenials and Zers. We boomers could show you a thi...ZZZZZZZZ *SNORE*
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 [Main] Driving drunk through the gate of a military base is some fine police work, deputy
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 [Politics] Too medium to fail?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 [Entertainment] Audiences not showing up to Shazam sequel, disappointed it doesn't feature Sinbad as a genie granting wishes
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Sat March 18, 2023
(The Raw Story)
 
  
 
 [Politics] "House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) is directing the GOP heads to run interference for Donald Trump. He took that action following Trump's social media rant to fans: "PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK." Impeach McCarthy
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
  
 
 [Politics] State of New York proposes a 4% streaming tax and a 25 cent delivery charge. "There's not a lot on cable nowadays"
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Fri March 17, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 [Main] After you're finished driving your Ford off the road because you've lost your wipers and your brakes, you should check out this recall
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 [Sports] Oral sucks
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