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Thu November 15, 2018
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
[Geek] Annual tech conference falls apart when attendees drop out due to lack of peer-reviewed content, unease over affiliation with "International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots," and keynote speaker/noted tech guru Steve Bannon
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump didn't want to go to the cemetery in France was because, "He was worried his hair was going to get messed up in the rain"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Business] Uber lost a billion dollars. In one quarter
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Wed November 14, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rubio defends his use of the term "3-point kick" in likening Florida's election to a football game saying OF COURSE he, like all other manly, totally not lizard-people humans knows what a field goal is, why would anyone question that? *tongue flick*
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP Rep. in Maine files a lawsuit to prevent ME's Secretary of State from tabulating the "ranked choice" portion of the ballots after neither he nor his challenger reached 50%. Fark: ME voters have TWICE approved "ranked choice" voting on the ballot
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Tue November 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Secretary of State Mike Pompeo accuses Newsweek of "helping Iran spread lies" because Newsweek ran an article with a headline accurately quoting what Pompeo said in an earlier interview
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman finds $300,000 worth of cocaine on the street, hoards it at home in her daughter's Kinder eggs and other spots telling cops she was going to sell it but never did
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump may have realized the caravan was a non-story designed to instill fear in voters during the midterms, but Fox is still blathering on about it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
[Business] Big Oil spent a percentage of profits on green energy in 2018. Specifically, 1%
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
[Main] Army National Guard lands Chinook helicopter at Veterans Day parade, forgets to clear landing zone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Tonight on Stupid Criminal Tricks: Darwin Edition, sanguine sneak thief scratches self, silently slips away
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Sports] The last time anyone's seen four doinks was at Survivor Series 1993...and that was only slightly more painful to watch than Cody Parkey's kicking performance Sunday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Happy Veterans Day, Betsy DeVos. Why are more than HALF of the 42,000 severely disabled veterans who are eligible to have their student loans forgiven currently in default? And WTF are you doing about it?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Malaysia may force cuts to Bohemian Rhapsody because of the country's strict laws on homosexual representation
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
[Sports] I tried to win a lousy t-shirt and all I got was a fall from lower deck, through tunnel-entrance awning, onto concrete at Titans' stadium
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
[Geek] Apple admits some 13-inch MacBook Pros and iPhone Xs are borked, offers to shoot de lettuce wit de boom boom, murrfrrr hrrrde huurrrrde hrrrm
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
[Food] Alternet takes a break from political coverage to tell you how you can ruin Thanksgiving by going meatless without even having a tofurkey
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Sun November 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Bobby Petrino out at Louisville after crashing to a 2-8 record. After buyout, will be able to afford 705 Christmas presents for student-athlete development coordinators
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Harry Potter and the Poorly Reviewed Prequel
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] It can be awful if your ride gets repossessed. It's even worse when you have passengers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Food] Fair warning, if you try to sneak this in as a mashed potato substitute for Thanksgiving you're going to be sleeping in the garage. All winter. Puréed "tastes like turnips" 🤢
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(Medium)
 
 
 
[Politics] Days after the election, Porter County, IN was still 0% reporting. This is why
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Sports] "The [Cowboys] cheerleaders are better than the team this year"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] French cold snap kills a 20-year-old man crossing the Pyrenees on foot to smuggle cigarettes. Which again proves that it's possible to die early from OTHER people smoking cigarettes
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Fri November 09, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] It's official: cop who stole cannabis laced chocolate bar evidence from raid, then ate them, then freaked out and called for assistance with an "An officer in serious trouble" code has been judged to be "A complete idiot"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Business] Sears and Kmart will have Black Friday sales. As in, $1.83 for everything
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
[Sports] Not News: Local high school wins soccer game. News: After playing with an extra player on the field for 12 minutes. Fark: the win can't be appealed, so they advance in the playoffs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Food] "I just got a new fridge. How should I organize it?" Next up: I just got a couch; how do I sit on it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Cargo plane overshoots the runway in Halifax by a skosh-uh
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Taco no Bueno?
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Thu November 08, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] How the man who ran the Khashoggi murder did so via...Skype
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(NBA)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Cleveland Cavaliers honor their city's history with new uniforms: A band of blue to represent the Cuyahoga River, and orange to represent it being on fire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Food] How many blueberries should be in a blueberry muffin? In modern corporate U$A, I think we know the answer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Blanche unleashes "holy hell" by way of politely-worded, simpering letter to Trump
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman orders wig and is shocked, SHOCKED that it doesn't turn her into hot, sexy mess. She does make a perfect Dumbledore however
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
[Sports] Kevin Harvick stripped of locked-in Cup finale spot because he gave away the ending of a movie or something
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Wed November 07, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fox News' wingnut judge is calling BS: Matt Whitaker being named as acting AG is not legal under the constitution
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Ever suspected your neighbors are smoking or growing pot? Here are the steps you can take. Minding your own damn business is suspiciously missing
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Huckabee demands CNN fire Ana Navarro for her accurate description of Donald Trump
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] NBC cancels Reverie
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Tue November 06, 2018
(Collider)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] SOME-body once told me Shrek was getting a reboot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Geek] Not news: Bitcoin mining is energy-intensive. FARK.com: More than twice as energy-intensive as gold
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] In a rare "moment of clarity" Fox and Friends Brian Kilmeade tells I'm Eric the GOP "Blew it" by not having the "replace" part of "repeal and replace" ready before voting on "repeal". In their defense, they ONLY had 8 years to come up with one
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Mon November 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Montana Republicans take selfie while "hunting on public ground" to counteract their stated desire to sell off Federal land. But Google Earth proves they're actually standing just off road on private ground belonging to right-wing Sinclair Media CEO
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Three years ago Seattle declared a state of emergency over homelessness. Let's see if things have gotten better. Oh, my
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] California's GOP seem to have crossed a political 'Mendoza Line'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Your daily reminder to vote: "I don't care if he sprouts a third dick up there"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
[Main] Dispelling the lazy millennial myth, 23 year old woman robs four banks in 24 hours. And a fifth within a week
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Minerva McGonagall's introduction in the next Fantastic Beasts movie will destroy Harry Potter canon
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
[Main] McDonald's robber accidentally shoots himself. "...ran out and was later found lying down screaming for help. He was found wearing only his boxers and was near several articles of clothing, a wig and money, according to authorities"
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