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Tue July 17, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's wildlife board claims trophy hunting as good for animals. Also claims 2+2 = 5, black is white, and Duke doesn't suck
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] House GOP: Why isn't Facebook pushing these right-wing conspiracies harder? CHEXMEX LIBERACE
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
[Main] Neighborhood Revitalization Complete: We have purchased the crack hotel's neon palm tree
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Politics] Politifact fact-checks the Trump-Putin summit. As could be expected, the truth was hiding somewhere in Newfoundland afraid of polonium poisoning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump has selected a new paint design for Air Force One. Yes, it's going to be red, white, and blue. Glittery eagles, gold trim, and Trump logo still under consideration
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump doesn't understand why betraying America to Russia makes Republicans angry. After all, that's pretty much been his whole act for the past decade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] You're not gonna believe this, but Trump still has to remind himself to say "NO COLUSION (sic)"
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Batwoman is getting her own TV series on The CW because the other 5 DC Comics shows on there weren't enough already
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Richard Sherman says the Seattle Seahawks had poor judgment. That's the joke
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Mon July 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump administration officially files complaint to the World Trade Organization claiming that several countries violated the established principle known as "no backsies"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
[Politics] ...in which we observe Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh pretend to care about homeless people by serving them meals. Because that will be important when he strips away that last tiny shreds of healthcare and abortion rights
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
[Politics] St. Paul, MN mayoral candidate gets banned from a library, banned from Target Field and posts a semi nude photo of his estranged wife on his campaign blog, possibly violating revenge porn laws. Fark: All within a week
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] One whole person in Finland supports Trump, you bet your ass CNN is there for that sweet sweet both sides balance
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
[Main] Two "security experts" from the DoE left plutonium and radioactive cesium in the back seat of their rental car at a hotel in a high-crime neighborhood. Someone smashed the window and stole it. APB issued for Doc Brown and Delorean
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Geek] Great news everyone... Hatred of the new Skype is at an all-time high. What? Isn't that what Microsoft was aiming for?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump and Putin to go 1-on-1. Putin to ignore trash talk, rain 3s before breaking Trump's ankles with a crossover
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(Axios)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump enraged by Putin's video showing missiles striking Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Geek] Time traveler from 2030 says Tupac's death was staged after he learned secrets about the Illuminati - which doesn't really exist, but there is something similar that isn't called the Illuminati and it doesn't have a symbol with a triangle in the eye
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Looks like Trump has been getting more prank phone calls from comedians
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Sun July 15, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Geek] Yes, it's another historically hot summer. But pray tell, why are summers getting hotter? Hmm? Anyone care to address that?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Former congressman Joe Walsh isn't going to stand back and let a comedian make him look like a dumbass. No, he has that covered well enough on his own
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] We have officially exceeded maximum stupidity
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(The College Fix)
 
 
 
[Main] Judge to college: yes, yes, we know that as college administrators you're our intellectual and moral superiors, you still do need -some- evidence to accuse a student of weapons possession
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rand Paul on election meddling: "We all do it." Do we? Do we really?
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Uber Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] You've been hired to turn around a company rocked by allegations of racism and sexism. So, what's the first thing you do? Hint: look at the headline tag
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Politics] White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
[Politics] Candidate for RI Governor: I was a mile offshore when I hit uncharted rocks with my campaign yacht. NOAA must change their charts. Multiple witnesses and 911 audio: He's obviously lying
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
[Geek] Founder of GamerGate subreddit which went on to spawn even more vile subreddits closes it out of regret. So of course Reddit steps in to save it
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
[Politics] House freedom Caucus defends Jim Jordan (Really screwed) by saying 1) He had no responsibility because the team physician was molesting adults 2) Jim Jordan was incapable of speaking up because he was just a 22 year old kid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rule 45: There is always a Tweet. (Subby finally found the rule number that has that certain je ne sais quoi he complained about before)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Business] How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump says he's more popular than Honest Abe. He's lying
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] As usual, Republicans have their fingers firmly placed on the pulse of America and understand that what real Americans want more than anything is for it to be easier for corporations, telemarketers, and debt collectors to robocall their cellphones
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
[Politics] The likely next U.S. Supreme Court justice has no idea how the internet works
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Geek] Apple says "Fark Moore's law, Fark it right in the eye" and releases a $7,000 MacBook....which is $2,400 more than the most expensive model they offered in 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Congressman's comments at Strzok hearing so batty someone was compelled to yell "you need your medication"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] The White House releases a special coin commemorating Trump's attempt to destroy the North Atlantic Treaty Organization
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] Alabama will no longer allow its sheriffs to starve their prisoners in order to create surplus funds in the food budget that they can then pocket as a salary enhancement. Small steps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Huckabeast: "John Kelly wasn't facepalming Trump's Germany insults, it's because he was all like..... umm... WHAR FULL BREAKFAST, WHAR??"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Layer?
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
[Sports] LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Stop me if you've heard this one before - Trump's pick has no experience in what he's being nominated for, but did represent a Russian bank
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Even the star of 'Westworld' admits she had 'no idea at all' what was going on in season 2
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] PSA: Helium balloons float away, even it you do tie a £120 ruby ring to it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Cleveland Indians have found another way to screw up a game, this time through a bullpen miscommunication
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Actual headline: "Drunk bros ruined Neil Young's Detroit show"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
[Geek] The USAF is conducting a flyoff between the A-10 and the F-35, and you'll never believe this, but it appears that the Air Force is rigging the rules in favor of the F-35
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] President Moran goes on a spit flecked tirade about Germany being a Russian puppet live, on camera in front of all the NATO allies. Strap in. This is going to be a long day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of 6 months is kind, thoughtful, a good listener, has a great work ethic, smart, creative, funny, practical, and a feminist. But he's not conventionally attractive; he compliments my appearance. Should I compliment him?"
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