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Sat May 30, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] Grown adult hasn't yet grasped the concept of candles
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Star Trek: Voyager's two-part episode Year of Hell was initially suppose to last a full year/season. But Rick Berman hated the idea
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Covidiot-run Missouri daycare that sued county over stay-at-home order may wish it spent less money on lawyers and more on PPE
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
[Politics] Brain melting stupidity dominating the pandemic
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Fri May 29, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] Man charged with hate crimes for attempting to locate and kill North Koreans, in move that might hearten survivors of Heartbreak Ridge or the Chosin Reservoir if he hadn't been looking for them in an apartment complex gym
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] POINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Nationalism, an argument by Nigel Farage
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ingraham: To all my African-American friends, as someone who has also been persecuted by law enforcement, Donald Trump feels your pain (how do we not have a WTF tag?)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] "It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
[Politics] You can't get dinged for a poor economic forecast if you don't release the economic forecast
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(The Week)
 
 
 
[Politics] Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
[Main] City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Food] Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pompeo is getting very aggravated that Iran noticed the US pulled out of the nuclear agreement
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
[Politics] Cornyn: We obtained documents showing that Rudy Giuliani, a GOP fundraiser, and a cannabis entrepreneur are trying to raise $10m for a Biden-Ukraine film to be released this year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] 🎵He wore a Trumpian saddle, he ignores deputy stars, he rides off to battle, with Democrats near and fars🎵
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Is there anything morally wrong with finishing my sister's online finals for her so she can graduate from college? My dad thinks it's a great idea"
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(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Centrist darling Amy Klobuchar declined to prosecute killer cops, including the same officer who eventually killed George Floyd
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(CREW)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump Hotel prices are spiking, that must mean he's planning a rally
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Huh, Facebook's own research shows that over 60% of people who got radicalized on Facebook only did so after being recommended the extremist group *by Facebook*. Well THERE'S your problem
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
[Geek] Clearing up the confusion nicely, we learn that the authors of last week's definitive Lancet study appear to have used creative math in their calculations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump plans on bribing people to return to work and risk their lives
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
[Business] Lawn Guyland's legendary Boardy Barn meat market bar gets ready for the 2020 season. Your dad is still dealing with the STD he picked up there in 1985, so COVID preparedness should be no problem
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] You get almost everything else from Amazon, might as well get your news too
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Matt Lauer so angered about being canned three years ago he's ready to go on a ritalin and rant against the dangers of Tom Cruise
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] State of Alaska: We can't afford public ferries, but the free market will handle it. Free Market: Oops the engine fell out
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
[Politics] White House Press Secretary sure likes voting by mail for someone that claims to hate voting by mail
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
[Main] What do cocaine, sex, and whiskey have in common? At the very least, they have all been part of disinformation narratives on how to treat or prevent COVID-19
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Maybe he can get some of those Virginians to defend his small potatoes?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained
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(Wired)
 
 
 
[Geek] Even physics say Donnie's new 'super-duper' Space Force missile is as legit as his 'height,' and 'weight,' and "complexion,' and 'hairline'
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is going to use Twitter to take down Twitter from Twitter on Twitter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Main] Groom requests refund from wedding photographer after his bride dies. As the wedding photographer, do you C) create website threatening to sue the groom?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] How to tell your pet that it's safe for you to go back to work now: First, take them by the paws, look them in the eyes, and say "I'm crazy"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hey, you got your hydroxychloroquine in my veterans
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
[Politics] NAACP to Biden: Hold on there, Joe, we didn't endorse you for president
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] It's a total double standard that President Obama golfed the same weekend as President Trump and they weren't treated the same way. Why, you'd think one of them wasn't currently the president or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Geek] See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] California church asking Supreme Court to block Gov. Gavin Newsom's restrictions on in-person church services. Matthew 6:6 surrenders
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] DOW crosses 25,000, for the 107th time
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump, Jeff Sessions engage in heated Twitter war. Man, Civil War re-enactments suck during COVID
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Main] Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Federal Government: We can't do widespread Covid-19 testing. Bill Gates and Washington Health Officials: It's ok, we got this. FDA: Not yours, can't haz
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pompeo criticizes Five Eyes, buggers and fries US-Austalian relations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Things seem to be returning to normal, as shootings break out at FL and SC beaches
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