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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
[Main] Mike DeWine: Uhm, hi, Ohio. I know we did good to start, but COVID is starting to kick our ass. Now I'm not gonna mandate anything like the librul states, but could you please wear masks? Pretty please? With cherry on top?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] KY Judge, who may never have met a Kentuckian, or an actual human for that matter, strikes down the gov's restriction on daycare centers and gatherings, asserting that Kentuckians' "innate wisdom and common sense" was enough to keep them safe
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Sports] Mets fans: No sweat losing our #2 starter, we've still got deGrom...um, right?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] You know what would make 2020 even better? Israel dragging us into a war with Iran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Say what you will about the WSJ opinion page, but nowhere else will depict pigs carrying sacks of money as the good guys
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(The Score)
 
 
 
[Sports] Cowboys offer Dak Prescott $33M-$35M per year with over $100M guaranteed. There goes that franchise for the foreseeable future
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] No. No, it doesn't
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Podcast] Roger Stone: If you are against me, you are a satanic atheist
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Politics] Conservative Pastor Rick Scarborough: For the ACLU to win, the Liberals want to destroy 'good men' such as Roy 'bring me an underage girl' Moore
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Justin Trudeau may have 'blind spot' on ethics", which is the Canadian way of saying he's a dumbass. For the third time
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] CBS fires the Cannon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Newty: "the fake news media is now fake propaganda media"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] You may want to sit down for this, but the Small Business Administration relied on false and inflated figures to calculate how the Paycheck Protection Program saved 55 million jobs so the Trump administration could show a rare COVID success
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Business] Rarely is the question asked... Won't somebody please think of the landlords?
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
[Main] Fark-ready headline: 'Leave me alone when I go to the shops' says Bristol man with fire-spouting disco shed for a head
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Reporter throws Trump a softball asking his thoughts on why Black Americans are "still dying at the hands of law enforcement in this country." Since you are reading this here ... well, you know the drill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Did you know that federal contracting rules say that agencies can only evaluate vendors by looking at past performance by that company, not the record of other companies run by the same people?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Governor Ducey, that's not social distancing"
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
[Politics] And they say a BA in poly sci is worthless: This 33-year old leveraged his into acting undersecretary of research and technology for the Defense Department. The. Best. People
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump wants you to know what a great Alabama football coach Lou Saban is, which was a surprise to Lou Saban who's been dead since 2009. "Nick" Saban coached five championships since 2007, however
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Actual Nazi Seb Gorka gets a four-year term
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh look, gossip columnist Cindy Adams is castigating Mary Trump and her book in oddly familiar language. Do the Russians have tapes of her too?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
[Main] Why people (and animals) hate PETA, part 793
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Seems Chelsea Handler chose the wrong hashtag. #Oh Chelsea
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Food] Soon to be out of business Scottish beer garden opens with 'capacity for ONE' due to social distancing measures
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
[Sports] KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Death, taxes, and there is always a tweet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nobody is talking about how Obama and Biden stopped the Covid-19 testing ... except Trump
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Politics] Seldom is the question asked, Is our school board a idiots?
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Some MP)
 
 
 
[Politics] Look, we're having a very important argument about statues. Lots of posing to be done, you know. Actual here-and-now slaves will just have to wait
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Good thing the US government has given a clear channel for the Taliban to do whatever they want, they are now in the midst of staging a major attack on an intelligence complex in an Afghan city
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] If Fartbongo use Chloriquinone, you libs are all pwned
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] *citation needed
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Are you not entertained?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Everyone is lying...The CDC, Media, Democrats, our Doctors, not all but most, that we are told to trust...I'm sick of it"- Chuck Woolery as Retweeted by tRUmp
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Geek] IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
[Politics] Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine"
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
[Main] Experts: since the A/C could be spreading the rona, you should turn it off and die of heat stroke instead
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
[Main] Allentown PA cop: "We need to restrain this guy. Hmm, I wonder how I should do it? I guess nobody would object if I put my knee on his neck"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] NBC: "You know what we need? That's right, more cop shows"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just ask his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: "Can no one rid me of this meddlesome epidemiologist?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] I'm beginning to think the stupid may kill us all
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Main] Pizzagate proponents believe Ghislaine Maxwell was involved with JonBenet Ramsey's murder because it's 2020 and why the hell not
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] "I've never been against masks"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Is that a feed bag on a centaur?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump wanted to sell Puerto Rico. Maybe a straight swap for Greenland?
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
[Politics] That is Way not Fair
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
[Politics] Turns out Florence and the Machine Gun have a long history of pulling guns (and lawsuits) to defend property that isn't theirs
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(Komo)
 
 
 
[Politics] "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya, Seattle City Councilman
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