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Thu August 11, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
[Politics] Facility holding US secrets relies on short-term foreign workers. What can go wrong?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Politics] Taxing cannabis operations in unincorporated areas that have not yet even been approved, let alone permitted seems like a fine way to guarantee that black market sales will continue to thrive
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Herschel Walker agrees to one debate--if he can study the coach's playbook in advance
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Business] Microsoft gives up on Modern Life. Lays off the entire team stuck with the Sisyphean task of winning back customers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] Fact Check: Are people really this dumb? Our Verdict: Yes, Yes they are. Bonus Verdict: USAToday was wrong about their conclusion
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
[Politics] Log Cabin Republicans take a break from their regularly scheduled masochism to dabble in a little public humiliation
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Unity Blog)
 
 
 
[Business] Mercedes Benz partners with Unity for its car screen graphics and animations, will make it look and feel just like your smartphone's microtransaction filled loot box games
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Travis Scott is selling tickets for a Vegas concert ranging from $7k to $27.5k. Guess he's saving up for the oncoming settlements
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
[Politics] IL GOP Candidate for Governor: When I said abortions were worse than the Holocaust, my Jewish friends said I was totally right. We cool now?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Sports] Barcelona blocked from registering the players they bought, like Lewandowski, because the league knows they are broke. Fark: they are not done buying players, will continue to spend money they don't have
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] The guy incited a mob to try and have you killed, and almost succeeded, and you were stuck in a dank basement for hours waiting to be rescued. What in the holy hell is WRONG with you, bro?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] Red Sox Mr. Glass out for the season after breaking his wrist while on the IL for a broken finger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] That safe that TFG has been ranting about nonstop since yesterday? It was a highly sophisticated biometric lock model, with all the security trappings you'd expect a former President to use. You know, the kind of safe you'd find in a Motel 6 room
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] I'm Eric, whines
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Are we sure he's not actually Reverse Flash?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Flea doesn't want fans to steal his soul
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Police say turning up dead, naked, and covered in scratches are just side effects of doing drugs, case closed, quit wasting their time with inconvenient witnesses and evidence and other nonsense
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Finally, the First negative review of "the Sandman". Jesus fark: By someone who wished it had been more like the "Lucifer" Fox show or "Green Arrow" on CW
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] In other news, Waters is wet
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Sports] Hammer Time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] New York Governor Kathy Hochul tweets about grilling for a barbecue ...in a white dress
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Yeah, that's it -- warehouses are full of unsold crap because of a "spending hangover" after that sumptuous stimulus check. What planet do these writers live on?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
[Politics] Occam's Razor: You could believe that extreme heatwaves killed thousands of cattle, but I prefer to think that Joe Biden personally ordered them poisoned so we would all be forced to eat fake meat
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Sat August 06, 2022
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
[Main] Police called about dog stuck in cage at yard sale in hot sun with no water. There's just one problem
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rep. Louie Gohmert "President Biden, if you don't drop this vaccine mandate, Novak Djokovic won't be able to play the U.S. Open and that is truly worse than 1,000,000 deaths"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Democratic party consultants looked at the overwhelming loss by the Republican party in Kansas and took away from it "This proves we really need to drop abortion and focus on courting conservatives"
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Poe's Law is Dead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP primary winner: "We're at war. This is a political war, a cultural war, and it's a spiritual war. And as we go forward, we've got to get back to honoring God and country, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Prosecutor seeking judgeship says he has 'moved on' since impregnating defendant, farking jurors, and accepted the consequences of his action (of which there were none)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] Fentanyl just not doing it for you anymore? How about spiking it with animal tranquilizer?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] Urge to eat the rich rising
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "How do I convince my son I know what's best for him academically?"
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Thu August 04, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hungarian Leader VIktor Orban is a pariah in Europe due to his efforts to undermine democracy in his country and all Europe, his warm embrace of Putin and refusal to help Ukraine. He's expected to get standing ovations at CPAC TX conference, however
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(Friendly Atheist)
 
 
 
[Politics] Evangelical Christian Furries live in fear of being outed. For being Evangelical Christians
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] Concerned that you might be spending too much time online? Take this online quiz to find out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Even Arizona Republicans are saying: "Dear god this is just too much crazy"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[D'awww] Sneaky ramp sneaks up on doggo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Business] How to conspire to raise airfares with plausible deniability
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ron Johnson Aims to Put Social Security "on the Chopping Block"....YIKES
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
[Main] School superintendent apologizes for new county school symbol. Swears he did nazi the controversy coming
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Business] Airbnb declines to list 12 Years a Slave set
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Crypto.com Arena is no longer the worst example of sports stadium naming rights
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] DDLJ - the iconic 90's Bollywood film that you never heard of - with Raj, the lead guy whose name is synonymous with romance for a generation of Indians, will now be a Broadway musical. With a white guy. We call him Rog now
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Martin Shkreli livestreams himself taking an IQ test online. When the score comes back a slightly above average 125. his "people" swing into action to explain he only took half the test which means his REAL score is a near-record 250. Morbo?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
[Politics] Today's Salonsplanation: Ain't nothin' gonna happen
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
[Main] Ukraine-Russia grain deal could expand into ceasefire, Putin ally Gerhard Schroeder says. Then he went on to speak about Leprechauns and the magical powers of crystals
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza asks the obvious question: "If the Chinese shoot down Pelosi's plane, is it appropriate to cheer or immediately demand World War 3?" See, it's funny, because he's a bitter caricature of what a Christian should be
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
[Politics] Missouri shows its still angling for its own FARK tag as police respond to 40-person brawl at St. Louis County polling station, reports of candidates trying to run each other down. "This is unusual. We don't normally have stuff like this"
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fake electors feared treason might "seem like treason"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] After the Brittney Griner situation, WNBA players won't play in despotic Russia anymore to earn extra money. Instead, they'll play in bastions of liberty like Hungary and Turkiye
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