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Sat July 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dammit, Italy - you're supposed to be the stylish ones
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
[Main] Three notable weed busts in Humboldt this week: In total, deputies eradicated over 35,000 growing cannabis plants, seized almost 5000 pounds of processed bud and documented approximately 97 environmental violations. No arrests were made
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Fri July 23, 2021
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
[Main] Two covidiots walk into a bar ... one guess what happened next
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Of all the things to worry about, "Is my child going to be okay reading books that are more advanced and possibly inappropriate for the age range" has to be fairly low for concern
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sean Hannity angrily sets the record straight on vaccine misinformation. Namely, the FAKE NEWS that he encouraged his audience to get vaccinated
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Alex Jones's last line of defense in defamation lawsuit: Hillary Clinton. Laughter OL
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Sports] I say chaps. That's just not cricket
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] McCarthy is still butthurt that Cheney is on the 1/6 Committee
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
[Main] Cannonball run on a scooter? It's more likely than you think. And where's the "hysterical" tag when you need it
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Thu July 22, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] It's like people who say "You'd like my kids. They're not like those kids"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Biden Administration strongly considering re-imposing mask mandates nationwide. NY Post worried red state voters may not vote for Biden in 2024
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(CBR)
 
 
 
[Fandom] "If Superman uses that pod [that he arrived to Earth in as a child] and it's destroyed while saving the city, how is he ever going to get back home to Krypton?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Five "sovereign citizens" move into woman's mansion and claim it as their own, and they seem to be the worst of the worst, including a multiple sex offender, a fake lawyer, and a licensed dentist
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
[STEM] ¡You're using exclamat¡on points wrong⚠?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] In almost all the states where Delta-variant covid is now starting to rage, governors and state legislatures have also recently severely limited the power of state and local government to issue emergency health orders to combat the virus' spread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] It's always the way isn't it? You just can't dispose of explosives for love nor money
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] In response to Ben & Jerry's announcing they're stopping sales in occupied Palestine, Sen. Jim Lanford (R-Ooookay?) says that Oklahoma should immediately block the sale of Ben & Jerry's in the state. The politics of ice cream, mmmm, that tastes good
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Basement dwelling 'fans' decry the finale of 'Loki'. Sure, the character turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin's horse, and sired a giant wolf fated to devour the sun. But it's kissing an alternate version of himself that crosses the line
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pennsylvania decertifies county's voting machines because Republican forensic audit may have compromised them
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you've ever wanted your team to sport helmets with truck nuts drawn on the back, well... this is your year, Colts fans
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Defector)
 
 
 
[STEM] Billionaires have made the impossible possible: they made spaceflight uncool
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
[STEM] Is the COVID-19 vaccine riskier than the coronavirus? What a new poll suggests. Wait, opinions get to dictate that kind of thing? That said, the comments section backs up the article nice and horrifically
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Pro Evolution Soccer will change to efootball this year, a limited free to play digital model
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Main] Dumbass doubles down: COVID-19 patient in Louisiana says he'd opt for hospitalization again over vaccine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Politics] Good news, Washington State residents: decisions on Constitutional law will henceforth be made by people who have met the requirements of being at least 21 and possessing a diploma or GED and then getting elected
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] MyBSPillowGuy offering $5 million to any "cyber guys" who can prove at upcoming "cyber symposium" that his election data is not valid. Wanna cyber?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
[Main] Health officials urge people who use drugs to carry Narcan as overdose deaths rise, because we can all be sure that meth users are forward-looking individuals who responsibly plan ahead
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
[Main] Hope she was worth it: Prosecutors say that "To win a bet" a former Honolulu deputy prosecutor, did a line of coke on her husband's desk. Which would be less noteworthy if hadn't been Chief of Police at the time
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
[Main] Hey, free car wash
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
[Main] "Fearless" gym too afraid to let unvaccinated people be members. Wait, no, vaccinated people. No vaccinated people allowed
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
[Politics] FFS School district wants parents' input on whether unvaccinated people should wear masks in school. Hint if someone refuses to vaccinate their kids why would you think they take Covid serious enough to require their kids to mask up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] When he finally located his campaign manager, Trump "unleashed a stream of insults, accusations, and expletives that seemed to defy basic laws of human biology that state every man must at some point pause to take a breath"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] Smoking Causes Cancer. Quitting Smoking Causes Cancer. Reading this causes cancer
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Fandom] The good news: 2K has launched a brand new version of XCOM. The bad news: it looks absolutely nothing like XCOM
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Main] "Time to do a quick trip to the grocery store..." *10 seconds later* "Wait, why is my car reversi- F*CK"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Good news, everybody: Gym Jordan has been selected for the January 6 Select Committee
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] "...outside the capital whose towns and villages exist on a diet of pro-government media ..... the Fidesz heartlands where dissent from the party line can be rare." So, it seems that the USA isn't alone in the rural/urban divide
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fox News: Vaccine passports are evil. Also Fox News: Give us proof of a vaccination or submit to daily COVID screenings
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
[Main] The latest casualty of technology: police sketch artists, whose talents are no longer needed when the police can just stamp ** WANTED ** on your selfie
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(Government Executive)
 
 
 
[Politics] Secretary Griphook lied to Congress about the Census, under oath, twice - but DoJ won't prosecute him, for reasons they've declined to share with the rest of the class
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Next on Matt Gaetz explains it all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Convicted felon, Dinesh D'Souza, believes this is good art. Subby believes it is the very visage of cringe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] UK's Defense Minister confirms the secret dossier that disappeared wasn't stolen by spies- they in fact meant to lose it. Bonus: "wad of secret papers". No word on if it was shot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "My children have been banned from the neighbor's pool because one of them jokingly pushed her princess daughter into the pool while her teenage daughter was too busy on her phone. She made a social media post. This whole thing is stupid, right?"
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Virgin Islands Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Please note: police tend to look down on homemade identification cards issued from tribal nations that don't exist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Louisiana Senator Bill Cassidy on why vaccination rates are so low in his state: "It's all Biden's fault"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Despite being the primary source for vaccine misinformation and anti-vaxx idiocy, Facebook falls back on the "nuh uh" defense. Oh, they mad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] "We weren't there to steal things. We weren't there to do damage. We were just there to overthrow the government"
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
[Main] Tokyo hotel apologizes for "Japanese only" elevator sign. The first time anyone used it it was uplifting but then it let people down
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
[Main] "There is no unrest in Cuba. Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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