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Sat February 04, 2023
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Because WB is stupid and don't really understand DC?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Melting pot residents are just about fed up with melting pot migrants
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
[Sports] If only there was a sign that Carlos Correa's ankle was this messed up
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
[Main] Inspectors put Welsh school in special measures after finding children are speaking too much English, say more marbles are required in their mouths
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] A death, an escape and a burglary: after the last few weeks, it's become quite apparent that the wrong species is in charge of the Dallas Zoo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] The Wolves and Magic played their first hockey game this season
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] NYC fails at legal weed: The 20-odd unlicensed weed shops within a half mile of its two legal dispensaries, the weed is cheaper and often better because it doesn't have to be New York-grown
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Leave it to the Republican Chair of the powerful House Oversight Committee to be calm and rational: "Does this balloon have bioweapons that could strike America? DID IT TAKE OFF FROM WUHAN?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sure, by all means let us have a bunch of ignorant MAGA yahoos shooting randomly into the sky. I don't see what could possibly go wrong
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] House Republicans sideline Hunter Biden for a moment and open probe into John Kerry's negotiations with China
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Newsmax hosts discuss deporting Whoopi Goldberg and Maxine Waters to Africa
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
[Business] "You're parking it wrong"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
[Politics] Joe Manchin sticks his head into the gas stove
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] House passes the Anything to Make Democrats Look Bad Act of 2023
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Maybe it's time for all of us to start using pasta strainers on our hair
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Drake thinks he should get more money from Spotify
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] ♫ We don't need no education ♫
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(University of Minnesota)
 
 
 
[STEM] And then the Dutch let out Polio
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
[Main] Long Island groundhogs Holtsville Hal and Malverne Mel had conflicting takes this morning on when spring will arrive. Second year in a row for these two so pay them no mind
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] George Santos explains the mysterious but totally legit source of his campaign cash: he got it from Crypto-bros
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] The pandemic's over, which means it's time to start clawing money back from all those takers who got fat and lazy on pandemic-related assistance. No, not corporations. No, not farmers either. You, SNAP recipient. Your days of luxury are over
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Man with 102 children calls it quits, confessing "At first it was a joke... but now this has its problems"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Business] Frontier Airlines announces plan to make it the MoviePass of the skies. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Sports] Pete Rose betting on Rod Carew's support in Cooperstown bid
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
[Main] A man is found shot to death on a street in Chattanooga and the police are saying maybe just maybe this might be a homicide
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Main] Latest American-tourist-in-Italy excuse (spins wheel): "I couldn't find parking"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Oh, the humanity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] Regulators want to cap credit card late fees at $8 despite credit card companies warning that this might result in a plethora of other unintended fees, like Late Fee Reduction Fees, Lost Fee Recapture Fees, Reduced Payment Acceptance Fees, and so on
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
[Business] You're the CEO, you can just fire them
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Politics] P@s$w0rds at the U.S. Department of the Interior are easier to crack than
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] Cathie Wood has one good month of returns in the last two years so now the business press love her again. "Bitcoin to $500,000." So, at least she's still totally insane
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Intel had a terrible QTR and a terrible year, firing tens of thousands of people. To show he feels the pain, the CEO will take a $300k pay cut this year after making $300 million the past 2 years
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
[STEM] Scroll, scroll, scroll your way to an Idiocracy
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
[Politics] Subby having deja vu while reading this from a cold dark house in Austin
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The man responsible for The Happening wants to be forgiven for making The Village too
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Business] Workplace experts and psychosocial risk consultants coin "resenteeism" to describe phenomenon of employees really resenting their job but staying around
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Tue January 31, 2023
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Business] "I didn't get the job because the AI discriminated against me" is now a valid complaint, and our government is dutifully working on ways to make it worse
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
[Main] Not really news: car broken into in Oakland. Fark: with driver inside. Ultrafark: broken into a second time while being interviewed
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Politics] Florida taking the first steps to become 26th constitutional carry state. Surely with all the olds in the state nothing could possibly go wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Person who should be civilly committed paints an entire Victorian red-brick house black
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
[Sports] NFL referees are so incompetent now, they can't even blame the right scapegoat for their mistakes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Business] Southwest Airlines' first substantive change after The Meltdown: hire new federal lobbyists
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Sun January 29, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
[Main] Drug Enhancement Agency
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] JFC, have these people no shame? Liz Truss stages a comeback with "It's not my policies that were wrong, it was the lack of public support that was wrong". How do they still even exist outside the penalty box...Rupert?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] When your houseboat sinks because you had it weighted down with so many alcoholic beverages maybe it's time to throw a life preserver ring to the nearest alcoholic recovery center
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donald Quixote is back
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] James Harden doing his best Door Dash delivery guy impersonation
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Fri January 27, 2023
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[STEM] Mercedes Benz has dinged, self-certified, nation-first Level 3 automated driving in Nevada and unlocked Tetris as a reward
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it
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