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Sun May 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rep. Clyburn says the most important facet of police reform isn't necessary for police reform
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[STEM] Now we finally have proof that time travel exists. The Sun was there
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] If your campaign website has an entire section explaining why a dead girl was found in the bathtub at your mansion maybe you should just lay low instead of running for District Attorney
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Sat May 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Tempted to go to a pandemic wedding? Wait a little while. They're like trains; another will come along eventually
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] James Hetfield skeptical about covid vaccines. As it turns out, the Cowardly Lion's look-alike was the one missing a brain
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
[Food] In defense of gas station sushi
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Just in time for summer driving: cyberattack shuts down pipeline supplying half the gasoline used on the East Coast
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sheldon Silver gets sent back to tennis prison a day or so after his early release, because nothing in New York corruption ever has to make sense
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Fri May 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] Normal: TripAdvisor review describes destination as a great place to bring children and "fun for the family". Fark: The Auschwitz Museum
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Manchin is on a collision course with Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders, and it's gonna play out like a damned Dragon Ball Z fight
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] Speaking of two-week-old stories that have aged about as well as a Dodger Dog on the side of the 110
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] They've officially lost their ever loving minds
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Discussion] I'm truly a stupid moron who gives other stupid morons a bad name. My wife knows basic math and made a suggestion. What should I do?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] "The real threat to America is cat cafes, women's studies, and The Atlantic," rants Tucker Carlson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Welcome to the United States of Narcissism, population YOU
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Main] Peloton's quality control problems continue. Their API exposed all user data. Maybe they should have just stuck to overpriced stationary bike hardware
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
[Sports] Tony LaRussa not sure what the rules are, where he is, why those people are yelling
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Wed May 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
[STEM] Let it go. Because, man, it's gone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Who names their kids Tuck and Buck?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Cyber Ninjas are searching through the bamboo for Commies
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Tennessee to allow students to be excused from courses with LGBTQ content. So that means you can be excused from English because Walt Whitman was gay, right? Help Subby expand the list of courses that students can be excused from to the right
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
[Politics] Business owners mystified that they get more applicants when they pay a living wage. Film at 10
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] The entire Indian delegation to the G7 meeting in the UK are having to isolate following positive Covid tests, but hey, at least they managed to meet the Home Secretary first, eh?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Sports] TE decides to retire instead of play for the Lions. Not a repeat from 2019
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Ok, we've finally done it. We've achieved peak idiocy with reality tv. Enjoy. I'll be in my bunker
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Man shows support for police by painting blue lines on streets, without permission, using paint that he shoplifted. Then it gets weird
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fox News latest manufactured outrage attempt is about Disneyland. Actually, not Disneyland itself, but the new Snow White ride. Well..not the ride but a *review* of the ride. And not the review as a whole but a random line or two in it. WTF
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(Vineland Daily Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] "Hot shucking" melts ceiling tiles, light fixtures and activates fire sprinklers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Newsmax may have gone 'a conspiracy too far' even for Qanon-sensers
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
[Main] Web cam captures web, film at 11
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
[Business] D'ohgecoin
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] How come no one ever talks about the good parts of the three-fifths compromise?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] The GOP is planning on another investigation into a Biden family member. FARK: Major Biden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Does anyone want to tell him that Jason Bourne isn't actually real?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
[Main] Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
[Main] Former Oregon House Speaker Dave Hunt cited in sex trafficking sting. Swears he was just looking for his brother Mike
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
[Food] Portable hot dog stand can't re-enact the episode of M*A*S*H where they move the base, so the owner decides to choke the chicken
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Food] Three-Michelin-starred restaurant in Manhattan, where dinner for two can easily make you drop $1,000, is now cutting meat and fish from their menu and going plant-based. Seems reasonable to eat crap you can grow in your backyard
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
[STEM] They're not bugs, they're monthly fee features
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Plague rats to hold a superspreader rally at Missouri Capitol tomorrow to complain that smart people aren't listening to their ideas
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
[Sports] Jesus, calm down playing video games
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] These people are just unreachable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Old man rants on the Cloud
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Impressive: Talking your way past security and into Prince Andrew's house. Next level: Persuading the guards to pay for the taxi you arrived in (possible nsfw content on page)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
[Politics] Now you've done it President Biden, you've pissed off the Rocketman
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republicans demonstrate the courage of their convictions by lying to their constituents that they supported the American Recovery Act
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Armed FBI agents raid wrong Alaskan couple's home looking for Nancy Pelosi's laptop from the January 6th Capitol riot. How do you say "oops, we're really bad at this" in government-speak?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
[Politics] Seriously, what's with the Express's hatred of Meghan Markle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
[Main] In today's episode of "JFC, get a grip"
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