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Thu November 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nancy Pelosi insists she's not dead yet, wants to sing
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
[Politics] President Numbnuts just said the quiet part loud about Whitaker
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is already preparing for 2020...by coming up with new nicknames for potential candidates running against him
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Dan Aykroyd continues in his dogged and "utterly scientifically unfounded belief that there will ever be a Ghostbusters 3, and that Bill Murray could ever be convinced to get within a mile of it if there was"
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Wed November 14, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
[Main] If you get a DUI in Milwaukee and the police have to tow your vehicle, it will cost you about three hundred bucks to get your daughter out of the impound lot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Business] Empire State Building gets burnt down online for its Amazon lightshow tweet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Thirteen countries, including Saudi Arabia, interested in buying Russian missile systems instead of those made by U.S. Unclear what President Trump's cut will be
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is now claiming that people are basically putting on Groucho disguises and voting twice in Florida
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Democrats: "Make sure every vote counts." Republicans: "Get over it, our guy won." Democrats: Looks like a Republican is questioning election results." Republicans: "Make sure every vote counts"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bigfoot truther, time traveler, grifter, well hung, hot tub seat salesman, Tor Johnson cosplayer....yes, he's the full package
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Sports] You're a soccer referee officiating a televised top flight women's match and you've forgotten the coin to decide who kicks off. Rock, paper, scissors it is then
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sean Hannity claims Alexandria Ocasio-Cortes is pushing fake news by stating the rent is too damn high for an apartment in DC
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
[Politics] Your liberal friend on FB: Trump called for the military ballots cast in Florida's election not to be counted, on Veteran's Day no less. Snopes: Actually, Yeah, he kinda did
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] "White House creates new strategy to get Trump to zero in on policy matters - a schedule block called "policy time." It's reminiscent of Trump's "executive time," which seemed to consist of tweet storms and cable TV viewing"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Theresa May submits 'best we could get' Brexit deal to ministers, who have until 2pm GMT to read a 500-page document. No confidence vote expected to follow shortly, with a general election announced before supper. Keep calm indeed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Fark-ready headline: "Man crashes pickup truck into Mississippi courthouse to tell authorities his drug paraphernalia was stolen"
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
[Politics] New York state catches recount fever from Florida, wonders whether it's caught STDs too
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're a Northern Virginia Farker who's been concerned lately that you're simply not paying enough in tolls for the joy of using the Dulles Toll Road, good news
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] After midterm losses Trump has retreated into a "cocoon of bitterness and resentment" soon to emerge as the world pettiest butterfly
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Tue November 13, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] This, by far, is the most touching tribute to Stan Lee, care of NY sports radio personality, Mike Francesa
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Kashoggi should have clearly stated "The crown prince is responsible for killing me" while being murdered. But he didn't, so the recording clearly vindicates the prince
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] California car dealership unveils new ad: "Well we didn't catch fire but these deals are smoking hot"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Discussion] At what age does it cease to be breastfeeding and become second base
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
[Main] 1-877-KARS4KIDS had a data breach. That's 1-877-KARS4KIDS. You're welcome for the earworm
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pelosilogic: The Democrats just elected a record number of women to Congress, and I am a woman; therefore I MUST be elected Speaker or the democrats are all a bunch of dirty misogynists
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you had the Bengals as legendary Browns failure Hue Jackson's landing spot, come down and collect your prize
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Dear Prudence: My son and his wife are expecting my first grandchild. I'm a retired nurse, so my husband and I don't believe in flu shots. The child's mom doesn't want anyone around who hasn't had the shot. I have my other vaccines; what do?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Main] Megachurch pastor wants Christians to stop going to yoga sessions, as the activity has demonic roots. He might be stretching this a little bit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Warriors are selling tickets just to let you be in the arena during the game. No seat, no view, but you can get a 12 dollar beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: EU shouldn't try to work together because "they were starting to learn German in Paris before the US came along"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "Elf on the Shelf is literally the worst. Should I expose my child to it?"
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Mon November 12, 2018
(Ynet)
 
 
 
[Main] You may want to sit down for this, but it sounds as though people are fighting in an obscure corner of the Mediterranean called "Gaza"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wisconsin GOP seek to limit power of Governor, because of bedrock conservative ideals, and on account of their GOP governor being sent his walking papers by the voters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump has committed a 'hostile takeover' of the Republican party and all he had to do was convince a majority of Republican voters to support himself and his chosen candidates
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Democratic party's long-term strategy includes guaranteeing Trump will win a second term
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
[Sports] Right after his successful fake punt, the Raiders punter's career average yards-per-carry (42) exceeded his career average yards-per-punt (41.9)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] On Veterans Day, most presidents would lay a wreath at Arlington Cemetery or visit Walter Reed. Donald J. Trump isn't most presidents
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(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
[Geek] Falcon 9 certified for NASA's highest priority payloads. In other news, you can launch NASA's highest priority payloads with a 1 in 10 failure rate
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Geek] Initiative Q bills itself as a new currency while defending against accusations of pyramid scheming by saying Qs are worth nothing
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(The Register)
 
 
 
[Geek] The British Navy is still using the worst version of Windows ever. No, not that one, although it was awful too
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Sun November 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Conway defends altered Acosta video: "That's not altered, it's only sped up"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Families of sailors killed in the USS Cole attack are suing the state sponsors of Al Qaeda. Guess which side Trump has taken
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Sat November 10, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas Democrat wins uncontested state legislative election. He'll be ready to take office once his sentence is up
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ben Shapiro offers thoughts on how to win in 2020. The easiest strategy? Don't listen to Ben Shapiro
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
[Main] Brides, just stop it with the extra bridesmaids. They're multiplying and will eventually eat your entire wedding cake
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] If you're in the world's favorite K-Pop band, maybe don't wear a mushroom cloud shirt right before you start your tour in Japan
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Geek] New study says four in ten Brits would lie if they could get away with it. The other six couldn't even tell the truth to the researchers
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Fri November 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dez Bryant's career as a Saint might be over before it started
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
[Politics] Not wanting to let Broward County have all of the fun, officials in Kanawha County, WV finds 1,700 votes that weren't counted in the general election
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
[Politics] 'Newly-elected Utah House Rep. Phil Lyman's court-ordered probation is scheduled to end ahead of him taking office.'
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