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Wed July 18, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Let's just lie about the Queen of England. At this point, would anybody even notice?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
[Business] According to recently completed study in East Boston, dockless smart bikes swim just as well as my Huffy back in 1989
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(Arizona Cardinals)
 
 
 
[Sports] Cardinals GM to miss the bulk of training camp, fined $200k. Don't drink and drive, kids
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] For some reason that makes any sense whatsoever, Elon Musk is donating ten times more money to Republicans than Democrats. Sure, sure, it's to keep dialogue open. Here's some dialogue, support Democrats, prove you have a brain
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Papa John says it was a mistake to resign as Chairman of the Board and he would like to continue his public shaming and destruction of the company he built
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump keeps questioning why the DNC didn't turn over its server because he doesn't understand anything about the cyber
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Mon July 16, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
[Main] Cops give up chasing man on stolen motorcycle, just wait for him at his home after recognizing him. Tag is for the man for going straight home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Five things to watch for in Trump-Putin summit". Fellatio will be number 6
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Yes, Maher is the past of trendy standup comedy. But Ms. Hannah Gadsby is not the future, just a fad. Author disagrees with subby
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
[Main] We've secretly replaced regular gasoline with diesel. Let's see if anyone notices
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Oh Schnatt, Papa John's kicks founder out of company headquarters
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] What starts with "F," ends with "uck," and gets you in trouble for taking it on a joyride?
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Sun July 15, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
[Main] How do you stop zombies? Set fire to hay bales then live stream your police chase
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] It takes a special kind of dumbass to spend $300,000 on a McLaren 720S and total it within 24 hours
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] "I think we have a lot of foes. I think the European Union is a foe"
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Joe Manchin to Democrats: "I'm 71 years old, and you can kiss my ass because I'm voting for Trump's nominee"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
[Politics] Obviously it's the black guy's fault. Asinine, Stupid and Dumbass tags fight three-way battle for supremacy
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
[Main] Pull over. No, you pull over
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
[Main] You are only perpetuating the stereotype that the lottery is a tax on stupid people if you threaten to kill people at the state lottery office because you lost once again
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Fri July 13, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
[Main] No, you can't get unemployment comp if you challenged a supervisor to a fist fight. TFA: "(Our 'Welcome to Fark contestant') who acted as his own lawyer in the appeal..." And stopped reading there
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(Patch)
 
 
 
[Main] Welcome to Arizona. Enjoy the weather and watch out of the guy driving his golf cart down the middle lane of the freeway at 4 AM
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(Chron)
 
 
 
[Main] Texas man stabs someone after getting into an argument over reserved seat at screening of "The First Purge". Someone should have told him that he had the wrong day
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
[Main] *Holds fingers to ear* "Reports of a second Robber falling from the store ceiling are coming in now"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] England footie fan who went missing for six days in Russia found in hotel room on typical English bender
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Strzok's testimony was a trap to make the GOP look bad
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Like beards? Then these mugshots will satisfy that. Subby nominates the one on the left for Mugshot of the Week
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Main] Arizona congresscritter defends his 140 mph speeding by claiming legislative immunity while on his way home to see his family. Tag says it all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donald Trump tells Theresa May that US-UK relations remind him of his childhood education
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Sports] Brian Leetch's wife walks into a bar and a hockey game breaks out. Why yes, she did go full "Do you know who I am?" Before leaving bartender with seven staples in his head
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump says he's open to calling off joint military exercises against nation headed by corrupt dictator. This is not a repeat of last month
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump slams May's Brexit plan
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Thu July 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Main] I have an idea, let's incorrectly install an electric fence in a wildfire area. What could go wrong?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Stable genius is theoretically getting NATO to pay up. Nothing funnier than Trump claiming he's sane
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Politics] Todd Starnes and his GED in law decide that the fact that the Freedom From Religion Foundation's home base is in Wisconsin disqualifies them from pursuing 1st amendment legal action anywhere else
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: "One of the states we won, Wisconsin, I didn't realize this until fairly recently, that was the one state that Ronald Reagan didn't win when he ran the board his second time. He didn't win Wisconsin and we won Wisconsin." Wisconsin: "Ummmmmm"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
[Main] Former reality star turned prostitute steals debit cards from a client after he ODs (or at least that's the government's version of events)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Manafort just can't help himself from doing things he shouldn't be doing, even while in jail
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Border protection says NYC Mayor De Blasio crossed the Mexican border illegally. New Yorkers say no backsies
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump on his family separations at border policy: "Well, I have a solution. Tell people not to come to our country illegally." Like his wife did
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump at NATO breakfast: "Germany is getting 60-70% of their energy from Russia". Reality: Natural gas accounts for less than 20% of the energy use in Germany, Tag is for the Fanta Menace
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(Lawfare)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump picked Kavanaugh because Kanavaugh wrote that a sitting President should not be questioned or indicted. Yeah, about that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Sports] Headteacher refuses to move school play for England's World Cup semi-final so kids are dropping out of production of 'Shrek - the Musical'
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(KFOX Las Cruces)
 
 
 
[Main] "Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Swapping seats with your son and ramming into police cars during a car chase? Unfortunately not a scene from a new Fast and Furious movie
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