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Sun February 05, 2023
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
[Main] Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes but they can also be just plain stupid, for instant this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] Naked, yelling and terrorizing others with a toilet plunger is no way to go through life, Iowa hotel guest
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ted Cruz is so adamant that a Constitutional amendment is needed to limit senators to two terms that he's running for a third just to talk about it
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Street racer drives like hell, gets there
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Politics] Santos finally tells the truth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] This is outrageous. Who else is as outraged as I am? I'm going to make a complai........oh, I see. As you were
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Airline seat swap nightmare as passenger refuses to give up a window spot so a fellow passenger could sit with her son. Her 6'5" nearly adult son. Tag is for fellow passenger
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hey Marjorie, we hear Fox News pays a lot better and the hours are much less... and I'm sure the rest of the House wouldn't mind you finding some other, more suitable, employment
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(Milwaukee Record)
 
 
 
[Food] Douchey: Dropping in unannounced, playing the "don't you know who I am?" game. Douchier: Accepting free stuff like a mooch and denigrating it on YouTube. Douchiest: After all that bluster, being too stupid to know how to open a pizza box
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
[Main] If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to write fake tickets to meet your quota that definitely doesn't exist, at least make sure to choose a person who isn't dead, officer
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] M. Night Shamalamadong's new film is probably too scary for most of his fans, who are really just there for the twist, anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Police urge drivers to stay off roads during icy conditions. **Checks Pics** Well, technically that driver DID stay off the roads
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
[Main] Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
[Main] Assault most fowl
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
[Politics] Confusion is a biatch, Kev
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Sports] NCAA President Mark Emmert announces he's going to take his ball and find other athletes to exploit with it; the joy just isn't there anymore
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Judge Mehta: Son, people can see you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sinema never met an ethic she couldn't violate--until now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Beefeaters seen dusting off the gallows at the Tower of London as man pleads guilty to treason after being caught at Windsor Castle with a crossbow, telling police officers he was there 'to Kill the Queen'. It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
[Main] Ze bollards Zey do nothing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Donovan Mitchell of the Cavaliers ejected for showing off his dogeball skills
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
[Main] ...The Aristocrats
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
[Main] Ohio Man gets 10 years for trying to join ISIS, should've stuck with Y'all Qaeda
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] So, apparently there are still quite a few folk who didn't realize Jerry (hisseff) was calling the plays
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] The House floor is totally the proper place to compare DirectTV removing Newsmax to the holocaust. Not a repeat from a few days ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Body Count: 1
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] House Oversight Committee disbands Subcommittee on Civil Rights and Civil Liberties
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
[Business] CEO on LinkedIn: "Never hire anyone that's looking for work life balance." Looks like he won't be hiring anyone, then
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] It's that time of year. Take out the tree. And take in the annual "Footprints in the snow lead police to burglary suspect" headlines
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
[Business] U.S. corn farmers "sound off" on an catastrophe that may utterly destroy their way of life: Losing the billions in government ethanol "subsidies" that have let them continue growing and making money off a crop nobody actually needs. Also, Mexico
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] RNC: So, for 2024, what we're planning is to completely embrace the strategy that led to our complete rout in 2022. We're just going to do it harder this time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Dancing with Jailbait
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Food] Man shocked....SHOCKED to learn Thai chicken snack contains.....Thai chicken
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] So glad to live in country where people like that protect me from the socialisms and health care and drag shows
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
[Politics] I saw this once in the news about a January 6 rioter named SPEED who was on probation, but SPEED kept praising Adolf Hitler, and then SPEED illegally possessed some silencers. I think the story was called, "Your bond is now revoked"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
[Main] Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers
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Tue January 31, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Rest easy. Notorious anti-vaxxer, Dr Who, has been banned
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Well of course he does. Capone wasn't the subject of as many federal investigations
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] As we all know bathrooms are hard to keep clean. However, this waterfall sink is impossible to keep clean
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu
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Mon January 30, 2023
(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] Been about a week since a member of the idiocracy tried to light a smoke up while on oxygen, so this story is back in rotation
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Sports] Congressman takes to the floor of the House the have his own Fark thread about Chiefgate
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
[Sports] Apparently, Tony Romo nearly went full Kyle Larson
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yes, how DARE Ukraine take back what was theirs. The ungrateful shiats
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Turns out Texas med students aren't that different from average Texans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] TFG's attorney, in her continuing bid to be wife #4, says Trump is actually winning all these lawsuits that we see him losing
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
[Main] Chiefs fans celebrate win by setting parking lot on fire
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] There's nothing to debate. Joseph Ossai should have known where he was on the field when he pushed Patrick Mahomes. Tag is for Ossai and the idiots making this a story
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