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Tue June 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Everything is about me. Me. Me. Me
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
[Business] If your company manufacturers toilets and you tweet a stupid pun about the George Floyd killing, you're gonna have a bidet
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] In non-riot news, police chase man on stolen tractor
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Main] Thieves use a $5,000 stolen car to break into a store that sells $5 pizzas
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Nirvana bassist and Neville Longbottom lookalike Krist Novoselic praises Dear Leader for his excellent speech
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] DUM DUM
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Tekashi Snitchnine accused of plagiarizing the beat
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] Man dead after trying to blow up ATM. See, that's why you never go ATM, you burn your lips
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts refers to black pastors and black leaders he was meeting with as "you people." Does not go well for him after pastor walks out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Autotune couldn't help how tone-deaf Olivia Jade is
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Many Arrests. Domination. Winning
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[Main] Oo
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
[Politics] By Gawd King, that's Carmel, Indiana's music
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(DW)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oopsie .. smug non-lockdown nation of Sweden launches inquiry into handling of pandemic as their death rate becomes highest in the world
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] CNN president Jeff Zucker knows NYC needs another billionaire to run things, now seriously thinking about running for mayor next year
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lake County has really evolved since it gave us The Groveland Four. Just kidding. Still racist as f*ck
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donald Trump has made 19,127 false or misleading claims during his 1,226 days in the White House so far. This is not astounding if you know anything about this lying clown
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Man arrested in SC was illegally carrying a concealed weapon and OMG, is that a drum magazine for his pistol?
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donald Trump promoting the day he is voted out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] NYPD believes anarchist groups planned the violent interactions and vandalism that has taken over the city after a weekend of violence, will get back to you as soon as they learn how run into protesters in reverse
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
[Politics] Confederate finally gives up the rebellion
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] You need to speak into the voice remote for the TV, not your phone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] America to POTUS: "STFU DONNIE, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Food] Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Notorious anti-gay bigot Lou Sheldon, founder of Traditional Values Coalition, is relocating to a warmer climate" - Mrs. Betty Bowers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] MAGA loves "the black people"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Secret Service Fan Fiction
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] See topic tag
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
[Politics] Indonesia's Minister for Politics: "Initially, you try to control it, then you realise you can't. Then you learn to live with it" a) Covid-19 b) your wife c) Both
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump ignored multiple warnings about Covid19 for months but declared war on Twitter in less then a day after only 1 Tweet was flagged
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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(Fark)
 
 
 
[Food] Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
[Main] Mom disconnects home WiFi. Son disconnects power to the house. It's the Altoona way
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
[Politics] Leave it to Trump to spark a Constitutional crisis that will gut the US and make it a failed state
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] And here's Woody Allen, playing the victim card
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP Congressman *shocked* to discover that multiple people can live and receive mail at the same address
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump says we can't have mail-in voting because children "all over" raid people's mailboxes and steal the ballots in order to commit voter fraud. Makes perfect sense, President Hamberdler
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Main] One Million Moms: If you watch Pixar movies, you are a sinner
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Geek] Tennessee to stop volunteering the names and addresses of COVID-19 patients to first responders, continuing to prove the South will never truly rise again
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Vancouver police concerned about increase in random explosions, ask citizens not to bang bears
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(Concordia)
 
 
 
[Geek] Indigenous knowledge keepers attempt to decolonize contemporary physics
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
[Politics] Abscam? Now there's a name I haven't heard for a long time. TFA offers bonus game of guess-the-political-party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Stop the Ingraham presses, Joe Biden farted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] A YouTube "influencer" decided to "rehome" her autistic four year-old son, can't figure out why people are mad at her for it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is the new Susan Collins (R-ME), constantly concerned at Trump's abuses of power
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Wed May 27, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
[Main] Man arrested for breaking into bank to heat up his Hot Pocket gives a FARK worthy quote "Hell yeah it was worth it"
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
[Politics] Prepare your fainting couches: GOP lawmaker who shook hands and hugged attendees at an "Open It All Up" rally has the Coronavirus
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] I'm pretty sure cupcakes aren't a Constitutional right
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Presidential WHARGARBLE
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] Homeowner uses their fire pit on their deck. What's the worst that could happen?
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