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Fri July 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] Remember those vaudeville plays/cartoons where somebody off to the side used a sheep hook to pull somebody off stage? Clemson really needed to have one of those fellows today
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're 55 years old and you spot some teenagers who like something you don't like, just let it go man
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sentient testicle refuses to wear underwear
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Law & Order
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] You simply cannot argue with this kind of logic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Reanimated confederate participation trophy Tucker Carlson nervously wonders what liberals will do to Fox News if Biden wins. Probably not watch your network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] More summer camps are closing after an outbreak of reality
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Wed July 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Politics] NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio hits the pause button on NYC police reform after attempting to 'defund' them completely before the progessive crowds
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(Kent Reporter)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't try to make buff happen, it's not going to happen
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Make terrible movies. Make terrible records. That's fine. But you threaten a puppy, you better be ready for war (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
[Business] Americans act like Americans in Second Best Korea. Overseas Service Order Number One: Never offend local nationals
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
[Main] How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, lawyer show up drunk to represent DUI suspect in the middle of a forgotten spot
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sentient bowtie's meat puppet Tucker Carlson reveals the shocking truth: wearing masks to prevent infection "has no basis of any kind in science". Somebody tell the doctors, nurses, and hospitals, because they're wasting literally billions of dollars
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Marc A. Thiessen has been thinking very hard about Trump's Mount Rushmore speech and has some Deep Thoughts about why the liberal lamestream MSM media is working so hard to twist and pervert its meaning
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Main] Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Kanye says he opposes a COVID-19 vaccine because of course he does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Dr. Kellyanne has some thoughts about Joe Biden's spittle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Protip: You can't misinterpret a Hitler quote if you don't post a quote by Hitler on social media. In short, don't ever quote Hitler. Ever
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
[Politics] Let's circle back to this tweet in about two to three weeks, shall we? - Update: Deleted already, but the internet never forgets
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] CBS will need to create a new showrunner made out of 3 rubberbands, 2 chocolate bars, a wedding band, a mustache, a racing bicycle, and 4 socks
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] How long did it take for the Scots to act like the English on their first day back reopening the pubs after the coronavirus lockdown? Apparently not long at all
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
[Main] Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
[Main] NYPD blames their inability to no longer choke people to death as to why they are now powerless to stop crimes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Brooklyn man gets indicted for trying to smuggle hundreds of Egyptian artifacts, some nearly 4,000 years old, stuffed inside dirty suitcases through JFK Airport. Subby says amateur, a drug mule could have done better without the suitcase
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
[Main] Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump had one job to do concerning the coronavirus to show the people he cared ...which was to wear a mask and he's blowing his reelection bid because of it
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
[Main] Home Depot Harriet charged with battery after getting into physical fight over wearing a mask
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Former New Hampshire governor John Sununu attempts to frighten voters, says that if Biden wins, the once great capitalist nation will be transformed under 'socialists' like Warren, AOC
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Looks like Starbucks might need to shut down for another training day
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
[Main] The Pastor said "people were lonely. They were out of fellowship for all the weeks we were gone. So, I said if you want to hug each other, it's ok. Do it." He now regrets that. There are more than 50 reasons he regrets that
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Mon July 06, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
[Main] Not recommended: Drinking on the job. Farking stupid: Drinking on the job while you're an officer on traffic duty
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
[Main] Man tries to shoot a woodchuck, forgets to yell, "FORE"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] "Sir, this is Chick-fil-A, not the Limestone Correctional Facility. You can't point your gun at people to get faster service"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] A) Everything
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] If you need to be told to not take selfies with bears, you may be in line for a Darwin award
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
[Main] Does any story involving homemade fireworks end well?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Poland's president goes full-Alabama ahead of a run-off. You NEVER go full-Alabama
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
[Main] Let's show everyone how patriotic we are this Fourth of July by raising a huge Confederate flag near I-40 in North Carolina
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] New GOP talking point: Trump isn't racist because .... um, he is *deliberately* promoting racism to stoke up his racist base. Oh, okay
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
[Main] Hold my beer the 4th of July edition
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's demanding Bubba Wallace apologize for his crew member finding a noose in his garage
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Don't worry J.K. Rowling issues another statement to attempt to dig up. "Young people struggling with their mental health are being shunted towards hormones and surgery when this may not be in their best interests." Her publicist seen weeping
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Business] Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Area columnist passionate defender of what he imagines Trump's agenda to be
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Main] There is no sex in the quarantine room
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] His Derpiness is not impressed by the court jesters over at Fox News
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
[Main] Man bun, crow bar, and coin ATM involved in the heist of the century. Subby's only wonder is who will play them in the 🎥
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] If we just stopped all the testing, nobody would be sick
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