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Sat May 25, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Politics] Intellectual capacity feels too high? Need some 'dumb as rocks' stimulation to tone it down? Have I got a new video just for you. "MAGA Men & Their Trump Trucks"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
[Main] Places you don't want to drive drunk to: the police station
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's trade war with China may screw us over bigly
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Fri May 24, 2019
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
[Main] Eighteen-year-old Instagram influencer destroys 18th century sculpture with hammer. Starting to think "Instagram influencer" is code for something else
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Now them Duke boys just don't know what they got theirselves into
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(News24)
 
 
 
[Main] The Colombia Security Service really need to work on their spying methods
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump doesn't know what treason is
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
[Geek] Humanity is thoughtlessly squandering a rare, non-renewable resource here on Earth: helium. With farking balloons
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Thu May 23, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] It's a day ending in "y," which means Trump spent seven minutes at a press conference calling on multiple senior aides to defend him and vouch for his 'calm' demeanor in the infrastructure meeting with Nancy Pelosi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you are going to accuse your NFL player relative of putting a hit out on a family member and driving past your place for intimidation, you may want to check that he wasn't with a FBI agent all weekend
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
[Main] Oxford police officer charged with murder. Article doesn't say if they were quarter brogues or wingtips
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh good, Trump can start a war with Iran without congress approval thanks to Turtleface
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Candice Owens has said something dumb but it's only about a 4.5 on the "Hilter just dreamt too big" scale
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] How bad are things going for Trump? We're now getting live-tweeted Hatch Act violations
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Massive brawl breaks out at "Go Topless" beach party in Galveston, Texas, 125 arrested after battering their half-naked selves. (Of course there are Dumbass pics) (NSFW)
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
[Main] An eyebrow raised, a shaggy beard, and a love for tattoos. A mugshot roundup to remember courtesy of these thieves
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Wed May 22, 2019
(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alabama judge removed from the bench- again. No, not that one
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
[Main] Man tries the old "I'm not who you think I am" dodge with police. ID lanyard around his neck does a facepalm and says "really?"
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) releases report about the wage gap between men and women, and she should know, because she pays the men who work for her more than the women who work for her
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Geek] IQs r droping in developt countrys. Tags 4 wat were becomming
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Barr troubled that Trump's agenda constantly being held up by pesky laws
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
[Main] This man was making essential oils in his home. And by oils he means meth
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(Wenatchee World)
 
 
 
[Main] Guy shoots himself in his balls, then it gets weird
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Tweetle dee, Tweetle Trump, his whole presidency is a fire in a dump
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] On her podcast, Laura Ingraham says she is "enraged" when she hears people speaking Spanish. The Spanish phrase Ingraham is most likely to hear: "la jaula no nos gusta"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] This might surprise you, but Fox News blowhard Mark Levin's new book "Unfreedom of the Press" is not good: "When Levin does offer his own analysis, it can approach parody"
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
[Politics] Syria is using chlorine as a weapon in its war. Assad says that they were just washing out some white clothes
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Tue May 21, 2019
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
[Main] Motorcycist dies doing what he loved, being a dumbass
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Aaron Carter says aside from the little bit of child molesting here and there, Michael Jackson was really a great guy
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
[Main] After his kindergartner is lunch-shamed in front of twenty kids in the cafeteria, grandfather fights back by shaming her in front of two million people in the local broadcast area
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
[Main] Oregon man steals daughter's Girl Scout Cookie money to pay for erotic massage. To be fair, you need some way to relax after selling cookies all day, because those Samoas are a surly bunch
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Mon May 20, 2019
(WRAL)
 
 
 
[Main] Driver with STAYUMBL plate misses court date, judge order plate upgrade to STAYBONDED20K
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] If only there was some treaty in place by the international community that would prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons. If only
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
[Sports] NBA player convicted of gun charges, but his sister waited until AFTER the conviction to start threatening to kill witnesses and their kids
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump and bad words in speeches... George Carlin did it better
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Actual headline: "Santorum Gets Pounded." I think I'm going to be sick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump still doesn't realize Fox News made HIM and not the other way around
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yep, he's broke
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
[Politics] Farage accuses the BBC of bias, takes the bold step of threatening the network (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Quit amplifying Trump's vicious nicknames for his opponents
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] I fixed that thing I broke. You're welcome, America
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Sun May 19, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] The orange dotard is back threatening war on twitter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Another single issue voter discovers he picked the wrong issue to focus on
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Politics] Indiana Republican warns the country from electing Pete Buttigieg president because "homosexuals die young"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's Sunday Tweetstorm has arrived on schedule
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jeremy Corbyn wants Labour to be the Schrödinger Party, simultaneously supporting and opposing Brexit, but polls suggest he may not like the result when they open the ballot box
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Farkers ask: Does it come in pasty basement dweller tone?
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Sat May 18, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Step 1: See your Kamloops RCMP "Most Wanted" photo on social media, Step 2: Message back "News flash morons: I'm in Edmonton and I'm not coming back", Step 3: Get arrested by Edmonton police and sent back to Kamloops, Step 4: ????
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Not learning a lesson from Becky, three people overdose on the marijaunas
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to hire a hitman to kill someone, you should know that all hitmen are cops. You should especially know this if you're a cop trying to hire a hitman
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