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Wed May 12, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] PSA: If you a buying a new car using a stolen identity it's really not a good idea to let the dealership take a picture of you with your new whip
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
[Main] My lover stands on a golden bridge and watches the ships that go sailing...right into it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Looks like Lin Wood got into the moonshine again: "President Trump still has the nuclear codes"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] With Liz Cheney's seat still warm, and with a mouth full of spit, Elise Stefanik announces her bid to do whatever Trump asks her to
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Pompeo is upset that Biden won't bow down before Israel
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
[Main] How many crank calls can you make from the same number to the emergency services for the sole purpose of insulting them before the police turn up at your door? In Spain it's over 9000
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
[Main] This really should have no explaining to do because they're TikTokers, but why are London teens getting themselves stuck in toddler swings?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] "Hey, let's go hiking in this area called 'Certain Death'. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(North Wales Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman who runs a pizza van decides to use her business social media account to ask her followers to dress in KKK robes to counter a BLM protest. Followed by the decision to go with the good old "my account was hacked" excuse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Stupid Florida teens set up on the rooftop of a Manhattan hotel with BB guns and shoot at New Yorkers down below. Because Florida
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republican party in Multnomah "Malheur" County, Oregon hires a Proud Boy for "security". Remember LeRoy
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] And in today's "Unhinged News," Alex Jones calls for Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates to be tried, convicted, and put to death for their actions during the pandemic
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Students for Trump founder will now have a chance to found Inmates for Trump
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Spin uncomfortable with any music made after 1989, facts. Headline: FBI looked into Cobain's death. Article: FBI wrote letters to crackpots saying they wouldn't look into it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Main] Always check your screen name before you log into Zoom criminal court, Buttfarker 3000 [NSFW language]
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
[Politics] Nixon-possessed Rudy Giulini claims he's got 'the goods' on Biden
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] I'm beginning to think these GOP guys don't actually want to negotiate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] Mormon mommy blogger coming to terms with the fact that the "sex trafficking raid" she participated in 7 years ago to save kids from Clinton-like pedophiles actually accomplished nothing positive. Like most mommy blogs, actually
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(Boom Live)
 
 
 
[Politics] You'll surely be shocked to learn that not only is Tucker Carlson lying through his hood about the "death rate" from Covid vaccines, but the "source" he cites, the VAERS system specifically says its data cannot be used to support any such claim
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] A Luciferian project. American roster of witches and satanic sacrifice. This guy has answers for everything that's going on
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
[Politics] This thread? Oh, nothing. Just the receipts on Lauren Boebert flying around an unregistered plane with an expired certificate of airworthiness, all while under-reporting on her personal financial disclosure
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Believe it or not, bathing in a filthy river actually does nothing towards cleaning your soul of sins, but goes a long way towards making your country's pandemic statistics even worse. Tag for the 9 million
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] A horse you trained won the Kentucky Derby and then tested positive for a banned substance - 29th positive test of your career, 5th in the last 13 months. Do you: 1) review your training regimen or B) blame "cancel culture"? For B, turn to /politics
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] Let's just state the obvious: faking your own death never works. Especially to avoid the consequences of your own actions
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Sun May 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Expert at getting banned from social media platforms gets banned from another social media platform
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] The Pixies continue to ruin everything they're associated with
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] 74 parishioners at a church that sued for the right to have in-person, maskless services really have something to pray about now
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Nautical nonsense in a homemade "boat"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
[Main] The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun, where's my gun, where's my gun'. The driver on the bus says 'Where's my gun', on the way to school
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Newsmax "TV personality" takes pic with Trump, comes unglued as commenters make remarks about his stupid pants that look like cargo pants/skinny jeans combo; claims he's "a Sharp Dressed Man" who only wears "the most prestigious brand in PANTS"
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ponytails will destroy US Military, opines Fox News
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
[Main] I didn't shoot the sheriff, because he stole all the guns
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(Komo)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're gonna go around stealing mail, don't do it in a loud ass muscle car with no license plates.... on second thought, yeah, go ahead and do that
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
[Politics] And they say Eric is the dumb one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] The CEO of Washingtonian magazine writes a Washington Post Op-Ed threatening to switch her employees' status to contractor and cut their benefits if they don't come back to the office to celebrate co-workers' birthdays. No, she really said that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Dude, that's probably not going to help your case
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] The sentient Covid virus controlling Tucker Carlson blames Joe Biden for its inability to understand facts
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Main] Who among us has not been in the middle of Army Basic Training and said to ourselves "I'm going to take this rifle, hop the fence, steal a bus and get the hell out of here. My recruiter lied to me. This ain't like Call of Duty"
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
[Politics] Not news: A Navy chaplain in North Carolina gave a sermon for Easter. Fark: In which he said Jews should "say sorry" for killing Jesus
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
[Main] The typical Tesla owner has a Master's degree and earns $143,000 a year. Not this guy
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] 40 new hospitals, or a monument to your enormous ego. Choose wisely Modi
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
[Politics] Devin Nunes' attorney will need more than words to pay the court's sanctions against him
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Insurrection Qidiot claims "Foxitis" is why he stormed the Capitol
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
[Main] Nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw nee-naw ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu ǝǝu-ʍɐu
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're going to pretend you're some kind of guru and spray poisonous insecticide into your mouth while dancing topless you're probably going to die. Oh well, anyway (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump PAC creates @DJTDEsk to mirror his new blog, meets Twitter's banhammer within the day
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Main] Clueless homeowner who never thought to pull the handle of his 'fake cupboard' discovers he has a dishwasher in his kitchen after 2 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] Arizona Republican threatens DOJ with a good time. A good time for us spectators, not for her when there's a knock on the door
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
[Main] If you want to do cocaine and methamphetamine, please do it in the privacy of your own house, because doing it while shooting fireworks at a neighbor's house is just going to get you arrested
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just to be clear, Moscow Mitch's #1 priority is stopping the Biden agenda. Not helping working Americans, Not stopping the pandemic, Not ensuring voting integrity. 100% focused on stopping Biden
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