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Fri March 22, 2019
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Joe Lieberman wants you to know he was a good friend of John McCain and is now prepared to stand up against Trump's attacks just as long as you'll pay a little bit of attention to him again. Come on, you miss the Liebster, dontcha? Show some love
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Main] The newest 'while black crime': Moving
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Main] Well now we know who stole the deep state's weather control machine
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Thu March 21, 2019
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] How fast can one run wearing snowshoes? Answer: Not fast enough
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] John Hickenlooper proves that sometimes, when you've just stuck the landing, trying to add on that one extra backflip can be a really, really bad idea
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump supporter bomber ready to plead guilty. Your honor, I MAGA-ed a big mistake
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Murder suspect arrested; apparely missing his middle fingers
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
[Main] Customer starts a fight with the Uber driver. Based on the customer's mugshot, getting arrested was the least painful part of his evening
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Business] America First... except our whiskeys, and soybeans, and cars... AND WHISKEYS, DAMNIT
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Man dressed as city worker pulling copper from streetlights might have gotten away with it, except most city workers don't have heroin in their toolbox
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Time to update your Middle East maps
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] "[He] repeatedly called a Page Six reporter a 'c--t,' said we could be 'bought,' and made thinly veiled threats of reprisals, including 'Before you do this, think carefully about who you are and who we are.'" - Team Weinstein, goddamn YESTERDAY
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] 'Simulated doobies' lead to real fire and arson charges. This story gets dumber as you read it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] It's all fun n games til someone sets your pants on fire
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Wed March 20, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Don't worry about the whole Brexit debacle. Donald Trump Jr, that great political expert, has weighed in with his professional advice - you should have listened to my daddy. Dumbass tag explodes in delight
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Peppa Pig is a raging sexist, still less annoying than Caillou
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ah, that explains it. He's upset that he didn't get a "thank you" for allowing John McCain's funeral to happen as the family requested
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(Time)
 
 
 
[Politics] After pushing aside his chief negotiator, disregarding his intelligence agencies and taking over North Korea negotiations himself, Trump expected to return triumphantly with love letter in exchange for New Jersey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad". After being offered a deal in the spa case that would have dropped all charges in exchange for admitting what he did and doing 100 hours of community service; Robert Kraft has rejected the deal
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] Disgruntled stalker crunches his car into appropriately named fitness center
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(KIMT 3)
 
 
 
[Main] Man lays down in driveway, tells his mom "Why don't you just run me over?" Challenge accepted
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Politics] In today's 'What did Crazy Pat say today' episode: Placing a buddha statue on your lawn will bring about a curse upon your house
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman who drove around barricades on flood-damaged road learns why they were there. With bonus "Where's the front end of her car?" pics
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
[Politics] Steve King [R-acist Iowan] was asked if he thinks white societies are superior. Let's watch his reaction and response
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Main] Teacher says, if you can just overlook all the death, destruction, murder, and killing, Hitler was a great guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] And another thing, how come nobody ever thanks America for ENDING slavery, huh?
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Tue March 19, 2019
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
[Main] A case of Monster energy drinks for a buck & change? Just don't use your Fresh Perks savings card at the checkout. Double Fark: the perp tried this at two stores
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] President Thin Skin explains: "The put downs of John McCain will continue until morale is improved"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Detroit man shoots himself in the foot while doing his part to defeat the bugs
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] This will certainly make the next family reunion a bit awkward
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yo dawg, I heard you like to use Twitter to complain about Twitter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rick Santorum froths at the mouth again, wishes Trump would email a therapist instead of rage-Tweeting his mental decline to the world
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Glenn Beck says the country is officially over as we know it if the Republicans fail to win in 2020. I think that's the idea, Glenn. Sorry, we don't want the return of the Nazi Party or the KKK. You guys can move to Hateghanistan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Business] Elon Musk's Tesla Tweets violated his settlement agreement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Late night Individual-1 is running out of things to panic-tweet, now just sending out Fox News clips. It's the circle of derp
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Mon March 18, 2019
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
[Main] "I've been doing meth ... and it feels great." Wonder what the headline left out. Oh
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Dear Deidre: I recently had nice, but not mind-bogglingly hot sex with my cousin's lover. He decided to brag about it on Facebook, and now I'm getting hate texts via my cousin. It feels very unfair, since my cousin and this guy were already sluts (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
[Main] At Stanford, students rely on their snowplow parents to set up play dates with people in their dorm. A strategy that rests on their parents shoving friends from the hallway into their dorm rooms
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] "The Fake News Media is working overtime to blame me for the horrible attack in New Zealand. They will have to work very hard to prove that one. " Media: Hold our beer
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
[Main] Man tries 'Ocean's 11' heist at Bellagio. Since you're reading this on Fark
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP, 2009-2016: Our mission is to obstruct Obama, including using racist tactics. Chuck Todd, 2019: Why didn't Obama unite the country?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
[Main] Here's one for the "WTF Were You Thinking" file...seriously, WTF? Audio tag unavailable for comment [Graphic images]
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
[Main] FAA: We just don't have the manpower to properly test and certify the 737MAX, why not just let Boeing do it. What can possibly go wrong?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] I know this is shocking, but Trump may have lied in a tweet about John McCain
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump needs GOP votes to prevent Congress from overriding his veto, so what does he do? insults the memory of former respected US Senator John McCain (R). As one does, apparently
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
[Politics] NYU students who harassed Chelsea Clinton: Forget about Eggboy, PAY ATTENTION TO US
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Sat March 16, 2019
(BBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Don't worry chaps, we can pay for it out of the imaginary £350 million we won't be sending to the EU every week
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] How to get ahead in life: Down a bottle of Electric Melon MD 20 20 in less than 30 seconds in your meter reader uniform
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Lori Loughlin's husband is a vocal Trump supporter who frequently complains about people not carrying their own weight
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Fri March 15, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Inter-American Commission on Human Rights rules requiring Julian Assange to clean up after his own damn cat is not a violation of his human rights
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