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Wed September 18, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hating state's rights, clean air, immigrants, Democratic governors...which of these is the main reason Trump is going to block California's stringent auto emission rules?
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump dismisses Elizabeth Warren's 20,000+ crowd at NYC rally as something anyone could've done...on the same night he drew a crowd of 7,000
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Tue September 17, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is really going to bomb Iran, he's just waiting to see how much Saudi Arabia is gonna pay him before choosing which military option to use
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
[Main] Republican Shoot lives up to its billing
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
[Discussion] We didn't have a wedding registry and most of our guests didn't give us gifts. Should we send cards telling them to give us some?
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Posting on Facebook a picture of a noose & stating this is how you make America great again is a good way to get forced off the bench your honor
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(Some Dumbass)
 
 
 
[Main] Shirtless man who tries to fight grizzly bear only winds up paying $4,000 fine, but Darwin will surely balance the books one day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Sports] Yeah, I know they're your in-state rivals, and you're drunk and fired up. But what's the point of assaulting the marching band?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Irrelevant man argues passionately about what he believes Elizabeth Warren's knowledge of the Constitution to be
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pence : US military is ready to wreck the world economy and start a war that will last a decade and kill hundred of thousands
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump basically admits if the Saudis give him a big check he's gonna send US troops die for them in Iran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump had never heard of the word "emoluments", mostly because it's in the Constitution and he can't read
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
[Main] Cop math now includes 12.5-gallon mason jars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "I have $230,000 of student debt, but can't pay it off. Shouldn't my fiancée help me with that? Please help"
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Mon September 16, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Yeah, good luck with that
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump sent to Mexico by his own asylum policies, and he is kidnapped by a cartel? Oh, headline editor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump contradicts Mike Pompeo, Steve Mnuchin, and himself over Iran
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Australia admits China is hacking their political parties but still suck up to them because the economy is more important to get votes than having balls. Did the kangaroos eat your balls mate?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] It is usually not a good idea to climb stuff when you are drunk, especially power poles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Obama Netflix?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] After Felicity Huffman's 14-day wrist slap, Lori Loughlin would really, really like a do-over on that whole "no, I won't take a plea deal" thingie
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Why Biden's "record player" line has utterly doomed his chances to win any election and proves that we might as well appoint Trump as the automatic president for 2020. By Hugh Hewitt
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Call of Duty gamer who solicited fatal "swatting" call sentenced to 15 months outside his mom's basement
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Sun September 15, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh good, we're locked and loaded to fight whomever "The Kingdom" wants us to
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Not a good start, Boris." Well, except in the polls, with some 55% now saying they will vote Conservative in a general elecion
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Sat September 14, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Descendant of Virginia's largest slaveowning family simultaneously defends Confederate monuments and sues newspapers that report the factual history of his inhumane ancestors
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
[Main] I know it sounds like a good idea, but booby trapping your shed with a shotgun attached to the door handle is not a good idea
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Does he think journalists are actors?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Get the straitjacket, he's thanking himself. Again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Sports] Gronk claims that he's fixed his own CTE, once again providing irrefutable proof that it exists
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
[Sports] Man who loves the fact that he can't be dedicated to any team and can't focus on anyone but himself would like people to give him "love, dedication and focus"
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Fri September 13, 2019
(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Main] Trump is determined to kill the environment one stupid move at a time
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
[Main] Time for another "there can be only one" joke
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Sports] Since Tebow didn't need money in college, no one should get money in college
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] College coach demands his recruits not visit any other schools to show loyalty but not the type of loyalty the coach displayed when he switched schools 17 days into the season
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
[Main] A Maine man stabs himself after an argument. Tells the police it was the other guy who did it. They didn't believe him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Jaywalker has perfected the stare down, but not the stare ahead
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
[Main] Man plays joke on police by moving their SUV. Hilarity ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas GOP rep offers his gun to Beto
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Not the brightest bulb in the fixture
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Thu September 12, 2019
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
[Main] Man banned from Iowa State Fair for protesting the treatment of pigs, arrested at local pub for acting like one
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] Looks like someone is going to have to bail Drew out of a New Zealand jail
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
[Main] Vancouver woman driving while eating a meal with chopsticks; police view is dim, summary judgement made
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
[Business] Groupon and Yelp look to merge into a Voltron of suck
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
[Main] Legend in his own mind ends 100 mph car chase by crashing, then causes lockdown of town when he flees on foot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] 9/11. 7-Eleven. Same Same
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Blubbering pile of hate goop Lou Dobbs reignites George Soros panic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] The guy who claimed he helped distract the El Paso shooter and got a presidential commendation for it apparently made the whole thing up. You see, there's this thing called "surveillance video"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
[Politics] Heroes and officials of of Dayton OH were invited to the White House to be honored for their bravery. Trump: But mean Demoncrat Mayor Whaley can't come
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(Perth Now)
 
 
 
[Main] Instagram bloggers with a mission "to break the stigma around travelling to countries which get a bad wrap in the media" discover that illegally flying drones in Iran wins them an all expenses paid travel upgrade to Evin prison
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