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Fri May 27, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
[Main] Read the room, you idiot
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] So you're not denying the allegations, Senator? How much of my taxes paid for your vacations, exactly?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] "I plan to lie my ass off, so how about a little help?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
[Main] '911?' 'Yes ma'am this is 911, how may we be of assistance?' ''Our customer don't like her chips'
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Edgelord doubles-down on being an edgelord
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] They're coming for our doors
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
[Politics] Not content to dismantle her state's K-12 educational system, Montana's Republican superintendent of schools flirts with dismantling its students by illegally passing school bus with flashers on
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
[Politics] According to Rep. Ronny Jackson, (R-eality check) the cause of mass shootings isn't guns, mental illness, or terrorism. Yep, it's rap music and video games
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republican candidate for the Senate in GA Herschel Walker on whether there should be new gun laws after yesterday's mass shooting: "What I like to do is see it and everything and stuff"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Bill Ackman, who famously cried on live TV as stocks crashed at the start of Covid: "Stocks are crashing because the Fed won't print unlimited money"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Tweets that don't age well, Greg Abbott edition
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] How in the hell are these utter morons organizing something as complex as government takeovers and coke orgies when they can't even register a domain?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] "Who cares if Miami is six meters under water in 100 years? Amsterdam has been six meters underwater for ages and that is a really nice place. We will cope with it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] BREAKING: Herschel Walker has no memory of the last 18 months
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
[Main] Step 1: Airline employee asks passenger to not use wheelchair as luggage cart. Step 2: employee smacks passenger Step 3: Employee finds out, NFL Edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Business] Young investors lose big in crypto market bloodbath. Subby feels their pain of being naive enough to think one can make easy money by doing nothing
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] Alcohol policy adviser fulfils lifelong German fetish dream
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Elon completes his transition to complete Bond villain. And yes, this is in the PolTab for a reason
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump appears to be adopting the title of 'King' from multiple sources and he's now calling for civil war to make it official. Sadly Republicans don't care
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Ooh, surprise, a couple of rich tech enema bags find sex abuse accusations hilarious
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Sun May 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Doctor makes poor choice in treatment of ex-husband -- twice
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] 70% of republicans want GQP to impeach Biden for the high crime of "Existin' While Democrat" if they take over after the midterms
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
[Main] So you diverted your very expensive, taxpayer owned C-130 cargo plane into Martha's Vineyard to pick up your motorcycle? That's a grounding
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Sat May 21, 2022
(ABC 15 News)
 
 
 
[Main] Students and parents are furious that consequences exist
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
[Main] Road rage victim follows shooter back to his house. Who could possibly have predicted what happens when they get there
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
[Business] Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power
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Fri May 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bad boy Secret Service agents sent home from South Korea after drunken cabbie incident ahead of Biden's arrival
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Don't tase me ma
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Princeton to fire Katz, a self-appointed "anti woke" professor, suspected of sexual misconduct involving pastrami on rye with mustard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alex Gray (no (R)eservations) Oklahoma candidate running for a U.S. Senate seat has promised to disestablish reservations in the state if he is elected. Paul Revere and the Raiders do not approve
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
[Main] You will not win your unfair dismissal case if, while guarding millions in clients' assets, you fall asleep on the job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Ireland rolls out the red carpet for Ukrainian evacuees. Evacuees from 'less desirable' countries are told to go away
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Main] Boris Johnson believes the laws he signs does not apply to him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Main] ♬♫ The wise man dug his hole up on a rock / the foolish man dug his hole down on the beach / and the tide came a' tumblin' in ♫♬
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Business] "like so many millennials, was excited to share a social media post announcing her new job"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] What's the difference?
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
[Main] Karma, meet Dogma
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
[Main] Murder, she wrote
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
[Main] United States Army Officer promotion ceremony now includes 15 seconds of solemn 'motorboating'
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway
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Wed May 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Sports] For all you Little Leaguers out there: It's better to steal bases than your teammate's equipment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lawyer argues - with a straight face, mind you - that disgraced Detroit politician who is ineligible for public office for another 10 years should still be allowed on a ballot, even if she can't win
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Alcoholic former stripper and Rudy Giuliani fart aficionado disqualified from running for office in Michigan
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(Matador Network)
 
 
 
[Discussion] The benefits of flying on budget airlines instead of major carriers. Hint: You're don't have enough money to fly with a major carrier so there's your one benefit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Business] *see tag*
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Discussion] "I'm engaged but having great sex with a colleague. Can this end well?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
[Politics] Like many in Maine, he watched the BLM protests in 2020 and wondered how he could help the cause. So he did what he could. And that was come up with a car-mounted pepper spray cannon drivers could use on protestors
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Tucker Carlson: DEFLECTION SHIELDS TO MAXIMUM
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Australian straw man takes down Joe Rogan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] The youth are going to save the country, just as soon as they find out who's running it
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