Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
(Displaying only links with "Dumbass" topic)

Sun July 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] The Lion doesn't sleep tonight when you pose next to it for a photo. Of course a lawsuit is only a whim-a-way (possible nsfw content on page)
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
[Sports] Bad: Team with worst attendance in league to host championship game. Worse: Team with 2 regular season wins to play them in championship game. Fark: Both teams owned by same owner. UltraFark: The Arena Football League is still alive
source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] UK's new Brexit minister says EU is being completely "irresponsible" by pointing out that he has absolutely no idea what he is doing and no plans going forward, aside from turning large stretches of motorway into parking lots for heavy trucks
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump tells aides that the question he was asked by the AP reporter at the summit press conference about whether he'd tell Putin to stop interfering in our elections was "too hard" and wondered why they didn't pick someone to throw him a softball
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
[Main] Gallant pays and tips his cab driver. Goofus bites driver's arm, hits him in the face with bolt cutters, and hides in a restaurant bathroom
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dumb Bastardo gets a 140-game suspension for a second PED violation
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Drunk guy manages to drive the wrong way on I-10 in Houston, in the HOV lanes, for 10 miles, without hitting anything. Ta da
source: abc13.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Poor Jenny McCarthy, now her house is haunted by Google
source: jezebel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now he wants to micromanage contract negotiations for the NFL
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump attacks the Federal Reserve for a second day, stocks say "meh". Don't do what Donnie Don't did
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] He killed the Transformers and is selling their corpses
source: freep.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Business] Wall Street is looking to put down another possible creepy Trump type, this one is named Elon Musk
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] No puppet, no puppet. Obama's the puppet
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
[Politics] OK Gov: "Hey, remember those medical marijuana rules I signed last week that completely subvert the will of the voters? My bad. Can I get a do over, please?"
source: ktul.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Jay-z outraged that the mayor of Philadelphia forced him to move his festival over little things like safety, security, and crowd control
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Dolphins Owner/Master Stephen Ross says you'll stand or you'll be suspended
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Business] Donald Trump, the genius, suddenly understands what an Apprentice is
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen comes out of hiding to blame both sides for Charlottesville
source: news.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] You know who has been mighty quiet about Russian Spy Maria Butina? Flynn Jr, and Hannity
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
[Main] Son cuts 5" hole in father's safe to steal 20k. Apparently the websites "Safe-cracking made stupid easy" and "How to figure out the key pad lock combination" didn't give the results he wanted
source: news-leader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sean Spicer: "Hey America, remember when I pioneered turning the White House press secretary position into a farce? All those blatant lies I told you? Haha, yeah. Good times, good...times"
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Jessica Jones exercises restraint, allows authorities to deal with neanderthal who gropes her friend
source: wctrib.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Ima visit Kim Jong Un
source: usmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's tinpot dictator parade is going to cost almost as much as the "tremendously expensive" military exercises he ordered canceled
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
[Main] Retired NYPD narcotics detective caught on a wiretap admitting her involvement with a major heroin ring during an angry phone call with her boyfriend
source: pix11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Rand Paul thinks there should be some checks and balances on the intelligence community's powers. With one check, presumably, being the Russian intelligence services
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's just modeling himself after his favorite President, his rotundity, John Adams. He too was thin-skinned, tried to deport his enemies, and colluded with a foreign enemy power
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] Problem: you have a date with two different women on the same night. Solution: ditch the first date midway, steal her car and take the other woman to the movies
source: wsrz.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Northern Minnesota man, aka DoubleChinRooster, on trial in pipe bomb case. User name checks out
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Main] Gang of thieves don't think their cunning plan stealing of surveillance cameras and drugs all the way through, accidentally livestream robbery
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Milwaukee Brewers pitcher apologizes for racist Tweets but remains silent about inexcusable mullet
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is like a Russian doll of walk backs
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: "So many people at the higher ends of intelligence loved my press conference performance in Helsinki." GRU: "Da"
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
[Main] Naked man claims he was 'partying hard'. Andrew W. K. approves
source: pennlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Main] Dr. BumBum on the runrun in Brazil after Patient dies from failed butt enlargement injections. Sir Mix-A-Lot inconsolable
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Joe Lieberman: You know, I haven't acted like an unmitigated asshole in a while. What can I do to change that?
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Canadian woman goes to Germany, publishes Holocaust denial videos, gets tossed in jail. Urges government to end this "unjust and immoral" imprisonment. Yeah, we'll get right on that
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump has a new name for his mental illness
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] Never throw the baby out with the bathwater. Also, calling in bogus reports that it was thrown out of a moving car and over a cliff is similarly bad, even if not quite as terse a saying
source: abc7.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Let's just lie about the Queen of England. At this point, would anybody even notice?
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 17, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
[Business] According to recently completed study in East Boston, dockless smart bikes swim just as well as my Huffy back in 1989
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Arizona Cardinals)
 
 
 
[Sports] Cardinals GM to miss the bulk of training camp, fined $200k. Don't drink and drive, kids
source: azcardinals.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] For some reason that makes any sense whatsoever, Elon Musk is donating ten times more money to Republicans than Democrats. Sure, sure, it's to keep dialogue open. Here's some dialogue, support Democrats, prove you have a brain
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Papa John says it was a mistake to resign as Chairman of the Board and he would like to continue his public shaming and destruction of the company he built
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump keeps questioning why the DNC didn't turn over its server because he doesn't understand anything about the cyber
source: motherboard.vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 16, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
[Main] Cops give up chasing man on stolen motorcycle, just wait for him at his home after recognizing him. Tag is for the man for going straight home
source: fox13now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Five things to watch for in Trump-Putin summit". Fellatio will be number 6
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Yes, Maher is the past of trendy standup comedy. But Ms. Hannah Gadsby is not the future, just a fad. Author disagrees with subby
source: vulture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
[Main] We've secretly replaced regular gasoline with diesel. Let's see if anyone notices
source: wavy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Oh Schnatt, Papa John's kicks founder out of company headquarters
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report