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Fri September 25, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's "vaccine czar" owns $10 million in stock in a company working on a vaccine. Trump administration: Let's just call him a "contractor" instead. We're good now, right?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
[Sports] Have season tickets to the game on Sunday and are lucky enough to get chosen to attend? Not so fast, that will be an extra 400 dollars so we can pay for our extra "safety practices"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] Riot cops are getting outfitted with taser shields so they can electrocute you while defending themselves from soup cans
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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
[Food] Drāno. It's Drāno, isn't it? Pretty sure Drāno. Can you find brake fluid on most grocery-store shelves? Then I'm going with Drāno. (Reads article). Um. Pretty sure it's Drāno
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Macron's view is you cannot lie to the president of France as if he is some Russian peasant [or Donald Trump]," the source said. Subby added the bracketed part
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
[Politics] Virginia has a Constitutional Amendment on the ballot that lets 8 citizens plus 8 sitting legislators redraw voting districts. Fine print: the 8 citizens are picked by the legislators and the legislators can veto the decision of the 8 citizens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's America: Senate has to pass resolution reaffirming commitment to peaceful transfer of power
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
[Politics] Martha McSally, looking to kill you by denying you healthcare. This ad paid for by the guys looking to kill you by denying you healthcare
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] With the election just around the corner, Trump is finally addressing the biggest issues this country faces: Cuban hotels and rum. Fark you, 2020... right in the face hole
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
[Sports] Lakers complain LeBron is not bailed out by the officials often enough. Seriously
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
[Politics] Grassley on potential Supreme Court nominee: "I get paid to do a job." No word on when he will repay his 2016 salary
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Dane Cook. That's the joke
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Geek] Wait. If GM was supplying the Badger's battery and drive train, what the hell was Nikola bringing to the table? GM already has truck bodys, truck tires, truck brakes, truck steering, truck nutz
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
[Main] Keep firearms secured, don't smoke while refueling, and no junk food display in the checkout lane
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Politics] Toady whose Cuban-un-American dad killed JFK and whose crazy wife committed white-collar crime shows how much he honors integrity and someone who never believed those accusations for a second
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Having run out of effective material, NRCC is running QAnon ads calling Democrats pedophiles. Huh, were they really good friends with Jeffrey Epstein too?
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
[Politics] Facebook may let Trump run ads on election night prematurely claiming victory. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] He's a racist and revels in it. Literally everyone knows it. Stop tap dancing around the fact
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
[Politics] Turns out it doesn't matter if you release a nothingburger of a "scandal" report when the national media can do all the heavy lifting for you
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Tue September 22, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Business] Disney executive to California officials: Our mattresses full of money aren't as fluffy as they used to be, please help us reopen Disneyland
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
[Main] Could your marriage pass this test from 1939? Wives get demerits for being slow in going to bed, delaying until husband is asleep
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
[Main] BLM mural vandalized by men with paintballs. You will never guess what one of the men was wearing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] NRA: Those aren't bullets; they're "freedom seeds"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] George Wallace called, he wants his 1968 campaign back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Medicare about to kneecap rural hospitals that still can't afford to repay their Covid-19 payday loans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Here are emails of the insane chaos goblin Trump installed in HHS harrassing CDC employees for doing their jobs
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
[Main] 'It's against the law to get together in large groups' - "But we're rich" - 'Well all righty then' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] All those who had "government shutdown" on their 2020 bingo cards, get your markers ready
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Donnie says he'll wait all the way until Friday to name RBG's replacement. "We want to pay respect"
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Sun September 20, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
[Business] You may regret retiring early if you are poor, sick and bored. Of course you may also regret working if you are poor, sick and bored
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
[Main] The Brit MoD is looking to cut down their F-35 order in favor of the undeveloped Tempest fighter. Think maybe they know something we're don't?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Free market ideals explode as Trump "approves" deal between privately owned companies
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Sat September 19, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
[Politics] Snoop Dogg, if you are reading this, whatever you do, don't go to Japan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump Administration argues in court that the Constitution does not require that the census results reflect reality. Fark: Subby is not kidding. Uber-Fark: Subby is not kidding: Obvious: Subby is not kidding
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
[Main] Good deed punished. But he got hired right away by an employer who values integrity over policy
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
[Main] Deputies who used excessive force punished by receiving Logans Steakhouse giftcards
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Barr determined to set the Guinness record for unfathomable projection
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Main] Gender reveal party fire claims its first victim
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
[Politics] FEC Commissioner reminds religious leaders they are allowed to endorse Trump in sermons and have a moral obligation to do so
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Biden: Trump didn't warn the US about Covid during the SOTU; CNN: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire, Trump spent 20 seconds on Covid during the SOTU
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Christ, what an asshole
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
[Main] Sturgis 2.0
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Geek] Start up an anti-cyberfraud website and defrauding your customers must be like shooting fish in a barrel
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Thu September 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Act surprised" when voters ask you poll workers why you're not wearing a mask. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
[Politics] And so it begins
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Hail to the King, baby: 20 concubines holed up in a hotel in Germany, a fleet of private aircraft at his disposal, $30 billion in plundered wealth, and a law back home punishing critics of his family and pets up to 35 years in jail
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Sports] If you had less than one week before NFL teams that let fans into stadiums started seeing positive covid tests, come up and collect your prize
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] CDC director briefly discovers he has a spine. Almost as quickly loses it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Oh my, look at all the Communists. They must be Communists, because they are defying the rules of the PRIVATE PROPERTY OWNERS, whose property they are on
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
[Main] Minnesota apple orchard goes all in on "China Virus" racism, proceeds to at least triple down until they possibly realize they're not getting as much of the "'MURICA -- FARK YEAH" response that they were expecting
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