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Thu July 16, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Here is your Oklahoma ballot. Please select your choice for President. Donald Trump, Joe Biden or Yeezy
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
[Sports] Bristol TN is set to become the US' newest Covid-19 hotspot
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Wed July 15, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Florida: "We've had 10,000 new Covid cases today." California: "Hold my sunscreen"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
[Main] Canadian anti-masker assaults employees, rams the store, gets shot by the cops. Bet he's sorry now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] The people who stood by: The GOP senators who are enabling historic corruption in the Trump White House
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Main] The British invade a small Spanish resort town after being unleashed from lockdown, wreak havoc in the streets because... *checks notes*... the bars closed at 2 AM
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump's doc says Fark masks. He is also running for Congress on the Republican ticket
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
[Main] Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
[Main] To show they're taking the issue of police brutality seriously, the New York State Sheriffs Association propose making resisting arrest a felony offense
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP candidate defends her right to kill old people
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
[Politics] He leaped from topic to topic, sometimes in a single run-on sentence, and often failed to complete a thought
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Business] Texas gives 14 million dollars to a billionaire to make vaporware and tweet about weed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] If you thought the logic behind his '1/100th time' tweet was a wonder of mathematic reasoning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just Goyaway, please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] Board of Education thinks there are too many children living in Orange County, vote to do something about that
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Politics favorite cartoonist Ben Garrison sues Anti-Defamation League for, well, defamation. "Garrison claims that the ADL had to have known that McMaster actually was under the sway of Soros, and therefore owed his loyalty to the Rothschilds"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] White supremacists are trying to ruin the Hawaiian shirt. Vice News is here to try to save subby's wardrobe. Tag for boogaloo
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] What if Trump is the one behind the increase in gun violence to steal the election? Yeah, I know but it makes as much sense as what he really said
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
[Main] Missouri organ donation centers prepare for influx of only slightly-damaged organs because helmets are no longer required for motorcyclists. With helpful picture of why this is stupid
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(BET)
 
 
 
[Politics] Not wanting the world to remember her for just stock cheating, Sen. Kelly Loeffler reminds the world that she is also a world-class racist who owns an WNBA team
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now that it's affecting him and his family personally, former White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney writes an op-ed calling the state of US Coronavirus testing capabilities "inexcusable" and calling for immediate improvement
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] US Coast Guard Commandant to US Congress: Fark you
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Mon July 13, 2020
(NBC 25 News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fark ready headline: Cat who died 12 years ago gets voter registration application in mail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] White House talking points on Dr. Fauci include...WTF Ben Garrison cartoon?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] 20 million Americans face eviction and homelessness by September because the GOP refuses to help them
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
[Main] What do you get when parents can't afford to stay home with their kids? A super spreader event at a daycare
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republicans upset that Democrats thought they could feed at the money trough as well
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
[Main] There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
[Main] Shop sign demands customers TAKE OFF their face coverings before entering store because the owner doesn't want the government in his face. Difficulty: Store is not in the US
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Sat July 11, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
[Geek] Alleged proven 'rona preventer allegedly not being developed due to alleged lack of profitability, allegedly
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Dr. Grifter
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
[Main] South Carolina governor bans alcohol sales after 11:00 PM in attempt to curb surging COVID numbers. Virus reportedly planning to pregame a little earlier from now on
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
[Main] 79 year old bus driver, laid off due to Rona, finally started getting benefits after weeks of delays then, "Yeah, about that money. We need it back"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Main] America still doesn't have enough N95s
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] More good news about the PPP, at least 10 groups with a history of making anti-Black, anti-LGBTQ or anti-immigrant statements received loans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] Tyson plans to begin using "robot butchers." We all know how this will end, right?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
[Main] After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Main] I mean, who are you going to trust? A person who majored in education with multiple degrees and years of experience with kids - or a corporation looking to siphon tax dollars from cities using standardized tests? It's a difficult choice
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
[Main] Owner of parking garage honks horn at cop he finds in his garage. Cop does the natural thing by pointing a gun at garage owner's head. And of course the whole thing was recorded
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Reminder: The NeverTrumpers of the Lincoln Project are just as racist as Trump is
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] It's not over: These 5 steps could lead to a Trump victory. The first four steps are merely highly improbable, the fifth step simply inconceivable
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
[Politics] The voter fraud his client committed was just a "silly lark" according to his attorney
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Dr. Oz, who used to perform surgery on people, thinks the virus can't survive too well in 78 degree high humidity environments. You know, like Florida... or a pair of lungs
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
[Sports] Daniel Snyder's foundation for Native Americans is somewhere between a bust and a scam
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
[Main] I did Nazi that coming... and I didn't hear it either. Bonus: article describes someone as "not deaf enough"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
[Business] Dealer markups of $10K seen on the Toyota RAV4 Prime, a performance plug-in hybrid limited to 5000 units this model year. And car dealers wonder why they're so reviled
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Sports] Stanford cuts 11 sports programs citing a $70M loss over the next three years despite having $27 billion in endowments
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
[Politics] If you dawdled in buying the coveted golden noose necklace from the Disney Couture Collection I have some bad news for you
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(Komo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Protip: If you write a racist letter to yourself, don't make it public and file a police report about it
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
[Business] Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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