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Thu May 13, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Grifter defending the Grifter is caught Grifting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sheesh, when are white people going to get a break around here?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Sports] Toronto's pro lacrosse club relocates to Hamilton, reveals they will continue as the Toronto Rock because Hamilton does not rock. "Around North America a lot of people would look at you and think you're talking about Bermuda or something like that"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
[Main] Richmond gas station programs pumps to sell gas at $6.99/gallon. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
[Main] Must have been a tourist
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
[Business] Uber may not like paying drivers very much, but to be fair, they don't pay their taxes either
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Politics] Republicans: Free market! Deregulate Small government! Also Republicans: Why aren't the feds fixing the gas shortage?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Main] Stealing a 300 pound sacred work of art? Most thieves wouldn't touch that with an 11 foot pole
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline: Yoopers butthurt by Michigan maps that omit them. Article: Yoopers don't really care if their area is left off the map
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Party of family values stays classy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Disney is still screwing Star Wars authors out of overdue royalties because evil
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
[Main] Anti-vaxxer claims society is treating them just like Hitler treated the Jews
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[STEM] "You shouldn't be reacting to words like 'irregardless;' they're perfectly cromulent." STOP TRIGGERING ME, SLATE
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Tue May 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Sports] Poor Tom Brady, says he's "fearful" of life after football. I don't know, maybe he can drown his sorrows in his millions of dollars and supermodel wife
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
[Politics] Who knows more about Covid - elite scientists or your local small-town school?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Food] *Chambers a penne* Mama mia
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] If you live in Arkansas, Mississippi, Montana, South Carolina or Alabama and get enhanced unemployment benefits: Congratulations, you just became a sacrifice your Republican governor was willing to make
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Main] The last time I saw a police cruiser wreck this ridiculous, it involved two guys in suits and sunglasses claiming to be on a mission from God
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(The Root)
 
 
 
[Main] Driving without taillights? Let's check the color chart... hmm... yep, that's a dragging from your car and an arresting
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mike Pompeo is worried that "American" and "Christian" are no longer synonymous
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Yet another actor forced to regret a decades old role in which they portrayed a character that differed from their race, nationality, career, economic status, religion, education, and age. In other words, actors can no longer act
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(9 News)
 
 
 
[Main] If you live in Colorado, the chances of you getting a call about your cars warranty is going way down. Just kidding. It's about to get worse, waaaay worse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Business] London's oldest working factory, where the Liberty Bell was cast, is being converted into a sterile playground for moneyed douchenozzles because they have money, you don't, and they need yet another place to repeatedly rub your nose in that
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Mon May 10, 2021
(WISTV)
 
 
 
[Politics] South Carolina's state government offices are closed in observance of Confederate Memorial Day. In other news, Confederate Memorial Day is still a thing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
[Politics] The new Jim Crow is separate seating for vaccinated and unvaccinated people. But why would those who think the vaccine is a scam want to sit with the sheep who willingly accepted it anyway?
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] SNL skit with Elon Musk accused of cultural appropriation for using common Gen Z language borrowed from African American Vernacular. Eddie Murphy unavailable for comment as last black guy gets off the bus
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] "You essential workers kept our trains running during the pandemic, you deserve a bonus" *clicks link* "Just kidding, you just failed our cybersecurity test"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] We can't make life too easy, can we?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] ESPN staying on the Dodgers bandwagon. To be fair, this list is from before they dropped 2 of 3 to the last-place Angels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Fandom] In case you were wondering if Whiplash survived in Iron Man 2, Marvel is going to make sure he died on the way back to his home planet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] A bunch of Dartmouth Medical School students have been expelled for cheating on their online exams based on the "evidence" of online learning software the students were forced to install that isn't even set up to be used that way
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Look insurrectionists, you can embellish your story all you want to make yourself sound like a hero but, a) you tried to overthrow the government, and b) there's video. Lots and lots and lots of video
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] The Sun pays tribute to a reporter on his passing, omitting one slightly important detail
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] 2021's best generator options to take to the beach for running the blender, charging devices, and powering the portable AC unit
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
[Politics] Crazy white dude assaults BLM protesters, is gently led away by caring police officer. With video
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[STEM] The app store had over 4000 apps in 2015 that were tied to a botnet. Over 120 million phones infected. It was decided for you that you had no reason to know about your phone possibly being compromised
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(Some Doctorow)
 
 
 
[Business] How YouTube's broken copyright filters lead to wage theft: "We need a new deal for content removal, one that favors working creators over wage-thieves who have the time and energy to master the private legal systems each platform grows for itself"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Cyclist hit by car files modest lawsuit demands: $32 trillion, 500,000 Tesla shares, private audience with the Queen, suspension of trade with China, postponing of an election. Fark: judge not reimbursing defendants' legal fees
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Kill your wife, refuse to drop your gun and get shot by deputies, bond out of jail, cut off your ankle monitor, hold a car salesman at knifepoint during a test drive, steal the car, and escape. That's how you start your search for the one-armed man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] School creates student support group after Chauvin verdict. Fark: for white students only
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
[Main] The city deeply appreciates your efforts to turn this former dump site into a community garden and playground. As a way of saying thanks, here's a notice to vacate
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Fri May 07, 2021
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
[Main] January 12th is already National Pharmacist Day, so the Missouri Legislature decides to doubly-recognize it with the man who holds the national record for oxycontin consumption
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas messes with voting rights
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
[Politics] Why should barefoot and pregnant only apply to married adults?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] What kind of "Medical play set" for kids is this?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Main] A group that has significant contact with the public also has lower vaccination rates than the general population. Gee, I wonder who could be so unwilling to protect the public?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan (D-Listed) did not retain her texts for a 10 month period of time, including the time period when the police teargassed the city and during the foundation of CHOP. Her office recommends there be no penalty issued
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] McDonalds does better background checks than the Alabama State police
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
[Politics] Wisconsin Republicans: Why won't Governor Evers work with us? Also Wisconsin Republicans: We're starting the state budget from scratch because Governor Evers suggested stuff
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