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Sat July 24, 2021
(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
[Main] In New Mexico it's illegal for a convicted felon to own a gun or be a security guard. Whoops
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
[Politics] Let's Build Infrastructure, a group that has left no trace about its funding sources, wants to make every road a toll road and raise your water bill and your parking fees. Unfortunately, this really does belong in the Pol tab
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
[Sports] Cleveland changes name, so of course Toronto sports writer makes it about the Maple Leafs
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Fri July 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Retired New Jersey school superintendent now looking for a bigger boat after getting $1.1 million by staying on the payroll
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
[Main] Boil this story down to brass tacks and it's that a teen is going to spend five years in prison because he REALLY wanted someone else's Twitter handle and killed a man in an attempt to get it
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
[Politics] What is in the water in Mount Laurel, NJ that has racist white people coming out of the woodwork?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Mississippi asks the Supreme Court to reclassify women as property
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] So that happened
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
[Business] This is what we get for not reading the EULA. Elon set to make human centipede with PowerWall owners
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(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] US churches reckon with traumatic legacy of Native schools. That is, if by reckon, one means not really do much and face no real consequences for their actions
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Oh no, the prisoner we were guarding escaped. Oh wait, there he is walking down the street. Uh that doesn't look like ... I SAID there he is
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Anti-vaxxer groups hiding in plain sight on Facebook under names like 'dance party'.....I didn't know this was gonna be THAT kind of party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] There was a lot of love. I've heard that from everybody. Many, many people have told me that was a loving crowd
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Jesse Watters can prove his idea by getting into a 150 degree sauna and remaining there for a week. So why hasn't he
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
[Politics] Michigan goes full Florida by striking down the law Whitmer used to impose public health restrictions during the pandemic
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] GOP blocks infrastructure bill, promising they just need more time to write it. It should be finished sometime around mid-November 2022
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
[Main] Driver discovered passed out with vehicle running at an intersection gets arres ... hang on, he's a sheriff's office captain. On your way, Sir, and no need for a sobriety check *fist bump*
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
[Main] Who does this?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] COOOVID. You've got me on my knees, COVID. I'm begging darling please, COVID. Darling, won't you kill my aging fans?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] US to Canada: 'Open the border - open the border - open the border.' Canada: 'OKAY, we'll open the border.' US: 'Um, not so fast.'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] "Can you restore my '57 Chevy?" "Sure, that'll be $20000 down payment and it'll be 6 months." ** Six months later ** "Hey, where's the steering wheel??"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
[Politics] MTG to reporter: You violated my HIPPO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Main] This may have worked for Bugs Bunny, but it doesn't work in real life
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Tue July 20, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
[Main] Ford has just issued 3 recalls affecting more than 850,000 vehicles. Perhaps they forgot to build them Ford tough?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
[Politics] US States are "drowning" in excess Covid-19 vaccine and want to donate it to other countries before it expires. Federal government: Nope
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(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
[Politics] Michigan Catholic school argues in favor of forcing kids to come to school naked. Oh sure, they SAY it's about masks, but I think we all know where this is headed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Remember that story about the DOJ declining to prosecute a member of the Trump Administration for lying to Congress? Turns out that didn't happen under Biden Administration. Tag is for the idiots that bought the lie hook, line and sinker
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Attempt to overthrow the government: 8 months. Sell a bong: 9 months
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[Politics] A bunch of Trump supporters want to ban the fake Covid vaccine. They're all wearing white coats so you know that means we should listen to them
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
[Main] That is a nice looking cruiser officer, be a shame if something happened to it (Now with picture goodness)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Today in Really Not Helping: FBI agent leading the Whitmer kidnap investigation faces up to 10 years in prison on a domestic violence rap
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
[STEM] The "potty piano" lets you pound out a tune while you- well, you get my (musically drowned out) drift
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] And now, "A lie"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
[Politics] Kodak's turn to grovel before the Party
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Mon July 19, 2021
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
[Main] Coo-lander: there can be only one
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Has anybody considered cross referencing these photos from the Faster Horses Festival with the Jan 6th Insurrection photos? Anybody? (I'm looking at you FBI)
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Sun July 18, 2021
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
[Business] Why aren't you getting your Doritos Cool Ranch lately? Because the Frito-Lay workers are on strike because of stagnant wages and 84-hour work weeks
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
[Main] The city of Austin has admitted an error with its parking app. So has the creator of the app. But to those penalized by that error? Too damn bad. Pay up
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
[Main] Driving with flips flops or sunglasses in the UK? That's a big fine and points on your license. Bonus: You can also be fined for NOT wearing sunglasses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Texas schools will no longer be required to teach anything about Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony, Cesar Chavez, or basically anyone that makes old white men nervous
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
[Business] A subscription service is now available for car driving
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] Someone torched a TP display. What a shiatty thing to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Concern, ... Concern, ... CONCERN, ... TROLL
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senator Green Eggs and Ham accuses Texas Democrats of engaging in a political stunt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] Chris Cuomo auditions for a job at Fox News
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Business] Intuit decides it's crazy that people file income taxes for free and withdraws from the IRS Free File program. So pay up while you perform your civic obligation, those yachts won't buy themselves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Longtime GOP pollster Frank Luntz points out the erosion of confidence in science over the years. In other news, OJ still looking for the real killer
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
[Main] Massive solar project slated to be put in Butte won't see light of day after vanishing into black hole of resistance from residents who don't want it stuck in their back yards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're a school bus driver, make sure not to drag the student down the road. (w/ video)
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(US News)
 
 
 
[Main] Bay of Pigs 2. Coming soon
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