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Fri August 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] In light of TFG letting secret military documents lie around at his house for years, the GOP will back away ... who are we kidding, they're blaming Dems, stoking domestic terrorist sentiment and basically calling for the overthrow of the state
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Business] "Do no evil", "blood in the streets". Eh, whatever, same diff
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] State employees are pressuring people to cut off food aid to anyone they deem insufficiently patriotic
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're a building power wash company, discharging your waste bleach in a nearby creek may not be a wise financial move
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Warner Brothers may have cancelled Batgirl, but that doesn't mean they want Batgirl to stop playing Batgirl
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Sure, I might have stolen nuclear secrets. But what about Obama?" - TFG
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] We've now reached the "so what if he had stolen top secret nuclear documents at his home" stage of GOP treason
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] I know the word "treason" gets thrown around a lot lately, but going on to Russian state media and talking about America being brainwashed is getting pretty close, Steven
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] ...huh
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Stillwater News Press)
 
 
 
[Politics] Old : Parents trying to ban books at school board meeting. New : Parents calling for Matthew 18:6'ing the school superintendent. Bonus : Superintendent is Farker's old teacher
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
[Business] Crypto-Idiots are paying more for NFT cars than real ones. Because of course they are
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Reporter: What's actually working in Britain, today? Rees-Mogg: *cricket*
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Take heroin, fentanyl and cocaine, drive your truck head-on through a group of motorcyclists, kill seven, and tell the cops it's your fault? That's an acquittal in "Live Free or Die" land
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
[Main] NYC: Police chase ended with a car killing your child? Well, it's your fault for walking on such a dangerous sidewalk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Lachlan Murdoch hates Trump but loves money
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Headline: "You won't believe how some Delaware shoppers are dealing with plastic bag ban." Reality: If you're a regular on Fark, you probably will
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(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
[Politics] Someone failed to read Matthew 7:1 through 5 and Romans 13:8
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Fandom] 28 years ago, you were sitting on your couch, resigned to punching it alone. But
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] Reported Facebook profile is named "Mark Naziberg", features Mark Zuckerberg in an SS Uniform, and has a cover photo celebrating the N-word. Facebook: Seems legit, no reason to take it down 🤷‍♂
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Politics] Facebook enters Gilead
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
[Sports] As usual, Nick Wright is wrong
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
[STEM] The phrase "Planned Obsolescence" gets thrown around, but if you own an Epson printer, say hello to "Planned Failure"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Just how many hedge fund managers live in Arizona anyways?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] Good news, NFL fans. The League has heard your complaints and is excited to announce that you'll get to see offenses bailed out of third-and-long situations by ticky-tack illegal contact penalties at a much higher rate this season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Main] Russia caught using Texas Instruments calculator parts for weapon guidance systems. Back in my day we could barely get those TI-85s to run tetris
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(Business 2 Community)
 
 
 
[Business] Prominent blockchain's value inflated after it is publicized they have a bunch of developers working on a wide variety of cutting edge blockchain projects. FARK: it was one developer all along, creating all the other personas out of thin air
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Main] See the sights on a weeklong cruise from San Francisco to Stockton for only $6000. You know you want to
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Politics] I'm shocked, shocked I say, that a Kansas school board would vote to force their own personal religious beliefs on others. Well not that shocked
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Apparently the Michigan state police think people are paying $100 a gram for cocaine, bless their hearts
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
[Food] Pumpkin Spice Cheerios returns to shelves, beating this Monday's early release of Krispy Kreme pumpkin spice donuts and coffees. A whole damn season of pumpkin spice hell awaits us
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
[Main] Maybe Disneyland has the kid's beer option on their menu
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(Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Starbucks: "The health and well-being of our partners is and continues to be our top priority." Also Starbucks: If you can't find coverage for your shift, can you find another day to put down your rescue dog?
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
[Politics] Conservatives come out in favor of drop boxes for ballots. Oops, I meant drop boxes for babies. My bad
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] If you're a baggage handler, please be careful with how you handle a disabled person's wheelchair
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Warner Brothers decides there is no one Better Than Ezra
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Read the farking room, Indiana
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
[Business] Oh, look...Apple is kissing China's ass again. Must be a day ending in -y
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] While you vultures were reveling in the schadenfreude of Alex Jones's downfall, after leaving court today he saved a man's life, and it was caught on video, which he won't release because he doesn't want to exploit the situation
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
[Politics] With the start of Vermont's healthcare regulatory season approaching, Governor Phil Scott decides to C) Not fill the chair of the regulatory board
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
[Main] Defendant: White, blond, mildly attractive. Judge: 60 day sentence for raping a child seems appropriate
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
[Main] If your kids are operating lemonade stands this summer, be sure to warn them about counterfeit $100 bills
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Politics] That's a nice library we have there. It would be a shame if we canceled it because we won't censor LGBTQ authors
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ten days before early voting in Florida starts, Twitter's worst door-greeter and nutjob Laura Loomer publicly converts from Judaism to Christianity. Jews around the world breathe a sigh of relief, no longer holding the bag for that putz
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Thu August 04, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] AMC goes APE, boring
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] To frame just how insulting $4 million is for torturing the parents of murdered children, here's Alex Jones publicly thanking his anonymous $7 million crypto sugardaddy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
[Business] Reminder: "Human Resources" is there to protect the company, not the employees. This is true even if a) HR is called the "People Group" instead, and b) the company in question is Apple
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
[Main] We already know the GOP wants to get rid of gay marriage and birth control, but apparently no-fault divorce is also in their sights
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Politics] Winnie the Pooh joins Lil Kim's war against the sea. Oh bother
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
[Main] Someone call Colin Jost and Pete Davidson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Cold fries: that's a shooting. Supersizes it by confessing to a 2020 murder
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