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Sun July 22, 2018
(Civilized)
 
 
 
[Business] In the three weeks since recreational marijuana sales became legal in Massachusetts, a grand total of zero dispensaries have opened. All because of slow bureaucracy and small town politics
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Main] Stop me if you've heard this one before: A neckbeard Nazi walks into a mall
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Fri July 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Bannon: You're either with Putin or against him. Er. "Trump." He said "Trump." Can't imagine why that typo happened
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
[Politics] DHS comes up with new plan to reunite migrant parents and children, which is apparently to just keep shuffling them all around from detention center to detention center until everyone stops paying attention
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] RAND PAUL (tR-aitor)
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Thu July 19, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] Officials search for wild donkey shot with arrow. Dragon, Shrek inconsolable
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Cop pats down man, finds crack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Five-year-old screams "I TOLD YOU SO" while sticking out his tongue and pouting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen insists there is no evidence of Russian meddling in 2016 U.S. election, wants her own 2018 World Cup soccer ball
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
[Main] FEMA to Americans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Geek] Men are Very Concerned that the redesigned She-Ra character for a girl's cartoon show no longer looks like someone they want to have sex with
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Citizenship shouldn't be a birthright"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
[Main] Think 3-year-olds defending themselves in court is bad? The USA has put 70 infants under age 1 through immigration courts since October
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] White House now taking questions from former Trump campaign chairs pretending to be news outlets
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Re/code)
 
 
 
[Politics] So, apparently Mark Zuckerberg thinks there is some sort of good faith debate about the Holocaust
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] It's official: Per the Vice-President, Ivanka is a Cabinet official
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] South Dakota GOP Senator tells reporters he believes Trump actually stood up to Putin when saying he doesn't believe Russia interfered with the 2016 elections. Trump Derangement Syndrome in full effect here people
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(Slate)
 
 
 
[Politics] Post-Helsinki poll indicates that Kool-Aid is the most potent drug in the world
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
[Politics] Do you wanna know which Russian operatives are the biggest donors to the NRA? Too bad, 'cuz apparently the IRS doesn't need to know, either
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Politics] Here is yet another example of Barstool beings a sports version of Breitbart
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
[Politics] The dating app Bumble has higher standards than One America News Network and whoever grants press passes to presidential press conferences
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
[Main] Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] So, "Judge" Pirro is still crazy. Good to know
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump questions U.S. intel, not Putin, on election meddling. Had a seance where Bin Laden denies involvement on 9/11. Also, Obama left it like this. No puppet. Sad
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(Vice)
 
 
 
[Main] Voting machine manufacturer ES&S installed modems and PC-Anywhere on election tabulation machines, making the worst decision for security short of leaving ballot boxes on a Moscow street corner
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
[Main] MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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Mon July 16, 2018
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
[Politics] In other news, San Francisco spends $37,000 per year for EACH homeless person
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Apparently it was a white people only coupon
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump Administration to close down website that's collected and databased 20 years of medical guidelines, probably because it's uniquely useful
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
[Main] Repeated sexual misconduct on the job? That's a...promotin'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] In retaliation for Trump disrespecting CNN's Jim Acosta, the White House cancels John Bolton's appearance on CNN due to Acosta disrespecting Trump
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump "I was in Scottland the day before Brexit vote and told everyone it was going to pass." BBC No you arrived the day after. First Lady's communication director "I have photos proving he was here before the vote, but they're on my other phone"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
[Main] Cops use coin toss to decide if suspect gets speeding ticket or arrested for reckless driving on body cam footage. Guess who got tails
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
[Politics] The tax cuts are working, federal deficit drops by 16.1%- Oh wait a minute you mean the deficits went up over 16%- never mind
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] After Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein announces indictments of 12 Russian officials, Congress prepares resolution signaling unity against this foreign thre.... Just kidding, Republicans are pushing to impeach Rosenstein
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
[Main] "Yes, we're about to reunite you with the child you've been separated from for months. First we have just a few questions for you to answer. Ok, first question: are you a Christian?"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Average Toronto student debt: $30,000. Average Toronto salary: $75000. Average Toronto condo price: $560,000. Living in your parent's basement forever: Inevitable
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(Some Pill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Pharmacies collect the government subsidy intended to lower costs for the consumer, then charge the consumer the full price. It's a win-win
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
[Main] Cameron Frye blames Park 'N Fly parking guy for odometer modify
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump says he got a 'very nice note' from Lil Kim. Also, a letter from Publishers Clearing House says he might already be a winner
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(Independent)
 
 
 
[Main] Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
[Main] Woman wins $1.2M after putting her and her nephew's name on lottery ticket. Now she's suing her nephew for his half, claiming she only put his name there for good luck
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
[Main] DOJ reopens case of Emmett Till, black 14-year-old lynched in Money, MS, because after 63 years, guilty parties are pretty much dead, buried by now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] Make Asbestos Great Again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fox News viewers: How DARE Shep Smith tell us how President Trump is wrong about NATO. Wait, he's just telling us how NATO works and why it's important? THAT'S EVEN WORSE
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
[Politics] The FCC wants to get rid of the few remaining ISPs that aren't Comcast or AT&T
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Architecture critic commits newsprint malpractice with breathless takedown of CVS store design
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senate overwhelmingly votes to wag their finger at Trump
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
[Politics] Owner of gun exchange in Utah is showing up open carrying in an armored combat vehicle wherever the Parkland, FL survivors show up to rally as a counter-protest (w/pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] The TSA is free to molest you and there's nothing you can do about it
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