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Sun February 05, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Politics] I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted"
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Governor Kim Reynolds (K-och) declares that if just ONE school bans ONE book because ONE person objected to it, then ALL schools in the state must ban it as well
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(coloradotimesrecorder.com)
 
 
 
[Politics] Colorado election conspiracy theorist charged with voter fraud would like to be excused from appearing at trial because...he does not currently live in Colorado
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Business] Saying that it isn't the kind of company that breaks into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters while breaking into homes to forcibly install prepaid meters, British Gas unironically provides a definition of gaslighting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Orly?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Sports] Kyrie escapes again down the road that he must travel
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
[Politics] America's stupidest columnist™ blames current president for debt piled up by past presidents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
[Politics] Sarah Huckabee Sanders thinks of the children and wants to prevent parents from making decisions about their children seeing drag shows
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(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] Politico headline writer: take something iconic from a state and add fighting words. The content of the article doesn't matter. For example, The Bluegrass Massacre. Georgia Peach Petard
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
[Sports] The NHL All Star Game, where every team's best and the sport is promoted. Except for you, expansion Seattle Kraken
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
[Main] Down goes Frasure
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] The newly Republican-led House Judiciary Committee has its first meeting and immediately tackles the country's most pressing problems- by having an hour-long slap-fight over whether they should say the Pledge of Allegiance or not
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Sports] Saudi Arabia to sponsor this year's Women's World Cup, ban the players from driving down the field
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
[Business] GameStop manager fired because A) he stole $5000; B) he stole $5000 in PS5s; C) a cashier didn't ring up the $5000 in PS5s robbers stole at gunpoint
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(Google)
 
 
 
[Discussion] Can Fark help me celebrate my 50th with the best (inappropriate) gifs/memes for 50th Bday?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Food] Alright, Scarf, Denigrate and Bluster
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
[Main] Fortunately wrestling bears remains illegal in Alabama. Worshiping with rattlesnakes still protected by First Amendment though
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
[Politics] Russia set to fast-track testing of new, high-tech type of battlefield scrap
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] Stock up 20% after only losing $335 million last quarter. This CEO things sounds pretty easy
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(Variety)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] Hollywood Is Out of Ideas: "Matlock" reboot with Kathy Bates edition
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
[Main] High school musical in Ohio canceled over fears there might be some gay somewhere
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(Fark)
 
 
 
[Discussion] What service do you like for your 1099 e-filing? Intuit "updated" and lost all my data from the last 5 years. I used another site to file but looking ahead to next year
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Tue January 31, 2023
(IGN)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Game company tries to 1984 hidden complaints from devs, ends up Streisanding themselves instead
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
[Politics] Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Treasonous Testudine that put BeerBro and Aunt Lydia in SCOTUS is unhappy that Biden's judicial picks are not of "the finest legal minds our country has to offer"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
[Sports] QB with two TD passes goes to the Pro Bowl. But seriously, you guys need to take this game seriously
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
[Main] That one guy who was making Tesla look bad has been arrested. No, not that one, the other one
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Mon January 30, 2023
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
[Politics] So, a "separate but equal" wage, you say?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: "Putin is more trustworthy than US intelligence agents." This is not a repeat
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Business] Having power to the home or an extra dollar for the executives. The choice is easy for some. Even if it would have only cost 1% of all profits
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Sat January 28, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] Real estate seller's agents say spending an hour writing a listing description is too much work, are already way too busy practicing their confident arms-folded cheeky grin poses in the mirror
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Business] "...and I would have my own brewery too if it weren't for those meddling kids"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
[Main] Oklahoma to guy with clean police record: "Look, we stopped stopping you for being on a watchlist in 2015 and you got removed from it, so why are you complaining about us stopping you in 2022 for being on another watchlist?" Cue cuffs and guns
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Fri January 27, 2023
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
[Main] Dad of the Year candidate takes his 17-month-old daughter for a nice little motorbike ride in heavy traffic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] We're totally going to have a recession soon... seriously... any day now... then we can ramp up the "fair and balanced" coverage of Biden
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
[Main] No shiat?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
[Politics] Well we do have a long tradition of liberating countries from their duly elected governments
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(The Root)
 
 
 
[Main] Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
[Sports] I for one am looking forward to our new two hand touch NFL
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
[Politics] The GOP doesn't even need to be in power to screw over the working class who continuously votes for them
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
[Fandom] Note To Microsoft: Constantly threatening to increase subscription fees and hardware prices while allowing hedge funds to fire thousands of your employees for kicks makes consumers not want to buy your stuff
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Business] UK Car production collapses to lowest levels in 66 years. Yay brexit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
[Business] In ERP software market, SAP drains you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Main] For today's dose of random BS to be upset about, here is a man who thinks advice is immoral
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] On today's episode of "What Big Brass Ones These Guys Must Have", the GQP demands that Biden must pick out the agencies to wipe out in order to appease them enough to raise the debt ceiling
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
[Politics] Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Business] Amazon workers: "The robots in the Amazon warehouses are treated better than we are"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
[Entertainment] I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but somebody just paid $200 million for its song catalog
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(CNN)
 
 
 
[Business] Microsoft only made $16.4 billion in profits last quarter. EVERYBODY DOWNGRADE
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(BBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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