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Sat May 30, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Now that the country is literally burning, Nero II demands to be brought his fiddle
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
[Politics] "Trump will resume in-person fundraisers...attendees will pay $250,000 per person to attend...and undergo a temperature screening administered by the White House Medical Unit". And who pays for that last bit?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Main] Girlfriend sends man's 1967 Chevy Impala project to the junkyard while he's traveling. And you were mad when your girlfriend threw out your porn stash
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] That Stapler was a boomerang
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] Because the internet is a savage place and privacy no longer exists in the digital age, we now know that Derek Chauvin's wife once wrote a bad check
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[Politics] Today in magic bullets: 7 protesters surrounding a police car in Louisville were shot last night, but it's 'unclear who shot them'
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
[Politics] Cuomo. You have to meet certain metrics and then you'll be able to reopen. Upstate: Okay, we're meeting the metrics and ready to reopen. Cuomo: PSYCHE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Politics] The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump: We're gonna do it for Georgy boy. We'll do it for Georgy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Politics] Trump is virtually the only world leader who has not done a memorial for the victims of Coronavirus
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] You aren't going to believe this...but Florida has been cooking the COVID books
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
[Business] How the fark did Zagg Brands, maker of mobile accessories including InvisibleShield screen protectors, Mophie batteries and iFrogz headphones get $9.7 million PPP relief funds when they didn't pay US taxes by funneling profits overseas?
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
[Politics] Real Clear Politics shreds any remaining nanoscopic speck of credibility they may have once had, goes all-in on #ObamaGate cultsplaining for Lord Trump
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
[Main] Ten days in the hospital for COVID-19 treatment? That'll be $140,000, even with health insurance
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
[Food] Australian greengrocers get tough on stalk snappers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
[Politics] Brave Sir Zuckerberg ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Zuckerberg turned about and gallantly he chickened out
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
[Politics] Soon the government will taking your right to anonymously infect people with a deadly virus
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(CBC)
 
 
 
[Main] Teacher gives students valuable lesson in commitment (to casual racism and masturbation jokes)
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
[Main] "Children make terrible tenants. The law doesn't allow me to discriminate against people on account of children, but I can tell you I would rather have a Great Dane for a tenant than a three-year-old"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
[Discussion] I just used two different brands of blood pressure monitors at the same time-one on each arm- and got two different results. Then switched them. On one I was normal, on the other I had slightly high blood pressure. How do I know which on is right?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
[Main] Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] Wisconsin allows any two people to self-solemnize their marriage by mutual declaration, unless the couple happens to be atheist, of course
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Business] Billionaires sounding the alarm on inequality
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
[Main] Passed out drunk is no way to float down a river, son
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Politics] Whitmer's husband plays the always helpful "don't you know who I am?" card
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[Politics] There are grifters on the far left of the political spectrum, too
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(Vox)
 
 
 
[Business] It turns out that concert promoters are big believers in the First Rule of Acquisition
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
[Main] Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
[Main] The SPECIAL hell
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
[Main] NOOOOOO, not the Doughboy memorial statue, not on Memorial Day FFS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
[Politics] The Hunger Games 2020 edition. Newest version of "Not my circus, not my monkey"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
[Politics] Fox News host bravely calls for the end of social distancing and the reopening of schools while sitting at home in his mother's basement
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
[Geek] Electricity use is so low that the UK is going to pay operators of small wind turbines and solar installations to stop generating electricity
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(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
[Main] Shoppers try to be more patient during difficult times for retail workers - unless they give away the Kiddie Pool you asked them to hold. That's a beating
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Sun May 24, 2020
(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
[Main] "It was absolutely fabulous. It looks like America's opening up. There are literally thousands of people out here on the beach" Narrator: *Drinks heavily*
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
[Main] High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
[Main] Here's an article telling you to worry about something that they say is very unlikely to happen to anyone
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
[Politics] Senators debate traveling for Memorial Day despite, y'know, being told not to
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
[Main] Elementary drive-thru graduation interrupted by large "shut the f*ck up" sign from angry neighbor
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
[Main] The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
[Politics] Federal judge taps Barr on the wrist for withholding evidence
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
[Main] People are fighting to get into newly reopened Ross. THEY WERE ON A BREAK (with video)
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
[Politics] NY central scrutinizer: Did we say you could reopen when you had 90 contract tracers ready? We did, but we clearly meant 250, so you can't. It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
[Politics] With the Pandemic spreading like wildfire, the economy crashing, natural disasters threatening and Trump firing inspectors general at will the Senate investigates our nation's most pressing issue: Someone once hired Hunter Biden to do lawyer stuff
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
[Main] Worker tests positive on first day after Ford plant reopens, lets see what happens next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
[Main] Dealership: Let's abandon Hyundai and our customers. Call the tow company and get these customers' cars out of here
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
[Main] Botched Brazilian butt lift left model unable to sit for 6 months (NSFW)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
[Sports] If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
[Business] The kickbacks must be yuge. Just tremendous
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