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Mon September 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
That's one hell of a breakup text
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(212 votes)
 
2022-09-11 11:24:16 PM  
And Trump thought he could manipulate this man?

Mon September 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Idaho goes for Gilead
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(242 votes)
 
6 days ago  
going to be the fastest reduction in out of state enrollment any school has ever seen.

Thu September 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cannon misfires
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(282 votes)
 
2022-09-15 7:40:43 PM  
She should be impeached and removed from her court, and charged with obstruction.  It's a patently defective application of law that only serves to help the person that appointed her to that position.

No way that stands up under appeal.

Sat September 17, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
5th Circuit Court: Facebook and Twitter have no right to remove Nazis and terrorists from their websites
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(275 votes)
 
2022-09-17 7:36:53 AM  
"Today we reject the idea that corporations have a freewheeling First Amendment right to censor what people say," U.S. Circuit Court Judge Andrew Oldham wrote.

1A is pretty clear that it covers the government and not private companies.

Fri September 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DocuSantis
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(256 votes)
 
2022-09-16 1:44:43 PM  
DeSantis is watching this with a self-satisfied smile.  This was what he wanted, and what his constituents wanted.

You see, that's what many here don't seem to understand.  The cruelty is the point.  It's why Floridians elected him.  Like Trump, he's not their savior - he's their avatar.  They wish they had the balls to do something like this.  He's the asshole they desperately want to be, but lack the position to do it.

Fri September 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DocuSantis
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(256 votes)
 
2022-09-16 1:44:43 PM  
DeSantis is watching this with a self-satisfied smile.  This was what he wanted, and what his constituents wanted.

You see, that's what many here don't seem to understand.  The cruelty is the point.  It's why Floridians elected him.  Like Trump, he's not their savior - he's their avatar.  They wish they had the balls to do something like this.  He's the asshole they desperately want to be, but lack the position to do it.

Fri September 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump supporter draws a line in the sand when the Nazis show up
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(259 votes)
 
Fri September 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
DocuSantis
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(256 votes)
 
2022-09-16 1:44:43 PM  
DeSantis is watching this with a self-satisfied smile.  This was what he wanted, and what his constituents wanted.

You see, that's what many here don't seem to understand.  The cruelty is the point.  It's why Floridians elected him.  Like Trump, he's not their savior - he's their avatar.  They wish they had the balls to do something like this.  He's the asshole they desperately want to be, but lack the position to do it.

Sat September 10, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When we legalize weed, we shoot ourselves in the foot
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(254 votes)
 
2022-09-10 6:47:04 AM  
Now that I RTFA, I can add to my earlier analysis.  The article is a steaming pile of horse manure.

Sun September 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GQP: There's so much pressure being put on us to impeach Joe Biden if we take back the House. It's just coming from everywhere, the pressure. All these people, all they say to us is, "You must impeach him." We may not be able to resist the pressure
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(252 votes)
 
Wed September 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Obama funny
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(249 votes)
 
2022-09-07 5:17:51 PM  
Self-deprecating humor. Something Trump, his minions, and most of the conservatives who've taken over the GOP have absolutely no capacity to understand or use in any normal capacity. The closest you'll ever hear is something along the lines of, "I was surprised I didn't win by as much as I would, but that's probably because my opponent cheated." *insert laugh track*

Wed September 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dilbert" comic strip removed from 77 newspapers on news that its author can't stop being a blithering idiot on social media
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(247 votes)
 
2022-09-21 3:02:40 AM  
"But that's enough to make people think that I must be taking sides politically"

Maybe the story arc about voting machines stealing votes had something to do with that. Adams can claim it's just standard workplace humor, but he has been a right-wing troll and Trump supporter for years.

Good riddance!

Thu September 15, 2022
(Heartland Signal.)
 
 
 
Just your normal run-of-the-mill recording of the current governor of Georgia talking about banning birth control
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(247 votes)
 
2022-09-15 12:53:19 PM  
Republicans will not stop until they are stopped by the people. Period.

They are not interested in governing, they are interested in oppressing and spiting Americans.

Wed September 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If you got a burning building and you can save almost all the children but not all of them, would you do it? I'd burn the building"
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(243 votes)
 
2022-09-14 5:39:49 PM  
Sounds like a good slogan for an opponent. "He'd burn you children alive"

Mon September 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Idaho goes for Gilead
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(242 votes)
 
6 days ago  
going to be the fastest reduction in out of state enrollment any school has ever seen.

Thu September 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's special judge comes through for him again
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(239 votes)
 
3 days ago  

cameroncrazy1984: So she's punting to the 11th again? Who does she think she is, the Denver Broncos?


At this point it's purely obstructive and she should be removed from her court, pending review, and ultimately disbarred and charged with obstruction.

Thu September 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Queen reunites with Freddie Mercury
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(215 votes)
 
2022-09-08 1:30:41 PM  
Sigh. I'm actually really sad.

Sat September 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Cartman demands you respect Supreme Court's authority
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(212 votes)
 
2022-09-10 5:23:21 PM  
Yeah?

Kiss my ass, motherf*cker.

"People can say what they want," he said late Friday at a conference in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where lawyers and judges gathered to discuss legal developments. But "simply because people disagree with an opinion is not a basis for questioning the legitimacy of the court."

We don't question its legitimacy because we disagree, but nice try on the deflection.  You know as well as we do that we question the legitimacy because of the nakedly partisan appointment process combined with the nakedly partisan rulings being handed down.

And you're part of the problem.

Sat September 03, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you're vaccinated, QAnon expects you to start feasting on the goo in your neighbors' heads today
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(225 votes)
 
2022-09-03 12:10:48 PM  
Zombies eat brains so Q dorks are safe as kittens.

Tue September 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is why you don't send cowards to fight your terrible war
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(218 votes)
 
2022-09-20 5:07:45 AM  
It's not a matter of being cowards. They just don't give a shiat about your war. You put them in jail, and then you let them out? Win!

Thu September 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Queen reunites with Freddie Mercury
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(215 votes)
 
2022-09-08 1:30:41 PM  
Sigh. I'm actually really sad.

Mon September 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
Hero
 
That's one hell of a breakup text
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(212 votes)
 
2022-09-11 11:24:16 PM  
And Trump thought he could manipulate this man?

Wed September 28, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Choose your response: a) "Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder" b) "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing" or c) Other
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(212 votes)
 
4 days ago  
Losing loser who was Putin's footstool who's also the guy who tried to blackmail Ukraine sounds like a perfect fit as a mediator between the two countries.

The only deal should be: Russia, leave all occupied territories and never come back.

Also, fark you.

/strong letter to follow

Sat September 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Cartman demands you respect Supreme Court's authority
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(212 votes)
 
2022-09-10 5:23:21 PM  
Yeah?

Kiss my ass, motherf*cker.

"People can say what they want," he said late Friday at a conference in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where lawyers and judges gathered to discuss legal developments. But "simply because people disagree with an opinion is not a basis for questioning the legitimacy of the court."

We don't question its legitimacy because we disagree, but nice try on the deflection.  You know as well as we do that we question the legitimacy because of the nakedly partisan appointment process combined with the nakedly partisan rulings being handed down.

And you're part of the problem.

Mon September 12, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Qanon is a hell of a drug
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(209 votes)
 
2022-09-12 11:09:21 AM  
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This was apparently posted on reddit by victim before article, J.F.C.

Sun September 11, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
An OAN anchor retweets and amplifies a Tweet from a person claiming to have destroyed several thousand dollars worth of plant-based meat substitute at grocery stores: "Simply slice the packages open and keep walking"
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(209 votes)
 
2022-09-11 1:44:38 PM  
Many grocery stores have video surveillance inside the store. Good luck, asshole.

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