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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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(235 votes)
 
2021-04-19 7:15:51 PM  
Buried lede: WHY IS THE JUDGE OF AN ONGOING TRIAL GIVING INTERVIEWS AND OPINIONS?

I don't think even Ito did that.

Sun May 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we have a South Carolina fire chief screaming the quiet part as loudly as possible
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(344 votes)
 
2021-05-02 6:51:29 AM  
"Dear Police, stop responding to these black neighborhoods. They will eventually kill each other and the fake news won't have a story,"

....

he told WBTV Tuesday, "I guess it was racially insensitive, I did not mean it that way,"


the fark you didn't. That's exactly the way you meant it.

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Thu April 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz puts the pedo to the metal
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(293 votes)
 
2021-04-29 9:05:09 PM  
Yeah, but Al Franken put his arm around a woman's waist while her husband photographed them both, and mimed grabbing another woman's breasts over a bulletproof vest, and when he apologized to her, she accepted it. So, y'know. Samesies.

Sat April 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Go be press somewhere else
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(190 votes)
 
2021-04-17 7:23:31 PM  
Newark all the police forces. Every one.

Tear 'em down, and rebuild them as community safety focused units.

They create far more violence than they prevent.

We need mental health units, and de-escation focused training led by members pf the communities that are being policed.

Not 40 hours of paramilitary training for every hour of empathy training.

fark... this... system... it ain't working.

No more bullshiat qualified immunity, not at the existing levels. Military gear only for mass shooters and terrorists (one and the same really), not for apartment level drug busts with a brick of cocaine or whatever.

If you don't double check the arrest before bulldozing down the door, straight to jail.

And fark these rubber stamp warrants.

Rebuild this system, fark this fascist, racist shiat and its "blue wall of silence". Garbage ass motherfarkers.

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Sat April 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Go be press somewhere else
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(190 votes)
 
2021-04-17 7:23:31 PM  
Newark all the police forces. Every one.

Tear 'em down, and rebuild them as community safety focused units.

They create far more violence than they prevent.

We need mental health units, and de-escation focused training led by members pf the communities that are being policed.

Not 40 hours of paramilitary training for every hour of empathy training.

fark... this... system... it ain't working.

No more bullshiat qualified immunity, not at the existing levels. Military gear only for mass shooters and terrorists (one and the same really), not for apartment level drug busts with a brick of cocaine or whatever.

If you don't double check the arrest before bulldozing down the door, straight to jail.

And fark these rubber stamp warrants.

Rebuild this system, fark this fascist, racist shiat and its "blue wall of silence". Garbage ass motherfarkers.

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Wed April 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why are restaurants having a hard time finding workers? "You're seeing restaurants shift the way they're working because people aren't willing to come back to that work environment"
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(258 votes)
 
2021-04-14 2:22:45 PM  
"... people aren't willing to come back to that work environment AT THE WAGES WE WANT TO PAY."

Fixed for everyone.

Thu May 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar granted bail while the court revealed interesting observations: "It's not the average defendant who can operate in the black web and partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices"
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(241 votes)
 
6 days ago  

cman: Thats a bit of technobabble.

Black web? You mean Dark Web?

Partition their computer and bypass sophisticated monitoring devices? WTF does even that mean? One partitions hard drives


There was some church nanny software installed on all his computers because he was such a prolific consumer of child porn. The reports of his internet usage were sent to his wife.

To bypass that, he dual-booted his machine with Linux which didn't have the church nanny anti-child porn software installed. Then he downloaded Tor and started downloading child porn using bittorrent.

Imagine that set of scenarios... 1) a guy is so into child porn that his wife knows 2) she decided to put nanny software on ALL his computers to keep him honest and 3) This is so common in evangelical circles they developed software to monitor usage instead of reporting the pedophiles to authorities.

Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters may have handed Chauvin a chance for an appeal if he is convicted, according to the judge presiding over the case
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(235 votes)
 
2021-04-19 7:15:51 PM  
Buried lede: WHY IS THE JUDGE OF AN ONGOING TRIAL GIVING INTERVIEWS AND OPINIONS?

I don't think even Ito did that.

Sun May 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
These people are just unreachable
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(225 votes)
 
2021-05-02 11:57:35 AM  
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STOP SAYING THIS PHRASE!!!! IT GIVES HIM AN OUT.

HE'S LYING.

LYING LYING LYING.

Sat May 01, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Family demands 10 million from Capitol Police because Ashli Babbitt found out
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(213 votes)
 
2021-04-30 6:42:47 PM  
They know what they can do with their "demand".

They should get a bill for counseling for the cop that did his job and ventilated the terrorist.

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Wed April 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, looks like Tucker's last thread of sanity has snapped
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(206 votes)
 
2021-04-21 9:09:27 PM  
The Joker's new origin story sucks.

Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hall of Shame contender for Tweets That Did Not Age Well
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(206 votes)
 
Tue April 20, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that police are attacking journalists, Fox News would like you to know that Minneapolis police are out of control
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(205 votes)
 
2021-04-20 5:53:35 AM  
Why?  They're attacking journalists, everyone at Fox News is safe.

Wed May 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
And here we go: Federal judge opens national eviction floodgates
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(205 votes)
 
6 days ago  
The decision from U.S. District Judge Friedrich of the District of Columbia, who was appointed to the court in 2017 by former President Donald Trump, is a victory for the property owners who've challenged the CDC's moratorium.

So if you evict 500,000 people, are there actually another 500,000 who will immediately occupy those residences?

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Fri May 07, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Newsmax: People are saying this is just the third term of Obama. Psaki: Who's saying this? Newsmax: People in the media. Psaki: Who? Newsmax: Different people. Psaki: Name them. Newsmax: Ummmmm *smokebomb* Kamala met the Japanese PM
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(198 votes)
 
4 days ago  

Monty_Zoncolan: When I was a kid I used to do a lot of work in my head so I hated the "Show your work" order on stuff like math tests. Looking back I realize it was only half about demonstrating competency but also half about being able to pass it on.

When did they stop doing that in Journalism school?


Do you honestly think Newsmax hires people who went to decent journalism schools, or who have standards?

Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bad: MN State Police arrest a CNN crew trying to cover the demonstrations over Daunte Wright's shooting. Much worse: The crew's Asian-American producer is thrown to the ground, zip-tied, and a trooper shouts "Do you speak English?" at her
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(197 votes)
 
2021-04-19 11:57:00 AM  
Please notice that the OTHER cops, once again, did nothing to stop this.

Tue April 20, 2021
(WTRF Wheeling)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin convicted on all counts
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(196 votes)
 
Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Liz goes down swinging
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(191 votes)
 
2021-05-03 11:19:30 AM  
I disagree with a lot of what Rmoney and Darth Cheney's daughter stand for, but honesty and good faith require giving credit where credit is due. Good on them for going against the MAGAts and fighting for the larger truth.

Sat April 17, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Go be press somewhere else
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(190 votes)
 
2021-04-17 7:23:31 PM  
Newark all the police forces. Every one.

Tear 'em down, and rebuild them as community safety focused units.

They create far more violence than they prevent.

We need mental health units, and de-escation focused training led by members pf the communities that are being policed.

Not 40 hours of paramilitary training for every hour of empathy training.

fark... this... system... it ain't working.

No more bullshiat qualified immunity, not at the existing levels. Military gear only for mass shooters and terrorists (one and the same really), not for apartment level drug busts with a brick of cocaine or whatever.

If you don't double check the arrest before bulldozing down the door, straight to jail.

And fark these rubber stamp warrants.

Rebuild this system, fark this fascist, racist shiat and its "blue wall of silence". Garbage ass motherfarkers.

Wed May 05, 2021
(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Facebook announces it is out of toilet paper for at least the next six months
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(190 votes)
 
6 days ago  
That's surprising. I honestly thought they would let that turd start posting again

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