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Wed November 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jeff Sessions is out, meaning - you guessed it - we might finally get our hands on that golden Wu-Tang record
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(397 votes)
 
Tue October 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's Christian Rabbi opens campaign event with prayer for Republican candidates, asking God to...WAIT, WHAT? Christian Rabbi?
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(386 votes)
 
Sun October 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump set to define gender as a biological, immutable condition determined by genitalia at birth in a drastic effort to roll back recognition and protections of transgender people because of course he will
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(372 votes)
 
Fri November 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acosta was only the beginning unless the press starts respecting my authority
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(366 votes)
 
Mon October 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump: Million dollars, what million dollars? I didn't offer Elizabeth Warren $1 million. Reporters: You do realize that we're farking writing this down, right?
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(248 votes)
 
2018-10-15 11:41:01 AM  

pxsteel: snocone: Sue him.

1.551% at best does not make you Native American.


According to the GOP-approved One Drop Rule, it does.

Sat November 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Internet is trying to figure out why Fox News hasn't tweeted a damn thing since Thursday afternoon
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(351 votes)
 
Sun October 21, 2018
(Memphis City Moms Blog)
 
 
 
Mommy blogger unleashes on childless Millennials who are RUINING DISNEY WORLD
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(337 votes)
 
2018-10-21 04:09:11 PM  
Whatever your views on child-free versus parenthood, or how old is too old to wear a custom-ordered-from-Etsy adult sized Elsa costume (I'm looking at you, 45-year-old woman at Epcot who made her husband wear a Kristoff costume complete with fur-lined hat on a 95 degree hot day.)

45 = Millennial?

It's time for people to admit that they're just using Millennial as a code word for "things I dislike".

Thu October 25, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mattis expected to sign order sending 800 troops to Mexican border
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(304 votes)
 
2018-10-25 12:30:11 PM  

BalugaJoe: We need protection.


Your folks sure did.

Sat November 03, 2018
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Tallahassee yoga shooter was A) Far-right, B) Incel, C) Racist, or D) It's always D, isn't it?
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(267 votes)
 
2018-11-03 05:21:43 PM  
You know what I find so weird about "incels"?  They all seem so eerily restricted in their lives---like they can't get a date, but then they can't do anything else with their lives either.

I was single and unattached for many years, and during that time I picked up random hobbies, went on road trips, spent my money on whatever I wanted, watched whatever movies I wanted, kept whatever hours I wanted, and generally enjoyed myself.  That's before I settled in a career so I didn't have the cash to do anything big, but if you're 40 and single and you have a home and a middle-class income all to yourself, that should be an enviable situation.  You could build the ultimate man-cave or buy a boat or take up paragliding.  You should be living a life that makes married men quietly weep.

But it's never like that with these guys.  They can't get a date, and they're stuck in mom's basement never really progressing beyond writing He-Man fan fiction.  I guess their problem is not datelessness but a much larger, broader incapacity---they just obsess over the dateless part because they can see it as someone else's fault.

Fri November 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President Trump, meet the Emoluments Clause. Emoluments Clause, meet President Trump
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(277 votes)
 
2018-11-02 03:18:57 PM  
Bwahahahahahahahaha.....(deep breath).... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sat November 10, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most U.S. Presidents would brave a little bit of rain to visit a French cemetery to honor fallen WWI American solders for Veterans Day, but as you know, Trump isn't like most presidents
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(276 votes)
 
3 days ago  
100 year ceremony to honor the fallen. Imagine if literally any other President had done this.

Sun November 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand replies
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(275 votes)
 
2018-11-04 09:28:42 AM  
When our President of the United States is praising a barbed wire fence to keep out the homeless and tempest-tossed, we have lost our soul as a country.

This is not who we are. We do not make ourselves great by turning our backs on the needy in their time of need.

"I was a stranger, and ye took me not in"

Sat November 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guess who CNN sent to cover Trump's trip to Paris, where Donald doesn't control who is and isn't in the press pool. Just guess
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(274 votes)
 
Wed October 31, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
"I voted for Republicans, until they voted against my son"
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(273 votes)
 
2018-10-31 05:37:32 PM  
They never have empathy until it affects them personally.

Mon November 12, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Swift Boater Jerome Corsi tells friends he's been informed by Mueller that he'll be indicted for perjury soon
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(271 votes)
 
Sat November 03, 2018
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Tallahassee yoga shooter was A) Far-right, B) Incel, C) Racist, or D) It's always D, isn't it?
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(267 votes)
 
2018-11-03 05:21:43 PM  
You know what I find so weird about "incels"?  They all seem so eerily restricted in their lives---like they can't get a date, but then they can't do anything else with their lives either.

I was single and unattached for many years, and during that time I picked up random hobbies, went on road trips, spent my money on whatever I wanted, watched whatever movies I wanted, kept whatever hours I wanted, and generally enjoyed myself.  That's before I settled in a career so I didn't have the cash to do anything big, but if you're 40 and single and you have a home and a middle-class income all to yourself, that should be an enviable situation.  You could build the ultimate man-cave or buy a boat or take up paragliding.  You should be living a life that makes married men quietly weep.

But it's never like that with these guys.  They can't get a date, and they're stuck in mom's basement never really progressing beyond writing He-Man fan fiction.  I guess their problem is not datelessness but a much larger, broader incapacity---they just obsess over the dateless part because they can see it as someone else's fault.

Sun November 04, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump goes full-fearmonger, says if Gillum wins "immigrants will be camping on your front lawns"
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(266 votes)
 
2018-11-04 11:20:21 AM  
I'm still waiting for my taco truck.

Fri October 26, 2018
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Detective: Your video equipment that recorded drunk cops attacking a group of bikers malfunctioned, and now the data cannot be recovered. Bar owner: Good thing I already gave copies to the bikers' attorney. Detective: What's that now?
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(261 votes)
 
2018-10-26 03:37:58 PM  

BadReligion: I don't know who to root for here...


The bar owner, obviously.

Thu November 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders lifts edited video from InfoWars to show how Jim Acosta "assaulted" a White House aide
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(259 votes)
 
6 days ago  
The press secretary -- whom we pay close to $200k a year -- is using an edited video to defame a journalist.

Fri October 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible #Magabomber magabusted in Florida
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(258 votes)
 
2018-10-26 11:00:29 AM  

HedlessChickn: NEWS FLASH! or Florida Tag....decisions decisions


We're past due for a flashing Florida Tag.

Fri November 09, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress, can't afford to rent an apartment in D.C. before she's sworn in come January. "Our electoral system isn't even designed (nor prepared) for working-class people to lead"
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(257 votes)
 
4 days ago  

Chris Ween: Compare that to Beto O'Rourke who after losing the election has plenty of money to go travel to Iowa and explore the idea of a presidential campaign.


Yes, it's almost like one candidate brought in a lot more money than the other and has funds left over to support other activities related to campaigning. It's also almost like campaign funds are allowed to be used on things related to campaign activities but not on things like renting apartments. It's almost like those things, almost, but don't worry you still made a really, really special point with only minorly egregious typos.

Mon November 12, 2018
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Ah, prom photos. The awkward hover-hand, the space left between the couples, the entire male population giving a Sieg Heil. Good times, good times
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(255 votes)
 
1 day ago  
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Be this kid.

Fri November 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, this is interesting
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(251 votes)
 
4 days ago  
and Slenderman is there also.  This can't be good.

Mon October 15, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump: Million dollars, what million dollars? I didn't offer Elizabeth Warren $1 million. Reporters: You do realize that we're farking writing this down, right?
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(248 votes)
 
2018-10-15 11:41:01 AM  

pxsteel: snocone: Sue him.

1.551% at best does not make you Native American.


According to the GOP-approved One Drop Rule, it does.

Wed November 07, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta now banned from the White House by Secret Service for daring to act like a journalist
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(247 votes)
 
6 days ago  
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Hopefully the rest of the press pool sticks together here.

Thu November 01, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to the 2018 Fark Halloween Scary Story thread! Does your story scare more people than this week's news? Prove it! Top 10 Scariest (SMART) and Funniest (FUNNY) voted stories will earn their writer a month of TotalFark
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(244 votes)
 
2018-10-29 09:53:21 PM  
Donald Trump is President of the United States of America.

The end.

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