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Thu July 25, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Okay, which one of you Farkers switched Trump's presidential seal for a Russian eagle holding golf clubs?
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(932 votes)
 
2019-07-25 11:49:15 AM  
Holy shiat! I made this in 2016 for my (currently stagnant) domain onetermdonnie.com. This is farking hilarious. Here's a high res version for my fellow farkers.

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Sun August 18, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like someone saw the latest Fox News poll numbers
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(551 votes)
 
2 days ago  
If we had an honest media, you never would've been elected in the first place because no one with standards or integrity would've given the sideshow freak a second of airtime, and they would've called you on your bullshiat from the start instead of enabling you for ratings.

Wed July 24, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mueller just called on Congress to impeach Trump
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(507 votes)
 
Sat August 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Epstein dead, no apparent note from Epstein's mom
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(294 votes)
 
2019-08-10 09:28:34 AM  
Nobody could have predicted this.

Sat August 17, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proud Boys depart Portland protests via childhood conveyance
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(408 votes)
 
3 days ago  
Of course they are in short busses

Thu July 25, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the man behind the fake presidential seal: a disaffected Republican who also happens to be a graphic designer, who "just threw it together" one night. Fark: He believes the choice of his seal was no accident. UltraFark: He's a Farker
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(319 votes)
 
Sun August 04, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson wades into the gun violence debate and...oh my, this won't end well at all
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(380 votes)
 
2019-08-04 04:11:54 PM  
500 to medical errors: If only we had laws and legislation to help fix and prevent that and ways to hold negligent doctors/hospitals accountable.

Ohh wait, we do.

300 to the Flu: If only we had medical research and testing to fight that.

Ohh wait, we do

200 to Car Accidents: If only we had meaningful legislation to fix that, like seat belts, and ways to hold the car manufacturers responsible for negligent faults.

Ohh wait, we do.

250 to Suicide: If only we worked on fixing that issue with mental health centers and legislation to help them.

Ohh wait, we do

40 to Homicide via Handgun: If only we had meaningful legislation to curb that.

Ohh wait, WE DON'T.

Sat August 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Epstein dead, no apparent note from Epstein's mom
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(294 votes)
 
2019-08-10 09:28:34 AM  
Nobody could have predicted this.

Sat August 17, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I wonder why Donny is so frightened of Antifa
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(318 votes)
 
3 days ago  
I feel like the president coming out as pro-fascism should be news.

Sat August 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Epstein dead, no apparent note from Epstein's mom
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(294 votes)
 
2019-08-10 09:28:34 AM  
Nobody could have predicted this.

Mon August 05, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What happens when you post a presidential tweet side-by-side with a mass shooter's manifesto?
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(358 votes)
 
2019-08-05 01:56:20 PM  
You can tell the shooters manifesto because he has a slightly better grasp on proper spelling, punctuation, and word choice.

Sun August 04, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The website referring the most people to Trump's website is... what the Fark?
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(289 votes)
 
Mon August 19, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Umm... thanks?
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(340 votes)
 
Sat August 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Epstein dead, no apparent note from Epstein's mom
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(294 votes)
 
2019-08-10 09:28:34 AM  
Nobody could have predicted this.

Sun July 28, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Anyone who pays for more than half of their stuff in self checkout is a total moron"
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(336 votes)
 
2019-07-28 04:53:34 PM  
No, people who don't pay for everything are thieves. Stealing costs me money, so if you're a subhuman thieving piece of sh*t, f*ck you and may you have an especially painful death, the sooner the better.

Tue July 30, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Democrats have done what was previously thought to be impossible: they have successfully gotten under Moscow Mitch's skin
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(334 votes)
 
Thu July 25, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meet the man behind the fake presidential seal: a disaffected Republican who also happens to be a graphic designer, who "just threw it together" one night. Fark: He believes the choice of his seal was no accident. UltraFark: He's a Farker
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(319 votes)
 
Sat August 17, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I wonder why Donny is so frightened of Antifa
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(318 votes)
 
3 days ago  
I feel like the president coming out as pro-fascism should be news.

Sun August 18, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Thousands show up for Steve King town hall
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(315 votes)
 
3 days ago  
One of those people in the audience brought a copy of Salem's Lot that they wanted to get autographed.

Sat August 10, 2019
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Epstein dead, no apparent note from Epstein's mom
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(294 votes)
 
2019-08-10 09:28:34 AM  
Nobody could have predicted this.

Mon July 29, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz starts at "Jeffrey Epstein? Barely know the guy," blows through "well I only got one massage, and it was from an ugly old lady; besides, my sex life is awesome," and crashes hard into "that young gal was old enough to know better"
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(294 votes)
 
Mon July 29, 2019
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Garlic festival shootings are a white supremacists' instagrammable moment
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(293 votes)
 
2019-07-29 01:48:50 PM  
"I'm really angry."

Boo farking hoo, you entitled, privileged motherfarker.

I'm a 2A advocate. I am a gun owner. But I think that there should be a lengthy, exhaustive psychological and criminal background check before anyone is allowed to purchase a military-style semi-auto long gun like this. Yes, I know it's functionally no different from a hunting rifle; but the cosmetics can tell you a lot about the mentality of the person buying it. I'm not saying everyone who wants a military-style AR is nuts; I'm just saying that mass shooters rarely do it with any other type of weapon.

And not just the gun. I think if you buy an AR and a bunch of faux-military "tactical" gear, it should trigger alarm bells for law enforcement and get you a visit from the police.

Mon July 29, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the future of the Republican Party
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(291 votes)
 
2019-07-28 11:28:28 PM  
My favorite comment on that tweet: "I thought I just liked iced coffee. Turns out I'm part of the GloboHomo agenda.

Sun August 04, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The website referring the most people to Trump's website is... what the Fark?
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(289 votes)
 
Sun July 28, 2019
(MSN)
 
 
 
Turns out Tom Barrack was an unregistered foreign agent who worked with Trump team to remove language from the RNC platform calling for the reveal of redacted portions of Saudi Arabia's hand in 9/11. The president is a foreign agent
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(277 votes)
 
2019-07-28 06:15:55 PM  

NewportBarGuy: SuperMax goddammit


Superman prison sounds way more secure, though.

Fri July 26, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Let's investigate Obama
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(274 votes)
 
2019-07-26 05:17:35 PM  
Republicans did nothing but investigate Obama when he was president.

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