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Wed June 27, 2018
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prepare for more terrible Supreme Court decisions: Anthony Kennedy announces retirement
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(353 votes)
 
2018-06-27 02:20:40 PM  
It was nice having civil rights while they lasted.

Thu July 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
So long and thanks for all the dead fish
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(242 votes)
 
2018-07-05 04:01:59 PM  
In Memoriam 2018
Kristan King Nevins, Second Lady Chief of Staff, January 4
Mark Paoletta, Vice President Chief lawyer, January 5
Daris Meeks, Vice President domestic policy director, January 5
Shannon McGahn, Senior Treasury Official, January 5
John D Feeley, Ambassador to Panama, January 12
Majority of National Park Council, January 13
Carl Higbie, the Chief of External Affairs for CNCS, January 18
Omarosa Manigault, ?????, January 19
Taylor Weyeneth, White House liaison to the drug office, January 24
Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald, CDC Head, January 31
Robert Porter, White House staff secretary, February 7
David Sorenson, White House speech writer, February 9
Jim Carroll, Deputy Chief of Staff, February 9
George David Banks, special assistant to the president, February 14
Vivieca Wright, VA Chief of Staff, February 16
Josh Raffel, White House communications aide, February 27
Rachel Brand, Associate Attorney General , February 10, 2018
Hope Hicks, Communcations Director, February 28
Gary Cohn, Economics Adviser, March 6
Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State, March 13
John McEntee, Personal Assistant to the President, March 13
Steve Goldstein, Under Secretary for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs, March 13
Andrew McCabe, Deputy Director of the FBI Director, March 19
John Dowd, Lead Lawyer for Donald Trump, March 22
H.R McMaster, National Security Adviser, March 22
Joseph diGenova, Attorney for Trump (resigned before working for the president), March 25
Victoria Toensing, Attorney for Trump (resigned before working for the president), March 25
David Shulkin, VA secretary, March 28
D.J. Gribbin, Infrastructure Adviser, April 3
Samantha Dravis, EPA Counsel, April 5
Michael Anton, National Security Council spokesman, April 8
Tom Bossert, Honeland Security Adviser, April 10
Ricky Waddell, Deputy national security adviser, April 12
James Schwab, spokesperson for ICE, April 13
Rob Joyce, National Security Council Member, April 16
Thomas Homan, Deputy Ice Director, April 30
Ronny Jackson, Personal Doctor to the President, May 1
Ty Cobb, Lead Attorney, May 2
Dr. Jen Pena, Personal Doctor to the Vice President, May 4
Marc Short, the White House legislative director, June 15
Joe Hagin, Deputy Chief of Staff, June 19
Everett Eissenstat, Member of both National Economic Council and the National Security Council, June 26
Maggie Cordish, Adviser to Ivanka Trump on paid family leave, June 29
James D. Melville Jr., Ambassador to Estonia, June 29
Scott Pruitt, Head of EPA, July 5

Sun July 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'How scared you are': Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shreds Newsmax host for publishing photo of childhood home"
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(417 votes)
 
2018-07-01 04:28:56 PM  
I love the conservative mindset.

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Clearly the home of an out of touch Ivy League elitist.


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Man of the people and friend of the working class

Wed July 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, threaten OPEC. That will surely end well
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(406 votes)
 
2018-07-04 06:35:58 PM  

BizarreMan: Damn he can't keep from shooting him self in the foot.


I wish he'd aim higher.

Sun July 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's time to go
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(361 votes)
 
2 days ago  

Gubbo: bazbt3: Snapper Carr: 99% chance Trump issues a pardon within hours of Assange being taken into US custody.

I've forgotten, which side is he on?

Russia's.


What about Assange?

Wed June 27, 2018
(USA Today)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prepare for more terrible Supreme Court decisions: Anthony Kennedy announces retirement
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(353 votes)
 
2018-06-27 02:20:40 PM  
It was nice having civil rights while they lasted.

Tue July 10, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"
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(346 votes)
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-07-10 04:07:33 PM  
Another tragic case of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Sun June 24, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharmacist decided that his morals are more important than a woman getting her essential medication
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(265 votes)
 
Sun June 24, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharmacist decided that his morals are more important than a woman getting her essential medication
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(265 votes)
 
Wed July 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every family has a crazy uncle. The NATO family photo shows that they are no different
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(295 votes)
 
6 days ago  
Blatant theft from another thread:

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Sun June 24, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharmacist decided that his morals are more important than a woman getting her essential medication
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(265 votes)
 
Wed June 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
McConnell on SCOTUS vacancy: "It's imperative than the president's nominee be considered fairly." You mean just like Merrick Garland was?
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(270 votes)
 
2018-06-27 02:46:36 PM  
Sorry, Mitch.  Trump is a lame duck.  The special prosecutor out front should have told you.

Sun June 24, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pharmacist decided that his morals are more important than a woman getting her essential medication
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(265 votes)
 
Thu June 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emotional Geraldo rips open Hannity like he's Al Capone's vault: "When did we become the party of child abuse?"
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(262 votes)
 
2018-06-21 09:51:58 AM  
When you became a Republican, Geraldo, you utter asshole.

You knew, full well, what they were capable of doing. You were fine when they embraced Nazis, and white nationalists, and bigots. You were pretty damned quiet when they started encouraging violence against Muslims. You remained a Republican when we detained and tortured American citizens, when we kidnapped and tortured citizens in allied countries, when we opened illegal offshore prisons and "black sites", cheered on waterboarding.

Hell, you cheered on Trump - a "shoo-in" for the Nobel Peace Prize, you said - and supported Haskel's torture record  - she's gonna be the director of the CIA, not the Boy Scouts, you said - so the idea that this was a surprise to you should be considered bullshiat.

Yeah, you were upset at the brutal anti-immigration stance your party took - but I didn't see you do much about it. You're still a Republican, Geraldo, when better people than you have walked away from the party in disgust over what they did long before this point.

So shut the fark up, you two-faced, windsock-reading asshole.

Fri July 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
12 российских офицеров разведки, обвиненных в взломе, связаны с Clinton Campaign
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(259 votes)
 
4 days ago  
New rule.

Going forward, anyone on here who argues that the election wasn't hacked is an open target for rotten tomatoes.

Mon July 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stuttering John has retained an attorney for his meeting with the Secret Service over his prank call with Trump, and it's who you think
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(254 votes)
 
2018-07-01 10:28:55 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: Avenatti is like the guest star who turns up once a season and outshines all the series regulars, and is just there to cause mayhem and turn the status quo upside down.


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Fri July 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hold onto your butts, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to hold press conference at 11:45am for a "law enforcement announcement"
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(250 votes)
 
4 days ago  
Trump's passport has been revoked and he can't come back?

Thu July 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
So long and thanks for all the dead fish
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(242 votes)
 
2018-07-05 04:01:59 PM  
In Memoriam 2018
Kristan King Nevins, Second Lady Chief of Staff, January 4
Mark Paoletta, Vice President Chief lawyer, January 5
Daris Meeks, Vice President domestic policy director, January 5
Shannon McGahn, Senior Treasury Official, January 5
John D Feeley, Ambassador to Panama, January 12
Majority of National Park Council, January 13
Carl Higbie, the Chief of External Affairs for CNCS, January 18
Omarosa Manigault, ?????, January 19
Taylor Weyeneth, White House liaison to the drug office, January 24
Dr. Brenda Fitzgerald, CDC Head, January 31
Robert Porter, White House staff secretary, February 7
David Sorenson, White House speech writer, February 9
Jim Carroll, Deputy Chief of Staff, February 9
George David Banks, special assistant to the president, February 14
Vivieca Wright, VA Chief of Staff, February 16
Josh Raffel, White House communications aide, February 27
Rachel Brand, Associate Attorney General , February 10, 2018
Hope Hicks, Communcations Director, February 28
Gary Cohn, Economics Adviser, March 6
Rex Tillerson, Secretary of State, March 13
John McEntee, Personal Assistant to the President, March 13
Steve Goldstein, Under Secretary for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs, March 13
Andrew McCabe, Deputy Director of the FBI Director, March 19
John Dowd, Lead Lawyer for Donald Trump, March 22
H.R McMaster, National Security Adviser, March 22
Joseph diGenova, Attorney for Trump (resigned before working for the president), March 25
Victoria Toensing, Attorney for Trump (resigned before working for the president), March 25
David Shulkin, VA secretary, March 28
D.J. Gribbin, Infrastructure Adviser, April 3
Samantha Dravis, EPA Counsel, April 5
Michael Anton, National Security Council spokesman, April 8
Tom Bossert, Honeland Security Adviser, April 10
Ricky Waddell, Deputy national security adviser, April 12
James Schwab, spokesperson for ICE, April 13
Rob Joyce, National Security Council Member, April 16
Thomas Homan, Deputy Ice Director, April 30
Ronny Jackson, Personal Doctor to the President, May 1
Ty Cobb, Lead Attorney, May 2
Dr. Jen Pena, Personal Doctor to the Vice President, May 4
Marc Short, the White House legislative director, June 15
Joe Hagin, Deputy Chief of Staff, June 19
Everett Eissenstat, Member of both National Economic Council and the National Security Council, June 26
Maggie Cordish, Adviser to Ivanka Trump on paid family leave, June 29
James D. Melville Jr., Ambassador to Estonia, June 29
Scott Pruitt, Head of EPA, July 5

Wed June 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump signs order to keep families caged together
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(242 votes)
 
2018-06-20 03:58:13 PM  
From the EO itself:
"It is unfortunate that Congress's failure to act and court orders have put the Administration in the position of separating alien families to effectively enforce the law."

He just can't resist placing the blame on someone else, even in his executive order.

Mon June 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president making a veiled threat to a sitting member of Congress that the Red Hatters are sure to carry out
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(239 votes)
 
2018-06-25 01:35:15 PM  
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, an extraordinarily low IQ person,

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of The United States, name-calling schoolyard bully.

He's not just a national embarrassment, he's a national humiliation.

/fark this asshole.

Mon June 25, 2018
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Because yes, we are that stupid, WaPo publishes article clarifying that "Sarah Sanders" is not a protected class when it comes to discrimination law
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(239 votes)
 
2018-06-25 05:11:18 PM  
Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream is coming true. Sarah was judged on the content of her character.

Wed June 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders needs a Secret Service code name
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(239 votes)
 
Tue July 03, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amy Coney Barrett, a leading candidate to be Trump's new SCOTUS pick, belongs to a cultish religious group to which members pledge lifelong loyalty and where females report weekly to advisors known as "handmaidens." Yes, really
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(234 votes)
 
Sat July 07, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, study finds that millionaires fled California after massive 2012 tax increase
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(231 votes)
 
2018-07-07 02:17:46 PM  
That some people will try to get out of paying what they owe society isn't exactly news submitter.

Wed June 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
CEO Permit Patty resigns due to escalated moment
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(228 votes)
 
Wed July 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Then they wrote a bill to go after nazi-punching anti-fascists, and I got a 15-year prison sentence for being a nazi-punching anti-fascist
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(226 votes)
 
2018-07-10 09:31:46 PM  
well this doesn't bode well...

pardon the dudes that violently took over a government facility and fired on government officials, and outlaw people trying to save the republic. Good job, douchenazis

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