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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The truth is coming
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(313 votes)
 
2020-05-10 1:31:31 PM  

AstroJesus: Mr. Graham's homosexuality will come as a surprise to no one.


I think people would be more surprised to find out that he at one point in time was a vertebrate.

Sat May 23, 2020
(Some Shirt Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a new "You ain't black" t-shirt to sell to white people
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(198 votes)
 
Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Y'all Queda determined to strike in US
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(258 votes)
 
Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Takei says it all
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(249 votes)
 
Sat May 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes: Give me toaster ovens, or give me death
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(245 votes)
 
Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We're open to the truth. NO MASKS ALLOWED"
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(237 votes)
 
Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We're open to the truth. NO MASKS ALLOWED"
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(237 votes)
 
Sat May 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
MAGA loves "the black people"
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(231 votes)
 
3 days ago  
MAGA just pawn in game of life.

Mon May 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Armed Black Panthers start patrolling neighborhood where Ahmaud Arbery was killed
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(227 votes)
 
2020-05-11 2:15:20 PM  
So, let me guess, now is a good time to talk about gun control?

Sat May 09, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Da fuq?
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(217 votes)
 
2020-05-09 12:28:08 PM  
Male to female or the other way?

Sun May 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man, the next season of Ozark is going to have a lot fewer people
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(175 votes)
 
2020-05-24 3:20:26 AM  
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I think she's getting a different kind of covid swab

Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that Tara Reade can't prove that she has a college degree, criminal cases where she served as an expert witness on domestic violence could be overturned
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(201 votes)
 
2020-05-22 1:02:38 AM  

dildo tontine: Pretty soon we are gonna find out that Tara Reid doesn't actually exist.


It's Rudy Giuliani in drag again.

Fri May 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: she tested good until she didn't, which is why tests are terrible
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(199 votes)
 
2020-05-08 4:21:44 PM  
Thanks to President Trump's insight, I have removed all the batteries from my smoke detectors, and will only install them once the house is fully involved in a roaring structure fire.

Sat May 23, 2020
(Some Shirt Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has a new "You ain't black" t-shirt to sell to white people
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(198 votes)
 
Thu May 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump signs social media executive order: This is your 5 p.m. afternoon tantrum
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(198 votes)
 
5 days ago  

markie_farkie: More like "Making Skidmarks" amiright??


Fark you!

Tue June 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh shiat Donnie. The military is laying down their guns to stand with protestors. Bonus: In Tennessee
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(197 votes)
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
COVID-19 takes a back seat as Karenovirus takes the lead. Latest hotspot: park where Karen is offended by "Mexican music" and is finally contained by everyone laughing at her. Bonus: the face of the guy with the fishing rods
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(197 votes)
 
7 days ago  

Alphax: Music is international, if not universal.

I was just listening to a band from Switzerland.


Jeez, how loud were they playing?

Tue May 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The "NoFap," aka "stop masturbating" movement is just another way for Christians to try to control your sexuality? This is my shocked face (not to be confused with my O face)
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(194 votes)
 
2020-05-19 1:11:29 PM  
I was just cleaning it and it went off.

Sun May 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
PresidEnt caN't stop obsessIng about predeceSsor, making EveryoNe wonder what driVes him so crazY
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(192 votes)
 
2020-05-17 7:23:11 AM  

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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some childish farker is apparently in charge of the official New Jersey twitter account
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(192 votes)
 
2020-05-06 5:51:43 PM  
Meanwhile at COSTCO :
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Fri May 08, 2020
(World Health Organization)
 
 
 
Sweden has 24,623 confirmed COVID-19 cases and 3,040 deaths, a 12.3% fatality rate. Chile has 24,581 COVID-19 cases, with only 285 deaths. That is a 1.2% rate. Can anybody explain why there is such a difference? (PDF)
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(183 votes)
 
2020-05-08 6:37:26 PM  
It all depends on how you count.

Chile is south of the equator, which means they count in the other direction.

Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's valet has tested positive for coronavirus. If Trump gets sick and dies - the butler did it
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(183 votes)
 
2020-05-07 11:11:34 AM  
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Sun May 17, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People are sharing the last "normal" photo taken on their phone before Coronavirus changed everything
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(180 votes)
 
Thu May 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not an original idea among them
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(179 votes)
 
Sun May 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Man, the next season of Ozark is going to have a lot fewer people
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(175 votes)
 
2020-05-24 3:20:26 AM  
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I think she's getting a different kind of covid swab

Fri May 08, 2020
(Today)
 
 
 
Costco: We won't allow you in our stores without a mask. Protesters: Fine, then we'll boycott your stores. Costco: OK?
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(171 votes)
 
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