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Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Fri August 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
TFG under investigation for potential obstruction of justice, Espionage Act violations, ketchup abuse
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(393 votes)
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Sun August 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now we're at: making a formal DOJ request via Truth Social post. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(300 votes)
 
‘’ 20 hours ago  
By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!

Thu August 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course the Cincinnati FBI field office crasher with a nail gun was in D.C. on January 6. Anyways, he's dead
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(211 votes)
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Sun August 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now we're at: making a formal DOJ request via Truth Social post. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(300 votes)
 
‘’ 20 hours ago  
By copy of this FARK POST, I respectfully request five Abyssinian kittens (ruddy please, four boys and one girl), 100 wooded acres in upstate NY, free, high quality lumber for life, the immediate dissolution of the fossil fuel industry, and a Cinnabon. Thank you!

Mon August 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The MAGAts are restless, angry, and heavily armed tonight for some reason
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(300 votes)
 
Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
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(238 votes)
 
2 days ago  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


LawPD: Whoops. FPOTUS that is


No. OTUS it is

Orange Treasonist Under Surveillance

Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
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(238 votes)
 
2 days ago  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


LawPD: Whoops. FPOTUS that is


No. OTUS it is

Orange Treasonist Under Surveillance

Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
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(238 votes)
 
2 days ago  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


LawPD: Whoops. FPOTUS that is


No. OTUS it is

Orange Treasonist Under Surveillance

Wed August 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago has a mole. Sidenote: FBI thought raid would be no big deal
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(256 votes)
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Sat July 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sir, this is a Taco Bell
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(250 votes)
 
2022-07-23 2:24:37 AM  
If only it were that simple.

Wed August 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oops! Alex Jones' attorney accidentally sent a copy of his entire phone history to the prosecution and when notified didn't claim anything was privileged and THEN hilarity ensued, text by text
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(244 votes)
 
2022-08-03 12:54:41 PM  
Wait, he got the death sentence? At a civil trial?1 Wow, his lawyer must really suck.

Tue July 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Polish folks in Turkey are all out of bubblegum
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(241 votes)
 
Fri July 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Steve Bannon goes shopping for orange button-downs
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(239 votes)
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Fri August 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Warrant unsealed: Documents stealed, pardons dealed (PDF)
source: storage.courtlistener.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(238 votes)
 
2 days ago  

LawPD: OTUS. Bet he just went nuts when he read that.


LawPD: Whoops. FPOTUS that is


No. OTUS it is

Orange Treasonist Under Surveillance

Sun July 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
How David Hogg wards off real life trolls with the magical power of copyright laws
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(230 votes)
 
2022-07-31 1:22:46 PM  
The fact that you lack the courage of your convictions and simply can't be challenged on anything so you take the cowards way out is not really something to brag about.

Mon August 08, 2022
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gentlemen, prepare to unzip your pants
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(227 votes)
 
Sat August 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you think the only bad thing that happened to Trump this week was the FBI raid then you haven't been paying attention
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(226 votes)
 
Thu July 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dead On Arrival
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(220 votes)
 
2022-07-28 2:50:30 AM  
FTA  "How will we solve the big issues facing America? Not Left. Not Right. Forward."

And twirling, twirling, twirling into the future!

Mon August 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pediatric orthopedic surgeon makes the mistake of tweeting that a child with scoliosis shouldn't visit a chiropractor. Learns a valuable lesson in the mental state of chiropractor fans
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(218 votes)
 
2022-08-08 1:21:40 AM  
Are you implying that chiropractic fans are not well adjusted?

Tue August 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know who could tell us what's on the search warrant and what was taken from Mar-A-Lago? Donald Trump could
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(217 votes)
 
5 days ago  
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BUT, if you want to see the REAL List, then you need to be part of Trump's Inner Circle Omelet Team, where a 10,000% match has been arranged for today only. We asked President Trump if NAMEHERE was a true patriot, and he paused for a moment and a single tear rolled down his cheek and he said "We can only pray that once again my good friend NAMEHERE will stand with me against the Woke Transgender Sharia Atheist Media."

Thu August 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Of course the Cincinnati FBI field office crasher with a nail gun was in D.C. on January 6. Anyways, he's dead
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(211 votes)
 
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