CSB: I used to be a high school teacher. One day a couple kids were talking and I happened by. One of them asked me if I knew who Ron Jeremy was. "Of course," I answered flippantly, "I was in a movie with him once." The kid wanted clarification, "You...were in a movie...with Ron Jeremy?" "Well, him and some other people."
(The movie was Citizen Toxie, not a porno. He played the mayor of Tromaville. "City Hall" was my local library.)
See, people? THIS is what happens when his rallys fizzle. All you had to do was show up. But could you do that? Noooo. You're all "I don't wanna get COVID-19 and die". So we have to have a race war instead.