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Tue May 22, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Couple sues 30-year-old son for not moving out of their house. You might want to hide this article from your mom and put a lock on the basement door. Maybe lawyer up...just to be sure
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Hamburger Mary's Orlando)
 
 
 
On Mother's Day, take your mom out to Hamburger Mary's for brunch and that special drag show she's sure to enjoy
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your mom what she really wants: Paid parental leave for all future parents
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Your mom wants to see Avenatti's briefs
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Fri May 04, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's InSight lander readies for launch to TV studio, off edge of earth, your mom's house
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sat April 28, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
America hasn't had this many inches in a day since your mom went on spring break
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
One-of-a-kind rare baseball card of Angels two-way star Shohei Ohtani is worth at least $60,000. Warn your mom when she cleans your room
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man rescued from 80ft coastal blowhole. What your mom was doing at the beach in this old premise is anybody's guess
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mint-condition 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card which last sold 12 years ago for $282,588, now expected to bring $3.5 million. Article to the left, stories about your mom tossing out your cards to the right
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newfound "organ" could be the biggest one in your mom's body
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
AI detects thousands of viruses previously unknown to anyone but your mom's pathologist
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to go to Mars? Start raiding your mom's stocking drawer
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your moment of cute: Here's how orphaned kangaroo joeys go to bed
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Cinemark bans large bags from entering their theaters. In related news, submitter needs to change plans for his date with your mom tomorrow
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Circa)
 
 
 
It turns out your mom's basement really is the best place to enjoy some cannabis
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news Colorado Girl Scouts, now you can sell your cookies to real easy targets without your mom's help in front of marijuana dispensaries
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The Hubble Space Telescope spots a dark storm dying on Neptune that probably smells like rotten eggs ...or your mom
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Wed February 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Models suggest the size of the ideal mammal -- most resilient against starvation and extinction -- would be 2.5 times the size of an elephant. Oh, so your mom
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Tue February 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're running in a Republican primary for U.S. Senate. Your mom donates the maximum to your Democratic opponent
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"For sale: Red-nosed, polka-dotted clown car." Surprisingly this isn't the subject line of your mom's adult section craigslist ad
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