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Fri May 14, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nine wounded in Rhode Island shooting, nearly 30% of the state
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Thu May 13, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
Weeners
 
Giggity
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight on The CW, another role model for young people from a more innocent time is clubbed, beaten, reprogrammed, and repackaged. The voice of LeVar Burton officiates. No Tom Swifties, please (tag is for Subby)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Let's go surfin' now / All the kids are learning how / Come on a Moroccan safari with me ♫ ♫
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
This really should have no explaining to do because they're TikTokers, but why are London teens getting themselves stuck in toddler swings?
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Students for Trump founder will now have a chance to found Inmates for Trump
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle experiences wage hike explosion
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Can't win the game if the (R)eferees won't count your points
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Virginia GOP is going through a Trumpian convention for its gubernatorial candidate
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Sat May 08, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
While vaccinated Americans are busy licking bus windows and rubbing each other's eyeballs together for kicks, Canada's moose out front says "Not so fast, hosers"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Young, healthy, barely had any COVID-19 symptoms? You still got stiffed
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Let them make a Freedom Choice of dying at home or outside the ER in their car
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is doing its best to overrule the voice of the people
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan's response to the pandemic and vaccine roll-out is pretty monstrous, and not in the cute, huggable Godzuki way
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day in 1965 something good happened in Florida. It took a seedy Brit to do it, but still
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN - It's not news that old people get divorced. Oh, wait. Bill and Melinda Gates did it? Look at this trend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Janet Yellen, Markets Listenen
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Wed May 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany aims for zero emissions by 2045, which means there's only twenty-four years left for the sauerkraut industry
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
All my friends know the low rider. For those of you who don't, take a little trip and learn the history of L.A. low riders
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The entire Indian delegation to the G7 meeting in the UK are having to isolate following positive Covid tests, but hey, at least they managed to meet the Home Secretary first, eh?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Snapchat is quietly pulling the upcoming Russian Roulette feature from the next release
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Tue May 04, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'We cannot ignore the violence that is claiming innocent lives,' Orlando Police chief says, no doubt while unholstering his gun and looking around for a target
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eight ways to prepare for higher taxes from the Biden administration, you know, if you are rich enough that this article even matters to you
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
"Cave Syndrome" is keeping the vaccinated in social isolation and browsing Fark all day long
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend is trapped in a codependent abusive relationship with her dog. How do I save them both?"
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what kind of public statement a Kansas politician would release after punching a kid in the balls at his substitute teaching side-hustle, this article's got you covered. And it's EVERYTHING you're imagining right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Peak Vaccine has arrived: as of today, the supply of vaccination appointments now exceeds demand. Bad news: we are still far, far away from herd immunity, and thanks to a certain political party, we may never get there
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How Lightfoot, Pritzker can fight our other public health crisis: gun violence. No word on whether epic ballads will be involved
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(AP News)
 
 
 
🎶 Cause the boyz from Brazil are always hard / come to the favela and we'll pull your card / knowing nothing in life but to be legit / Ah se ela soubesse, Que quando ela passa, O mundo sorrindo 🎶
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Younger, angrier and unvaccinated: "These are middle aged white guys - sorry to say that" says a doctor in a city hospital that is being overrun by COVID-19 cases
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish supermarket knows how to lure in the job applications after hilarious job advert listing unwanted qualities
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Are we finally seeing the light at the end of the COVID tunnel?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
So what exactly is May Day anyway?
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So, just how bad is it in India right now? Holy shiat
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller called Biden's speech "lifeless and dry," which is what would happen to Miller if he were exposed to sunlight
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Epidemiologist Joe Rogan says Joe Rogan's a farking idiot for saying kids don't need COVID vaccinations
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's longest NOPE opens in Portugal
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
You'd get a more coherent statement from a doped-up chinchilla than Rudy Giuliani's attorney
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert took out a space blanket to protest immigration during Biden's speech
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient coronavirus controlling Tucker Carlson defends Joe Rogan's idiocy
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Tue April 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Never fear, white people. Stephen Miller's got your back
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Teeth have become the new boob job.' HEY HEY HEY - eyes down here, thankyouverymuch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Low vaccine rates among black and latino Americans isn't because of a hesitancy towards the vaccine, but because of all the other issues we've been telling you about since time immemorial but you keep choosing to ignore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Maisie Williams is the WWF's new climate change ambassador, and she'll suplex you if you don't try to save the whales
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barack has a message for Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting.' Thanks, Obama
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. sees unprecedented drop in vaccinations over past week
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
To alcohol - The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems
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Tue April 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Since people tend to get bored at soccer games, maybe we should shorten the matches?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Real Madrid president about to see the "and find out" portion of that phrase
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The number of Americans who say marijuana should be completely illegal for both recreational and medicinal purposes is now down to 8%, including 12% of Republicans and 15% of conservatives. Your move, "moderates"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The "nones" are nearly as large a part of our country as Catholics or Evangelicals
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What will happen when we start having frequent sex again? [This may not apply to some of you]
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Harrods besieged by maskless youths flaunting lockdown rules
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly say marijuana should be legal. Also Cheetos and Doritos products taken over by the government and made free for all
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
John Lennon was right
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New footage shows that 13-year-old Adam Toledo had his hands up when he was fatally shot by a Chicago police officer
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut lawmakers approve age discrimination bill that would block employers from asking job candidates their date of birth, graduation years. Also, CT employers are apparently unable to add up the number of years you've been at previous jobs
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Wed April 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"So why use condoms if you don't mind having a touch of syphilis?"
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Tue April 13, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, oceans are rising, fascism is making a comeback, an orange shiatgibbon controls an entire political party, and we can't go a day without a mass shooting. But you should totes still bring new children into the world, it's a great place for them
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Mon April 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can America's history of "civil religion" overcome the histrionics of Christian nationalism?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Judo gets thrown by coaches' behavior
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Going out on a limb here, but it just might be related to religion. And about a thousand years or so of back-and-forth invasions
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Has political comedy died?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The cynical rationale for Democracy
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
Young people in Quebec drive over to Ontario to buy pot, while young people in Ontario drive over to Quebec to buy booze. It's the Canadian way
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move over Ken Burns. This documentary filmmaker goes where no one has dared to go before in exposing the psychopathy of Western Colonialism. How real is it? Well, he even got Gov. Rick DeSantis to show up as a pretty believable Confederate Reenactor
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Khan wants to legalize cannabis in London, seize the Genesis Device for himself
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hospitalizations among seniors declining quickly as vaccination rollout continues. This is Cool for about 2-3 weeks until it becomes just another arrow in the OK Boomer quiver
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you notice the Vermont governor's racism, you're a racist
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Absolutely yes, 100%, next question please
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US economy at fastest pace since 1984, when Eurasia was still at war with Eastasia
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Easter speech, pope calls wars in pandemic 'scandalous' as opposed to wars in normal times which are apparently hunky-dory
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As churches increasingly try to affect voting and elections, voters are increasingly leaving churches
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First time graduates experiencing similar circumstances to the crash of 2008 in regards to finding that first job
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Northern Ireland police appeal for calm after unrest linked to Unionists and the IRA amid fury over the Belfast Agreement being broken, possibly prepping U2 to release a new song titled 'We told you this would happen, ya Brexit Bastards"
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When is an Easter egg more than an Easter egg?
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Troubles 2: Brexit Boogaloo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why are so many young people becoming socialists? Because capitalism isn't working for them?
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. claims that the Liberty University community still embraces him. Sometimes the community even embraces his wife, while he sits in a corner and watches
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More and more people are turning to TikTok for financial advice
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
MTV admits it has a mental health problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Loot boxes are turning children into gamblers
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
DOJ keelhauls two Boston pirates, now barrrrrred from FM broadcasting
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
The UK government has investigated itself and cleared itself of any institutional racism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking forward to that brief moment in time when we had herd immunity and let it slip away, like tears in rain
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC takes a crack at Amy Winehouse documentary
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Tue March 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, I wonder what Rocky was up to before he started boxing, said no one ever
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Mon March 29, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian immunization committee is preparing to suspend use of AstraZeneca-Oxford vaccine. Questions include: How astral is it? Whar zenith, whar? And why is it made of neither oxen nor Fords?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to adulthood, Millenials
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
COVID-19 vaccine trials for children over 12 should finish this summer, and trials for children under 12 will finish later this year. Children who are 12 SOL apparently
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Sat March 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Myanmar, shiat's getting real
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
University of Miami epidemiologists now warning that the Pandemic Spring Break in Florida might not end so well. Florida tag trumps Obvious, Followup, Sick, Stupid, and Asinine tags in massive free-for-all
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(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
Canadians decide the important thing is to leave a pretty corpse
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Can I go to kinky gatherings if I don't know my kinks?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK hopes vaccination checks at pubs will convince younger people to get the Covid-19 shot before doing shots
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Airport Rats is the reboot of Mallrats we've been waiting for
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Start packin' more heat fellow 'Murican citizens, America's great crime decline is over
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Stewart Diggle was almost in Justice League, but we got Martian Manhunter instead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I don't want to be Elfstar any more. I want heavy petty"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ten ways the pandemic has affected the future of the office
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Student loan debt is making it impossible to retire
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Did the pandemic make you hate your kids?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Senator Lindsey Graham on whether he supports an immigration reform bill introduced recently in the Senate: "God no." Asinine: HE was the one who introduced the bill
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Brookings/Gallup study finds clowns consistently overestimating COVID-19 risks to the left, jokers consistently underestimating COVID-19 risks to the right, here we are stuck here on Fark with Drew
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Protip: Just say you didn't inhale
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Something fishy is going on in Taiwan
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
White House prepares to kick off $1.5 billion vaccine advertising blitz. The pro-vaccine campaign will reportedly specifically target young people and conservatives since the rest of you already know better
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's lots of drunk young women out there feeling lonely. Bad news: They're mostly drinking in isolation. Worse news: And lots of them are developing alcoholic liver disease
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Jan 6th insurrection did have one positive effect; it pissed a lot of people off enough to run for office
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Sat March 13, 2021
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
"This is a dangerous drug that will impact our kids. If you legalize marijuana, you're gonna kill your kids. That's what the data shows around the country," said the Governor of Nebraska, making up his own definition of "data"
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Rover team names geological features on Mars with words from the Navajo language
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Thu March 11, 2021
(The Drum)
 
 
 
How a billboard for a new vegan cheese brand is good marketing. Bill Hicks would tell them to kill themselves twice because vegan cheese is disgusting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Israel claims it gave 600 children the Covid-19 vaccine with no ill side effects
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan to seize power from Cuomo may work
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(United States Mint)
 
 
 
US Mint releases Christa McAuliffe dollar coin. Collect her eight bits now
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the do as I say not as I do files: After 2020 fraud claims, Donald Trump requests mail ballot for municipal election
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner Adam Nosilveratu wants teenagers to get paid, just not in his league
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Sun March 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump seems to have finally accepted that he lost the election, and has decided that's Jared's fault
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Sat March 06, 2021
(CBR)
 
 
 
Kate Mulgrew explains why she is returning to Star Trek. Funny, I see no mention of "they offered me a check with a lot of zeros at the end"
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Don't know what to do with quaint little house your parents died in? New services will offer very short-term space rentals: "Recently we've been getting a lot of cosplay customers who come to act out scenes from the 'Demon Slayer' comic"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I'm countin' down 'til Friday come I'm gonna, I'm gonna do too much Know I'm all in my bag, that's clutch, it's your MSNBC discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Looks like we didn't need Thanos after all
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No man alive will come to you with another tale to tell, but you know that we shall meet again. If your mem'ry serves you well in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Younger generations are having fewer kids, and it is leading to a potential crisis on our hands
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Harvard University)
 
 
 
Educating for American Democracy (EAD) is about to release a massive report suggesting how we can restore faith in American governmental institutions. No, "ban Fox News" isn't on the list. Also, they seem to be missing a letter from their name
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Mon March 01, 2021
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Iowa is in need of a new slogan to greet visitors. Surely we can develop an appropriate suggestion
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Some Old Guy)
 
 
 
CPAC 2021 in Orlando is missing the previously strong youth attendance & party scene. It's almost like it's become the party of old white men and no one else
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Fri February 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Playing Liam and Noel Gallagher 'is a gift as an actor.' Not being them is a blessing as a human
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's all cool, man. Uncle Joe doesn't care that you used to get high
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(NJ cops can suck a bong)
 
 
 
NJ cops in one resort town are sad that they might have to actually do police-y things like focus on actual crime, and can't just harass teenagers anymore: "They're allowing kids to do things without repercussions, and that's not a good thing"
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's Episode of Dark Money in Politics: One hate group is behind almost all 2021 anti-trans legislation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller says President Biden's immigration policies are cruel and inhumane. We're through the looking glass, people
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Minister of Loneliness is there for you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been twenty years since The Strokes released that one album that was a mild success, so prepare for the band to do some kind of celebration
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Tue February 23, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
You had one job to do at the school Mr. Anti-Crime Man. One. Job
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, the Corporate Surgeon General of the United States of Anybody Handing Out Six Figure Consulting Fees
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I also wander around naked after my shower and have no problem cooking without clothes" says woman who never makes bacon (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen explains why he's forever finished with the Borat character. Quick summary: People are crazy, and he doesn't want to get shot
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
1963: man drops out of college because he cannot afford tuition. 2021: Same man donates $20 million to the college to fund scholarships for needy students
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Traffic noise will kill you
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Family Research Council President Tony Perkins: We're being persecuted for persecuting those who are different that us
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Settle down class. Now today we will learn how to detain protestors. This may be on the final, depending how the spring riots go
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Almost former royals Meghan and Harry get kicked to the curb by Queen Elizabeth, stripped of honorary titles and will not be returning to Royal duties. That'll show them for going Hollyweird
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA All-Star Game is the right thing to do, according to the Commissioner. As if money isn't a factor in this decision
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Israeli bar offers free drink for jab to tempt more young people to get vaccinated. You had me at free drink
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Pandemic boosts typewriter sales. For you younger Farkers, "pandemic" is what we used to call "new normal"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tacoma shooting growing concern over acid use, although others claim those fears are off base
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A brief history of one of the best cartoons from the 80s: Dungeons and Dragons
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Previous generations felt old when things of their childhood became cool and retro. We've had the internet long enough where early websites are reaching the same point: a teenager in Germany made a MySpace clone. And it's gaining popularity
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Docuseries director calls 6ix9ine a horrible human being, and looking at him, you never would have guessed it
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Mon February 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls launches educational platform aimed at helping schools inspire kids to overcome obstacles, focus on resilience, and drink their own urine when lunch is 10 minutes late
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The NRA marks the tragic anniversary of the Parkland terror attack by vowing to make matters worse
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Get a load of this, Brexit Britain wants to unite with Canada, the Aussies and New Zealand to create the world's 'third biggest military.' The world's Chinese overlords say bring it on (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. Getting so much resistance from behind. Better stop in the Friday MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Thu February 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world is running out of farmers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the heels of rejecting teaching black history month, Utah rejects bill that aimed to teach consent in sex education classes. I'm thinking these aren't the most open minded of people
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK wants to ally themselves with criminals, people who put gravy on their fries, and Hobbit fanatics in order to create a "superpower" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
People next time you go to the dentist and find them giggling, rest easy because they're just laughing knowing you have given a lot of oral sex recently (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon February 08, 2021
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mars or bust: Three missions to Mars arriving this month
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Are we truly prepared for the pandemic's second spring?
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Sat February 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Federation of State High School Associations spikes rule prohibiting religious headwear in volleyball games
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Pop addiction cost me fourteen teeth"
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young, dumb, and full of bitcoin
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Get ready for more Greta Thunbergs, all you olds, because she's the template not the exception
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
No True Conservative shares Marjorie Taylor Greene's wild conspiracy beliefs, lies Sean Hannity
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
48% of Aussie drinkers have had a blackout by age 19. The rest are still looking for their cars
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's just like "Footloose", if Kevin Bacon's character was a suicidal dumbass
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood, after revolutionizing investing for millions of web-savvy young people, decides to run a "commercial" during some kind of a large sporting event on a television network. Ironic barely trumps Stupid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jacques-Yves Cousteau's oldest grandson is building an underwater research wonderland. Unless it's a super-villian lair he's going to lease out
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Tue February 02, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
That bike guy who harassed people who were putting up posters what feels like a hundred years ago got 3 years probation
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Mon February 01, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic has erased casual friendships
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(Some Young Guy)
 
 
 
Flanders adults want to give their vaccines to young adults 16 - 24. Rod and Todd will just have to wait
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Sun January 31, 2021
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How Singapore street food got recognized as a UNESCO treasure. Don't worry deep-fried state fair food, your time will come
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey Junior, new Senior Advisor to the Commissioner in charge of getting more young people into the game, thinks 162 games of four hour snoozefests will get the kids into the stands again
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Fri January 29, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Time to dust off your Walkmans, the Cassette Tape is making a comeback
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Junior is now a senior
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
What's the difference in two IQ points anyway? Asking for subby's former teenaged self
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Thu January 28, 2021
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State lawmakers consider making Suciasaurus Rex the official state dinosaur, although critics say the idea sucks Rex
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Looks like subby picked the right day to quit sniffing glue
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Star Wars News Net)
 
 
 
These are DEFINITELY the droids you're looking for
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Mon January 25, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Viruses now officially four times as worse as financial bubbles
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: *taps temple* Won't have to make baseless accusations of Democrat "vote fraud" if there's no Democrat voting
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
The MyPillow guy wants to run for governor of Minnesota. Sleep tight
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family is all about meat and carbs. I've been forcing them to start eating more vegetables that aren't potatoes, and I've been accused of being selfish. Am I?"
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Look, UK, you chose Brexit. You can't get butthurt when the EU starts courting Scotland (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Today in Scottish astro news: A pud of haggis has been launched into space for first time to celebrate Burns Night
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently, teenagers can "catch moods" from one another. AS IF
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Tue January 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Sen. Portman thinks it's time to do the hustle on Biden's DHS Secretary nomination
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It ain't gonna be easy but it has to be done...time to detox from social media
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Mon January 18, 2021
(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Letter from a Birmingham Jail: "the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: If you don't force sleep-deprived teens to sit in tiny desks in crowded, stifling hot rooms all day, subject them to bullies and psychotic teachers and insane rules, punish creativity and reward mediocrity? For some it makes things better
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Eater)
 
 
 
Bowling alleys being pushed to the brink during the coronavirus pandemic, might throw a gutter ball
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