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Thu October 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Whither Hippocrates?
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Mon October 03, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
User name checks out?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's time to do shots. Also, you should probably get a flu vaccine
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Fri September 30, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Cowboys TE Gavin Escobar succumbs to gravity
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Thu September 29, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why not re-label it a Halloween dance and save money on decorations?
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Wed September 28, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Five days ago the late American mountaineer Hilaree Nelson wrote: "I haven't felt as sure-footed on Manaslu as I have on past adventures"
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Mon September 26, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
When the only thing to save your buttocks from catching fire is a piece of cardboard
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Putin's cheerleaders panic over mobilization mutiny
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
No Fork You
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amount of lead in Chicago's water approaching its airborne levels
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon offers to share porn with reporters. How generous of her
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The incredible inflatable egg
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Reagan's former LA home sells for a mountain of jelly beans
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Wed September 14, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The latest 1980s fad that is making a comeback? Satanic panic. That would still make a great heavy metal band name
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Tue September 13, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man upset that a concert by band known for satantic imagery and promiscuous sex wasn't a proper place for young children
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Cops catch kidnapper, now have to get some law-talking sort to tell them whether the additional charge of taking a kidnapped 10-year-old to a high-school football game is a felony or a misdemeanor
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Did anyone besides QAnon know that Tom Hanks has been dead for two years?
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Sun September 11, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Sorry, we didn't handle this correctly. Next time we'll do this at night in an unmarked car
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Found the problem: No New York Post employee has ever visited an American library before yesterday
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Wed September 07, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My daughter and husband both have ADHD. How do I cope?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Summer has some mighty big pawprints to fill as Falling Branch Elementary's new therapy dog after her much beloved predecessor, Lyle, lost his battle with cancer. Please welcome her & Lyle's mom to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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Fri September 02, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Looming Supreme Court case will decide the fate of millions of vulnerable people that republicans despise
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You are not allowed to put ketchup on your hot dog. THE SUPERIOR ONES AT HUFFINGTON POST HAVE SPOKEN
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kids to prevent you from sleeping and relaxing. College debt to force you to work. Best of both worlds
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Every single case of polio is a threat"
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Tue August 23, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
It's never too early to start stealing your first Hellcat
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Simpsons did it
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As if it wasn't bad enough living in Phoenix
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
"She said LGBTQ students are 'like for example children with autism, Down Syndrome' and should have 'specialized' classes"
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(Walla Walla Union-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Oceans Eleven it ain't
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Wed August 17, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Everything is more contagious in Texas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Saudi dental hygienist and mother of two living abroad returns home and gets 3 years in prison for using Twitter and supporting dissidents. Oh Fark: wait, make that 34 years
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
It's not so much what I taught my daughter when we went glamping. It's what she taught me. And how I learned to be a better parent. Better than you. And most parents. Maybe all. But also a better person. And writer. And writer person
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
The CDC now says if a kid is exposed to COVID but not showing symptoms they can still show up at school
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Tue August 09, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Neighborhood deals with growing sinkhole and new fountain
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Mon August 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The best metal music is coming out of A: Germany? B: Norway? or C: Africa? \m/-.-\m/
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"How do I tell my child I can't afford what they want?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The amazing story of "Skunk," a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist who was also an anti-terrorism guy for the LAPD and is to this day an expert on ballistic missile defense with super-secret-squirrel security clearances
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers decides there is no one Better Than Ezra
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
GOP hates parents, children
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Sat July 30, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New York isn't monkeypoxing around
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Fri July 29, 2022
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
New York Polio case matches samples previously found in the destitute third world nations of UK and Israel
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Robot cats are now serving tables at dim sum parlors in NYC. Don't ask for extra soy sauce as they are also smug and will tear you a new one
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Wed July 27, 2022
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
"Do I tell my husband's younger girlfriend he needs Viagra to perform?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Immunologist proverb: "Only vaccinate the children you intend to keep"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's not to love about NYC's posh private luxury pools in this heatwave, where you pay top dollar for the vomit, drunks, the overcrowding and the feeling it's one big 'frat party'
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Sat July 23, 2022
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Man udderly fails at night driving
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Wed July 20, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A war on all fronts. Not content with controlling the Supreme Court and working to control all other branches of government, the Lunatics are attempting to control all the schools in America
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest trend among the youth: lack of ambition, which has initiated a new era of work. '"I don't want to hustle," said a twentysomething TikTokker last year'
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Now that energy prices are coming down, GOP eyes the third rail
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
For crying out loud, my client is a Trump supporter, your Honor. He's uneducated and unsophisticated and easily swept by what's on the internet. Please give him a break
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Thu July 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newly discovered niece-sister for Elon from his sister-aunt
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK calls emergency COBRA meeting over heatwave, shunning GI Joe anew
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Jane Goodall Barbie has kiddies going apeshiat
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby hadn't heard of Anarchapulco before, and is not surprised it didn't last long. Grafton, NH nods sagely
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I prepare my child for her best friend's death?"
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Sun July 10, 2022
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Racist Zoombomber indicted for racistly Zoombombing
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son-in-law bought a tiny home and it's causing big problems for his family. What do we do?"
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Jan. 6 bullhorn terrorist lady: "Whine whine whine whine" Judge: "LOL, how about no?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The Second Coming of Jesus still not coming for dozens awaiting him in church for several months. Will follow up with the Follow Up tag in a few more months when they wait for the Rapture again
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Thu July 07, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In subby's day we drank straight from the tap AND WE LIKED IT
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Wed July 06, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man arrested for trying to set up Mad Max: Thunderdome Babies in locked car
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Tue July 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
'No Way To Prevent This,' says only nation where mass shootings are planned weeks in advance with red flags online as warning signs
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mom, this Chocolate Listeria Swirl ice cream tastes funny
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida's Surgeon general: yes, our rule forbidding MDs from pre-ordering pediatric vaccine doses before they had full FDA approval MIGHT be putting our kids at risk now, but let's focus on what's REALLY important: stigginit to Biden
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Sun June 26, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boy sneezes out 5p coin he got stuck up his nose 10 years ago. No word on if he's got a crayon stuck up there too (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 22, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Sci-fi movies banned around the world. To be fair, E.T. is pretty creepy
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Meet Louisa, the newest trauma therapy dog at the Family Sunshine Center. This wonderful girl is able to sense anxiety or stress with either clients or staff and will go to them to provide comfort and love. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue June 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: After a huge backlash, Rick Scott amends his GQP post-midterms agenda that would tax the poor & sunset Social Security. Fark: He made it even worse
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Mon June 20, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos
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Sun June 19, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three (gay) men and their babies
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Sat June 18, 2022
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Troll who weaponized CRT hysteria trying to do the same with drag queens
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Game apps for pre-school kids feature multiple "dark pattern," tricks designed to make money off them
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman killed by washing machine as Maximum Overdrive becomes reality
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm lighting the sacred nerd torch, invoking an ancient covenant for times of grave urgency. I need halp with math(s)
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
The deadline for preordering Covid vaccine for young children has passed. Only one state didn't ask for any
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's gettin' hot in here
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Mon June 13, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Purely localized weather that's completely normal and has absolutely nothing to do with global climate change has resulted in 50 million people in America being under dangerous excessive heat warnings this past weekend
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Some Working Poor Guy)
 
 
 
That time Richard Nixon nearly implemented Basic Income
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese IT engineer creates creepy spider night lamp that walks you to the bathroom in the dark. The internet gets a little freaked out about the idea
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