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Wed December 01, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♬ All in all, it's just another stolen Lego brick in the hole in the wall
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The best truck in America is finally for sale
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Selling hand sanitizer to schools has been a good way to make money in recent years. The only catch is that it has to actually BE hand sanitizer
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Oh, sure, satire. That's just what the Satan-worshipping Demoncrats WANT you to believe. I want to see the Manager of Satire, please. Get the Manager. Stop filming me
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(MSN)
 
 
 
WalMart, Amazon, bring us one step closer to Wall-E by making customers dispose of defective products
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple glasses are the latest thing that Apple reinvented
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Assistant Principal works two full-time jobs - concurrently
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study suggests that when evolution hit upon an effective strategy for making sperm move, it couldn't control itself, won't apologize
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Due to tragic death of their former kicker, Bon Scott, on Monday night, Washington signing Brian Johnson
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
There Goes My Hero: Foo Fighters cancel Minneapolis show after the venue refuses to comply with their COVID-19 safety demands (Tag for the Foos, not the venue)
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Today's MadLibs headline: "74-year-old cancer survivor who runs pot-bellied pig sanctuary sets Maryland powerlifting record"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sure, wages my be stagnant, health insurance for all seems like a distant memory, and you're falling deeper into debt, but NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY A HOUSE
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Conservatives outraged that new twitter CEO made fun of prejudice. Once. Ten years ago
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You can now display your NBA NFTs so you can admire them anytime. Maybe in a few years, they'll develop the technology to print NFTs and even bundle a dozen or so in a single pack, possibly with a stick of gum as an extra
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Filthy poors, America is busy protecting you from asteroids and stuff, so no welfare for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods: "amputation was on the table", re how bad his leg was after his February crash
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian idiots take the wheel
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
American democracy is failing and everyone knows it except for America
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Natural Gas plummets most in three years on news I can finally afford to heat my house
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After nearly 16 years in operation, Twitter finally decides it might be a good idea to ban doxxing and revenge porn
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Of course, Trump has nothing to hide. He wants to keep White House records around January 6 secret because he's a man of principles. Not because there's a lot of incriminating evidence, like this, that could land him in prison
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Woman charged for helping her corrections deputy boyfriend smuggle drugs into county jail. Based on her mugshot, it was meth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Euro zone inflation hits a record 4.9% for November before Omicron crashes the party
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland lawyer sentenced to 40 years in prison for not working on Wall St. while stealing from elderly woman
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
The Johnson is this close to plunging into Africa
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody's got a case of the (Cyber) Mondays
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I was made redundant at the tender age of 63, and now to get a job I have to lie about my age on my resume"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's a putz pushing a putsch in Wisconsin
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Hi everyone, it's me, Influenza A (H3N2). I know you've been all obsessed over my cousin and his immediate family, but I just wanted to let you know I'm visiting for the holidays and am really looking forward to meeting you older folks"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Temple takes Carey out of the ballgame
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Pen15 will shrivel after season two
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: Mike Vrabel obsesses over football minutiae. FARK: For a team of 7 and 8 year olds during his playing career
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sales of plant-based "meats" are failing to coagulate from their fermented protein slurry
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Pitchfork puts down the banjo, lowers its wire-rimmed glasses, and takes a sip from its obscure 80s cartoon coffee mug to let you know you've probably never heard of these microgenres from the past 20 years
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
An 82 year old and an 83 year old go hunting, since you're reading this on Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perhaps the reason why some companies seem unable to hire people and/or keep them employed is because they lie about their starting wage. But that's crazy, because businesses *never* lie
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Magdalena Andersson becomes Swedish prime minister. Again. Let's see if she can break her personal record of *checks notes* SEVEN hours
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(Some Wham Guy)
 
 
 
If I hear Last Christmas by Wham before December 1st, do I still lose Whamageddon?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's just another manic Monday. I wish it were a Tuesday, because it's a day closer to Wednesday, and that's a day closer to Thursday, and that's a day I think about what I'm going to do on Friday. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
"If you really want to get down to how insane that number is, Michael Jordan's last game with the Chicago Bulls in the 1998 NBA Finals, drew 35.9 million viewers"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Christmas Price Index is up ♫ FIIIIIVE point SEVENNN PERCENNNT ♫
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer is positioning to become dominant in the U.S. May soon follow NFL's lead and host games in Mexico and England to increase popularity of sport
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alabama inmate who survived an execution attempt when authorities couldn't find a single useable vein to inject the lethal drugs into, has died 4 years later of natural causes. If you can call dying of cancer "natural'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Farking Simulator 22 has more active Steam players than Battlefield 2042
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Americans profit from exploiting the Chinese to produce their pricey toys, then selling those toys to the Chinese. Somebody is bound to have a problem with this
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(No morels)
 
 
 
Coming next year, bacon made from fungi. Amanita think about this
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Material Girl mad because Instagram took down her post because she didn't have enough material on one nipple (possibly NSFW)
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster chooses vaccine as the 2021 word of the year, well at least for some people
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is engaged. It's not her fault you're like, in love with her, or something
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How dare they save lives 24 hours a day?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ethical hackers breach unethical crackers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The best moments from the first BTS concert in two years. Spoiler: it's the silence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My company is closed the week of Christmas and New Year's and to cover the time, they expect us to use our PTO. Is that legal?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
USC has had a bad year in football, now they have bad fans
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Yes, you can get the elusive PlayStation 5 from Wal-Mart on Cyber Monday. However
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time once again for the Monday Fark Food Discussion: How was your Thanksgiving feast? Anything turn out particularly well? Any flops? How many complaining relatives stabbed? Pics if you've got them. Probably not of the stabbings though
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Joel broke Taylor Swift's brain
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I am speaking out today because, as a reporter, it is my job to tell the truth. And this is mine. I want every victim of domestic violence to know: You are not alone. And if you get out, I promise you, there is light at the end of the tunnel"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Goddamn Barryman or Your Friendly Neighborhood Stefon? Either way, this needs to happen right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The police would like you stop filming their assaults, and instead join in. This is the Worst Timeline
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The poor get richer, as two-time Cy Young winner Corey Kluber leaves Yankees for Tampa Bay Rays, scoring one-year deal worth up to $13 million
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Toast Thread. Today is national French toast day, MMMMToast
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Kyrgyzstan's parliamentary vote to boost president's clout, vowel count
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Griswold style display could cost you an $11,000 fine from the FAA. Squirrel in the Christmas tree out front should have told you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Hanukkah! Also, happy Chanukah just in case
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian department store Christmas tree makes a return after 15 years in retirement and OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Arizona Wildcats football coach Jedd Fisch impresses in first rivalry game with ASU, only gets blown out by 23 compared to 63 under previous coach. "I can't wait for what next year's memory is going to feel like"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Larger companies will steal Christmas business from smaller companies, reports the Romero Institute of Profit
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 11PM ET it's time for Noise Factor. New music from Stoner and the story of a how a White Zombie song went unnoticed for 20 years. Also, Dick Valentine talks about taking Avril Lavigne to court. Yes, you read that right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once again, leave it to an English publication to remind us that threats of violence on Public Officials is the beginning of the undoing of American democracy. Yeah, we're lookin' at you GQPers
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
You had one job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11 month old snowboards down a mountain. Hasn't learned to walk yet. Good parenting, that's what that is
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
A huge dagger and a bag of sweaters someone forgot to donate become a survival kit for 68-year-old retired nurse trapped in a deep, rocky, wooded ravine during a blizzard
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Santa decoration was supposed to be waving his hand at people passing by. Oops
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Who knew you could get kidneys at a barbecue joint?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Korean scientists get hadron, insert larger amount of throbbing hot plasma in tokomak
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 is now getting good reviews and is actually fun to play. Who knew gaming companies could still do such a thing?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Nothing like the classics: 50 great pictures of Thanksgiving fail
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beaver hunting season started early this year in Georgia
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Black Friday deals you probably missed
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Talking to your kids about Michigan's 10 year losing streak to Ohio State can be hard, luckily here's a helpful guide
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She did it for the Lutz
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Fri November 26, 2021
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Doin it for the Gram used to mean taking your grandma to her doctor's visit. Not shooting a 5 year old for a social media post
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let her go to the Christmas Light show, she's 12 years old for crying out loud. What's the worst that can happen?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The last good Star Trek movie debuted 35 years ago today in 1986. Klingon justice is still a unique point of view
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
When the apocalypse comes early next year, far-off areas will be scattered with discarded private jets of the wealthy looking for a place to escape only to find they don't have any Starbucks locations
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stock Market Thanos: *snap*
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Another Wiarton Willie weather-predicting groundhog has died. It's like we're reliving the same bad day over & over & over
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro's Olympics chief sentenced to 30 years in prison for, well, pretty much being an Olympics chief
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need the help of a Fark artist to find a gift for a 12 y/o
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I haven't spoken with my siblings in 10 years due to my political beliefs (I'm a Trump supporter) and my decision to not get vaxxed. When I die I don't want them and their children to enjoy inheriting my $7 million estate. What do?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Might expect not even time quantum realm, in the flows as you. New Years 1973 happy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Egypt celebrates completion of 3,000-year-old Avenue of the Sphinxes in Luxor. And you thought the road works near you were taking forever
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jazz musicians are getting younger and younger every year
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Article on "why cultural and political divides in the U.S. seem to be getting worse". TL;DR: Because they are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least the troops will be fed
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Strickland was released from prison after 43 years and the State of Missouri won't pay him a dime for his convictions overturned. He's not going to be OK by any means, but people topped up his GoFundMe to almost $1 million
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In 2020 Canada saw the most murders since 1991... coming in at an eye popping 743 for the entire year. Or as you Yanks would call it, a pretty quiet Tuesday
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
*sigh* higher Turkey prices are not a Democrat plot to destroy Thanksgiving. Didn't think we'd have to actually clarify that, but here we are
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. What food offerings are you eating today? What are you thankful for? It's your Thanksgiving day 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New tests settle long-running scientific debate as to whether clothes found at an 8,000 year old city were made of linen or wool. Fark: Everybody was wrong, they were tree bark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkeyologist details the proper way to cook a turkey, but if you're reading this now it's too late
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Seriously, who wouldn't adopt this dog?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retailers expect record gains of 8.5% to 10.5% in holiday shopping from last year, with higher-income households in the U.S. spending five times that of lower-income ones. Merry K-mas, peasants
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Celebrity willing to do almost anything for publicity doesn't understand why they get so much attention
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the thirsty Brits? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colonoscopy News Network publishes an article about the inside of an elderly man's butt pipe. Tag is for the carcinoembryonic antigen used to test for butt pipe cancer. Butt pipe
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Which dog breed will win the whole show? What is your favorite dog breed? It is the 2021 National Dog Show, airing at Noon ET on NBC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How do you say "Johnny Cab" in Mandarin?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Will the new floats exceed expectations? Do you like the bands in the parade? What was your favorite part of the parade? It is the 95th Macy's Thanksgiving Parade, which commences at 9:00 AM ET on NBC
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some of the Stranger Things ABC's Jonathan Karl has experienced had nothing to do with demigorgons or The Upsidedown
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
47 years ago today, AL 288-1 commonly called Lucy was discovered. While it is no longer the oldest or most complete, it is the most iconic fossil documenting human evolution
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(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Old and busted: White House Christmas Tree. New hotness: Spruce Bader Ginsburg
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Setters in Catan want to declare independence from Spain after refusal to trade for sheep
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The tears of Mets Nation - or the shriveled, pathetic remnant of it - are even more delicious when it's the owner in full whine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Perhaps if the GOP quit acting like petulant 5-year olds, we wouldn't have this problem
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving Eve is a busy slate, 14 NHL games tonight. Will Jim Benning be fired during Canucks/Pens (NHLN)? Will there be a mustache-less Matthews playing in Leafs/Kings (TNT)? Puck drop @ 7pm ET. Happy busiest bar night of the year, Americans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
30-year-old camera can still take stunning pictures of Uranus
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stereotype Alert: Quebec syrup producers tap maple syrup stockpile, but say no cause for alarm...which of course means 😱😱😱 EVERYONE PANIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Buffalonians are desperate for Canadian tourists to invade
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nothing runs right through a strike to good numbers like a Deere
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
13-year-old Brit uncovers hoard of Bronze Age axes on just her third metal-detecting trip. That is so metal \m/
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Three years after breaking up with bitcoin, Stripe says it's ready to be hurt again
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Climate change is a mixed bag. For example, all the little mountain rodents out West are very happy with the warmer weather. Unfortunately so are the plague-carrying fleas they carry with them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
13-year-old makes earrings to protest Jake Gyllenhaal's refusal to return Taylor Swift's scarf
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, we lost Freddie Mercury. Here is undoubtedly the most commanding moment from the best frontman in rock history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Collins Dictionary announces its word of the year, and it's even dumber than you thought it would be
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
On this day of giving thanks and sacrifice for the blessing of the harvest and of the preceding year, the TSA has a friendly reminder for you all
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jackass ensconced in his ivory tower pokes Beijing's Dragon. Wonder who will last longer
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(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
When did Wheel of Time become a pirate story? We do no get to Illian yet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka: screw becoming the world's first completely organic farming nation, we're going green - AS IN THAT SWEET, SWEET DOUGH-RE-MI. And we'll take a carload or two of Round-Up while we're at it
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Tool calculates Thanksgiving COVID risk and the results are LEARN TO SWIM
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Grammy Awards refuse to denounce the kid from The Wonder Years
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving this Thursday, here is your yearly reminder about which holiday foods are unsafe for your pets. Welcome to your It's the Day Before Thanksgiving edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dickie V makes an emotional return to college basketball broadcast. Duke (and cancer) sucks
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
It looks like Fb- is living in China
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You made the Clifford sequel happen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I had a no-strings-attached threesome with a close friend of ours; we're all women, and it seemed like a great idea. But we all realized we're in love with one another and can't make a triad work. Should I divorce my wife?"
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Bad guy slugs woman, tries to grab her purse. Now he's in jail, where hopefully everyone sees this video of the woman's 9-year-old daughter punching him in the face repeatedly until he runs away with her chasing him for five blocks
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did you defrost your turkey yet? Why?
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some Dutchies are intentionally infecting themselves with COVID-19. Hopefully they are at least passing it on the left-hand side
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russia to Foreign Tech Firms: You must set up shop on Russian soil by the end of 2021. Foreign Tech Firms: I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your country's name to stupid letters
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Please hold your color filter of choice up to your monitor to choose your season finale
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
19-year-old North Carolina man arrested for exercising his right to bear spray a Capitol DC cop
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
My Little Pony. What will today's adventure be? My Little Pony will there be exciting sights to see. Where will you wander, hither and yonder letting your heart be your guide. My Little Pony I'll be there on your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Exonerated after serving 42 years in prison? Right, out you go. No compensation for you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lights? Puddle of Mudd singer f*cking hates them
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
News: Tampa Bay Rays are about to give Wander Franco A-Rod money. Fark: He hasn't even played one full year in the bigs
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Woman asks for advice on how to deal with a coworker and friend who is a Farker
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
EA's FIFA gaming franchise/cash cow may be dead after 30 years due to FIFA asking too much for naming rights. Company trademarks "EA Sports F.C." as possible replacement
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought frozen turkeys could fry
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This will be the best Christmas in five years, pandemic or no, for retailers. The rest of us will suffer
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
1800s are now officially history
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Wait if Santa was gay would conservatives be okay with a war on Christmas?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breakfast is going to get pricier next year. No, this is not some sort of Trix
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If your method for slaughtering fish involves "vicious and imprecise bludgeoning", then maybe your business should be inspected from time to time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money 18 years from now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
This just in, Keanu Reeves is still the nicest man in Hollywood. And now here's Tom with the weather
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mosaic belonging to Caligula used as coffee table for 50 years. I'm guessing that's not dried creamer
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(The Record)
 
 
 
Correct Horse Battery Staple
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Privatizing the NHS? Capital idea. Specifically, my own capital
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Expect to pay more for Christmas trees this year, just like everything else
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Sweet Jesus, "Star Trek: First Contact" was released 25 years ago today
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Is your office getting back to an in-person holiday party this year, or just sticking with a pandemic-era virtual one where everyone is in their underwear from the waist down?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott blames millennials with their newfangled cellphones and Facebook and Pac-Man and Dan Fogelberg for their appalling disinterest in his latest gem of a film
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bad: a "dark money" PAC raised more than $360 million last year without having to reveal who its donors are. Existential threat to democracy: which they've spent on funding coup plotters, white supremacists, and college endowments
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Black Widow, who shares the same birth date as the Hulk, is 37 years young today
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(Stamford Advocate)
 
 
 
In Russia you can get away with poisoning your opponents, but fark one Moose
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bobby Flay and Food Network reach new three year agreement, though they haven't determined if they belong in the Food Tab, Entertainment Tab, or both
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
That's my purse I don't know you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two steroid users join a likeable Phillie and Big Time Timmy Jim as first-time candidates for the Hall of Fame as other two other famous steroid users and moronic Phillie are in their last year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The pay is low and uncertain, the working conditions lousy and grueling, basically the only way into the field is through modern-day indentured servitude, and robots will do the job in 10 years? Yeah no clue why you're having trouble finding workers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Attention seniors, why waste your golden years spending time with the grandkids and traveling the country when you can have a truly exciting, rewarding experience working at Burger King
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Mark Ruffalo a.k.a Bruce Banner a.k.a The Hulk a.k.a The Smart Hulk is 54 years young today
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
And now we've reached the point where homophobes have decided that the racists should not be the only ones having bigoted fun
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Does this mean Rainn Wilson as Lex Luthor?
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(TV Insider)
 
 
 
All right, Bubba, you've waited 20 years, it's time to bring back Nash Bridges
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Does America prefer the very tasty fresh cranberry sauce or that awful canned stuff? Sadly it seems we're just about evenly divided
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Bad news: That rock you've been holding on to for years ISN'T gold like you thought. Good news: It's much more valuable
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. As usual, the predictions of Futurama are coming to fruition much sooner than the year 2500
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Uh... everthiing we recently said about supply chain disruption is bull***t. Thank you"
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(Some Hippy Chick)
 
 
 
List of 18 of the most popular Thanksgiving cocktails egregiously omits subby's recommendation: Vodka and Alka Seltzer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These giant 'toothed' birds from your nightmares roamed Antarctica 40 to 50 million years ago. They were often found hanging out with woolly mammoth life partners and lived near garbage dumps inhabited by green hairy cavemen
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Christmas comes a bit early this year as Ridley Scott confirms that both "Blade Runner" and "Alien" are being developed for television. Still no word on that Battlestar Galactica tie-in
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Neighbors stunned when 'good Christians' and upstanding pillars of the community arrested for literally locking up 12 of their kids in a home prison, for years
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
For the third week in a row, AAA releases its annual travel tips for upcoming Thanksgiving holidays. Tl;dr: if you're not there already, you're farked
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
What happens when a 2,200 year old empire has a midlife crisis?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Battlefront 2042 has arrived to make everyone forget about the debacle of GTA: Definitive Edition
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
35 years ago today, Steven Spielberg's "An American Tail" was released. It taught kids about immigrants and racism, and "Somewhere Out There" will still bring a tear to your eye
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The most wonderful time of the year has arrived: The 2021 NFL Playoff Scenario Generator is now online
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Good kitty
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(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Artist known as Japan's "father of kawaii" opens new special exhibition at ancient shrine entitled "Yes, Kawaii is Art" that shocks and squees visitors with extreme cuteness
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Step 1 to fixing the problem: Quit
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not many video games can make $400M from players before even releasing
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man convicted of murder seeks a new trial on the grounds that the judge was in bed with the prosecution...literally
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(Good Housekeeping)
 
 
 
Subby has to work in food service on Thanksgiving. What are you Farkers' best Thanksgiving dad jokes to make sure my customers suffer as much as I will? LGT examples
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(Some Not Surprised Guy)
 
 
 
Gators' coach gets chomped
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(It's All Marvel)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home projected to earn $135M-$185M during opening weekend domestically
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is searching for the lost gems, the songs we haven't thought about in years, the forgotten hits of the past
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
69 year old woman wakes up after 2 months in a coma, due to Covid. FARK...on the day the family was going to pull her life support
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(MSN)
 
 
 
25-year-old man is arrested in Australia for driving on the sidewalk. Fark: He was driving a motorized ice chest
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you get arrested for having grown and warehoused enough illegal cannabis for over 240,000,000 joints, you need better marketing, right?
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Sat November 20, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Why does Kid Rock still have a recording contract?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Christmas tree removed after residents deemed it an "embarrassment". Charlie Brown unavailable for comment
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Now that the media's done the "turkey shortage" schtick to death, they're now already puking out the "Christmas Tree Shortage" schtick. Coming Soon: New Year's Confetti & Champagne shortage schtick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This is Abraham. He used his Make-A-Wish to feed the homeless in his town. Be like Abraham
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(Input Magazine)
 
 
 
50 years ago, some of the most horrific toys for kids were released. Irwin Mainway unavailable for comment
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Born 220 years ago today, photography pioneer Mungo Ponton, whose story is worth checking out just for his portrait
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Teslas are as reliable as their CEO's promise to solve the Flint water crisis
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Wow, our elected officials got something right, unanimously, for a change
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Fri November 19, 2021
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Part-time "Jeopardy" host claims to be vaccinated now. This is not a repeat from the Green Bay Packers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A reminder humanity has only implemented these norms recently. Be kind
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Times up for Times Up staff
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So much forest burned in Siberia this year that it would rank 5th for highest yearly CO2 emissions by country
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's most famous long distance hiking trail just got 1.2 miles longer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
1000s of giant sequoias killed in California wildfires in 2021. That's like 1,000,000 in tree years
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes and Bernie Sanders agree on military spending
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
IRS seized $3.5-billion in cryptocurrency so far this year "where digital money has quickly become the dominant form of payment in criminal cases"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
John Goodman voices the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers on yet another streaming site "Doobie"
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(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
For the second year in a row, the 2021 Transgender Day of Remembrance marks the deadliest year on record for trans people. We could use a hug
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Always offensive Senators Ted Cruz, Mike Braun slam Library of Congress decision to change labeling into "non-offensive" words
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Peanut butter jelly pardon time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige finally finds his new Black Panther
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to troll an NFT owner. I mean, that seems sort of like beating a 6-year-old in a fight, but whatever floats your boat, man
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
You got your girlfriend's 13-year-old daughter pregnant. Do you A) break up with your girlfriend and ask her if you should marry her daughter, B) take her to an abortion clinic or C) try to run over her with your car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apple hopes to crash into the self-driving car market by 2025
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(NPR)
 
 
 
From the "Oh Yeah, That Story Again" media file comes your annual how much more Thanksgiving dinner will cost you this year article
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turns out California's summer fires weren't just all-natural organic wild grown fires. Someone slipped some GMO fire into the mix and the whole batch is being recalled for cross contamination
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dead soon: Nissan Titan full-sized pickup truck
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl fighting brain cancer loves riding on her family's golf cart. It is one of the few things that makes her happy. Fark cancer... and fark the person that stole the golf cart
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not impossible, and that's the problem. 🍊 🔈
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"If the job that you're offering sucks, is the solution really go find more suckers, or should you improve the job?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Thinking of traveling this year for Thanksgiving? Don't
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Topping Verlander, Premier League re-ups with NBC Sports for 6 years, $2.7 billion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's creepy and it's kooky / Mysterious and spooky / It's all together ooky / The Monkeypox disease
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, the greatest album of the 90s was released
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a place to host Thanksgiving this year, the best bang for your buck right now may just be Turkey
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two American tourists fined $900 for breaking into Rome's Colosseum after hours to drink beer. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is the Great American Smokeout. Well, whatever excuse I can get to put some ribs on the smoker, I guess
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander agrees to $25M, 1-year deal to pitch for the Astros, but he vetoes taking out the trash cans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CVS to close 900 stores, save 9 million trees from being turned into CVS receipts
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1883, Railroads created the first time zones, which was kind of like when you dropped acid in high school and were stuck in study hall for approximately eight years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today, in good news/bad news: grocery store shelves will be stocked for Thanksgiving, but you won't be able to afford anything
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
QAnon is just recycling old conspiracies from last year
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Own a Vizio TV? You're the product
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I present to you the NBA Mismatch of the Year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forget Charles and Diana. The most famous wedding in history occurred 40 years ago today
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Airline flies couple 1,200 miles to the wrong country, laughs at them, then leaves them stranded. Was it wrong that they laughed? Should they not have done that?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congratulations if you own your own home, Zillow predicts it will be worth 20% more by the end of next year. The rest of you can enjoy your rent increases
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unionized cartoon writers are quite animated in their demands for pay parity with live action screenwriters
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kelly unloads on TFG. Well, that's enough internet for, well, evar
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Reno Sheriff's Department announces The Hunt for Q
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With an attorney like this, I'm surprised the QAnon Shaman didn't get 41 *years* instead of 41 months
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Much fewer cool people these days than 10 years ago
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Bulletproof formula for turning $30k into $500k with almost no risk. I'll save you the click: 1) Have $30k 2) Invest it 30 years ago
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK running out of booze due to Brexit. Shiat just got real
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now Witness the Power of These Fully Armed and Operational Tangerines
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Out of his mind man with deathwish marries 9 women to celebrate 'free love' and protest against monogamy. Subby predicts suicide within days (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You'd think wealth inequality couldn't get much worse, but you'd be wrong
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dolph is dead. Not that one
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yosemite's largest campground to close for 3 years, undergo extensive renovations, purge of pic-a-nic baskets
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Jane Campion announces she hates superhero films, dashing the hopes of everyone holding out for a Harvey Keitel Dr. Manhattan
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Grandma drives a '57 Chevy ... that she bought new in 1957
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Companies that earn negative dollars in revenue have raised $1,000,000,000,000 in "value" on the stock market this year. I'm sure this can only lead to good things
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian inflation hits its highest rate since 2003, Canadian
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
After 32 years, Hubble refuses to get on the cart. It's like they've got photos, or something
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rates go up, demand goes down. It's not rocket science, Batman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama GOP Rep Gary Palmer proudly tweeted his accomplishment of bringing home infrastructure money from, you know, that bill he voted against
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Forty years ago, an 'Indiana Jones' Rabbi thought he found the sacred Ark of the Covenant and all Hell almost broke loose
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Turning 77 today, Danny Devito's only got a few years left. Once he finishes his birthday rum ham, he's gonna get real weird with it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You mean being told I'm fat by everyone for the past 35 years has been a contributing factor to my continuing fatness?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today, a song was released that would become the bane of one person in every area code in the United States
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a change that will surely not be regretted in a few years, the Staples Center will be renamed to...Crypto.com Arena as of 12/25. Merry Christmas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In other sane, normal news today, a startup car company which has demonstrated cool prototypes apparently now has higher market value than Ford, which sells over 2 million cars a year
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Times Square is open for New Year's Eve again....unless you are unvaccinated in which case you are welcome to go celebrate in Texas
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The 2021 Game Awards are announced. Smart money is on Psychonauts 2
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(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA likely to miss Moon landing deadline. This is repeat from, well, every year since 1972
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Epic CEO wants to fight monopoly by combining all platforms' app stores into one big app store, evidently has no idea what a monopoly is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The H3N2 flu is spreading at an unprecedented rate through the University of Michigan campus, to the point where the CDC sent a team to find out what the hell is going on. Fun fact: the 2021 flu shot covers H3N2
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(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Invasive cane toads found in Taiwan, as opposed to nice friendly non-invasive cane toads. "The public is urged to report suspicious-looking toads"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
After almost 20 years of research, doctors are beginning human trials of a vaccine for Alzheimer's. You did remember to sign up, right?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
US retail sales have increased despite everything
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
How to start your day with sadness for only 0.63 cents
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
TFG is still salty about a Pulitzer from three years ago
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fugu flavored potato chips. That's it. That's the entire pitch
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, top chef Anthony Bourdain shares how he entered the life of being a hard-working cook on "A Cook's Tour," mentions he's living on borrowed time considering his past screwups
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We wish you a judicial Christmas, we wish you a judicial Christmas, we wish you a judicial Christmas...and a subpoena-free new year
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Small-town California water project took 70 years to complete, still didn't win anything at the science fair
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Never fear, my friends. Cargo planes sent from Chinese factories to the United States will ensure there will be no Beanie Baby shortage this holiday season
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
National childcare plan comes to Canada unless your province is run by an incompetent buffoon
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
That "first woman to lead Blizzard" who resigned after two months to "pursue other interests"? Yea, she actually resigned for the exact reason everyone figured
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Don't it make my black screen, don't it make my black screen, don't it make my black screen blue
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even energy vampires have to start somewhere, such as pranking local news stations into thinking they're a yo-yo master
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
One of the few times asking an adult 'what does a tickle look like?' doesn't end up a guest spot on Maury, or a really awkward Thanksgiving
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
+1000 social credits for Alfa Romeo
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
When the series is no longer profitable?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since yesterday was National Clean Out The Fridge Day, here's how to make Century Eggs, sometimes mislabeled as Thousand Year Old Eggs
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer who tried to overturn the 2020 election gets named to US Election Assistance Commission. Next up: appointing Joey Chestnut to the National Hot Dog Preservation Council
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The 38-year-old man appeared to be in perfect health until one night when his wife awoke to find him on the floor, shaking and "speaking gibberish." This could be you if you eat raw or undercooked critters. Wez lookin' at you sushi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Popeye's, Burger King, Tim Horton's, and now Firehouse Subs. The Fantastic Four?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My grandmother revealed to me she was sexually active in her early teenage years in the 1930s. How do I process this news?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite Western music being banned in the country for 40+ years, these women risk public floggings and jail time to shred it up every night in Iran's underground metal scene. Now THAT is SO metal
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge says he's helpless in preventing the release of 'Tiger King 2'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon defends "Baby It's Cold Outside" because it's that time of year
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ceiling Facebook is watching your kids. Again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wyoming GQP excommunicates Liz Cheney
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Schrödinger's rickroll
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Mon November 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm gonna light your tree. Mama said, "Light your tree"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson to direct Lethal Weapon 5. We're ALL gettin' too old for this sh*t
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Due to a microchip shortage, General Motors will be removing heated seats and steering wheels from new vehicles. Forgive if I'm wrong but aren't steering wheels kinda important?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United Airlines resumes selling hard liquor... 'cause you're gonna need it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Applebee's going all "How do you do, fellow kids?" with Cheeto flavored wings for Gen-Z. Bonus: Video voiceover is definitely Cecily Strong doing her Judge Jeanine Pirro voice
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The century's longest eclipse is coming (the longest in 580 years, actually). It's a partial lunar eclipse of what's hilariously called a Micro-Beaver Moon. Yes, that's the actual name. Get ready to see red
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(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Man tries to ride bike under parking arm gate at resort, manages to get hit when it closes. Does he A: Ride away unscathed? B: Go to a hospital for treatment? or C: Sue the resort because 'No one had told him not to do it'?
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Nine Inch Nails. New hotness: Nine inch Peanut Butter Cup
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old girl visits Mirror of Venus, gets disease of Venus as souvenir
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute
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(CNBC)
 
Weeners
 
CEO blows his Splunk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Jamal has since spent every Thanksgiving with his new pal - and this year will mark his sixth time visiting Wanda for dinner"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gadhafi's son announces candidacy for president of Libya. I'm sure that will work out just fine. After all, he's just as in tents
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"On the night of prom, his hard work and optimism paid off when he was crowned senior year's homecoming king in front of the entire school"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-one) announces he won't seek re-election
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Spicy Hermit Cookie Day, so find that one angry guy who keeps to himself and give him a cookie
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(WTVB Branch County)
 
 
 
WeDontWork
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Traveling for Thanksgiving? Expect even more of a nightmare than usual. Yes, MAGAts and anti-vaxxers are (partially) to blame
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the New York Jets have reached a new low
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi releases first solo album at 63 years old, a blink of the eye for a Time Lord
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Humperdinck struck with serious illness, cancels tour. Inconceivable
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Welcome to this year's Rockville festival. Now with added water sports
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman who trespassed at Mar-a-Lago deported to China. Says she's not from there
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Sun November 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎵All is quiet, on New Years Day. The coup is plotted, it's underway. And I've got a memo, a memo, a memo for Pence detailing how to stay. I sent it to him, on New Year's Day🎵
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans aren't content with just spreading COVID this winter season
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Fred Haise, LMP of Apollo 13 and one of 24 people to see the lunar Far Side. He also commanded the Enterprise (yeah really) and would have commanded a Shuttle mission to rescue Skylab if the Shuttle had not been delayed by years
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Is the US heading towards a new Civil War? Short answer: No. Long answer: More like years of sporadic violent skirmishes as the Unites States slowly and painfully dissolves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year where we need to remind truckloads of idiots that the president has virtually no power to affect gas prices
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Plow driver shortages = easier lockdowns. At least that'll be the spin
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Wow, Pokemon is 25 years old now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samsung to release 52 smartphone models next year, also known as throwing things at the wall and hoping something sticks
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rudolph the Dent-Head Reindeer to get start vs. Lions as COVID-19 knocks out sex offender
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Amazon crushes another unionization effort
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The percentage of Republicans who believe that Trump will be reinstated as president before the next election is increasing. Let that sink in
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(The Sun (Ireland))