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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix has decided to make peace with its biggest self-proclaimed rival
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Brexit has given the UK back its independence and boosted innovation," says man that moved his company to Singapore in 2019
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada was just ranked the best country in the world. Sorry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Coinbase CEO says regulation is one of the biggest threats to crypto." thatsthejoke.jpg
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former 'Bachelor' star now a shoo-in for new starring role in the upcoming reality show 'Confirmed Bachelor'
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor: The vibrating poster in my house is a godly miracle. Reality: The poster is vibrating because of the a/c unit. Pastor: Nu-uh, it's a godly miracle
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(AP News)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McMandating McAnti-harassment training worldwide. Is that the right McThing to do? "It's just what society is expecting," says the McCEO
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Air New Zealand is weighing passengers, as well as their luggage. Just one person at a time please, sir
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Tue April 13, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Donald and Mickey's long nightmare is over as Disney allows workers to uncover tattoos
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga pleased with requests for ArtPop II: Electric Boogaloo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sure, oceans are rising, fascism is making a comeback, an orange shiatgibbon controls an entire political party, and we can't go a day without a mass shooting. But you should totes still bring new children into the world, it's a great place for them
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Millionaire entrepreneur and mom creates $100k PTO Fund to gift 50 other moms $2k each to ditch their kids on this coming Mothers' Day
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Costco finally has a plan to bring back their free samples and all is right again with the world
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Some drink to remember; some drink to forget
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Movie theaters close. Water wet. Hulu, Netflix, and Disney+ exist. Sky blue
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Most Guinness World Records are completely inane. Some are insanely cool. This one is both
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the United Empire strike back against LIJ? Can Toru Yano & Tanahashi get revenge on Dick Togo & Gedo? How dead will Minoru Suzuki make Gabriel Kidd? Road to Wrestling Dontaku 2021 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The World Rally Championship at the Nurburgring next year? This is the (timed) way
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Buttigeig hoping cruising can commence this summer. Yeah The Advocate knew exactly what they were doing with that headline
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison reminds his employees just how rich he is in an email assuring them that he'll be permanently living on his private Hawaiian island, and that the $80 million mansion he just bought in Florida will be "torn down"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The nation's - nay, the WORLD's - best Mexican food restaurant files for bankruptcy
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A $15bil French water and waste utility merger is agreed to, which explains a lot of ze stereotypes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The kick heard around the world"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
India predicted to be the 'next Brazil' as COVID-19 cases skyrocket due to overcrowding and complacency. You really don't want to be labelled that during this pandemic
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
IBM spinoff company to be named Kyndryl. The name is inspired in part by "tendril", which means "parasitic creeper". Sounds about right
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
IBM spinoff company to be named Kyndryl. The name is inspired in part by "tendril", which means "parasitic creeper". Sounds about right
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stand-up comedian's ill-timed Prince Philip joke falls flat, like dead flat after audience member tells him the Duke had died
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In what seems like the plot of a bad Sci-Fi movie, Tim Horn says that in 2029, an asteroid carrying an alien virus will hit the earth, and the anti-christ will come into power
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Sun April 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
How Trump of the South out Trumped Trump of the North and became the world's worst COVID leader
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The pandemic hasn't been bad for everyone, there are over 600 more billionaires now than there were before it began
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Lightning bolt 1, Tree 0
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that LG is out of the way, surely Samsung will dominate the smartphone mar... oh lawdy
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida, man
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you could only drive cars introduced the year you were born, how screwed would you be? Asking for an AMC Gremlin friend
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The global economy is headed towards a dark and stormy night
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bad: There's something called the "doomsday glacier." Worse: It's becoming more unstable. Worst: It could collapse soon and raise sea levels worldwide, queuing a deluge of Kevin Costner meme pics
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sad photo showing the reality for COVID patients being treated in hospital captivates the world
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will LIJ or the UE survive an Elimination Match? Can Tanahashi & CHAOS dodge the Bullet Club? When will Uemura jumping Suzuki stop being funny? The Road to Wrestling Dontaku 2021 starts @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri April 09, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's brother decides that they want to be as cool as the USA
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Move over, van life. Boat life is here. Let this totally normal family who's just like yours in every way share how they escaped "uneventful and routine" lives to travel the world on their own yacht. "That's the beauty of boat life, it is so unknown"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"April 9th is a glorious anniversary: the day Gen. Ulysses S. Grant, Commanding General of the US Army, received the surrender of Robert E. Lee, a renegade US Army Colonel who was a leader of a violent rebellion against the United States"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Levi's declares Skinny Jeans officially dead. Our long national nightmare is over
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier on your brain than figuring out some of the moon logic in classic point & click adventure games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3 out of 10: Season 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite mods?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There is no greater racist trope than that of the drug-crazed Black man
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Invasive species of dangerous giant African snails going faster than they should be seized at NYC airport
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
World renowned horticulturist and fruit breeder 'Mango Man' creates his crowning achievement, a mango tree that produces 300 different varieties
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(Axios)
 
 
 
America goes boom like that for the first time since 1946
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Thu April 08, 2021
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis sues CDC over its no-sail order on cruise ships because billions for businesses always trumps thousands of COVID deaths
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2030: I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's estate announces "Welcome 2 America" will be released in July, an album apparently recorded circa 2010-2011. It will include a live performance from LA in 2011
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gaston from Beauty and the Beast is Disney's best villain. Prove me wrong
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(Duck swaddle)
 
 
 
Swaddling a baby is the only way to rear one correctly and quite frankly the only way to go. If you don't swaddle your baby, you will be stopped on the street and scorned
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Texas man becomes the first person to run from Disneyland to Disney World, a journey of about 2,761 miles. Probably the last, too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Angel Hernandez did not get any better at his job during the offseason
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MacGyver can't paperclip and embalming fluid his way out of this one
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
In a world were everyone is wearing masks, today's bank robber has to do that little extra to get noticed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ynet)
 
 
 
The chosen ones are back. Data shows world's Jewish population now as high as in 1925. Or, as my Jewish mother would note, the population is just now catching up from the effects of the Holocaust so when are you giving me a grandchild?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Animal expert Jack Hanna diagnosed with dementia. Thankfully he passed a ton of knowledge on to others in his day
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
China warns Washington not to boycott Winter Olympics, claiming it would be a shame if all those human skulls they used to line the luge track with were to be wasted
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
$2,400 for 24 hours of true crime binge-watching? Count Subby in
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
$2,400 for 24 hours of true crime binge-watching? Count Subby in
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Considering recent sales of a 2000 Tom Brady rookie card and a gem mint 1993 Black Lotus card, the price of this 1938 comic book fails to impress
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with world's longest fingernails cuts them off. Is looking forward to doing things like typing, threading needles, wiping
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Prince William beats Mike Tyson, Jason Statham to be named world's sexiest bald guy. The Sun is there (no doubt to give then sunburn)
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Microsoft resurrects its first ever logo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cat poop coffee taste test will turn your stomach
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
People have gotten so used to working from home that 34% say they'd start looking for a new job if they have to start going into an office again
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
If you ever needed a reason to drink a bunch on a Wednesday, this is it: today is National Beer Day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What is Mike Pence's 2024 move?
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
America should vaccinate the world
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(Some Mouse)
 
 
 
How the hell did "It's a Small World" make this list? And now you have the damn song stuck in your head
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Uh, that's rather oddly specific, but... okay
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Over the last four years, the Trump Administration discarded the tradition of open hearings on World Wide Threats, when it displeased the former president to have his preferred views of rival nations contradicted by agency heads,". Not anymore
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(MSN)
 
 
 
But I-5's still all cracked and broken / Sorry mom, the mob has spoken / Monorail... Monorail.... MONORAIL
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have decided that a Bronze Age slab discovered in 1900 is the oldest map in Europe and are now trying to figure out how to fold it
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
What A Wonderful World
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Honey, would you pick me up some rosemary and sea salt kettle cooked pork rinds at Cost Plus World Market? Yes, the hideous, rancid and horrible kind. Honey?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stock up on food buckets, the Covid-19 test is a smokescreen for zombies
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia owes subway workers billions of dollars. Man, that's a lot of five dollar foot longs
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's a sad day in The Neighborhood as series creator Jim Reynolds leaves the show after three years
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The latest weird trend people are using to fight their boredom: Hula Hoops?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony launches global, multi-platform content company: "Worldwide Prestige"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Right, like I'm gonna take advice from guys who smash their medical instruments after every crisis
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Whose turn was it to feed the cat, Honey?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Twitter person: "Horror cannot be set in space." Event Horizon gazes in pity, the Alien facepalms before climbing into the air duct and I think I hear a doomed spacewalker and doctor working on a virus that needs to be contained in the lab chuckling
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Largest container ship to ever call at a Florida port arrives in Miami. Doesn't get stuck
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Neuralink Co-Founder Says We Have the Tech to Build an Actual Jurassic Park. That is one big pile of shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US economy at fastest pace since 1984, when Eurasia was still at war with Eastasia
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The world has a new crisis on its hands: Khloe Kardashian is demanding a 'leaked' unedited bikini photo of her be 'scrubbed from the internet' and replaced with an edited one
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
GM confirms all-electric Silverado. Bros everywhere rush to repurpose their JL Audio systems to play the sound of Flowmasters out the window
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dating emergency: Tinder is DOWN in the UK and US leaving singles confused, scared they might have to hook up old school
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's mosey down the street of 1940s 'merikuh to the corner store for a sodie-pop
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Amazon illegally fired employees who spoke out against the company's draconian working conditions. What a pisser
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Easter speech, pope calls wars in pandemic 'scandalous' as opposed to wars in normal times which are apparently hunky-dory
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(Some Pizza Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day. Casserole jokes to the right. Delicious, cheesy casserole jokes
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Genesis breaks a world record for the most drones in the air tonight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are now hearing this endorsement of Covid vaccination in Morgan Freeman's voice. Titty sprinkles
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Homesick Irishman living in Canada does what any good Irishman would do, turns his garage into an authentic Dublin pub
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT 5 minutes of behind-the-scenes from 'Blade' (1998)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dan Brown seen furiously taking notes, Columbia Pictures seen getting out their checkbook (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Flash Drive Day, so take off your pants, get your trenchcoat, and let's hit the road
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
My electrical cords are chewed on, there is pee on my floor, and my children all have band-aids on their fingers
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Adam Morrison on the call for Gonzaga as Jalen Suggs banks it in. Perhaps just a bit of redemption all these years later
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(WPDH)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop in Poughkeepsie combines three things you already love: grilled sandwiches, donuts, and ice cream, thus inventing the doughnini. Ta-da
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Musician Morris Dickerson, who co-founded War, has died of undisclosed cause, presumably death (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Archie)
 
 
 
Betty in High School 2021AD... yes *that* Betty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember that Jordan Spieth guy who used to be the #1 golfer in the world? Apparently he remembered something about himself - how to win a golf tournament
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It is only logical to mark First Contact Day decades early and to ignore that little incident on Mars late in the 24th century. Tag is for as close as we have to Trek
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A review of the new pickle panko corndog at Disney world
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The pandemic is still spreading, while the social and economic crisis remains severe. Nonetheless, armed conflicts have not ended, and military arsenals are being strengthened. When it comes to military spending, we need to lighten up." -- Francis
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Journey band members amicably learn how to go their separate ways
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi be a 1-and-Done World Champ? Can Roppongi 3K regain the Jr. Tag Team Titles? Who is the newest member of the United Empire? SAKURA GENESIS 2021 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Like Idiocracy, but without the garbage being carefully gathered into a landfill
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Once you have seen this skiing Flanders figurine, you will never ever be able to unsee it
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old: Suez canal blocked by giant ship... New: Amsterdam canal blessed with giant pink cake
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Darth Vader actually sees through his helmet? If so, you're probably a big nerd, NTTAWWT
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kyle MacLachlan doesn't yet know of the existence of flat screen televisions and perspective
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feel like taking a slow boat to nowhere? Freighter travel might be for you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feel like taking a slow boat to nowhere? Freighter travel might be for you
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Sealed copy of Super Mario Bros fetches $660,000 at auction. Mad dash to find old cartridges you forgot about in your parents' attic to commence in 3... 2... 1
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Boy born with 3 penises. Condoms will fit like a glove
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How ready are you to introduce your pandemic baby to the world?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If ABC decides to renew the Wide World of Sports franchise, this guy should replace Vinko Bogataj as the agony of defeat
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Prophet Elijah (no not that one) claims Donald Trump is a divine messenger of God and will bring about God's 'eternal kingdom'
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Video
 
News: Jethro Tull release new music video. Fark: for 'Aqualung'
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen the Great Barrier Reef in person by now, you probably won't get to
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Venice bans cruise ships over 40,000 tons from city center's main square, following the lead of, well, every other city in the world
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Emilio Estevez has one regret, and that regret is Maximum Overdrive
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good god, America, "we're so close to the end, let's ruin it" was SNL, not PSA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist who transformed himself into the world's first cyborg says he has exceptional quality of life, wants to join the justice league
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The owner of Liberty Steel asks creditors not to pull the plug, reminding them it's not like they're Cuba's Corleone-Roth Co. in December 1958
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Still a Cupcake
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Data suggests vaccinated people can't carry COVID-19. World's longest "YEAH BOY".mp3 goes here
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(Newegg)
 
 
 
Just what any true FARKER needs, a Gaming PC and a booze dispenser in one
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(Some Fish Head)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is 'That Guy on the Cross' day. Regardless of your religion, It's a good opportunity for something special for dinner. Examples to the left, your traditions or creativity to the right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The wonderfully bizarre world of VHS gaming
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last time Macedonia won this big it was some guy named Alexander defeating the Persian Empire
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Wed March 31, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1959, the Dalai Lama began exile, fleeing Chinese oppression and bringing total consciousness to golf caddies world wide
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe will be fightin' around the Asgardian worlds in next Thor movie
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The past week saw the passing of a legendary writer, Beverly Cleary, who brought happiness to many of us and made the world a better place. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, In Memoriam Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're being name checked by the richest man in the world? Asking for a friend
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because 'Murica, the demand for life-saving Covid vaccines is already waning in some parts of the country
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman isn't chopping down the World Tree yet
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Botanists Describe Scariest Plants In The World
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Is Disneyland banning screaming on rides because of COVID19? Maybe we won't have California screamin' anytime soon
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rare 1944 German 'King Tiger' tank restored in Full
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Invest your money in Boone's Farm and red Solo cups now, because when the pandemic's finally over, they'll sell out fast
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso had nothing to be glad about in his F1 comeback race - DNFing is a hefty toll
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google throws some pocket change at European fake news while continuing to feast on delicious american cheese
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fender unveils new Joe Strummer guitar line. It will clash with the Mick Jones line
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can Americans travel anywhere in the world they want?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
BBC takes a crack at Amy Winehouse documentary
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV starting on June 20th
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Tue March 30, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Joe Dirt don't need no education anyway
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Captain Underpants caught with his pants down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The world now has a new navigational crisis as a barge in the UK gets wedged in canal causing a £0-a-day trade problem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese police close down group selling cheats to video games. Customers paying fees starting at $10 A DAY helped gang make $76 million in a year
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(Johns Hopkins University)
 
 
 
California has administered more covid vaccinations to people than the entire population of 47 other states. And it's still among the states with the lowest vaccination rates to date. How does your state match up?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
12-year-old wins TikTok blackout challenge world championship
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks Guinness world record by watching 'Avengers Endgame' 191 times in row. No word if he'll join team as 'Super Nerd' with amazing powers of...being a nerd
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a mafia fugitive from the law hiding your face in your YouTube cooking video is a great idea however you should probably also hide your very distinctive tattoos
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spotify just invented talk radio
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
New Japan Pro Wrestling reveals its brand-new IWGP World Heavyweight Championship belt, and it... um, exists, I guess
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Pencil Day, a day to remember you're not always supposed to be playing with your pens
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet the world's premiere My Little Pony superfan. She'll sow discord to get a rarity
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ol' Crazy Eyes ratchets the projection up to "Mega Imax"
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Entitled chunk of screeching garbage finally meets her first consequence and bawls about it, chapter eleventy-billion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coolest spots to get a COVID shot: Poets' Corner in Westminster Abbey, the foot of Rio's Christ the Redeemer Statue, Swiss tour boats, Aqueduct Racetrack, Yankee Stadium, Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and some random clinic but with Yo-Yo Ma on cello
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(BBC)
 
 
 
World famous blues impresario 'Spongy Roads' is making a comeback in Slough. I think. I didn't really read the article
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
North Korean despot Kim Jong-un now preparing to launch submarine nuke missile capable of striking water ANYWHERE in the world
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Know how gas prices tend to spike when oil supplies suddenly drop? WELL THIS IS LITERALLY ELEVENTY MILLION TIMES WORSE
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
For you history nerds out there, in the run up to WW2, the major militaries of the world pushed to create this new ship idea, the Aircraft Carrier. In other news, South Korea is looking to enter the market
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Mauna Loa isn't just a brand of tasty, tasty macadamia nuts, it's also the world's largest volcano, making up roughly half the land mass of The Big Island in Hawaii. Oh and recent Seismic activity suggests it is "waking up". Ruh-roh
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
54-year-old Croatian man holds his breath for over 24 minutes in swimming pool, breaks own world record for the longest time breath held underwater
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
From Russia - with love? Maybe NSFW - definitely WTF
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Walton reminding the world how many joints he's smoked
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Some Farkers, especially on the West Coast, might still be asleep at 8 AM CDT. But if you can, take a knee for George Floyd at the start of the Chauvin trial at that time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel proves to the world that she actually has a forehead
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(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Unblock like an Egyptian
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Sun March 28, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
In the follow-up to the follow-up to the follow-up, our world navigational nightmare may soon be over: Suez Canal container ship has been moved 100 feet, propellers restarted and could be freed by tonight
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Diamond and Silk question Biden's cognitive abilities. thatsthejoke.jpg
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just because people are starting to get vaccinated, that doesn't mean things are about to get back to normal. And that's not even taking into account all the new variants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You may not have the Monet you need to get Degas to travel to the Louvre, but don't worry - they've put the entire art collection online
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mexico's COVID death toll is 60% higher than the government reported
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What non-Australians believe about Australia, the land where trays of raw meat are raffled at bars, Men at Work penned the anthem, all wildlife is venemous and people are evolving hobbit feet. Definitely No. 20 on this list happened
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alcohol, the cause AND solution to all the world's problems. Including those of the United States Postal Service
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So, by Monday the world economy will be reorganized. Freak out,to the left. Guesses about whose sovereign wealth fund is pulling strings on the right
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Good news, doomsdayers: A time traveler has gone six years into the future where he says humans are already extinct (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"Bob...we got six trapped on the fourth floor. Take your axe and clear a path through that burning debris, then get that hose up the stairs. MOVE IT. We'll watch Matlock after"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Razer actually going to make its RGB-enabled face mask
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hold on to your rudders. It's time to bring in the Dutch
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin brings a ray of sunshine into a weary world. Bonus: Mother's milk is now a Warrior's drink
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Family-run Irish distillery wins best new whiskey in the world. In related news: Drew disowns family, puts himself up for adoption
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Online world mocks Suez Canal container ship fail with hilarious meme fodder
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
There's a new Captain America in town, and Sam doesn't look happy to see him. This is your Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 2 thread, dropping today on Disney+
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here is Norwegian's ski jumper Daniel-André Tande's version of "The Agony of Defeat" jump at this year's FIS World Cup
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shipping container crisis could lead to the next toilet paper shortage, crappy situations
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and his 5G chips should have us back to normal in 2022 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 25, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money that I've been saving for 40 years
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news NJ school children; snow days are back
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the big corporation ran by the world's richest man lied about how their workers pee in bottles and poop in bags because they can't get bathroom breaks, who could have predicted this??
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Now if ALL reporters would simply 'step away' from Ted Cruz, the world would be a better place
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Malcolm in the maternity ward
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Another senseless tragedy as gunfire erupts at a local...OMG...BREAKING NEWS...CHRISSY TEIGAN HAS LEFT TWITTER"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Suez Canal could be blocked "for weeks". And since 12% of all world shipping goes through there that means $10 billion a day in losses
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CBS approves FBI: International, giving Dick Wolf another drama series to overtake the airwaves
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
A $20 million "New York" vanity plate for sale in this economy? Oh yeah, it comes with a used Volvo
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♪ Double your pleasure, double your fun, 'double mutant' Covid found in . . . ♪ Wait, that doesn't sound fun at all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Life, the universe and 42 mystery chemicals
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
How cocaine and velour changed the way we eat forever
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
How cocaine and velour changed the way we eat forever
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(Mike Pillow)
 
 
 
Wake the neighbors, phone the kids, Frank is the mother of invention
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Matt Sydal earn an AEW World Title shot against Kenny Omega? Will consequences never be the same for Adam Cole & Kyle O'Reilly? Is "JOHNNY HUNGEE" the next TNT Champ? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8 PM ET on TNT, USA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
QAnon claims ship stuck in Suez Canal used by Hillary Clinton to traffic children. No word on how they fit it into Comet Ping Pong pizzeria's basement
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested. "-Franz Kafka, The Trial. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, trying edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's oldest and largest continuously functioning organization announces pay cuts due to the pandemic. Hopefully God will provide
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion was released 15 years ago. Designers recall having to dumb down its AI as hungry or drug-addicted NPCs would kill for their needs. Sheogorath wasn't kidding about the cheese and subby now wants a mod restoring the chaos
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Chevy Chase emerges from 5-week hospital stay after "heart issue", immediately proves he's still an asshole
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Map reveals how fast Covid spread across the world at the end of December 2019 to the present. Bonus: Includes variants that are still emerging. Enjoy
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(Pairagraph)
 
 
 
"A professor told me a few years back that it's hard to teach Brave New World today, because students think Huxley's dystopia is paradise. No wonder so many Americans can't see the threat in front of us"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you die, according to a bunch of zombies
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Suez container ship also appears to be responsible for an earlier dick move, literally
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dolphins come to NYC, outscore Jets 56-10
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
By now, we were supposed to be living in a world where "the social prestige of the medical research worker exceeds that of any other research worker, entertainer, or sports hero," according to an article about the Polio vaccine 60 years ago
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
This wine was truly out of this world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Argentina, the United States, Mongolia. Which country gets the lowest score in a ranking of democracy?
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Cancer keeps growing on his lungs
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(Nick Foals)
 
 
 
Even more Wild Ass going on in Miami than previously reported
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Tue March 23, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook's 'F8 Refresh' developer conference will return on June 2nd. Stupid Facebook, don't you know refresh is F5
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
2015: Netflix and chill. 2021: Twitter and cajun fries
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FINALLY. A solution for the one great problem of our time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You mean in the future, people will actually work from their homes using computerized communication equipment, Walter Cronkite? Tell me more about this magical world of 2001
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Men say sex was better during the COVID-19 pandemic. When asked whether they thought their wives were satisfied, a tiny part of them said no
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Ah...springtime in the Rockies. The snow's receding, the flowers are blooming, the white supremacists are making their pagan sacrifices to Wotan
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca vaccine, which was bad, then good, then bad, then good, now bad again. For now
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Look at this cute little octopus I'm holding in my hand. I especially like the tiny blue rings"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just stick with bourbon, neat, and never worry again
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders calls out Elon Musk for his idiocy (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Butt stuff, obviously
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Mon March 22, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Just in case you don't work in IT and need a good laugh (or cringe, ymmv)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
WarnerMedia CEO helps draw in 'Justice League' fans by blasting 'reprehensible' segment of Zack Snyder's fandom
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This drone bringing you footage of Iceland's erupting volcano as it spews boiling lava is the most stunning video you'll see all day
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How politics tore the online knitting world apart, stitch by stitch
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Once the world returns to normal after the pandemic, many Americans actually don't want to return to normal
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Fact check: "Are a lack of pockets in women's clothing connected to witchcraft?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
World's most manliest man looks ridiculous in his brand new snow suit. Come on dude, maybe get someone other than your mama to dress you
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
How dumb is she?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
The latest "culture war" talking point: Monopoly. Yes, the game
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bold strategy proposed
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop and Rita Repulsa just sold their house in the Hamptons in an "off-market" deal to an undisclosed buyer for $8.14 million, or nearly double what they paid for it two years ago
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
No it doesn't
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"This tiny car beat Tesla's Model 3 as the best-selling EV in the world for January and February." Is it a cheap shoebox on wheels? You bet your ass it is
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
The Dragon & the Commonwealth Kingpin: Who will earn an IWGP World Title shot at Sakura Genesis? The earth trembles in anticipation... NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 FINAL begins @ 1:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
How Vegas is betting on The World of Concrete to save them
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
And we're one step closer to a Brave New World. Better hope your grandkids are Alphas, not Epsilons
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The largest "potentially hazardous asteroid" of 2021 will pass by Earth on March 21. So what are the drinking game rules for the end of the world?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats decide that it's in poor taste to refer to a former Republican president as a tyrant
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS kicks the True Lies reboot off the schedule as the show would probably be worse than the film
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
One year later, will Takagi get revenge on EVIL for his betrayal? Can Finlay take down the "Commonwealth Kingpin"? Do we get a sneak peek at Kota's new belt? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 SEMI-FINAL starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sigh, just another boring World's Most Dangerous Airports and holycrapnumber14
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Fri March 19, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not only is it World Sleep Day, it's a Fresh Hell Friday, so here's your MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bail reform has gone too far, Monopoly is locking up its "get of jail free" card
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Apparently, gas prices were too low again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gosh it's tough to know who to go with here: The former eye doctor who had to make up his own certification organization, or the world-renowned infectious diseases expert who has served 8 presidents now?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to wear casual clothes and Zoom at the Oscars? WELL, TOO DAMN BAD
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why a giant country full of rickshaws, motorcycles, and compact cars, with spotty electrical infrastructure, might not be the most fertile market for an electric American status symbol vehicle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not content to watch America stick migrant kids in cages, China now taking Uighur kids away from families and putting them in orphanages. Nuclear arms proliferation for world dominance is so 1985
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
World War II veteran who quit high school to serve his country gets his own honorary graduation ceremony, 77 years after the real one
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Today in corporate cruel pranks news: Virginia marketing company sends out fake email to employees offering COVID-19 vaccine appointments as a test intended to imitate a phishing attempt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Watch this parrot rock out to beatboxing owner as therapy for his feather-plucking habit
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Christian rock singer: Cardi B's is literally Hitler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Okay, now there's some Fifth Element shiat going on off the coast of Dorset
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(Georgia Institute of Technology)
 
 
 
The 2021 winners of the annual Guthman Competition for brand-new musical instruments. Have you ever wanted to rock out on the Segulharpa or the Lego Microtonal Guitar? Now's your chance
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sony takes a moment to parry all other offers to buy the EVO fighting game tournament, defeat Chun-Li
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Thu March 18, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman who falsely claimed she married Pete Davidson arrested for breaking into his mom's basement
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"American public opinion would doubtless look much different - on a range of issues - in a world without Mr Jordan, Mr Gaetz, and members of the Squad leveraging their bully pulpits and social media savvy. But the sausage must be made"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Seven years later the G7 slams Russia on its annexation of Crimea, still sucks at 'Risk'
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Postal voter fraud never happened
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Billie Eilish teases her new project with a sexy new blonde bombshell look
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new survey asked people what "first world problems" they've had during the pandemic. "Asking about first world problems" surprisingly didn't make the list
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott directing a 10-part World War II drama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas reminds schoolchildren that there are only six Star Wars movies that he knows about
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mango Pepsi unleashed upon an unsuspecting public March 22. Why does Frito-Lay hate America?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a story you tell people that have irritated people like your family because you have said it many times over? Care to share that funny and/or serious story?
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Nissan reuses secondhand batteries from its electric cars to power robotic vehicles inside its factories, helping produce more of said cars. It's the circle of Leaf
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(Some Parent)
 
 
 
In the West, they have snowflakes. In the East, they have strawberries. Here are five signs you as a parent are contributing to Generation Strawberry
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA bring Ospreay's Cup run to a Skull End? Can David Finlay pull off the upset of the tournament? Who will EVIL punch in the crotch tonight? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 Quarterfinals conclude @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Archaeologists in Israel were elated to find the oldest basket in the world, dating it from about 10,500 years ago. They were also disappointed the original owner was too neat and tidy to leave anything in it
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
UT governor signs law making biological fathers pay for costs associated with pregnancy, child birth, lets them off hook for abortion fees. Ought to work as well as getting child support
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Investigators identify Umbrella Man from last summer's protests, somehow fail to mention his name and which police force he works for
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's good to be king, if just for a while. To be there in velvet, yeah, to give 'em a smile. It's good to get high and never come down. It's good to be king of your own little town. Yeah, the world would swing, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's most inattentive driver somehow fails to see 7'6" Shawn Bradley on his bike. Hits him from behind, leaving him paralyzed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You wanted it, you got it: Marvel unleashes gay teen Captain America
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One year later and there's still no plan to deal with the next pandemic which yes, could be here soon so don't throw away those masks just yet
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Mount Everest is getting taller ...for the time being
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives birth to first known baby with COVID-19 antibodies; will be able to grow up to healthy Florida adulthood and appear on Fark for humiliating antics
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(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
The secret identity of Thor's greatest nemesis has been revealed
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Someone makes the case for why everyone should return to the office even though the pandemic is still going on
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Medieval plague doctors with grotesque beaked masks roaming the streets at night freaking out Scottish locals
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"When Alec and I have immature arguments, and I get a frustrated text, I decide to respond with ridiculously random/non sequitur photos. Try it. Totally diffuses the convo and they can't help but laugh"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The America's Cup remains New Zealand's Cup
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks coronavirus pandemic, the world has lost its libido
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. Be amazed. Be flabbergasted. Be gobsmacked. Fark World Tour, ZIPPO'S CIRCUS. Enjoy. Dare you not to smile. Dare you not to grin
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(Lego)
 
 
 
LEGO offers Amelia Earhart tribute set. Expect some delays if you get it shipped air mail
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Tue March 16, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apes Together Strong going for that D'awww-Business crossover headline
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
School saves so much money switching to solar to power their building that they are able to give every teacher "up to" $15,000 raises which will probably translate into a "World's Greatest Teacher" mug and a lottery ticket for most teachers
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran has started trials of their domestically developed Covid-19 vaccine Fakhravac, a potential cause for pride among Iranian citizens even if they remain dubious of the initial ad copy "Fakhravac: don't cough back"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"It is a stupid record to hold, but that is the fun of the Guinness World Records." Also the perfect excuse for a vodak chaser
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(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
F2P RPG + KFC = COVID19 UH-OH. "Meet in another world," indeed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Daily Beast asks that ever more pertinent question: "WTF is wrong with Kyrsten Sinema?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: When flat towing your new Jeep never leave it in 4 low and first gear. With a bit of napkin math, at 55 mph, the engine was spinning somewhere around 50,000 rpm. A bit above redline
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(Medium)
 
 
 
People often wonder about Fetterman's tattoos. Here you go
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Personality tests should be canceled, claim ENFPs who ruin it for the INTJs of the world
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some people are just not meant to drive, take this sorid Polish guy who has failed his driving test 192 times after studying for the same exam for the past 17 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Are people with Type O blood less susceptible to COVID-19?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Feeling a snark overload? Then receive a little treatment from Tiffany Haddish who found out she won a Grammy while on the set of KSTDT. Not necessarily dusty, but very sweet
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Glenn Close makes history, earns Oscar and Razzie nominations for the same role
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
And then, there were 8. Will EVIL end Yano's miracle run? Can Takagi avoid being put 2 sleep by KENTA? NEW JAPAN CUP 2021: Quarter Final start @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
You can now be spied upon at twice the speed of sound
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is fading away, getting smaller and smaller, quieter and quieter. Before long he'll be not a kingmaker but a sad old man, begging for attention few want to give him"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi risks heartburn to tell the truth
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
With fresh momentum from the success of the stimulus package's historic anti-poverty measures, Democrats are now pushing to make them permanent for America's poor
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Spiffy: The Iroquois Nationals lacrosse team is lobbying to compete in the Olympics under the flag of the Haudenosaunee Confederacy. Ironic: They already came 3rd in the World Lacrosse championshiop, and still the IOC rejected them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lottery Curse now includes the person who sells the winning ticket
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi spent a year giving his guitar the middle finger which is what most of us have been doing for his entire career
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One simple trick to become a very fast sprinter - 100 chicken nuggets a day
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(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Every city is strange if you look hard enough. Take Sacramento for example
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Extreme experiment will confine 15 people in a secluded French cave for 40 days without phones, watches or any type of device that could help them tell time. Scientists will monitor from above for when the murders begin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People all over the world are growing in height, may one day be taller than the Dutch
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Toys 'Я' Us has been sold ... again
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(Collider)
 
 
 
First 'Zack Snyder's Justice League' Social Reactions Reveal a "Vastly Superior" Movie...Well getting punched in the throat is "Vastly Superior" to being stabbed in the taint so
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Are any of us really ready to go back into the world after months of staying inside?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
What does the future hold for students of the Covid generation?
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Brood X Cicadas Taste Like Shrimp
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
AI 'Mayflower' to make groundbreaking crew-less crossing of Atlantic next month powered by nothing but solar energy. A little different than 400 years ago when the original was sent over to ruin the new world
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Tanahashi stop White's "New Jay-pan Cup" run? Will Finlay end YOSHI-HASHI's winning streak? Is Ospreay going to wrestle with a broken freakin' nose? Round 2 of NEW JAPAN CUP 2021 concludes @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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