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Sun January 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Welcome to U.S. Airlines, this is Captain Obvious speaking"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio school says a shortage of cafeteria staff forced it to serve real and edible pizza instead of knockoff Ellio's squares
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're bar soaping wrong
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Millennials' avocado toast addiction leads to organized crime and vigilantes
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Sat January 15, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Dukes of Hazzard style jumps don't work out well in real life, but sure are cool to see
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Email response makes sharp turn in Albuquerque
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Burger King will try again at breakfast sandwiches
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's always $10 million in the banana stand
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
When you go to sell your getaway car, those prospective buyers might haves badges
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Headline says blame tech sector for inequality. Article seems to list everything wrong with capitalism. Calls for some sort of communal system that elevates workers rights instead of replacing them. Sounds familiar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dentist elected mayor invites one legged biker to his inauguration. Biker has one leg due to accident where dentist saved his life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
National Air and Space museum closed until further notice, because Covid in the air has caused a shortage of workers in its space
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Having to quit smoking and move to vape quickly - no real choice on this atm - and I know nothing worse than Sgt. Schultz. What's going to work well for a pack a day or so smoking habit? Little help please?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The next one's coming faster. A new Justified limited series is in the works
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John, Ringo Starr, and Stevie Wonder couldn't find better a man to work with
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The world's largest tech companies are worried their strategy for getting programmers to work for free has an unexpected downside
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out, the labor crisis is not just the pandemic's fault
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Don't dunk your cookies in orange juice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas considers car trunks acceptable places to store your children
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than getting to the Minus World In Super Mario Bros it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Galactic Civilizations III free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite game(s) to relax you after a hard day/week of work?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How many times a week do you shower? The woman in TFA only bathes thrice a week
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro was promoted by Fox News, and that says a lot about the network's goals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the Perfect Length for a Celebration? All Night Long
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Ideally, everybody would take [Omicron] seriously and follow the steps that we know work"...but this is Texas, so here we are
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Construction work on the UK's unwanted HS2 rail line is going swimmingly. Well, it would be, if they didn't keep bumping into all those roman towns & artefacts they're not allowed to just bulldoze out of the way
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another bullshiat article from CNBC's Make It. This one is about a 22 year old claiming to be making $200,000 a year as a "technical presales engineer" in Tulsa
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists announce discovery of Unobtanium
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of Rand Paul advising up-and-coming medical students in 2013: "That's my advice, misinformation works, try to trick your opponents"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"The heaviest devils tended to be the pickiest eaters"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quebec's ID-10T tax program already working
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Wed January 12, 2022
(Science.org)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Identifying people from their DNA or appearance. New hotness: Computer identifies a person from how they play chess. For example in the game 1. f3 e6 2. g4 ♛h4# the white player is named Donald
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a new one - No Covid vaccine mandates for health care workers, but totally mandate Covid vaccines for welfare recipients. Truly a dizzying intellect
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
King of the Hill turns 25 today, with a list of the 5 best episodes. I DON'T KNOW YOU
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Lester will never fail to throw to first base again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That legal challenge to Madison Cawthorn's re-election? It could actually end up working
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Astronomers are working hard to overcome a long history of bias as the develop the list of rules for who gets to use the James Webb Telescope. So far they've come up with "not you," but the list is still in progress
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson admits to attending a lockdown drinks party, having mistaken the BYOB garden event with 100 invitees and food, arranged by his personal private secretary, for a work meeting
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Employers that are conducting "Stay Interviews" in an attempt to keep employees from leaving seem to have forgotten that the best way to keep them from leaving in the first place is to pay them more money
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Why doing that 'I got mine, and the next one' thing doesn't work
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At a hockey game one generally expects some scoring & even some five hole action, so what's the problem? Oh (not safe for work)
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
NBC releases broadcast schedule for the 2022 Indycar season. Surprisingly 14 of the 17 races are on the main network, with 2 on USA (Detroit and St. Louis), and 1 (Toronto) streaming on peacock
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Times: Unions are the backbone of the nation, advocating for the humble worker and...oh, the mic's off? Yeah, fark unions. Fark 'em hard. Our executives' homes in the Hamptons won't pay for themselves
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA's new space telescope is ALREADY finished with its commissioning. No not that one. Time to rock, roll, and start the science
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Oh, come on. *Nobody's* high enough to think that would work
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
America: Teacher shot while on the job. Everything wrong with America: While working his second job as a DoorDash driver
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Activision/Blizzard's toxic workplace problems have stepped on Lego the wrong way
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(Ebaum's World)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle details the workout and diet regimen that has sustained him in prison and left him looking like a semi-melted wax statue of a forty thousand-year-old Mesopotamian vampire
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That's bad. Okay. All right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Why I went from being an actor to intentionally terrifying children"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two out of Three Kroger workers struggle to afford food and housing. Golly, it sure is a mystery why American companies can't find people to work in a pandemic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hospitals to healthcare workers: We're REALLY short-staffed right now, so don't let a little thing like a positive Covid test keep you from coming to work, even if you DO have symptoms. Worst case scenario, the ICU is right there
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NObOdY wAnTs To WoRk AnY mOrE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parents of very young children are having a really tough time right now, unlike everybody else, so we need to all pull together and make sure things are easier for them. Have you offered to babysit for free yet? No? What's wrong with you?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canadian politician Tweets photo of his wife shoveling their driveway. After her 12-hour shift as a nurse. While he stays warm inside. Then he's surprised people don't think he's a wonderful husband
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
People have ruined Disney World
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I know why the quartered bird sings
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Then: Your little girl wants a pony. Now, corrected for historical accuracy: Your little girl wants a warhorse
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
High levels of Abe Normal sperm found in SoCal cougars. Using a fake name and sneaking out before morning seems to be working
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He listened to Cord's narration as if she were relating a story of how she had fixed a flat tire on her way to work. Perhaps it was a habit of wilderness guides to feign unnatural calm when people ran up to them with an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Working was pointless"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated Ikea staff forced to self-isolate will have to assemble and build their own case if they argue they should receive full sick pay
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that The Pillow Man will be directly competing with The Orange Man for worst social network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Freelance writer for the Atlantic Stephen Glasses an article about wealthy parents pushing kids in niche sports to help with college admissions. Magazine retracts the article after realizing she made up the kid it is about. Writer sues the magazine
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The search for a working hangover cure continues ... or you could just stay drunk and avoid all the pain and anxiety
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Loch Ness monster found, sorta
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Simon and Schuster to publish Manafort propaganda
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Enter the Moooatrix
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Democrats are losing the working class, who presumably are going over to the Batshiat Crazy Party who pledge to do absolutely nothing for them unless they're millionaires
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend loves his pets more than his kid. Will this end poorly?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The results of the Golden Globes are coming in, and no network would agree to broadcast the awards show. And who said things would be worse in 2022?
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Sun January 09, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The key to success in life is "strategic underachievement," or deciding in advance what to fail at. In that case, subby's the most successful person on Earth
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A 'Murican Dielemma
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(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
What used to be an $8 job is now $15, that's the only way we get people to come to work
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
One law actually worked in the war on drugs, so let's repeal it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We're having a destination wedding and we only want a few guests, but apparently everyone is planning on attending. Did we mess up?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
That shiplap is load bearing. Don't move it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A whole Rhode Island of hospital develops COVID outbreak in patients after having infected but asymptomatic staff stay on the job
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Hunter who did not have the proper paperwork to be hunting in the area, says he shot at a doe, a deer, a female deer, then realized it was an elk and then saw that he shot two. That's his story, and this is his tag
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Some Cornish)
 
 
 
Acorns turn into Becorns
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Remember how basement-dwelling nerds eventually became kings of the world? This is how they become the Charles Atlases of the world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So what can the average US citizen do about the fall of US democracy since "do nothing and complain about it on social media" doesn't seem to be working
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Working at McDonald's in the '80s rocked
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(Anime News Network)
 
 
 
Scott Pilgrim vs The Anime
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broadway theater reaches new heights
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Philly closes rental assistance program not because it is no longer needed, but because they ran out of money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Covid lab results delayed due to Covid outbreaks among lab workers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Legendary actor Sidney Poitier dead at age 94
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Once I realized an annual pass at Universal Studios cost less than one month of my office space's rent and was much more fun, there was no turning back"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner has been named Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year. Mmmmm, pudding
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
ICP asks, "Farking capacitors, how do they work?"
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
Duel Tone ( orange over blue ) 1960s era Lamborghini with no top up for sale
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You barely speak one language proficiently, but new studies suggest your dog might be bilingual. He's probably a better connoisseur of good steak than you, too
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Farm Show Butter Sculpture celebrates 'Urban' and 'Rural' agriculturalists coming together by toasting glasses of milk. Not sure if racist and offended or inclusive and pleasantly surprised
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ok, Farkers. How many of you have had covid? Yes/No/Maybe. Your thoughts?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Starbucks workers that voted to unionize in December are already walking out a month later. Something about safety and Covid, I don't know. Typical unions, am I right?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Office workers commuting to Manhattan five-days a week? What do you think this is? The 2010s?
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Art collector loses $2.2m worth of token artworks. He should do a GIS. There'll be plenty of copies there. In other news, subby is selling tiny violins as NFTs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Young people are missing out on things by not going to the office, things like traffic, a soul-sucking cubicle, and not being around their work "family"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AOC to Eric Adams: "There's no such thing as low-skills work"
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(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Millennial middle managers are burned out by culture that glorifies overwork, are leaving dream jobs before they even get that participation trophy
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japan, Inc. realizes its busy workers don't have time for love or time for bad dates, subsidizes AI-powered dating app that ensures "pool of potential matches is limited to employees of the participating companies"
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
When trying to steal an ATM you might not want to use a city government truck, Mr. Department of Public Works employee
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Most people use newpapers to line pet cages. But why stop there?
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Because, if you do fewer tests, you get lower numbers. And people say that GOPers are bad at math
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: Whoa, Nelly, better tap the economic brakes or else working folk will start getting pay raises
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Mc Donald's CEO warns that continuing labor shortages and resignations could lead to "Catastrophe" by which, he means, "paying employees more"
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(Your Local Epidemiologist)
 
 
 
One of public health's biggest challenges is that when it works, it's largely invisible. So here's the good news
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
The tractor is driving itself And it's spelling out CRAZY
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combined efforts of Best Friends Animal Society & their network of animal rescue partners, 14 dogs were transported to Helping Hounds in New York, with a stopover at the Brown County Humane Society. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Golden Globes will push forward without celebrities, the press, or an audience
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Tue January 04, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese cat is back in charge of his castle, resumes work telling plumbers that the princess is somewhere else
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is New Year's Eve on NXT: Will the math work out for Bron as he challenges Ciampa (again) for the NXT title? Roddy takes on Carmelo in a unification match & who will win the Women's triple threat match? It all goes down at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Madonna's son revealed as mysterious painter of works appearing in art circles. His friends keep telling him to give it up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former WeWork founder now owns 4000 apartments
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
David Lee Roth Vegas residency canceled after people buying tickets realized they would be seeing David Lee Roth
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The main takeaway from this list of actor/director feuds is don't work for David O Russell
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rogers: The Musical was supposed to be written so it would suck, but we still want to see it
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
MLB Network tells reporter Ken Rosenthal to take his bow tie and beat it over criticism of MLB from two years ago
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(CNBC's Grow)
 
 
 
To celebrate the new year, it's time for CNBC passing off a FIRE ad as "journalism". In this ad, a 29-year-old claims to make $19,000 a month in passive income
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"No true Scotsman" getting a huge workout
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horror stories from the early days of Unix. Yes, subby is in here. Fun fact: link found via email from an old coworker asking "is that you?"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Since the old plan to fix the leaning tower only made it worse, we'll just try doing less of that plan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 easy ways to get happier. Who could argue with #70: go skinny dipping with friends?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Last year had more orbital attempts and the more successful orbital launches than any other year
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Order of St Michael and St George. Companion in The Order of St Michael and St George
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What happens the most irresistible force on Fark meets the most mocked force of Fark? The cats win
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ken Levine, mind behind BioShock and BioShock Infinite, challenges Star Citizen and the Duke Nukem guys for the indecisive management and vaporware titles with his aptly named Ghost Story Games studios
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anchor for the Christian Broadcast Network blames BLM for the DC snowstorm or something
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Best Japanese cosplayers from Day 2 of Winter Comiket 2021, including one portraying Tokyo governor in her sexy city worker costume
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
"'Penis-like' potato statue toppled two months after erection". Looks like a Farker got a job writing headlines for Metro
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not news: Owner sells minor league baseball team, pockets huge profits. Fark: Owner sells minor league baseball team, gives each full time staffer a check for $2,000 for every year they have worked for the team, $600,000 in total
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
The life and death of NBCSN, formerly NBC Sports Network, formerly Versus, Formerly Outdoor Life Network, formerly known as Prince
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung decides that its smart TVs need a really dumb feature
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Turns out Iceland's 4-day workweek experiment might have actually been as successful as Diddy's duet with Bjork
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Insurance exec might have some insight into the worker shortage
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Sun January 02, 2022
(Vox)
 
 
 
Stressful, low-paying job doesn't attract many workers. Imagine that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week our theme is "Happy Gnu Ears." Create for this contest new artwork featuring the mighty gnu, or the mighty GNU. All art mediums allowed including MS Paint, Photoshop, pen & paper, etc
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Privileged Vail skiers shocked to find slopes closed as ski bums are too lazy to work for "just above" minimum wage
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Sat January 01, 2022
(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Help thespacear onmylaptopstoppedworking radomlyalong withtwo otherlettersthat icat type. CtrlCV temporarily. googligisimpossile.WUTDO? likurelated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big Ben to hit the bong again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Yaz, and Dan find themselves teaming up with Sarah and Nick in what can be called Groundhog Dalek but is instead officially called "Eve of the Daleks." Will the Thirteenth Doctor's end begin here? 2:00 PM ET on BBC America
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
The non-profit cat rescue in Holland known as Piper's Palace is working to raise money to build their own "palace" for kittens and cats in need of homes. They are also raising funds for some little wooden kitty shoes. Welcome to the first Caturday of 2022
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Airline trade group seeks delay of 5G deployment near airports, citing new 240M node mesh network
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
How did your parents meet?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What McDonald's workers really do when you request unsalted fries
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Sufjan Stevens is, but it doesn't know how the music industry works
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iceland is famous for its NYE fireworks, which stretch from horizon to horizon, and as it approaches midnight GMT, turn into something close to what WW III might look like. LGT live feed that will only get crazier as the night goes on
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You would think a bank would have enough money to pay people
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Unions saved Hollywood
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Japan's Kyoto University loses 77TB of research data due to error in backup system of its supercomputer. It's called Ctrl+S, nerds
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Thu December 30, 2021
(PNAS)
 
 
 
Science proves what we knew all along: that jagoff in the Audi that cut you off is also likely to be a jagoff at work
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Book of Boba Fett rivals JJ Abrams best Star Wars work, critic says (spoilers)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Couple retires in late 50s with under a million dollars: "Did we jump the gun?" I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
In his end-of-the-year blog post, Bill Gates explains that while he made great strides in turning the human population into a worldwide, mobile 5G network during 2021, much work remains if we're going to achieve Total Assimilation by the end of 2022
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Disney risks losing copyright protection on its characters. That's just farking goofy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure my boss wouldn't believe me if I told him I couldn't come to work because the staircase disappeared
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
The company took office hoteling literally. The employees are thankful that cubicle farming was off the menu
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Las Vegas decides to host 300,000 people for New Years' Eve fireworks show. Call your bookie today and place bets on the over/under for Covid infections
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mazda admits that its new EV works best as a second car
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Wed December 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Johnson reflects on the reasons you and I will be voting for him
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(Some Guy buried in the snow)
 
 
 
Perfect storm turns mountain into island
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Are you an entitled consumer who doesn't appreciate the free gifts you got for the holidays? Some online retailers are offering refunds while still leaving you with the work of disposing of your unwanted items
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
IRA leaders encouraged imprisoned members to dig escape tunnel in order to keep them off drugs, flee Nazis on motorbike
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"I started working there, fell in love with the position, was having a great time with the kids. I got my very first paycheck and immediately was concerned"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Worried about your 2021 tax bill? There's still time to lower it by using one or more of these weird tricks. Note that you have to have actually earned enough income in 2021 to pay taxes for them to work
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
University of Nebraska-Lincoln tapped to lead operations of Large Hadron Collider, hopefully to not open portal into quantum space, destroy universe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America runs on bad jobs. That's not true. I was assured it ran on Dunkin'
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New pinball machine will cost The Big Money, but if you can get Something for Nothing and are a Working Man, you can have a Ghost of a Chance to play. Guaranteed to make Time Stand Still. It's at that arcade in the Subdivisions with all The Trees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Guys, did you know it was all Rachel Maddow and MSNBC's fault for Omicron? They also made the vaccines not work. I heard it on Fox so it must be true
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Of all the Matthew McConaughey movies to come to life
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The secret to keeping New Year's resolutions is to set realistically achievable goals, such as drinking more, exercising less, and spending more time gaming and neglecting the family
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Signs your gelatinoid physique is not working for you
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Tue December 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Grim Reaper, working on a speed that Santa could only dream of, takes Harry Reid today as well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
No one wants to work
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rogue One...Hundred
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Da Vinci Sleaze
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Junta said / They killed some fighters / But actually it was 35 civilians, including two new fathers who worked for Save the Children, plus some actual children, so fark a rhyme scheme, honestly / Burma graves
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your social media food photos look like the work of a deranged six-year-old on an Adderall frenzy?
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Mon December 27, 2021
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
How would Zoom, Slack, Spotify, and other work-from-home tools have looked on the Mac if COVID happened in 1999?
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A second time capsule has hit the Robert E. Lee pedestal
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
T. Mark Taylor, who designed two of the greatest toy lines in history, is no longer mint
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Faux News is angry that people are getting tested for Covid
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Sun December 26, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ She said, "listen, babe, I got something to say I got no car and it's breaking my heart But I've found a driver and that's a start ♫ ♬
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sure, let's sell fireworks in the supermarket. I'm sure nobody will be silly enough to light em' up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme is Show & Tell Vol. 14: Winter Wonderland. SHOW us your favorite artwork you've created featuring "Wintertime" (or create something new) and TELL us about it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glasgow man arrested for stealing pine cones
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There's a tank graveyard in Belarus from which salvagers recover and restore WWII-era Russian and German tanks, some of which are the only operable example in the world
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Sat December 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL on Christmas Day will see the Cleveland Browns trying to boost their playoff hopes against Aaron Rodgers & the Green Bay Packers at 4:30PM ET on FOX/NFL. The night game sees the Colts take on the Cardinals starting at 8:15PM ET on NFL Network
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Overworked and exhausted Unitypoint healthcare workers plead with Iowans to get vaccinated. Iowans: "Nah, fark you. We do what we want"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"NO ONE WANTS TO WORK" signs were a scourge of 2021
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Christmas miracle. 10 years and 10 billion dollars over original estimates the James Webb Space telescope finally launches. Or it will blow up and be the most expensive fireworks show ever. Launch at 7:20 AM ET, coverage starts at 6 AM
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jonathan Frakes discusses the difficulty of directing in a pandemic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBA player Hassan Whiteside has a custom Jeep that cost $330K to build. With helpful picture of what Hassan Whiteside looks like
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Fri December 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that healthcare workers are tired putting up with idiots who insist on getting what CNN calls "alternative Covid treatments". NOT HELPING
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Telling your co-workers you're in a coma and getting them to donate their sick leave is no way to start a new job, detective
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My coworker gave her twins terrible names. Should I say something?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Shhh. No tears now. Only dreams
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Thu December 23, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Off we go to the Eye of the World - It's your Wheel of Time season finale thread
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
100 kidnapping victims returned to their families
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 49ers and the Titans are vying for playoff spots on Thursday Night Football. Will Jimmy G and San Francisco win this one to help themselves in the playoff race? Or will Ryan T and Tennessee win at home? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET on NFL Network
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Because Amazon users are the type to put in earbuds upside down, company reluctantly adds its smile logo to aid orientation. Representative suggests it's because customers have big ears and those little earbuds get lost in those big ear canals
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iceland implements four-day work weeks in 2015 and 2017 as part of experiment. Let's check in and see how they're doing, eh?
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Not News: New Spider-Man movie already in the works. News: Starring Tobey Maguire. Fark: It'll be animated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Home sales are finally picking up, but only for homes above $750,000 you filthy peasant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Amazon has been trying to cover up the deaths of 6 workers at their Bessemer, AL warehouse this year, one of whom was denied sick leave before suffering a fatal stroke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
25 years ago: "In retrospect, the tech involved in the merger wound up being so one-sided that many people say "NeXT actually bought Apple for negative $400 million. A few years later, something like 70% of Apple's VPs were ex-NeXT people"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Duck duck go working on their own browser. The google cheese stands alone
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Halliburton uses the "dog ate my homework" excuse, claiming they lost evidence related to one of the worst environmental disasters in US history
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Not news: scammer steals $150K from NFT platform. Fark: before it even opens by spoofing the Discord announcement bot and posting a fraudulent link
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
15 games that will run well on your computer at work which is something you totally should not do
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(CBR)
 
 
 
5 Cartoon Network shows that aged well and 5 that aged poorly. Although Captain Planet sucked from day one
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Texas prisons: Lock people away for decades. New Mexico prisons: Turn them into truck drivers and let them drive to freedom
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Good: New single vaccine effective against COVID and SARS has been developed. Better: Works on all current and future variants. Best: Developed by the US Army so it will put right-wing "MuricaMuhRights" anti-vax nutjobs on the horns of the dilemma
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Barrister sues after colleague asks him to stop farting. Loses case, sphincter control
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Moderna booster shot results in 37-fold increase in antibodies
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vox, the online version of a friend who retells you stories from NPR and The Daily Show, is expected to have $700 million in revenue next year. Their holiday present to workers? A gift card to the company store worth $75
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Tue December 21, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
As success has many fathers, someone rarely hard of: Shunji Tanaka, the chief designer of the original Mazda Miata has passed on, age 75
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(Eurasia Review)
 
 
 
50,000 years ago, Africans had a social network that stretched at least 3,000 km
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
New England governor is well-educated, worked in health and human services, and was CEO of a health system. You'd think he'd understand a layered approach to COVID-19 countermeasures, but for some (R)eason, he doesn't want to mandate masks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hangxiety. Never knew there was a name for it, but subby can't be the only Farker that has been there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This story demonstrates 2 different ways that bosses can react to hearing an employee needs time off for personal reasons. Upon hearing both, the employee quit one of the jobs. Guess why
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1) Get contract to do carpentry work at government buildings. 2) Hire non-union guys and pay them $35/hr less than union guys. 3) PROFIT. 4) Learn extremely costly lesson about the state's "prevailing wage" law for work at government buildings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover cunnilingus key to successful mating strategies. Well, at least if you're a darkling beetle. YMMV
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Olive Garden's endless pasta finally meets the law of conservation of matter
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Maybe a tardigrade was entangled with a qubit, and maybe it wasn't. Let's ask the other entangled tardigrade
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This first Gen original condition Hilux could use a restoration. Or just a .50 for that technical look
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan goes all 'I warned the dummy, but he wouldn't listen' After Urban Meyer's firing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My butt went viral. BUTT DO?"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the "Great Exodus" from Ubisoft after the sudden realization they were working for...*shudder*...Ubisoft
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman spends three months researching her tattoo that she wanted of two faces with one mind, left mortified after stranger points out her new tattoo looks like butt stuff
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(National Post)
 
 
 
National Post celebrates the end of retirement, high-five over elders bicycling for Doordash, driving for Lyft, spending 8 hour shifts working a drive-thru with a hearing aid
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"What happens when the wind runs out?" and other deep thoughts from philosopher Ryan Zinke. Next up: "Batteries: how do they work?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Manager wants you to work overtime? Just accept Morohito as your not lord but maybe savior
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Mine Workers to Manchin: We want to Build Back Better
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Worker squirrels of the world, unite
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Chiefs are outstanding in their fields
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy: Big wins for the candidates selected by Bejing after Bejing changed the laws to ensure that only pro-Beijing "patriots" could run the city. Bejing
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Pharmacists have walkout fever, only prescription is a union
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's some sage advice from Verizon, through it's subsidy, on how to behave on the job
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Missing Utah Student found "naked and covered in coal" in reclusive man's basement. No word if the suspect checked his list twice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Monday Night doubleheader starts at 5:00 PM ET on the NFL Network with the Raiders and Browns. Can Derek Carr and Las Vegas light up Cleveland? Or will the Browns win this one at home? Do you have any fantasy implications here?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's a Holiday Fact: Adjusted for inflation, Bob Cratchit made more money working for Scrooge than the average American minimum wage-earner does today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"It took me two years before I worked out who he was... then one day he was at dinner and I'm like 'Whoa Scissorhands'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because THAT'S how any of this works: Trump files a lawsuit demanding the courts order NY Attorney General Letitia James to stop investigating him for all the illegal stuff he has done
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
What are 'Words no one thought a head coach would say about the Detroit Lions, Alex'?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris led up the garden path
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
If you are a conservative, Donald Trump Jr. wants you to ignore Jesus' teachings about being peaceful because that kind of mentality is not working for Republicans
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Sun December 19, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Subby just discovered the TV show "The White Lotus" and the soundtrack is perfect background for reading and/or kitchen work. Have you discovered any albums, between re-opening and now, that might help get us through an Omicron lockdown?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: Covdiot Colorado County Commissioner plans firework display in severe drought. News: Constituent points out stupid idea on Twitter. Fark: Gets blocked. Total Fark: Show sparks wildfire. Ultra Fark: all 3 shows burn at the same time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Want to get away from it all for 4 to 15 months? Come to Antarctica because someone has to keep lights on, water running, people warm. "Each job carries a huge responsibility but where else can you visit a penguin colony on your day off?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hades becomes first video game to win Hugo award
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Almost 2 years into the pandemic and Palin of the Plains still has no idea how an airborne virus works
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Blame the Boomers. Again
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The time has come to slow down and savor the moment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The time has come to slow down and savor the moment
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Mike Lookinland turns 61 today - it's Bobby Brady's birthday birthday birthday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Guy who developed Botox for medical use has died. Note to those objecting to tag: It was NOT developed so rich people could look younger
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon worker in Kentucky can't get to work because of closed roads from tornado damage. Amazon HR tells her they have no record of tornadoes in Kentucky and she's out of unpaid time off, which could threaten her job. Then things get weird
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Sat December 18, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because of COVID we get only one Saturday Night game but it is a dandy. Will Lil' Mac and the Patriots knock out Indianapolis? Or will Carson and the Colts pummel New England? Special Saturday NFL action starts at 8:15 PM ET on NFL Network
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Headline: "Burglar Wanted In More Than 60 Break-Ins" See there, kids? Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm trapped in an arranged marriage and am in love with my girlfriend. How do I escape it?"
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
The Father-The Son-The Holy Spirit
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Are you an audiophile who has an extra $2500 to spend on your home network? Well, you're in luck
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery driver: there's a farking tornado on the ground; I'm turning around. Amazon: deliver or die trying, pawn
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
I've taken a book to bed myself, but this is getting ridiculous
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Kent police van driver breaks all records by arriving at the scene of an accident as it happened
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Give it up for this essential worker; the ever brave waitress/lizard wrangler
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bar fires server for refusing to come to work with Covid symptoms
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(Imperial College of London)
 
 
 
Omicron turns out not to be 'mild', but as severe as Delta, with 4x the infection / transmissibility
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ramsey believed that taking preventative measures against Covid-19 "were against the will of God"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Female HR director at Bungie also jumps ship
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The world is changing. So why are we still working?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The entire school year, my kid's been completely lying about homework, school, and everything involving education. I'm floored and while I could have checked up on things, I mean, you have to trust a child. Right?"
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Thu December 16, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vegan swinger whose pirate partner drinks breast milk. Wait, can a vegan drink breast milk?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my boyfriend cheated on me with girls from my football team and now I want revenge. Dear Cheated On, the answer for this is easy: Do his whole football team except for him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Taliban grants an interview to discuss the situation in Afghanistan, and it seriously looks like these guys would fit right into the next Trump administration
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
They're all very good bois - here comes the science (as if you needed any)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Javier Barden wanted to back out of being Ricky Ricardo but realized he'd have too much 'splaining to do
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Wed December 15, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Once a simple work like adapting Dune is finished, Denis Villeneuve wants to try a much more difficult sci-fi adaptation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As expected, Caroline Kennedy gets an ambassador nomination, this time to Australia. Brain twister: former champion skater Michelle Kwan gets dibs on Belize
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby is going to start visiting Estate sales
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the more insidious myths this year was that young people didn't want to work because they were getting by just fine on government aid. People had too much money, went the narrative. Only trouble is, the numbers don't back it up"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to employees: Don't Be Evi-, er, Unvaccinated
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire suggests using pickle brine to keep your balls from feeling heavy, but she's okay with you unwrapping them before serving
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Are you a "method actor" at your job, a la Daniel Day-Lewis or Succession's Jeremy Strong? If so, stop it. Your coworkers and bosses hate it and it doesn't really help you perform your role well
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby started a new (2nd) job and is currently taking an intake test/evaluation where he was taught that co-worker violence is the #2 cause of death/fatal injury in the workplace in the US. What fun workplace facts do you have?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wait... we're supposed to work out at home, too?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In this thread we suggest SAFE FOR WORK holiday movie titles for adults. If one is so inclined one may also provide a description of one's "movie". Don't forget to also make one's description SAFE FOR WORK, you filthy animals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sergio Agüeroes into retirement
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(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
The New Leash on Life program pairs county jail inmates with unadoptable dogs, many who have been abused, for training and companionship. So far, 7 of the dogs have been adopted by their former inmate handlers. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My desire to do things right as a parent sent me into a depression that almost destroyed my family our first day home from the hospital"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Troubleshooting: If your dishwasher stops working, remove back panel and check for rats
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
WWII veteran throws wild 101st birthday party, looks better and has more energy than most farkers. Subby wants to party with Lenny on his 102nd
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(Bing)
 
 
 
I am immediately suspicious of anyone who links to bing.com. Is there any real benefit to using Bing over Google?
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
And you thought taking the stairs at your work was an ordeal
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look, this beautiful Christmas tree is decorated with all sorts of things like stars, lights, angels, silver tinsel, lots of ornaments, a venomous snake, a santWAIT what?
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Perhaps he could purchase an extremely tiny violin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: what the US economy needs is to kiss my shiny metal ass
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Pucker factor rising: JWST has been fueled up and mounted to its Ariane 5 rocket ahead of Dec 22nd launch. Ultra Fark - picture of $10b and over 20 years of work hanging by a couple of cables
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-McDonald's worker finds a VERY disturbing Ronald McDonald toy. What has been seen cannot be unseen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I totally do not understand why no one wants to work in the food industry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When S.D. Gov. Kristi Noem's intervention on behalf of her daughter didn't work, the offending state employee was fired for completely unrelated reasons
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Stressed out front-line health care workers who are doom-and-gloomin' may soon see help courtesy of shroomin'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Place bets on which member of Congress texted Mark Meadows on Jan 7th saying: "I'm Sorry Nothing Worked." My money is on Gosar or Jordan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Our radiopharmaceuticals in the middle of the street
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Fox News hasn't yet aired anything about how several of its anchors, including Hannity and Ingraham, were texting key players on Insurrection Day. To be fair, though, Pine-11 coverage *is* taking up a lot of network resources
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♬ Give 'em the old razzle dazzle. Razzle Dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash doesn't work when your team just clinched its fifth-straight losing season
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(RNZ)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Science says stimulating the prostate can destroy cancer
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Not news: getting in trouble for filling out an inspection form at work without, you know, actually inspecting things that are obviously working just fine. Fark: nuclear power plant
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Real Housewives of Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You have an Instagram handle that Mark Zuckerberg wants. Do you A) sell it to him for a few million dollars B) keep your account, which has your life's work on it, or C) Wonder why the hell it magically disappeared?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Pantsless, pierced, urine-soaked and in full view of fast food workers is no way to go through life, fire captain
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Work at home, and tripped on your way down the hall from your bed to your office? Now you can sue your employer, because you were injured on your commute
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Mon December 13, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian passes California's First-Year Law Students' Exam, known as the "baby bar"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to NY healthcare workers: Fark you, get the goddamn shot or take a long walk off a short pier
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perhaps the surviving managers can apply at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America First Priorities, a pro-Trump PAC says it was ""sold" to America First Works, another pro-Trump PAC "in a private deal". Since non-profits don't HAVE owners, selling them is not a thing in the real world but in Trumpland who knows?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'I never worked in a cocktail bar': The Human League's been soft-selling us for decades
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, I'm supposed to live in the same time zone as my 6 figure government job?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Here are the 2021 Time Magazine Heroes of the Year. But more importantly, what are they looking at?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So what happens if a game studio moves to a four day work week?
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Women suing for the right to go topless by the ocean. Don't worry, the pics are totally safe for work, just a bunch of beaches
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the story about how to make Erin Burnett's oyster stew is suitable for work
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
New poll of 2,000 Americans who work from home finds 41% have worked in their car, 34% in their bathroom, and 33% in their closet
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(Miami New Times)
 
Weeners
 
I "had planned to stand nude on the beach for an hour while batting small rocks toward the horizon" and all I got was this lousy police report. NSFW dude in the nude
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
From flashing fireflies to cheering crowds, physicists believe they've unlocked secret to synchronization but as yet cannot explain simulposts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's a brand new week, so here's your first CNN piece lamenting Biden's low approval ratings and Democrats' ongoing implosion despite the fact they're doing so many good things. It's almost like the good stuff doesn't get reported. Almost like that
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
One perk of low-paid, high pressure gig work in machine learning - you can immortalize your super-biased opinions in the AI systems of the future
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
War between Russia and Ukraine is possible, says Russian journalist while receiving his Nobel "Well, Duh" Prize
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Very large croissant more flaky and delicious than scientists thought
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
As TFGJr discusses "America First" on Fox, the network aired a photo of daddy and Putin
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Sun December 12, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bezos has finally stopped playing with his rocket long enough to acknowledge his warehouse workers who were killed in a tornado on Friday night
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why no one wants to work anymore. Let's bang on the drums all day instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
80% of Gen Z workers admit to learning from their predecessors
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say - but in black & white it looks better that way
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(Fark)