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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Peter, the new star of "Deadpool 2", has a Twitter account and it's delightful
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Archeologists think they have found King Tut's wife, Ankhesenamun, who was also King Tut's funky half-sister and cousin...so that's how it is in their family (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz reduced to writing a tribute praising Trump as a leader for Time Magazine. You know, the same guy who accused his father of killing JFK, and who mocked his wife and nicknamed him Lyin' Ted
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Travolta's favorite director is Fred Durst. Explains his career
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Seriously, who steals a tree?
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(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Erin Popovich, the wife of Gregg Popovich, has passed on. Some things are more important than sports
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Barbara Bush dies at 92
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump files for an extension on his taxes, needing more time to hide how much he's made off of being president
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out, cheating on his pregnant wife (or fiancée) is kind of Trump's thing. A new Playmate has emerged from when Marla was pregnant with not-Ivanka
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Harry Anderson of "Night Court" fame has died
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"George Stephanopoulos is having way more sex than you"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stan Lee sues ex-manager for fraud, stealing his blood -- no, seriously
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
On this day in 1912, Titanic passengers dine on roast beef, iceberg lettuce, saltwater taffy
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man who just moved to New Jersey 10 months ago wins $533 million record lotto jackpot, largest ever in New Jersey. Still lives in New Jersey
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is a freshman in college out of state. My wife is using an app to track her every move; it's causing my daughter to resent her. I'm against it; my wife says she should have nothing to hide. How can I get her to let go?"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you beat your wife, drink and drive or get into fights, you're still all good to play for the Cincinnati Bengals but if you kneel in silent protest during the national anthem? GTFO
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPost gets a copy of Comey's book. Yes, it is true. Comey peed on Trump's sofa
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani is single again...if you're into that sort of thing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Pamper's Wife, who is being considered for a federal judgeship, is unable to state if she believes that black Americans should be treated as humans
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Wed April 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Deportation or admit in open court that your manhood really is just a quarter-inch killer? Decisions, decisions, decisions
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Tue April 10, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Wendy 'Cheetah Print' Vitter to have Senate confirmation hearing today
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers wasn't able to take a closer look at the FBI's raid on Trump's lawyer last night because his wife gave birth in a lobby
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Beat his wife: [✓]. Married his 15-year-old stepdaughter after his wife's suicide: [✓]. Convicted felon: [✓]. Lost medical license: [✓]. Conflicts of interest: [✓]. Meet the perfect GOP political appointee, "Doctor Maverick"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Reason number 1 why you don't try to carry a wife in a UK "Wife Carrying Competition." You WILL regret it for the rest of your married life
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia man spending year dead for tax reasons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember: Every mistake makes you wiser, stronger and less likely to get a security clearance
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popularity of the "never mind the crime it's unfair how you caught me" defense on the rise among Republicans
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
'Wrestling' blamed for stabbing death of woman. Man, I guess it isn't all fake, then
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Thu April 05, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you ever thought Zach Braff and Dax Shepard looked similar, here's proof they're actually the same person
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stormfront founder's wife tired of paying for his little hobby, starting next month only those paying at least 5 bucks a month will be able to access the site
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I think this might explain Japan's low birth rate
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
A pro-Russian President flees the country, followed by the rise of a far-right National Militia that intimidates politicians, attacks 'immoral' businesses and demands an ethnically pure government. Good thing it can't happen here
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani has been sent divorce papers. He claims it is 50/50, meaning his wife will get 455.5
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
I'm having very minor surgery this weekend, and I won't be able to get up and walk around for four or five days. I'm looking for suggestions of shows and movies for my wife and I to watch while I'm incapacitated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my wife eight years. She just gave birth. I love but I'm not 'in love' with her; I'm not attracted to her physically. We're roommates raising a child. How can I ask for an open marriage without hurting her feelings?"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man stabs his wife 123 times, claims no memory of the incident. Not reported: quality of his business cards, size of his Huey Lewis & The News collection
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't even think about yelling out Dilly Dilly at the Masters this year
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iraq combat veteran invents all-terrain "tank chair" for his paralyzed wife
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking video of Japanese baggage handlers NOT kicking the shiat out of suitcases, but actually cleaning the bags on the conveyor belt (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Attorney Joe DiGenova who was, along with his wife, set to join Trump's legal team until a conflict of interest ethically and legally prevented them from doing so; says that they are STILL "playing {Trump's} lawyers on TV...and in real life:"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Everything is possible in the magical world of Disney. Even the arrest of your local Congressman's wife for "disorderly intoxication" (with mugshot)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
That Russian Erik Prince met with in the Seychelles to set up a back channel? He is directly linked to the Putin Crime Family. No collusion, no collusion, etc
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrency tycoon and his wife admit they had a threesome with a model before she somehow went flying off the 20th floor balcony while naked
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Sun April 01, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The creator of Cop Rock has died. Hill Street is blue right now
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Never could get your paper airplane to fly correctly? Watch the world champion teach you the secret tricks of folding and flying a paper airplane like a pro (w/video)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Holy Fake News Batman, the site "newsdonaldtrumps" isn't legit?
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Only an idiot would want to be the next White House Communications Director, according to the guy who's married to the next White House Communications Director
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(WPTV)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pulse Nightclub gunman's wife found not guilty
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Uber Eats driver says he shot teen who tried to rob him in IHOP parking lot. Dude, Uber Eats will deliver IHOP? Sweet
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Distractify)
 
 
 
"Dear tourists, please stop coming here looking for all the penises. Sincerely, the offices of the Reykjavík International Film Festival"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First Lady may be First Lady to be First Lady Gone Girl
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina police searching for man in gold jumpsuit. Has Mark Hamill been found?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cannabis company sells California town it envisioned as marijuana resort after nothing was actually done to attract new residents because everybody was too high
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold hates ex-wife Rosanne Barr but really likes the new reboot. "If I can watch it, so can you"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
You don't have to quit Facebook - just fill it with false info
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10cc's hit I'm Not In Love was actually a song about how much singer Eric Stewart was in love with his wife
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because who doesn't want a creepy clown included in their official wedding portrait?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
The Trump staffing carousel continues to spin as pundit, attorney, and made man Joe DiGenova will not be joining his legal team after all
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Joseph diGenova and wife Toensing may not join Trump legal team due to conflicts. Subby thought having conflicts is a basic requirement for joining team Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman attacks husband because he: A) let his guard down, B) forgot her medication, C) forgot anniversary
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now granted, this is expecting competence from a Trump Adminsitration official, but isn't rule #1 for being an official spokesman NOT to say "we decline to comment" when someone asks if your boss was telling the truth in SWORN TESTIMONY he just gave?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Trump's hiring of "that guy who plays a lawyer on Fox News" aka Joe DiGenova prompted the resignation of his sole competent lawyer, John Dowd, Trump is contemplating going "all in" on the batshiat, and hiring DiGenova's wife Victoria Toensig
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Why do they do it? Why do domestic violence abusers have their faces tattooed with clown markings? For the mugshot of course
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Do you share passwords with your partner?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara poses next to the Stanley Cup, is named the ultimate trophy wife
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ben Carson's wife is a member of the Deep State
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Couple caught with 7 pounds of heroin, 2+ pounds of cocaine, $40k in cash and judging by wife's eyebrows, a case or two of Sharpies
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(Metro)
 
 
 
46-year-old man and 19-year-old wife. Creepy or Cool?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear HUD Secretary Ben Carson: Just stop talking about tablegate. It's dumb and you should feel dumb about it
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Parole denied in rock throwing case. Caveman lawyer didn't help, either
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Megachurch pastor steps down after scandal, blames Ben Carson's wife
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump was told that it was wrong to cheat on his wife while she was pregnant. No, not that one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
HUD Secretary Ben Carson takes full responsibility for ordering that $31,000 dining set. Just kidding, he blames his wife
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, maybe Mike Pompeo will be the one cabinet secretary who hasn't abused his office. What's that? His wife? Did what? Oh, for fark's sake
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s wife, Vanessa, is divorcing him because he's cheap
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the Awkward Conversations Hall of Fame, this may be the GOAT: calling your ex-wife to beg her to take down a blog post in which she talks about you abusing her, because your new, 28-year-old model girlfriend's jealous ex may alert the media to it
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
72-year-old "American Pie" singer Don McLean's levee isn't dry - he's dating a model 48 years younger than him
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Sat March 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Release the memos! No, not that one. Not that one either
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On a seemingly slow day in the BBC news room: Am I okay with my son saying. "A nöff-nöff?"
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today on "Where are they now?", we have 1998 lottery winner James "I'm not going to blow the money" Hayes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romanian man is declared legally dead, and denied an appeal. Unfortunately, the story behind it is less Bram Stoker and more Mel Brooks
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(WEAR Pensacola)
 
 
 
Step 1: get drunk. Step 2: fall on a goat. Step 3: attack nephew. Step 4: get arrested
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Benson is a Saint
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Only half of Trump voters agree that cheating on your pregnant wife with a porn star would be immoral
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Woman attacks boyfriend with samurai sword after suspecting him of infidelity due to his a) habit of staying out too late, b) having too many lunches with his work wife, c) video game training regimen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're getting tired of following your wife through London's museums all day, why not wander outside for some fresh air like this fellow once did--and wound up on the cover of "Abbey Road"
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some husbands give traditional gift of silver plate on 23rd wedding anniversaries. This husband gave wife his kidney on silver platter instead
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you're going to falsely claim £38,000 in disability benefits, it's probably best not to run marathons under a false name. Especially when you're the type of person who *ahem* stands out in a crowd
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Text asking for comments on her dress goes to the wrong person. He and family respond with a photo of six thumbs up. Leads to #gofundme page for their boy with Leukemia. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Awww
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Floyd Carter Sr., one of the remaining Tuskegee Airmen who received the Medal of Honor and also flew during the Korean and Vietnam wars has died. He also served in the NYPD for 27 years. Godspeed sir
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish hydraulic press guy and wife build hot tub together. Fark.com: out of ice. #RelationshipGoals
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesse Watter's wife leaves him to allow him more time to kiss up to Trump. Oh, and he had an affair with a producer at Fox News
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fox News demanding to see Obama's birth certificate. Newness: Fox News demanding to see Liz Warren's DNA test
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plain canvas covered in white paint goes for $350,000 because of the light and overlooked artists or some crap
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whoa
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Charles Koch complains about Charles Koch and his undue influence
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Mr. Okra may be gone, but people on the streets of New Orleans can still hear his iconic produce truck coming their way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A "Sopranos" prequel is in the works. No word yet if it will begin abruptly
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Somebody did something honorable and nice. In Florida. Which is so strange, we think it's Farkworthy
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear Grauniad: I'm a secret dogger. What if my wife finds out? Should I include her?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NY) joins the PR firm Gotham Public Relations, which is best known for handling the Trump campaign in its early stages in 2015, and, of course, The Wayne Industries Account
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
Weeners
 
Q: Why is life like de Kock? A: Your wife makes it hard. Is this some kind of a joke?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Guy's wife vanishes, so he moves on and shacks up with new girlfriend. Wife, who was actually injured and in hospital, returns. Neighbors come out in droves with binoculars watching drama unfold
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Sat March 03, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Armie Hammer's wife suing woman for impersonating her in order to snag invite to Vanity Fair Oscar party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"With these four words, I knew my wife loved me." Okay Fark, what were they really?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker's wife Lori has a mental freakout, warning Christians they must support Trump as "secularists and liberals" want to declare Christians mentally ill and lock them up in mental illness centers. Which the GOP got rid of in favor of prisons
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Gates is getting threats from the Russian mafia, because of course he is
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
All In The Family reboot underway in Florida (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Subby plays the world's smallest violin for Jesse Jackson Jr., who is having trouble paying his bills on his $125k a year government funded worker's comp and "disability" payment and wants to sell the home his wife and kids live in
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Thu March 01, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
H.R. Pufnstuf on his way out, Mueller about to lower the boom on the Russian hackers, and Georgia hates the free market if it hurts the fee-fees of the NRA. Thirsty Thursday in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Booze highly recommended. Starts at 8PM EST
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump gives his VP Mike Pence a comforting and completely not weird pat on thigh at Billy Graham ceremony. Melania not amused at reach around
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Special Forces vet hopes leopards won't come for his undocumented wife
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The missing CDC scientist story keeps getting weirder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1776: America tells Britain to get stuffed over taxation. 2018: America demands wife of British Prince declare and pay tax on British Royal finances
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
If your five-star hotel doesn't have a Jeff Goldblum photo collage in the room, it's not a Marriott
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Wed February 28, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
In the least shocking development of the week it turns out Trump's new "campaign Manager" Brad Parscale sits on the board of a very shady "penny stock" company with a history of financial fraud -- and he's already put I'm Eric's wife on the payroll
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Tue February 27, 2018
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're married to Serena Williams, and you want to surprise her. Do you get her a) chocolate, b) a new racket, or c) four billboards with pictures of your infant daughter
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Helen Keller writes on modern women, aviation, hide-and-seek
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
Sex therapist MILF... ...hey where did everyone go?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NY Jets LB Dylan Donahue hits so hard he can stop a bus
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Sat February 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mother Succor
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looks at yard. Hmm...needs mowing. Looks at calendar. Seriously, yard, WTF? Looks at wife, who points at lawnmower. Grumbles... next time I'm buying a damn condo
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Fri February 23, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama housewife who lived double life as an online exhibitionist was killed by absinthe
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
New startup plans to create 300 jobs near Raleigh, because nothing screams North Carolina like barbecue, collard greens and sushi rice
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former 49ers player says he suffered 2,500 concussions during football career. The good news is that he's now eligible to become the league's commissioner
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Thu February 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I took my wife's name and my boss refuses to accept it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Billy Graham to lie in US Capitol next week, presumably about his comments on homosexuals and Jews
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mike Pence kicks back "every Friday night" with O'Doul's alcohol-free beer, wife says
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Wed February 21, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
One moment you're setting fire to the house you lost in a divorce. The next, you end up burning down 20 houses. Bitter, angry ex-wife mugshot goodness included
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Some Uninvited Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and fiancée Meghan Markle have rejected the advice of politicians and diplomats and have invited former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle to attend their wedding at Windsor Castle on Saturday, May 19. Donald is not invited
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Sun February 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's either Stockholm Syndrome or else she's the mastermind behind the Russian plot
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are faking "Black Panther"-related racial assaults. This is not a repeat from the seventies. Bonus: One pic is actually Rob Porter's wife
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Fri February 16, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
He had stars in his eyes and on his shoulders, now not so much
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: I'm in an abusive relationship with a narcissist and chronic manipulator (difficulty: wife, not husband). Ellie: Get out out out out OUT
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas congressional candidate defends decision to go ahead with AR-15 giveaway
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Third-oldest Pearl Harbor survivor is now the second-oldest
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Mastermind murderer texts detective instead of girlfriend about wife's murder. Guess which state. Go on, you'll never guess
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maybe your Valentine's Day wasn't good, but I'll bet it wasn't "jailed for stealing £5 million from your wife to buy a soccer team" bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What'd you send your significant other for Valentine's Day? Subby sent his wife a giant rampaging abomination from the inky depths (see link)
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Only the best people," Volume CDXXVII: Veterans Affairs Secretary David J. Shulkin
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. If you're the passenger in 28E, your wife would like to announce to the whole plane that she's pregnant again
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Tue February 13, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Malcolm X's letter about Malcolm X's ex is up for sale. It'll cost Xtra because it's X-rated
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"GOP congressman pulls Rep. Issa into ugly divorce" and not that's NOT some kind of metaphor. Congressman Turner (Ruh R-Oh) is seeking to depose Issa , who was Turner's Best Man at his wedding, to see if Issa later slept with his wife
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mom accused of feeding child hydrochloric acid, chlorine in attempt to cure autism, says a Tide pod chaser will neutralize everything
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So Long Dere
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Dear Coleen: If my boyfriend and I are so happy why won't he divorce his wife?" ... Really?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A suspicious letter containing an unknown substance was sent to the Manhattan apartment of Trump's daughter-in-law. Three people were taken to hospital for observation, sources say. Obvious cocaine reference waiting for all-clear update
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is Sammy Sosa doing these days? Well he dressed up like a cowboy for his wife's birthday party
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rob Porter's ex-wife "floored" by Trump's statements about her ex-husband, apparently hasn't been paying attention
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump going all out in defense of his wife-beating staff
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Fri February 09, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The White House apparently has more wife beaters than a monster truck rally
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pop It Pal" is A) a pop-music player on a USB stick, B) a Paypal program for cryptocurrencies, C) a toy that lets you squeeze out artificial pimples
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Customer: This chicken is rubbery. Chef: *smoke bomb*
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man arrested for selling wife's kidney, which she didn't know was missing. How does that work exactly? "Honey look over there" "What?" *yoink* "Never mind"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
The REAL way they all became the Brady Bunch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Why Jo$h McDaniel$ decided to $tay with the Patriot$
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(Some Comics Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (2/7): Swamp Thing puts the moves on Frankenstein's wife, Red Sonja boobs her way through some kind of pirate feud, hilarious and heartwarming robot hi-jinks in Lost Light, and a mash-up of Gladiator and Robot Jox in a new Image series VS
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I work in the health care field. I am divorced now and my wife is the custodial guardian of our 15-year-old son, who wants a flu shot. She is an anti-vaxxer and dead set against it. Is there any legal recourse to stop her insanity?
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Purchaser of many bridges calls pastor "wolf in sheep's clothing" after she accepted his offer to heal her PTSD with his penis
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Melania must be germaphobic. For some reason, she just doesn't want to hold Donald's hand in public. Aren't there soaps for that?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his wife are having our first grandchild. I was told her mother, not me, was welcome in the delivery room. My son doesn't value me; I tried reasoning with her parents. How can I get them to reverse their cruel decision?"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Husband to wife during traffic stop: Hide my cocaine in your hoo-ha. K9 officer: Hold my beer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giselle prefers the company of winners
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'm not dying?
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Thu February 01, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's today's story on how awful every Eagles fan is
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some people call him the cocaine cowboy, some call him the gangster of crack
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
36-year-old refugee-turned-handyman tries skiing. Finds out he's good at it. One year later, he's going to the Olympics
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A lot of people saw this one coming: "highest number in history"
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Wed January 31, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ex-NBA player Rasual Butler, wife Leah LaBelle killed in single-car accident
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Andrew McCabe could be a bigger headache for Trump outside the FBI than he was inside"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Dad delivers baby in minivan. Also may not have thought his choice of t-shirt through
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Evangelical christians who spent the late 90s condemning Bill Clinton from allegedly getting fellatio from an intern are now spending the late 2010s supporting Donald Trump for cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey says Comey didn't back down
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Mon January 29, 2018
(uExpress)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: I have recently realized that my husband is an accomplished liar and has been from day one. To top it off, he lies about stupid things, which makes me wonder what important things he's lying about. Is this marriage doomed? Trapped in WH
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The president was silent for a moment and then turned on McCabe, suggesting he ask his wife how it feels to be a loser"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England women's new head coach denies he is sexist, as his tweets about wife-beating, golddiggers, and domestic chores were taken out of context. Facepalm fouls Dumbass, Fail and Stupid tags in off-the-ball incidents
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Sun January 28, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Hold my scoops and watch me denigrate the leader of our closest ally
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charles was in charge of more than our days and nights
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Fri January 26, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore is back, asking for cash for a 'Legal Defense Fund' Don't forget his last one was later converted to a foundation that paid him more than a million dollars while employing multiple members of his family, including his wife as director
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Donkey leads herd of goats and sheep in escape from farm. Says he was trying to get back home to his ogre friend and dragon wife
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cat-car-surfing is apparently legal in Oregon, and at least one cat really likes it
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump changes her Twitter bio. Twitter responds pretty much as you expect it would
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Female reporters covering Pence kept behind fence. Oddly not at the request of his wife
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer's wife has thrown him out of the house. No word if she told him to suck it
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Mon January 22, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The strange case of the Florida expat who became an Alabama stay-at-home mom running a subscription-only adult website. (w/SFW pics)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I know who you did last summer - now give me Bitcoin
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Impulse bought linked toy for my son from neighbor. Great deal, except didn't check with wife beforehand. How should I play this?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
"I was like, 'Ugh, here we go.' And we started kissing" (full interview)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You've just been pulled over for doing 105 in a 45-mph zone. The best thing to do in this situation is A) admit what you did, B) be cooperative with the cop, or C) brag about how much money you make and threaten to rape the officer's wife
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
FBI arrest man for trying to extort $1 million from a "squeaky clean" entertainer by falsely claiming a sexual assault during a nude massage. A tale straight from a film noir to the left, speculation as to the last clean celebrity to the right
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Thu January 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Marriages where men take their wives surname instead of the other way around. Passing fad or something more permanent
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best flavor/texture/style of potato chip? We should be able to easily form a consensus here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our only son is always evasive when we ask if he and his wife will have kids; his wife says her career is too important and she won't get paid leave so she has to plan. How do we convince them we want them to be happy by having kids?"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Good evenin', squire.... is your wife up for a bit of sport? Fancy some well wanging? How bout a spot of egg jarping, eh? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge?
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man takes his wife's surname when they get married. Naturally, people think he should kill himself for this
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Attorney on Nixon's enemies list says his journalist wife wants a Trump fake news award
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump did that umbrella thing again
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Mon January 15, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A well-known NC pastor and his wife tested their faith... against a train
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's incoming governor just slept with Virginia's outgoing governor
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Sat January 13, 2018
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Dewise charged with killing Dewife
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: OMG. Like, right?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie's husband almost flashes Obama. "Tom puts on these shorts and they're tiny. And they're really short. And I was like, you cannot wear those shorts. I can see everything. And he was like, come on, who are we going to run into?"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Governor Eric Greitens (R-evenge porn) apologizes for extramarital affair but not for blackmailing his mistress with a photo of her "show me state"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Four people discuss how affairs made their relationships better
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So why DID John Gruden go back to the Raiders? Well, Dick Vermeil, who'd done the same thing encouraged him, his wife wanted him out of the house more, and, oh yeah, the owner backed a dump truck full of money onto his lawn
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Large black snake takes issue with driver in road rage incident, 'peers' at him through car window on highway. Yes, it's Australia
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"My wife is happy, pretty, and pregnant. Boy, am I glad I bought her a new washer and dryer"
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Mon January 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are playing in the game and they tell you that your wife is in labor when it turned out to be the stomach flu instead?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
19 of the top 25 competitive real estate markets are in the Seattle metro area, because it's not a real estate market until the realtors are wearing body armor to open house showings
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Sun January 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'M ERIC AND I'M WEARING A SOMBRERO AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT BECAUSE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY," says Eric
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It takes a village to rescue a trapped kitten on Caturday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate Josh Mandel: "On second thought, let's not go to the Senate. 'Tis a silly place"
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Fri January 05, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man marries his wife's daughter. Not his ex-wife's. Bigamy charges may be the least of his problems
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Grinch to become co-defensive coordinator at Ohio State. Cat in the Hat still figuring out differences between zone and man coverage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a man who owned a team named "The Redskins" for more than 30 years without ever changing its name, managed to produce a daughter who is a RAGING anti-Semite
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers, I have hit my limit and I am trying to do something about it. I am running for U.S. Congress. If you live in Texas Congressional District 21, I'd love your vote and any other support that can be provided
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Slurpee waves' wash ashore on Nantucket. No word on what flavor they are
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Whoa, this got awkward quickly
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(ABC Fox Montana)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's new album, "Man of the Woods," is inspired by his rugged new life in Montana and his hard-earned survival skills living off the land at a hyper-exclusive gated development for millionaires with its own private ski hill
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Sorry, ladies, but Juno's off the market
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Haley hurts hip
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Saints fan's bizarre pledge to fart in wife's face goes viral
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The face that launched a thousand slips lets go of another one. Don't you ever change, Prince Philip
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US archaeologist married to Brit, has spent past 11 years living in UK and working at he British Museum. Now being deported because... she spends too much time in the field doing research
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Women are instinctively attracted to loud-mouthed mansplainers say evolutionary theorists. My wife says keep it up and I'll earn a Darwin Award
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
9-year-old boy with a BB gun stops a man from stealing his dad's truck. Case not likely to end up in a pellet court
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Babble)
 
 
 
Woman throws husband a vasectomy party. Real food items include Milk Duds, beef jerky, meatballs and tiny sausages
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Wed December 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember those nice grandparents who got busted with 60 pounds of weed intended as presents for friends and family? Guess who their son is
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Tue December 26, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the 6-year-old with 670,000 Instagram followers
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Batman and X-Men inker Victor Llamas passes away at 41; details sketchy
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants everyone to know that he is NOT afraid of impeachment. nope, not at all. he's perfectly calm and not worried. just look at how NOT worried Trump is. Oh, and Merry Christmas and good will towards someone blah blah
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The same social media company that saw no signs of Russian election influence quickly suspends account of guy with dying wife due to all the attention it's getting
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(Western Star)
 
 
 
Perfectly normal man has Christmas tradition of not opening present his high school girlfriend gave him 47 years ago
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Sat December 23, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines flight attendant goes extra mile, reports father to police as human trafficking his adopted daughter because kid's Asian
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Fri December 22, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There is dumb, and then there is "Attempting a home invasion of the vice president of the NRA" dumb
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Dick Enberg to do play-by-play for the Angels
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