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Sun November 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vegan anti-vaxxer finally sees the error of his ways
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Sat November 27, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chiefs legend Curley Culp dead at age 75. Moe, Larry inconsolable
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Fri November 26, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man purchases Civil War cards to complement his Yankee baseball card collection
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkeyologist details the proper way to cook a turkey, but if you're reading this now it's too late
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow will hire a fake Jimmy Kimmel to be on his 96-hour conspiracyathon
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(BBC)
 
 
 
An immigrant's opinions on America as he leaves it behind
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help, my holiday gathering just turned into a full-blown shouting match regarding 1/6, CRT, LGBT...wut do?
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
The amazing story of how "Star Wars" was dubbed into Navajo, with Lucasfilm's blessing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I had a no-strings-attached threesome with a close friend of ours; we're all women, and it seemed like a great idea. But we all realized we're in love with one another and can't make a triad work. Should I divorce my wife?"
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife wrote a novel on her lunch break instead of caring for our child. Am I right to be upset?"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Big, tough, strong former football player hesitated in getting vaccinated because he was "unsure of the vaccine." After being resuscitated, learning to stand, walk and use his right arm again, he hopes others listen to his story and get vaccinated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Look, if he's willing to beat his wife and kids, he can surely beat the Democrats"
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Sun November 21, 2021
(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Wife tries bowling for husbands with their car
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Voice actor Will Ryan silenced
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's wife was recently diagnosed with locally advanced stage IV pancreatic cancer. If you are/know a pancreatic cancer survivor please share your survival stories. Caregiver stories welcome also
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Fri November 19, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man who attempted to cure his heroin addiction with cocaine spouts off fear of vaccines on podcast
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jazz pianist Dave Frishberg has died. You might not know the name, but if you know how a bill becomes a law then you know at least one of his songs
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Wed November 17, 2021
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Rams QB Matt Stafford, Monday night: 26/41, 243yds, 1TD, 2INT. Matt Stafford's wife, Monday night: 1 pretzel thrown, one apology to victim
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is a catchphrase that comes from any time period that you often use whether it was in style or not?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that it is quite likely that your place of work is monitoring your shenanigans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paul Rudd: My wife would've voted for Keanu Reeves as "Sexiest Man Alive"
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Going to make a batch of the dressing in TFA to go on spring mix for quick side salads this week. I usually just do an olive oil + vinegar or citrus juice dressing, but my wife requested this. What are some of your favorites?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
St Louis couple pardoned for aiming guns at Black Lives Matter protesters showed up at trial to support Kyle Rittenhouse, intimidate jury
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The 38-year-old man appeared to be in perfect health until one night when his wife awoke to find him on the floor, shaking and "speaking gibberish." This could be you if you eat raw or undercooked critters. Wez lookin' at you sushi
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Is the wife of a man who ignored medical experts and sued demanding she get ivermectin for Covid still alive? Neigh
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayor jailed on suspicion of DUI, traffic offense, bad Doogie Howser impression
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(Boca News Now)
 
 
 
Man tries to ride bike under parking arm gate at resort, manages to get hit when it closes. Does he A: Ride away unscathed? B: Go to a hospital for treatment? or C: Sue the resort because 'No one had told him not to do it'?
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(Unilad)
 
 
 
Banksy honors terminally ill Speed Camera Mooner
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
This week I lost an IRL friend to the alt-right or whatever we are calling the antiwoke movement. My heart hurts. Have you lost someone to this scourge? What helps? What doesn't?
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Want to limit screen time for your children? Get a contract, because kids are completely capable of understanding them
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Thu November 11, 2021
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Carson Wentz says he'll play vs. Jaguars if second child is being born, but if it's the third, he'll play vs. Madison Oberg
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia: still an FAFO kinda town. Even at the Christmas Village in Love Park
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
Watch Ryan Reynolds & Will Ferrell pull the old switcheroo on two Jimmys
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Dr. Evil hedges a $78,000,000 bet against global warming and rising sea levels
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So, Spartan fan?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jerry Douglas, longtime 'Young and the Restless' actor is now Old and Motionless at the age of 88
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Solar Company owner who managed to bilk Warren Buffett out of $340 million with a Ponzi scheme is sentenced to 30 years in prison. I'm not even mad, that's impressive
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Only Five? Oh, there's now six GOP contenders facing child/spousal abuse accusations in court
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently no one at People magazine realized that Jason Momoa is still alive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Van Houten coming up for parole...Everything's coming up Millhouse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says he warned Twitter's CEO of US Capitol riot and he wasn't even wearing his Nazi costume when he did it
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes...or pants
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Another of life's riddles solved. When do I get my Nobel Prize?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If the allegations of child and spousal abuse don't sink Sean Parnell's senate campaign, the texts he sent to his wife that are evidence in their custody hearing likely will: "the only women who are firefighters either want to hook-up or are lesbians"
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that Liz Cheney called Fox News Un-American
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Senator Batboy (MedicaRe fRaud) doesn't think that strangling your wife and abusing your children should preclude you from becoming a US senator
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got invited to join my buddy and his girlfriend in a threesome. Things...took a turn and I don't know how to rationalize it"
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Sun November 07, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Not news: Renter can't pay rent, but eviction moratorium keeps him housed. News: He actually makes $109,000 a year and never missed a paycheck during Covid. Fark: Also built a house for half a mil and moved into it, stiffing the elderly landlord
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Sat November 06, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Anti-vax nurse is no longer an anti-vax nurse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's over, Ye
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sappy: two brothers reunited after one went missing for 24 years. Scary: reunion happened when missing brother showed up and stabbed the other in his sleep
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
My harem is off limits, elk out front done showed you
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
You knew this was coming, I knew this was coming, everyone knew this was coming and now it's here
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Fri November 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rapper, bounty hunter, MAGA anti-vaxxer radio host is quite the career path
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents think they're the cause of my most recent mental health crisis but they aren't. How do I put their minds at ease over this?"
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Thu November 04, 2021
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Newman's own memoir to be released
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Phoenix dad publicly shames school for allowing his fifteen year old to read "So You've Been Publicly Shamed". Blames loss of childhood on 4chan quote
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Buster hangs em up
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wife is loving it that her husband keeps getting promotions at work, admits bonking his boss kinda helps (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Wife is loving it that her husband keeps getting promotions at work, admits bonking his boss kinda helps (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado article features a Responsible Gun Owner, a blind dwarf, an amputee dwarf, multiple other dwarves, connections to the Olympics and the Air Force, and mercifully no mention of Lauren Boebert
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Trick or Treat is all fun and games until you get bitten by a monkey owned by the Houston Texans assistant coach's wife who is also a stripper named Pole Assassin who has since deleted her social media accounts, at least according to some rando on the internet
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Less of a headache than your post-Halloween hangover, it's your Fark Monday Movie and TV Rewind. Does it matter that we don't actually rewind anything anymore? No, it does not
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Khan says he "absolutely" has faith in Urban Meyer. So, who is the new coach going to be?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ado Campeol, a northern Italian restaurateur known as the "Father of Tiramisu" (his wife actually invented the desert) dies at the age of 93
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas GOP gubernatorial candidate, war criminal, and unvaccinated crazy person Alan West says nearly dying of Covid has made him "even more dedicated to fighting against vaccine mandates," Well, they do say Covid can cause brain damage
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anything's capable of being a tourist trap, like this mystery car parked in the same spot for almost 50 years
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gather round, Farkers, it's time for Fark's 18th annual spooky story thread. Get into the Halloween spirit and share your true ghost/scary stories. 👻 Farkers who bring up politics get thrown in the dungeon ☠
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin speaking to the cameras isn't what's weird, it's him telling his wife to back off while she's recording the whole thing on her phone for some reason
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Prince William is coming to America. Well McDowell's is probably hiring
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Peter Falk, William Shatner, Christopher Walken and a bunch of the usual suspects go into a bar to wish Kevin Pollack a happy birthday
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This little piggy went to market, This little piggy stayed home, This little piggy had roast beef, This little piggy had none. This little piggy went Wee, wee, wee, all the way into the biohazard bin
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Fri October 29, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate NYC mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa goes for the 'feel sorry for me' vote, gets struck by a cab while campaigning
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man realizes his wife has taken $600,000 from him over 20 years, finally decides to go to police. They expect to charge her with marriage in the First degree
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man realizes his wife has taken $600,000 from him over 20 years, finally decides to go to police. They expect to charge her with marriage in the First degree
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Thu October 28, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charleston church shooting victims, DOJ reach $88M settlement over white nationalist's gun sale negligence of FBI. 88 you say? Odd they would choose that number
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The 1990s had bad drugs and Larry Kudlow admits he got hooked on kittyflipping frostytips
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Wed October 27, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I think we can assume at this point ANY news about Mark Zuckerberg or his wife is not going to be positive
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Phil Collins will be asked about his hygiene under oath as his estranged wife pursues her goal to sue-sue-sssudio him into oblivion
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Horatio Hornblower and the Three Year Affair With His Wife's Bestie
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Tue October 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilaria Baldwin: "It's said 'There are no words'" - probably because she forgot the English translation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilaria Baldwin: "It's said 'There are no words'" - probably because she forgot the English translation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tik-Tok star with almost a million followers pleads not guilty to charges of murdering his estranged wife and the man he suspected of being her lover. Trial to be broadcast in 60-second clips as soon as the judge picks out a soundtrack and dance routine
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And now we know how Amazon founder Jeff Bezos got his billions of dollars
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Can we postpone cuffing season this year? Get a flu shot, wear a mask, and .... oh cuffing
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The gavel drops on Stu Billett, the man who convened 'The People's Court'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Our middle-aged friend says he's falling in love with our teenage daughter. Besides killing or castrating him, wat do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Our middle-aged friend says he's falling in love with our teenage daughter. Besides killing or castrating him, wat do?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran to write a hit song about COVID
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I sneeze every time I have sex. Is this a compulsion, a habit, or am I allergic to something?"
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man celebrates 45th birthday with wife, friends at Hard Rock Biloxi Casino, complete with dancing, plunging from top level of its parking garage. Who wants to live to 46 anyway?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh slap
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add "escaping burning buildings" to the talents of my wife, Morgan Fairchild
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Fri October 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
For Mike Pence, running a doomed Presidential race is a living
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Thu October 21, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Joseph Ferlazzo took an ax, and gave his wife forty whacks
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
PA man decides to pull a Headless Horseman over parking spot
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My wife of 3 years refuses to pay half the mortgage, making me transfer money to her account for expensive gifts. How do I ask her boyfriend(s) to help me out on this?
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Wed October 20, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jaguars defensive end Dawuane Smoot makes two great catches: first, his falling wife, then, his newborn baby girl
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What did a big bacon sandwich teach me?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Your World With Neil Covid
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep Jeff Fortenberry (R-NE) says he is "shocked' and "stunned" to learn he's been indicted on campaign finance violations and charges . With a picture that suggests Rep Fortenberry is not the sort of man to ever be "shocked" by an indictment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man told by council to trim his 'obscene' bush of 18 years that flips off the local punters at pub opposite his home. Apparently the punters like getting flipped off because they've started a drive to save it
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Phish Phan Phalls
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In which prophet Robin R. Bullock and his wife, Robin R. Bullock, discuss their attendance of a super secret gathering known as "The Gathering"... at a Trump club, of course
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I took my best friend's virginity before his wedding. Should I still attend the ceremony?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're performing All of Me in a public market and a Legend is watching?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Proving that algorithms are totally trustworthy, a man is delighted to receive a traffic ticket because "the system" matched the slogan on a woman's T-shirt with his registration plate after she took a walk in a bus lane
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mary Grabar: You liberals need to get off the whole 'slave owners were racist' soapbox, because Thomas Jefferson had sex with one, so that proves he was not racist
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukuoka man steals police car after being left alone in back seat. "Amimoto was quoted by police as saying he just wanted to go home"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Quick, someone get Kevin Bacon's agent on the phone: we have the plot for a Footloose sequel falling right into our laps
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Fri October 15, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Unlike wives one, two, free and four, Roger Waters's wife number five: a "keeper"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Roughly 86 percent of the children were girls and nearly 60,000 of the marriages involved an age difference such that the younger spouse could have been considered a victim of a sex crime"
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Indian man gets double life sentence for killing wife using cobra. Double Secret Life Probation still possible on appeal
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Alex Murdaugh arrested for stealing the insurance money meant for the sons of a housekeeper who died after tripping over the family dog. This guy's like Josey Wales, leaves dead people wherever he goes
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
To the memory of a Female Stranger whose mortal sufferings terminated on the 14th day of October
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(AP News)
 
 
 
State Senator who had been a vocal opponent of mask and vaccine mandates now using a walker after a visit with the face-eating leopard
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ray Fosse, A's broadcaster and Pete Rose bowling victim, dies after a 16-year battle with cancer, aged 74. F cancer
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Gary Paulsen buries the hatchet
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Really, really hard to believe that lack of sugar is even possible at Starbucks
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1792, the White House cornerstone was laid, setting up a grand tradition of laying things in the Oval Office
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have been married for thirty years, but she has no idea that I'm about to file for divorce and I worry that this will cause her irreparable harm because she doesn't know how to live without me. How can I get her used to my absence?"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Wife takes revenge on lazy husband who refused to clean fish tank or otherwise care for his prized pet arowana, cooks the fish herself, seasoning and deep-frying it. He is so boned
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
"Only thing getting you through?" Well, I guess that was anything and you were brave enough
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you're going to cheat in the London Marathon with your cheating wife you might want to consider not duplicating her numbered vest while running together (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert: The LGBTQ community wants to destroy traditional family values. Like paying off a porn star, while your 3rd wife carries your child
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 12 is "extricate," as in: "After seeing a leather-clad Kate Beckinsale in the "Underworld" movies, many moviegoers want to see extricate"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You've gotta make that first stab count
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
That Doggo stabbed my wife
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
After public outcry, religious snake oil salesman Joel Osteen begrudgingly repays the over $4 million his church received in PPP
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Family of legally blind boy adopts blind cat, its ailing momma cat and a seeing-eye kitten. Obviously you can see they like cats
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Ferry delays, cancellations continue in Washington State, so clap your hands if you believe Tinkerbell can move cars across Lake Washington on time
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne: "Being a devil worshipper does have its good points"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother talked trash about her rich sister-in-law in an email but hit reply-all and her sister-in-law was included. Now my mom is upset because her gravy train is over and, to an extent, she caused offense. Can this be fixed?"
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
[patriotic choking noises]
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
DOJ arrests a traitor and his traitor wife attempting to sell American nuclear secrets to Russia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And he was only 20 years away from retirement
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Sat October 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allen West (R) has COVID symptoms. He is unvacciated and decided to self-medicate with Hydrochloroquine and Ivermectin. Herman Cain unavailable for comment
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Fri October 08, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Man suing to force hospital to treat his wife with Ivermectin after doctors say neigh
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Mrs. Cocaine, the matriarch of Table Talk Pies has passed. Services will be held at 375 degrees for 60 minutes until she is golden brown
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, best known for riding to work on a horse, and then skedaddling out of town to avoid criminal corruption charges, is running for Congress as a true son of the Montana soil.. from his wife's yacht in CA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police find dead body without having to ax the suspect where it was
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer's wife speaks out about her husband's abhorrent behavior, setting herself as a shining example for women everywhere who are standing up to -- no, never mind, she basically excused everything because we're all sinners
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
We taste tested all 35 different cheesecakes at The Cheesecake Factory so you don't have to get diabetes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Autographed 'Shoeless' Joe Jackson photograph from 1911 sells for $1.47 million. Say it ain't so
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Thu October 07, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch as a Filipina wife (pineapple) pranks her Italian husband (pizza) at an Italian restaurant in the Philippines. Fun begins at 7:05
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Inventor of Narcan administers free sample to guy he sees overdosing on L.A. sidewalk
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Rambo delivers leftover bread from bakeries to local food pantries. He's your worst nightmare, but also a swell guy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not only does San Jose Sharks forward Evander Kane bet on his own games and beat his wife, he also likes to commit federal crimes by using a fake Covid-19 Vaccine card. HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pull over an elderly man who is having a very bad day. Police end up at his house a few hours later to hook up his new TV that he couldn't get to work
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett's wife says he doesn't know he has Alzheimer's. So he could've just left his heart anywhere?
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(The Comeback)
 
 
 
Urban Liar
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wife of Gov DeSantis diagnosed with breast cancer, will submit to any treatment plan her husband chooses for her
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
From the unnecessary and random American cinema reference department
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"My wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I've seen naked" and "I'm still the president"
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like your daughter giving Urban Meyer a lap dance while he's away from his wife
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know about this fossil spooder mom and her brood trapped in amber
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wife's mum, sister, daughter and her all have sex with her husband to bring the family closer together (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat October 02, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
To the left: Eight pieces of bad marriage advice. To the right: The worst marriage advice you ever got...or gave
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Louis Curdes was an American pilot in WWII credited with ten victories shooting down seven German, one Italian, one Japanese, and one American aircraft. What the fark? You read that right. He also shot down his future wife and was briefly a POW
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Wife-like screenwriting detected. Semper Fib
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mother shoots 2 year old daughter to death and critically injures 6 year old son, on orders from Jesus
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The editor who investigated the Navalny poisoning now says Russia considers him toxic as well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, endorses Matt Dowd for Lt. Governor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Big-money GOP donor: Corey Lewandowski sexually harassed my wife and the MAGA PAC isn't getting another dime for me while he is employed by it. MAGA PAC: Corey who? There's nobody by that name who works here...anymore
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Drew Brees is all for Tom Brady breaking all of his records. Probably because he doesn't get a say in the matter
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Boomers of all ages lose their s over vinyls
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having an affair with my son's incredibly hot and sexy teacher. My husband is not sympathetic and has no patience, unlike my passionate lover who helped my son deal with his bullies at school. I want more from this fling. What do?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Rugby League grand final match may have to relocate halfway across Australia due to host city's overwhelming COVID status of... *checks notes* ...two active cases?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
COVID variant B.1.621 or "Mu," which quickly spread to nearly every US state and raised concerns about vaccine resistance, is now... *checks notes*... eradicated in the US? Really?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police tried to take Bam Margera to rehab and he said: "Ok, ok, ok"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
This apparently passed through the news without much notice: DUI charge against Alan West's wife dismissed because blood toxicology reveals zero alcohol and zero drug intoxication
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The second-greatest president in American history will break ground for his official presidential library Tuesday
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old: Going the wrong way because of a faulty GPS system. New: Going the wrong way because of a faulty bicyclist
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man assaults wife after facetime sex romp. Apparently it wasn't the face that was the part in question
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I lost everything during the 2008 crash. I was in a slump financially and homeless. Why am I still worried?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
64-year-old Trump-loving cartoonist Ben Garrison says he is struggling with COVID-19, won't go to the hospital, and is treating himself with horse de-wormer and beet juice. Let's see how that works out for him
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
35 years ago, Cleveland tried to set a balloon launch world record and learned a harsh lesson about weather, gravity, and hubris
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been married happily to my wife for years. I've also been happily crossdressing for years but she has no idea and I worry it would devastate her to learn the truth. Should I admit my affectation to her?"
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Sun September 26, 2021
(MPR News)
 
 
 
North Dakota's "Flying Farmer" plows his own furrow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the weeks since a Michigan doctor wrote about 8 combative COVID patients, 6 of them have died. Hope he has a good alibi
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: SC Attorney loses DUI civil suit after skating on at least six previous ones. KINDA NEWS: Was driving with a BAC of .148. FARK: Gets slapped with record $12.5M penalty. ULTRA FARK: It's Subby's wife's ex
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Sat September 25, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
America's "first waterpark" sure seems different now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father was abusive; my childhood was hell. He had millions but blew it all and can't afford to take care of himself. He wants to move in with me. Am I obligated to allow that to happen?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He might have had more success if he'd spent that money on a salary increase
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that Tucker Carlson is a racist POS
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Thu September 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Husband responds to nurse vaccinating his wife by punching her in the face in...Canada?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My fiancée wanted me to quitclaim our home. A background check proved her to be a fraud and liar. Should I go back to my wife and kids?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa says husband Mark Consuelos likes to use sex to settle their issues. No word on whether that's sex with her or other people
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Giving out leftover vaccine doses to eligible recipients in Texas after checking with your supervisor? That's a firing and a referral to the grand jury, foreign sounding doctor guy
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Wed September 22, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Man sees Mountain Dew 2 for $3 special at convenience store, grabs one, puts $2 down on counter, and walks out. Whoopsie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Friday star A.J. Johnson's widow says his fans are showing "fake love" by sending thoughts and prayers instead of money to his funeral fund
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man says having his whole body ravaged by his wife, Morgan Fairchild, was pretty awesome. By his neighbor, Corona V. Irus, not so much
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Got a reservation for a Ford Bronco? Your dealer may screw you over
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan pens heartfelt "Thank you" to the WWE fans. Fark: in The Player's Tribune, adding fuel to the age old debate of why pro wrestling is under the "Sports" tab
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones give Patriots owner a hand with entertainment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Super PAC hits Parnell over protective orders requested by his wife, father-in-law's drinking and portal gun use
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because cyclists obviously lack stamina, look how tired they are at the end of a ride. Compare that to an athlete who has just ridden in a golf cart over 18 holes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Would it be weird for me to volunteer as a youth sports coach when I don't have any kids of my own?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby could also run a 4-min mile in stilettos, steal your wife, Morgan Fairchild, and see her naked. But don't hold your breath
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I are in our 30s and have been married two years. My best friend came to stay with us for a bit; he still thinks we're roomies in our 20s and walked around with only a towel. I caught my wife sniffing his underwear; should I worry?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend was invited to his ex-wife's birthday party, and he expects me to attend. Is it me, or is this a terrible idea?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Force is strong with George Lucas's ex-wife
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Acclaimed swimmer George Wendt, first cousin to "Cheers" actor George Wendt, drowns during swim race in Chicago. Norm cuts back on exercise in response
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Alright sir, what's your name?" "Harry Potter." "Oh, ha ha ha...now what's your REAL name?" "Harry Potter"
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you're a pastor who's been merrily shiatposting about how Covid is a joke, now might be a good time to get your affairs in order
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Family Guy departs Adult Swim, giving the network even more time slots in which to cram Rick & Morty reruns down our throats
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Thu September 16, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Pickers couple: "I've got my own passport. It's called the Bill of Rights." Now they have another passport. It's called a Death Certificate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Teen driver trying to scare jogger succeeds
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
For months Josh G Britt, 36, repeatedly proclaimed he wasn't afraid of no Covid. Actual final FB post: "I am so scared". Tag is for the two kids who no longer have a father
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner made the classic California political blunder: Never go to Australia to film a reality show in the middle of your campaign, especially not when there's a wife-abusing white supremacist talk show host running to your right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I got a 30% raise but my girlfriend is struggling financially. I want a new car. What was the question, again?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The NY Post is suddenly very concerned the president may have misspoke about a past job experience
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
School of public health professor finds gap in public health the hard way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know about a company trying to bring back the Wooly Mammoth. Euphemisms and references to Jurassic Park to the right
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(Insider)
 
 
 
James Corden granted restraining order against his one fan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer threw his third career immaculate inning, tying Chris Sale and Sandy Koufax for the most in recorded history. But wait, there's more... he also crossed the 3,000th career strikeout milestone
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(WKDQ Evansville)
 
 
 
Maryland Mansion left with gold inside of it after owner died. Guess the tour is off then
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(WKDQ Evansville)
 
 
 
Maryland Mansion left with gold inside of it after owner died. Guess the tour is off then
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"You gave me one f---ing warning." claims man who hasn't heard of even one of the TSA's 4,000 mask related incidents reported since February
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I decided that having a threesome was in our sexual best interests, and we went through with it, but it ended with a surprise pregnancy. Is there a preferred etiquette here, and should we do this again?"
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Sun September 12, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
Video
 
I know it's The Sun...but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a year. Trust me
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(The US Sun)
 
Video
 
I know it's The Sun...but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a year. Trust me
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eight lives left
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Sat September 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Voting for Biden in Texas? That's a murdering
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Fri September 10, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, buddy, wanna buy some expensive artwork? Sure, it belongs in a museum, but it'd look great in your bathroom
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Ever since getting married, I've become super hot. My wife, however, has not. And that's presenting a dilemma for me as I know I can upgrade now, but do I dare?"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan's next project will be light, frothy comedy about J. Robert Oppenheimer and the development of the atomic bomb
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Pay what you want for Stephen King's new short story, all proceeds are going to the ACLU
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
We're getting married and have a baby on the way. My wife has offered to pay off my $10,000 student debt and $7,500 car loan. Where can I find a new PS5, and can she claim it in the upcoming divorce?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well Duh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Conspicuous in its absence: "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
He's a bastard. But, maybe not a farking bastard
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(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Judge rules that Turkey cannot recover the Stargazer from DaiMon Bok
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam declared a long lost Van Gogh painting the same thing as your wife's orgasm
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Meet Mike Dempsey, a man that survived the 9/11 attack... and the Las Vegas mass shooting attack. I wouldn't get too close to him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"So I had lots of carefree sex in my twenties, and my STI results have put an end to that party. Or have they?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatsisface -- you know, the makeup-slathered old man who drinks from water bottles the way a hamster nibbles seeds -- made fun of Georgia election officials receiving death threats after they declined to muddy 2020 election results for him
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wood no longer erect after spending time in beaver. Man relieved his home isn't a mess from all that action. He never worried about the consequences because his wife is Canadian, not that you've met her
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pass the popcorn and the sweet tea vodak: Alex Murdaugh's wife ordered forensic accounting of family finances shortly before her murder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that more Trump Org staffers are getting whilst the getting is good and are testifying on their way out
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Mon September 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
8 foot tall and can't hoop? Have I got the sport for you
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife is upset because I found our child's donor siblings. I'm confused as to why she doesn't think that this is a good thing"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sure, Jan
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Australian men are tough. This guy survived four days lost in the bush with no food or water. And he's three
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Prominent South Carolina lawyer Alex Murdaugh, who got shot while changing his tire, is expected to fully recover from his "superficial" injuries...for now
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The ticket agent who checked in Mohamed Atta: "All this stuff comes flooding back - feeling guilty - even though it's well behind me and I know it's not my fault ... My wife says I sometimes scream at night"
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Sat September 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cleanup Continues on Aisle 6
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nick Knaack, anti-vax, gave his girl the 'rone. This old man came wheezin' home
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Fri September 03, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Russian cosmonaut shows home movies. Please ignore the naked shots of my wife, I don't know how those got in there
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Since the devastating split from his sex doll wife, Yuri has found new love. With an ashtray
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(Westword)
 
 
 
The Denver pastor who used to gleefully read obituaries of people who died from AIDS while blaring "Another One Bites the Dust" has contracted COVID. Here's hoping it shows him as much compassion as he has shown others
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Santa won't be delivering gifts this year. (Tag for his anti-vax stance)
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Thu September 02, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
House explodes in Rahway, New Jersey as it was sinking into the swamp - no singing though, as everyone had already been evacuated
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(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
The heir of the late duke who sold Sting his Tuscan vineyard 25 years ago accuses Sting of slander, flat apology, wining. This story has an acrid mouthfeel and a sour finish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like you to know that Jim Jordan's goose is cooked
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Priscilla Presley was so worried about another woman stealing her man that she went everywhere with him, even to get his teeth cleaned
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Sackler Family Feels Full Impact Of Opioid Judgement After Seeing Spot On Tarmac Where Private Jet Used To Be
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Wed September 01, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like the General Lee's in more trouble than a Junebug in molasses. And it's pretty thick molasses, too
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK car manufacturing plant may have had a corpse hatch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sir, playing the violin while your city burns is not a good look
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Tue August 31, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Otherwise unexciting day at work fouled by passing gas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tim McGraw credits his wife, Faith Hill, with being the person who got him to stop drinking. No word yet on whether she'll be the person to stop him from making crappy music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just a quick heads up for those of you who might still be dealing with floodwaters in Louisiana: Watch out for alligators. Also, consider moving
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a nursing mother and I pump at work and store my bottles in a shared private location. But someone is stealing my milk. How can I find out who?"
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Mon August 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, how will Pierce Brosnan survive?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gee Wally, that's not so swell you've been hospitalized with pneumonia
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Pastor: If Trump's not reinstated, the left will 'shut down churches, take your kids, maybe even rape your wife'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like to remind you that you are not, in fact, a horse
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Why didn't they just evacuate?" Answer: "We're broke. No cash or gas, which I guess leaves ass"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shoepisser's family is pissed at him resulting in a feud
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have lots of pets; we bought a big home near the dog park and have given our pets their own rooms. My family is angry at me because I won't let my nieces and nephews stay when they want and give priority to my pets. What do?"
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Sun August 29, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Imagine In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida without the drum solo
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
They should have prayed harder
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know what you need? A robot that cleans your barbecue grill
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Another disease spreads north
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Fri August 27, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hydraulic press guy and his wife film high-speed and close-up of pussy licking
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Georgia man who devised a plot to kidnap his ex-wife and then rescue her in a bid to win her back, didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man shot and killed while roaming a Kansas City park playing Pokemon Go. Gunmen may also have made off with his iPod Nano, Tamagotchi and Mattel Football game
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Can leopards die from overeating?
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
"You're gonna shoot me?" Florida Man asks police officer, moments before the inevitable result
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
"You're gonna shoot me?" Florida Man asks police officer, moments before the inevitable result
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eric Stonestreet trolls the trollers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ex-Giants player flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct in Miami
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is using me for money since he lost his job. I don't want a divorce. Wat do?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, would like to remind you to Vote No on the California Recall Election
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump tries to invoke executive privilege over Jan. 6 documents despite no longer being an executive who has that privilege
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why Fark has the FACEPALM tag
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Wed August 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wanna bone?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jesus forgives, and apparently so does Ben Zobrist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK Foreign Secretary Raab: "With hindsight I wouldn't have gone on holiday during a crisis. I mean, it's not like I'm a corpulent ex-gov from New Jersey"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says Thin Blue Line like a Kentucky Constable who tried to plant Meth on people he wanted to arrest, but then taking a shot at the FBI agent who was arresting him, and then to top it all off, dies of undisclosed illness (aka: Covid) in jail
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It seems there's more to the "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die" scene in 'The Princess Bride' than meets the eye
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
My wife wants to pay for her financially reckless sister's wedding. She told me I was selfish when I told her to let them eat cake
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alan West's wife claims that she wasn't driving drunk, it's just her "brain aneurysm" that made her look so unsteady in that field sobriety test and unable to use the breathalyzer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget the omni-shambles currently spanning the globe. My wife can't load a dishwasher correctly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife says I'm not a real man in bed because I'm not willing to partake in her sex experiment"
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby's wife just got her hip replaced
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cole Beasley farked around and found out...and dragged Gabriel Davis, Star Lotulelei down with him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dad who was "too busy" to get vaccinated has all the time in the world to lay around in a hospital bed after spreading it to all 7 of his children
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"He finally ended up in the ER with dangerously low oxygen levels, exceedingly high inflammatory markers and patchy areas of infection all over his lungs. Last year, a case like this would have flattened me. This year I struggle to find sympathy"
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Mon August 23, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Hayes, former Bruin and Boston College hockey champion, checked at 31
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Congressman Clay Higgins (R-Louisiana) and family get Covid variant. Begs state for monoclonal antibody treatment. Conveniently forgets to tell people to get vaccinated
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Police affidavit states that Allen West's wife had a McDrunky cup in her car when she was stopped for driving erratically
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The ending of Twelve Minutes takes the crown from Mass Effect when it comes to infuriating video game endings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Especially looking for advice from DC-Metro/NOVA farkers. Subby is in a position to buy a house. I work in DC, and have family in Centerville, Ashburn, Columbia, Riverdale and Bowie. These two are my current front-runners. Go with size or location?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bad: You get shot by, and shoot an "intruder" in your home. Worse: It turns out to be your wife's boyfriend. Holy fark: who she's secretly been letting live in your house for a while
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Sun August 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rev. Jesse Jackson and his wife hospitalized for Covid-19
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
All I did was have dinner with Ted Nugent and they arrested my wife
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Fri August 20, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman sentenced to death by hanging for weighing the same amount as a duck may finally have her name cleared...after 325 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the deal with Duke sucking?
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Thu August 19, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe today is the 75th birthday of First Dude Bill Clinton. Party on Bubba
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
11 Time All-Star Bill Freehan Catches HIs Last Fastball
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It turns out that Rep Lauren Boebert kinda forgot to mention on her campaign finance disclosure forms that her convicted sex offender husband's income wasn't so much "N/A" as "$480,000/year working as a lobbyist for aTX energy company"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My sweet little terrier mix dog has killed two animals (squirrel, groundhog) in two weeks in our fenced in backyard. Should I be worried? Should I take away the bird feeder I enjoy so much?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Jeff Beck is about to go broke
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: I can't stop judging my sexual partners by the size of their penis. I know it's unfashionable to be the sort of woman who only cares for hung men, but even average penises are such a disappointment. Am I bad person for wanting real men?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
My wife, Morgan Fairchild, warns of the Hawaii Lieutenant Governor's warning of imminent lockdown. Be warned
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How did Sting got stung when he bought a vineyard? There was no synchronicity
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman: "You look hot, here's a bottle of water." Man: "Thank you, here's my penis"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman: "You look hot, here's a bottle of water." Man: "Thank you, here's my penis"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Colin Jost confirms that he and Scarlett Johansson had sex
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Tue August 17, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'Tiger King' finally abdicates his throne. Hey, anyone remember Tiger King?
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(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Middle-Earth goes into lockdown for one COVID case. The hobbits are not taking any chances
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man who wouldn't get the COVID shot even after own father died from the virus gives his ex-wife an eternity of 'I Told You So'
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
He didn't pray hard enough
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Every mic is hot
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I don't have a job and my new 80 y/o husband won't explain his finances to me, put me in his will, put me on the deed to the house, or even increase my allowance. How can I make sure I get rich when he dies?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"After twenty years, my wife has no interest in sex. She said I can get a girlfriend, but has rules like no sleepovers, no hosting, and our friends, family, and kids can never find out. We live in a small town; she doesn't want this for me does she?"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
When the federal FAFO unit swoops in for a Jan. 6-related raid at a Georgia farm, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution is there -- with a hard-hitting puff profile