Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'whole thing'
Sat October 01, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welcome to the USA. Cat sitter? I see. So what are your views on abortion?
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The important question is: Can they still wear funny hats? The not so important question: Who cares?
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games until the McLaren P1 floats away
source: carvibz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 27, 2022
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
This week in Tory Time: "This whole thing boils down to infectious childlike optimism. It would almost be endearing if it wasn't so completely and utterly f(((ing mad"
source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's like Guitar Hero, but for trombone
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Tucker Carlson wants to talk about my tattoos. So let's talk about them"
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 22, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your pizza needs more hash browns
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed September 21, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Is the world ready for a virtual rusty trombone?
source: pcgamer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 20, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to census department records, census takers who falsified records weren't fired and some even received a bonus. Either that or the whole thing is made up
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 10, 2022
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Kevin Harvick is most decidedly not happy about the new car in NASCAR
source: nascar.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri September 09, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Queen superfan, 78, shares emotional message
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 08, 2022
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Fetterman: Bring it
source: whyy.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 06, 2022
(Axl Rage)
 
 
 
Madlibs: Multiple tragedies cause wrestler to become dinosaur puppeteer
source: leeds-live.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 04, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
GTA: NYC
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 01, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News found a law-talking guy who says the FBI has no case and all they have to do is file for bad court thingie and this whole thing will go away
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 30, 2022
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Man fishing in South Dakota snags a skeleton. Swears to police he had nothing to do with it as his dumping grounds are in Iowa
source: ktiv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 24, 2022
(Audacy)
 
Video
 
12-year-old New Orleans girl gets in fight/bullied on bus, gets off bus & returns with firearm & begins beating on door, whole thing captured on video, mother posts online rant supporting daughter's right to pull firearm on bullies, The Aristocrats
source: audacy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 22, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work Officer Lou, not knowing a gang set up a fake police station right next to your real one for eight months to scam the locals
source: odditycentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Astrophotographers treat us to a picture of the moon like you've never seen before
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former LA County fire captain who took photos of Kobe Bryant and his dead daughter that were shared by deputies walks off witness stand because it's just so hard for him to remember that terrible day and nobody understands his pain
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 15, 2022
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Dad?
source: edp24.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 10, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
GM expands mandatory $1500 Onstar subscription to GMC vehicles and the Cadillac Escalade
source: thedrive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 08, 2022
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Whole Foods founder plans chain of wellness centers and cafes where customers will ... I dunno ... overpay even after he sells the whole thing to Amazon?
source: statesman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 07, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
I say Hut Day. You say Hat Day. Let's call the whole thing off
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 04, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You can now make dessert from your leftover Rice Krispies. No not bars, you cretin. Pie
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 03, 2022
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
How to best set up your grill, for food, not body parts
source: epicurious.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 01, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Former Secret Service agent on its handling of Jan. 6: "The whole thing stinks"
source: esquire.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Come and get it Here's all the stuff leaving Netflix in August... NOOOO NOT WHEEL OF FORTUNE
source: teenvogue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And some smeghead will send it back complaining it is cold
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After getting green lighted on Fark, nightmare spider thingy wins "I Voted" sticker design contest. And now thanks to you, there will be much nightmares, tribulations and lost sleep by the hapless voters you have unleashed this upon
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 28, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't win friends with pickles. You don't win friends with pickles
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 25, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Monty Python super fans go on the Holy Grail of honeymoons in Scotland to see all the places it was filmed. No word on whether she let him go to the church of the virgins
source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 23, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are catching predators in DC, and it's going about as well as you'd expect
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 20, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The true story behind the soul-crushing death of Seymour the Dog in "Futurama," and what the original writer thought after learning that another writer down the line pretty much undid the whole thing
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Should Matt Berry be afraid now that Americans are officially obsessed with him? And should he host shark week?
source: uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 17, 2022
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Everyone makes a list of the best meals they ever had, this thread is for the worst
source: nerdist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 14, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 18 month-old son's first words were 'f*ck that.' How do I stop him from saying that?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Poll shows more than half the GOP is ready to break up with Donald Trump and start dating a younger, hotter, fascist
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 09, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
I'm watching "Arrested Development" for the first time. Why didn't any of you tell me how great it is?
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 07, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers teases hidden secrets of new tattoo "There's a deep and meaningful story and connection to absolutely each element of this art piece, and I'll share a little more about that one day." State Farm commercials may hold clues. Stay tuned
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 05, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"You wasted our money on this?"
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 27, 2022
(Oddee)
 
 
 
Our bakery scanner indicates that you have cancer, that will be 5 dollars for the turnover and diagnosis is on the house
source: oddee.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 21, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Metallica plays Metal Militia in concert for the first time in six years. They must have it well-regulated if that's the case
source: q1043.iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Romance and Big Macs
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 20, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Hole 7 is a par 5, 450 yards. The green is guarded with two bunkers, a water hazard, and a speeding Range Rover pursued by police cars
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tourist destination costs have got right out of hand - woman charged $1300 a night to sleep in a shop window
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 07, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're making ice cream cones, and possibly weed killer, wrong
source: lifehacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 05, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman buys a pair of skates. FARK: The same ones she sold 40 years ago
source: wgal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 03, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field usher swats down impressive beer-cup pyramid, would apparently rather be breaking up fights or something
source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.