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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Gen X softcore for sloppy, pushing-50 frat boys? They are so there
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
What marketers should do to survive the recession amid declining budgets. Bill Hicks would still recommend that they kill themselves
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news! Extortion isn't off the table for President Trump
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Pizza for breakfast? Molto bene
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber gives strong thumbs down to Tom Hooper's "ridiculous" adaptation of Cats, both the original and anally unexpurgated versions
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How The Mary Tyler Moore Show turned on the sitcom world in just 10 eps
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 most iconic heist movies of all time. #1 elegantly steals #4's rightful place on the list
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks women politicians about their experiences with sexism. Obvious: Even the Republican women have to suffer grief from male chauvinist pigs
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite cops
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Rear-engine Jeep? You're gonna need rebar
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Ultra hydrophobic coating expealidocious
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The world record Jenga block tower was obviously built by aliens
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Showbiz 411)
 
 
 
Chuck Woolery no longer has to rely on "Democrat, CDC, media, and doctor lies" about coronavirus - he can just ask his son
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to go to this year's Republican convention. Coronavirus inconsolable
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
The PC master race can now play Halo 3, thirteen years after it debuted on console
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Sat July 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Suuuuuuuuuuure you did, Donnie. Yep, that's perfectly believable. Uh huh, you betcha. No, I'm not being sarcastic at all, there's just something in my eyes from all the rolling they've been doing
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Owner of parking garage honks horn at cop he finds in his garage. Cop does the natural thing by pointing a gun at garage owner's head. And of course the whole thing was recorded
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yo dog, I heard you like Steam. So I put a Valve Documentary on Steam so you can play while you play
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Oh, DIP
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Tab)
 
 
 
"Zeus chained Prometheus to a rock to have his immortal liver pecked out by an eagle once a day for eternity. Had he existed in 2020, Zeus would have strapped him to a chair and made him repeatedly watch this video"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
This stunning Venom sculpture is entirely made from gingerbread
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Mon July 06, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
D'awww meets Weird in social distancing strategies around the world
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I like race cars that don't get into wrecks. Narrator: Subby doesn't actually care about NASCAR. Subby went to college
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Josh Gad brings the cast of Ferris Bueller back for a reunion
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A livestreaming service you never heard of that starred people you never heard of is going away and this has tens of people really upset
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
An oral history of The Onion's iconic 9/11 issue. Come for the towers burning, stay for the hilarity
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Despite our chemistry, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wants children and I don't-not in the near or distant future. I do not dislike children, I just don't want any. But, I'm getting up in my 20s; I want a husband. Should I get over it?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
US fighter jets intercept Russian military aircraft near Alaska...again. No word if Sarah Palin saw whole thing
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Shoes
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Students pull the whole 'school's for sale' senior prank then ruin the whole thing by leaving a sappy note
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A utopia was built in a Minneapolis Sheraton, until the eviction came
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for a relationship as strong as an Arby's bag"
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi is once again selling £15 churro makers so that Brits can satisfy their sweet churro jones at home without the usual mess of deep-frying
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Mon June 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver lays it all out. Watch the whole thing or for the impatient skip ahead to 31:42 (nsfw language)
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yearbook quotes to make you smile. Bonus - not a slideshow
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Taking the time to wash your car by hand will improve your health. Washing your car while wearing a bikini could improve the health of your neighborhood [NSFW]
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother had a parrot for 10 years; it died five years ago. Since then, I've gotten a monthly update about Polly; she'd like the rain, she's pining for the fjords, whatever. It has ceased to be, but she wants me to honor it at my wedding. Must I?"
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fauci could be a big winner at Belmont today. BoneSpurs is scratched
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If they would just turn around and face the other way this whole thing could be over
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Nirvana bassist and Neville Longbottom lookalike Krist Novoselic praises Dear Leader for his excellent speech
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
This fried chicken zip line keeps the crunchy hot goodness flying in NOLA
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Boss names Josef Stalin a past "Employee of the Month." For several months. Joke? Political commentary? Too many quarantinis?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Set it up now: Jon Jones vs. Dana White for control of the UFC
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Food critic Alison Roman gets thrown out with the other rotten veggies at the NY Times
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shiny metal ass sold separately
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Flooding in Michigan claims a true national treasure: The Pontiac Fiero museum
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Wed May 20, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Things you can do with a Sushi Bazooka. And will just put a NSFW warning on it just to be safe
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Sun May 17, 2020
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
With everything going on in the world these days, what we really need right now is some good old fashioned soul music. Welcome, my brothers and sisters, to the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here's the list of Canadian government's six guiding principles for working during COVID-19. America, you need dis
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will Poosh be able to compete with Goop?
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Face eating leopards now eyeing fat head, licking chops
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVID-19? Madge says you're soaking in it
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Nick Price says caddie was joking about being drunk during his record-setting round at the 1986 Masters. It's not as if someone could pitch a no-hitter while tripping on LSD
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who was paid by Jacob Wohl and Zipper Burkman to lie about Anthony Fauci sexually assaulting her comes forward to tell her side of the story and oh lordy, she has a tape
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Boy with hidden agenda upset about previously hidden gender
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Znuh (me) survived COVID-19, was hospitalized, and documented the whole thing. Full summary of what it was like, and tips that hopefully might help you get through it
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Sat May 02, 2020
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Restaurant terrorized by saliva-coated Hand of God
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Get 70's Saturday night fever with this tutorial on disco dancing. 80's Footloose foot-sores to follow
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Thu April 30, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Or you could dry brine your steak and have a delicious and properly seared steak
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It's a use for all those cheap oil barrels. Not the best by any means, but an attempt was made
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
And the winner of the "World Social Distancing Champion" goes to...
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Mon April 20, 2020
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Is it the coronavirus or the Knicks?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spending the Coronavirus trying to find the best pop songs ever? Seems a good use of time
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to be a Playa, you see a Lucifer wants to be paid, has to be paid, or this whole thing falls apart
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's DIY project while you're stuck at home? Build your own Nintendo Switch
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
12-week-old police puppy naps through his entire swearing-in ceremony, hopefully wakes up to join in with the big dogs on woofday 🐾
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My pessimism went away once I began parenting in the pandemic apocalypse"
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Ducky got back
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Modern Family creators discuss the show's touching finale and the possibility of a spinoff [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Let's be honest: The Last Jedi was awful, but Rey was the sole bright spot
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a happily married woman, and I've known my best friend since childhood-we tell each other pretty much everything. Should I tell her that I had a very vivid sex dream about her? I'm not attracted to her, but it's odd"
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