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Sat May 08, 2021
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
To-go alcohol orders looking at becoming permanent. Difficulty: PA
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
96% of iOS users opted out of app tracking. The other 4% haven't figured out how to disable it yet
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunt for 'shark' on Aussie university campus finally ends after satellite tracker found. Yes this being Australia, sharks are everywhere
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Rutgers University: Due to Covid we can not have a live commencement at the football stadium. Also Rutgers: come see spring football live at the football stadium next week
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you plan on organizing an illegal hike through the Grand Canyon, scrub you social media postings before lying to the Feds about it
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
DC: If you've really missed the feeling of sitting in rush hour traffic, you're gonna love Memorial Day weekend
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Subway's new sandwiches unsafe says North American Association of Subway Franchisees
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
It's still not legal if you only sell drugs on occasion
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL: Leicester City and Newcastle kick off week 35. Newcastle could use an extra point but will they be able to nick it from the third position team? Find out 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Record drought has Taiwan rationing water and drilling extra wells as China employs the weatherfication machine tech it stole from Obama. Thanks, Barack
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
"There was smoke in every orifice of the building," said Butte fire chief of blaze which destroyed historic watering hole
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roku now streaming cash
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The NRA's Person of the Week is a plucky little twelve year old girl from Rigby Idaho who is doing her part to smash that "glass ceiling" by showing that girls can be school shooters too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pothole penis painter prosecuted
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Let them make a Freedom Choice of dying at home or outside the ER in their car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nearly as much fun as Scorched Earth it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pine free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite games with online multiplayer? Even the ones who had their multiplayer servers taken down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dogecoin. Much stable. So dollar. Wow
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Live from New York, it's the 20 worst hosts of Saturday Night
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Paramount+ will start releasing new movies every week until morale improves
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cancel Culture Cancels God. This is doubleplusungood, according to Fox News
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old Corner Saloon: Free Pool, Thirsty Thursdays, Dancing Karaoke, Drink Specials, Fake Vaccination Cards, Arrested Owner
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Speaking of two-week-old stories that have aged about as well as a Dodger Dog on the side of the 110
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor John Roberts keeps asking his Republican guests whether Liz Cheney or Donald Trump's version of the "Big Lie" is true because, even as a 45-year veteran journalist, well, darnit, he just can't seem to figure it out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal family wishes Archie a happy birthday. Jughead indifferent, Betty pissed off
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Clueless homeowner who never thought to pull the handle of his 'fake cupboard' discovers he has a dishwasher in his kitchen after 2 years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Following the Noel Clarke revelations, over 800 women in the entertainment industry sign a petition for culture change
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five New England states have already vaccinated about 70% of adults. How many Rhode Island's is that?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Benevolent Google is updating their hybrid workplace guidance to allow some home office and up to a month to work from wherever they want. Because working from a hotel room while the family explores the city is such good family bonding experience
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Moderna posts its first-ever profit in the first quarter of 2021. What on earth could possibly have changed to make this possible?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman buys duck egg from supermarket, lets it hatch
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Despite having served for just 8 months, all of them during the pandemic, Trumps former navy secretary racked up almost $2.5 million in travel expenses including a $250,000 trip the week of Jan 20 to a remote Pacific island with no naval facilities
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
You're boiling your eggs wrong
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 835: "Negative Space". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Giuliani attempts to collect a debt from Donald Trump, has apparently never heard of Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House: Hey red states, if you don't want all those vaccines we'll send them to states that do want them
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Biden's waiving IP Protections for COVID-19. This is a big freaking deal
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Organic farm turns into environmental disaster
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Welcome to the new housing bubble
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trumpist explains the "good" of slavery
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Thanks to generous donations, including one from a millionaire, the senior dogs at Living Grace Canine Ranch have a place where they can thrive, be loved & live the rest of their lives in comfort. Welcome them all to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Y Combinator)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett has refused to split Berkshire Hathaway's stock since it went public. The week after its 58th annual meeting, it's about to trade over 2^32 ten-thousandths of a dollar, or $429,496.7296. We'll see whose computers blink first
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene goes on a stupid Twitter rant, and gets told. She then decides to double down, and gets told again
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
The people who've bought €1 houses in Sicily have a bit of background advice
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Tue May 04, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Flash returns from his two-week time trip to the Rerun Realm with a new episode: "The People v. Killer Frost." at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then it's "Prom Again" at 9 ㏘ on Supergirl feat. talented young actors as teen versions of main characters, both on The CW
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
This is a TEST of the British Columbia Emergency Alerting System, issued by Emergency Management British Columbia. This is ONLY a TEST. If this had been an actual beaver attack, you would now hear instructions to hide your lumber
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
🙉🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New comic teaches kids how to make art out of what's available during the pandemic. Used syringes, discarded masks, unwanted vaccines, and ignorantly selfish asshats?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alberta car dealership gives 68 year old man delivering food a car. Doesn't even pressure him into an extended warranty or undercoating
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Did you really think Law & Order spinoffs were DUN DUN?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know. I got my 200th greenlight last week and have made the Newsletter like a half dozen times, mostly for being funny but last week for being smart, too. But I can't help feeling like I'm just some big phony and everybody's about to find out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Did I overstep my bounds when I called my roommate's family to state that she was missing, left her purse, and didn't have her cell phone on when it turned out that it was just a booty call that turned into a long weekend?"
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Mon May 03, 2021
(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps will be waking up to 24/7 subway service in two weeks
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(River City News)
 
 
 
Miatch McConnell being pulled apart like a wishbone over infrastructure: Brent Spence Bridge linking Kentucky to Ohio is woefully inadequate, but Turtle doesn't want to raise taxes to pay for it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Powerball to give you an extra chance each week to not win anything
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Weeknd will contine to boyctt the Grammy Awrds despte rule changs
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
"Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT a pretty good list of movies involving Cults. What films would you add to it?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun, the faux burger wars have
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rita Ora gives us a gratuitous bra pic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Based on the mugshot, they also seized a baseball cap that has never been taken off before
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Feel free to photoshop my outfit to fit your favorite team. I don't want anyone hating me"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Should woodworking be included as a Maker Hobby? Subby says yes. Show off your latest woodworking project in this weeks Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to premium pen kits, many on sale. Bonus Question: Are you making something for Mother's Day?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Red Lobster's cheddar bay biscuits are the hot item for prom corsages and boutonnieres this year. Which really isn't a bad idea when you think of the extra bread soaking up all that prom booze
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge rules that SC restaurant manager owes $500,000 to disabled Black man who worked at his restaurant under a traditional South Carolinian labor arrangement made illegal by government busybodies under something called the 13th Amendment
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Demon Slayer wins the box office combat against Mortal Kombat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. John Barasso the asso: It's OK when Trump spends America's money but not when Biden does it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bought an exploding sex toy on Amazon? I've got good news for you
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US Army warmly welcomed upon arrival in Albania for Defender-Europe 21 multinational military exercises. What, you didn't know Albania was in NATO, or there was a country named Albania? Albania
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Alberta's government runs away from the mess it made. Quebec gives up and eases Covid restrictions. Ontario continues to ignore its science advisory panel. The ghost of 2020 is haunting Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It probably is hard to remember the words to the Pledge of Allegiance when you can't remember which country you've sold your pledge to this week
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The frightening thing from the abyss that may have sunk the missing Indonesian submarine deep into Balinese waters last week
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Joe Girardi is having a really bad week
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Want to be the first on your block to own a Tesla solar power roof? Hope you got a lot of cash you're willing to part with
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Virgin wants to open up and let everyone in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian police absolutely ruin American's weekend plans in Palermo
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Don't be so quick to think this pandemic is over, the world is now in the midst of the worst coronavirus outbreak yet
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, a couple low impulse control magical people play a game of catch, the New Readers drive continues, and a new charity for May. It's still a free web serial by a farker, it won't kill ya to look
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
No it doesn't
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Sat May 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
When the gatekeepers have eliminated all but the most pure, the only ones they have left to attack are their own
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(Royal Gazette)
 
 
 
France: we'll just test out these ICBMs over this completely empty patch of Atlantic Ocean. Bermuda: HEY WAIT A MINUTE HERE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cockroaches are skittering back under their rocks
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
News: Radio morning show host gets laid off. Fark: Less than a week after he got a tattoo of the radio station on his shoulder
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"So, yes, it just kind of hit me that, 'Martin Scorsese made a movie that became a sitcom that takes place in the same universe as The Dukes of Hazzard.' And that definitely sounds fake"
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Fri April 30, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
US Fish and Wildlife Service crew caught a 240-lb, 6'10" sturgeon last week, believed to have been hatched prior to the 1920s
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Long March 5 rocket's first stage achieved escape velocity while lofting the first Chinese Space Station module. Fark: it's in an unstable orbit and an uncontrolled reentry of some of its 23 tons expected in about a week. Ultra Fark: repeat from 2020
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
6,000 people gather for weekend party in Liverpool "to see how it goes." It doesn't get any better than seeing Fatboy Slim while totally amped up on remdesivir and hydroxychloroquine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now we know what the Queen has been up to since she's been single
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pooty poot the Putin reminds US President Biden that it doesn't have coal-fired supersonic cruise missiles after US ships enter the Black Sea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Japanese fans are scared to play Resident Evil: Village. Capcom's answer? Puppets carrying buckets of blood and chainsaws
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
The Clayton County, Georgia Sheriff's Office has had a bad week. The Sheriff was indicted, a prisoner escapes during transportation, and another prisoner has escaped during transportation today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Legislator, accused of a sex crime, resigns. No, it's not the one you're thinking of
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels will let cast members sit out Elon Musk's appearance next week
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager accidentally moves into retirement community, finds herself loving life in the senior lane, elderberries smell and all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Senator and Astronaut Nelson confirmed as NASA Administrator. And to think, he did it without Jeannie's help
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber and BTS to collaborate on music, opening the seventh seal
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Looks like the Precogs have stopped another future criminal. Rest easy, everyone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Better for your health than those smoke-filled arcades it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Idle Champions free at Epic. Claim it, login this week and get $100 worth of in-game stuff. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite roguelikes?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can I / should I do anything to help some people living in their car next to a neighborhood park? DIT
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Epidemiologist Joe Rogan says Joe Rogan's a farking idiot for saying kids don't need COVID vaccinations
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Thu April 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Researchers examining what they thought was a mummy of a male priest discover the body was that of a woman instead. The fact that she was 7 months pregnant and still carrying the fetus was what professional archaeologists call "a clue"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani triggered a new Four Seasons' Total Landscape craze on Twitter
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I used to claim to be Mexican even though I'm white. Now that I'm woke, how do I handle this?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's Thursday and you need a weekend project. Watch this 9 minute video on homemade bacon, and you've got a tasty one. Tag is for "makin' bacon"
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
This dog flunked out of guide dog school, so she learned to sniff out Covid instead. Good girl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The case for a national vacation week. Sponsored by National Lampoon
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Nibblin' on sponge cake, watching the cruise ships, slicing through coral covered in poop
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'd like to buy an "OWWWW"
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(AsiaOne)
 
Weeners
 
Are Chinese wives secretly feeding husbands impotency drugs to stop their cheating? "It took about two weeks after giving it to my husband for the drugs to take effect. My husband is now very good at home"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Decent odds" and "runaway inflation" are two phases really should not go together
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(AP News)
 
 
 
McMonster quarter has even Grimace grinning
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am 100% white but I lied about having Mexican heritage. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden and Liz were hugging in the closet and the Turtle was there and I saw the Turtle and the Turtle looked at me
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(9 to 5 Google)
 
 
 
Old & stale: remote high performance virtual machines, with the operating system of your choice. New hotness: remote high performance web browser capable of opening hundreds of tabs without slowing down, perfect for all your pr0n streaming needs
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 834: "In Memoriam: Curious". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 28, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Challenge Accepted
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A week is a long time in politics. Unless you're former UK chancellor Ed Balls, who's still getting mockery for a minor Twitter mishap ten years later. ED BALLS
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Charles de Vaulx, legendary value investor, has liquidated his last position. He left an indelible mark on the investment management industry, and also on the sidewalk
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley whines 'Big Tech tried to cancel me' as he self publishes a book on AMAZON, advertises it on TWITTER, using his iPHONE
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Will you shut up man?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Corn prices are getting ready to *POP*
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Netflix creating documentary series about NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace. Expected to finish 15-20th in Netflix's weekly rankings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
12-year old set to graduate High-school and college in the same week this May, a decision he will in no way regret in 20 years when his friends and co-workers share stories about their exploits at prom or the wild parties they went to in college
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And things were really looking up in 2021 when suddenly, Noel Gallagher
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As clips resurface this week on Twitter, VH1 is probably REALLY wishing they hadn't done an Episode of "The Fabulous Life of", their "lifestyle of the Rich and Famous" knock-off series about the "Fabulous" err Jeffrey Epstein
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Want to keep cool? Can't afford a pool? Don't be a fool. Use this farm tool
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(Today)
 
 
 
A chihuahua who had been described in his adoption ad as a "neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating" dog who looks like a gremlin has found his forever home. Please welcome Prancer and his new owner to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News programs keep booking Republicans who voted to overturn the election and they're not being asked to defend and explain their votes and this has to stop
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Not a tree,' say reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Xbox Series X gives a 120 FPS boost to many older games. No need to press the turbo button
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Are you into F1 racing games, I mean really really into F1 racing games. Thrustmaster has a $350 wheel for you
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Media: Hey Kyle Shanahan, is Jimmy G toast after the 49ers draft a QB Thursday? Shanahan: I can't guarantee that anybody in the world will be alive Sunday, so I can't guarantee who will be on our roster on Sunday. So that goes for all of us
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Contestant on Chinese reality show immediately regretted his decision and spent weeks begging viewers to vote him off
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
What does Giants' P Anthony DeSclafani credit for his 100 pitch, 9K, complete game shutout over the Rockies? a) his catcher calling a good game, b) the Giants for scoring 12 runs, or c) the bird that pooped on him earlier this week
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
This week in design fail: city public health department urges residents to "Take the sh*t." Difficulty: not San Francisco
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
367 year old bond still pays interest
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Stick to baseball
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(OMG Ubuntu)
 
 
 
We had a baby, it's a Linux kernel
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Mon April 26, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Bobby addresses his Backlash challenger. Rhea uses her title to mess with people, Will AJ & Omos defend the tag titles this week? Will Lily appear? Drew joins the Strowman Express as they face off vs T-Bar & Mace. Windu? Oh, around 8 PM ET on USA
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Governor DeWine may have lost the bootlicking republican vote
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Here are some pro-tips if you are thinking about breast implants. Subby thinks about them frequently, but more on the end-user side
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"There's a distress call from Gen. Owen on Planet P so get your shiat wired and report in 10 mins." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Starship Troopers 1997 'Where are they now'
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
As we begin to come out of the pandemic we're heading straight into Infrastructure Week
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roger Stone, scared of drones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've always had amazing sex with my wife, but the past two years, it's been on the decline. I'd like to know what to do"
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At the risk of stating what should be obvious: once you get your vaccine jab it takes many weeks to be effective so stay locked down until it kicks in
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If you call the IRS, there's only a 1-in-50 chance you'll reach a human being." OK, I'll settle for an IRS employee then
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old Man yells at clouds
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Last week the Sunday Morning Music Club went back to the '90s. This week, we've set our Wayback Machine to the '80s when MTV ruled, New Wave gave way to Hair Metal, punk stalked the underground, and pop topped the charts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The orders came in whispers. The go juice was loaded out. The pilots worked the weekend, should the rioters start to shout. Records were erased. And the bird never flew. But if you're in CA, someone wanted to send an F-15 after you
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Happy 4th Birthday to a free web serial by a farker. Bonus art, a book, an event and, oh yeah, an installment wherein Mordecai makes it very clear why we vaccinate
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Bobo the Clown is just yanking nuggets of fake victimhood out of her ass now
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Georgia bill would make daylight saving time permanent because criminals have a curfew or something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If anyone wants to watch an NBA game, don't come to Linnie's Pub. We will not air them until Lebron James has been expelled from the NBA." Good luck with that
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Some guy on the internet named Josh challenged others named Josh to fight for the right to the name. Thousands showed up. Spoiler alert: Josh won
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
DMX has monster truck hearse at his memorial
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let's be honest. When you start life with a name like Lonnie Durfee this kind of thing is inevitable
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After fifty years, Sparks and Todd Rundgren have reunited
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET 📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET 📢 Whose street? TRUMP'S STREET VROOM VROOM MAGA
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Away team avoids Section 31 but encounters Covid-19, shutting down production on Star Trek: Discovery
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
This article made me hungry for Mexican food. Also, the technology seems quite interesting too
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Trudeau's got tats
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Outrage for Caturday: new patch for Civilization VI adds a button and animation for scout units to pet their dogs, but not cats. Their response: "One does not simply pet the cat"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans ignoring that the pandemic is the worst it's ever been, continue to keep Covid circulating through air travel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate to meet rising demand, Uber and Lyft are resorting to *gasp* paying drivers more money
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Church spreads more than just the word of the Lord. This is not a repeat from, well, all the rest of them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Clyburn (D-SC) is the next congresscritter to get fined for refusing to be screened at the Capitol. Yes, you read that right
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Twin sisters who married identical brothers give birth at the same time. No word on which ones are the evil ones
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If your Bumble profile includes a photo of you storming the Capitol, expect your prospective matches to do a lot more than just swiping left
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits debate the correct name for the TV remote. In other news, people still watch TV (possible nsfw content on page)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Aussie grandfather has 'proof' he's the secret son of Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and could be the heir to the British throne. (With photo evidence)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gymnast Simone Biles falls ...into the Gap, and scores her own line of performance wear
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. begins closing COVID-19 mass vaccination sites as demand falls
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The GOP's one Black friend will be delivering the official response to Biden's address
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The Trumpian right have decided America is facing a crisis like never before and they are the small army of warriors fighting with Alamo-level desperation to ensure the survival of the country as they conceive it"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than that one jump in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (NES) it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Alien Isolation & Hand of Fate 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite indie games? Tell us inside. :D
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The right wing accidentally boycotts semen to own the libs
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Thu April 22, 2021
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Want a COVID-19 vaccination? Come play the slots at West Virginia casinos no matter what state you live in and you can get one
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yellow Pages apologizes for coupon advertising former denture clinic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady rips the new NFL jersey number rule, probably because he wants fewer TB12's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barcelona president Joan Laporta: "The Super League is absolutely necessary." Left unsaid: "because we cannot control our own foolish spending habits"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is 'impotent' according to a new ad running in Florida
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
A full week of EPL continues with Leicester and West Brom. The Foxes, losers of their last two, need to shore up their top four spot, while the Albies, winners of their last two, can catch Fulham in the relegation fight. 3:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Twitter bots are using this 2017 op-ed as proof that all liberal protesters are paid off by Soros
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. sees unprecedented drop in vaccinations over past week
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Can AI be regulated, or are we heading towards a Section 31 Control disaster?
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
200 million
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian politician. Alone. New laptop. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 833: "Psychedelics 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 21, 2021
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Live from Digital 'Dega, it's Wednesday Night E-NASCAR. Tonight's guest driver is Harvick. (checks notes) KEELAN Harvick. Let's hope they're done before his bedtime since he's got school tomorrow. 7PM ET on FS1
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
India is vastly undercounting the number of deaths from COVID. Cremations vs official covid deaths = 10 times more on average. That would make the last week death toll over 100,000. Scary tag doesn't even cover it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Since locals vote red and would rather be dead and stick it to the libs, North Dakota is offering to stick free Covid shots to Canadian truckers. That's a big 10-4 good buddies
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Soldier dies in paratrooper training jump, completing this week's Fark Parachute fatality trifecta
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Indonesia's navy had a submarine. Had
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Flying electric ferry could revolutionize travel provided the startup can source the 5,000 lbs of pixie dust required for each flight
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(WSLS Virginia)
 
 
 
Thanks to Roanoke's Saint Francis Service Dogs placing Duxi with him, 8-year old Charli, who was born with no hands or legs, is able to have more independence. Please extend a very warm welcome to all of them on Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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Tue April 20, 2021
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nurse on pandemic frontlines finds out Becky is totes adorbs. Tag for the both of them
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
As a bona fide Philadelphian, I simply had to travel to New Jersey to try the cheesesteak at the mysterious $100 million deli business analysts have been talking about
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why Baltimore smells like a creme brulee today instead of its normal aroma of fish and rotten eggs, the Domino Sugar factory is on fire
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it against the law to falsely call in an emergency? Especially if you're trying to "test their response time", Congressman
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(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
This week in unintended consequences: teaching children about groups of people using generic language ends up teaching them stereotypes
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
In a stellar vote of confidence for the American justice system, Illinois governor is activating the national guard for the Derek Chauvin verdict
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Mon April 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you are aware how long it takes the FDA to "fully" inspect a factory, well... Let's just say don't count on many J&J Covid Vaccine doses any time in the near future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is I'll be showering in my bathing suit all weekend in case a deer or family of raccoons is checking me out
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With travel beginning to return Expedia tries to find the hot wire
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Diane Warren proves she's got faith of the heart by performing her 12 Oscar-nominated songs in five minutes
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
"Since the Supreme Court's decision, police officers complain that drug users with small amounts of drugs now defy them"
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT a list of 200 mostly-great films streaming for free. Are any of your favorites on there?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has been told Fusion 360 is the best software for the hobbyist. Subby has found the learning curve to be harder than other design software. Design software is this week's Fark Maker Monday topic. Link goes to the free version of Fusion 360
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
32% of people say that doing laundry is sometimes the highlight of their week. We really need this pandemic to end soon before we all become like those spaceship passengers in WALL-E
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA is already getting ready for the usual verdict in the Derek Chauvin trial
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again people have to be told Garlick can't prevent COVID-19
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Sun April 18, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1906, the San Andreas fault ripped open, levelling San Francisco. The fires burned for a week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Why in Sam Hell would I go to 'Chick-Fil-A' if I want chicken in New Orleans?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pastor uses fraudulent PPP loans to buy Tesla. No word if Rolex-wearing Jesus was first passenger
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The 90's were a weird time for music, marked by the rise of hip-hop and alt-rock alongside older acts trying to retool and newcomers finding niche success. So, let's get weird Nineties style this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Unknown comic somehow is a doctor, on a school board, and an anti-masker. Nice trifecta, but Fark has a tag for it
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's ice cream brings all the tracksuits to the yard
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
ABBA announce Avatar Tour, promise it won't involve the Smurfs or James Cameron
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman spots "baby dinosaur" running through yard. With grainy video. No word if alcohol was involved
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Two week outage of vehicle inspection software has Massachusetts officials very concerned about (a) safety, (b) pollution, or (c) revenue
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The grocery war between Aldi and Marks and Spencer heats up over caterpillar cake
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas. Better yet, just don't go there at all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PeloNOMNOMNOM
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors may actually have two cooperating witnesses against Matt Gaetz now. Enjoy your weekend, Matt
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK will consume 5,000,000 pints of beer on the first Friday night of loose Covid restrictions, and there will be a rise in profits and Covid cases nationwide
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden expected to pick Burns as ambassador to China. Excellent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: "Student dead one day after getting Johnson & Johnson vaccine". Story: "There is no evidence that his death is related to the Johnson & Johnson shot". UPDATE: NY Post took down their article
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook delays unbanning Trump on reports that people still remember what he did
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here... just a woman going into a punching-and-biting rampage over a mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ever go to a girls' basketball game when it stops suddenly, a hockey game breaks out, and it ends up a WWE Summerslam event?
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Top ten pandemic liquors in eastern PA, rated by cash not consumption
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Deserts don't have droughts, that's why it's a desert
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
My office is having a virtual summit next week and asked attendees to add songs to the summit playlist. Help me out Fark. LGT inspiration
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(AP News)
 
 
 
They are *SO* cancelled
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's destruction of the truth happens with a Lai
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to get stuck in your head than the Bubble Bobble theme it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Deponia: The Complete Journey, The Pillars of the Earth & The First Tree free at Epic this week. Side note: favourite game(s) with a challenging AI
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dogecoin spikes 300% in a heckin' week, is now $34bil. Hope you enjoyed this week's "Stupid Human Tricks"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We'll be seeing a lot more bare asses in the Senate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The WFT polls fans with potential new names: "Wild Hogs", "Riders", "Redwolves", "Aviators", "Wayfarers", "Armada", "Awesomes", "Griffins", "Rising", "Rubies", "Swifts", "Jackoffs", "Presidents", and others. Only two of these are jokes
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Thu April 15, 2021
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
A woman and her children faced deportation back to their home country of Honduras in 2018. Since then they have been living in hiding in a church, until this week when they received a stay on the order. Tag is for the church, community and the family
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Biden will do what Trump couldn't and wouldn't because you can't discipline your boss
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(Some Rukus)
 
 
 
If you're a convicted felon riding a motorized scooter, creating a disturbance, and brandishing your gun in a Walmart, you may not want to broadcast it on Facebook live
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Or employers can offer a wage that would make people want to work for them but that's just crazy talk
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Next Week's crew two mission will get Bob & Doug's sloppy seconds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prince Harry is having a very weird week back in the UK as he acclimates back to calling French Fries "chips" and gets stares from his relatives when he accidentally refers to a beef wellington ensemble with lettuce as a hamburger
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Chex Mix made with schmaltz? It's a mitzvah
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
MLB player refuses COVID vaccine for personal reasons, then tests positive for COVID a week later. You can't explain that
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
In order to bring Deadpool into the MCU, Marvel/Disney has to agree to keep ScarJo and RyRey apart. Normally not a problem because the Black Widow is dead, but Superheroes rise from the grave more often than zombies
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British supermarkets go to court in caterpillar cake war
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants to make every debate an intellectual exercise, so he always asks me to 'cite proof' or 'reveal my sources' when all I really want is to smack him. How can I debate a madman like this?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word was out some men from Tesla were looking for a branch / Well, deep in Fresno County there was a hotel and cattle ranch / And there in an asphalt lot on the edge of a ravine / All of the fanboys were waiting on charge machines
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 832: "Hygge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a raise, stock options and an extra week of vacation
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
It's National Fark Week. Fark for free the whole week of Apr... wait that's a 'P'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Discord iOS app users will have NSFW content banned thanks to App Store restrictions. NSFW Discord content on your iOS web browser, or the Android app? No problemo
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Hugh Grant buys a sausage roll
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Normally 'mix and match' is not what one would like to hear in medicine. Normally
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(KPIC Roseburg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Saving Grace Pet Adoption Center in Roseburg, Oregon quite a few abandoned or hoarded dogs and cats have been rescued & many have been adopted. Please welcome Wonder & Olaf to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone denies filming Rambo: Mar-A-Lago
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Make Lunch Count day, so take a moment to beat your lunchmeat until it can count to five
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga pleased with requests for ArtPop II: Electric Boogaloo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
News analysis suggests hypothetical limits of blood from turnips may have been reached
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Stone awakens to see shadow and flee underground: 6 more weeks of scandals
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
These kids are definitely going places
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Police officer who shot Daunte Wright and police chief submit their resignations. Wait, she shot the police chief too? Talk about a bad week
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The cherry trees are budding and the dedicuous trees are putting out leaves two weeks earlier than usual. I set up my AC. Am I jumping the gun? Difficulty: Ottawa, ON (Canada), not one of the four southern Ottawas. I can always claim it is a dry run
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
That three-way game of chicken with the US and Ukraine and Russia continues to advance. We just hit the "YOU BETTER NOT" ... "OH YEAH?" phase
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Streams of DMX's music biked to the top by 928% after his death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats urge Biden to do something about that thing they all complained about daily for like 3 straight years and probably should have had a plan for by now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco urges people to hit the bars and spread Covid instead of buying booze at its stores
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
No republicans support the Covid hate crime bill
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Phoenix police shut down weekly outdoor concert series held by couple in front yard of their home. Couple insists it's because of "just a few people who are apparently unhappy" and not because of "noise, safety, parking, [and] alcohol consumption"
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Chauvin's lawyer tries to shield jury from news that police just shot an unarmed black man in the same neighborhood as Floyd, on the grounds that it looks really bad for the defense
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
The most essential law ever for people living in Ohio has just taken effect. Drink up, Buckeyes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Whenever a Red Sox player hits a homer, he gets a ride in a laundry cart
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sooo, a little column A (that's good), a little column B (that's bad). CNBC in your STEM tab? There's your potassium benzoate
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Recreational runners have an almost 50% of incurring a major injury and once you do, the odds of a repeat increase. The only decision is to STOP RUNNING NOW, YOU FOOLS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spring. Grilling. Burgers. Dogs. Maybe some chicken. Not this guy
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(CBR)
 
 
 
"I'm just a gun-toting weathergirl." Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT Danielle Pineda's Faye Valentine haircut. See You Space Cowboy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Purina just released a cookbook for humans to make yourself meals that taste like the food you're serving your cat and I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, the perfect job for you baseball loving Farkers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby got an Ender 3 v2 over the weekend. The included filament worked as a breeze but it had no branding or information. Let's discuss filaments on today's Maker Monday Thread. Link goes to kg spool on sale. Bonus: Show us your latest print
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In what seems like the plot of a bad Sci-Fi movie, Tim Horn says that in 2029, an asteroid carrying an alien virus will hit the earth, and the anti-christ will come into power
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
How much do you tip a robot?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The giant block fell into the water Saturday at 4:57 p.m. It's official. The ice is out on Joe's Pond and it is Spring in Vermont. Tune in next week when the leaves start to turn color
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's Sunday night, you've had a relaxing weekend, you've got a whole week ahead of you. Why not watch a video about making "popcorn salad" and spend the rest of your evening wondering what the hell is wrong with people?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Treasonous insurrectionist alleges jail guards helped him find out
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Sun April 11, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The substitute Batwoman took time off last week for good behavior. Tonight she faces Black Mask and a new villain on an episode titled "Time Off for Good Behavior." 8 ㏘ EST on The CW
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Car loving Farkers, what are your favorite automotive oriented YouTube channels. Vroom-vroom to the right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week it's Show & Tell Volume 7. Show us a favorite work of art you've made & Tell us the story behind your process, inspiration, etc. Photos, paintings, jewelry, poetry, any art you've created
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man walks up to a random Asian person in Penn Station and tells them "go back to China before you end up in the (expletive) graveyard." He chose his victim poorly
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
He's your albatross. Deal with it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A concerned citizen called 311 to report someone smoking pot, forgetting it was legal and that the band 311 had nothing better to do than respond themselves
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
While Age of Empires IV got hyped this weekend, its creators hinted Age of Mythology may be returning as well. Anyone up for Celtic, Slavic, Aztec, Maya or Sumerian mythology and armies? Subby would like to see Hindu rakshasas on the battlefield
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a healing crystal to Republicans: he does nothing, he looks weird and for no discernible reason, they report feeling better with him around
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not saying the Pentagon is verifying that UFOs are out there, but the Pentagon is verifying that UFOs are out there
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Brazil is building another big Jesus statue. Maybe this time he'll notice and stop the plagues
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Only one motion picture can run in an empty theater for 54 straight weeks and not get pulled. You'd like to know which movie that was, huh? I can tell. You're practically shivering with antici
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
♫ I want my baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat ♫
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Huge 6-foot mountain of rubbish dumped in garden after son "advertises his cottage as illegal tip" (that's British for dump). Neighbors a little upset (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise Studios delays its entire slate of tentpoles by another 3-9 months
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Farkeurs, le Teslas se livre à un tour de passe-passe avec l'argent des contribuables canadiens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roller Rink Manager wanted. $200k/year, $40k bonuses, housing and expenses included
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WrestleMania week pulls into Smackdown tonight with two WM level matches: A Fatal Four-way for the WWE Men's tag titles & the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royale. Plus Roman, Edge & Bryan address the WWE Universe. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sad: Man tries to accompany body of dead partner to home. Weird: by driving with it in the passenger seat from Spain to Switzerland. Fark: Partner was 3 weeks dead and quite stinking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man who broke Covid curfew laws to buy drinking water dies after police exercise him to death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mistakes were made, masks were unworn, so here is another Covid surge
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Where will we find a possible solution to saving the planet's reefs? IN THE LAB, CORAL. IN THE LAB
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Guess who just joined Mar A Lago? Go ahead, guess
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supply of the COVID vaccine could exceed demand by the end of the month, well before we've reached herd immunity. Thank you, white republicans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier on your brain than figuring out some of the moon logic in classic point & click adventure games it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3 out of 10: Season 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite mods?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Farkers, meet your live-action, all grown up Powerpuff girls in costume
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Watch out Kardashians, there's a new contender for best "junk in the trunk" on TV. And it's not who you think it is
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bolsonaro's plan to fight insane pandemic problem? Brazilians dead
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What Gaetz wants, Gaetz getz. In this case sex with a teen by Venmoing her via his sex-trafficker buddy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swansea City to boycott social media for a week to pressure the sites into tackling online abuse. Coincidentally, a week is how long it will take those companies to figure out what a Swansea is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sure it's a small town, and a local election, but not ONE vote? Is this a failure of government, the citizens, or an indictment of the whole damn election process in America?
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Paradox to make Dick freely available to all next week
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump senior aide and Wormtongue cosplayer Stephen Miller launches PAC to challenge Biden's policies called "America First Legal" and is being hailed as a "conservative ACLU"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you don't want to hear all of the racists things that some 12 year old is screaming at you while playing Call of Battlefield but still want to hear some of them Intel has the solution for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon now brewing its own beer
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
This week in 1974, the first California Jam occurred, featuring Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Black Oak Arkansas, The Eagles, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Earth Wind & Fire, Rare Earth and...SEALS & CROFT?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 831: "Challenge Accepted 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southerners: "My, what wonderful weather we're having." Weather: "Hold my beer"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So we can start calling it the London flu?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A Non-Fungible Token for this week's writer's thread can also be purchased for the low, low price of submitter's self-respect, or you can just click on this link. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Non-Fungible edition
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
D.C. as a state? The House will vote the week of April 19. No taxation without representation. If it doesn't pass 435-0, are those who vote against really Americans?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I lost my ID, so I drove halfway across the state to my friend's closed office on a weekend to ask him to replace it. But then I found my ID, so actually there's no proof it was ever gone"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of US residents could have a shot of Covid-19 vaccine by the weekend. Key word here is "could"
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(New Musical Express)