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Thu December 08, 2022
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Tech company that has perpetually over-promised and under-delivered currently preparing to cross its fingers behind its back once again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In allowing a lawsuit brought by 1/6 victims against Trump to proceed, a federal judge finds that there is a "colorable claim" the Trump incited the riot that day. Just what you'd expect from a liberal activist judge appointed by... oh that's awkward
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Sonic the Hedgehog" creator can't stop hoarding gold rings before they're available, gets arrested twice for it in three weeks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vegas has spoken and the Minnesota Vikings are complete frauds
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 918: "Hot as H" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Early reports say the boy befriended a surly panther and a singing bear, but declined to reveal secrets of man's red fire (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
T. J. Holmeswrecker
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
The Rhode Island state government to the homeless camped outside the State House: "Go be homeless somewhere else"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rep. Gonutz stands by the statement TFG says he did not make
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Attack of the Giant Avocado!
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Another day, another recount brought to you by Arizona
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Much of the US is facing a Snowmageddon by/through this weekend. Maybe they'll give it a name, like bomb cyclone or polar vortex. Or Fred
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mars to disappear tonight. TA-DAAAAH
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Two signs in the comms cabinet said "Do not unplug." You'll never guess what happened next
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This kind of week could break Donald trump, says increasingly calm man
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Small dog sent through airport x-ray machine, according to TSA. Your dog wants a lead apron
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(Some Prankster Pup)
 
 
 
Dog pulls fire alarm at day care, earns Caturday detention
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shark week too white, great
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Business
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Tue December 06, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you like it then you must put a blue ring on it. Ford is requiring serious commitment and investment from dealers going forward with EVs. Although, you can get by for $500,000 so long as you don't want to sell more than 25 EVs a year
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The three most likely days to die of a heart attack are only weeks away. Or if you're a Lions fan, pretty much every Sunday is a chance for the sweet, sweet release of death
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: two "last chance" matches for NXT:Deadline. Tony D returns to action as Stack's weekly money "was a little light", Grayson stirs the pot & Pretty Deadly tell "A Real Christmas Story" and drink Ovaltine starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCONN guawd Fudd expected to miss thwee to six weeks
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Sorry, despite last week's "news," we aren't any closer to thinking that traversable wormholes are possible within our Universe
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #022. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Futurity)
 
 
 
"Well, duh," as Garfield said
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the Week 14 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Final stretch of the season so the team of monkeys bangs out a list of what every team is #1 in, while once again ranking that team way too high
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Flash will disappoint audiences a week sooner
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Scottsdale Police: emergency school lockdowns last week were actually because of AC/DC
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Mon December 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
MCU fans that watched Infinity War but skipped Endgame confused by Gamora's appearance in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Trailer
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The National Post reverses course on the Alberta Sovereignty Act, says nothing to see here, let them pass this powerless cute little law, it's no biggie really. Next up: Troy should bring horse inside gates
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"We had to prevent a 2nd Bowling Green Massacre"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drugs, gambling, shopping, food, and lots of other vices are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 24-30: Redneck Wedding Soup Edition
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Last week: Jacob deGrom signs with the Texas Rangers. Mets fans = 😭 Today: Justin Verlander signs with the Mets. Mets fans = Jacob who?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hola, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Arting thread
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(Digg)
 
 
 
13 years ago, THIRTEEN, Garfunkel & Oates did a comedy routine called "Who Said It: Kanye or Hitler?" How did they KNOW? HOW?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kremlin says Putin will "soon" pay a visit to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Every Ukrainian sniper, drone operator, and HIMARS crew thinks that is a GREAT idea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Workers are now simply ignoring executive mandates to return to the office: "What's the point of me being in my office, just because they want to see me in the office?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to ask in a mirror "You talkin' to me?" than Travis Bickle its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movie Anti-Heroes. Who did they miss? Who did you like?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
I mean, just because Trump is running around and screaming about overturning the Constitution, it isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Last week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's Nazi dinner party. This week: top GOP'ers silent over TFG's shredding of the US Constitution. It's as if they signed away their balls
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Malfunctioning lights at busy train crossing lead to crash. Fark: 7 crashes in 5 years
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Sun December 04, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty. S.№6 Ep.№9 "A Rick in King Mortur's Mort". 11 ㏘ EDT. Cartoon Network. Sorry, subby's not gonna trust episode summaries of this series anymore after what happened last week (not that any were available this time anyway)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh James
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rumor has it that moderate Republicans are in talks with Democrats to derail Kevin McCarthy's bid for Speaker. Naturally, Trump is freaking out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win between the Jaguars and Lions in the battle of cats? Can the Jets conquer the Vikings? Will the Eagles fly high against the Titans? Can the Chiefs tame the Bengals? Week 13 is going to be a thriller when it starts at 1:00 PM ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just like life, music has its ups and downs. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is experiencing the highs and lows of music, going up up and away in our beautiful balloon to a land down under (and all upside down points in between)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Do we still need to be concerned about Covid misinformation?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pele is playing in extra time, moved to hospice after chemotherapy stopped working
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is going on AutoPilot this week, so just about any song I've played this year is fair game for the AP to select during the 3 hours starting at 8PM ET. How many Sir Elton songs will be played?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like it's going to be a great time to buy a home soon
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bear decides Florida Man's porch is just right for a snooze
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to take a 3-month sabbatical? People who like to get paid, apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US gas is cheaper than before Russia invaded Ukraine
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Second time in a week, a San Francisco bus lives out GTA fantasies, hits 16 cars, gets to four stars. No helicopter though
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Fri December 02, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let me put on some maudlin background music to tell you that Tom Rinaldi traveled more than 18,000 miles over 10 days to cover the World Cup, NFL and college football
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amazingly, the Houston Texans have not been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet. Here's how they can make the playoffs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maker of TGI Fridays 'Mozzarella Sticks' sued for containing no mozzarella; flavor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats take a page out of the GOP playbook
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seasons beatings. Violent Night slays at the box office
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
35% of Millionaires are terrified they won't have enough to retire. Meanwhile, for the rest of us. Cat food is buy 6 get 1 free at Walmart this week
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So Mr. Michigan Prosecutor, why did you wait 7 weeks to issue a felony weapons charge on a Michigan player, when it took just 1 day to charge an Eastern Michigan player for the same thing? Prosecutor: GO BLUE
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Buffalo beat Akron in their makeup game from two weeks ago? Does North Texas have a prayer versus UTSA in the CUSA Championship? Will Utah put a kink in USC's playoff plans in the Pac 12 Championship? Games are at 1:00, 7:30, and 8:00 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The US added a quarter million new jobs in November and unemployment is at a 53-year low, but don't you worry there's a big ol' recession juuust around the corner, massive...YUGE, annny second now.., real soon
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump Org lawyers: "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John will headline Glastonbury 2023, zero hour 9AM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Have you heard the one about a comedian's joke saving a woman's life?
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than getting Hilda (FE:3H) to do some work it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Fort Triumph & RPG In A Box free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Pokemon Scarlet/Violet? Front Mission 1st R? Side note: favourite holiday games?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we all should be putting our paper towels in the fridge
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(MSN)
 
 
 
According to Newsweek, Russia has finally slipped up. Not sure what they call what Russia's been doing for the past 10 months, then
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deshaun Watson: Let's not bicker and argue about who sexually assaulted who
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Thu December 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 13 of the NFL season with the Bills visiting the Patriots. Josh Allen vs Mac Jones, two AFC East rivals meet for the TNF experience. Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facing the nightmare scenario of both Alabama and Ohio State missing the playoffs, the CFP expands to 12 teams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 4-day workweek trial is a huge success. It turns out that people don't like working an extra day when they don't need to. It was also good for business. Average revenue rose 38%. This is not a repeat from feudal times or the industrial revolution
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
"The Masked Singer really needs to end." End? Hell, it never should have started
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Tim Cook has developed incredible skills in handling prickly, erratic, self-absorbed billionaires
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(NFL Spin Zone)
 
 
 
Washed up, overrated, disgruntled, pampered prima donna Green Bay QB headed to the Jets? This is not a repeat from 2008
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It only took Elmo 5 weeks to try to rev up advertising sales. If you spend over $500K, you can have double the impressions next to Nazi tweets. Oh, and the the prior ad team either resigned or got fired
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
435K Teslas backing up in China this week to go with the 80K recalled last week. #winning
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kroger up on news we're spending more on food. duh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot jumps on Tim Apple: let them (slap) fight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lamar Jackson's week from hell continues
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Police chief allowed to retire from force, avoid jail, get blowjob
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More than 800 North Carolina HS basketball referees might get called for walking
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Father shows underage son how to clean AR-15 with safety off, on TV tray, manages to shoot young daughter in her hip, lower abdomen. Alcoholism definitely involved
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 917: "Horizontal Orientation" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Broncos have a cunning plan to defeat the Ravens this weekend. They've signed Lamar Jackson
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(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Zach Wilson is taking his, errr, leaving your ball and going home
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joy Reid: Corporate needs you to find the difference between Nick Fuentes and the standard GOP
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly thinks that Will Smith should have been cancelled for getting into one little fight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Walker, Texas Danger
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is being crashed by a special guest. Hear a replay of founding member David Newton discussing all things Mighty Lemon Drops related on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Broncos-Chiefs flexed out of Sunday Night Football as the beating will be too severe for a national audience
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wednesday is creepy, kooky, and breaking streaming records
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russia suspends nuclear arms control talks with the US over 'differences,' possibly like the fact that theirs probably don't work any more
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: HBK & friends announce the Iron Survivor contestants. Fallon faces Kiana, Nikkita & the Pocket Ninjas battle Toxic Attraction, Indi vs Roxanne, DIJAK has a match & hopefully more Duke/Chase U stuff. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer / Didn't have a single care / Until the night poor Rudolph / Got all farked up by a bear ♪
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Bethlehem to become next city the protagonist comes home to when they want to settle down, raise a family. Wait, I've seen this movie somewhere before
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari team boss fired. Would have been fired last week but Ferrari sent the letter to the wrong house, and then waited until the postman had delivered everyone else's mail before deciding to post it
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pitfail
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(ESPN)
 
Weeners
 
He's baaaack
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 13 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - behold the laziest of expectations and wonder at the clown-like ability to continuously rank that team way too high
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AJ Brown got so sick that he lost seven pounds in a single day, and he burst a blood vessel in his eye while vomiting. Or as Texans fans might call it, "Every Sunday"
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Mon November 28, 2022
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Popular streamer "Dr. Disrespect" gets himself suspended for a week for being... wait for it... disrespectful
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rory McIlroy confesses to trying to kill Tiger Woods
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns cut Dobbs. Rest of F-Troop looking over their shoulders
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-MI6 warns British citizens that Russia has sleeper cells in the country that can kill on command. Meanwhile subby just matched with Svetlana on Tinder and can't wait for the first date this weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Who's up for a new Kevin Spacey movie?
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(CBS Sports)
 
Hero
 
Tom Brady has 218 game streak of winning when up by a touchdown or more in the final two minutes snapped. Hilarity: By the Cleveland Browns
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You can now view the original PDA world through rosy-Palmed emulated glasses
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Broncos player getting sick of under-cooked Hungry Man meals every Sunday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Got a case of the Mondays? Never fear, your weekly F'artist thread is here
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Green Bay needs to be open to Love
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National French Toast Day. Prepare yourself for National Greek Buns Week
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Unlikely to receive the Christopher Guest parody treatment it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Mockumentaries. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan's president meets with Putin and comments that the kool-aid served was very nice
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Newfie donates a Christmas tree to Boston, along with his children Angela, Carmen, and Andrew, as is the tradition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Incoming GOP leaders says our weapons are too complex for Ukrainians. "Our air defense systems are so complex, we need to make certain that we work with partners and pull together an air defense system that they can" blah blah blah
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
White supremacist who drove 3 hours to Buffalo, shot up supermarket in black neighborhood, killing 10, wounding 3 others, to plead guilty on all counts. Because he's guilty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers left Sunday's game with an oblique injury, as the Packers didn't want to be more specific
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Four Texas A&M players entered the transfer portal over the course of the last week. Seems a bit Fishy to me, err Fisherey?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you kill someone and can't figure how to dispose of the body, don't ask for advice on Instagram
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Of course your dog loves you. You give him steak on the reg, right? RIGHT?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean McVay takes the hardest hit the Rams doled out this season
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Sun November 27, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers player suspended for using performance enhancing substances. Stupid tag has pity on the rookie bench warmer who was on the field for a single play in the whole season, sends out Awkward tag instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham Jr reportedly "coming in and out of consciousness" and has been escorted off a plane. He must have had the fish
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Expanding on last week's tweet, America's favorite pillow CEO vows to challenge Ronna McDaniel for RNC chair
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump: It was like looking in a mirror
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The battle over backyard chickens continues
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Week 12 has the Bucs against the Browns, the Texans battle the Dolphinss, the Bears travel to play the Jets, the Chargers fly in to play the Cardinals, and it's the Rams vs. the Chiefs, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon is about to invent WeChat
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(Some Guitar Guy)
 
 
 
Be it electric or acoustic, six string or twelve, made out of a cigar box or the finest imported woods, there's just something magical about how a guitar sounds. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best guitar songs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The surprising thing isn't that a company would like to pay their employees in gift cards. It's that they APPEALED THE COURT'S DECISION when told to fark off
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Phelans from Pinion earn phelanies in Phelan
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET it's Noise Factor on Big E Radio. This week's smattering of tunes includes Early Moods, Death Yak, and Villagers of Ioannina City. Also, the doom dial gets cranked to 10 with Dopethrone, Drune, Hangman's Chair, and more
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) starts with songs whose title begins with 'O', then this week's Birthday Hour. In the Superman Hour, Jimmy Olsen and Mary Hennig are about to meet their doom at the hands of counterfeiters
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(Whiskey Raiders)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is releasing a new bourbon whisky called "Conspiracy". No word if it's the same stuff he downs a couple of quarts of just before going on the air every day
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Concerts, Lawsuits, Streaming content creators, and European history are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 17-23: Swamp Johns Edition
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(Miss Manners)
 
 
 
Canadians are rude
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's rivalry weekend in college football. The biggest game comes first, OSU/Michigan at Noon ET. Also, USC, TCU, LSU, Alabama, and Clemson all try to stay relevant in the BCS playoff hunt. Grab a beer and hate your neighbor for the day
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trudeau defends using emergency powers against morons
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Fri November 25, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo chews on his nuts at World Cup
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Trump was perturbed by Ye asking the former president to be his running mate in 2024"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Plenty of action on Black Friday for Week 13 of college football. Can Cincinnati withstand Tulane? Can Texas beat Baylor? Can UCLA defeat California in the battle of the bears? How about the two Florida teams (Florida and FSU)? It begins at Noon ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest fashion trend: no pants
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Less rage inducing than certain levels in Super Star Wars it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Star Wars: Squadrons free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Tell us inside. Side note: favourite systems/games back when you were a kid?
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Some England fans thought it would be a good idea to dress like they were re-enacting the Crusades in a Muslim country (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Evangelicals looking at other options besides the orange option
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Your dog does not want turkey, please compost Thanksgiving leftovers
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(AP News)
 
Hero
 
After Germany offers Eurofighter planes and Patriot air defense systems to Poland, Poland says Ukraine should get them instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out the only years Donald Trump ever reported positive net income was when he started stealing money from Republican voters
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Offering an excuse with saying it's an excuse: "Aaron Rodgers hinted that his right thumb might be broken during his weekly appearance with Pat McAfee." You'd think he'd be immunized
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(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Despite pictures of many empty seats, Qatar reports World Cup soccer games take place in sold-out stadiums. That can mean only one thing: Invisible soccer fans
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 916: "Thanksgiving" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 23, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Qevin McCarthy ( R-edundant ) pledges to do something Congress does every day in session as required by their rules
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
What the Pho? Grandma yells at car thieves who just stole her car with grand kids inside. Thieves immediately crash into building
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
This year's Ryan Leaf Award goes to
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoard of ancient Celtic gold coins stolen from museum. Police searching for time-traveling Vikings
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After the Buffalo Bills played at Ford Field over the weekend, the team donated $20,000 to the Detroit Lions foundation and sent over Tim Hortons coffee and donuts to thank Detroit for its hospitality
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Keep your neighborhood plumber's number on speed dial, Brown Friday is lurking this week
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
BART considers drastic measures like cutting weekend service to let the seats dry
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Awwwwww yissssssssssss
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Get busy once a week if you want a long life. Subby says "I wish"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Some teams should be thankful that the rankings only go to 32 while others can rely on the usual crack team ranking them way too high
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"A week later I received an e-mail that said, 'Hey. Your shipment was overweight and oversized, and so we've charged you an additional $1,321.00.'"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jay Leno reunited with his denim
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Several weeks before 4 college students were stabbed to death in Moscow, ID, pet dog was "skinned from head to tail" in its backyard at night. Probably nothing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, how likely are you to be the only Robot Assistant left?
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Mon November 21, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The hit Jaguars' safety Andre Cisco put on Chiefs' WR JuJu Smith-Schuster last week wasn't worth 15 yards, but it is worth $6,000
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Asuka and Dom's "Mami" battle for team advantage going into Survivor Series. Seth tries to avoid Lashley, Theory & fashion advice. Meanwhile, Can Miz avoid another set up by Gargano? Find out if he does starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos lose possession of RB Melvin Gordon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Twenty-five days ago, Tucker Carlson predicted that there would be no more diesel fuel by the Monday of Thanksgiving week, and that our economy would crash because everything runs on diesel fuel. Well, guess what day it is. Go on, guess
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Real Men of Genius, featuring Elon Musk. In this week's episode let's break the thing that actually makes money in favor of a new business model that will not make money
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Sheetz gas stations to drop price of gas to $1.99 over Thanksgiving weekend. But wait, there's a catch
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to create. Welcome, F'artists, to your weekly Arting thread. What fuels your creativity?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America may be facing a national rail strike in as little as two weeks, surprising millions who had no idea we even had a national rail system
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Sobriety is not for everyone. Ask your doctor if sobriety is right for you. Better yet, ask if sobriety is right for your doctor
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
Likely to fall into a food coma after arguing with a drunk uncle on Turkey Day its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss movies/TV seen this week. What've you been watching? LGT Thanksgiving Films. What did they miss? Which did you like?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead apparently (and finally) came to an end this weekend
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Very good boy learns elementary sign language in just 8 weeks, still wants steak
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CBS didn't waste time airing the debacle that was the Viking/Cowboys game, cutting out in the third quarter. But cutting to the Bengals/Steelers game? That was cold
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 271 of WW3: Interesting. Germany has offered to help Poland defend its airspace with fighter jets and anti-missile systems after last week's deadly missile incident near the Ukraine border. ACHTUNG, it's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Republican election official in Maricopa County has to go into hiding after violent threats from the Lake campaign
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Huh, it's almost like someone who grew up filthy rich from apartheid blood emeralds is A-OK with racism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Holiday treats, musicians, energy, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 10-16: Sneaking in the Turkey Edition
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Live from Regina, the 109th Grey Cup is upon us. Where the Winnipeg Blue Bombers will try to become the 1st team in over 40 years to win 3 in a row while Toronto fans are confused about being in a championship game. Kick off @ 6:00 pm ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Week 6 NHL Power rankings from THG sees the board start to stabilize as the teams have found their skates. There is little change at the top of the list but Anahiem still being ranked too high
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Home ownership now universally attainable, as mortgage rates drop the most in over 40 years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 11 of the NFL bring us the Bills hosting the Browns in Detroit. Other key matchups see the Jets visiting New England and the Vikings looking to continue their magic against Dak and the Cowboys. Also, Russ will attempt to cook against the Raiders. Starting @ 1 PM ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: #thosegrapesweresouranyway
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Man charged $100 by airline company for using the force
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(Some Cold Guy)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, it's gotten a wee bit cold for a good portion of the Northern Hemisphere. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is bundling up in our finest winter coats and listening to some great cold weather music
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
The Uso's are starting to become to wrestling what Jimmy Fallon is to comedy
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Journalists attempt to migrate from Twitter to Mastodon, discover why site is named after something that has been extinguished
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thanks for coming to career day, Mr. Treviño. Next up is Skyler's dad and he does data entry for Wells Fargo
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Long live Jambi
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Sat November 19, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen defends high ticket prices like a boss
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sorry ESPN, but it's friggin' cold here, Monty The Moose out front shoulda' tol'ja, AC's onda fritz er somethin'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lone wolf arrested after stalking the leader of the Pack
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Did anyone else feel a great disturbance? As if dozens of for profit schools and one DeVos cried out in fury?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday Hockey Thread week 6.. 15 games up today, From the Devils in Ottawa at 1:00 PM ET to the Rangers at the Shark Tank at 10:30 PM, everyone plays but the Nucks and Yotes, and (checks standings...) that's probably for the best. Let's do that hockey
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Occasionally the DOJ does take Swift action
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Does Austin Peay have a prayer against Alabama? Can Georgia wallop Kentucky? How about the rivalry of USC and UCLA? Can Oregon fend off Utah? Week 12 of college football begins at 11:00 AM ET with Navy and Central Florida
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Probably?
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Retired USAF Lt Col found guilty on six charges for invading Senate chamber during 1/6 US Capitol terrorist attack. Kiss that military pension goodbye
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikipedia vandals, for more than a decade, most of the world thought a Scot named Alex MacMasters invented the electric toaster. Now that this hoax has been revealed, Elon will finally get the recognition he deserves
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At this rate he might be in danger of losing a comma or two
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to see how much saturated fat comes with all that fiber
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(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Ireland tells Russian embassy staff to fark right off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon: "I'm unbanning people." Also Elon: "Not so fast, Donald"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 12 of the college football season continues with two Friday Night matchups. Will it be South Florida or Tulsa that wins (9:00 PM ET on ESPN2)? Will San Diego State conquer New Mexico (9:45 PM on FS1)? More Friday Night fun here, folks
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Democrats squeak out win, will control House
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a tacit admission his "ready, fire, aim" strategy at Twitter is a failure, Elon Musk asks for "anyone who actually writes software" to help him understand what he's done
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Hey kids, if your school bus driver pulls over to lecture you about being unruly, be sure not to call 911 with false accusations
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bahamian regulators stole $477,000,000 from FTX over last weekend. They cited the classic "It's ours" defense which has worked over the centuries
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Funky Winkerbean ends after 50 years of hijinks and cancer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters urges Americans to have unprotected sex and propagate the species before "foreigners"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Qatari royal family: "You thought you could enjoy a beer with your footie? Yoink"
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely better than renting Lester the Unlikely, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Dark Diety & Evil Dead: The Game free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: funny/amusing gaming stories? (Single-player or MP) Tell us
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(Huffington Post)
 
Hero
 
Tom Petty's estate to Kari Lake: "Don't come around here no more"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon: ThisIsFineEverythingIsFine .gif
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Intrepid reporter creates burner account on social media, experiences what Twitter is like when viewed through emerald-colored glasses
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
For us gaming nerds whose Nintendo Power collection was lost over the years, the entire series is online until they inevitably take it down
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
And here is what all the buzz is about in the entomology world lately
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Before you make the Vikings Super Bowl contenders, just remember that they're still the Vikings
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne "performed" in the Metaverse, and it went as well as any other Ozzy performance
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
How to get out of jail on capital murder charges after shooting wife in front of your child: 1) Sign up for "nine-month Christ-centered residential recovery program for men who struggle with substance abuse"
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Thu November 17, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Georgia: Warnock campaign acts on the assumption that Trump's endorsement of Herschel Walker is the kiss of death
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
New Hampshire's Ice Castles aren't new, but now they're adding a bar to the mix
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL moves Browns vs Bills game to city that would like to see a professional football game some day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Look, Senator Warnock is a patient man, but when a guy who only recently acknowledged the existence of some of his own kids attacks him for "not keeping his own kids"? Yeah, that will piss him off
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 11 of the NFL season with the Titans visiting the Packers. Ryan Tannehill vs Aaron Rodgers. Will Tennessee win or can Green Bay continue the momentum from beating Dallas? Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DNA analysis reveals that Ro attempted to wade
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly fell asleep during Trump announcement. Sounds like he wasn't grabbing her
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: bankruptcy consultant says "FTX was the worst case of corporate failure that he had seen". Fark: consultant also handled Enron
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Binance responds to criticism of crypto industry: HFSP, bro
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
QT says he's shooting an 8-episode mystery show next year. Somebody else will no doubt foot the bill
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Early man started complaining about people heating up fish at work almost 800,000 years ago
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Those Qatari World Cup apps? Their goal is world class personal data scoring
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bush goes commando
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crypto-President Nayib Bukele pledges to buy the dip. And the next dip. And the next dip. And the
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chopsticks or metal utensils?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney is putting the first two episodes of Andor on regular TV and Hulu over the Thanksgiving weekend, so you can watch your MAGA uncle root for the Empire
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 915: "Abstraction" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
You can now bet on which airline will cancel the most flights over Thanksgiving. JetBlue has 9 to 1 odds. Guess who's the worst?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Results of 4-day workweek trial in the UK prove that 86% of companies are willing to lie to researchers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Witness the very epitome of "throwing away good money after bad"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The history of the Basque language may have a new happy ending after this hand job reaches completion
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
As pickleball increases in popularity, doctors report rise in number of Pickle Incidents
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 4-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Wall Of Voodoo, Peter Gabriel, The Godfathers, Bauhaus, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #411. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Woman dances with Obamas, dies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you notice a lot of MAGAts losing their minds this weekend, it's because Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi is getting married at the White House. Don't bother telling them lots of other presidents have done this. They don't care
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chris Evans is paying the price for having a private life, America's Ass
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The gEniUs has revealed his gEnIuS plan to turn Twitter around. Tl;dr the beatings will continue until morale improves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week'
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Well, then what's the point, Jurgen?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In great news for NFL fans who watch games on TV in heated dens as God intended, winter storm headed for Buffalo could force Browns-Bills game to be played in 2 feet of snow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Georgia superior court judge has overturned Georgia's six-week abortion ban ruling it unconstitutional and saying it cannot be enforced
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police: Four college students were stabbed to death; we have no suspects. Also police: There's no danger to the community
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We've now come to the time in the economy where investors demand companies like Alphabet fire tens of thousands of people so they can sustain their cocaine and yacht habits
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bane out 2-3 weeks with injury, vows to get revenge by blowing up Gotham City
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jay Leno suffered 3rd degree burns to face and hands, may require skin grafts. Doctors optimistic and told him to keep his chin up
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #021. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Whoopie Goldberg: "It was a shock, because I'm triple vaxxed, I haven't been anywhere, I haven't done anything"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MACtion is on the menu for tonight's college football thread. Can Bowling Green fly past Toledo at the Battle of I-75? Will the Bobcats tear down the Cardinals and secure a spot in Detroit? It's your College football Discussion Thread
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Client #3 reacts to Kari Lake's defeat like he was forced to fulfill an ATM bet on video
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 11 ESPN NFL Power Rankings - This week the discussion is about evaluating their own pre-season brilliance. Of course that team is still ranked way too high - what do you honestly expect at this point?
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: people study for months for exam. News: exam is canceled at the last minute. Fark: because of a lawsuit alleging bias in an entirely different exam
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
So who wants to tell Edgerrin James that four out of the five presidents he listed were historically awful at their job?
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
2 out of 3 in two hours isn't bad - unless you're doing bank robberies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Good afternoon, F'artists. Welcome to your weekly Arting and Crafting thread
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk says free employee lunches at Twitter HQ were costing more than $400." And don't get him started on each floor of Twitter HQ, which currently costs about $1 million
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos: "I'm going to give my entire fortune to charity." Also Jeff Bezos: "I'm firing 10,000 people today"
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Geography Awareness Week has been found on a calendar
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 core team moving to Boston to start work on sequel. Still no word on what happened to Cyberpunks 1 through 2076
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my wife recently got promoted with a big pay raise and now she's having an affair with her boss. Does one thing have to do with other or is this just a coincidence? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Likely to declare "Theres only one 'Return' and it aint 'of the King' its 'of the Jedi" its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Trilogies. Which did you like?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rudolph comes early this year
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
🎵 They fight, they bite 🎵 They bite and fight and bite 🎵 Bite, bite, bite - fight, fight, fight 🎶 The Trumpy and Turtle Show 🎶
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young lady of color aghast to find Trump surprisingly rude and lacking in humility
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon looks around and is sad he has no more "dead weight" employees to fire. Then cheers up when he remembers Twitter has a bunch of contractors. Well, make that had a bunch of contractors
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just Justice Gilead publicly mocking abortion rights protesters. This is fine
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL Week 10 has the Vikings against the Bills, the Jaguars battle the Chiefs, the Saints travel to play the Steelers, the Cowboys fly in to play the Packers, and it's the Colts vs. the Raiders, among many others. Starting at 1:00 PM ET on CBS/Fox
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rick Scott absolutely destroys the GOP for their mid-term massaging. Also, Rick Scott was in charge of mid-term messaging
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Bankman-Fried tried to help buy Twitter because of course he did
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Provided there is no technical funny business, Noise Factor launches at 10:30PM ET. Bandcamp Friday has yielded many treasures including Tweak Bird, Samavayo, Fuzzthrone, and Serial Hawk. Plus, this week's live track is truly spectacular
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
We're up to songs beginning with the letter "N" on Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET), then this week's Birthday Hour and the Superman story "Counterfeit Money" continues, Jimmy Olsen is facing at least 5 years in the federal pen, will Lois Lane join him?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We didn't think it would be this bad" lament people who chose to live on the coast of a hurricane magnet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How many points will Ohio State put up on Indiana? Will Alabama roll over Ole Miss? Can Tulane handle UCF? Can Oregon duck Washington? Can Texas hook TCU? Week 11 of college football starts at Noon ET, so get your game on
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Weird food promotions, European royalty, air travel, and kids' toys are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, November 3-9: Ding Dong Edition
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
News: FTX founder lost his fortune this week, net worth now $1. Fark: FTX declared bankruptcy less than 24 hours ago. Ultra Fark: Now "hackers" have drained hundreds of millions of dollars from FTX, and FTX app updates install malware
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Prepare for a cuteness overload. Studio Ghibli announces "Grogu and Dust Bunnies" to debut on Disney+
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
McDonald's owns the rights to fingers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Friday Night games for Week 11 of college football starts off at 8:00 PM ET with East Carolina taking on Cincinnati, Colorado travelling to (8) USC (9:30 PM on FS1), and Fresno State battling UNLV (10:30 PM on CBSSN). Isn't this exciting?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you live in LA and have or plan to have an electric car? Unless you have a home charger, it sucks to be in this empty area
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Twitter's "Official" designation, which was a thing, then wasn't a thing, is now a thing again, until like half a day from now when it will no longer be a thing again
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, like AAA warning about holiday traffic, it's time to welcome the first media sighting of the annual "Thanksgiving Dinner is going to cost you more" story of 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona says they'll finally get around to counting all those votes next week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From billionaire to broke in a week
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon keeps bragging about how Twitter's busier than ever since his takeover. Here's why
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Forget about McRib, this is bigger news: McDonald's brings back the breakfast bagels INCLUDING STEAK
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commish Adam Silver has "no doubt" that Kanye Irving is just a f'in idiot
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Attorney representing one of the Michigan State football players involved in the tunnel fight after the Michigan/Michigan State game releases a statement that raises serious questions on how the attorney was able to pass the bar exam
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Golly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ECB member says peak Euro inflation 'is almost within reach,' possibly tomorrow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Rainn Wilson says this is not a joke. Are you sure Rainnfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 10 of the NFL season with the Falcons visiting the Panthers. Marcus Mariota vs Baker Mayfield, two mediocre teams create a typical TNF experience. Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JFC, KFC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two mid-major games in the South for Thursday Night of Week 11 of college football. Will Tulsa make Memphis sing the blues? Will Louisiana be raging against Georgia Southern? Both games are at 7:30 PM ET and are on ESPN and ESPN2, respectively
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
Connecticut couple holds up 30 gas stations/mini marts over 5 week period. And they say nobody wants to work anymore
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
Inflation jumps in Norway and Denmark making prices look even norse
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazing, inflation cools off right after the elections
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Air Force has to ground 115 planes because of cracks that are being caused by the inspection process for cracks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup and Barclays aren't having any of your rookie numbers
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
Meta extends woman's maternity leave indefinitely
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Someone needs to tell Richie Sambora that silence is golden
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 10 is 'lapidary' as in: "Rich patrons of a Gentleman's Club may suddenly find in their lapidary air"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday Tracy Morgan who's still living every Shark Week like it's been impregnated
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
SNL writers unhappy with prospect of Dave Chappelle appearing on show. "They're not going to do the show. But none of the actors are boycotting"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Musk has just told all Twitter staff that remote working will end, and everyone needs to be in the office at least 40 hours per week. Is there no beginning to his genius?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
There's no normal amount of sex you should be having which is great news for all Farkers that have none at all
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 914: "Open Mic 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 09, 2022
(WWAY 3 Wilmington)
 
 
 
Two weeks after resigning after a 2019 racist tirade comes to light where he called his own deputies "black bastards", North Carolina sheriff is re-elected, because North Carolina
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
With The American Dragon or The Spanish God get 2 out of 3 falls? The Acclaimed & FTR face Swerve in Our Glory & the Gunns. Saraya has an announcement & will Eddie Kingston or Ethan Page advance in the tourney? Find out on AEW Dynamite at 8 PM on TBS
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The "freedom convoy" disrupted life in Canada, but they didn't do it alone - the cops were secretly helping
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(CoinDesk)
 
 
 
CZ may not be bailing SBF out after all. That's FTX'd up
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cathie Wood's Ark is buying the Coinbase dip. Next up, dividing by zero
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(CNN)
 
 
 
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you had "twelve" as the answer to "How many of India's 200 Twitter employees will remain after Elon Musk's lay-offs?" step forward and claim your prize
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