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Tue August 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The dress is a classic example of the envelope-pushing nude bridal gown currently flooding the market" (w/ pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The dress is a classic example of the envelope-pushing nude bridal gown currently flooding the market" (w/ pics)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Seriously, do the UK rags just hate Meghan Markle or what? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
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Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage almost played Will Ferrell's role in Wedding Crashers. When Mr Ferrell was reached for comment, the "Elf" star said, "I want to be Debbie"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
"My daughter got married last Friday. We had about 100 to 120 people. We were dancing all over the place. I was exposed to over 100 people," was said by: (C) Purdue University administrator in charge of safely bringing back 40,000 students to campus
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious mother-in-law to be stops wedding midway through after bride mentions the groom's 'flaws'
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Tennessee state senator has been charged with stealing more than $600,000 in federal funds received by a health care company she directed and using the money to pay for her wedding and other personal expenses. Difficulty: She's a Democrat
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ten days ago, a wedding hall defied orders and held a 100-plus-person reception. As of today, there are at least 5 Covid-19 cases directly linked to the event. This is why we can't have nice things
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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Mon July 27, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"With this ring, I thee wed...my blanket"
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"With this ring, I thee wed...my blanket"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boy the next family reunion for Lakers guard Alex Caruso is going to be awkward
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Taylor and Bob Marley? I didn't know they were a thing
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Taylor and Bob Marley? I didn't know they were a thing
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Restaurant loses thousands of dollars and has to cancel a wedding rehearsal party after their busboy tells the manager he has COVID-19. Turns out the busboy lied. He just wanted the day off
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice gets married in secret wedding with the Queen and Prince Philip as guests. No word on status of that hat
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
New Orleans occupational therapist builds a 'Doggie-vator' stair lift for her three elderly rescued pug dogs, fills the room with sawdust
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some of the most ungodly awful wedding cakes subby has ever seen. Come for the Jabba the Hutt, stay for the Fark wedding cake
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Happy couple celebrate socially-distanced wedding with champagne in plastic cups & cake served from the back of a 4x4, topped off with a trip to a service station on the way to Brighton. As this is the UK, some would call that 'showing off'
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Happy couple celebrate socially-distanced wedding with champagne in plastic cups & cake served from the back of a 4x4, topped off with a trip to a service station on the way to Brighton. As this is the UK, some would call that 'showing off'
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS will need to create a new showrunner made out of 3 rubberbands, 2 chocolate bars, a wedding band, a mustache, a racing bicycle, and 4 socks
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Wedding day pictures of brides and their fathers. Jesus, the dust in here
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Coronavirus did not kill off weddings, but it did change them irrevocably
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like a tsunami wave on your wedding day
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Thu July 02, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Here comes the bride, all dressed in white - putting her fresh nursing degree to use to help an accident victim
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
To Pokemon fans this looks like the perfect Pokemon-themed engagement ring, while at the same time, everybody else who actually has a life will see something entirely different
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I agreed to be a bridesmaid in a wedding well before the pandemic. They're still going on with it, pandemic and all. How can I get out of my previously agreed-to commitment?"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Wedding postponed? You can get a rain check registry from Domino's
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Wed June 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the virus, can I get married in Wales now? Short answer: aye. Long answyrr: Gydol yr amser ers i'r cyfyngiadau gael
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Costco pausing sales of half-sheet cakes. Redneck wedding planners inconsolable
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
List of best weddings in film history. Godfather all the way back at #14 invalidates list
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents saved money for both daughters' future weddings. My would-be husband got two women pregnant while we were engaged; we did not get married. My sister met a nice woman; they want me to give them the money I had for my wedding. Should I?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband doesn't want anyone to know I have a higher IQ than him; apparently, he's not only dumb, but his ego is too fragile. Do I have to hide this fact or is he being a complete misogynist jackwagon?"
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
These kindergartners' reactions to their teacher's wedding dress will be your heartwarming moment for today
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epidemiologists are more willing to fly on a plane than attend a wedding during the pandemic but really it just sounds like they want to use COVID-19 as an excuse to get out of going to weddings
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Sun June 07, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Everyone was just marching along peacefully in Philadelphia when suddenly a wedding broke out
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Elton John takes a knee. Scratch that .... Elton John gives a knee to an ex
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother had a parrot for 10 years; it died five years ago. Since then, I've gotten a monthly update about Polly; she'd like the rain, she's pining for the fjords, whatever. It has ceased to be, but she wants me to honor it at my wedding. Must I?"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé wants his sister to be a bridesmaid in our wedding. The problem is, she drops the N-word casually and her boyfriend is a 'racist POS.' His words. I don't want her in the wedding; ettiquette-wise, is there a way to not have her involved?"
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Groom requests refund from wedding photographer after his bride dies. As the wedding photographer, do you C) create website threatening to sue the groom?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is heartbroken over delayed wedding, because, really, how many times do you get to walk down the aisle for the fourth time??
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez's captive makes his Instagram debut
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
And the Oscar goes to *opens envelope* ...Covid-19
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Tue May 19, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Do you have zero experience in food distribution? No produce license? Are you a wedding planner, caterer or "brand builder"? Step right up, Trump and Ivanka have a dreamy $100 million food "aid" program for you to leech off of
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
USDA this $40 million contract to facilitate a program to get food from farmers who can't sell it to food banks and hungry people? We COULD give it to a food distributor with decades of experience, but let's go with a luxury wedding planner instead
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Wed May 13, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: "The people who are voting for Trump for the most part... he wouldn't even let them in a f---ing hotel. He'd be disgusted by them. Go to Mar-a-Lago, see if there's any people who look like you. I'm talking to you in the audience"
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles offer Lincoln Financial Field for free wedding ceremonies for front-line workers. Here's hoping guests remember to throw rice and not batteries
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Eagles offer Lincoln Financial Field for free wedding ceremonies for front-line workers. Here's hoping guests remember to throw rice and not batteries
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Mon May 11, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
May 6th is my 20th wedding anniversary. I've been with my wife for nearly 23 years. Our divorce paperwork should come through in the next week or two. Wat do?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What was your tastiest f*ck-up? Subby's pick is brownies without flour. Messy but delicious
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Fri April 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Your wedding venue says your reservation is cancelled. Worse: It's charging you 80% of the cancellation fee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: Your wedding venue says your reservation is cancelled. Worse: It's charging you 80% of the cancellation fee
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Thu April 23, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Wedding get put on hold due to the pandemic? Miller High Life will pay you 10 grand and and send an officiant to your house to do the honors, as long as you're good with not having actual beer at your reception
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Former mayor of Tallahassee found in incoherent state. In other words, Florida
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With nothing to do because of the pandemic, wedding photographer raids her daughter's doll collection to shoot doll wedding. No word on who caught the bouquet
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Sun April 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thanks to the coronavirus, many couples about to get married are concluding that they don't need to have a wedding after all
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancelled wedding plans? Here's a year's worth of Busch Beer to console yourself. So, win?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Wait, are you telling me that the pandemic ISN'T the perfect time to throw a destination wedding?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Some Stiff Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these wedding guests
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ah, our wedding day. Beautiful weather. Dad didn't get drunk and start a fight. The best man kept his hands off the bridesmaids.... and the police were super nice
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Little girl walks for the first time at mother's wedding. Eyes are watering, must be the flowers
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sappy: Walking your daughter down the aisle on her wedding day. Sad: Realizing you won't be able to because you're dying from lung disease. Spiffy: Staging the moment so you'll both have the memories. Creepy: Dude, your daughter is only 10
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you accidentally threw out your wedding ring and garbage men have already picked up your trash and a coronavirus is going around, just let it go because.....well, nevermind
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fans discover 'Tiger King' Joe Exotic's three-way wedding on YouTube. Carole [bleeping] Baskin unavailable for comment
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