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Thu July 19, 2018
(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing's too good for the U.S. military. They get the best weapons, armor, sex toys, reconnaissance gear... wait, back up a sec (NSFW)
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Judge to college: yes, yes, we know that as college administrators you're our intellectual and moral superiors, you still do need -some- evidence to accuse a student of weapons possession
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves first drug to treat smallpox, killer disease eradicated worldwide over 40 years ago. Or as they want you to believe, pilgrims
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Fri July 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These are the best, and worst, offensive arsenals in the NFL ranked. Grab the popcorn and debate on the right
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In Texas, possessing a pink plastic keychain shaped like a cat could lead to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine. Walking around with an AR-15 still okay
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Woman twice tells courts that ex-husband is too dangerous to keep his guns. Court twice tells woman that ex-husband is a good, upstanding, law-abiding gun owner, so there's nothing they can do. And now that it's on Fark, you can guess how this ends
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Mon July 02, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"We seized numerous weapons and interceded and separated people, However, once projectiles, such as fireworks, eggs, rocks, bottles and construction equipment were thrown and people were injured, we ordered people to disperse" Construction equipment?
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tired of libs, Sheriff Needs More Flair proposes a final solution
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Bioweapons are here and easier to make than ever. Good thing we have competent military and government people overseeing these programs or this would be a real problem
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Dak Prescott 2018: "The Cowboys are going to surprise a lot of people" Dak Prescott 2017: "The Cowboys are going to win the NFC East"
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Time to reset the art show mass shooting clock
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to a new scientific study, it would only take 100 nuclear weapons to wreak global devastation on the Earth ... which is good news as we wouldn't have to use all the others that we have. Wait, what?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag
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Fri June 08, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida didn't do national background checks on applicants for concealed weapons permits for a year because an employee couldn't figure out how to log into the system
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
A cop could have a really great time transporting moonshine ...and eyeballs?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Bitter Southerner)
 
 
 
The Weird History of Hillbilly TV - bonus points for use of the Fark-ready phrase "Weapons-Grade Cornpone"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara decides to give up dairy. Meanwhile, J'onn has to deal with an influx of DEO firearms in National City. (CW 8ET)
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Wed May 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After exiting assault weapons sales, Dick's Sporting Goods earnings report shows they made a terrible mistake... of not doing it sooner
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Further details emerge: Incognito believed feds tracking him, wanted no Bluetooth near him, and had a concealed weapons permit but no gun
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson takes the bold stance of saying guns matter more than the lives of children
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
North Korea says is rejects Libya-style denuclearization. To be fair, I wouldn't give up my nuclear weapons just so my country could be bombed and my regime overthrown at a later date either
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
4 bizarre but real weapons the US Space Corps will need. Do you want to know more?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember how in December, Trump supporters held up the sale of weapons to Ukraine as evidence he was not colluding with Russia? Yeah, well, he might have given them those weapons in exchange for them ceasing all cooperation with the Mueller probe
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Tue May 01, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If your wallet is filled with toxic waste and/or chemical weapons, police and seven hospitalized store employees would really like to talk to you
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Mon April 30, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman in short-shorts distracts security guard in burglary. Dodge Charger later jumps over ravine as Dixie horn plays
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Grump to stump at dump for chumps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"NRA Convention Bans Guns To Protect Mike Pence. Parkland Survivors' Jaws Drop." Because until now the Secret Service has always been so relaxed and casual about guns near the people they're watching
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter's mom is home school advocate who claims mass shootings are caused by a lack of God in public schools
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
French President Macron meets U.S. President Donald Trump and in a world threatened by nuclear weapons, trade wars, and terrorism the big topic is of course...the first lady's hat?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's found an aspect of government service that he's actually not-terrible at: promoting American weapons sales
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Is it feminist to own guns?
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Psssst.... let's not give Syria or Russia a heads up, but here are the eight targets in Syria that the US and their allies will bomb to smithereens for the chemical weapons attack
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Should we be worried about killer robots? Or should we simply embrace the terrible secret of space?
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump blames Putin for a chemical weapons attack on Syrian rebels. I think the crazy pills have finally shown him the path to clarity
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd thinks the Patriots' off-season moves are a secret plot by Bill Bellichek to force Tom Brady to retire by taking away all his offensive weapons. Wouldn't it be easier just to trade their O-line for Ereck Flowers and a ham sandwich?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man convicted in boy's drug overdose death also pleads guilty to weapons charges, looking like a horror movie character
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
17-year-old pleads guilty to attacking school principal with spear. To be fair, a 1d6 versatile weapon is about the best you can get unless you take a martial weapons feat
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today, in military analysis: "A Definitive Audit of How Many Weapons Doug Masters Launched From His F-16 in Iron Eagle"
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Dana Loesch claims the NRA doesn't engage in boycotts. The same NRA that led a boycott which nearly bankrupted Ruger for supporting the 1994 AWB. Awkward
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian, Taliban representatives 'laughed' at US claims Russia was arming the terrorist organization, as the Taliban claim they just buy everything from the Afghanistan army and the Russians claim they're broke
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New National Security Adviser John Bolton to North Korea's Kim Jung Un: You know, you should really give up your nuclear weapons, just like Libya did under Qaddafi, you know, right before we helped to overthrow him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The institutional investors that own the gun manufacturers who own the NRA who owns Congress call for a ban on semi-automatic assault weapons and a minimum age of 21 for all firearm purchases
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Like his mate Keith, Ronnie Wood also cannot be killed by conventional weapons
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC man called police to report armed assailants shooting up his apartment. When officers arrived, they found him alone and laughing hysterically with an arsenal of weapons
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