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Sat August 08, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Fewer and fewer people get the pleasure of reading the local newspaper every morning as they enjoy a cup of coffee while sitting on a toilet
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Always follow the light, it's most important if you're a kitty
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(Junkee)
 
 
 
Australian phone callers irritate host of call in show by always guessing the word India as the answer to trivia questions. Come for the prank calls, stay for the host's annoyance
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Thomas loves taking to the US' highways in his 40-foot refitted tour bus. It's even said he enjoys a can of Coke while driving
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now that we know the proper way to make tea, here are four ways to make iced tea
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Former WWE wrestler claims on Facebook he once made a man disappear, now he's made his Facebook post disappear
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says these 3 words guide every decision at Apple. Surprisingly, it's not "no new ideas"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
All she'll play is Radio Gaga, Radio googoo, Radio Gaga
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
This guy gets it
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's your beef? The motor's a factory Honda
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
BMW lost 212 million euros due to coronavirus pandemic. Did they look under they couch? They should always look under the couch first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey shows people get naked, get arrested, and get tattoos when drunk. Not always in that order
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China will not accept 'theft' of TikTok, state media says, angrily stating that theft of technology is their bailiwick
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers find abstract art evokes a more abstract mindset than representational art. This is particularly true if you have kids with crayons and walls at home
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It was all fun and games until Trump's base discovered they have a survival instinct. Who knew?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have been together for two years; we're both men. He's wonderful; I love him immensely. He always orders off the kids menu and won't try restaurants that don't offer American food. He's picky and a bad guest. How can I fix this?"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, a friend announced that he was tired of the 9-to-5 and opened a bar after doing some fundraising among friends and family. It was a failure; he was angry, stubborn, and burned bridges. But he wants to try again. Do we intervene?"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You're getting sicker / We don't know how to cure you / How's your insurance?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Just how much does Matt Gaetz kiss Trump's ass? Let us count the ways
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone actually thinks Taylor Swift is the "millennial Bruce Springsteen". (clicks link, reads article) Okay, so maybe they have a point
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No matter the current pressures on law enforcement, America's fake cops always have it worse
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Research reveals why it's hard to get the smell out of polyester." Greatness will always stand on its own
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(Polygon)
 
Weeners
 
Animal Crossing's latest update adds fireworks, so naturally players are using them in creative ways
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The herb silphium was so prized in the ancient world that it was literally worth its weight in gold. it was used in hundreds of different ways in recipes and was also prized for its extensive medicinal uses. Sadly, no one knows if it even still exists
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The argument even Trump die hards are reduced to: Sure Trump's poll numbers are plummeting, the economy is in shambles, pandemic is running like wildfire through our country and cities are wracked by protests, but you always "buy the dip" right?
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Still single, but you would rather not be? Remember there's always hope, like this couple who got engaged, married in their 80s
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
RIP Nissan. No, not that one
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Tue July 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump just announced that Kodak will begin producing base chemicals for generic pharmaceuticals, and has secured a nearly $1 billion Federal loan to do so. So, momma don't take my Viagrachrome away??
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
50 ways to get covid - ranked
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Emmy Award nominations will be livestreamed beginning at 11:30AM ET. Will your favorite shows or actors be on the list? The always delightful and hilarious Leslie Jones hosts the announcement ceremony
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Mon July 27, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"You can always count on the Americans to do the right thing after they have tried everything else"
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to react to your boyfriend taking a whizz in bed, laying his head open with a machete shouldn't be option #1
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The Bahamas tell US citizens they're welcome if they go up their nose with one of those
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I feel the need to complain that my girlfriend now only wants to have sex with me if her super hot besties can also join in on the fun. What's a guy to do in such a terrible situation?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
59% Americans plan to stay fat after the pandemic passes. We might need that blubber to survive lean times ahead
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's always a moment between saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?" and actually getting stabbed. This is one of those moments
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson says anti-vaxxers are "nuts"...... even a stopped clock, and all that
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is National Tequila Day. What bad decisions are you going to make to celebrate?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former GOP congressman: Trump considering injecting disinfectant into Covid patients is just the outside the box thinking that leads to major scientific breakthroughs. Also same guy, can you define disinfectant please?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hanging around with 2,000 catalytic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ics? You oughta know by now
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
If you've always wanted to look up a loved one's square on the AIDS quilt, here you go. Going with the Vintage tag bc the Sad tag is too sad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You didn't get fired because you're straight...that didn't even make the top ten
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Enlighten an introvert: Why are you averse to doing things alone?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"America doesn't have a debt problem" says economist who clearly doesn't have a problem with a splash of OJ in her breakfast vodkas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Quarantining and working from home with my partner made me realize why he can't keep a job: he has terrible habits, forgets deadlines, and rambles. He can be coached to be better; how do I facilitate his transformation to a model employee like me?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SNL hopes to resume in-studio filming, with or without the audience
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In Biden's America, ____________________
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a year away, Bob Costas has a new landing spot working with the venerable sports journalists at...CNN?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Nine ways to spend less time sweating in the kitchen (and more outside melting in the heat) this summer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo is up to something shady
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
+++ diabeetus intensifies +++
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Fri July 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Think of the Night King and Arya Stark"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Joker is officially the worst movie of 2019 in several ways
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Will America's cities always be about white people excluding black people? Or do we have a moment?
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Twitch responds to the US Army trying to trick kids into enlisting using fake giveaways with a very sternly worded "Hey guys, could you not?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Get to Know Your Customers Day, and yes, those are the irate people refusing to wear masks and screaming at you from over there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's taking longer for Blacks and Hispanics to receive their stimulus checks because even Trump and Mnuchin can find new ways to punish minorities
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your ancestors knew Death in ways you never will. Then again, they never got frogurt and emojis either, so it's kind of a wash
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new pin-prick blood test can test for radiation exposure in mice. Why you're hanging out with glowing rodents is your own business
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After almost four years, the GOP has finally learned, too late, the lesson most new parents learn within a few months: The more temper tantrums you give into at the beginning, the more temper tantrums you'll have to give into down the road
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When it comes to the sexual abuse of minors, it's always the first group of people you'd expect
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Seven ways the world today is like the world of Idiocracy in 2505. One notable way it isn't: they had a president who willingly accepted he was an idiot and hired the smartest man alive to solve the toughest problems
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Good thing China has a workforce that isn't allowed to say no, they have avoided recession as the coronavirus is smashing other major economies
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(Independent)
 
 
 
A mysterious death is being investigated as a potential murder as there aren't many ways you end up in a bottom of a ditch, face down, with your hands bound. Good luck finding witnesses from the Iron Age
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do you want a real life "Maximum Overdrive?" Because this is how you get a real life "Maximum Overdrive"
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top Republicans believe people will vote for them once they learn Joe Biden doesn't want to poison their air and waterways
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Not only does the headline question have the rare yes answer, it's also the longest self pwn in PolTab
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The one certainty and constancy of Trump's presidency is that tomorrow will always be worse
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Death, taxes, and there is always a tweet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tom Bergeron will no longer be Dancing with the Stars
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Mon July 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airplanes have always been metal tubes of festering disease. Now they are tubes of fatal disease? Pass, until there's a Rona vaccine
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If you've got the 'beetus you need to chill. No, seriously
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Always wanted a Jeep but with even worse gas mileage? Well, Chrysler has the answer for you. Goes 0 to flippedy in under five seconds. You wouldn't understand. It's a Jeep thing
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You may not have been playing attention to her in the 70s, but future rockers like Joan Jett, Cherie Currie of The Runaways, Debbie Harry, and Kathy Valentine from The Go-Go's were
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What to make for dinner when it's too hot to cook
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
There are proper ways to clean grocery store shopping baskets. This would not be one of them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think the stupid may kill us all
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman proves outdoor dining isn't always a safe option
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Join the Air Force and get that flying car you always wanted
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Full DC circuit court not willing to let Trump appointee rule them into irrelevancy over Misha Flynn
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The three greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, always keep your mouth shut and use a pandemic to financially stick it to your estranged wife
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In case you've always wanted Aaron Rodgers frozen in carbonite
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley to Trump: "Go find a different way to suck up to racists, Treason Boy"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Music sucks now, and has always sucked since you were in your teens and twenties (insert appropriate decades)
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who cares if people get sick, These collection plates are not going to fill themseves
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Andy Samberg talks about the difficult future of Brooklyn Nine-Nine in era of BLM protests. No word about how to keep Terry Crews quiet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finding a message in a bottle is usually cute or amusing, but not always
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The best place to get sideways in Napa
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
There's always a tweet, Foreigners in College Edition, direct from 2015
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Tue July 07, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Which is more racist? A: Confederate statues? B: White Nationalists? or C: Los Angeles freeways?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams apologises for mistreating women and for that song from Robin Hood that stole the charts for the whole of 1991
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Simon and Schuster posted the back cover of Mary Trump's book and subby is shocked to learn that Donnie has always behaved like an unloved toddler. Ok, not that shocked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rev-up that Chevy robot, Stargirl renewed for S2, but only on CW and not DC whatever that means
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(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fiji reports its first coronavirus case in 78 days. There's always that ONE GUY
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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Sat July 04, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a better way to measure dog years ..with handy Tom Hanks comparison chart
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, The hottest spot north of Akron. At the Covid (co) Covidcabana, Face shields and passion were always the fashion, at the Covid...don't lose your lungs
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Why can't today's podcasting whippersnappers make a good old-fashioned audio drama? They're always doing self-indulgent narration and audio wankery that requires headphones and full attention when all I want is a pleasant whodunit to fall asleep to
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You don't *have* to cook lots of things, but adding a little heat does wonders
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg: I ain't doing shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump struggled yet again to answer what he would do in a second term. Even the guy who yelled "San Dimas High School football rules" was more prepared than the president
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News says Trump has always been very pro-mask but may not have said it in the "right way"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There may be more humiliating ways to die than from a case of Coronavirus that you caught while attending a VANILLA ICE concert in Texas, but offhand, subby can't think of any
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
When green screens go wrong
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Late stage death cult prepares for act three
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
There is always a Tweet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon's The Injustice League
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sick of always preparing, China goes straight to ludicrous speed with mass arrests on the first day of its new security law
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Katy Perry literally broken in half
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's July 1st, and you know what that means: It's Bobby Bonilla Day
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's worst is always what's next
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of Parler wants you liberals to know that he's not running a far-Right hate site and you should all sign up now to have deeply thoughtful and civil conversations about creative ways to use the N word and good deals on Bubba rope
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fearless or Foolhardy? AOC picks a fight with AIPAC, threatening to withhold US aid to Israel over Annexation
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Comedian" George Lopez says he is retiring his racist jokes. So......his entire act
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let the triggering of snowflakes commence
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The ancient Greeks believed that "whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad" and that the sin of Hubris always led to personal destruction
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Mike Pence is now urging people to wear masks. See? He's always taken this whole coronavirus thing seriously
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"You really don't want to meet your heroes." - Don't look too closely at the lives and ways of those you grew up admiring, it's usually not pretty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Papa John's wants you to think about Shaq's pepperoni when eating their new pizza
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Well, there's always coal to fall back on
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Sun June 28, 2020
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Trump: A second stimulus check is coming. McConnell: That's news to me
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sorry Trump: You can't always get what you want
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Sat June 27, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This is the tale without Captain Jack Sparrow. Pirates rebooted with Margot Robbie
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Head of Church of England: Maybe we should reconsider that whole "white Jesus" thing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. MSM is throwing around the term "apocalyptic" again, My Little Pony laser attacks, and although no one planned it this way, Macaque Week continues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Always bet on the black. and by 'bet', I mean 'vote'
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The scrubbing of racism from streaming services continues
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jenny Slate leaves Big Mouth because she doesn't think it's appropriate to play a character that is half black. Black actor to eventually leave role because it's inappropriate to play a character that is half Jewish
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
11 ways you ruin your golf round before it even starts. 12 if you include drink as much as Drew does before Quiplash
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The long history on how we got to where you always know where you're going
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
There are ways to bring people around to your side, officer, but shooting someone in the eye with a rubber bullet during a police accountability protest is not one of them
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
This just in: sex always wins
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders and Joe Biden are trying to remind voters that their party retains the unsurpassed ability to lose despite holding every advantage, so avoid overconfidence because Dem's can always find the needle of failure in a landslide haystack
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's always a bad day to be Bill Barr, but this has got to be the worst
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Please scream inside your heart." That's my secret, Iwata-san, I'm always screaming
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science'
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(Daily Post (UK))
 
 
 
I swear it was totally racist KKK hackers that advertised my pizzas at the weekend
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Nine doggo breeds that can take the summer heat even less than you, and what to do about heatstroke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL has evolved in these 12 ways in the past decade. Has it made the NFL better or worse?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My brother is having 150 people at his wedding reception next week, pandemic be damned. Bad idea or worst idea?"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate GOP unveils a police reform bill, because when it's time to tackle the issues of institutional corruption and systemic racism, the first people the nation always turns to for a solution is a bunch of old white guys
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sweden says it's not immune to changing its pandemic plans if (when) the second wave hits
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How has Trump's presidency been an abject failure? Let Maddow count the ways
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you who were questioning why the CDC told us that face masks weren't necessary when the pandemic started, only to hear them say they're imperative for the safety and wellbeing of your health, we now have your answer
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
China's using record low water levels to remind those millions of people in Laos, Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam that it's King of the Mekong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"'Top Chef' host Padma Lakshmi working on picture book"
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: "The police are, in some respects, a border patrol, and they patrol the border between the two Americas"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US embassy in worst Korea removes BLM banner because... well, you know exactly why
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Students pull the whole 'school's for sale' senior prank then ruin the whole thing by leaving a sappy note
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(Fark)
 
 
 
However farked your job may be, rest assured there is always something worse (job was deleted, text from listing posted in thread)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It isn't that they thought police vigilantism was always right-it's that they couldn't imagine it happening to them. They imagined themselves as people protected, rather than endangered, by vigilante police not beholden to the law. "
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is always no
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's always the ones you least suspect
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you always dreamed of enjoying sexytimes with holograms of your dead relatives then, boy howdy have we got the app for you. Weirdo (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'He always did his job well': Chad Daybell is praised by his former employer for being a good grave digger. Dave Matthews band disagrees
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Library of Congress commissions new project: Music of the Coronavirus pandemic
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck body rust competitions are a thing? We got it covered
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scottish government to offer Trump's failing golf courses a 1M Pound tax bailout even though the course has always lost money, never produced the jobs he stated, gone further into debt to pay his salary, hey, have we seen this before?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
British Airways is auctioning off artwork to raise cash, which demonstrates its commitment to solvency. In other news, BA has at least one piece valued at $1.3mil
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
This week's serving of "Really bad ideas you probably shouldn't try" comes courtesy of KY personal lubricant
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Other guitarists, many who could run circles around Brian May, react to Brian May being named 'Best guitarist of all time"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Restaurant stocking pamphlets on "How to Keep Yourself & Others Well." News: What happens when you scan the barcode
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Wed June 10, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Domestic violence calls have been a "roller coaster" in North Alabama since COVID-19 first hit. Obvious tag says it still loves COVID despite all of that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Statue of Robert Milligan standing outside London museum pulled down; witnesses say it was holding a small, shiny object the size of a gun and always had a troubled life often running afoul of the law
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine out of ten Americans say the pandemic can reset 'business as usual' with only one in four saying that the current form of capitalism benefits society, apparently unaware that this isn't even Capitalism's final form
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Ballpoint Pen Day, so find out where your pen is and play with those balls
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The Prada-wearing Devil admits to the obvious
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Tue June 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
The Uncanny Valley Effect isn't about your Mom, but the monkeys might think that
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Subby is guessing OSHA allows this but anyways, mailboat jumper tryouts are back this Thursday
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Lolla-no-palooza
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
1A) Always wipe the booger finger *before* beginning
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(Apollo-gies)
 
 
 
What ancient Greek myths can teach us in the present day, including "don't fly too close to the Sun," "spring will come again," and "don't always try to be the centaur of attention"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump voters: "Holy fark, we ARE the deplorables"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Always a bold move going on live television and accusing furloughed employees of getting money for nothing and accusing them of living their best life as unemployed during a pandemic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gregg Popovich says out loud what a lot of white people have been thinking
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."― Elie Wiesel. Civil unrest, Day 13
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The only racing this Sunday in Atlanta might be boats, but we will try anyways. It's the Folds of Honor Qwik Trip 500, 3 PM ET on Fox
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(Some Gaming Guy)
 
 
 
Itch.io has already raised nearly $1.5m with the Bundle for Racial Justice and Equality, chock full of indie games. You get 740+ titles (video and table-top games) for a min $5 donation to a great cause
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(Bundesliga)
 
 
 
Bundesliga Sunday thread. Union Berlin - Schalke at 9:30 AM ET, followed by Augsburg - Koln at Noon
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
May: Coronavirus outbreak in meat processing plant. June: Coronavirus outbreak in seafood processing plant
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC and Diamond Comic Distributors have parted ways. Jeff Albertson inconsolable
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins epidemiologist: "We should always evaluate the risks and benefits of efforts to control the virus, in this moment the public health risks of not protesting to demand an end to systemic racism greatly exceed the harms of the virus"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small White Town + 3 Black Men. You betcha that's a call to the police. Also local police blotter is always worth reading
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
British Airways owner burning '£178m of cash a week'. That's a lot of cigars
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Try some Spam on the grill (it's also a dandy way to keep pineapple off your pizza)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Quibi cutting execs' salaries, will be circling the drain soon enough
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Scott Adams continues to prove he's a moron
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
This week's podcast: Brooke Binkowski from TruthorFiction.com is back to help us make sense of rumors of outside actors interfering in the nationwide protests. Who are they and what are they trying to do? Brooke has the answer and it's both fascinating and nuanced as hell
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
There is always a tweet. Protest edition
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So when is the worst time to go to the gym? Perhaps it's true the early bird gets the worm here
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
There are many simple ways of getting over a fence. These are neither of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you are in a zoom meeting, just assume the camera is always on, especially if you're a Mexican Senator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"16 ways to dress your hot dog beyond ketchup." Why can't people just let perfection stand?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Very good Doggies will always have your back , well most of the time
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Today's edition of, "There's Always a Previous Tweet"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I am a graduate student and sex and masturbation consume a large part of the time I allot for studying. For some reason, I find it more enjoyable than reading and research"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Camden NJ, known for previously always ranking #1 as the murder capital of the U.S. held a George Floyd protest and it ended with zero violence. Why? Because the police chief and other officers protested with them in full dress uniform
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic there has been a decrease in the number of predators trying to physically meet up with kids. But cockroaches always find a way
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lie about Bowser was exposed the moment he spoke, proving once again that Mario and Luigi will always be there for us
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick made one final payoff to Colts star for throwing games against Patriots
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Photos show how restaurants around the world are trying to keep customers safe while reopening. If you always wanted your own Cone of Silence or thought it would be fun to be the protagonist from "I Am Legend," this is the pandemic for you
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Sat May 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
NC Governor: Trump wanted full convention, no social distancing, and no masks ... because of course he did
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Phil Robertson you are the drake
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Fri May 29, 2020
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
"Some PS5 games will not be playable on the PS4"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Please enjoy this collection of nature's nightmare fuel (warning: icky and creepy photos)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers say the death marker protein cleans up your muscles after exercise. And you can't even clean up your room
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
All you have to do is let a little air out of the stadium
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments for the pandemic response have been extended to mid-August thereby allowing guardsmen to qualify for federal benefits. What's the catch? There's always a catch
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Captain Janeway would like to soar the spaceways again, which is about as likely as Avery Brooks playing Hawk again
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Wed May 27, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Will it ever be cured? No, it'll never be cured. And a vaccine is still unheard. It will spread forever 'neath the streets of Boston. It's the COVID of the MTA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tulsi Gabbard drops defamation suit against Hillary Clinton, obviously paid off by the Russian illuminati
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Private jet demand takes off as wealthy Russians spend their lockdowns in West with their mini-giraffes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The cost of the UK's virus support jumps about $12 bil in a week, which is like £ somethingsomethingnumber in a fortnight
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(Nerdbot)
 
 
 
So pelicans do this thing with their spine when they overheat
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Whitmer's husband plays the always helpful "don't you know who I am?" card
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(Food.com)
 
 
 
Subs tried making Sunday gravy and the results were 'meh'. Any tricks for future attempts?
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop boop-boop-boop-boop
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Fark everything, we're doing eight screens
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(Engadget)
 
Boobies
 
Texas Instruments pulls support for C and assembly language programming on its calculators, making it harder to install apps. Punching in 5318008 and holding the calculator upside down still works, though
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Wine Ninjas are spreading happiness and good cheer. The world needs more wine ninjas
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Harrison, Hardy, Henry and Hudson are extremely rare identical monochorionic quadruplets. Texas always has to do it bigger
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Three geeks wanna know if Chinese "old man cars" are spry or naff
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Fri May 22, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Thinking sheltering in place has been difficult for you? What if your house had 161 rooms, sprawling gardens, and decapitated specters? Someone always has it tougher
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, let me think. Ummm, No. Does no work for you?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK newspapers no longer have to publish bad news
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Despite its totalitarian laws and obsessively policed roadways, a vibrant car culture has managed to emerge in Worst Korea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump worried that Martha McSally is dangerously behind in Arizona, tells McConnell to pull his head out of his shell
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban asks Hannity why, if Trump is so powerful, he always has to play the victim card
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
15 ways to keep your indoor cat happy so you'll both live longer
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Yertle vows to end enhanced unemployment benefits, confirming cruelty is the point
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ken Ham: Come to the Covid-19 Experience
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists take images that could be the first direct evidence of baby planet being born. Observers from European Southern Observatory's Very Large Telescope spotted passing out cigars
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Batwoman leaves Batwoman. Still not enough for CW not to renew a series
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft stretches their search capabilities. Always stretching
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Waters and David Gilmour of Pink Floyd still get along great, just like they always did, except for that time when Gilmour showed Waters the dark side of his moon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL testing new protective face masks; will undoubtedly claim concussion benefits
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coronavirus decreased traffic is encouraging migrating families to cross potentially deadly freeways while making their way North to the land of plenty across the US border
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Expert at Johns Hopkins says a Covid-19 vaccine is "possible" by the end of the year just like it's possible Subby will have a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Amy Adams by the end of the year, but, in both cases "don't bank on it"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japan launches new unit to step up outer space defense, either by developing large space tigers that combine into a giant robot or relaunching the battleship Yamato
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We live in a stay-at-home state; my partner has a heart condition and is high risk. Our 6 year-old daughter was always a good sleeper; now, she's afraid of shadows and comes into our bed and fears bathroom spiders. Is this all pandemic-related?"
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Sun May 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Last Dance concludes tonight: Knowing their owner is going to fire the coach and disband the team at the end of season, the Bulls put it all on the line to win the championship. Hey, wait, that's the same plot of Major League. 9 PM ET, ESPN
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(NY1)
 
 
 
By "disinfecting" the subways, the MTA means "taking a mop and moistening the filth"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Some AI)
 
 
 
AI does a surprisingly good job of creating Escape Room titles. I'd totally play "Forgotten Pharaoh's Pet Shop"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what could be the next big thing against the coronavirus, this antimicrobial surface coating can kill the coronavirus for 90 days
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sean Payton says Envelopegate unlikely to produce a bounty of results, which may leave some football scandal fans deflated
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
You had me at multi-layered sandwich
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE GUY
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Stony Brook University Hospital workers hold virtual happy hour via Zoom. Gets crashed by Alex Rodriguez. No word if J-Lo walked out of bathroom during call
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
10 booze/drug-free ways to sleep like a baby, assuming you haven't already dosed for the night
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(Time)
 
 
 
There are smart and safe ways to re-open a country. Then there's the US
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC MTA placing "X" marks on the floor of subway platforms as part of a social distancing pilot. Nice try, I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Potbelly may shed some pounds due to lockdown
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Food trucks in Rhode Island navigating through pandemic, ask Department of Business Regulation to allow reformatting Food Truck Friday for new era of social distancing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
D'awww in a time of pandemic
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
The few. The proud. The socially distant, facemask wearing, always faithfully wiping their exercise machines after use, Marines
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to draw Totoro, presented by someone who knows Totoro
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
French people encouraged to eat more cheese as an act of patriotism, proving once again that nationalistic plans are always full of holes
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Family reunions are good for the soul, and since Villanelle has had neither, chaos will ensue when she returns to Russia to solve the mystery of her past. Will Eve stop being a fan of Pitchfork? Will Dasha be exposed? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Chef)
 
 
 
Since May is National Asparagus Month, I may try this asparagus bread recipe. I may not
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers DEMAND Trump punish banks who refuse to make loans to oil and coal companies because of the banks "concern for the environment" or sense of " social responsibility". This must be that "free market" they're always going on about
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Fri May 08, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four hidden ways the new NFL schedule leaves room for a shortened season
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why does Jesus need a PPP loan?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom probably has coronavirus
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(Time)
 
 
 
How to play modern video games, from the experts at TIME (wasting)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Nick Price says caddie was joking about being drunk during his record-setting round at the 1986 Masters. It's not as if someone could pitch a no-hitter while tripping on LSD
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump admits his coronavirus response is causing a Pearl Harbor or 9/11 every day. Well he didn't actually say this but you know that is what you were thinking
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what you get if you feed a mouse too much? A fat mouse. Not anymore. Scientists have disabled a gene preventing mice from becoming obese even after being fed a high-fat diet
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"This is the role I was born to play," says Macaulay Culkin of his American Horror Story character, which will have "crazy, erotic sex" with Kathy Bates's character. Well, there's always the murder hornets
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today on 'phoning in recipes kitchen' we have 'Nine ways to hack your ramen noodle'
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Working at the Amazon warehouse was always painful. Now it's terrifying
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Totes adorbs photos of a quarantined sidewalk artist's daughter
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Group called Hemp4Water proposes plan to use hydroponic Hemp in giant floating mats to clean Toxic Algae from Florida waterways. High time I say, Save the Hugh Manatees
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(The Register)
 
 
 
New X-Box this X-mas? More likely x-boned
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Tue May 05, 2020
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Danger danger Senate Republicans, a new Senate poll shows Democrat leading by seven in Montana as your majority seems to be going out the window
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Quarantine and closed restaurants leads to a lot of leftovers. What are your favorite recipes for cleaning out the fridge? What's your favorite refrigerator velcro for making old food new again?
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Man uses laser light show to project messages of hope to town residents, promote 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'. Bonus: Farker's friend
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says we need to accept death, and welcome it like a delicious cream pie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incapable of staying out of the spotlight, Trump is bringing back his evening COVID-19 rage-fests
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
What is the strangest work-related question you've been asked?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper again quizzes Larry Kudlow on just how Trump contained the Coronavirus in February
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
The college cost bubble is starting to burst
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Before space-aged plastic Lego bricks we had Lincoln logs - made out of real wood. Read about the history of this pioneering toy before moseying out to the general store/malt shop/whatever
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Don Lemon goes there, rhetorically asking about all the ways in which Obama is superior to Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why does our cultural memory of the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic feel so distant?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When I was just a baby, my Mama told me, "Son, always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Philly, just to watch him die. And now I'm the sheriff, and people hue and cry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Our expectation was always that Trump would go on offense early and we'd have to scramble to defend. The reality has been we've been able to run millions of dollars of thoroughly researched and tested ads, largely unanswered"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Music concerts might lose their mosh pits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
During this crisis, we have time to discover new ways of doing things. In this spirit I would like to present Pachelbel's Chicken
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus lockdown gives cannabis delivery company a surge; many pot-time workers getting hired
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When it comes to lewd prison video chats, Detective Assmann always gets his woman
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Missouri bank with state contract on prepaid debit cards for unemployment making money off long list of fees, charged you $3.50 just for reading this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's always a tweet: Drew Curtis edition
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does, does he plan to send them to bed without supper or make them stand in the corner?
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(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
Bandcamp is once again waiving all fees in support of independent musicians affected by Covid-19. Link to releases from artists you dig to help, and get some groovy new tunes to ride out the quarantine
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Thu April 30, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
A trademark battle over a daughter's name? Why yes a Jenner is involved
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Will Ron Swanson shoot Covid-19 out of the sky? How dope will Tom and Donna's facemasks be? Will we get a new MouseRat song? It's the Parks and Rec reunion special to raise funds for Feeding America, 8:30pm ET on NBC (Retrospective show just before at 8:00pm)
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
6 ways to celebrate Star Wars Day from home. #1 is unbelievable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you've always hated fighting for ground floor parking, riding in crammed elevators, sitting in dirty cafeterias, and those assclowns that always leave the coffee pot empty, you might be in luck
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(AsiaOne)