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Sat October 23, 2021
(MassLive)
 
 
 
The Energizer thief who just kept stealing and stealing narrowly avoids a Duracell and gets only probation
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The head of the Miami PD is an abusive, vindictive, violent man who is protected by a union and avoids all discipline through threats and intimidation
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Mon October 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court reaffirms that the police are free to do anything they want as long as they avoid getting caught in a Star Trek-style temporal loop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass Malayan mouse deer born in Bristol, avoiding ESPN (w/ pics)
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Sun October 17, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bannon is trying to avoid subpoenas as he knows he'll implicate Trump in the conspiracy
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noise Factor is back at 11PM ET and kicks off with brand new Ministry from their new album. The days are getting darker and so is the show, apparently. We'll also hear from Isis, Void Vator, High on Fire, and Joe Satriani? Yes Tune in
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza is getting eaten alive by the worker shortage. Noid still void on improving worker pay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What do an $80 million superyacht and your mom have in common?
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Thu October 14, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maxxed-out
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a further attempt to avoid all thing metric, waste electronics are now weighed in units of Great Wall of China. Tag is for how much crap gets dumped
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With Kyrie Irving, New York hasn't seen someone do a worse job of avoiding getting shot since Plaxico Burress
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Proof that the only thing worse than a HOA is a condo board. How a disabled 9/11 responder's request to leave his shoes outside his front door to avoid exacerbating acute respiratory issues caused by his 9/11 work literally became a federal case
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Sat October 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Instead of closing for the floods, Titiporn's eatery is making waves, staying open for customers who are reveling in shin-deep dining, and the thrill of avoiding the rush of water set off as boats go by"
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, best known for riding to work on a horse, and then skedaddling out of town to avoid criminal corruption charges, is running for Congress as a true son of the Montana soil.. from his wife's yacht in CA
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Depletion, disruption, the supply chain, and you
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to be inconspicuous when going to murder your father, don't drive there in your 28' Winnebago. And avoid the security cameras
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(gCaptain)
 
 
 
Wal Mart and other big box stores charter their own bulk cargo ships to avoid this week's disaster portmanteu: "Containergeddon"
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Military.com)
 
 
 
If you are serving Tang please avoid Buzz Aldrin who punched a man for a much lesser offense. If you are too young to know what Tang is, you don't want to know: don't click, don't google
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Mets need a new.... well, everything. Here's some of the people who could be considered for roles in the organization
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A big shutdown was avoided, but the government is still a little bit shut down
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
News: Hidden cameras found in Ikea restrooms. Fark. They've been there since 2015. UltraFark: They were put there by Ikea. MegaFark: Who say they did it FOR the employees
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas legislators are angry to find out power companies are using the loophole they wrote to avoid winterizing their power plants
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Tue September 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump concealed his colonoscopy to avoid all the "up his ass" jokes
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed federal judge bends over backwards to avoid jailing a 1/6 Insurrectionist but she just won't stop Sovereign Citizening long enough to let him
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
I'm not saying you need this advice about avoiding passive aggressive emails at work, I just thought you might find it interesting. You know I just wanted to make sure we're all on the same page
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
City built at the base of a mountain commissions avalanche study, finds 374 buildings at risk. Since this is America, they will now vote on whether to believe the science or avoid harming property values
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
OK. Which Farker made a hole in the Universe? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Man who filmed Rodney King beating dies because he avoided getting shot
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Mon September 20, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How the rich avoid paying taxes. Noticeably missing: Offshore bank accounts, not declaring income, bribing politicians to make the tax laws you want
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Man warned that he might need to bring knives to a doll fight
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Sun September 19, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge rules man can't avoid eviction by claiming COVID-19 hardship. Because he hasn't paid his mortgage for 23 years
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Custody is the one word to avoid in a divorce, but oddly not because that is what you feel like you're in when you have the kids
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Thu September 16, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fox News: If you are not vaccinated, you are getting Covid tested daily. Also Fox News: PARENTS GET VACCINE WAIVERS FOR YOUR CHILDREN AND AVOID POLITICS IN SCHOOL
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(DurhamRegion.com)
 
 
 
Most people try to avoid getting a ticket for driving while impaired. Then again, you could just drive around a police station parking lot flashing your high beams
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Jabberwocking)
 
 
 
Kevin Drum reacts to the LA Times' reasoned explanation why CA is having a recall election. "For chrissake. I've rarely seen such a stream of pseudo-analytic bafflegab in service of avoiding the simple and obvious answer"
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A list of what to avoid at Traders Joe's this fall
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Fri September 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
People are booking Christmas vacations earlier than ever before in efforts to avoid those full sh*tters
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Thu September 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Even though you can use crypto to buy and sell products or services, don't think for a minute that makes it just like cash, at least not if you want to avoid trouble with the IRS"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new Amazon Tijuana location was built specifically to avoid tariffs and will be sending goods mostly to a San Diego Amazon warehouse
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Deadly cocaine is showing up everywhere. How to avoid it. Just going out on a limb here but perhaps, don't do cocaine?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Study finds animals are "shapeshifting" to avoid climate change, bust Ferangi casino owners
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
He tried to avoid the family business. But when the family business is creating monthly magazines for children, that is not something one can just avoid
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It takes a Good Reich to avoid a Fourth Reich
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
What can employers do if workers avoid COVID-19 vaccines?
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend says she's getting a divorce from her husband because he had an affair. She told me she avoided counseling and trying to repair the marriage because she wanted to divorce him for years because she was bored. Do I let the lie stand?"
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rather transparent bid to avoid being served, as he is about to be issued a subpoena, Gym Jordan's memory improves slightly
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The headline on this story was changed ... from 'Harvesting your own seed is one of gardening's great pleasures' to 'Harvesting the seed of a favourite plant is one of gardening's great pleasures' to avoid any ambiguity"
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Avis really does try harder ... to avoid admitting their mistakes and will go to extreme efforts to ignore their own lack of responsibility
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Betty White Newswire)
 
 
 
Remember how South Dakota Attorney General Jason Ravnsborg killed a man while driving and checking rightwing websites, and the man's glasses were found INSIDE Ravnsborg's truck? Ravnsborg will avoid trial by pleading to misdemeanor traffic violation
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
How to Barely Avoid Large Ships
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Time was, a Republican would try to avoid holding a rally in a notorious "sundown town." Sure, it was pre-Reagan and only lasted a few years, but time was
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A look at which states to avoid visiting for the foreseeable future
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
A less frustrating way to spend your day than playing Action 52 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Void Bastards & Yooka-Laylee free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Humankind? Side note: favourite gaming Easter eggs? Tell us
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gatorade is no longer in the LA Lakers but BioSteel from a Canadian weed company is totally filling like, the hydration void, eh
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(Lambgoat)
 
 
 
In a strange Twist, KoRn's tour plans are not Here To Stay- Jonathan Davis contracts Covid, trying to avoid joining the Dead Bodies Everywhere
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's kindergarten teacher ordered us not to let her read too much for fear of getting too far ahead. Should we avoid that recommendation?"
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Thu August 12, 2021
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Given that the Houston Texans are destined for 0-17 this year, they decided to try to shut down training camp early to avoid talking about Deshaun Watson
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Wed August 11, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Avoiding any witch hunts, city unanimously approves mask mandate
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If only he took the training he signed into law, perhaps this all could have been avoided
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
How my not eating helps mice avoid infections is beyond me, but hey, I'm game
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Larry Page flees to New Zealand to avoid the apocalypse or something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
I'm vaccinated, but my kids aren't. Should I avoid gatherings?
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cousins: I'll do anything to avoid COVID. Reporter: Will you get the vaccine? Cousins: That question is a HIPAA violation
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana Attorney General sends out detailed steps to department staff on how their children can avoid the state's re-instated in-school mask mandate
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
When towing a trailer with expired tags, the best practice to avoid being arrested is to a. have a current driver license, b. leave the 3 pounds of weed at home, c. drive a car that isn't stolen, and d. what's with those neck tattoos
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Thu July 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
GA-Rep deducts his entire salary to the IRS to avoid $5,000 in mask fines
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Wed July 28, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Iranian who was once ordered to throw a match to avoid facing an Israeli, then fled to Germany after talking about it, is now an Olympic silver medalist for Mongolia and he dedicated his medal to Israel
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Tue July 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Warning: While this article's headline will burn an unavoidable image of Mila Kunis bathing into your mind, you probably don't want to actually read it
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Mon July 26, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman narrowly avoids death when metal pole spears her car. Raving Finns, Country Estonians and Techno Vikings on notice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's just avoid Cancun altogether
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son was using my phone as he often does but my husband decided that was the time to send a rather randy text message to me, and my son saw it. How do I explain this and avoid such issues in the future?"
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nelly concert narrowly avoided
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
With workers in high demand, who is filling the void? How about teenagers?
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Wed July 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Three major drug dealers, whose products killed half a million people over 20 years, will all avoid jail time by paying $26 billion to the states
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at cannabis processing plant and for some reason the authorities want you to avoid the area
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In case you needed a reason to avoid the UK, the CDC is there for you
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
They aren't avoiding the vaccine because of lies spread online, they're spreading lies online to hide the real reasons they are avoiding the vaccine
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(Space.com)
 
Weeners
 
Giant dick set to propel giant dick briefly into airless void
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Sat July 17, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Rocky Romero have a counter for El Phantasmo's loaded shoe? Can Taguchi avoid getting destroyed by the "Bone Soldier"? Why is Robbie Eagles feuding with El Desperado? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2021 begins @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Loki episodes are Infinity Stones. TVA Agent Blucher sent to prune reality where Horse Stone exists
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: You're a Trump-humping blue state gubernatorial candidate who desperately wants to avoid the upcoming debate where you're going to have your ass handed to you. What do you invent as an excuse? A: C-C-C-C-CLINTON FOUNDATION
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Mon July 12, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
Science has determined that climate change has altered human physiology, and not just because your fast ass is laying around the house to avoid 120 degree heat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid taxes on your crypto gains? Fear not, just buy a passport to 1 of 7 beautiful tropical countries
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Smart: parking under a roof to avoid hail damage. Fark: getting in a multi car pileup to avoid hail damage
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Sat July 10, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can El Desperado avoid defeat at the hands of El Bone Soldier? Will ZSJ & Taichi send a message to LIJ ahead of their tag title bout? Are fans allowed in the building? SUMMER STRUGGLE in SAPPORO: Day 1 starts @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Owning a sports franchise is the ultimate status symbol for billionaires. It's also yet another way for them to avoid paying taxes like the rest of us poor bastards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats announce that they intend to avoid "a circus" as they move forward with the January 6 committee. Their intentions to avoid carnivals, spectacles, hippodromes, dumpster fires, or cluster farks still unclear
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Wed July 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Inner Circle collapse before the Pinnacle? Can Andrade avoid imploding against Matt Sydal? Do Jericho & MJF spend the evening arguing over building codes? LIVE from MIAMI, AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Communist China moving into Afghanistan to fill the void left by departing American and NATO troops. Cue Willy Wonka's "No, stop, no, don't go there, come back"
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Labour barely wins important by-election to avoid seeing the UK become a terrible Tory touchstone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
No, using emojis for your Venmo payment descriptions won't let you avoid their new fees. Probably
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in school and hadn't read the assignment and had to spend the entire class lecture avoiding even the slightest eye contact with your teacher in case she called on you? That's what it's like to serve in the House GOP right now
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Thu July 01, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Po-Po loves Tay-Tay because the DMCA allows cops to use pop music to avoid accountability
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Blue Justice be served to the Stone Pitbull? Can Satoshi Kojima avoid the GTR? If YOSHI-HASHI wins, will we riot? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 enters the final stretch @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will MJF bow before a Spanish God? Can Brian Pillman, Jr. avoid being killed by Miro? How many "F-Bombs" will Taz drop on us tonight (over/under is 4)? AEW Dynamite returns LIVE @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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