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Sat April 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
No, ma'am, you can't threaten the Vice President
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Hillary Clinton was castigated for calling them "deplorables"? Turns out she was being an optimist
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Fri April 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris may be the best hope for legal marijuana
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis is described as denice version of DeTrump, so dedoners are flocking to give him demoney
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Back in the day before FARK existed, there was a letter from Prince Philip apologizing to Richard Nixon about a 'lame' toast. It didn't even have butter to go with it
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza delivery bots are invading Houston's streets and are about to remember that Texans like their big-ass pickups and shotguns
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you get a bill for your COVID-19 vaccine from your insurance company for 57 cents or something weird like that, don't pay it.. It's free
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Critics outraged that Biden's rail system initiative focuses on boring things like repairs, maintenance, and incremental upgrades, instead of a genuine, bona-fide, electrified, six-car high speed rail project
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Military advisors: Only by staying forever will we win the Forever War. That's a heck of a catch
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out people would rather see a pic of your butt than your face. Here comes the asstastic science
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The son of Jerry Falwell Jr. is out of his job as vice president at Liberty University nearly 8 months after his father resigned as president of the Christian school amid allegations of inappropriate personal behavior and financial self-dealing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden is trying to reset America's global agenda into something not idiotic
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto is less bad than the normal banking industry. But who are you gonna believe? A bunch of crypto-analysts and Janet Yellen...or some former CIA director
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Was that a stun gun disguised as a walking stick in your pants, or were you just happy to be sitting at Nancy Pelosi's desk?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
IBM awakens its terminology
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Sat April 10, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Turns out Mike Pence was very concerned the January 6 rioters weren't breaking into the Capitol just to have a little talk with him
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Intel anti-harassment AI: How much racism would you like? A) None B) Some C) Most D) All
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Thu April 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manchin: Since the republicans sent radicals to attack the capitol, it is imperative we reach out to them and negotiate
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First female President of Tanzania calls for freedom of the press and a scientific approach to COVID-19, reversing the policies of her predecessor who recently died of COVID-19
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Tue April 06, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
San Francisco school board to vote on not looking so stupid and out of touch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone remember when Pence used to give regular press conferences? No? Me neither
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Mon April 05, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The true villain of the presidential immigration crisis? You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear New York Post: Stop trying to make Hunter Biden happen, it's not going to happen
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's family gave him the Rick Astley experience
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he smoked Parmesan Cheese but didn't inhale
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Navy SeaBees build Vice President Harris a desk using wood from the USS Constitution, the world's oldest commissioned warship still afloat; the Constitution was launched in 1797. Nicolas Cage thinks it contains a treasure map
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Colorado lawmakers are considering a proposal that would ban Native American mascots in public schools and colleges because it's like 2021 now and really, people
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell, Jr. claims that the Liberty University community still embraces him. Sometimes the community even embraces his wife, while he sits in a corner and watches
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Straight headline: "Sales of Bentleys and Lamborghinis are booming because rich people are bored"
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over: it's officially "Cup O' Noodles" again
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Business groups are finally realizing graft is graft. They don't have to show up, only the cash does
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden says he wouldn't fark the same chicken twice; would also consider higher-quality laptops going forward
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Tue March 30, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump whines to Jeanine Pirro that he's being demanded at the border by ICE
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Sat March 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why doesn't VP Harris stay in her place?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill says Biden presser was a disgrace. Oh wait it's an opinion piece that doesn't reflect the views of The Hill. The Hill just gave someone a soapbox to scream the Biden presser was a disgrace
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It is an article of faith among the MAGA faithful that Joe Biden is a doddering, senile old man who is barely aware of his own name. The Republican Senators and Reps who have met with him now know better
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Vice President of San Francisco School Board most recently in the news for push to rename schools for cultural sensitivity forced from leadership position for racist tweets
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Thu March 25, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
Um, that's not what Vice Presidents do
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
5G...in....SPAAAAAACE
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(KFGO Fargo)
 
 
 
President Biden to mark the 11th anniversary of a big farking deal in Ohio
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren emerges from her chrysalis, hysterically claims Biden is a "shadow president" who will give power to Kamala Harris
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"What are you doing in there? You're going to get killed." The backstory, supposedly, to the infamous Jim Harbaugh - Jim Schwartz postgame "handshake" from 2011. Harbaugh is a dork but not to blame? O RLY? YA RLY
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pro tip: When trying to beat a rising drawbridge, a bicycle is no substitution for a car with a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspensions and cop shocks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One more good reason for the return of the talking filibuster
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So, the Republicans in the Senate are fine with violence against women, then
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merck's head marketer is quitting. Side effects may include headache, flushing, stuffy or runny nose, indigestion, upset stomach, dizziness, back pain, cancer, death, or an erection that lasts more than 4 hours
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College admissions essays from the pandemic year reveal the devastating toll the pandemic has taken on families
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain blames VP Harris for Republican vaccine hesitancy because she had concerns that Trump may have forced the vaccine out before it was ready for political reasons, and Republicans hang on Kamala's every word
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Body armor makers 1/5: "MAGA Boogaloo We won't sell to demonrats" On 1/7: "We are non-partisan safety equipment sellers. We abhor violence"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hey guys, here's some good news if you packed on a few pounds last year. And it's on the internet, so you know it has to be true
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Tue March 16, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What will the end of the pandemic look like? Experts disagree on the final stages
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Let's take a closer look at the Biden blitz. Sweet
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Sat March 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Biden destroyed Reagan's "wisdom"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: Yeah, we never said anything when Trump flew to Florida every weekend to play golf and flew all over the country to hold superspreader events, but Biden flies home to Delaware every weekend. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What happens when you don't have to wait for President Ego to sign the relief checks just so he can see his big pretty signature? They are already hitting bank accounts
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Guy whose entire business involves selling hardware to NASA is VERY CONCERNED that Biden isn't taking the space program "seriously enough"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA's Perseverance Rover team names geological features on Mars with words from the Navajo language
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How we went from "I alone can fix this" to "only together can we defeat the coronavirus." Hint: We elected a president who's sane, non-narcissistic, and who doesn't entertain fantasies of being a fascist dictator
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Navy is the smallest it's been since World War Two. Well do we really need enough troop ships to land millions of men in Asia and Europe at the same time at this exact minute?
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is starting the second war on poverty
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Trump of the south, Brazil's growing coronavirus outbreak is now posing a threat far beyond its borders. Could even break Trump of the north levels
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The fear of a wee wee wittle needle may be keeping many people away from COVID vaccines
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Mon March 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Biden Executive order: Hey Colleges, remember those hateful, idiotic rules Betsy DeVos put in place as to how you were to handle sexual assault claims on campus? Yeah, those are done now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vice President Harris has been busy
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Sun March 07, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike his former boss, Biden understands bi-partisan dealmaking only works when the other side actually wants to make a deal
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hells Superspreading Angels decend on Daytona
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee i ee i o. And that farm was worth a lot, ee i ee i o. With a dollar here and a dollar there, here a dollar, there a dollar, everywhere a dollar, Old MacDonald had a farm, worth sixteen million bucks
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Fri March 05, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chaka, when the flags fell
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Inspired by the Ford Pinto of years past, new Jeeps designed to catch fire easily
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Who lives 'neath a boulder under the sea? The Patrick Star Show
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PMG DeJoy continues his master plan to reduce the US Postal Service to rubble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I-5 Strangler" strangled
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Any Russians looking for beachfront property at a huge markup?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Atlanta Laywers Club to Lin Wood: Go be batshiat for Cocoa Puffs somewhere else, pal
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Wed March 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for former VP Mike Pence concerning further embarrassment, Trump is weighing his kooked-up 2024 presidential run without him
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Tue March 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Voters will punish GOP in midterms for lack of COVID support. I'm ok with this
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Today in "stuff that should have happened 6 months ago" news: Merck has agreed to help J&J manufacture their vaccine
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Marjorie Greene is not an aberration
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Sun February 28, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pres. Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg say it's finally Feb. 3 in Punxsutawney
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Fri February 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA recommends being on the receiving end of a Johnson
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you threaten an NBA player by saying you'll "cut your Black ass and send you back to Louisiana," you might not want to be the VP of the Utah Jazz...or white
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dementia patient resurfaces to find racist legacy being systematically dismantled
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook's forthcoming smart glasses might have a feature to help you recognize your friends, Sarah Connor
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Wed February 24, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gamestop CFOut
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Tue February 23, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bury all the COVID dead at Mar-a-Lago, so it can become like Arlington Cemetery
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CPAC wants Mike Pence to come and speak and pretend that Trump didn't order his deranged mob to hang him on Capitol Hill
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The FBI is working on investigation that links Roger Stone and Alex Jones to the Capitol terror attack on 1/6/21
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Fri February 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden in Munich: hey, you guys remember America? Yeah we're back. Sorry about..*waves hands* whatever the hell THAT was for the last four years
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
If your party's main theme to win is to restrict voting than maybe you need a new game plan. Or you're a Republican
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're off to a heck of a start Larry Kudlow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WaPo fact checker, still keeping us safe: Kamala Harris said that the Biden administration had to "start from scratch" when it came to the coronavirus, but really Trump's team had had a few meetings and yelled some things at states. So, LIAR
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
From the Boo-Farking-Hoo files: Proud Boy William Chrestman "has experienced the clarity of perspective sometimes imparted by a federal prosecution and associated incarceration"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Joe Biden's routine like? He goes to bed on time and grabs morning coffee with Jill to ensure he has plenty of energy for security briefings, staff meetings, and negotiations with Senators. And exactly zero minutes of "executive time"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
Have we normalized impeachment?
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland: we need revenue so we're taxing ads. Big tech: ha, we'll pass along the tax to your small business. Maryland: not after we pass this 2nd bill
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Sat February 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are the seven GOP senators who have backbones that are stronger than chocolate eclairs
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Donald Trump acquitted in second impeachment, which turns out to be even more bipartisan than the first impeachment. At this rate, Trump will be convicted by his third term in office
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Mike Pence turns on Trump
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers expected to present a very short defense case, possibly consisting of one sentence: Can you get him off the hook senators, one more time, for old time's sake?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Offensive Coordinator Tommy Tuberville (R-iot) allegedly told Coach Trump that the defense had forced his own QB to scramble out of the pocket during rare Redneck Blitz maneuver in January 6th game
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Thu February 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
As the rioters reached the top of the Capitol stairs, they were within 100 feet of where the vice president was sheltering with his family -- and his NUCLEAR FARKING FOOTBALL
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Oh, nothing much, just checking to see if the unhinged lynch mob I sent got there in time. BRB, Tommy, gotta tweet a little more incitement"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Every day you get dressed is a win--even if it's just putting on sweat pants and a t-shirt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now out of office, Trump may have to face tax questions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Based on their public statements, it sure seems like right after Sen Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) told Trump "they just took the Vice President out, I've got to go" was when Trump Tweeted his "no courage" attack on Mike Pence. Like, within 10 minutes
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Wed February 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Secret Service hasn't had to run this hard since W was president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's not exactly news of the world, but Google's going to start paying UK publishers for news
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas A&M University has become the first university in the state to surpass $1 billion spending on research within a year. Surely there's an Aggie joke in there somewhere
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Mon February 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Shelby has no excuse to acquit Trump now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden being pressed by Democrats to end federal death penalty. Republicans say good luck with that
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Facebook Insurrection: Out of 233 Capitol siege charging documents, 73 reference Facebook. YouTube is referenced in 24. Facebook-owned Instagram is next with 20, while far-right Parler is mentioned in only 8
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
All the Texas Panhandle is dust in the wind, dude
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
She's a heartbreaker, dream-maker, tie-breaker, dontcha mess around with the VP
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
I warned you all that Mike Pence is capable of great evil
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Not gonna be antimaskers that kill us. It's gonna be the creamed-corn-eaters who need their grandkids to show them how to use their phone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Senate passes the budget resolution with VP Harris breaking the tie. She didn't even need to fly in
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You had me at "Wayne's World" vibe to the sometimes stuffy world of wine education
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Wed February 03, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca's vaccine the first with a proven reduction in transmission rates of covid after the first shot. Those who receive it need only worry about protection from the new variants that are popping up weekly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden says no family members will be involved in any government decisions. No word if Champ and Major plan to interrupt cabinet meetings demanding to go walkies
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Tue February 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Washington D.C. now using Capitol Building fence as excuse to demand statehood, says they can't enact new laws that they can't enforce anyway
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Biden to GOP on executive orders: you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or you gonna bite
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Why aren't we letting true frontline workers--those in food service, retail, and grocery--access the vaccine for Covid quickly?
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why hasn't there been a sit-down interview with Biden yet?
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Stat News)
 
 
 
You may not realize it but the govt subsidizes booze companies
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Man with foot in mouth refuses to eat shoe
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran happily reports production of a greater than expected amount of reasons to be bombed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is Seinfeld
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The truth is that Mitch McConnell was actually done with Trump and ready to impeach him. It's the rest of the party, though, that still hasn't lost that lovin' feeling and would likely turn on him if tries to force the issue. Fark needs a coward tag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Herein lies a deeply satisfying tale of how President Biden had a nearly complete government-in-waiting to quickly haul the Trump trash to the curb
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is in fear for his life because of Trump
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Tue January 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden replaces former White House doctor, whose only specialty was cranio-rectal insertions, with a real medical professional
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(Seth Abramson)
 
 
 
'Twas the night before Insurrection, and all through the House, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But elsewhere that night, in Trump's private residence, a plan had been made to kill his Vice President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daniel Dale, fact-checker extraordinaire listened to Biden's economic speech and finds that he lied repeat...no, wait, it turns out that Biden was actually quite factual in the facts he used. Take that libs
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When it comes to coconut milk, Costco and Target don't monkey around
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Mon January 25, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
139. The number of cops assaulted when Trump supporters heroically tried to save the President's ego by eliminating congress and the Vice President
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders dares the GOP to criticize him for using reconciliation to 'Protect ordinary people, not just the rich.' Don't expect him to pull any punches just because he's wearing those adorable mittens
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"The enemy isn't Republicans, it's liars", says Slate author who's clearly never seen a Venn diagram
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Satanist cannot touch Bible" is the new Qspiracy
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Biden reinstates Obama-era policy of unpublicized visits to local DC eateries
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Sun January 24, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
President Biden went to church this morning, and no American citizens were tear-gassed in the process. Amen
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Sat January 23, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The creepy evil clown of Middletown New Jersey (a longstanding landmark) has turned 65 today, and has no plans on turning less creepy, less Jersey
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Skeptic of cancel culture tweets something sarcastic and guess what happens next
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
2016 Trump fundraiser and 2020 convicted felon paid $750K to Trump advisor Matt Schlapp for his pardon. Er, make that NOT to get a pardon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ssssshhhh, don't tell. McConnell wants Trump convicted, pass it on. Don't tell. Shhhhhhhhh
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vice President Kamala Harris and First Doug will temporarily reside in Blair House as repairs are made to the official vice presidential mansion. Beware the Blair Witch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Former President Trump's parting turd to Joe Biden could flush GOP-leaning voters into the new president's camp
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fat Mike of NOFX says America is "full of uneducated racist idiots"
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
The Organizing Resolution in the Senate, explained
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the Vermont craftswoman who knitted Bernie's Sanders's mittens
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
President Biden, now that you're in office, it's time go big or go home
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In a fashion faux pas Vice President Harris wore the same purple pantsuit to the inauguration to succeed Donald Trump that President Lisa Simpson did when she took over from Trump. D'oh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So how's Fox handling the new presidency? Yep, gonna be a long road
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(Town and Country)
 
 
 
Meet our 1st Second Gentleman, We shall call him First Doug
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Biden is subby's 13th POTUS. How about you?
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine. Tom Hanks to host the inauguration special program with special guests Foo Fighters, John Legend, Bruce Springsteen, and Justin Timberlake. 8:30pm EST Multiple networks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris's inauguration is a historic milestone for the country
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You're welcome to come back to testify at your impeachment
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Tue January 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Warnock, Ossoff, and Padilla become US Senators Wednesday afternoon
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The organizer of the Straight Pride parade has been arrested in relation to the capitol riots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kohl's. Bed Bath and Beyond, and Wayfair tell a Trumper to get the hell out of their stores
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From day one: as they were heading to the inauguration "Obama quickly briefed Trump on a pending national security matter. "Trump, says, 'Well what would you do in this situation?' but It was evident that he wasn't really interested in the answer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
By gator arming it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Schumer and McConnell working on a power-sharing agreement because that's exactly what McConnell would do if Republicans had the tie-breaking vote in a 50-50 Senate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yertle will snub Trump's red carpet sendoff
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks: Does Biden Really Think Republicans Will Work With Him? Could He Be White?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go / Arrest him for sedition / He farked up real bad, and now he's going home / Arrest him for sedition
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five hours is probably not enough time for the White House residential crew to get Trump's TVs out of there, deep-clean the place, and get the Bidens' stuff set up. That bathroom will need 5 hours just for itself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ken Burns: The United States is actually suffering from three viruses right now -- COVID, white supremacy, and misinformation
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google says Indian courier startup Dunzo is onzo
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Has it always been about "stopping the steal?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ben Sassy pants has an opinion on how both sides are bad
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is a coward
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Sun January 17, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Mike Pence is not a hero
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Deadly Capitol raid would have still happened without Parler -- but not without Facebook
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Fri January 15, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You can pry my schadenboner from my cold, dead hands
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(Constitution Center)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that yes, a federal official can be impeached, convicted, removed from office AFTER he's left it, and barred from holding office under the United States for life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence finally musters up the courage to talk to another woman on the phone besides Mother
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA rioters missed catching Mike Pence by seconds, and might've if he hadn't dissolved into background like he's been doing for four years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chansley later told the FBI he did not mean the note as a threat but said the Vice President was a "child-trafficking traitor" and went on a long diatribe about Pence, Biden and other politicians as traitors
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Tuberville demonstrates his exhaustive knowledge of the Constitution again
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Bookmark this link for use after January 30th
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The most surprising vote for impeachment came from this Republican" (Tom Rice)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pence had to be told by 3 lawyers he did not have the power to overturn the election. So remember Pence would take Trump's word over two lawyers when he tries to reboot his image starting in seven days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man thinks he is not a traitor, did nothing wrong by storming the capitol. That's what I always think when I'm siding with a group chanting about lynching the vice president
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is very unhappy with Donald Trump because he didn't work harder at being a nativist authoritarian. Because of course she is
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
WV style: Load up trucks with vaccine, drive to pharmacies, start jabbing, 6% done. CA style: Work on a detailed system of tiers and subtiers, 2% done
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former personal doctor, Dr. Harold Bornstein, will unequivocally be the healthiest individual ever to become elected to the mortuary
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Even the Southern Baptists are supporting the Articles of Impeachment
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Wed January 13, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tenure ˃ Sedition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, you know, at least until Trump's other shoe needs licking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's communications director would like to communicate that she quit
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"What economic downturn? My business is booming." "What's you're business?" "Body bags"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump to Pence: "You can either go down in history as a patriot, or you can go down in history as a pussy"
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Tue January 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"C'mon, do something." -Members of the house, as they poke Mike Pence with a stick
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
VP Pence stays loyal to the man whose supporters were trying to lynch his pasty arse
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis booted from Rite Aid for not wearing mask. No word on whether he was wearing shoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the last hundred or so years, very few people other than legal scholars and historians could have told you that the 14th Amendment even HAD a third section. But in the next few months, EVERYBODY is going to be talking about it ...A LOT
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The people who enabled him and allowed this to happen feel DEEPLY "betrayed" now that it happened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kicked dog finally allowed to crawl back to his master
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Boo hoo, someone hit me back"
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
The...persons...who spent their entire careers, nay, lives, in the pursuit of amassing as much power as possible no matter the cost (to others) begin to experience severe cases of powerlessness
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Both the White House Counsel and Bill Barr warned Trump not to try a self-pardon, so you know how this will play out already
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The radical commies at the NRO want Trump to pay for his crimes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In case you didn't know it, some of the vilest right-wing talk show hosts on Earth -- including Mark Levin, Ben Shapiro, and Dan Bongino -- are actually on a leash held by their employer, Cumulus Media. And that leash just got yanked, hard
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
My name is Orangemandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye whitey, and despair
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Sun January 10, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: Here's the deal, we're gonna ask Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment, and if he doesn't do that he'll vote for impeachment, and so, pick your poison
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Kirk realizes bragging about sending 80 bus loads of protestors to DC would be his own Kobayashi Maru
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A perfectly reasonable letter from the Nye County chairman of the Republican central committee
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Then, shalt thou count to 25. No more. No less. 25 shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 25. 26 shalt thou not count, nor either count thou 24, excepting that thou then proceed to 25. 27 is right out
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That gallows that the rioters brought with them to Capitol Hill? According to what a Reuters photographer overheard, that was for Pence, and it was NOT metaphorical
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Aww... is someone not feeling like they are getting enough attention?
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(Scribd)
 
 
 
Yes the day can get even better, here are the Articles of Impeachment to be filed against President Trump on Monday for "Incitement of Insurrection"
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The Trump plan was to kidnap and coerce leaders of HIS OWN party, and most especially HIS OWN vice president. A gun to Mike Pence's head could save the Trump presidency. Trump himself believed this, he said so." - David Frum, Editor, The Atlantic
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Foetid Hell Friday in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Pence getting ready to write a very angry letter to Trump telling him how angry he is with him
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Lisa Murkowski is the first republican Senator to call for Trump's resignation
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Qanon: Trump BS speech yesterday? All part of the plan
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Participants in the Trump Rebellion dejected to find out they're not getting adulated as heroes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This week in kindergarten news: Lil' Donnie Fatso cries bigly when big meanie Mommy's Boy Mike won't do what he tells him to. "I don't want to be your friend anymore" screamed Donnie, capping off a big week of troublemaking and time-outs
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I knew this was coming so that is why I bailed
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Impeachment it is. Again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC didn't even make it to Noon before cheering "we love you" to Trump for his coup attempt
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
In case you're curious about section 4 of the 25th amendment for some reason this morning
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump mob tried to hunt down Vice President Mike Pence once they breached the Capitol building because he was not loyal to their treasonous cause
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starbucks announces its third CFO in three years. It's like people can't stand stay still there
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
White House Counsel to White House staffers: If you so much as sneeze in the direction of Trump and his Proud Boys, you could be prosecuted for treason
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Increasing climate change costs caused US disaster costs to double last year. Insurance execs are becoming increasingly nervous on weather their bonuses are covered
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
In case you need it, here's a full list of traitorous congresspeople who caused yesterday's insurrection
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump now officially bad for business
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
False equivalency, thy name is this New York Times opinion piece
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photos from today's Trumpserection. Stay for the last one of the Two-Minute Hate
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley hope you're too stupid to know that they can't overturn the electoral college
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
There's nothing like 535 people getting together on a Wednesday afternoon to formally serve two week's notice on the President of the United States. Now with bonus stupid going on outside the capitol building
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence faces ultimate Kobayashi Maru test today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence tells Trump "No" after Mother gives him his balls back for 2 weeks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's taken weeks but Trump is possibly maybe starting to believe that he really lost. But only because it wasn't a fair election, which he would have totally won, and then he talks to Rudy and goes right back to thinking he won
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Tue January 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos, don't even ask why. Just open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos in tonight's MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Underrate Shirley Jackson at your own peril
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The MAGA faithful is busy drawing up lists of GOP heretics who have proved unfaithful to Our Lord Trump and therefore MUST be PURGED. And Trump is gleefully playing the role of Torquemada and heading up the Inquisition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hopes Pence will help him out. "But he's going to have a lot to say about it and you know one thing with him, you're going to get straight shots. He's going to call it straight. Even if it's not straight, he'll make it pretend to be straight"
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Defense News)
 
 
 
Latest F-35 issue due to: COVID
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(Politico)
 
 
 
MAGAts make last stand January 6
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RIP America "...the president of the United States is actually elected on the honor system by 535 members of Congress"
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell has lost it ...no not his mind, his control of the Senate with an all-out GOP civil war
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Sat January 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gohmert goads on goon squads after getting quashed
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Fri January 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thank farking Christ 2020 is over and the fat orange dude that caused the past 5 years of misery is about to get the boot. This is your first 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread for 2021. GODDAMN it feels good to say 2021
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Cromulent comments considered on crested cormorants
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Thu December 31, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If "reorganizing the Praetorian Guard because they might be too loyal to the outgoing emperor" was on your 2020 bingo card, you just made it in under the wire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump returns to DC early so he can egg on his riots more easily
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's because he's an idiotic man-child, right?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
January 3 is much more important than January 6 in certifying the Electoral Vote count
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Novak Djokovic says after forming the Professional Tennis Players Assoc. (PTPA) to breakaway from the ATP that "I do not wish to create conflict or uncertainty around the player elections or create any issues that may arise." So guess what happened (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait, I forget -- how's that thing go about the correct answer when a headline is framed as a question?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pence, who's been dealing with Trump's shiat for four years now, faces more crap
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Omni Hotels took $76,000,000 in PPP money intended for workers and did exactly what you'd expect
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Seriously, no one should risk catching Covid-19 for the Biden-Harris inauguration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP's problem with women of color: 1) They're women 2) They're not white 3) They don't take sh*t from old white guys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressman sues Vice President Pence in order to get the 1887 Electoral Count Act declared unconstitutional and grant Pence the sole power to determine who won the election. Confused? You won't be when I tell you Louis Gohmert is the Plaintiff
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
#Pence card explained and debunked, tag for those circulating the rumor
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
In an epic crossover, Luke Skywalker, James Gunn, and James T. Kirk contemplate an attack on the U.S. Space Force
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Lincoln Project is really getting into the bag of crazy that is Donald Trump's mind. And his current target is Mike Pence
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Evil Ted Cruz implores President Trump to send the Paris and Iran deals to the Senate so they can fail and leave Biden holding the shiat bag for it all
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump refuses to leave the White House, the Secret Service has no plan
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Christmas-card-gate
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Susan Rice regrets to inform you that immigration and asylum changes promised by the incoming Biden Administration have been moved from Day 1 to Day Whenever
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Date Nut Bread day, so find some nut bread you really like and ask it out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mo Brooks plotting mo treason
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