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Sun August 07, 2022
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Joburg man arrested for trying to get out of work with a fake sick note. Well, duh. That sort of thing only works in Vacationville
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Even though your host is on vacation, Noise Factor goes at 10:30 pm ET with a new show. Telekinetic Yeti kicks it off, also brand new tracks from Conan and Nebula. I'm hundreds of miles from my computer (and the playlist) but I'm sure the rest is great
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Maybe it was just vacationing in Belize?
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Tue August 02, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Returning vacationer discovers her luggage wants to rock her like a hurricane
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's the average salary Americans need to feel 'financially healthy' at every age, and yeah not even close for Subby
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Tue July 26, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not the best time to take your Yosemite vacation
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Maybe it was on vacation
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Liven up this rodent's vacation by photoshopping him into a more interesting place
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Wed July 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Los Angeles area Farkers should consider booking vacation time for July 14-30, 2028
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Tue July 19, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
WestJet announces new 23-hour flight from Calgary to ....Calgary
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sharks need vacations too
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Nude Day, so let's all celebrate the virtues of not having to wash as much laundry, packing much less in luggage, and horrifying anyone who looks at us
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poo Tin tells cronies to ditch their vacations because there is a super secret, enormously important, ominous meeting SOON. Sounds like a perfect opportunity to hand him his ass
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Thu July 07, 2022
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
This story made subby want a Guinness. Also, someone played a harp in the middle of the interstate
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: the middle of the road is a poor place to lie down and take a nap
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Take a working vacation and catch some jumbo shrimp on this genuine imitation wide beam narrowboat
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Sat July 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines IT department solves the pilot shortage
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
There are 2 vacation spots where you can burn up on re-entry. Only one of them is Tijuana (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but people will be traveling over the July 4th weekend
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More bookings, less disease = profit
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait. An NPR article on how to save for your financial goals that doesn't include "eat less avocado toast" or "buy less Starbucks lattes" as any of its main points? What is this I don't even
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The President, while riding his bicycle on vacation, came to a sudden arboreal stop"
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Fri June 17, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Gizmo you picked up on beach just revealed your whole vacation to lonely scientists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disaster relief from Biden administration to reach flood-stricken Montana before state's vacationing governor will
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Thu June 16, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking a two week vacation? You monster. Think of the corporate profits
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rarely is the question asked: "How are these tough economic times impacting Millennial Millionaires?" Please, pity them
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Wed June 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman relives trauma of being forced to go on beach vacation with her ex. The Post is there, reprinting contents from random TikTokers
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After a Google engineer claims the company's AI chatbot LaMDA has become "sentient", Google suggests the engineer take a paid vacation on STFU Island
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently Darwin was on vacation when these cocky idiots subway-surfed on a J train crossing the Williamsburg Bridge in NYC this weekend
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Wed June 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Uvalde police chief who was sworn in to the city council secretly after doing nothing to save kids turns the page and immediately no shows his first meeting
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Thu June 02, 2022
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Neither snow BAMMM nor rain nor CRASH heat nor gloom of BANG night stays these SLAMM couriers from the swift POWW completion of their appointed rounds
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(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaahamas. When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, fire away
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What were the characters you didn't like as a kid that you understand now as an adult?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Time to look at old family photos. Let's see: vacation photos, wedding anniversary photos, killing a black man photos...wait, WHAT?
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Looking for an interesting place to vacation this summer? Let science be your guide
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So you're not denying the allegations, Senator? How much of my taxes paid for your vacations, exactly?
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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(musicfeeds)
 
Weeners
 
The Australian election is not only NSFW, it topped the iTunes charts with Ben Garrison creamy goodness
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler has finally improved his pass completion rate. Unfortunately it was with his friend's wife on a vacation with both families' children present
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Some Horse)
 
 
 
Now no one will know when Subby is out on vacation
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Vacationing Guy)
 
 
 
Vacation season is almost upon us, and the Sunday Morning Music Club has its bags packed, it's ready to go, and is in the mood to do some traveling, man
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Repeating last week's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) with May-peaking songs. DJ finds that making up for 2 weeks vacation means no time for show prep after working today
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AMC prepares to Wake up
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
What's that? We're coming up on a year since Gabby Petito was murdered? Well, hell. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE, BOYS
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Putin looks unwell, unsteady in Easter church service footage. Maybe he needs a vacation? Subby heard Den Haag is lovely at this time of year
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
So... shoved in the back of a drawer for years until being rediscovered and summarily thrown away?
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Tue April 19, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tourist town braces for Russian assault. Not a repeat of every time and place Russians go anywhere on vacation
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Mon April 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So apparently we're now deciding where to go on vacation based on what places have the most TikTok views
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: Moskva crew doing fine, seen here greeting Admiral Yevmenov, will be taking extended vacation away from cameras for a very very very very long time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The pros and cons of a workcation. Apparently, there are pros
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