Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'tweets'
Fri January 27, 2023
(Forbes)
 
 
 
AP: please stop using the word "the" in front of disadvantaged folks, such as "the poor", or "the mentally disabled", and "the French"
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 26, 2023
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man known for denying things denies having affair with male staffer
source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter sued in Germany for failing to follow the "don't show Nazi shiat in Germany" law
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 22, 2023
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Twitter apparently hearts sex traffickers
source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat January 21, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Just because I tweet [it] doesn't mean people believe it," says guy who encourages you to follow him every time you visit Twitter
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 17, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Baldrick had a cunning plan to deal with North Korea: He was going to nuke it, but, and this is the cunning part, after the bombs went off, he was going to put his finger on his nose and say "not it" So the US couldn't be blamed
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 15, 2023
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hockey player you have never heard of becomes hockey player you'll never hear about again after his team discovers his homophobic and ignorant tweets
source: pjstar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri January 13, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Third party Twitter apps suddenly stop working. It's because a) benign neglect, 2) malicious API tampering
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
FTFA: "Most people give up on the resolutions about 10 days in. Instead, O'Donnell appears to have accomplished hers." Her resolutions: shoot guns and watch football
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu January 12, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lord Farktwit was willing to sacrifice some of your lives by nuking North Korea and blaming Canada probably
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 09, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Internet Military expert Elon Musk and video game designer Richard Garriott exchange tweets about how dumb the Ukrainian Army is for deploying tanks which EvERYONE knows are obsolete "death traps". Actual military experts tell them both to get bent
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun January 08, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk seeks to move trial to a state where politicians and judges are more easily bought off
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed January 04, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
World's second richest and most stupid man soon to be the deadest
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It looks like someone tricked TFG into presenting Dobbsey with a sock
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue January 03, 2023
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
source: deadspin.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon January 02, 2023
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well, that's a low bar
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Something, something, reaping. sowing? Hope Hicks realizes she's just a weed
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk makes 'significant' backend server architecture changes to Twitter's serves, annnd, it goes exactly as well as you'd expect
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 27, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Someone hacked Piers Morgan's Twitter account and posted racist, hateful things. So, how can they tell it was hacked?
source: walesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
This nepo baby crap is getting wildly out of control
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Candace Owens spreads baseless claim, which will just make her more popular with the base
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 19, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Much like a crow hunting for shiny baubles, Bird needs those quarters you owe
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 18, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Elmo: The people have spoken, I'm letting the journalists back on. Less than 12 hours later: YOINK
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Leon Muskox: Hey journalists, you can rejoin Twitter on the condition you stop posting all that journalism
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 13, 2022
(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Phoenix police officer under investigation for making pornographic movies while working from home. Well, technically, he was "working". I don't know what all the fuss is about
source: kold.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 12, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
SBF says he wants to testify before congress remotely because he's "busy." Of course, the threat he might get arrested if he comes to the US couldn't possibly enter into it
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Private jet tracking account @elonjet has been shadowbanned. Freeze peach reigns supreme
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter Blue relaunches ... with a $3/month surcharge in the Apple Store. Take that, you rotten Apple users
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri December 09, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Musk wants to jettison the life boats because without all that weight the CS Twitter will surely stay afloat. (CS=Cyber Ship your better acronym playing on ship naming to the right)
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 08, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And the award for terrible timing in layoffs goes to...IGN
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ok, Boomer
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue December 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Brand new writer holds a book signing for her just-published novel and only 2 people show up. Tweets about it. And receives feedback from other authors who've experienced the same thing. You may even have heard of some of them
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon December 05, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
After Elmo claims bombshell revelation in the Twitter Files: "I've barely read any of the Twitter Files"
source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Um, wouldn't keeping the nudes up without consent violate revenge porn laws?
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun December 04, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh James
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat December 03, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The tweets are not what they seem
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu December 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It only took Elmo 5 weeks to try to rev up advertising sales. If you spend over $500K, you can have double the impressions next to Nazi tweets. Oh, and the the prior ad team either resigned or got fired
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Musk retracts 2 day old claims that Tim Apple was going to remove Twitter from the App Store, recommended that Elon really ought to take his lithium tablets
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 28, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Box office bomb "Bros" to debut on the streaming service equivalent of the bargain bin
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The contractors who write official tweets for Texas senators started drinking early for the holidays
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 21, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Budweiser shrugs off Qatar stadium beer ban, tweets new World Cup campaign: "BEE" "EFF" DEEEEE"
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun November 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Huh, it's almost like someone who grew up filthy rich from apartheid blood emeralds is A-OK with racism
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Musk finds a few employees left hiding in the rafters, plans more cuts
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: #thosegrapesweresouranyway
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lawyers nope right out of trying to defend client who can't keep his fingers off the tweet button
source: cointelegraph.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu November 17, 2022
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Musk's not some rich kid whose dad owned an emerald mine in South Africa. It was in Zambia. Any article where Musk talks about the emerald mine is being swept from the net and Musk wants you to read articles where he denies mine's existence
source: snopes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Binance responds to criticism of crypto industry: HFSP, bro
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 16, 2022
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Well, then what's the point, Jurgen?
source: mcsweeneys.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon November 14, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Stephen Fry has left Twitter for open-source Mastodon, it's time to start posting Mastodon toots instead of Twitter tweets. Original makes way for Unique
source: mastodonapp.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Crypto space is so safe and investible that the major players seem to buy and sell each other every other day
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat November 05, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player
source: thewrap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri November 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for a tweetstorm today at noon as half of Twitter's employees might be posting their resumes. The company has also closed their offices and suspended badge access
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed November 02, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump has died in a rock-climbing accident in New Zealand while Jeff Goldblum just looked on and laughed. Sorry Drew, just testing the limits of Fark moderation
source: businessinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue November 01, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With massive planned layoffs, wacko ideas and stupid tweets, Musk's first Monday shows his best attempts to destroy Twitter. Tuesday ain't going so great either
source: arstechnica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'mma let you finish, but these are the best tweets of all time. OF ALL TIME
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, in his underpants with his gigolo, responds to Lebron James' comments about racism on Twitter
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun October 30, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
Hero
 
How to delete your Twitter account and all your tweets, just in case you were curious for some reason
source: pcmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Probably just a coincidence that the weekend Elon Musk takes over Twitter that the platform is seeing spikes in racial slurs, references to ivermectin, and COVID conspiracy theories
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 28, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
When Coolidge's death was announced, Dorothy Parker reportedly asked the same question
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big fat poopy heads in Saudi Arabia sentence US citizen to 16 years for tweets critical of th.... hang on, there's a knock at my door
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
In a sign of how marijuana legalization is going, your idea from college of making a pastrami on rye pizza is coming to fruition in Chicago
source: chicago.eater.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some farking guy)
 
 
 
The demographics of swearing. If you drive in Atlanta then you know why Georgia is #1 in the nation in cussing, as it's called down here
source: word.tips   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 17, 2022
(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Ted 'Cancun' Cruz posts lies about 'far right' Muslim parents. But Ted, we thought you supported 'far right' philosophies
source: pressandguide.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 14, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
I Love You
source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has been sliding into Putin's DMs
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News, which has been all about propping up Kanye's White Lives Matter shirts, suddenly looks like Mike Myers when Kanye goes full anti-Semite
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 07, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
How many Southlanders survived Adar's act of geological terrorism? Will Durin risk Dwarf lives to mine fresh immortality for the Elves? Did The Stranger step on anyone important? Rings of Power Episode 7 is streaming on Amazon Prime
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Grid News)
 
 
 
MAGA Candidate: "My website doesn't show up in Google searches. The Deep State is censoring me, I'm being deplatformed, help, help...I'm being repressed" Reality: "You specifically set your website NOT to be indexed by Google, moron"
source: grid.news   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 06, 2022
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Contradict Tucker Carlson? That's a disciplining for you, Major General
source: stripes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Blaze did something right
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon October 03, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter begins rolling out new feature to allow users to edit tweets after they've been submitted, which raises the questions when will Fark roll our similiar feature for eadlines
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.