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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Paul Simon announced today he will perform the final concert of his Farewell Tour in the borough of Queens, where he spent his formative years
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Welcome to another installment of Donald Trump's Selfish Self-aggrandizing Tour and Ego Boost Convention. Todays stop is Duluth, Minnesota. Fare you well, Minnesota Farkers. (Link goes to C-SPAN @ roughly 7:30 ET)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents fight it out during youth softball tournament in Tennessee. Elegant display of belly bumping, cheap shots, annoying screams
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Hawaii begs tourists to stop taking selfies with the deadly molten lava
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway hires Bain to help with sales slump. Maybe if the trains ran on time this wouldn't be needed
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Sat June 16, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
For the price of a small San Francisco apartment, you can now buy 300 acres and a small California town
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Thu June 14, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Weird Al releases a collection of snippets from every cover song he played from his ridiculously self-indulgent vanity tour
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Man claims "The greatest food in human history is found at McDonald's" and that Anthony Bourdain was the "Anna Wintour of food". Next Week: Why Kim Kardashian is a national treasure and everything should be written in Comic Sans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Authoritarianism spotted in HHS center
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I'm Amazed at How Poorly Bill Clinton Has Handled the #MeToo Movement" says journalist who apparently ignored the last quarter-century of American History
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Tue June 12, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Darwin mutters to himself after tourist saves woman who hit the gas instead of brake and left her car dangling from an LA parking garage
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not news: Selling off your record collection. News: Selling off your record collection for charity. Fark: Moby selling off his record collection for charity
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Fri June 08, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Smashing Pumpkins release comeback single, "Solara," but that photo of Corgan licking his lips is terrifying
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Uzbekistan Today)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan is now selling cans of air to tourists, which perhaps clarifies what type of tourist visits Uzbekistan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Merkley finally got a tour of a migrant children detention centers, finding fire exits up to code, efficient use of space, and clean facilities. Oh and kids in cages
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Tue June 05, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Brussels is upgrading official Belgian frites stalls to give wandering tourists a better, hipper impression of the national food - "a model that is identifiable just like the telephone booths of London"
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Cambodia's new airport train is already a success because: a) it makes a profit, b) decreased travel time for business travelers and tourists, or c) it's free until August so poor people can ride air-conditioned trains all day to cool off?
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(Some tin-foil hat wearing guy)
 
 
 
NASA releases 4K video of the moon, which should effectively end the moon landing conspiracy. You'd like to think that wouldn't you?
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ferrari 250 GTO sells for record $70 million. It won the 1964 Tour de France. Those bicycles didn't have a chance
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After being told he would have to stop the publicity tour if he wanted to represent Stormy in the Cohen case, Avenatti withdraws motion to do so
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after getting evicted from hotel after noise complaint, bringing guns, ammo unto property, charged with stalking, hunting tourists out of season
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Asinine: Small Alaska town's only ambulance vandalized. Spiffy: Wisconsin tourist buys them a new one. Hero: ...and drives it there
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
The Final of the 100th Memorial Cup will be between the two highest scoring teams in tournament history. Western Canada Vs Quebec. Pats Vs Titan live at 7:00 EDT. F Cancer & RIP CL
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Sat May 26, 2018
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ivanka will head to California to stump for Nunes. That's one hell of a bitter grapefruit
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Fri May 25, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Somebody called Florence to tour arenas with her machine. What about the Fixx? Subby is old
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends joins the Kim Jong-un apology tour: "[Kim] probably doesn't love being the guy that has to murder his people all day long...[He] probably wants some normalization. Let's give it to him if we can make the world safer"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We're in Venezuela" says A) your tour guide. 2) Your pilot. Or iii) your FBI agents upon learning that Trump is dumb enough to think he was being spied on and not investigated for crimes against America
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hey hey, we're half of the Monkees! We just keep touring around
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
At the 37th Mid-Amateur Championship golf tournament, a hockey game broke out
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Sat May 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Gubernatorial candidate's 'deportation bus' breaks down during tour." This, students, is what writers call "foreshadowing"
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler: "I've spent about $2 million on drugs over the years". The rest of the world: "that's it?"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Giant duckzillas wreak havoc on miniature village
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
5 'forgotten' tourist destinations in the U.S. everyone should visit. Where else would you recommend?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Christian tour available in Washington, D.C. vows to do what others have been too afraid to attempt: Tell the untold story of how a persecuted Christian minority overcame oppression to help found a great nation that still does not accept them
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
PGA golfer's wife ratcheted up the pressure to win
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Mon May 14, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
In effort to strengthen US-German relations, Trump reportedly gave Merkel "very personal" tour of his bedroom. The first pic in the article was probably her reaction
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Globetrotting tourists are responsible for nearly 10% of pollution, 100% of Hawaiian shirts
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stryper is still touring, understands why their Christian metal style is dissed by music critics, but really doesn't understand why Walmart and Christian chains won't carry their new "God Damn Evil" album because of filthy words in title
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A headline you don't see every day: Terrified tourists run for cover as robot dragon bursts into flames during Disney parade in the Magic Kingdom
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Thu May 10, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Nine Inch Nails Cold and Black Infinite North America 2018 Tour must be physically purchased from a human worker at something called a 'box office'
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney was so worried about Tom Holland spoiling Avengers that they had Doctor Strange babysit him for the press tour. Apparently everybody forgot that Gwyneth Paltrow might know a spoiler or two as well
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I saw Unexpected Walruses open for Leaping Orcas in '86. I didn't know they were still together and touring
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica covers Dancing Queen and this is truly the darkest timeline
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Confused tourists are asking Notting Hill bookshop so many questions about the movie that they've put up sign disowning it: "This is not the shop from the rubbish film. So don't ask. We don't know where it is either"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite all the warnings, tourists don't seem to care about Hawaii's erupting volcano. Could the media be sensationalizing the event? WaPo is there
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Art gallery opens doors to nudists, asks public not to touch anything
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts Jim Irsay bought the founding document to Alcoholics Anonymous for $2.4 million, and wants to display it publicly on a tour so more people can see it
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Sun May 06, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You're a super-fan of Star Trek. You invest hundreds of thousands of your own money into building exact replicas of The Original Series sets to make your own fan films. Who should you invite to take a tour of those sets?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
I'll give you 2-1 odds that tourism to Las Vegas continues to decline
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The ongoing, not-so-wondrous sexual misconduct of author Junot Díaz
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
The Edge announces support for repealing the 8th Amendment. Unclear why he is for excessive bail and cruel and unusual punishment
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Woman who paid $10 a ticket for U2's last visit to Tulsa in 1983 shells out $744 for a pair of seats at tonight's tour kick-off. Fark: band probably won't do a post-concert signing at a Christian bookstore this time
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
In this year's season opener, it's Yellowstone bison 1, clueless tourists 0
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Most overrated tourist traps in each state. Come for the Ark Encounter, stay for Missouri's Nuclear Waste Adventure Trail and Museum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lion tries to open a can of tourist bites
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's 'Westworld' helpfully unscrambled into chronological order. Sure, it's still totally confusing, but just less so
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popular Upstate NY cave offers nudist tour by lantern light. In case I can't make it, please give your mom my spelunk
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Venice ponders construction barriers to segregate tourists from residents (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
PGA Tour is making a deal to host a tournament in Detroit next year. Grounds crew to be called Mow Town
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(Yahoo)
 
Woofday
 
Seeing eye dog takes detour to Cool Dog Gear. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson decides to extend her world tour by eleven days in the US, which isn't really the world
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ibiza locals lodge protest against overtourism and its impact: getting overrun by Eurotrash looking for drugs, sex, music, and fun in the sun. In related news, Ibiza has locals
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you do if your Women's Tennis Team is 10-16 after the season but you need to be .500 to make the NCAA Tournament? If you're the University of Arkansas you schedule 6 tournaments in one day against Tennessee State and go 6-0
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Sat April 21, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Attn. NYC passengers: Please don't bother the tour bus driver while the vehicle is in motion. He's trying to watch TV
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-semite DC council member visits Holocaust museum. Ditches halfway though the guided tour. Afterwards one of his aides asked if the Warsaw Ghetto was like a gated community. This ignorance makes me sad
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are what some major tourist attractions really look like, so prepared to be disappointed
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Wed April 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's looking like Lil' Hands Trump and Lil' Kim will actually meet. It's not looking like Pompeo will be confirmed as Secretary of State. Comey is killing it on his media book tour. It's your Wednesday evening MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 p.m. ET
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
30 years after his demise, the Roy Orbison holographic world tour and musical revue is going full steam in the UK. "This is the weirdest gig I've ever been to and the weirdest review I'll ever write"
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
The #MeToo movement reaches the world of rodeo clowns
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huey Lewis cancels 2018 tour after losing his hearing. He's going for treatment and is hoping to be back in time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's possible that the biggest crisis actor of them all is Alex Jones. After all, he fits the definition: a false flag-waving paid plant at a tragedy, invented by right-wing conspiracy fans as a way to dream away the real victims of school shootings
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(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Lady Maureen's tour for her debut album postponed for six months, because she, her band and backup dancers are all in jail for playing a gig in another country without first securing any sort of permits
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Thu April 12, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SCTV is back and it's on Netflix and it's being produced by Martin Scorcese? Bob and Doug will be sleeping with the frozen fishes
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Kid Rock signs up mainstream country singer Brantley Gilbert and indie country prankster Wheeler Walker Jr. to come along on "redneck" summer tour. Rest assured, I will waste no time in buying tickets for this one
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently besides letting drunken tourists ride buffaloes naked in the Philippines, the government also isn't fond of you advertising 'DRUGS, SEX, BEER, RUM, COKE' at your backpacker bar either
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk granddad breaks into Mexican dance routine with sombrero after a few 'Sunday beers', leaves tourists bemused
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Area with local economy totally dependent on tourism enacts regulations with hefty fines in an effort to discourage people from renting vacation homes
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Mon April 09, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been fifteen years since the release of "Get Rich or Die Trying," so naturally Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson thinks a nostalgia tour is in order
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Sat April 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let us wish John Oates a happy 70th birthday. And yes, he's still touring
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Fresh off his attention-whore tour with the New York Yankees and more TMZ photo-ops, Russell Wilson can't figure out why the Seahawks are scouting Josh Allen
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Driver of bus headed for Masters Tournament spent too much time at the 19th hole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold em', know when to cancel your tours and just walk away
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
K-Pop group apologizes for omitting Japan from world map seen in music video, blames it on CG editing error, notes they love Japan and tour there all the time. "We are truly sorry to those who experience uncomfortable feelings"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Wellp, there went that NCAA tourney feel-good story
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Tue April 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN ranks every NCAA basketball tournament champion from 1939 to 2017. Detailed list to the left, reasons why you disagree to the right
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Joe Biden adds new dates, will melt your face on his ongoing "American Promise" tour. He's only playing Battleground States? That Trans-Am could be back in the White House driveway
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Brian Wilson announces holiday tour playing entire "Beach Boys' Christmas Album". In related story, Firehouse and Uncle Kracker to create "Fire-Kracker" tour for July 4th
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Did you ever hear about the time Guns & Roses almost toured with U2 back in 1993, and the only reason they didn't was because Pearl Jam wouldn't open up for them?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Is it 1997 again? Because Ben Folds and Cake are going on tour together this summer
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy claiming to be Tiger Woods is the odds on favorite to win this little golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
If you are looking for erotic art and implements, or vintage dental and gynecological chairs, Kink.com's Armory is selling everything April 6-10
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
They missed that Michigan has a player that used to be a student-manager, who's scored a 3 in the tournament already. Add 20 points
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau's husband is now old enough to drink
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Distractify)
 
 
 
"Dear tourists, please stop coming here looking for all the penises. Sincerely, the offices of the Reykjavík International Film Festival"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be the Little Dance or the Not Interested Tournament to some of you, but the NIT Semifinals at Madison Square Garden is going on. Can Utah hold off Western Kentucky? Can Penn State defeat Mississippi State? Tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is finally stable enough to run her own life again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The early results of Austria's attempt to ban full-face veils are in: A group of Japanese tourists wearing smog masks, 6 skiers, 2 mascots in animal costumes, and 1 actual Muslim. Nice work there guys
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Fri March 23, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who do you have between Clemson or Kansas? Will Villanova stop West Virginia? Will Duke suck against Syracuse? Will Texas Tech have their way with Purdue? The Sweet Sixteen round of the NCAA Tournament continues at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan governor tours site where 1,000 employees will soon lose their jobs to robots
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Paul Simon's farewell tour is coming to my town: Is it worth it to see the aging remnants of a favorite band? Or will I just be sadly disappointed? Liter, so I can't share my personal story
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Kentucky losing for the first time ever to K-state, the NCAA Tournament now has its first ever 9 vs 11 match-up in the Elite Eight. Duke sucks
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Thu March 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will continue to be Cinderella between Loyola-Chicago and Nevada? Aggies or Wolverines? Who will win the Cat Fight between Kansas State and Kentucky? Noles or Zags? It is your NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen thread, tip-off at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
What's at stake for each of the 16 teams still remaining in the NCAA tournament. Win or lose, Duke sucks
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt's trip to Italy, which included a private tour of the Vatican, may have cost $120,000, but at least we paid for it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pregnant tourist goes wading, gives birth in Red Sea. Well, yeah, it would be
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Mon March 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proving no good deed goes unpunished, Little Caesars offering free pizza to everyone because of UMBC's upset of Virginia in the NCAA Tournament
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(Chron)
 
 
 
99 year old WW2 veteran takes self on nationwide show and tell tour, meets young WW2 veteran
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just learned a new coworker is a level 3 (high risk) sex offender (child). Supposedly he passed a background check - wth? This is a store with lots of tourists and lots of their kids. What do I do now?
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Sun March 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ryan Zinke defends his racism
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Sat March 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So after an exciting and historic Friday, how will the NCAA Tournament Second Round work out? Will we have more bracket busters? What game are you watching? The action commences at Noon EDT on CBS
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Prince Charles spends eight months every year at billionaires' houses and he's got a list of tour riders that would shame Madonna
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Fri March 16, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day Two of the First Round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament continues. How is your bracket looking? What big upsets will we see? Tip-off is at 12:15pm EDT on CBS with Providence-Texas A&M starting this awesome day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London tourism is dropping as visitors are finding out you have to spend like a drunken royal to afford the place
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Arizona getting walloped by Buffalo means no more Pac-12 teams in the NCAA Tournament. The world's tiniest violin is playing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton broke her wrist from a fall in a bathtub in India. This "why I lost" publicity tour is really convincing
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Thu March 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that the First Four games are over we move into the real action of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be the victim in a big upset? Will Davidson or Kentucky win in the battle of Wildcats? The games tip-off at 12:15pm EDT on CBS
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Penn might be the team most likely to pull off what has never happened in the history of the NCAA tournament: a #16 seed beating a #1 seed
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Band you've never heard of calls out 'lazy' fans for not buying concert tickets, threatens to break up if CD sales don't improve. Most people: "Yawn...who now what?"
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This year's "Amount of productivity lost during the NCAA Tournament" is estimated to be $6.3 billion and brought to you by the Department of Pulling Figures out of our Ass
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Grand Tour no more?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods is in the lead of a real live golf tournament. Welcome to 2008
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Sat March 10, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Heels or 'Hoos? Upstart Friars or domineering Wildcats? And will the damned giant meteor just take out the Pac-12 already? 13 championship games, 12 tourney semifinal. It's your College Tourney Weekend thread. First games start at 11am ET
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A lost documentary on Leonard Cohen and a banned Peter Sellers film will finally see the light of day in the US
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Tue March 06, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You're probably not going to believe this, but the Rolling Stones have been deemed healthy to go on tour. Even they can't believe it
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School girls' basketball team owns the other team at the state tournament so badly that the school superintendent apologizes afterwards. Score? 93-7
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Days Inn sweetens the pot & offers free Lake Havasu vacation, jet ski ride to all Oscar losers. Because if "Falling Down" taught us one thing it's better in the LAPD than retiring to a working class tourist trap
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five years and 101 tournaments later after his last win, Phil Mickelson has finally won a tournament
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the most underrated tourist attractions in each state, in case you need something different to go to this summer
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour has sold enough tickets in Chicago and Los Angeles to add second shows
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump has now taken to live tweeting reruns. I can't believe they let that guy pilot that boat. It was only supposed to be a three hour tour. Sad
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Emptiness is loneliness, and loneliness is cleanliness, and cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty, just like thousands of seats for the upcoming Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour"
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Sat February 24, 2018
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Ready or not NYC, here comes your measles outbreak, compliments of an Aussie tourist
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As Justin Trudeau takes heat for dressing like a Bollywood actor in his goodwill tour, we all need to remember one thing...he sure is pretty
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Amsterdam advertises sex workers in the windows for all to see but is now banning tourists from staring at them. What kind of advertising is that?
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"White Curlers on Dope" - If "curlers" are going to start using steroids, then I want all shuffleboard players at the next tournament at Del Boca Vista, Phase 2, tested as well
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