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Thu January 27, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Today in 1967, the Apollo 1 crew paid the price of NASA and its contractors not caring enough about them. Tomorrow in 1986 it was Challenger. Tuesday in 2003, Columbia. Thus today is the Day of Remembrance for our fallen space heroes
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Columbine 2.0 thwarted, but since it happened in Canada, no weapons were found and everyone involved is sorry
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Wed January 26, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Sara deliberately causes a discrepancy to bait the Evil Gideon and her androids on "The FIxed Point", S.№7 Ep.№10 of Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EST, then Mary's powers are increasing to "Toxic" levels on S.№3 Ep.№10 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you are anti-mask you must be Pro Choice, sadly that also means that as a mask wearer Subby is now Pro Life
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Tue January 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, my special for tomorrow is coq au vin. I marinate the chicken in red wine overnight. I make the coq au vin, the waiter serves it and the diner eats...well I can't tell the joke as well as the Chef, watch this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Eastman, TFG's attorney whose "legal advice" justified Pence to overturning the election results, AMAZINGLY loses in court, has to start providing information to the 1/6 Committee tomorrow, and report to the judge on progress next week (PDF)
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Geordies from north-east England believe the end of the world is nigh, now building underground bunkers and safe houses to escape the zombie apocalypse. In related news: Geordies are a form of human from north-east England (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 21, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today it's teachers, tomorrow it's flight attendants
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Finally a fart story with a happy ending, not a soiled ending (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Will they show up? No
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Mon January 17, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Annoying: your cruise gets cancelled due to Covid. Much worse: your cruise gets cancelled due to Covid AFTER it embarks and you are trapped at sea for two weeks
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Sat January 15, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese PM asked his citizens to drink more milk so the excess they had from the pandemic wouldn't have to be dumped. The citizens decided not to cry over it and drank
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Sat January 08, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This kid does more in one day than many of us do in a week
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Yes 2021 was a horrible year, and 2022 doesn't look much better. Don't you wish you could go back to 1998, back to simpler times, back to the dial-up internet?
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown's lawyer, Antonio Brown, tells his client's story
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Wed January 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans think Jan 6 will happen again. Technically, it will tomorrow
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Sun January 02, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
Old n' busted: Will the James Webb telescope ever launch? New hotness: Will the James Webb telescope ever unfold
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Thu December 30, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to the expanded child tax credit, which expires tomorrow despite the fact that it's lifted millions of children out of the direst poverty. But hey, Joe Manchin had concerns
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Greek Squad)
 
 
 
Tomorrow morning, Athens will awaken to new COVID-19 measures. But then, dawn has always been tough on Greece
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Snow flurry in San Francisco. Subby recalls this happening in the 70s, and not much about the snow flurries of the 80s
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands without pow
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Fri December 24, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
With Rampage airing tomorrow night, it's up to Smackdown to supply the fun on Xmas Eve: Toni Storm takes on Charlotte for the SD Women's title, a "12 Days of Xmas" 12 man gauntlet match and Paul speaks on Roman & Brock. Show starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu December 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana judge takes unpaid leave to try sympathy, request for privacy, concentrating on family, praying, naked skateboard hula hooping, hell, anything that'll make people forget this happened
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Wed December 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Peloton CEO: No staff holiday parties Also Peloton CEO: BRB, holding a staff holiday party. You're not invited loser
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Thu December 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tomorrow's headline: Starbucks to close all Buffalo stores
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Tue December 07, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Tom Waits. t*tty sprinkles
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Fri December 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I hope y'all aren't snitches." Apparently, one was
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
When it comes to winning 18 straight, the Suns are there
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Wed December 01, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Tonight on DC's Legends of Tomorrow and Batwoman ― nothing. Because we're getting that classic animated Christmas special from the The CW's DC Earth-Prime instead: "Beebo Saves Christmas", premiering for the first time in our universe at 8 ㏘ EDT
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Tue November 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reach out for the joy and the sorrow. Put them away in your mind. The memories are time that you borrow to spend when you get to tomorrow. Here comes the saddest part. The seasons are passing one by one. So gather to the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Mon November 29, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Swollen Nooksack continues to cause irritation
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The asteroid? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 24, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Legends work with real riveting "Rosies" in 1940 Seattle in S.№7 Ep.№7 "A Woman's Place is In the War Effort" at 8 ㏘ EST. Then Ryan is torn between Mary & Luke, Alice gets a sidekick on Batwoman S.№3 Ep.№7 "Pick Your Poison" at 9, both on The CW
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Some Hippy Chick)
 
 
 
List of 18 of the most popular Thanksgiving cocktails egregiously omits subby's recommendation: Vodka and Alka Seltzer
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Adam Driver to Star Wars fans at Comic-Con; "Get a life, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, It's just a movie. I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed "
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Mon November 15, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Taylor Swift video. It's probably going to have 6 million views by tomorrow. She's richer than you
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Sat November 13, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers cleared for tomorrow to pass on football, Covid-19 misinformation
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Fri November 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Johnson AND Johnson
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Wed November 10, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Sara's team reaches NYC to find Dr. Davies = "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Scientist" on S.№7 Ep.№15 of Legends of Tomorrow at 8 ㏘ EST. Then Ryan learns another side to Mom & bro. on "A Lesson from Prof. Pyg" S.№3 Ep.№5 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare, delicious, cotton candy lobster caught off Maine coast
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
What are you gonna believe, facts or a tweet that says you have to pay $1,000 to fill the tank of your kid getting fake covid while learning he owned slaves that made him bi?
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Mon November 08, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Logan Paul, seen here completely stoned out of his tiny little mind: "I would farking beat Mike Tyson." And tomorrow when he sobers up: "I farking said what?"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
In what is believed to be a first in US politics, a ranked-choice vote in Maine ended in a tie. Winner to be determined tomorrow at the state Thunderdome
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Big Think)
 
 
 
If our Sun died tomorrow, its planetary nebula could reach the nearest star
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Getting AT&T internet tomorrow. What's better for the most football/baseball, Uverse or directTv stream? What's the diff between the 2? Rep told me UV has no contract & price won't change. Review says UV has contract & price changes after 1st year
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man upset after his boss made fun of him for calling off as his girlfriend didn't wash his socks. Darn it
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Four plus twelve equals sixteen, but not two good nights' sleep. Math test tomorrow
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Vatican decides to not livestream Joe Biden meeting the Pope, will release edited video afterward. In tomorrow's news, conspiracy theorists will tie this to the Illuminati, Rothschilds, Pizzagate, Hunter's laptop, grey aliens and Subby's mom
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Wed October 27, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
2 DC series on The CW, 2 diff. ep. title lengths. On S7 E3 of Legends of Tomorrow, human Gideon has "wvrdr_error_100 ‹oest-of-th3-gs.gid30n› not found" at 8 ㏘ EDT. Guess which trophy fell into wrong hands on S3 E3 "Freeze" of Batwoman at 9?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper is selling the Warhol he forgot he owned
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Greasy Foods Day. Hope you brought extra napkins
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Sun October 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Speaker Pelosi (pictured here summoning the dead to vote for Democrats) says that we are "90% there on the bill"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My gf loves me but her twin sister hates me. So much so that I am refusing to attend the evil twin's daughter's (5-year-old) birthday party tomorrow. This decision is hurting my gf. Wut do?
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
Tonight at 11PM ET, Noise Factor is going all metal once again. We'll hear from Strapping Young Lad, Pig Destroyer, Power Trip, Pantera, Slayer, and more Get the Advil ready, sore neck tomorrow guaranteed
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
These dog thieves don't look that exotic to me
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Android Central)
 
 
 
The Google Pixel Watch is still happening. Maybe. Possibly. We think. Eventually
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
In the future, we won't have to work for a living
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Man of (a better) Tomorrow
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
On this day in 1967: White students waving Confederate flag hurl racial slurs and are protected by the school, while Black students planning a protest march in response are suspended. I'm sorry, did I say 1967? I meant last week
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Fri October 15, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scheduled to launch tomorrow, NASA's Lucy mission will explore Jupiter's Trojan asteroids, promises to hold them in place for the follow-up Charlie Brown mission
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Wed October 13, 2021
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
UK government today: Don't panic buy. UK government tomorrow: Wait, why is everyone panic buying?
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Free Thought day, so if you were expecting a penny for your thoughts you'll want to wait until tomorrow
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Courtney's upset at Pat's revelation from last ep., and Jennie's needed to help stop Eclipso in S.#2 Ep.#10 of Stargirl at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Alex faces the biggest challenge of her life on S.#6 Ep.#15 "Hope for Tomorrow" at 9, both on The CW
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tonight's Astros game just got canned
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Sun October 10, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
A typical Friday in Portland, Oregon
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Get ready Legends of Tomorrow fans. Because for it's 100th episode, they're going to get Cold
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Tue October 05, 2021
(Some Smallfry)
 
 
 
Four-year-old Wyoming girl sets world record for catching golden trout. It was catch-and-release, so this won't appear on the Food tab until at least tomorrow
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, back in Canada...conservative party thinking of shoving O'Toole out the airlock
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Fri October 01, 2021
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Happy 50th anniversary to the happiest place on earth. Disney World too
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