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headlines found matching 'toilet paper'
Wed November 24, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Just horrifically bad Christmas decorations
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Tue November 23, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Well, it's taken a loooong time, but they finally caught Donald Trump in a lie. This is my shocked face
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The way to Claire's heart is not mayo slathered
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The way to Claire's heart is not mayo slathered
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
A reminder humanity has only implemented these norms recently. Be kind
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Grab your wiping thing, it's time for an ancient poop thread
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Thu November 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Hey, how YOU dune?"
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Wed November 10, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sex on the beach: a growing concern. Cake by the ocean still fine for now. Cuddles on the couch in the clear
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sex on the beach: a growing concern. Cake by the ocean still fine for now. Cuddles on the couch in the clear
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of the Bowling Green Massacre forgets the toilet paper again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of the Bowling Green Massacre forgets the toilet paper again
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
So was her previous record 8?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
So was her previous record 8?
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman befouls pants halfway through marathon, runs with it in her shorts until crossing finish line to achieve personal record. Did the other runners notice? "I don't give a shiat," she said, even though she had one to give
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman befouls pants halfway through marathon, runs with it in her shorts until crossing finish line to achieve personal record. Did the other runners notice? "I don't give a shiat," she said, even though she had one to give
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Should TV shows include the pandemic? No
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Popdust)
 
 
 
Someone has an issue with toilet paper, bears, sexual hangups, or all three and this article is proof
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missed it by that much, Jeff Bezos buys a Senate, $600 million for one year's work on a 1963 rocket engine, Virgin Galactic stock will come in handy when the next toilet paper panic comes, and the next Crew Dragon launch scheduled for Halloween 🚀
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's just about as likely we'll have cold fusion powering the force fields on our flying cars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Let's look at all the products stores are running out of. COFFEE? DAMMIT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
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Wed October 13, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Are these the worst Halloween candies? Bottlecaps conspicuously absent from this list
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meghan Trainor defends her couples' toilet with husband because she's all about that waste, 'bout that waste
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meghan Trainor defends her couples' toilet with husband because she's all about that waste, 'bout that waste
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Thu October 07, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boss makes $30 million, I make a dime, both of us on the toilet on company time
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boss makes $30 million, I make a dime, both of us on the toilet on company time
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Facebook is down, let's have a poop thread
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Fri October 01, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Who pooped in Yosemite?
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh poo, TP shortages are back
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh poo, TP shortages are back
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
No word on what to do if you're a bear
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are you ready to share your analprint with big tech?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Costco cautions consumers about wipeout
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Costco cautions consumers about wipeout
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Wed September 22, 2021
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
You no longer have to travel to NYC to experience using a NYC subway car as a bathroom. Stand clear of the closing toilet stall doors [ding-dong]
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The proper way to poop in the woods. No, a bear did not write this article. Wasn't the pope either
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The proper way to poop in the woods. No, a bear did not write this article. Wasn't the pope either
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, it's not easy typing with a gun in one hand and toilet paper in the other
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest thing making climate change worse? Your toilet paper
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest thing making climate change worse? Your toilet paper
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Roger Stone served in the middle of a radio interview
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mathmatologists know more, but if deaths are twice as high as last year, from a much smaller population of currently unvaccinated people, then the virus must be X times as deadly, X being, yeah, I have no idea, I'm going back to hoarding toilet paper
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is this urine colour chart missing blue, taupe, and plaid? Subby is asking for a friend
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In retrospect, it was inevitable - Lifehacker wipes away all pretense, unclenches and goes where the sun don't shine
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Thu August 19, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
In case you forget to bring a lighter to your next campfire, you can start a fire by running out to the store and getting paraffin wax, petroleum jelly, wax paper, and a double boiler. While you're there, perhaps you could also pick up a lighter?
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
WTH? No. Just NO
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Fri August 06, 2021
(The Healthy)
 
 
 
Ten things that parents already knew about, thanks. Now pass those Wet Wipes over here
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