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Sun January 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
FAFO, Subban hockey edition: "[He] was too much of a coward to fight me and as soon as I began to turn my back he started making monkey gestures at me so I punched him in the face multiple times and he turtled like the coward he is. There fixed it"
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(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
City assembly still trying to figure out how and why anti-science mayor farked with the water supply. Maybe bottled water isn't such a bad idea
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I was hungry and you gave me something to eat. I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink, and behold, now I'm all lazy and entitled. You shouldn't have done that." ~St. Ronald Reagan
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Thu January 06, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you are missing Kim's Convenience, there is some good news. Kimchee has moved out to the suburbs and settled down with a new family for some more Canadian humor hijinks
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Accidentally seize a ship carrying boring stuff like vehicles and a dismantled field hospital? Just splice random footage of guns into your press release and call it good
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Sun January 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
What? This file from TFG's campaign team titled, "DRAFT LETTER FROM POTUS TO SEIZE EVIDENCE IN THE INTEREST OF NATIONAL SECURITY FOR THE 2020 ELECTIONS"? That's a nothingburger
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Are you an entitled consumer who doesn't appreciate the free gifts you got for the holidays? Some online retailers are offering refunds while still leaving you with the work of disposing of your unwanted items
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Mon December 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
While most of you settled down to turkey and dressing on Christmas day the people of Japan tucked into their festive "Party Barrel" from Kentucky Fried Chicken
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Sun December 26, 2021
(YourTango)
 
 
 
You're invited to a Build a Bear birthday party where each kid would be making their own bear ... and then it got entitled
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A disgruntled Finnish Tesla owner who didn't want to shell out £17,000 for the cost of a replacement battery. has detonated his electric vehicle - along with an effigy of Tesla founder Elon Musk - to protest
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Verdict reached in trial of Kim Potter. Will the jury in the above entitled action accidentally discharge the defendant, or reach for the right verdict. Verdict to be read between 2:30-3 p.m. Update: guilty on all counts
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Tue November 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo silent about helping embattled bro during CNN prime time show, but that's just because Italians are such quiet people, culturally and all
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Artist known as Japan's "father of kawaii" opens new special exhibition at ancient shrine entitled "Yes, Kawaii is Art" that shocks and squees visitors with extreme cuteness
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out CEOs are resigning from their jobs in record numbers, too. Of course, they're not like the lazy, self-entitled workers resigning because they want to live fat on government handouts. They're inspirations for how to take control of your life
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst upset that movie was titled "Spider-Man" and was paid accordingly
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 14 is 'grisly' as in: "Sadly, no television executives seem interested in my dark and gritty reboot of an '80s classic show, tentatively titled 'The Life and Times of Grisly Adams'"
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Thu November 11, 2021
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Attorney for former RI coach says naked fat tests were 'not illegal'. Glad that's settled
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The book will be titled: "Coalfinger: How to screw my party and the country because I f*cking can"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dawson's Creek" writer who has battled Covid symptoms a year takes her own life and donates her organs. Which, given the systemic nature of Covid and the lifetime of immunosuppressants transplant patients have to take, might not be a great idea
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
And the most normal social media post of all time award goes to the recently-arrested alleged child abductor for the pic titled "I love taking my dolls for drive arounds and doing their hair and taking selfies in public 💕"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Watch the announcement of a major discovery about a fossil human relative at 8:15 AM ET. The presentation is titled "A Child of Darkness." You can watch on YouTube, Instagram, or Facebook. In unrelated news: Evolution? The fossils say fark yeah
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin Rust shooting looking more and more like the first ten minutes of a Columbo episode. Lawyers claim disgruntled crewmember deliberately put live round in box of dummies. Oh, and just one more thing
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Tue November 02, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
So, unless you are wearing a red MAGA hat and carrying a tiki torch in the interview,, The New York Times will just assume you are a disgruntled democrat who is being FORCED to vote Republican by "The liberal agenda"
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy whose main claim to fame was getting his helicopter shot down in Mogadishu has thrown his hat in the ring to become the next Senator from Alabama with a campaign video entitled "God Made a Soldier"
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Tue October 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Like a disgruntled Postal worker from the eighties, Kim Jong Un has once again gone ballistic
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Wed October 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A mannequin found hanging in a California funhouse is jostled too hard. Its arm falls off, revealing bone and human-looking tissue. The horror sets in. This body is no mannequin; it's a cadaver
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Fri October 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Then he used Hypotrochian Transquaestiation on me: he changed the subject in such a way as to imply that the question had just been settled-that he had won the point and I had lost in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Black Widow and The Mouse have settled
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Toxic algae blooms are becoming more common and widespread across the US with little to no oversight. But that's alright, we can all just use bottled water
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh that's a good one Mr. I don't any have any idea what Weisselberg was up to - we have the book titled "Donald J. Trump's Detail General Ledger"
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Wed September 29, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
In memory of the late lamented Grumpy Cat, here is "Startled Cat"
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