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Sat March 06, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We've got college basketball all day starting at Noon ET until the ridiculous start time of 11:59 PM for the final game of the night. Conference tourney games spliced with the second to last day of games from the regular season from other conferences
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Eastern, Central, Mountain, New Mexico, Pacific, Alaska, and Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Times
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage gets married for the fifth time. After a short honeymoon in Vegas, it's only a matter of time before he's leaving Las Vegas
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having done a bang-up job on the 737 MAX and keeping engines on the 777, Boeing decides CEO needs $21MM
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates now controls the entire US Supreme Court
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Spacewalking astronauts are working on new solar panel prep work now before they can charge their double-time weekend rates
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Canadians: drop a free postcard to anyone in Canada
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow gonna win the SCOTUS 9-0 with his new documentary... this is not a repeat from his last documentary
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin police refuse to release the video of an officer-involved shooting on January 5 due to something unrelated to the shooting that happened five weeks later
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
25 wastes of time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson suddenly remembers he's against government spending and finds his easel. Social media appreciates his efforts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In further evidence that we are all in fact living in the worst possible timeline, Instagram Influencers have essentially become our new Moral Majority
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Time is running out for any of you Farkers that like flying your drones around the airport
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kathryn Hahn's wink meme from Wandavision can help us through these dark times
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Government to NHS - "After the horrible last year, please accept this generous 1% pay rise". NHS - "Thank you for the offer. Please accept this generous strike action"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri authorities say that, despite being searched three times while being admitted to prison including a full strip search, a woman smuggled in a loaded revolver "most likely in a body cavity". No word on whether she's single
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Oh I just wuv squishy-squishing doggo cheeks. SQUEEEEEEEE - um, sorry
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Meet Dolette McDonald. She made Talking Heads, the Police, Don Henley, Steve Winwood, the Rolling Stones, Tears for Fears, and Chic among others sound good (better)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Somehow the Baltimore Ravens come up with an even more ridiculous overtime proposal for the NFL than the league already has. At what point does the NFL swallow its pride and go with the superior NCAA method?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The system went online in late 2020. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Dollar Tree begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, March 5th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Time for a cute baby animal thread. Post cute baby animals. Ugly-ass baby animals also allowed. Link goes to the cutest photo I've ever seen
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The GOAT says the new GOAT is the GOATiest GOAT that ever GOATed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Ben coming back in 2021; not the first time Big Ben has come on someone's back
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Well, this is the most ugly-ass video ever
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Super Nintendo World Orlando has been postponed to 2025. In the meantime, you can hang out at Seuss Landing in Universal Studios
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(Time)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report on, Time Magazine asks the burning question: "What's Ben Affleck doing now?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tsunami threat to Hawaii being assessed following magnitude 8.1 earthquake in the Kermadec Islands region. No kaiju spotted as of this time. Giant robots being deployed as a precaution
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Pokemon-themed...fishing lures? That swimming Pikachu sure better be super effective
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National grammar Day be sure too thank you're English teacher
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israel sentences Palestinian lawmaker to two years in prison for being a member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine. I thought she was in the People's Front
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Virginia fisherman catches 1,000 pound bluefin tuna, just in time for Lent to make lots of tuna salad. 'I owe it all to God'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Get out the world's tiniest violin. Former Trump appointees complain of delays getting unused vacation time paid out, which is unfair because it didn't happen to Obama appointees in 2016. It's almost like they needed some kind of "transition"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists discover origin of solar particles. This time, the Sun is not there. It's The Independent
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom is dying of cancer, but she still finds time to criticize me about my weight. What can I do to stop her criticism?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Covid cases are decreasing, except where they're not
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Monkey gatecrashes picnic in park and makes off with Tupperware of grapes, leaving children in shock and tears. Do not taunt the Tupperware monkeys
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Man wielding ax injures eight, informs police of accomplice with bow whose score is several times higher
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Wed March 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
ROUSEs? I don't think they exist
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
That time NY Gov Andrew Cuomo clearly wasn't planning ahead and lowered the bar for sexual harassment claims
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No. It's time to dissolve it. Or absent that get people to vote. Oh yeah. On second thought, just dissolve it
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
This Is Spinal Tap: 16 behind-the-scenes facts that walk the fine line between stupid and clever
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas Gov Abbott was totally justified declaring the state "100% open" on Tuesday, because per capita COVID vaccination rates were the worst in the nation that day
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(Beyond the Flag)
 
 
 
Just weeks after the Beef. It's What's for Dinner. 300 at Daytona, NASCAR is set to run the Call 811 Before You Dig 200 at Phoenix
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that time again: The 2021 Fark Fiction Anthology is open for submissions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll find squirrels in uncomfortable places. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, timely edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker Glenn Kessler issues another blistering takedown of the Lieden Administration, this time calling out Jenn Psaki for ... well, for a misstatement that she cleared up the next day. See? BSAB
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When your front & backyard fulla garbage gets too weird for Primus' lead singer, it's time to clean up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why was there a period in sitcom history (around the 80s) where every show had an overly sappy, sentimental intro song that didn't match the vibe of the shallow, punchline driven show at all?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That one time Terry Bradshaw checked into a hospital with the alias "Tom Brady". Yes, really
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to get the most out of your kids YouTube time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can now take "mystery flights" to unknown destinations in Australia, presumably including Drop Bear Mountain, Shark Beach, and Spidertown
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Depends on time of day, budget, and of course degree of sobriety. But always with extra cheese
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Where's the gallon of coffee?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
At least the illegal rave was outdoors this time
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Another day, another hearing on the insurrection. This time featuring folks from the Pentagon. Hearing starts at 10am
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How has the pandemic changed your life?
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(Digg)
 
 
 
When a 0.1 per cent billionaire bought a classy British golf course, the last thing he wanted was those 1 per cent losers cluttering up the links
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: David Letterman is a cruel meanie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fake doctor saves man's life at Newark Airport
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Forget shortened voting times, voter ID, and an end to absentee voting. The real voter suppression is Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) being forced to go through a metal detector because someone said they were going to bring a gun onto the House floor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
BBC mistook an impersonator of Cory Booker for the real one
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Tue March 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Kagan: say a state gets rid of Sunday voting but leaves everything else in place, and black voters vote on Sunday 10 times more than white voters, is that system equal?" GOP lawyer: Sure, lots of places are closed Sundays
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
C'mon people - we're talking doughnuts now. Time to do something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
That time from a galaxy far, far away when President Jimmy Carter enlisted Star Wars characters for a campaign to promote whooping cough and measles vaccines
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Immelt, GE's former CEO, who retired with $200 million says the good CEOs "are probably worth more" and that he worked 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Well, it is a full time job to run GE into the ground
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: People sometimes forget to pay a credit card balance. NEWS: There are consequences. SCARY: Apple locks out your iCloud account as hostage until you pay your Apple Card balance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Uffizi took its place on that unenviable list of places you should really go once in a lifetime, but the experience will likely be so stressful that once you've ticked it off, you'll never want to do again
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Michael Sweet of Stryper believes its only a matter of time before the bible is 'cancelled'
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Physics does not play dice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not all poop jokes, however - sometimes it's spiritual"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Those daily scam robocalls aren't going away anytime soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas businesses to reopen 100% with no mask mandate. Well, they will reopen once power has been restored. And water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Josh Hawley, when asked why he's opposed every single one of Biden's cabinet nominees: "I take them one at a time." Mainly because he's not allowed to reject them all with one vote
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Henry "Superman" Cavill years ago was sticking his d*ck in crazy Gina "Cara Dune" Carano. There's not enough mind bleach to go around
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Midweek PL starts with Man. City facing Wandering Wolves. Will Citeh rack up yet another win or Wolves take a bite out of Pep? Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley claims he doesn't believe Trump's lie about the election being stolen, which is in fact, a lie
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Please don't put a Purple Heart in a thrift store bin. It just makes it harder to get it back to the family
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Back in the day if we wanted to bring 'Oh La La' to school we had to disguise the cover with a Sports Almanac or something. It seems times have changed
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Wealth signaling, or sign of the times: Everyone who's anyone is getting a bodyguard
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
US manufacturing activity jumps to 3-year high in February, since people aren't eating out much and spending money on homes and other projects
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani banned from YouTube for spreading lies about Trump's election
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Good News: a Florida nurse contracts Covid and beats it. Bad news: Fighting it off left his immune system so weakened that he contracted a rare form of Encephalomyelitis. Horrific News: And is now paralyzed from the neck down
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Radio Garden)
 
 
 
Wonder what radio stations play across the world in real time? Come for Shaky Music from Halkirk, Scotland; stay for Tierra del Fuego in Porvenir, Patagonia, Chile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legislators in Rhode Island realize that spending less time doling out one-day authorizations for people's weird friends to officiate at their weddings means more time for golf, drinking, sailing, and all that other stuff
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Even the Yakuza are having a hard time making money during the pandemic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You got peanut butter in my peanut butter
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Long Beach photographer allegedly defrauds Instagram model for purported big time record industry album cover shoot. Has the bad timing to follow up with big time music video vixen offer while she's in detective's office
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshiat reviews. Now while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people we find that we relish them even more
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens. But it's aliens who want to prevent flooding
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monday Night PL: Everton and Saints. Toffees, with twin games in hand, can equal Liverpool on points, while Southampton have lost seven of their last eight. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If you knew how many freakin kids Alec Baldwin had, time to add one to that number. Also how do they have a newborn and a 5 month old?
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(Series of tubes)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, and a baby's arm holding an apple
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian man uses a penny in his video to show the size of springtails...wait...now what timeline is this
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Viral video shows Georgia Tech police officer beating a trespasser. In a dance-off
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Break out your Louisiana spices, a mutant marbled crayfish species is taking over the world. We will be lucky to eat our way through it
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Let's take a road-trip through time & space with these postcards of 60's downtown American. Meet you at the malt shop, fellow travelers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No, NO, a thousand times NO
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Irv Cross, former Pro Bowl defensive back who became the first Black man to work full time as a sports analyst on national television with CBS, died at age 81
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Sun February 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Wunderbar
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
John McClain says that it's time for the Texans to trade Deshaun Watson, save Nakatomi Plaza from German terrorists
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Alexey Navalny gets 2.5 year sentence in one of the worst gulags in Russia for the crime of not checking in with Russia during the time he was recovering from his poisoning by Russia
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Big Diomede and Little Diomede Islands in the Pacific Ocean are less than three miles apart but you have to kinda do a time warp to go from one to the other (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tiny violin time again: £65m 235ft superyacht smashes into dock in St Maarten after 'computer malfunction'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
We're not sure if NY's "Sexual Harassment Working Group" is for or against it, but either way, they want Gov. 'Sexytime' Cuomo to resign
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet the creepiest robot you've ever seen. BURN IT WITH FIRE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently at one time, the GOP had an 'idea factory' that didn't revolve around one infantile demagogue
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Biden: 'America is back' after four years of failed Trump policy. World: not so fast there Joe, Trump could be back in no time at all
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(Radio X (UK))
 
 
 
Is it time for the Sunday Morning Music Club? What is this week's theme? Could it have something to do with songs that are questions? (Yes, it is about songs that ask questions)
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Claim: Adam Ottavino says he could get Ted Williams out. Reality: he'd have trouble getting Ted Koppel, Ted Cruz and Ted Kennedy out
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
They say only break one law at a time. Being on parole with a loaded gun in the car and driving 155 in a 55 is a bit much
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida Sheriff's Office then flags certain children, including those who have received a D or F on a report card or missed school three or more times in a quarter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tea time in America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was just a matter of time before the huge wave of bankruptcies hit us because of the coronavirus pandemic. Many businesses will be lucky to live through it
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Fri February 26, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Stun guns being sold at Tampa school. By a 12 year old girl. But can she pronounce 'entrepreneur'?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Shoot me with a pellet gun once shame on you, shoot me twice that's aggravated assault
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
New Mexico woke up and smelled the Supreme Court, and legalized abortion today. Not a repeat from 1973
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: "They were strippin' granny out of the Covid ward at the hospital, and tossin' her in the nursing home for just enough time to infect everybody, and then go back to the hospital so that deaths could be recategorized for politics"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
The fail is strong with this one
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Facebook sells Amazon
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cross The Truck Farmer with The Starfighters, and you get "The Country Boy," a 1975 short about Southern farmer and skilled pilot Merle Gustafson, who spent time performing at air shows in old Corsairs, crop-dusting cotton fields, and raising hell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I criticize my teenager without causing offense?"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kat Kerr: I've traveled into the future and saw Donald Trump will again be our Emperor... I mean President
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Owner needs steak [video]
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Leetle heroes who give us hope for the future of humanity
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince Charles is really trying hard not to look excited at the prospect of becoming king (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Uhhh, a second Beavis and Butthead movie is, like, coming
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Washington State Supreme Court finds state's felony drug possession law unconstitutional. For the time being, possession of ALL drugs is legal
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
We promise you're not being rickrolled
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
We promise you're not being rickrolled
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Target now offering drive-in pickup
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Middle school student refuses to take off hat because he's embarrassed by his haircut, gets sent to principal's office. Principal whips out clippers and gives student a pro cut. "Looking good and representing and presenting yourself is huge for kids"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Worlds first all-hemp plane is ten times stronger than steel and fueled by hemp, man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe we prepare ahead of time? Can we try that?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The rising Chesapeake Bay is rapidly turning Annapolis, MD, one of the country's oldest state capitals and one-time capital of the US, into America's Venice. So they're suing oil companies for contributing to global warming
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Best Buy no longer best employer for 5,000 full-time employees
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Dave Ramsey's $15 million mansion for sale, so if you ever wanted to discuss deep levels of hypocrisy with neighbor Al Gore, now's the time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians ready to go to war with New York Times
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Emma Watson quits acting
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My stepdaughter's teacher has said multiple times that she feels my stepdaughter would be 'better off' at home with her mother. I feel this is overstepping on the teacher's part. Am I wrong?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese has fallen on hard times
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
New Star Wars animated series to debut on Star Wars Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner owes $285 million on a Manhattan skyscraper currently worth less than $92 million. And this time he can't have his father-in-law threaten to go to war to get Qatar to bail him out with a 100-year lease
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When a Mommy flower and a Daddy flower love each other very much, they need a freaky third party as a go-between to help... uh, move things along. And that's why your auntie sometimes joins us for sleepovers in her black and yellow suit
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Reddit servers melt down as WallStreetBets replays another round of the GameStock kick-the-shorts-in-the-nuts game
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
By the time you finish reading the first line you will hate the Florida man who had a auto stolen in this story
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ray Donovan is coming back for a Showtime movie
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Humblebrag time. Tell us something you're proud of. LGT a short and completely irrelevant video
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Rebuild of Evangelion's final film to be one of the longest anime movies ever made. It still won't be enough time to make the ending make sense
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Wed February 24, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Finally, the better Avatar franchise is back in production
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
HyPerX
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A quantum computer just solved a difficult problem 3 million times faster than a conventional computer. Public key cryptography is starting to look a little shaky
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when they aren't hunting Sarah Connor, the machines are protecting the practitioners of homoerotic beach volleyball
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police having hard time figuring out why people are stealing the sign from 'Dude Chilling Park'
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
North Dakota House passes joint bills to legalize and tax marijuana. Ha ha. Joint bills. I see what you did there
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
TODAY IS THE VIGODA CENTENNIAL. Raise a can of Jump soda, for old times' sake
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US Government to destroy TWA 800 for the second time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Showing the shortest of distances between the apple and the tree, Liz Cheney decides it's time to start lying
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Canopy weed gets harshed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sometimes being a child star can't be beat. Sometimes they learn their girlfriends can't either
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy testifies under oath that he never ordered cuts to overtime for USPS workers last summer, despite a memo sent to Republican Senate staffers saying the opposite
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
My husband and I haven't had sex for 10 years. Can we start again? And should we tell each other?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Jared Leto and the Joker couldn't get any more despicable
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(Hot wheelz)
 
 
 
It also cost nearly $250,000, and it wasn't on sale for a very long time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At the exact time Farmer Brown casually attempts to light his stove, Texas 18-wheeler hits fuel train
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
"It has been widely expected that the owners will put the 17-game season into effect in 2021, wasting no time in capitalizing on the revenue-enhancing opportunity"
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
It's official: Every Korean age 10 and up watches an hour of YouTube every single day. K-Pop, cat videos, propaganda, K-Pop cat propaganda, you name it, they watch it on the mobile app
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me
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(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Faster than a speeding deadline to post a new LIVE thread! More powerful than a regular superhero series! Able to spend 90 minutes in airtime on a single pilot! Look Up on the screen! At 8PM EST it's the series premiere of Superman & Lois on The CW
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"End times broadcaster" Rick Wiles says that billionaires in this country are trying to turn us into Marxist Communists, so he wants to run for President so he can seize their wealth and redistribute it to the poor. Wait, what?
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(WTF WFT)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team won't pick new name until 2022, but they created website to chronicle 'The Decision.' Maybe they will have TV special, too
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(WTF WFT)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team won't pick new name until 2022, but they created website to chronicle 'The Decision.' Maybe they will have TV special, too
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Career Optimism Index temporarily spikes to all-time high as LinkedIn goes down and you can't pro-stalk former coworkers
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Jewish space laser to have some competition
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Patron saint of virgins, girls and chastity sued for malpractice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Worst timeline or weirdest timeline? Hard to tell when MC Hammer blocks Steak-umm over a dispute about the philosophy of science
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Utah State Senator tweets "stop emailing the #utleg to "vote no on HB 38,"because said Senator doesn't have time to read that bill, and doesn't know what's in it, is reminded that the bill in question is, in fact, a bill he's sponsoring
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Sometimes you say I was watching these Islamic State videos, but I was watching porn 10 minutes later"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A fake commute to your fake office might help you fake it through the work day. Or you could just spend the time submitting links to Fark and hoping for the best
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The breakdown of "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he could not eat it"
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(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Christopher Bell's win at Daytona increased the Young Guns lead to 2-0 over the Old Farts. Joey Logano "blocked" some time to meet with Brad Keselowski, and Kurt Busch is deemed a "nonessential individual" by his significant others
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
What book in High School were you assigned and fell in love with?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois lawmakers want to ban 'Grand Theft Auto' amid spike in carjackings. Next they will go after that old time rock and roll
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texans who survived the blackout catastrophe and couldn't make it to work are being told by employers to use vacation time or not get a paycheck
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
James Fridman and his photoshops get better every time he posts them
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(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Anyone who saw the movie "Breaking Away" knows what caused the crash
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Washington Amazons? More likely than you think
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beijing, host of the 2022 Winter Olympics due to start in just under a year, hit an all time high of 78°F
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another Lincoln Project co-founder resigns, this time over a "contract dispute"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
101 best movie endings of all time. Your favourite's there
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You mean 300-lb men charging headlong into each other dozens of times a day could cause concussions? Who knew? Oh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jeri Ryan had needed oxygen on set of Voyager. No word on what everyone else was breathing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An object ten times the size of Earth is on the outer edge of our solar system, and is drawing objects to it. Is it the Borg? Mr. Shadow? Your mom?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monday PL: Brighton and Crystal Palace. The M23 Derby. Scum vs Eagles, Dammits vs Dancers. On NBCSN at 3:00 pm ET
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Amsterdam tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf as other residents fear it's only a matter of time before he starts sniffing butts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Typically the party out of power makes big gains in the mid-term election following a presidential one. Fortunately for the the Democrats, the GOP will be in a full blown civil war by the time primary season is over
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes welcomes first child, Sterling Skye Mahomes, expected to play against Tom Brady in about 20 years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby, who will turn 40 this year, wishes to go skydiving for the first time before that fateful day. This 15 seconds is why subby's spouse does not want to know about it beforehand (and why you carry a reserve chute)
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Daft Punk decides not to celebrate one more time
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Do you like moose? Do you have some time the morning of March 6 to get out and count them?
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Duke Students Suck
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(WDAM Hattiesburg)
 
 
 
Good: Deion Sanders gets first win as coach Bad: Someone stole his wallet, keys, cell phone during game Ugly: Or maybe he just misplaced them
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(WDAM Hattiesburg)
 
 
 
Good: Deion Sanders gets first win as coach Bad: Someone stole his wallet, keys, cell phone during game Ugly: Or maybe he just misplaced them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo fact checker calls out yet another lyin' liberal, this time John Kerry for saying we only have 9 years left to fix global warming when in fact we could take more time, but everything would be harder. NAILED HIM
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We're a year into the pandemic, and that means "The last time I" milestones. When was the last time you ate at a restaurant? Visited family? Share the heartbreak with us
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Mankind was waiting for you to come flying along, heavenly songbird...and why are you in Vermont this time of year?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perry Farrell talks new boxed set and his life's biggest regret, surprisingly not the time he got caught stealing once when he was five
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Sun February 21, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fan: "You're a free agent. You're gonna be poor." Cam: Demonstrating calmness under pressure, simply smiled and repeated several times: "I'm rich"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Do you wear eyeglasses? New study says you are three times less likely to catch the coronavirus. Lucky nerd
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Budweiser drinkers outraged at new UK delivery program
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As we near the end of Black History Month, let's remember the first time the 32-person crew an E-8C JSTARS battle management/command and control aircraft were all African-Americans, way back on February 19, 2021
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Time to move to Hawai'i
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Glow little glow worm, fentanyl, fentanyl
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
That time in 1980 when Star Wars and the Muppets joined forces to salute their future Disney overlords
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sunday PL: Spurs and West Ham face off in a London Derby, while Aston Villa host Leicester. Arsenal will try to slow down the Man. City steamroller, and who knows which Man. United team will show up against Newcastle. 7:00 AM ET on Peacock +
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four times going to a grand slam final, four times winning a grand slam. Naomi Osaka continues batting a thousand
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Brits stiffen their upper lips, and propose that everyone who's having a war, anywhere in the world, take a time-out, get vaccinated for COVID-19, perhaps have a cup of tea and some nice choccy biscuits, then resume killing one another
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will Ted Cruz's Cancún trip be the opening skit? Will we get the inevitable Bridgerton parody? Will Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon get more screen time? Regé-Jean Page hosts and Bad Bunny provides the music. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Which guy with a gun is the good one?
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Flying delivery drones are now a thing in the US, although they may not always deliver what, where, or when you expect
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(Nature)
 
 
 
There is no single place on Earth where humans first originated. Here comes the science
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians are discovering the media has time to pay attention to their screwups again in a post-Trump world
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The Dutch waterway system in The Netherlands, how does it work? Check out this time-lapse video and you'll see
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Time to flex your critical thinking skills, STEM-tabbers. Do the authors have a point? Show your work for extra credit, or spew freely and slide by with a passing grade
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The next time-honored movie story to be ruined by turning it into a TV series is Blade Runner
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Want to make friends? Take a hike
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Step 1 - Pitch thorough exposé of a popular organization's demise due to a toxic workplace. Step 2 - Make sure parallels can't be drawn to our workplace. Step 3 - No time for step 2, let's do this thing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
To those that are working to remove Mitt Romney from the Senate, you can only remove him by impeachment or expulsion. Both require a 2/3 majority of the Senate, but go ahead and waste your time collecting signatures to recall him
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"30 Of The Most Infamous 'Plot Holes' That The Movies Actually Explained, But The Audience Didn't Notice"
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(Some Manc)
 
 
 
Not News: Man fined £1000 passing by speed camera. News: Man was going under limit at the time. Fark: Man was fined for flipping it off
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For the fans of classic SF, Roger Zelazny's greatest book, Roadmarks, is headed for an HBO movie produced by George RR Martin. Dragons and time travel, but will anyone survive
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Every time a crisis arises - Covid, election doubts, Texas power grid - it's harder to fix in America because there's a cultural war to be fought first
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The snow is fresh, time to hit the slopes for kitty shredding
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Golden helmets make you lose and look nothing like the Rembrandt painting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All their times have come. They're here, but now they're gone. Migrants don't fear the reefer; they fear the cops and the freezing rain (We can stop in Bexar). Come on baby, don't fear the reefer
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Your air conditioner may soon be safe from meth heads
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's little Mexican excursion has generated a mess of memes. You can help the good fight
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Beach Boys sell off the rights to their music, likenesses, etc., so look for Good Vibrations adult toys wherever fine sexytime products are sold
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders took $100,000 of Rush Limbaugh's money and gave it to PETA
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(Express & Star)
 
 
 
Wanted man hands himself into police because he didn't want to spend any more time in lockdown with the people he lives with
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, sometimes older people just randomly die after getting the Covid vaccine
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
That time John Lennon and Yoko Ono collaborated with Frank Zappa to write a song, then renamed it and released it on their own album without crediting Zappa
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(Some DOT)
 
 
 
Thanks for your suggestions, now it's time to vote for your favorite Minnesota snowplow name
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thursday, 12:55 pm Pacific time, 3:55 pm Eastern - The most precise landing for a Mars Rover EVER.....after 7 minutes of terror. NASA coverage starts at 2:15 p.m. ET
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
That time David Bowie And Dennis Hopper, wearing space suits, smuggled cocaine into a psych ward for Iggy Pop. It's a wonder they let any of them back out
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Breaking News: the Governor of New Mexico fed staffers and cabinet members during late-night meetings. Republicans outraged as usual
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(Some Opal Guy)
 
 
 
How about living someplace so hot that everyone lives underground? This is my 'Need to disappear' exit strategy
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
The next time someone tells you to not "speak ill" of Rush Limbaugh after his death, remind them he had a bit on his show called "AIDS Update" where he celebrated the deaths of queer men from AIDS
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Robinhood struggles to get the basics right, including sending out tax forms to its customers on time
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Gone in a flash
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Go hibernate somewhere else, Charmin bear
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With Bob Barker unavailable to fight, Happy Gilmore does the next best thing
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Princess Latifa: 'I'm a hostage.' Time to call in the equalizer, Queen Latifa
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nashville's famous Exit/Inn is exiting for the last time
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Commercial space station developer raises $130 million. Ferengi Alliance seen nodding approvingly
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Why Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski will likely win reelection despite her impeachment vote
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky starts crossover event with Pokemon, still just has the same 11 planets over and over and over again forever
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cadbury's Orange Twirl is back--for good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Applebee's knows the way to your heart." Maybe, but not in the way that they mean
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(Some concerned person)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is concerned again, this time about "good Republicans"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Texas mayor resigns after telling citizens seeking assistance during power outage "your lazy" and "the strong will survive and the week will perish," though he claims his comments were taken out of context
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Turtle saviors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: I only have time to talk to the two-termers
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(The Athletic)
 
 
 
If the Mets were as good as signing players as they were in hiring sexed up personnel they would have won more championships than Tom Brady
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Tucker Carlson is an asshole
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who cares?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember that time Star Trek: Deep Space Nine predicted the 2020s?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Eli Manning scrambles, fakes knowing what he is doing, avoids a sack but gets intercepted by a ski slope
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
From the Boo-Farking-Hoo files: Proud Boy William Chrestman "has experienced the clarity of perspective sometimes imparted by a federal prosecution and associated incarceration"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cataclysmic variable discovered, and it's not your mom this time
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
SEAL from Bin Laden raid to write children's book, perfect to read at zero dark 30 bedtime
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nothing acquires Essential
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(OnFocus)
 
 
 
Insert "hot load" joke here
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Cruella looks about as punk as the first time your little sister discovered Hot Topic
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cthulu turkey is a thing...to eat
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Two years later the Russo brothers are still trying to explain the ending to Avengers: Endgame when Steve Rogers returned from a branch reality to the main timeline to give Sam his shield. Or vice versa
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"How To Escape the Confines of Time and Space According to the CIA", or "Can I Buy Some Pot From You?"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
I swear baby, this never happens
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Dude shoots out his rear car window with a gun. Hides in house. Police say they announced more than 30 times for the home to be evacuated. Well yeah. It wasn't like he could hear you
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(NFL)
 
 
 
25-year-old NFL player shocked by retirement of 39-year-old NFL player, wants a replacement who will put the team first, father time second
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now seems as good time as any to catch up with D.C.'s Pizzagate gunman
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Evil CEO cuts his employees' hours to 35 per week. Wait, they're still paid for 40? Hero tag it is
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who's cuter, Gizmo or Baby Yoda? Let the great debate begin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The "pro-family" "pro-life" GOP, is betting that there are enough parents who are so sick of spending time with their kids that they will vote for whomever promises to re-open the daycare warehouses, excuse me, public schools, no matter what
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Violent gang damages houses and breaks into homes in city-wide crime spree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your revenge bedtime procrastination isn't healthy for you. In other news, revenge bedtime procrastination?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Either that bread is a sexy metaphor, or Subby's dry spell has in fact been too long
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is Joe Biden's routine like? He goes to bed on time and grabs morning coffee with Jill to ensure he has plenty of energy for security briefings, staff meetings, and negotiations with Senators. And exactly zero minutes of "executive time"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My wife buys "fully cooked" shrimp and then sautes it in butter and garlic until it's just spicy rubber. I've tried explaining, I've sent her links to websites explaining this, but TEN YEARS now and no luck. Is it time to get a mistress?
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Wired)
 
 
 
This never ends well. Subby's going to tie his roommates to the couch now just to save time later
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes, it freezes hard enough, and then we all go ice skating in Amsterdam. Make sure to dress for the occasion
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Because what better time is there to break up your public health agency?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
We need a stronger Congress, not one that just drops the weights everytime they're charged with doing something that is right
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Heads up to KC Farkers and all points due south: Expect blackouts for 15 to 30 minutes at a time over the next 48 hours. This includes you, KS, OK, MO, AR, and TX
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Forty-two decaying presidential heads have been placed in a Virginia field in an attempt to create a tourist attraction. Do not bury your loved ones in this field or they will come back as undead political pundits
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(Daily Fly.com)
 
 
 
And, let's see the judges scores...8, 8, 10, 10, and we're still waiting for the Russian Judge to finish his vodak (pics in comments)
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
"This caused (her) to run in to a parked car. She then got out, told the victim she had a gun, and hit them with a shower rod multiple times"
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
In 1994, just months after Kurt Cobain checked out, Tom Petty invited Dave Grohl to be the Heartbreakers' full-time drummer, but Dave committed to his nascent Foo Fighters gig
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Defender of president who told more than 30,000 lies when he was in office says "Honest Joe" is a lying liar who lies all the time because, you guessed it, HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monday PL: Sheffield United can leap up to 19th with a win against West Ham, while Chelsea needs to shore up their Champions League dreams. Can Newcastle stop them? 1:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because who DOESN'T want chickens running around with tiny T-Rex arms? (pics)
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(N.F.B)
 
 
 
On this date in history, the flag depicting two men arguing with each other was officially raised for the first time
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Monday is Washington's Birthday, aka Presidents Day. Do you have the day off today? Who is your favorite President of all-time? Enjoy as we pay tribute to our 46 leaders of the executive branch
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dollar Store balloon fire causes thousands of dollars in damages. Brother clown can you spare a dime?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Roger Stone belongs in prison
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Sun February 14, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN meteorologist warns southeastern states that 'this will likely be the worst week of winter weather in your lifetime so far'. Good luck everyone ..well except Florida, you probably deserve it
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
3D street art to bring out your inner child
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫ Finished with the COVID fear, it was hurting on my mind / People think I'm happy now 'cos I got the vaxx on time / All day long I think of things but nothing seems to last / Even if you get the shot, don't forget to wear a mask ♫
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Stop what you're doing - it's time for goat surfing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nirvana lives
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Holy Mackerel - Time to go to war with Iceland over fishing right. Nobody messes with The Faroe Islands and gets away with it
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Sat February 13, 2021
(NASA)
 
 
 
Perseverance is landing on Mars Thursday. So how do you land a car-sized rover with delicate instruments on Mars? Since it is basically the same as how Curiosity landed, it is time to revisit JPL's classic "Seven Minutes of Terror" video
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Due to popular demand by no one, Jonathan Archer may make an appearance in the second season of Picard
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
If we spend $5 billion a year, for 20 years, our kids will be able to get from Boston to New York by train in less time than they'd spend standing around at the airport in Boston
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make "Paramount TV" happen. It's NOT going to happen
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(MSN)
 
 
 
But won't someone think of the children? Fark: not for a long time, sorry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Racist decides that he doesn't want to work with someone who would hire a racist as a sports performance director
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(Inc)
 
 
 
How the great philosopher of space and time, William Shatner, changed this writer's outlook on life after one short conversation
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Fri February 12, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fire in the Hole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brayden Smith, the final 5-time Jeopardy champion from Alex Trebek's tenure, has died at age 24
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a Trump fiend. But now she's backing away, at least according to this magazine. She said it's just a big waste of time, and who could disagree, now that Nikki's changed her mind?
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When a mom thought it was time to roll, she probably didn't mean this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds finally laid to rest after passing in 2018, just a shade longer than his time as an A-List star
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Best. Taco. Run. Ever
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers expected to present a very short defense case, possibly consisting of one sentence: Can you get him off the hook senators, one more time, for old time's sake?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chappelle Show returning. Charlie Murphy unavailable for comment
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sanitation worker rescues 7-year-old boy from garbage truck after kid hid in trash can, got dumped in vehicle. "I thought I was going to be a mashed potato." Hero tag crushes Florida tag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In between twice daily spa treatments, Melania finds the time to hate Jill Biden
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Baseball explained: "and sometimes someone is stealing the pillows"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How is social media changing the lives of children who have grown up with it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I stop my kids from arguing during every car ride?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI arrests Kentucky militia members connected with Boogaloo Bois for taking part in the Jan 6th riot and attack on police. No, not THAT one, another one
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Thu February 11, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
It's like Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff, but with soccer. And if bother were women. Cool tag beats giggity and boobies tags because we aren't always 13 years. Sometimes we're just happy for a happy, successful couple at the top of their game
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Woman publicly shared her belief that Rafael Nadal is #1 on her book
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The solution here is to share with your delivery person and make a friend for life
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the hopes that the road runner will get caught in traffic, Wile E. Coyote takes the ACME subway to Central Park
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Oh, nothing much, just checking to see if the unhinged lynch mob I sent got there in time. BRB, Tommy, gotta tweet a little more incitement"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Time for a quick beer run. That's it
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