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Fri July 20, 2018
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Cities in video games are way more interesting than the real ones
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Coats thinks Trump's a farking idiot. Well, not in so many words, but enough to get a bunch of White House staffers' panties all in a bunch
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Researcher of dangerous right-wing religious fundamentalism proves that Putin's close ties to National Prayer Breakfast organizers are solid
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(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
Guaranteeing her re-election in a landslide, Sen Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) introduces the "Go Pack Go " Act that would require all broadcasters in her state to air Packers games, providing relief to those in 12 counties forced to watch *Vikings* games
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(West Central Tribune)
 
 
 
Jessica Jones exercises restraint, allows authorities to deal with neanderthal who gropes her friend
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Wed July 18, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russia just sold off almost all of its US treasury securities for some reason. No, it doesn't mean anything, but it's suspicious that no one is spinning a conspiracy theory about it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not only did Maria Burtina get indicted by the grand jury yesterday, but they added an additional, far more serious charge for good measure
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Cougar in deadly attack had 'no abnormalities' according to report. Apparently, a haze of Dolce and Gabbana is just natural for the species
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
What is more Florida than a couple posing for pictures with deputies after they're arrested for speeding and a chase? And don't forget the heroin and cocaine possession too. Say cheese
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama's top elections official warns against 'crossover voting', suggests parties switch from man-to-man to zone defense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After the disaster in Helsinki, Lawmakers in both parties and political commentators are calling for the resignation of administration officials like John Bolton, Sec. Pompeo, Sec. Mattis and DNI Coats. One obvious name missing from the list, however
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh Schnatt, Papa John's kicks founder out of company headquarters
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Sun July 15, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yvette Nicole Brown will take over hosting duties on Talking Dead while AMC figures out what to do with its Hardwick problem
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
One major sports franchise is sticking behind Papa John's. Difficulty: not the Redskins
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
It's Day 32. France looks to continue the festivities from Bastille Day by winning the tournament. Croatia looks to to spoil the fun and write their own ending in the history books. Kickoff is at 11am ET. This is your World Cup Final Thread
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Sat July 14, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Early Americans loved waffles before they were hip and trendy, threw 'waffle frolic' parties just to celebrate their love of the waffle
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The huge mistakes cities keep making. Destroying the city through a combination of volcano and alien invasion surprisingly not included
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ reopens case of Emmett Till, black 14-year-old lynched in Money, MS, because after 63 years, guilty parties are pretty much dead, buried by now
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New photo reveals a time jump and "new sensibilities" inherent in the system on season nine of The Walking Dead (possible spoilers)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If for any reason that the World's Ugliest Dog cannot fulfill her duties, the 1st runner up shall take over and be crowned the New World's Ugliest Dog
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fake wellness blogger who made BS claims that she self cured her non-existent cancer and collected money for charities, but pocketed it instead, now on the hook for $400k
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Giuliani still on payroll of Ukrainian politician with ties to Russia and Paul Manafort because nothing matters anymore
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Mon July 09, 2018
(630 WPRO)
 
 
 
RI gubernatorial candidate annoys beachgoers by blasting music from his 65-foot yacht, runs aground, has to be rescued by Coasties. You'll never guess who inspired him to run
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, sis - who should I nominate to the Supreme Court? Oh, that guy? Sounds good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Robin Wright opens up about Kevin Spacey: "I didn't know the man"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities
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Sun July 08, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Purge: Turkish jobs edition
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Sat July 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Immigrant children say they were beaten, kept naked in cells and tied to chairs at Virginia detention center. But yeah, let's make sure the national panties stay wadded over the brutal incivility of Sarah not getting her pancakes
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The 4th has come and gone, but let's not forget the Firecracker 400 at Daytona. The festivities begin at 7pm ET on NBC
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Plastic straws are not only bad for the environment but for the body, with chemicals promoting bloating and cavities. Although they are still healthier than the sodas that people are drinking
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marcus the pig predicts easy England win over Sweden. But were his handlers cheating?
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Nearly all of the donations made by the Trump Foundation in Palm Beach County went to charities that booked galas at Mar-a-Lago, but it's not quid pro quo because reasons
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 surprising cities for affordable beach vacations. No. 9 Buffalo, New York. You heard right Buffalo, New York
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
After 2 days off, Day 23 picks up with Uruguay vs France at 10 a.m. EDT, followed by the most interstesting match of the Quarter Finals, Brazil vs Belgium, at 2 pm. Which 2 teams are moving on? Will penalties decide? This is your World Cup Thread
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NAACP plans protest at Stone Mountain Park during July 4th festivities
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
England goes to penalties and, well...you know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently caught a married supervisor receiving oral sex from a co-worker twenty years his junior during one of our office parties. I failed to report it to HR and did not join in. We thought they were having an affair; what do?"
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(KRNV Reno)
 
 
 
Well, it's been one year since Nevada legalized pot. Let's see just how bad traffic fatalities have become
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Putin renames several Russian army regiments after the cities in Ukraine, Poland, Germany, and Romania that he expects them to capture in an upcoming WW3
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It's finally happening: the authorities are coming to take your guns. Well, at least if you're this screaming Florida woman arrested for chasing people around with a samurai sword
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Liberal media" indeed: Melania Trump earned between $100,000 and $1 million for royalties for use of photos of the first family which were bought by media outlets with the stipulation that they could be used in "positive stories only"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
I'm Eric rushes oncoming traffic to flag down an ambulance to help an ailing woman. That's actually quite decent of him
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Marijuana has now been legal in Oregon for three years and authorities are really having to stretch and distort some statistics to argue that it should be outlawed again
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(Midland Reporter-Telegram)
 
 
 
Natural gas industry suffers same problems as Taco Bell: too much gas and too few facilities
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Sat June 30, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
At the current level of housing construction, it will take some Bay Area cities until 2984 to reach housing goals for projected population in 2040
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Thu June 28, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you think VA GOP US Senate Candidate and proud neo-Confederate Corey Stewart is nuts, just wait till you read the social media posts of his top aide- a guy even Brietbart cut ties with for being too racist
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
President Trump announces U.S. Steel will be opening six new major facilities and expand existing ones. This announcement comes as a big surprise...especially for U.S. Steel who apparently have never even heard of said plan
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the elite Microsoft hackers who protect your PCs from evil with techniques beyond bug bounties and community relationships. "One of them jailbroke Nintendo handhelds in a former life. Another has more than one zero-day exploit to his name"
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Clickhole)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities send out Amber Alert, want everyone to keep their eyes out for Big Lord Beefcake
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Authorities seize enough fentanyl in Columbus, Ohio, to kill half the state. So. Very. Close
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind
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Tue June 26, 2018
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Latin mottoes for Trump-era government entities
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We heard you like Fallout so here's a Fallout scene re-created in Cities Skylines so you can Fallout while you Cities Skylines. Did I do that meme correctly? I'll come in again
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Mon June 25, 2018
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
The next time you think "What would Jesus do?" remember that running around drunk and naked, pouring gasoline everywhere, and then trying to steal a car before flailing around in the grass is in the realm of possibilities
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(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
United Airlines installs TVs in all of their food prep facilities specifically to broadcast blaring 24x7 anti-union messages. And really, $11 an hour is pretty good after 30 years at work so they have a great point
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Get ready for whataboutisms, crocodile tears about fairness and petty grumblings on Liberal sensibilities. Gird your liver, this is YOUR WH Press briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ haha nowhere near 1530 EDT)
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Aircraft makes illegal beach landing and pilot evades local authorities on foot. Authorities express concern that this could lead to another useless side plot in the next Star Wars movie
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mueller has all of Evil Prince's electronics. Man, his next album is going to be LIT
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
All facilities in the state of New York that may have been assisting with the Republican Kidnapping Program must provide details YESTERDAY or risk losing their license to operate and/or face criminal prosecution
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Media reporter asks Glenn Beck a valid question regarding The Blaze's difficulties on a media focused program. Let's just say Glenn wasn't comfortable with the question
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, it's finally been brought to everyone's attention that the border baby-ripping and child abduction facilities and associated infrastructure are being built at close to 200 times the pace of Trump's Puerto Rico disaster relief 'efforts'
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Commerce Secretary commits securities fraud, goes to prison. Not really, but this biotech executive did pretty much the same thing and got two years in the hoosegow
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Fri June 22, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It's official: lap dances at school camp are "not part of the approved programme" for camp activities
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In the MeToo era, how the hell did we let Trump's pedophile friend (who Trump said throws "great" parties), Jeffery Epstein get away? -signed Epstein's mother
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New blood test shows that the good people of Florida may already be infected with a virus that causes encephalitis, voting irregularities, Fark headlines
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison releases list of the top-20 cities with the happiest marriages
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China expresses regret at the U.S. decision to leave the USHRC, says it will really miss having constant opportunities to practice its whataboutism
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Wed June 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Commerce Sec Wilbur Ross "shorted" shares of his own company shortly after the NYTimes sent him questions about it and its ties to Russia for a story they were preparing. Which still makes him only the 3rd or 4th most corrupt cabinet official
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Artificial turf fields are failing, costing Southern California millions. If only there were something green, soft, and better for activities
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Falcons' front office very concerned about Julio Jones off-field activities: he's running around with Terrell Owens
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
30 cities will soon be under water due to global warming making the rest of our homes much more valuable
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
People from Russia or the former Soviet republics have laundered more than $109 milli-excuse me, bought $109 million worth of condos at Trump properties in NY and FL, mostly in all-cash transactions utilizing shell companies to obscure the buyers
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny, Viagra shaped, Lifelock scented, Nigerian violins for the global email marketers who now must reduce their activities by 80% or face massive fines by the EU. Bye guys, like your fantastic offers, we'll miss you
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here is a history of going to the beach, from activities to the type of bathing suit you wore
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Chron)
 
 
 
Headline: Authorities searching for 'Wee Willie Dangles' in Woodlands streaking case
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Idealistic young nuclear engineers naively dream of the day Lefties will embrace scary, scary atomic power
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Fri June 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ronaldo tells Spanish tax authorities to eat his hat
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists use eye tracking and fMRI to confirm that we don't even fully perceive security warnings before clicking past them. Same goes for Fark links with headlines about celebrities in various states of undress
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I haven't paid close attention to my obvious dereliction of my oversight responsibilities
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump just gave a weapons-grade crazy White House lawn press conference. Here are the seven nuttiest moments. Fark needs a "crazy" tag
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what would it be like if all 30 NBA teams created a billboard to lure LeBron James to come play for their team?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani announces that Mueller interviewing Trump is officially off the table due to the IG report. Yes, the same IG report that showed no political bias and did nothing to back up Trump's claims of improprieties
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Foundation sued by New York AG, IG says Comey shoulda kept his mouth shut, and Sarah Sanders doesn't care about other peoples' kids. It's your Thirsty Thursday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm ET
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
After being struck by car, authorities discover squirrel up woman's dress. Authorities seeking Ray Stevens as a person of interest
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
MLB pitching legend Kevin Brown, 53, has a new post-retirement hobby in Bibb County, Georgia: hiding in neighbor's yard to catch mailbox-thieving punks in the act, then pulling a gun on them until deputies arrive
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Justifying the abysmal response in Puerto Rico after Maria, FEMA officials have blamed the severity of the storm and the difficulties are getting supplies to an island. A closer inspection of FEMA records show the real problem was..FEMA officials
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Leaked Avengers 4 footage description from CineEurope teases multiple realities
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, our friendly Saudi and UAE allies are undertaking an operation to retake the main port of Yemen. Expected casualties? About 250,000 civilians. At least it'll make the Iranians very upset
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Osaka scientists suggest comedy is the best medicine against cancer, preferably if not exclusively taken in game show format with lots of shouty celebrities and gratuitous toilet humor
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 49 worst cities to live in, and Detroit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve King (R-epulsive) embarrasses himself and Iowa again on Twitter
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NT Times wakes up about the atrocities under Kim Jong-un, which include indoctrination, prison gulags and executions. All it took was having Trump in the White House
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rand Paul didn't think the leopards would eat his face, and it's even worse now that they've got nuclear capabilities
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Someone, not currently confined to a mental institution, actually wrote this, in an actual publication and not on their geocities blog, and MEANT IT: "When it comes to the international chess game, Trump is a master"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver explains Sean Hannity's "Sh*ttiest Conspiracy Theory Ever"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hannity should be shiatting his pannities right about now
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
One positive thing about these turbulent political times: it's easy to see which other populist parties are being financed by the Russians
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Austria shuts seven mosques over law demanding Muslim societies have 'positive view' toward the Austrian state. Why would anyone not have a positive view of the place that gave us Crocodile Dundee?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does Vegas mean to the NHL? It means the greatest after-party in NHL history, with Ovie and the Caps walking the Cup across the MGM Grand casino, and rocking out with DJ Tiesto at the Hakkasan nightclub until 4:30 AM. Of course there're pictures
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Peter Stringfellow, whose London strip clubs attracted celebrities from across the world, dies at age 77. Memorial expected to be EPIC
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Three important things to know about the upcoming utilities works: Temporary traffic lights will be in place, your water supply won't be affected, and someone named Tom Wysocki is a tw*t
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Architect vows to ease China's urban overpopulation by building horizontal skyscrapers that float on top of vertical skyscrapers. "In these dense cities like Chongqing there's no room for big public parks, so we have to lift them into the sky"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Face it, Donnie, now that Speaker Liftbro has spoken out against your criminal behavior, you're toast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Merkley finally got a tour of a migrant children detention centers, finding fire exits up to code, efficient use of space, and clean facilities. Oh and kids in cages
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Tue June 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twenty-one properties in Belgium were searched, with 13 people held on suspicion of match-fixing, corruption, money laundering and participation in organized criminal activities. Lower and mid-level tennis: serious business
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Mueller finally circling Trump's ties to Netanyahu
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Mon June 04, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Oleg's horrible, terrible, no good, very bad, 2nd quarter. Steel and aluminium oligarchy is tanking along with his US investments: Manafort, Kushner, Cohen, Trump. His ex-wife also a problem. Raises the question, what about the trade wars? Good/bad?
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Ray Fisher "Very Upset" with Warner Brothers handling of Cyborg in Justice League and the DC Universe in general. Demands waffles or he's going to walk
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Used to be, Florida was tough. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a bunch over a gator rearranging their porch furniture
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
It's Monday, so let's check out some weird and wonderful photos from the Atlantic archives. Photoshopping opportunities aplenty here
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Roving gangs terrorizing residents, causing thousands of dollars in damage to properties and cars. Difficulty: gangs of peacocks
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that
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Fri June 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Inside the last 48 seconds, three ties, two lead changes, and one JR Smith brain freeze of regulation in the NBA Finals last night
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Moody's: you know those securities backed by risky mortgages we said were okay back in 2007 and it turned out they were totally bad? Well, they're baaaaaack
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson is outraged that Liberals can say the "F and C words" about Conservatives, but Conservatives can't say those words about minorities
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Memorial Day was also National Burger Day. Slap those leftover patties on a bun and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 20-26 What Do You Put on Your Burger Edition
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Seventies rocker Steve Miller is a righteous dude
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Uh, that would be celebrities from behind, Bob
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Random explosions happening in two counties in PA. On an unrelated note, the same two counties just started allowing fracking. Strange. And completely unrelated
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We fed the bears, punched donkeys and chickens danced for out amusement. Welcome to the sixties
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It's neither Woofday nor Caturday but this is an awesome combo with firemen, paramedics, puppies and kitties
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Mon May 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal authorities say yes; they took 1,500 children away from their families, and yes; they deported their parents; and yes, they assigned the 1,500 children to foster homes, but it's not THEIR fault the children disappeared somewhere on the way
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
Morgan Freeman: I did not sprinkle those titties
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Crisis actors" conspiracy theorist provides authorities with video evidence
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(don't like Trump voters)
 
 
 
I despise Trumpers; family ties, regrets. or no. They voted the most vile candidate since A Jackson, despite all info. I hope all of them have a horrible life. no sympathy. Am I a bad person?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Study ranks 'most hipster cities,' and somehow Salt Lake City is No. 3
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Beyonce is part of the Illuminati according to old fart GOP politician running for office. Thank God the Republicans aren't a party of conspiracy-believing lunatics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jim Leyritz wants to throw a slider at Yankees' executives after being called out for Old Timer's Day
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein will turn himself in to NY authorities on Friday
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Do you camp? Besides beer, what are your must-have necessities?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ten of the top 20 drunkest cities in America are in Wisconsin
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli prison authorities gently extract six smuggled cellphones from inside a newly arrested security prisoner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, your daughter loved gymnastics and other activities when it was easy, but the moment it got harder, she quit. Do you demand persistence or let her give up and quit?
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Wed May 23, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner finally passed his background check, Paul Ryan may have more time to get to the gym and flat head worms may become the new garden delicacy in France. Yep it's a WTF Wednesday MSNBC thread. Festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another hopeless plan to split California. At least this one removes the undesirable cities of Fresno, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Diego from the cities that are cool and have NFL teams
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Tue May 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In effort to end blockade of busy downtown area, Wisconsin man empties backpack that 3 cops were too fearful to examine. After proving there was nothing dangerous in the bag, he was immediately tackled and arrested by police
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple promise (again) to improve Siri's capabilities soon - estimates are that she may one day reach the accuracy and intelligence levels of a drunk Glaswegian
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bullying, harassment, sexism, and racism are all real problems in science. If the Universities won't fix them, maybe publishers can?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein; Kevin Spacey--the celebrities exposed by #MeToo are making a comeback via the tried-and-true method of laying low for six months and then pretending nothing happened. That's the joke (well, it would be if this were a joke)
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Table manners keep societies from collapsing - and we need new ones
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Herd of cows ties up traffic on I-75 after their travel truck tipped over
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Deputies rescue two puppies and a kitten from a sinkhole. Your move, ducklings
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If the world governments do not turn over Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League to me, the Legion of Doom will have no other choice but to use our doomsday ray on all of your cities"
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
America's fittest cities: #1 Arlington, VA, #50 Los Angeles, CA and bringing up the (huge) rear at 100 Oklahoma City, OK
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Authorities uncertain why air travel makes people go crazy and strip off their clothes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to open cashier-less stores in Chicago, San Francisco, because people are just more honest in those cities
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vanessa Trump dated a Middle Eastern prince but had to dump him because his father had some ties to the 9/11 hijackers. WAIT, WHAT?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sinclair and Fox News are battling over a Tribune executive with ties to Sean Hannity. In any case, we all lose
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New app will let you know just how many packs you're "smoking" by breathing in the air in major cities throughout the world
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel declares that she would obey her "moral compass," not Trump, if she was asked to carry out illegal activities. So get ready for lots of illegal activities
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Pedestrian fatalities skyrocket in U.S. as marijuana, texting increase and hold on a second, I have to take a right turn up here
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Tue May 08, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man with houseful of drugs tells deputies he's a 'hobbyist'
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Met Gala's theme is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" so naturally the celebrities are nearly naked. Thank God my 3rd grade teacher Sister Mary Francis didn't dress like that. Warning: slideshow
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
89 year old "Nazi Grandma" now a fugitive after failing to report for prison. Authorities now looking for U-boat heading for Argentina
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump adviser Carter Page: Answering the Senate's questions about Russia was worse than waterboarding
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to survive your forties: A guide to middle age if you're afraid to grow up
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Jury finds Santa Claus guilty of burglary, aggravated stalking for breaking into woman's trailer to leave her samples from his 90-pound sack of panties. Ho ho ho
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Attention celebrities: if you wish to perform the National Anthem prior to a sporting event, please a) learn the words, b) learn the song, and c) did we mention learn the words?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
2 series tied 2-2. One exciting Saturday night. Who will break the ties between the Penguins-Capitals and the Jets-Predators? Will both series require a refill of goon juice? The puck drops at 7pm ET on NBCSN. SHUT UP PIERRE
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Heise (Germany))
 
 
 
"Spectre Next Generation" is just around the corner as more Intel vulnerabilities found
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you'd like to update Geocities site, today is your lucky day. You can yell at those kids on your lawn later
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The most massive stars might not die in a supernova after all. There are two other possibilities, and they both happen
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Cities are creating "safe spaces" for drug addicts to shoot up heroin and inject marijuanas
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(CharityBuzz)
 
 
 
Avengers cast asked to sketch their characters for a children's charity. SPOILER: Earth's mightiest heroes can't draw worth a crap
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Thu May 03, 2018
(WSMV Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active Second Amendment celebration reported at a Nashville mall. Casualties reported. Clocks reset
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couches ready as newly discovered internal documents show Phillip Morris knew more about the addictive properties of tobacco then they had previously disclosed
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sessions' DoJ will not oppose gerrymandering to suppress minorities' representation and voting rights
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
In a throwback to the dirty thirties, National Weather Service issued rare dirt storm warning yesterday in Nebraska
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Mon April 30, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Painter changes parties, few cities want to host the RNC 2020 and #Trump's so broke is breaking on Twitter. Let's come up with our own Trump's so broke as we watch MSNBC starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Are sea-monkeys real? Well they were real to subby ... at least they were when he was a kid in the sixties
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
"She used to run princess parties. Now she catches snakes for free." So...level up?
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Sat April 28, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservatives demand minorities and Muslims apologize to Trump because they are 'mean' to him
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man leads police on a tractor chase across two counties with speeds upwards of 20 mph
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, Alexa, can you just go ahead and take over ALL my parenting responsibilities? Yeah, that'd be great"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dockless vehicles are clogging American cities. Yes sir, it's true, these vehicles have no dock
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk tells Kosovo to improve relations with Serbia, Just tell me that you want me
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Television series in the works based on the Nxivm sex cult. No word if the criminal celebrities will portray themselves
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Wed April 25, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, anyone seen Jared or Ivanka lately?
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Neighbors complain about wild sex parties in 7,500-square-foot home. "400 guests were invited with 87 people (including 35 couples) sending a 'yes' RSVP"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
"At an absolute minimum, Donald Trump has divided loyalties and the evidence we already have suggests that Donald Trump is a traitor. However, I don't even think he understands what he's done"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
R. Kelly has managed to piss off his assistant, lawyer, and publicist
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
It's Record Store Day 2018. Did you find the coveted Bowie and Zeppelin releases? Snag the U2 and Duran Duran rarities? Get yourself some Johnny Cash? Share your rare finds and achievements here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the tastiest use for leftover bacon fat?
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Human beings hunting animals to extinction predates pollution, cities, written language, Abe Vigoda
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
Danish political parties discuss a minimum age cut-off for male circumcision
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a Pentagon briefing on the military situation in Syria, Senators of both parties are starting to think that MAYBE Trump's "Pull back and let Putin do whatever he wants there" plan may not have been so cunning after all
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The legalities of Trump's unilateral decision to attack Syria
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Mon April 16, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos spends a rainy day whipping up pancakes for celebrities, not being grilled by Congress like that Zuck schmuck
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hannity has never watched his own show
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Some Produce Guy)
 
 
 
These are the 12 dirtiest fruits and vegetables in your refrigerator. C'mon, get your mind out of the gutter
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going back to the days of skinny ties, Members Only jackets, pastel colored pants, and really big hair: we're looking for the best New Wave Music from the '80s
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro authorities want you to know that the naked man on a train they had to taze and a knife-wielding man's attempt to steal a bus are unrelated anomalies
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Fri April 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Most celebrities avoid the paparazzi like the plague. Susan Lucci thanks them for photographing her in her swimsuit
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers that it is indeed true. Crocodiles can't climb trees. Tune in next week for the next episode of "realities that really don't need further testing"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Sergei Skripal and his daughter are expected to live, and to come to the US under assumed identities. So Putin will have to re-murder them here
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hacking traffic road signs. New hotness: Hacking cities' emergency PA systems
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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Tue April 10, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you want to abandon a bike, do it on shore where you'll be ignored by the police rather than on a ferry where the coasties will go looking for a man overboard
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump has screwed things up so badly with Mexico that the Mexican government is exploring severing all ties with the United States
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Thousands of people have been fined in the months since VA, for the first time, imposed penalties on people who drive too slowly in the left lane." *insert grumpycat.gif* Now make the second offense mandatory jail time and we're getting somewhere
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Sun April 08, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions ON YOUR FARKING FACE
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(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Samsung Securities goes to pay employees a $0.93 dividend, instead inadvertently gives them 2.8 billion shares. Oops
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Sat April 07, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Criminals in Ferguson, MO are taking a hands-off approach to their activities these days
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Fri April 06, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller seized Paulie's walnuts, Trumpy continues doing the horrible crap he said he was gonna, and it's finally FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC Primetime discussion, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma buzzkill authorities raid ale house for offering free beer to protesting teachers
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
"Boy, I say boy ...that's quite an eviction reprieve you've given me because of my psychiatric disabilities of sounding like a foghorn"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's a dream I've had since I was a boy," says man who will attempt to wear 300 neckties at once
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the UAE fixer who is cooperating with Robert Mueller has closer ties with Russia Intel, Eric Prince, and more or less the whole shooting match known as the Trump Family
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want a breakdown as to how Chinese tariffs will impact which crops and individual counties and then correlate for Trump voters? Here you go. Data nerds to the left, rational discussion to the right
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Kupchak time in Charlotte
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Navy chaplain has been relieved of his duties after a video is shown of him spreading the love, while at a bar
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
If you last had Betty Crocker's Dunkaroos in 2012 but stopped because they tasted too stale, Walmart has reintroduced "slightly fresher" version of iconic Nineties sugar bombs to their baking department
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this but the SEC has filed fraud charges against the creators of a "crypto-coin" that they paid celebrities like boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. and DJ Khaled to promote on social media. One down, ALL the rest to go
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Police in Warwickshire, England are looking for a suspect on the run. Please contact local authorities if you see this maWHAT THE HELL GUYS?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latvia: "Students must speak Latvian, not Russian." Russia: "Russian minorities detected, prepare for Liberation"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here's the story of how the NRA sold America out for a few femme fatales, lavish Moscow parties and access to unlimited cash
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eggs are rolled, Dow Jones keeps dropping, China retaliates in self-inflicted trade war, Dotard continues to dotar. It's the Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion thread, festivities and libations start at 8pm EDT
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
News: Florida man (presumably) vandalizes Trump Golf Course sign w/ red paint. WTF: The Secret Service is investigating. That's right; the U.S. Treasury Dept. now investigates vandalism, but only at Trump properties
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties, special sauce, public lewdness, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
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Fri March 30, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another week, another flavor of madness. It's time for the Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC discussion thread, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dead man found in woods today. Authorities will wait until Sunday to see how this plays out
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Red state journalist travels through coastal cities to give middle-americans a report on how libs are coping with America being made great again. Like when coastal reporters condescendingly report on "flyover country"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boss is childish; she has mocked my hearing loss, my financial situation, and said my priorities aren't in order because I bought a new car and didn't pick up ice cream for work at the last minute. HR knows but won't act. What do?"
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like a slip-n-slide, here's a timeline of the major players who have scooched and how long it has been since the latest one
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another day of madness and stupidity in this nightmare timeline, and Subby's not feeling terribly clever tonight. MSNBC Thirsty Thursday discussion thread. Festivities begin at 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The best parties are the ones you organise yourself, even if it is your own wake
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Duck waddles again thanks to his brand new prosthetic booties made to replace the feet torn off by lake predators. Tweety Bird feet
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emoluments lawsuit is moving forward, Dolt 45's lawyers may have offered pardons to Manafarked and Flynn, and sweet FSM it's only Wednesday. Wacky Wednesday MSNBC discussion thread, bar's open, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
All those who were able to see ads for apartment and housing rentals on Facebook, take a step forward, because we're sure you can. Not so fast, people with disabilities, people who speak English as a second language, and single moms with young kids
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hú. Every time you read this headline Drew owes royalties
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pressed to punish peeper peeking at panties in pricey plaza
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After a handwritten leaflet that labelled Kim Jong-un a 'son of a b****' is spread throughout several cities in North Korea, authorities have already investigated more than 20,000 citizens' handwriting
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
States persuaded Amazon to collect sales tax. Cities are out of luck
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Times Square has changed so much that muggers now wear suits and ties when beating the crap out of other subway riders
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek is not for sale, so they want Steve Bannon to know he can't buy it
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Taco Bell sauce packet-inspired tortilla chips coming to stores soon. Will be dropped on Chinese cities as part of global trade war
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hipster popester Pope Francis gives his holy thumbs up to tattoos, insists they can help build communities. Kneeling altar boy tats on thighs still frowned upon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Normally there'd be a pithy list of choice current events here, but subby doesn't even know where to start. It's the Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC discussion thread festivities begin at 8pm EDT. Helmet and booze sold separately
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday's March for our Lives expecting 500K people in DC and over 800 other events world-wide. Any Farkers need help with lodging or travel? Sign ideas? Protest parties? Find your event on the left. Questions to the right
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Russian with ties to Trump-brand Florida anchor baby mill pleads guilty to exporting prohibited arms to Russia
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Thu March 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here's a phrase headline writers should probably just go ahead and turn into a macro at this point: "Jared Kushner's companies investigated for illegal activities". This time it's NYC's Department of Buildings
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Mayor of Sulphur, LA skims Fark link about small town in New Jersey, decides to reroute traffic to cut down on congestion of street. Fark: Using Police, Firefighters and utilities employees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Byron Allen buys The Weather Channel for $300 million. Who knew speaking with celebrities at press junkets could make you so much money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica HQ's in London evacuated after suspicious package is found. Authorities are now checking to see if recent mailings from the White House has anything to do with it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities are on the hunt for a serial: A) bomber, B) killer, or C) toilet clogger
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