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Wed August 12, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff takes bold stance on mask wearing after 200 jailed inmates test positive and a staff member dies from coronavirus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A second doggo has gone to the Rainbow Bridge after testing positive for SARS-CoV-2. The US Dept of Agriculture assures the public that pets cannot spread COVID-19 to people, but cats *would*, if given the option
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Tom Hanks didn't pull a Polanski and move to Greece. He and his wife were awarded citizenship for their help raising millions after a deadly wildfire
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Fri August 07, 2020
(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
Now that dogs are getting coronavirus, we will decide to really take this thing seriously
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who tested DePositive earlier DeThursday for DeCoronavirus, has now tested DeNegative
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester's Coronavirus outbreak is coming from the white middle class, proving once again why Manchester was Crowley's crowning achievement
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Tue August 04, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's official: Molina really does catch everything
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Five people who attended Florida Sheriffs Association meeting last week test positive for COVID-19
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a dry run for the upcoming 2020-2021 superspreader year, 260 employees in Georgia's largest school district test positive for COVID-19
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Mon August 03, 2020
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Jaguars QB Gardner Minshew and his mustache test positive for COVID-19
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
After opposing the Michigan lockdown and exposing COVID-5G as a hoax, patriot-hero Republican lawmaker discovers he has contracted the virus. Now furiously searching for a way to blame Democrats or his cell phone
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddy, the first dog to test positive for Coronavirus, has died. Was he a good boy? Damn right he was
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Mon July 27, 2020
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
O/~ We used to be Royals / but now COVID's in our lungs / MLB pitching ain't for us o/~
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
COVID 19, Marlins 14
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Thu July 23, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
With mere hours to go until the first pitch of the season, Washington Nationals' 21-year-old outfielder Juan Soto test positive for COVID-19
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball has finally returned. Will the Yankees beat the Nationals? Or will the defending World Series champions take this one? Who will win the classic rivalry game between the Giants and Dodgers? Games at 7:00 and 10:00 PM ET on ESPN, respectively
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil's Bolsonaro continues to test positive for novel coronavirus. Stupid Brazilians, why don't they just stop testing him so that he can get less positive
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Yearly story that's suddenly new this year: "Maintenance workers at Maryland universities fear students' return"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA players are already biatching about the snitch line in Orlando. Rudy Gobert wishes the guys could trust each other to behave safely during this pandemic
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
12 employees at state emergency response center test positive for COVID-19. Dumbass tag already in ICU
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Thu July 16, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top 50 NBA players headed to Florida, "Before They Started Dropping Like Flies" edition
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(Democracy Now)
 
 
 
So Gov.Stitt, now that you have tested positive for COVID-19 will you now support requiring masks? Answer: Fark no. Coda: ♫You're getting sick Oklaha-farking-homa, Oklaha-farking-homa not okay ♬
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Wed July 15, 2020
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt, who personally pushed for Trump's Tulsa rally, tests positive for COVID-19
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Louisville shuts down basketball after 2 players test positive, but suck less than a bench full of Dukeys
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Sat July 04, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
31 MLB players and 7 staff among 19 of 30 teams test positive for covid-19. Play Ball
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Wed July 01, 2020
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Loudoun County, VA has suddenly seen a spike of 150 teens aged 16-18 test positive for Coronavirus in the last week. Which, by an astounding coincidence, is almost exactly the number of teens that went to Myrtle Beach, NC in the last two weeks
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
♪ Put me in coach, I'm ready to play 2.0
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Mon June 29, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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Tue June 23, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two more Trump rally advance personnel test positive for COVID. These two actually attended the rally, but were wearing masks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The EFL can confirm that 2213 players and Club staff from the 24 Championship Clubs were tested over the course of the past week with eight individuals testing positive from six Clubs"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
400 people test positive in German abattoir, even more confused
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
The Red Cross is testing every blood and platelet donation for COVID-19 antibodies. You can't go in if you're showing symptoms, but it beats coughing on rich people and waiting for their tests to come back
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The scariest place to be in during the Covid-19 outbreak is: A) Prison; B) Nursing Home; C) Dollar General Warehouse
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
D.C. National Guard members test positive for COVID-19 after responding to protests
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever seen anything sillier than a Kiwi doing a happy dance? Zero active Covid-19 cases in New Zealand as of today
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Several cadets brought back for Trump's Abschlussadresse at West Point test positive for Covid-19
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Chapelboro)
 
 
 
Good news for wetnoses everywhere. Winston, the Chapel Hill pug, did not have the Coronavirus. Duke still sucks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
The state formerly known as Wisconsin shall be re-named Wiscovid. "7 food, beverage servers test positive for COVID-19 in county"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Two horses from the barn of two-time Triple Crown-winning trainer have tested positive for a banned substance. But is it really running dirty if you're in Arkansas?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Problem: How to effectively trial a vaccine when COVID-19 transmission within the community of test subjects is so low?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Sat May 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Worker at COVID hotspot speaks out: employers treat their employees like crap and don't do anything to keep them safe. Keep killing your workers and see what happens: powerful unions are gonna make a comeback
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Three year old child diagnosed with Kawasaki after contracting COVID-19; will face an uphill battle of ridicule by Harley kids who shame him for buying foreign
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
National leader announces easing of Coronavirus restrictions, even as daily infection figures are peaking, shifting responsibility to regional governors. No, not that one - but it might as well be
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Olive Press (Spain))
 
 
 
Subby's in-law's cat is famous - In Spain, first cat found with Covid19 after dying of unrelated causes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the number of times you can test positive for Coronavirus
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Thu May 07, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Days after 900 employees tested positive for coronavirus at a Tyson meat packing plant...another 700 at a second Tyson meat packing plant test positive
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls ready to appoint the first black general manager in NBA history. No word why it's taken so long
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Two New York house cats test positive for COVID-19, the first in the US, signaling what could be the end of Caturday as we know it
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Who are you to argue with Idris Elba?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Old-Spice might protect block certain unpleasant BO, but it does not protect against you catching the Covid-19 virus
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Conley wins HORSE
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Rams center Brian Allen tests positive for COVID-19
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