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headlines found matching 'term'
Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCabe: Go f*ck yourself, Donnie *sues administration for wrongful termination and defamation*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Back to the Future gets time travel wrong. The Terminator gets it right." This may be true, but did anybody want Doc Brown to show up naked? (video)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
A blind taste test to determine the best ranch dressing fails to actually, you know, determine the best ranch dressing, so let's help them out with suggestions to the right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook: Sure we're Irish for tax purposes and have previously agreed to apply Irish terms of service to our users globally, but there's this new privacy law going into effect, and you really didn't expect us to stand for that, did you?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
North Carolina biologists try to identify "chupacabra" caught on video, possibly to determine if it can barbecued
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Charlie Dent (R-etiring) decides he doesn't want to bring his time in Congress to full term
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Judge: The US Government needs to turn over copies of all seized evidence so that Mr. Cohen's legal team can determine what might be privil... Cohen team: ALL OF IT *coughs* um....We're thinking all of it is privileged, Your Honor. Let's go with that
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's national security aide steps down, having lasted a record 0.2 Scaramuccis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Squirrels: "They're not just clever, but determined and relentless. Like Jaws or the Terminator, they won't ever give up"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor toys with shaking up the mid-term election
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
James Cameron's Terminator reboot finds its Sarah Connor
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Honestly the most newsworthy thing about Ex-CIA director Brennan's latest tweet is that a 63-year old man knows the term "kakistocracy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Life imitates "The Terminal" for this Syrian refugee
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's party begins to realize he now treats them like he used to treat the country. Somewhere in a dark corner of hell Ayn Rand is laughing
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, that's because he doesn't have one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Store owner Mitzi Shore, whose stage gave liftoff to Robin Williams and David Letterman, is no longer taking auditions
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Republicans are raising the spectre of impeachment ahead of the midterms, hoping that there are enough Americans out there who will vote Republican to prevent the Democrats from winning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's divorce, defensive termites, and where you can still buy ivory in the UK. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-04-01 to Sat 2018-04-07
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps David Hogg not getting into college was a good thing as he plans to take gap year to work on midterm elections
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Which sleeping position you choose determines whether or not you'll feel rested according to the Institute of First World Problems
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Termite inspector finds anti-tank grenade in woman's basement. Those little bastards weren't going to give up without a fight
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four games in this second-to-last night of the regular season, and we have Sens-Pens, Sabres-Lightning, Blues-'Hawks, and Stars-Ducks. These games may determine playoff positioning. Friday Night Hockey fun starts at 7:30 PM ET
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News expresses grave concern that liberals' current focus on gun control may not help them in the mid-term elections. Such concern. So grave
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goodbye, clean water: Since Scott Pruitt's attempt to rewrite the Clean Water Act was never going to withstand legal challenges, he found a way around that by deciding he will personally make ALL Clean Water Act determinations across the U.S.
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Facebook changes terms of service and data polices, it now reads "All your data are belong to us"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Define projection: GOP accuses Democrats of not knowing what to stand for while GOP runs 2018 midterm ads against Hillary Clinton
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be Hail to the Victors or Super 'Nova? Will this game determine if you win your office pool? We may remember the Alamo, but will you remember this game? It is your NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship. Tip-off is at 9:20 PM ET on TBS
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is the GOP worried that Trump will trigger anti-Republican backlashes at midterms? Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yeeeeeeeeessssssss
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New CDC director announces he wants to lead a "science-based, data-driven agency." Uh, oh. This will not end well for him
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
People throw around the term "sustainable" without really understanding what that means. A great example would be sea foraging for sea palm, sea lettuce, bull kelp, feather boa, and purple laver in Oregon
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Confounding mainstream expectations yet again, hipsters revive mullets and Shia LaBeouf as icons of street fashion. "I underestimated the hipster determination to reclaim obviously ugly things, from tracksuits to statement spectacles"
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee State Rep David Byrd on sexual assault allegations: "First, let me say that I have done nothing wrong or inappropriate during my term as state representative for the 71st District"...and it goes downhill from there
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the crowds at the March for Our Lives were a lot smaller and older than reported, and most just came out to see Ariana Grande. And this was determined by a SCIENTIST doing SCIENCE, so there's absolutely no doubt it's true
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
China bans George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984 just days after the Chinese Communist Party announced presidential term limits would be abolished
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter: I prefer Presidents who aren't impeached
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Fri March 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chronic fatigue trial results "not robust," new study says completely unironically
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica aren't evil masterminds - they're professional grifters with fancy calculators
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's news in The Termite Wars- Termite colonies send their elderly termites to die first
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Direct to DVD, one assumes
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Wed March 21, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mad libs or actual news? "Machete-wielding child molester who destroyed victim's house denied break on prison term"
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Today is the Illinois Primary. Some believe this will be a portent to the 2018 midterms; with a beleaguered neutered billionaire governor facing primary challenges and a potential blue wave, who will win? Polls close at 7pm CT
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s wife, Vanessa, is divorcing him because he's cheap
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everyone knows the US standard unit of measurement is the football field. In Canada, it's the hockey rink (or portion thereof), especially when determining how much legally licensed pot one can grow
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Governor MoonBeam preparing to exit public life as he nears the end of this fourth term in the statehouse. When asked about his future plans, Brown responds,"I'm not sure. What's Linda Ronstadt up to these days?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, we had a good run, but it's over America, time to pack it in. New Poll finds that 74% believe that "the Deep State", a term coined by Steve Bannon less than 13 months ago to cover Trump's incompetence and treason, is a real thing
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Taste tests can't differentiate between recycled toilet water and bottled water. Which once again shows 10 million dogs can't all be wrong
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Fear not Bitcoin believers, by 2020 your coin could be worth... wait, is this guy a cop? He must be a cop. This is some serious Five-O math
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Private parking lot enforcement company charged with felony failing to cut city in on a piece of the action
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-nazi skinhead group planned bombing attack on Pennsylvania Capitol rally counterprotesters, including hiding a bomb in terminally ill member's oxygen tank
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Effectiviology)
 
 
 
If you thought playing video games was a waste of time, think again. Researchers showed that playing video games leads to various long-term cognitive benefits
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Is Putin a friend or a foe of the United States?" ... Sarah Sanders: "Russia's going to have to make that determination"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Criminal mastermind robs Golden Corral, then walks across street to rob the Barnes and Noble, because, hey, why not?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
When your list of "craft brewers" includes Yuengling, Boston Beer, Sierra Nevada, and Dogfish, it's probably safe to say that the term "craft brewer" doesn't mean anything anymore
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Apparently there is something called a 'Yeti cooler' and these criminal masterminds were caught stealing 52 of them worth ... wait for it ... more than $16,000?
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now ya see? That's the funny thing about hush money: It only works if there isn't someone even richer willing to throw down "shout it from the rooftops" money
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The EU has "one year left" because everyone hates Macron and Merkel (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At this rate, Trump may end his term with no Cabinet Secretaries at all
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter: 4chan approved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reports coming out that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy may retire this summer. No doubt Congress will try to approve potential nominees before November elections. Merrick Garland unavailable for comment
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Wed March 07, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Several White House staffers have been terminated or reassigned for not having proper security clearances. Jared Kushner unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How weird are the 2018 midterm elections going to be? Ted Cruz just released a country song mocking his liberal opponent
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man attempts to become Florida man by stealing car, ramming airport terminal, boarding empty plane, and breaking into sheriff's deputy's vehicle. Did I mention he was running from zombies?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN under fire for asking Nunberg if he was sober or not; heaven forbid they try to determine if his ramblings were legitimate
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Leading up to the midterms, local Republican nomination processes are going as well as can be expected
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Mon March 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Irish granny has "a go at some sledging" which is A) a new slang term for downing tequila shots, B) freebasing the latest street drug to hit Dublin, C) absolutely adorable
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Sun March 04, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What if the nightmare scenario happens and the GOP win the midterms?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
America almost had an extra week to determine if it was time to talk about gun control
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If selling balloons filled with laughing gas underneath a bridge in Florida is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed February 28, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
September 17 2018, just in time for the midterms
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"And since I achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second. The End"
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plans unveiled to amend the constitution and scrap the Presidency's two-term limit
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Sat February 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you're the prime minister of Malaysia, never publicly admit you prefer quinoa to rice
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Thu February 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks pulling ICE out of California will make crime rates soar "like nobody has ever seen." And he's in favor of it
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Gov Rick Scott has apparently gone into hiding
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ready for another Terminator movie? Well too bad because Terminator 6 starts filming in May
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gets a surprise hospital visit from her horse, condition upgraded to stable
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Tue February 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The man who arranged the backchannel communication between Trump and terrorist mastermind Julian Assange denies being responsible
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eagles file to trademark phrase 'Philly Special', which describes the act of booing Santa while throwing batteries
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(France 24)
 
 
 
"Vote Putin or else you'll have to gay marry a turtle," says new campaign ad
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Mon February 19, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
US Navy: After careful evaluation of the Littoral Combat Ship program, it has been determined that we're gonna need a bigger boat
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Republicans buying gallons of lube in preparation for the 2018 midterms
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paramedic ants observed triaging, giving first aid and antibiotics to ants maimed in epic termite wars, mainlining powdered sugar to keep up their strength
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, it's either Stockholm Syndrome or else she's the mastermind behind the Russian plot
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Mastermind murderer texts detective instead of girlfriend about wife's murder. Guess which state. Go on, you'll never guess
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lock of George Washington's hair has been found in a book, and America suddenly remembers that he's not term-limited
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray: Trump has not specifically directed me to counter Russian interference on the 2018 mid-terms....so, if you talk to him, could you maybe mention to him that he really should get on that
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Chaos theory, also known as the Butterfly Effect, is how we get indeterminism from purely deterministic equations. But did you know a computer glitch started it all?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
What are you giving up for Lent this year, Catholic Farkers? And non-Catholic Farkers, will you torment or support those in your life making a sacrifice for 40 days?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Undecided about your current partner? Psychologist poses 15 relationship questions to determine if it's worth continuing. Answer if you dare
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Science has determined how you can mend the broken-hearted
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Sun February 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if building a fence won't keep determined people from crossing over
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Sat February 10, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Hockey during the Olympics because the players and especially the NHL and IOC are all big poopyheads. And yes, that's the technical term for them. Anyway, games at 7pm, 8pm & 10pm ET
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Wed February 07, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Meet the criminal masterminds, Zachariah and Hezekiah, who got chased away from their own armed robbery by someone that wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"Yes, this is totally obscure and completely arbitrary in any sort of long term way, but local records suggest that this may be the longest such streak"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Conservative pundit: "This President seems determined to demonstrate that he will do anything, at any time to please Putin. There's a word for that"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mansplainception
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Congressman Robin Tallon Jr. has a very elaborate long term plan to get back into office. Because why else would he still be spending all this money on his campaign 25 years after leaving the House?
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Antarctica is conclusive proof the Earth is flat. Some people actually believe this
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Palm reading. New fortune telling: Counting the number of lines on your wrist. "The second line is your wealth line. It reveals the type of life you will have in terms of finances"
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Algae turning melting snow into watermelon-flavoured puddles of blood at Grinnell Glacier in Montana. Mmmmmm ...bloody watermelon snow
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Usually you don't trade a top rated pass rusher in division for a net of basically nothing. But this is the CFL
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve drops the hammer on Wells Fargo. Warren Buffett last seen looking for his lucky dime
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Fri February 02, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coach saves teen gymnast from serious injury at breakneck speed
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the liberals have "seized the fact-checking industry" but assures republicans that the American people are in possession of their own facts. Fact is, that doesn't make sense
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find pool of water in ancient church but cannot determine what it was used for
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC is heading into the 2018 midterm elections with a YUGE financial edge. In related news: The DNC is basically broke
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Polish lawmakers approve bill that would impose jail terms for suggesting Poland was complicit during the Holocaust, drawing outrage from Israel, which suggested they just go back to making screen doors for submarines like before
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Last night's SOTU address had something for everyone to like, even David Duke
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People with high blood sugar more likely to get Alzheimer's, long-term cognitive decline. Also true for people with high blood sugar
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(Some Nightmare)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Alice Cooper released that line of unisex mascara back in 1973? Me neither, but here it is
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Tue January 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC's Mastermind reveals list of banned subjects due to either too many people selecting them, or the subject matter being too vague. Harry Potter & Fawlty Towers I understand, but Pork?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas Governor laments condition of hospitals he refused to fund
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
US Military releases video of Russian jet passing within 5 feet of an American aircraft. Article includes the term "jet wash", but did not indicate if anyone was flipping the bird
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pompeo confirms Russia will meddle in the 2018 midterm elections, so prepare for your ignorant relatives to get duped again on Twitter and Facebook
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Mon January 29, 2018
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Rep. Gesundheit to retire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop doesn't think "the American taxpayer" should have to pay McCabe's pension, has a terminal case of irony
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump gets asked a softball question on climate change--oh, and it's a swing and a miss
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Trump masterminded the plot to discredit key FBI witnesses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Billy Bush on that moment with Donald Trump: "There is a term for what I did. It's called bystander abuse. It says by not doing anything you are endorsing the moment. I have to live with that"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rep Pat Meehan (R-Pa) is resigning after it was revealed he asked at least one staffer to pat something OTHER than his han
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Thu January 25, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Conservative pundit Bill Kristol, best known for being always wrong, is... right
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Tue January 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda's president: I love Trump
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
In order to get the best out of the shutdown aftermath, Democrats insist on positioning the barrel themselves as well as pre-warmed high-quality lube
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks decide to give their head coach a long-term extension. Just Kidding
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Japanese ski run rating system: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Expert, Lava
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
In thanks for today's Democratic votes and successfully passing the short term funding bill, Senate Majority Leader McConnell has ruled out any further bipartisan work on "illegal immigration" and...wait, go back a bit
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll shows Democrats maintaining 12-point lead over Republicans in the mid-terms. Democrats currently looking into all the ways they can throw it away
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Sun January 21, 2018
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Former Kentucky police chief allowed to resign in lieu of termination after telling recruit "If they're black, shoot them." But no, don't you dare say cops are anything but heroes
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New Japanese dictionary edition updates "otaku" entry to omit part of definition that says otaku lack common social intelligence. The parts about lack of basic hygiene and abnormal level of knowledge about anime characters remain
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Thu January 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: We have long term plan to finance CHIP in the long term, but want to include it in the short-term funding bill so we can keep the government lights on. Trump: Your knee-caps say what? GOP: What? ...[crack] .....AUGH
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama will be the Democrats' avenging angel in the midterms
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Researchers analyze suspicious Bitcoin trading circa 2013 and determine that a single person was responsible for the $150 to $1,000 price surge
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
As everyone here at Fark knows, Republicans are literally being laughed at while defending Trump. It's only in cult communities where laughing at Trump is verboten. You can end up on the wall
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GE to take a loss of $6.2 billion on its earnings related to losses it incurred after it apparently decided selling long-term medical care insurance to old people was a good idea. Because really, how long were those geezers gonna live anyway?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Republicans scramble to avoid a shutdown they believe will severely damage their party in the mid term elections
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert mocks "THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR" as only Stephen Colbert can
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Everybody stop fudgeling, don't be a dormedory or a ultracepidarian and read this article about forgotten English words. It's not complete trumpery
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is obsessed with trying to determine who he'll run against in 2020. That optimism is refreshing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How worried is the GOP about the midterm elections this year? They created a slide show to explain their impending destruction to Trump, who intends to give it his FULL attention. Right after this next round of golf
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mr. Durbin pulls a Dick move and throws down the gauntlet
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Fox News viewers react with glee and derision after being shown a video reel of the aftermath of the lethal mudslide carnage that killed at least 19 people in California
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
David Letterman's first new show in years is a serious, in-depth conversation on a dark, bare set. Sort of like Tom Synder's old show before he was replaced by Late Night
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Doug Jones cosponsors bill to renew CHIP funding. Larry Wilcox, Erik Estrada unavailable for comment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Due to language barrier, Trump's comments now being described in terms of wolf sex
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Scientists are now using Hubble to determine if a planet that was discovered orbiting a star 1213 parsecs away is about to be destroyed by a Death Star
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A brain scientist explains why you black out when you drink too much alcohol. Fortunately, there are lots of wedding photos
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
"Mr. President, are you a racist?" Trump's (non)answer is unimportant. What is significant is that a credentialed member of the White House Press Corps had solid grounds to ask the President of the United States that question - on the eve of MLK Day, no less
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Thu January 11, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Probably not the best thing to be carrying when a determined police service dog is tracking you down, a) drugs, b) a bomb c) 3 club packs of stolen steaks
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
After a 14-year-old student alleges sexual assault by a teacher, the school's leadership moves to terminate the... no? Well, at least they don't try to cover it up and retaliate against the-- they suspended the student, huh? (Link switched)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is more anxious over the 2018 midterms than that stoner kid in your Humanities class who came the first day and skipped every class after learning no attendance would be taken
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Violating a website's Terms of Service is not a federal crime. Still no word on skateboarding
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm a real cad for telling my girlfriend that I had a terminal illness and was dying just so she'd go out with me. Should I keep up this act until she finds out I'm perfectly healthy? Signed, REAL CAD (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Geneticists determine earliest Americans migrated here earlier than ever...pushing the date back to over 20,000 years ago....followed instantly by chain immigration and anchor babies
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump postpones fake Fake News Awards
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Online betting service Paddypower at the end of 2017 placed Mr Trump's odds of impeachment in his first term at 4/7, with it at 5/4 that he will survive the first time"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
David Letterman's new show has a name and Barack Obama. No word on potential return of The Guy Under The Seats
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
The FCC has further determined that the Internet is too fast and convenient, and has too little corporate control
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter on world leaders' accounts violating terms of service: All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Snow Cream Snow Cream No one should ever scream for snow cream
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Super blue blood moon eclipse will be seen on Jan 31st. High advisory warning for witches, werewolves, warlocks, Tar Heels
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Slurpee waves' wash ashore on Nantucket. No word on what flavor they are
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(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Stay safe East Coast Farkers from the onslaught of previously unknown hyped up weather terms, as well as the snow and wind today. Did you remember the requisite bread, milk and eggs?
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Old news: Cars can detect pedestrians and bicyclists. Ford news: ... and deploy countermeasures
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley may soon be third in line for the presidency. All hail president Chuck
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A threat of ending human civilization in nuclear hellfire from one of the only people capable of initiating it does not violate Twitter's terms of service
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
For all you "We're doomed" nitwits; next up, the midterms
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Muscatine Journal)
 
 
 
Iowa town bans Santa for 6 months
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Sun December 31, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Non-English speakers think this English word is the most beautiful word in the English language
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Sat December 30, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone got a very special Christmas present. 1:45 of terminal cuteness to the left. Haters ranting about vertical phone videos to the right
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Thu December 28, 2017
(NY1)
 
 
 
Bernie to swear in DeBlasio for his second term as NYC mayor, thus briefly raising the number of honest Democratic officials in the city to 1
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Mon December 25, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin finds a non-violent way to run unopposed. It's a Christmas Miracle
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