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Tue June 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former senior Democratic National Committee adviser: A 10-year-old child with Down syndrome was ripped away from her mother. Lewandowski: "Womp womp"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Happy Juneteenth everyone
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Mon June 18, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Photographer volunteers to work as a chef at the South Pole over the winter to capture incredible photos, videos. With some of the most amazing photos subby has ever seen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager infected with rare and long-forgotten disease "cow pox"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is "very disappointed" in Michael Steele for telling it like it is and saying Trump is running concentration camps
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(US Open)
 
 
 
It's moving day at Shinnecock Hills and only DJ is under par. With clear skies and prevailing winds returning, this US Open will continue to be 'a kick in the teeth'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mom catches teenage son in bed getting up-close-and-personal counseling from the school counselor
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Report: Sex and Drugs are down among teens, but Depression is up. No mention on the status of Rock'N'Roll
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(US Open)
 
 
 
Shinnecock Hills has bared her teeth and punished the field with only 4 in red numbers. Round Two promises more of the same for the world's best at the US Open TV coverage begins at 9:00 AM CDT on FS1
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The teen who crawled through a river of shiat to rescue a fawn and came out clean on the other side
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Thu June 14, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mrs. Kushner, the Senate Intelligence Committee has some questions for you. No, not on Twitter. Here
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Opportunity rover, having lasted fourteen years rather than the planned three months, now in jeopardy due to dust
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Here's a story about how Can't Hardly Wait became a teen cult classic, yet the two most prominent reasons go unmentioned
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The fourteen habits of highly miserable people
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump-voting workers for Russian-owned steel company NLMK (Nice Leopard, Mellow Kitty) wonder why the tariffs target them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee may have stumbled upon a missing piece of the Russia puzzle. And we're kicking it old school, back to the Jack Abramoff days
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Thu June 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Sen re-election Committee: the peasants will be so thrilled at the scraps we threw them in the tax bill that "You're Welcome" will be the only slogan we'll need to cruise to victory. GOP senators: so, uhhhh, what's "Plan B"? Asking for a friend
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NTSB: Seven seconds before the crash, the Tesla began a left steering movement that carried the vehicle into the aptly-named "gore area"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
News: The French Open ladies' final is guaranteed to have an American playing in it. Fark: An American without the last name Williams
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Manhattan teen suffers acute case of affluenza and breaks into Hamptons mansion to throw a rager. Luckily the police arrive the next morning to revive him on the front lawn with Narcan
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want a pair of sneakers? Pittsburgh Steelers cornerback Joe Haden has 2,000 pairs of 'fire' sneakers to sell you
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Golf is a gentleman's game and players are kind to each other, except in Oklahoma
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
DC so confident of the upcoming success of 'Teem Titans Go To The Movies', they're resorting to outright bribery to get butts in seats
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kobe Steel's headquarters raided in case of data tampering
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing their pattern of doubling down, VA GOP 5th District committee replace Tea Party incumbent not seeking re-election due to alcoholism with a distillery owner. Bonus: narrowly rejecting theocratic lunatic who doesn't live in the district
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Oleg's horrible, terrible, no good, very bad, 2nd quarter. Steel and aluminium oligarchy is tanking along with his US investments: Manafort, Kushner, Cohen, Trump. His ex-wife also a problem. Raises the question, what about the trade wars? Good/bad?
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anyone need a new band name? Teen Vogue has your new one: "vaginal panic attack"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guaranteed basic income to be tested in California city
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eighteen shows that managed to survive after some big-name stars were fired or departed from the series
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue has some advice on how to get your summer vagina ready. Maybe Fark is mature enough for Teen Vogue after all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This just in: Teens are abandoning Facebook - for real this time
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Thu May 31, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Police claim a teen planned a 'bigger than Columbine' school shooting, and tried to recruit friends to join him
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sixteen-year-old gets thirteen for two from a nine. It was my understanding there would be no math
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wilbur Ross and boss tell international allies to GTFO of steel and luxury auto industries. Realtime results to the left, 4pm bell predictions to the right
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The secret mastermind steering the media's interest in UFOs is the dude from Blink-182 -- but then again, it is 2018
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides he is tired of this old decrepit transatlantic alliance, as he imposes tariffs on EU steel and aluminum. In case you are wondering, yes, this will likely help Putin's Russia a lot
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When your Floridian parents name you Crystal Methvin , you're pretty much guaranteed to eventually become a Fark headline
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Complicit? No, surely it's a coincidence China approved thirteen Ivanka Trump trademarks in 3 months
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Mon May 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Well, least his old man never cut off The Boss' hand with a light saber; Kasdans admit they lifted Han Solo's daddy issues from Bruce Springsteen's autobiography (Warning: Spoilers in article)
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
James Clapper says the Steele dossier is mostly true - and that Russia unequivocally helped Trump win
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell endures more suffering than most humans - the Steelers applied a $14.5 million franchise tag, and some criticize him. Fortunately, you can hear all about it with his new single, out everywhere on all music sites
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, raising money for the president's reelection campaign and the party's coffers, circulated a letter last week to wealthy Chinese businessmen offering a "one-on-one photo" and "handshake" with President Trump for $100,000
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Thu May 24, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Caught smuggling fifteen gallons of smelt, they never got to the "dealt" stage of things
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Bill Gates' summer reading recommendations, guaranteed to attract the opposite sex to your intellect
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Paul Bettany has been a famous wordsmith, a religious devotee, an even more intense religious devotee, a tennis player in love, a sweater-wearing robot, and, most recently, a be-robed crime lord with the same last name as a premium water company
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrasslin Wednesday is here. Can Velveteen Dream and Ricochet coexist to beat Lars Sullivan? Will Nikki Cross freak out Dakota Kai more? Will Heavy Machinery get revenge on TM61? Wrasslin Wednesday starts at 8PM EDT on the 999
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
House Committee schools Betsy DeVos again
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Tue May 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines will be going to South Africa in 2019. They will take a safari where they are guaranteed not to see actual wolverines
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Hurricanes, zombies, alligators ... teens with fire extinguishers at intersections
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this majestic steed and rider
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fifth Third Bank buys MB Financial for about Fourteen Thirds of an MB
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China may beef up Beijing airport security to control nutty K-Pop devotees. "Besides the possible offence of disrupting the social order, the unruly fans might also have broken personal privacy laws in obtaining details about their idols' movements"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Trump admin couldn't get any shadier, John Bolton establishes actual "shadow NSC" to steer American foreign policy. This is fine
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Cyclone Sagar kills fifteen people in Somalia, which now regrets previously saying 'Gimme some Sagar, baby'
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Steel yourself for your next trip to Walmart if these butt-rip jeans become a thing
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
An extensive and terrifying oral history of Action Park - or at least, an oral history of Action Park as remembered by people who managed keep enough of their teeth at Action Park to pass along an oral history
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA head forgets that he is a Republican political appointee and admits that humans are causing global warming. No word if he will face the Wrath of DhONnnnnnnnnn
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Markle's half-sister: "I found the trashiest way to profiteer from Meghan's wedding" Markle's half-nephew: "Hold my bong"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
These lazy teenagers today. Doing lazy stuff like marching to the U.S. Capitol and demanding Paul Ryan pass gun reform legislation
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend and I came out to each other when we were teens; she a lesbian, me as bisexual. I now find myself only attracted to men, not women, so I'm no longer bi. How do I come out as straight without losing my LGBTQ friends?"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lost in Wednesday's news reveals, "Russian government apparently used the National Rifle Association to help Donald Trump's presidential campaign in 2016" according to a Senate Committee. We kinda knew, and now we know
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Zuck to EU: Oh, you want me to speak there? Let me just check my schedule...ok, no problem. UK parliamentary committee: Hey, what about us? We requested a meeting several time. Zuck: What was that buzzing noise?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Velveteen Dream make Ricochet say his name? WILL Dunne, Lorcan, & Burch mark the end of the ERA? WHY is Ciampa not in jail? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don "flopsweat" Jr. at the Sen Intel Committee: "I did not talk about what got them into the door and I didn't expand on it because I didn't think it was relevant to discuss what the meeting was not actually about even if that's what the email was"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russian hackers got your teens' computer, killin' their d00ds
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie - My husband is addicted to teen porn, and I have teenage daughters. Wat do? Besides realizing one may have nothing to do with the other?
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
If an arrestee can kick out a window of a patrol car and jump onto a highway while the vehicle is moving, and later kick out the window of a 2nd patrol car that comes to help, maybe you need to update your cars, South Carolina
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Breast feeding has no impact on kids' IQs by the age of 16, but will make them the envy of their all their teen friends
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Thu May 10, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giuliani forced to resign from his law firm. NK releases 3 Americans. Mueller reportedly investigating HIC and Nunes. McCain gave Comey the Steele Dossier. Republicans trying to force DACA vote. It's your Thurday MSNBC thread Start time 8 PM EDT
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen tries to steal the unlocked, keys-in-ignition truck of Blake Bortles, somehow fails
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Steel tariffs are hitting Americans in their cans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nunes-DOJ showdown on hold either because Devin ran out of grapefruit or because DOJ gave him what's what on just how royally f*cked him and the rest of the grapefruit f*ckers on the House Intel Committee are
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
McCain: Yeah, I gave Comey the Steele dossier. And I'd do it again. *Drops mic*
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No NHL tonight thanks to washed up Mouskiteer Justin Timberlake. Luckily the BCHL finals is tonight. Can Chilliwack dethrone Powell River? Or will the Kings retain their crown? It's happening tonight. 8pm EDT on your local Fark Hockey Network
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Keith Ellison to FCC Chair Ajit Pai: So, this woman you chose to chair the Broadband Deployment Advisory Committee you created, I can't help but notice she was just arrested and charged with wire fraud, care to explain?
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Tue May 08, 2018
(A Safety Guy)
 
 
 
Department of Labor: In our efforts to MAGA and train people for jobs, we are going to start allowing teenagers to operate hazardous machinery
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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Sun May 06, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
But seriously, how much can you really trust a roller coaster named "Steel Vengeance"?
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen complains after mother cuts her monthly allowance from $5,000 to $1,000. Life is tough in Beverly Hills
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Now that Matt Ryan has signed for $100 million guaranteed, Aaron Rodgers deal expected very soon. Soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Where have all the teenage burger flippers gone? The fast-food industry needs you
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an effort to outdo IKEA, teen alters his prom suit to make a fashion statement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China has no clue why everyone is overreacting to a teenager wearing a dress
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
GA governor candidate who pointed a shotgun at a teenager tells critics to, "get over it." Stance not known on whinin', cryin' and fit-pitchin'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently you are not allowed to splash water at manatees getting busy
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Tue May 01, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of HHS, Tom Price: We've made a *teeeeeeeeeeeeerrible* mistake repealing the individual mandate
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Bad: Arranging to meet a teen girl at a hotel. Worse: Showing up in your work vehicle. Fark: Showing up in your police cruiser
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
You would think by now there should have been a crossover event between Teen Mom and Cops
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Scott Pruitt's 30-man security detail and TOTALLY legitimate businessman Pasquale "Nino" Perrotta, has decided to step down from his position ahead of an expected grilling by the House Oversight Committee
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
26-story building on fire collapses in on itself after just 90 minutes as the heat melts the steel infrastructure. Sounds familiar
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There is a grown adult, who is running for governor in GA, who actually thought it would be a good idea to run a campaign ad where he points a shotgun at a teen-aged boy who "wants to date my daughter" as a way to show his support for gun rights
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Mon April 30, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Sometimes all it takes is a teen, cotton balls, and a lighter to ruin Walmart for everyone
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Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Science attempts to unlock the secrets of the teenage brain, as we need to know how often they think of sex, college, sex, booze, and sex
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Lawyer for teen who killed passenger by wrecking car while Snapchatting at 106mph argues to judge that she should be allowed to go on cruise because, "she already has these tickets"
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Two Scoops, Before you get too excited, a highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. Love, former CIA Director
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First-ever ocean plastic cleaner will tackle Great Pacific Garbage Patch, possibly in a steel cage match
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee releases final Russia report: "No collusion no collusion. You're the collusion. The Deep State took all my grapefruits, now how am I supposed to entertain myself this weekend?"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Injured Ryan Shazier walks onto NFL Draft stage to make Steelers' first pick
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Wed April 25, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Freaked out reporter rides Cedar Point's new coaster, Steel Vengeance, a week before the park opens
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Not so fast Democrats who are rushing the hot new progressive idea of jobs for everyone guarantee, it's not ready for prime time yet
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
It just figures that the Toronto van rampage suspect is an IT student who "didn't drive or know how a steering wheel works." Probably couldn't tie his shoes, either
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Teenager sentenced to 2 years in prison for hacking into former CIA director John Brennan's AOL email account, compromising sensitive classified communications with Nigerian royalty and hot single women in his area
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not so happy days, Steelers great TE Bennie Cunningham passed away
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Sun April 22, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Belly gets punched in the belly a bunch of times at Coachella, thanks his lucky stars he didn't call himself Testeez
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Sat April 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Grey's Anatomy renewed for a fifteenth inexplicable season
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So where are teens, millennials, and ageless hipsters supposed to hang out now that Starbucks is no longer cool? Why, Mickey D's, of course
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Slouching towards Idiocracy: "Diamond & Silk to Testify Before House Judiciary Committee"
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Deadpool gets privilege checked by Teen Titans. You better believe there's some John Stewart
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The DNC is suing the hell out of Russia, the Trump Campaign, and Wikileaks for colluding to throw the 2016 election. Before you laugh, they won a similar judgement against Nixon's re-election committee because of Watergate
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of posing as a teenage boy to meet a girl for sex. Bonus: "Yeah, looks legit all right" photo goodness included in article
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Thu April 19, 2018
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Teen takes mother to prom after she missed her own prom because she was pregnant. It's Texas, so the cycle probably continued
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently goats follow instructions better than teenagers, deer or rabbits. At least in this one area of work
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
At the UN's "most important meeting on women's empowerment," Trump administration officials tried to steer policy toward teaching women abstinence and sexual "refusal skills" except when they're Playboy models or porn stars and the men are wealthy
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager who sold virginity for £2 million says it was all a lie. YOU DON'T SAY
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A feel good story about a teenager receiving more medical care in the US after the US blew his leg off when he was two years old
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Tue April 17, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps shows how to get pot stains off your teeth
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Enterprising teen starts a GoFundMe because he isn't into some weird fetish, he just wants to bathe in KFC gravy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently offering tons of new shows attracts millions of new subscribers as Netflix has discovered. Networks gnash their teeth over shocking discovery. What about our 10 new shows a year strategy that we've used for 50 years?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Sun April 15, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teens are obsessed with ____________ and it's driving ____________ crazy. Sure, this story is about Fortnite and school teachers, but the headline template has been around since pretty much the dawn of civilization
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out this striped steel beam. Should it be necessary to protect this historic covered bridge?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
If your 4-year-old comes home with three missing teeth from a fight at daycare, it's time to find a new daycare
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens. Grassley and Feinstein will give up some nap time and hold hearings on "protect Mueller" bill next week. Seems there's a teensy weensy itty bitty chance he might need protecting
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Robots predicted to eradicate the seven remaining jobs teenagers hold
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
"Toys R Us was killed by greedy profiteers, not Amazon"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Red Sox - Fourteen, Yankees - Suck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anchors on Fox 5 DC have come under fire after they called an African American Houston teenager who was accepted to 20 different colleges "obnoxious," saying that he was depriving other hard-working students of spots at the schools
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Now teeing off..." you might hear at this year's Zurich Classic of New Orleans as each player approaches the first tee. Then LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" blares over loudspeakers. Maybe one player will select "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis will be this year's Comedy Central Roastee. Now he'll know what a TV dinner feels like
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you want to write beautiful prose, you can download a David Bowie font. If you want to write angsty, garbage, derivative tripe that shows you're an immature teen, then the Kurt Cobain and John Lennon fonts are for you
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Beat his wife: [✓]. Married his 15-year-old stepdaughter after his wife's suicide: [✓]. Convicted felon: [✓]. Lost medical license: [✓]. Conflicts of interest: [✓]. Meet the perfect GOP political appointee, "Doctor Maverick"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen bonus round: the SDNY US Attorney who signed off on the raid was a Trump appointee and former legal partner of Giuliani
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chair of the Sen Committee overseeing the EPA says he has grave concerns about Pruitt's spending and ethical lapses. Just kidding, he's from Wyoming and as long as Pruitt continues his "Strip Mine EVERYTHING" Policy, he has his back
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been fifteen years since the release of "Get Rich or Die Trying," so naturally Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson thinks a nostalgia tour is in order
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that may surprise no one, Trump's numbers thrive in areas that don't have traditional news outlets, minorities, high school diplomas, full sets of teeth, etc
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nagging teenager inadvertently saves family
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ingraham and her seventeen ... twelve ... nine ... four remaining advertisers due back at Fox tomorrow following her "vacation". Let's see if anyone notices
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(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Cattle loose on Oklahoma I-44 after semi overturns. Steer clear
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Kinja)
 
 
 
Teen snacks are less expensive if they choose generic ones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The cinnamon challenge, the Tide Pod challenge, the condom snorting challenge: Photoshop the next stupid/dangerous teen challenge that will cause nationwide panicgasms
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apps keep sending L.A.'s worst drivers up an incredibly steep street. So... all of them?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'I felt like Marty McFly': Dash camera records lightning striking teen's truck. (w/ short video of zapping)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Put away your erector set and watch these four robots finish 3D printing an entire stainless steel bridge
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Where are the ideals and principles that free market conservatives and Republicans have advocated for generations, asks noted liberal snowflake (and former head of the RNC) Michael Steele
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With US elections coming, Democrats are embracing the "sticks and stones may break my bones, but immature, petty-ass nicknames from a lying, cheating, cheeto-faced sack of monkey poop will not hurt me" strateegery
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen." - George Orwell, 1984. Hah, silly writer, don't you know clocks only go to twelve? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'failure of basic research' edition
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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Mon April 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old gubernatorial candidate supports tougher gun laws, less homework
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position
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Sat March 31, 2018
(World News)
 
 
 
Scientists find what may be the remains of a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was located next to one heck of a teething ring
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New FIFA president says the corruption problem in international soccer is slowly improving. Nowadays, only one of every five people nominated to FIFA committees by FAs is ethically dubious, and FIFA rejects them for integrity reasons
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Fri March 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Which is slower to wake up? A hibernating bear, or the average teenager? This webcam can help you decide
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP members of House Intelligence Committee release report saying Jared Kushner lied to Congress. Bonus: without knowing it said that
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This is what life was like 100 years ago compared to now, with teenagers being nonexistent back then
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Uber Eats driver says he shot teen who tried to rob him in IHOP parking lot. Dude, Uber Eats will deliver IHOP? Sweet
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
London based KGB defector Boris Karpichkov claims that he was warned in February 2018 of a Putin approved hit list containing the names of nerve agent victim Sergei Skripal, Christopher Steele, and American expatriate Bill Browder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You think Facebook knows a lot about you? Piffle. Google remembers that search for Teenage Enema Nurses in Bondage you did back in 2008
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Thu March 29, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson is hoping that if he gets the gavel of the House Foreign Relations Committee, people will finally stop referring to him as Rep. Joe "You Lie" Wilson
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Smart teen snaps up @CarnivalCruise SnapChat handle. Carnival posts billboards featuring Shaq around his hometown asking if they can have it and offers him a free cruise
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Wed March 28, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't try to make a U-turn on a road that is only barely wider than your vehicle's wheelbase - especially if one edge of the road is perched on a steep cliff
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Teens attempt to steal pizza delivery car, can't operate stick shift
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Chris Steele also sent a secret memo to the FBI alleging that the founder of RT didn't die "accidentally" as Washington D.C. police concluded, but was actually killed in an organized hit by Putin
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Sun March 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hey, let's hurt 300,000 soy farmers to help 150,000 steelworkers because of a trade war. BRILLIANT
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"Fifteen years of collecting rhino semen is finally paying off"
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Australian volunteers save 5 of over 150 stranded whales. Because it's Down Under, a shark warning has been issued, and officials are now worrying about the impending invasion of spiders, snakes, crocodiles, toxic flora, and bloodthirsty koalas
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who do you have between Clemson or Kansas? Will Villanova stop West Virginia? Will Duke suck against Syracuse? Will Texas Tech have their way with Purdue? The Sweet Sixteen round of the NCAA Tournament continues at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intel Committee Republicans: Hold a hearing and call Mark Zuckerberg? *loosen collars, mop away flop sweat* Why would we do that? *voices shoot up several octaves* what could we possibly have to talk to HIM about?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having had his original bracket busted, Charles Barkley gets a do-over for the sweet sixteen; goes one for four. Man, that's turrible
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
"The Assassination of Versace" shows us the steep price of homophobia. And that's not even counting movie ticket prices
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Teen girl machete-wielding carjacking team make bid for "Most Florida Story of the Week". With Xanax-addled mugshot
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump appointee as Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Commerce Department previously worked for Cambridge Analytica, because of course she did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will continue to be Cinderella between Loyola-Chicago and Nevada? Aggies or Wolverines? Who will win the Cat Fight between Kansas State and Kentucky? Noles or Zags? It is your NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen thread, tip-off at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Gonzaga back in the sweet sixteen, with Coach Few's best team yet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If it's bad to start a land war in Asia, it's worse to start a steel war with China
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Neighbor accused of using reflective mirror array to direct sunlight to damage couple's retinas, teeth
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The federal Teen Pregnancy Program will be a little different now, what as the old one was reducing the number of teen pregnancies
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The incumbent pro-life Democrat Rep. Dan Lipinski narrowly wins his primary against a much farther left challenger in a race the Dem is guaranteed to win because they will be running against an actual Nazi
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
New startup aims to have working fusion reactor in fifteen years. For real this time. Promise. Come on, you guys, stop laughing, this is serious
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
A Federal Jobs Guarantee is widely popular, so you would think it's a perfect issue for the Democrats to run, which is why almost all of them are avoiding talking about it
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now for the low low price of $10 to $20 you can have some of Guy Fieri's goatee or bleached-blonde head hairs named after yourself or a special someone. No word on paying just a little extra will get one of the short and curly ones named
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Volunteer women licked by Beavers
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee: Collusion? What collusion? We didn't investigate collusion. Your face is a collusion
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Deciding to model itself on the House Intelligence committee, the UK Parliament's Brexit committee publishes competing reports, ranging from "Stop this madness" to "Tally Ho". Do you think they microwave grapefruit in the UK, or just boil them?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McEntee, who was fired, then was hired, may be re-hired, even though he appears to be a walking talking security risk
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Cut)
 
 
 
The Parkland students represent a generation that has grown up reading about and viewing teenagers challenging and overthrowing unjust governments. And you thought Hunger Games was just entertainment?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trumps appointees to Wildlife Protection Board are made up of pretty much exactly who you think they would be
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
It feels almost surreal to type this, but Buzzfeed just executed a brilliant legal maneuver that frees Stormy Daniels to talk by subpoenaing her in connection with the libel suit Cohen filed against the news site for publishing the Steele Dossier
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chairman of the GOP Senate Campaign Committee: Blue wave? Pah. It will never reach the SENATE, in fact I think we'll PICK UP five seats this fall, because voters are just SO grateful for those tax cuts we gave them. Narrator seen clearing his throat
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(Some Sciency Guy)
 
 
 
Scientific peer review is less reliable than a Ford steering wheel
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Wed March 14, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Ford recalls nearly 1.4M cars over minor 'steering wheel occasionally comes off' issue
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Contestant complains about unwanted sexual advance on American Idol. Difficulty: Teenage boy upset over being kissed by Katy Perry
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(Time)
 
 
 
March 14, 3/14, 3.14, means it's National Pi Day. Here are the eighteen best deals you can get on pizza pie and dessert pie because it's Pi Day it's Pi Day, gonna get down on Pi Day partyin' partyin' yeah
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the team farthest away from the bubble? That'd be the Steels of the Culinary Institute of America. Duke, meanwhile, is an insipid gray brothlike liquid soaking into the equally uninspired rolls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins to become a Viking. $84 million guaranteed. Future QB free-agents seen rejoicing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The WWF warns half of all Amazon plants and animals are on the verge of extinction. The cost of Prime Shipping is steep (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House democrats on the Intel Committee to release minority report detailing "evidence of collusion," presumably gathered by the DC PreCrime division
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's puzzle: Ralph Teetor patented cruise control in 1950 and lived until 1982, but he never saw his invention put to use. Why not?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brexiteers accuse Remainers of trying to destroy the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Republican member of House Intel Committee says it has 'lost all credibility' before collapsing and foaming at the mouth
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cadillac CEO says no one will buy our sedans because of: A) build quality, B) price, ir C) teens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee is satisfied that there are no more grapefruits left to fark
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC parking garage worker accidentally runs over $85,000 violin, tells sobbing little girl he'll get her the world's teeniest one to replace it
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
On your next visit, don't be surprised if your dentist shows up to check your teeth wearing a full hazmat breathing mask
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Hockey Hall of Fame names a new member of the selection committee. Shut up Pierre?
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Fri March 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find people stop growing new neurons in their early teens, start destroying them after discovering the Politics tab
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Trump has drained the swamp so well that only 187 former lobbyists are working in his administration. Bonus: Searchable database of political appointees
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week alone, Trump has saved the American steel and aluminum industries, tamed North Korea, and just now added over 300,000 new jobs to the economy. Can we just go ahead and say Greatest President Ever?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like today's college students aren't quite as self-reliant as college students of the past. Your college student called you to complain about this headline's harmful impact on his self esteem
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Thu March 08, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Horse-riding Arizona teen who was refused service at Starbucks drive-thru gets to ride again to make her coffee dreams come true
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Men chase down teen car thieves, force them into a trunk at gunpoint and then drive them to Cleveland. The monsters
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Like a teenager whose mom just checked his browser history, Fox News is desperate to avoid talking about a porn star
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Being the strong, decisive leader that he is Trump appears to be backing off from signing the steel tariff into law
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Tue March 06, 2018
(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
Mattel releases "Hidden Figures" Katherine Johnson doll, which proceeds to teach Teen Talk Barbie aerodynamic physics
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Newest right-wing conspiracy theory: Nellie Ohr from Fusion GPS, the firm behind the Steele dossier, got her ham radio license in order to avoid being monitored by the NSA
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Steel tariff could cost Ford and GM $1 billion each. Trump says it will prevent Shaq from making a sequel
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Trump Organization ordered special golf course tee markers with the presidential seal, because of course they did
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Burger-flipping robot to put thousands of teenagers out of work, but is very unlikely to spit on your food
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"It was as if all criminal roads led to Trump Tower," Steele told friends
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump gives former Pennsylvania steel workers hope with his steel tariffs. In related news, area man passionately believes steel industry is returning to Pennsylvania
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
If you volunteered your computers's unused computing power to Einstein@Home then congratulations you helped discover the first radio-quiet gamma-ray millisecond pulsar ever found
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
Dear White Teen Gun-Control Activists: Could You Ask For a Few Things For Black America?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police seek 'volunteer drinkers' to get drunk. For entirely legitimate reasons of course
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Hawley-Smoot just slapped a 25% tariff on steel imports and a 10% one on aluminum
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee leaders accuse the House GOP of leaking senator's texts to Russia connected lawyer in attempt to discredit investigation, they also talked to Speaker Ryan about Devin Nunes and his overt partisanship
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Kairi Sane make Shayna Baszler walk the plank? WILL Velveteen Dream go for a ride on "Moustache Mountain"? WHAT will NXT be like without Johnny Wrestling? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize awarding committee calls the police after someone nominates President Trump for his "ideology of peace by force." Sadly, this isn't complete bullshiat
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hope Hicks is the latest White House staffer called before the House Intelligence Committee to invoke Omerta
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steelers safety Sean Davis sued for cyber bullying, eating at Chick-fil-A
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump essentially fires Melania's BFF after discovering, via a NY Times article, that due to some sort of inexplicable screw-up, somebody on his inaugural committee actually PAID her invoices for work she did for the event
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don't worry, gang, the Oath Keepers have volunteered to be armed guards at our nation's schools
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist are looking for volunteers for Black Mirror experiment. No previous pig farking experience required (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods shoots even par in Honda Classic this last weekend; experts everywhere-"He's baaaaack"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study shows 48% of Americans support a guaranteed basic income for workers displaced by automation. 52% believe they are secretly John Galt working overtime at the warehouse to make rent
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(Today)
 
 
 
New guidelines recommend that all teenagers be screened for being teenagers
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Do you listen to anything Ivy League "scientist" Brian Wansink has to say about healthy eating? Emails reveal his work is "p-hacking on steroids." In one case 400 analyses on the same data set almost guaranteeing something will be "significant"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump in 2016: Force the oil pipeline contractors to use American steel. President Trump on subject in 2018: *crickets*
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Sure, the DeLorean was a very cool looking car. But it turns out it was pretty interesting underneath the stainless steel exterior as well, even without a flux capacitor
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Fourteen facts that will restore your faith in humanity
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Reductress)
 
 
 
'Teens are too young to make rational decisions,' says man who supported Roy Moore
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teen shot in Florida school shooting gets call from Donnie. She says, "I've never been so unimpressed by a person in my entire life". She's probably just one of those tragedy actors who takes several bullets just to make Trump look bad
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
73 implications of a driverless future. I absolutely love number 38, and you will too. Guaranteed. Suck it, cops and lawyers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager gets six months for trying to smuggle tiger cub across U.S.-Mexico border. With some of the cutest pics of an ugly-ass tiger cub you will see all day
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Sex and drugs and self-control: how the teen brain navigates risk (with completely self-explanatory photo)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There Is No Dana Only Zuul and Senator Bag-O-Pudding get completely owned by teenagers on national tv
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Wed February 21, 2018
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
2004 presidential screamer Howard Dean: House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes "belongs in JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL" because he doesn't put the country first like former President Obama did
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Legislature votes to protect teens from weapons of mass erection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It doesn't get any lower than Donald Trump Jr. claiming Parkland teens were FBI plants. Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Sousa: "Hold my beer"
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Tue February 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia upgrades 'maybe a few Russian volunteers were killed' to 'maybe a few dozen,' at a rate set to reach 'Okay, we admit it, 200 Spetsnaz special ops soldiers got themselves asploded' somewhere in 2024
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Partisan "poison", the kind you can only get from a freshly f*cked microwaved grapefruit, is threatening to take the House Intel Committee's eyes off the national security ball
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seventeen dead after a garbage mound collapsed in Mozambique
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