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Mon July 23, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Russia bombed them and then demanded to interrogate them. America refused to help them. So Canada and some others snuck them out of Syria and gave them and their families homes. Tag is for the White Helmets urban SAR team, safe at last
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Bad: Team with worst attendance in league to host championship game. Worse: Team with 2 regular season wins to play them in championship game. Fark: Both teams owned by same owner. UltraFark: The Arena Football League is still alive
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Sat July 21, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: the definitive list of the funniest team names in minor league baseball. Come for the Hartford Yard Goats, stay for the New Orleans Baby Cakes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin proposes removing sanctions on Rusal, the Russian aluminum producer owned by Manafort's oligarch buddy Oleg Deripaska. Mnope, mnothing mnefarious at all, mnow move along mnosy mnews mnerds
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Fri July 20, 2018
(Ring of Honor Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Flip Gordon shock the world? Can the Young Bucks add more tag team gold to their collection? What the hell is a "Chucky T"? LIVE from Nashville, Ring of Honor presents "Honor For All" @ 8:30 PM ET, exclusively on HonorClub
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC steam pipe explosion scattered asbestos over about 50 buildings. "I hate to say it, if someone was wearing expensive clothing at the time ... If it has fibers in it, you're not going to see that clothing again," the mayor said
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Thu July 19, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing like a steam pipe explosion to start your day in Manhattan
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is about to move on to the "give his political enemies over to our national enemies" phase of his traitorous dictatorship
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery regarding a 2,000-year-old scroll has finally been solved by researchers: it's all about sex. Bonus: It was actually several sheets stuck together
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Batman and He-Man are teaming up. This is not a drill
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How a car drove across the seafloor of Darwin Harbor 35 years ago. Place name didn't check out this time
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Fitz: If I play beyond 2018, it will be for a Super Bowl contender
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Arizona Cardinals)
 
 
 
Cardinals GM to miss the bulk of training camp, fined $200k. Don't drink and drive, kids
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(Some Panther)
 
 
 
New owner of Carolina Panthers keeping promise by A: Signing top free-agent talent? B: Hiring strong front office staff? or C: Making sure employee has business cards? (with video)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU coach Ed Orgeron regrets going to Canada
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
HELP WANTED: Mattress firm looking to hire a 'snoozetern.' Applicants must be 18 or older and "proficient in napping, regardless of time of day"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to mostly TV deals, the NFL seems to be doing well financially
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Having successfully fielded a competitive team, Detroit Lions management now toying with idea of a retractable roof. Wait, what?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the B-Team keep the magic going? IS KO still dead? DOES Brock Lesnar and the Universal Title even exist? All this and probably buffaloes with beach balls on Monday Night Raw (8pm, USA)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shortly after the Trump-Putin press conference wrapped; the fine folks at Dictionary.com felt the need to tweet out what the definitions of the words "Patriot" and "Traitor" are
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the break, five of six division leaders look about like we expected. For Washington fans, their season highlight might be Bryce Harper in the Home Run Derby. Also, LAD are your new #5 team, the Spinal Tap drummer of Power Rankings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We can no longer rely on the US after Trump called the EU a foe," says Germany's foreign minister
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's at least one GOP congressman who is not in cahoots with Trump and the Russians
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is careful not to have any records or witnesses for his meeting with Putin. Thank goodness there's no suspicion that he's a Russian asset. Otherwise this might look suspicious
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How can the MLB All Star game be more interesting? Purloin from the NHL All Star game. Make the MLB All-Star Game a tripleheader, three innings each, featuring four different All-Star teams
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Sun July 15, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Team Hell No explode? Will Rusev win on Rusev Day? Is Dolph's cardio up there with Seth's? Will both Japanese wrestlers lose title matches on the same day for the third time this year? Extreme Rules new early start (7pm EDT) WWE Network
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thai cave rescuer calmly and politely explains why Elon Musk's rescue idea wouldn't have worked. Okay, "politely" may be stretching it a bit
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The St Louis Cardinals, who change managers only slightly less frequently than the Steelers change head coaches, have fired Mike Matheny
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The Appalachian Trail is 2,190 miles from Georgia to Maine. Ultramarathoner Karl Meltzer, with the help of a support team, sped through the hike in an astounding 45 days, 22 hours and 38 minutes
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The most important soccer game ever played
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(Vox)
 
 
 
House freedom Caucus defends Jim Jordan (Really screwed) by saying 1) He had no responsibility because the team physician was molesting adults 2) Jim Jordan was incapable of speaking up because he was just a 22 year old kid
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
New Japan and Ring of Honor double-team Madison Square Garden to break WWE's 58-year-old stranglehold on the arena on April 6. Get familiar with some of their stars with a replay of the G1 Special in San Francisco, airing @ 8pm ET on AXS TV
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC, I mean RFK, I mean Audi Stadium, finally gets some improvement after 57 years
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ready for more bad music? Kanye West teaming up with Chance the Rapper
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Croatia's soccer team isn't going to be the only one scoring
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball team to hold "Millennial Night" with participation ribbons & avocado toast. No word if they plan a "Boomer Night" where they burn down the ballpark and blame the Millennials
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The two ranchers who were convicted of arson, and whose plight inspired the Branch Dildonians, flew home on a private jet owned by a Mike Pence ally after being pardoned by Trump
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
So, Mick Jagger is being blamed for England's loss in the soccer thingy because he's cursed the team
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 28 of the World Cup has the other semi-final. The Three Lions Of England take on the Blazers of Croatia. Which team sporting the red and white will advance? Kickoff is at 2 pm EDT
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As heroes go, one of the boys played a vital role in the Thai soccer team cave rescue
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN trying to get MLB trade season going by suggesting one player for each team to put on the block, from the blindingly obvious to the curiously obscure
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nakamura gets another meaningless non-title win over AJ. Ellsworth looks to continue his undefeated streak against Asuka. Will Tye last 10 seconds against Joe? Will Team No explode? Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Research study finds smoking heroin doesn't make it any safer. No word on vaping though
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(Oregon Live)
 
Boobies
 
Portland doesn't have a baseball team, but it does have its own set of trading cards featuring strippers
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering what the most viral Tweets regarding the World Cup have been, then today is your lucky day
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Mon July 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, his brother Mike was not available to be the new Foreign Secretary
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Power Rankings / All Star rosters thread? Wither Snell? How bout them A's?
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
There are many ways to express your displeasure at a bad call. Your whole team beating up the refs should not be one of them
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Exciting news for Cavs fans: Kevin Love will stay and become unquestioned leader and superstar of 2018-19 team. Even more exciting news for Cavs fans: Until February, when he gets traded at midseason deadline
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Homosapien on stage with Gorillaz ends badly for Homosapien
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
40 games below .500, Baltimore Orioles begin fielding offers from 7 different MLB teams for Manny Machado. Based on last year's Darvish and JDM trade returns, O's demand nothing less than your best grade-C prospects and hot cocoa sampler boxes
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Power popped up and has the pole after creaming the competition along side his teammate Josef Newgarden. It is the corniest race of year. This is your Indycar Iowa Corn 300 at 2pm ET on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's have a MLB thread, shall we? Top games include A's-Indians, the battle of Pennsylvania with the Phillies-Pirates, and the Battle of Los Angeles with the Dodgers-Angels. The games begin at 1:07 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
English football "fans" celebrate their team's once in a lifetime quarterfinal win against Sweden by trashing an IKEA store. Wånkers
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Darwin may be impressed that you attempt to swallow a bag of evidence. Even more impressed that it is a bag of cocaine. But Darwin will not be deterred if you resist the police when they try to remove it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBA Store prematurely ejaculates LeBron Lakers jerseys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue operations begin for trapped Thai soccer team
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
We're one step closer to getting that HIV vaccine approved
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Team Deplorable Community Action Center, meant to sell Trump merchandise and be a safe space for Trump supporters, closes after two days of negative press and zero cash flow. How deplorable
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is not the first tragedy for the coach of the boys soccer team trapped in a cave. He cheated death as a 10-year-old when a killer disease claimed his entire family
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Team of scientists witness tiny monkeys using tools half their body weight as hammers to smash open shellfish, nuts and other foods. Big black monolith reportedly seen nearby
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Alexa, is football coming home?" 'It's coming home' memes flood the internet
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
After 2 days off, Day 23 picks up with Uruguay vs France at 10 a.m. EDT, followed by the most interstesting match of the Quarter Finals, Brazil vs Belgium, at 2 pm. Which 2 teams are moving on? Will penalties decide? This is your World Cup Thread
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Some Knight)
 
 
 
Red Sox sign Kyle Wren, son of Sox VP who will ultimately be rewarded with impalement by light saber
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jinkies, it's a mystery how Scooby Doo appeared in my beer mug
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One advantage of staying home to do your homework is that you're not stuck in a flooding cave
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Month Python's Terry Gilliam: 'I tell the world now I'm a black lesbian'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thai soccer team caught in cave to get fiber-optic internet. Subby would be happy to get DSL
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rescuers of the Thai children's soccer team stuck in a cave accidentally pump water back into it
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Really want that Rolex watch, Tom Ford 3-piece, and Gucci shoes? Blame hormones
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Welcome to Hell: 16 innings of Rays vs. Marlins
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Tue July 03, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL: Yes, Reuben Foster, we know your ex made up the domestic violence charges against you, but we'll suspend you anyway, 'cuz of *rolls dice* a gun and some weed
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Teams are unfairly stacking ridiculously large contracts. The new hotness: Teams are unfairly stacking ridiculously small contracts
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
You're going to be out of town and still want to watch your favorite team play? Just call up the cable company of the restaurant you're going to be at, say you're the manager and order another sports package
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1982 should have been Kuwait's finest hour in the world cup- unfortunately, it didn't turn out that way. An incredibly awesome story of how one of the plans of one of the best teams' in history went woefully awry
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
People ask why I want to live in Japan: After heartbreaking 3-2 loss to Belgium, Japanese fans don't riot, they stay to clean up the stadium
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 20: Sweden and Switzerland face off in the battle of Neutrals at 10 am EDT. Then the Round Of 16 finishes with Colombia taking on England at 2 pm. Which teams will move on? This is your World Cup Discussion Thread
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
The good news is that the Thai soccer team that was stranded in a cave after 10 days has been found alive after having survived on rain water. The bad news is that they may be stuck there for months
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The physics community takes a look at Bitcoin. Verdict is "we told you but you wouldn't listen"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
29 NBA teams to change their name to the Washington Generals in 2019
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Neymar once again suffers a life-threatening injury and is cured after a minute by rolling around on the ground and crying
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had the Cubs, Dodgers and Nationals in 2nd, 2nd and (ulp) 3rd place as we entered July, either you know nothing about baseball or you know more than anyone could possibly realize. It's your mid-season Power Rankings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Psssst...wanna buy some jean shorts for $385? guaranteed to make your friends flip
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Patriots are 6-1 favorites to win the Super Bowl and Eagles are 10-1? Reasonable. News: Packers are 14-1 and Saints 18-1? Little pessimistic maybe. WTFark: Chargers are 16-1 favorites (bonus, their starting tight end is out for the year)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump state media: F*ck that Cohen guy. Trump is gonna steamroll him
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 19: Brazil and Mexico must figure out who dances better at 10 am EDT. Belgium soccer must figure out the shine of Japan at 2 pm. Which teams will be reeling in the tears? This is your World Cup thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will Congress pass FART?
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Sun July 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Dad, can we go to Six flags?" Sure kid, just jump in the laundry bin
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(CBS Sports)
 
NewsFlash
 
LeBron James to lose to the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals instead of the NBA Finals
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The search continues for the cavemen soccer team, but there is hope
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers' Ball has torn meniscus. Who knew that balls had meniscuses
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Hate mail responses to a 'Why your NFL team is a dumpster fire' article. Also: Vikings fans are whiny biatches
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lakers' delusion continues
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Sat June 30, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
P.F. Chang's is on sale, preferably to someone who wants to make good Chinese food for once
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT editor and amateur Spanish grammar stickler explains how she got the Mexican national team to finally put accents on player jerseys, discusses controversies of Spanish grammar, notably the roiling "solo" vs "sólo" debate. Claro que sí
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rumble Pony Tim Tebow chosen for the All-Star team. Really. Stop laughing. He did it. Don't be jelly
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The LA Lakers' brilliant plan to create a LeBron-led superteam depends upon the Spurs getting Lonzo Ball foisted upon them as part of package for Kawhi Leonard. San Antonio (dons sunglasses) won't play ball
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So with Gen Kelly eyeing the exits, who is Trump thinking about as a replacement for what is arguably the second most powerful job in the United States? Why his former "pants-steamer", 28-year old former model Hope Hicks
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers detect Yang monopole yin ultra-cold quantum gas
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Decision 3: Oh Hell No
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former NFL star Jerry Rice says he could still play in the NFL at age 55. At least as long as the team he is on plays Cleveland every week
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(GOG)
 
 
 
As predictable as a Halfling Blood Bowl team eating all the food it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Drakkhen making its debut at GOG. What have you been playing Side note: What games do you own that you haven't played, but plan to soon?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nice, Beavers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bosio swears on his parents graves that he was describing a white guy as a monkey, can't believe he's been fired
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yellow cards matter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Investigators have uncovered the identity of DB Cooper again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As far as humans are concerned, Mars has two stories. But the other one is not as good as Ray Bradbury's
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Dallas newspaper predicts "dumpster fire season" for Cowboys Wait, scratch that, it was a Philadelphia newspaper...okay that makes more sense
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Wed June 27, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Lebron's opt-out option reaction thins traction for opt-in action faction
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The best pitching performances for each MLB team since 1908. How many can you guess without looking at the list?
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Body found inside freezer at SunTrust Park in Atlanta, hours before Tuesday night's game vs. Cincinnati. Team officials expect Greg Maddux will be thawed out in time for Wednesday's series-ender
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(Emory University)
 
 
 
A new study that no one in the sports tab will question in any way has found that the Dallas Cowboys have the best fans
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson plans to retire in two years
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
To the delight of Dallas Cowboys fans everywhere, Tony Romo predicts 'the team to beat' in 2018
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(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
Huge crash takes out every car in road race
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller: Damn the derpedos. Full steam ahead. We'll be in Washington by Labor Day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Sweden and Denmark play each other in FIFA WC, letters used for the teams are SWE vs DEN (together, "Sweden") and remaining letters not used are DEN and MARK (together, "Denmark")
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the perennial losers in sports, where if you are a fan of any of these teams Subby salutes you
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Gotta admit, calliope player aboard a New Orleans steamboat sounds like a pretty cool job
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Team Argentina's stay in Russia is Messi AF. And messy
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Matt Forte asks Bears for job. Seriously. He could be a running back, coach, anything. Stop laughing
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
World Cup group tiebreakers are as convoluted as NFL tiebreakers, and difference between England and Belgium could come down to yellow cards. The cleaner team would be in Brazil/Germany bracket, while the dirtier team would go to Mexico/Switzerland
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Mon June 25, 2018
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Baseball team serves hot dogs with a cotton candy bun and topped with nerds (pic)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter how you slice it, some people are getting cheesed off and saucy that a Staten Island minor league team wants to change their nickname to Pizza Rats
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Break out your "I know a guy" memes. Pawn Stars star goes to the great appraiser in the sky. No not that one, the old one
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
The rules for round 3 are simple: 1) all teams in the same group play at the same time; 2) Matches begin at 10 am and 2 pm ET. Group A & B on Day 12 (RUSvURU, KSAvEGY, ESPvMAR, PORvIRN). This is your World Cup Thread
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Sun June 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With a call-up to the Oakland A's, pitcher Edwin Jackson is now playing on a record-tying 13th MLB team. Mike Morgan nods in approval
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Imagine what damage Donnie could do if he weren't a giant moron, a huge dunderhead, a massive bonehead
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes locks out the front row with a engine upgrade and Hamilton with the pole. A new circuit means teams are still learning and wet weather is possible. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of France discussion thread at 10am ET on ESPN2
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Sex therapist wife of Portugal goalkeeper gives a hands-on solution to winning the World Cup
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If a machine can teach itself to solve a Rubik's cube, what other things could it do?
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jesus uses big stick to beat Cardinals
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Round 1 is complete so now the rest of the Draft will continue and conclude on Saturday with Rounds 2-7. Will your team have a good Draft? Who will be a big steal? The 2018 NHL Draft continues at 11am ET on NBCSN
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's unfair the Dodgers can just buy all the best players like Ross Stripling and Joc Pederson. A poor team like the A's would never be able to get a superstar like Max Muncy
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Fri June 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Uh, you know you pretty much told the world who you were going to pick, right?"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NBA Draft has been completed, now let's move to the NHL Draft. Will defenseman Rasmus Dahlin go number one to the Buffalo Sabres? Or will they surprise us with another pick? Who will your team pick? Round 1 is at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Clostridium perfringens is a bacterium that is essential for the development of a) gangrenous wounds, b) traditional Appalachian bread, c) both
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Iceland soccer team 'allowed to have sex' during World Cup.... as long as it's with their wives, manager tells them
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Joe Arpaio (R) claims he lost his 2016 re-election bid because of "improper influence" from the Obama administration. Thanks Obama
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Every NFL team's fatal flaw heading into 2018. Your favorite team's QB and kicker both suck
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mikal Bridges was drafted by the Philadelphia 76ers, a team his mother works for. Then he was traded
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Thu June 21, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
"... the weirdest thing is the groundhog running into us. There are 20 cars out there, a groundhog on their own, and we are going to hit it And on the nose, not on the wing" -- Formula One team boss on his team's lousy luck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic phires phrankphurter into phemale phan's phace. Phark is not your personal erotica site
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering, the answer is yes; Burger King has apologized for saying it would give any Russian woman a lifetime supply of Whoppers if she were to get pregnant by a player in the World Cup
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh hell no. Penn State Football program visits children's hospital
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Host of The Apprentice says something racist on Twitter. No, not that one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos' stadium gets a new, temporary name. Welcome to "Elway Can't Draft a Decent QB Field at Mile High Stadium"
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these steampunk vampires
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In other news, Baker Mayfield is already looking like a bust
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New comic series will show what happened to Will in the Upside Down, solving that Stranger Things mystery
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Researchers uncover how alcohol is good for your heart. Well, of course, the chemical basis for alcohol use in moderat- YOU DO YOUR STUDY, I'LL DO MINE
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hunter Strickland of the San Francisco Giants is the latest ballplayer to join the illustrious list of athletes who have put themselves on the DL by punching a wall. Bonus points: He broke his pitching hand
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
When the labs want to learn how some coked eels discern, [snorts] THAT'S A MORAY
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your team scored a last minute goal to beat Tunisia in the World Cup, so you might want to try and stay alive for the next match (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Terrible player hairstyles of the World Cup
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How could things get worse at the World Cup for the Saudi Arabian team after getting hosed 5-0 by Russia? If you had "in-flight engine fire" on your card, please step forward and claim your prize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes Mexico defeated Germany, and did it while the flu bug ravaged the team
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Extreme Venus Weather may cause the length of its day to change, is also the name of my porn-jazz-themed Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trotz trots after Capitals capitalize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hug your children and say your prayers; this might be the end. The Mariners are a top five team
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB Trade deadline: Are the (20w-50l) Orioles going to be buyers or sellers?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
In another step towards world domination, Google can now tell you when you'll die
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Today's game: Run onto the field during a CFL game. The prize: Getting absolutely wrecked by one of the players
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The US Mens National Soccer Team can't figure out why Landon Donovan isn't supporting the US in the World Cup
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Still no word on why Michael Cohen's legal team quit/were fired this weekend, but he's been looking to hire new people with special sets of skills. Skills...in plea deals
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After an 0-40 season, this may well be the worst professional sports team in US history. No, it's not the Browns
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After an 0-40 season, this may well be the worst professional sports team in US history. No, it's not the Browns
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska's first baseball team was named 'Knock Down and Skin 'Em' as a nod to local seal hunters
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Polygon)
 
 
 
"Cyberpunk 2077" will include full nudity for a very important reason ... because hey, nudity
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(Rising Apple)
 
 
 
Mets starters have MLB's best earned run average since May 20 at 2.60 - so of course they're 8-17 in that stretch
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and today's airline to get bad press is...(spins wheel)...American Airlines
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists use eye tracking and fMRI to confirm that we don't even fully perceive security warnings before clicking past them. Same goes for Fark links with headlines about celebrities in various states of undress
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(BBC)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: The four teams that will make the World Cup semis are Belgium, Argentina, Nigeria and Uruguay. That's according to Mystic Marcus, the micropig
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders coach Jon Gruden blames the CBA for why quarterback Christian Hackenburg is struggling
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A sad history of the Washington R(ed acted)'s fake season ticket holder waiting list
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what would it be like if all 30 NBA teams created a billboard to lure LeBron James to come play for their team?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less spooky than checking your bank balance after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Layers of Fear (free). Also X-COM Enemy Unknown Complete hits GOG at 80% off. What have you been playing? Side note, funny gaming stories?
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Thu June 14, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Nike won't supply shoes to the Iranian World Cup team because they're terrified of an angry tweet from you know who
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Russia's psychic cat, Achilles. He predicts the Russian soccer team will win their first game in the World Cup
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
MAGA includes suppressing blue collar wages
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike the Philadelphia Eagles, most of the Washington Capitals players would go to the White House if they are invited
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rumor around D.C. is that Cohen flipped on Trump. Side note: Cohen also fired his legal team today, so there's that
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Superteam being assembled to bring down the Warriors. Cyrus said to be pleased
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell them the odds
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper leaves game after being poorly treated by his future employer
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Osaka scientists suggest comedy is the best medicine against cancer, preferably if not exclusively taken in game show format with lots of shouty celebrities and gratuitous toilet humor
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What is the worst soccer team we could build from American pro athletes?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
St. Louis jury insists that the Rams must pay yet another player who won't contribute
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roseanne really feels bad about her behavior and that it's cost jobs and money for her costars. She may even forgo her part in future profits. Damn, she is definitely not a Republican. Ever meet a Republican who feels bad about anything, ever?
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(NFL)
 
Video
 
If LeBron were a free agent, which team would he sign with? Well, Houston and LA seem to be the top choices, so I'd have to guess the Texans or Chargers. Wait, what?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors hire new coach. Helloooooo Nurse
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg, the official spokesman for the New England Patriots, says the next Quarterback for the team will be Baker Mayfield. Cleveland Browns management shrugs, continuing hiring and firing
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Having trouble picking a team to cheer for during the World Cup? Sportsnet is here with a handy flow chart to help you pick a side
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only will the upcoming World Cup feature video replay, they will also allow handheld devices for tactics
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One in an increasingly terrifying fact-based reality, the other forever in a sing-along montage of "America. F*ck yeah," from Team America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This rebooted Hummer H1 aims for perfection and it could also help if there is a zombie apocalypse
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Professional paintball team allows community to join. Fark: There are professional paintball teams?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man sues PornHub for using a picture of him flashing his bankroll. King Douchenozzle Von Crunk unavailable for comment
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for 6-6 college football teams and sports gamblers
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be June and the season is officially over but it is never too early to have the 2018-2019 NHL Power Rankings now, is it?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So just why has the US men's soccer team been on the decline?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How bad is the English cricket team these days? Well, they just lost to Scotland
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Sun June 10, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Bad Place
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Sat June 09, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
8-year old boy becomes youngest person to climb 450 ft high Old Man of Hoy sea stack, raises money for cancer charity and makes his terminally ill mum proud. His brass balls will be enormous when they eventually drop
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Fri June 08, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
Boobies
 
Caps win Stanley C-cups (NSFW)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And the Angels season is over
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump will ask kneeling athletes for suggestions about who should receive pardons. Sadly, a pardon would be too late for a lot of the nominees that the athletes are kneeling for
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ahead of a potentially season-ending game four tonight, LeBron James laments having to go up against a super team of players
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes preemptive strike, says he won't invite whichever NBA team wins finals to White House
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Going to be late to work because of the Capitals win last night? The DC deputy mayor has you covered
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Oakland A's announce new promotion to get more Farkers out to the ballpark
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Go ahead. Tell the cook on the left that he burned your toast
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Thu June 07, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"As part of Colin Kaepernick's collusion complaint against the NFL, Kaepernick's legal team will seek federal subpoenas to speak with Trump, Pence and other officials"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio
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Wed June 06, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
He hitchhiked to town and spent his first night sleeping on a park bench. He tried out the next day and was on his way to 10-time all star career and HOF shoo-in. RIP Red Schoendienst at 95 years young
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tired of shovelware and offensive titles polluting its store, Steam plans to crack down on quality control amongst the titles it sells. Just kidding, they're doing the exact opposite
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(Inverse)
 
Weeners
 
Well guys I have good news and bad news; the good news is most of you will not be responsible for the extinction of our species and trust me, you don't want the bad news
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
They didn't find my JNCOs. I am inconsolable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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Tue June 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Headline Translation: 131 year-old Rawlings sporting goods company to be squeezed for every last dime before being declared bankrupt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The old normal: A complete photo history of sportsball champions visiting the White House
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
DC so confident of the upcoming success of 'Teem Titans Go To The Movies', they're resorting to outright bribery to get butts in seats
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man, when Napolitano is calling your legal team sophomoric amateurs, on Fox News no less, you may just have hired the best people, Mr. President
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Islanders fire GM Snow claims Informer
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump's "I Didn't Want To Meet The Eagles Anyway" rally goes about as well as can be expected
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(MSN)
 
 
 
New device can bring creatures up from the deep ocean. And then the murders began
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(Some Mayor)
 
 
 
Philly mayor's official statement on Trump cancelling Eagles visit does not mince words at all
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
AI trained on Reddit becomes a psychopath. AI trained on Fark becomes an alcoholic
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Is anyone willing to Walk With Elias during Monday Night Rollins? Can Nia Jax bully Ronda Rousey by proxy by bullying Natalya? Will there be baked beans and Botato chips available at the tag team battle royale? WWE Raw live tonight at 8pm ET on USA
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Sun June 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing Game 1 of the NBA Finals, will the Cavaliers rebound against the Warriors? Or will the Warriors stand tall again and win Game 2? Will LeBron James wear shorts with his suit again? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on ABC
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Rain is a possibility which can bring out the clownshoes. Can Dixon repeat from yesterday? Who will Kimball punt today? Say good bye/good riddance to ABCs subpar coverage. This is your Indycar Dual in Detroit race 2 discussion at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 1970 Ferrari 512S Modulo concept hits the road for the first time, and from the looks of it maybe it is a good thing it did not come out back then
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
You're not a true hero unless you do a flying headbutt to save a woman (warning: disturbing video)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite robot, a giant hamburger piloted by people dressed as condiments, fights a giant spatula with a face on Battlebots tonight. Truly it is a great time to be alive. LGT: the fight card
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Boot Scooters? Sod Poodles? It appears the entries in Amarillo baseball's "Name The Team" contest are from urbandictionary.com
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Longest serving soccer coach leaves his team after serving for 36 Leeds United managers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
2 of Lebron's teammates may not be a factor in Game 2 of the Finals. So, kind of like the rest of his teammates in every game
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this date in 1980, fake news was born
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
These photos from last night's first game of the NBA finals shows how it feels to be the only good player on a team
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Youth football team rescues injured couple from overturned car
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt wants everyone to cut Star Lord some slack for his huge blunder in Avengers: Infinity War (SPOILERS)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More limitless than the Steam Workshop, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Dark Mod an open source Thief-esque game. What have you been playing? Stellaris: Distant Stars? Battletech? Side note: how about some after-action reports?
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Thu May 31, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chrysler may join Studebaker, Hudson, and Cord as soon as this Friday. And no, that's not a team of lawyers hoping to stop it
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Every teammate Lebron James has ever carried to the NBA Finals, ranked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Matt LeBlanc will no longer be on Top
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kelly "he'll be dead soon anyway" Sadler's inability to understand how to use the BCC function on her email has revealed that the Trump team is email blasting their talking points on Iran to a bewildering array of former Obama officials and liberals
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg and Ronda Rousey team up to fight terrorism in Mile 22. Terrorism better be ready for a broken nose, an armbar, and definitely food poisoning after stopping by a Wahlbergers for lunch
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
F1 driver Kevin Magnussen says he would be willing to accept an offer from Ferrari or Mercedes, to lead their team to the promised land. Subby willing to become the richest person in the world
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why you spend the extra $20 to get the cross-cut model, people: The DOJ is currently piecing back together a number of documents found in Michael Cohen's office shredder, which was also seized during the raid
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are 30 alternate designs of Solo's Millennium Falcon
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Wed May 30, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cincinnati getting an MLS expansion team. What did MLS do to deserve Cincinnati?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MIT figures out how to cross the blood-brain barrier with cancer drugs. Turns out you have to take the goose back on the return trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stercus accidit
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Mon May 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House communication team is turning on each other like it was a scene from "The Death of Stalin"
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
The Final of the 100th Memorial Cup will be between the two highest scoring teams in tournament history. Western Canada Vs Quebec. Pats Vs Titan live at 7:00 EDT. F Cancer & RIP CL
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russians send team to Singapore for no particular reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nicole Wallace sighs and stops reading Trump's Tweets live on the air; "These are just lies"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How do you improve a Prius? Drop an 800-hp Hellcat engine in it, of course
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Royals unveil new Turn Ahead The Clock uniforms and for some reason I could really go for some Burger King right now
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Fri May 25, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Paul to spend Game 6 playing iso-ball with his hamstring
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj confirms she's dating Eminem. Oh, and she also has an album coming out soon. Surely that must be a coincidence
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Group of friends who dig along the beaches in Normandy in hopes of unearthing dog tags worn by soldiers who landed there during World War II reunites one with family in Indiana
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jim Leyritz wants to throw a slider at Yankees' executives after being called out for Old Timer's Day
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels continue to cheat by having seniors on their basketball team. Luke Maye left the NBA draft to play one more season at an All-American level
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there was no formal vote, what did Mark Davis and Jed York abstain from? And why did commissioner Roger Goodell say there was a "unanimous" vote?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Welington Castillo COME ON DOWN You're the next contestant on The 80-Game Suspension Is Right
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Ghosts reported at area library. If only there was someone to call
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Race horse breaks loose and starts running around track on live TV. Reporter: Hold my mic and clipboard
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Wed May 23, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News: Kushner spent 7 hrs with investigators working for Robert Mueller last month. Fark: It was his second interview with them
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember that time Cleveland had a NHL team?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another hopeless plan to split California. At least this one removes the undesirable cities of Fresno, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Diego from the cities that are cool and have NFL teams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing
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(Some College Place Thing)
 
 
 
Abby Wambach burns farking Bernard College down with her commencement speech
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cano suspended? No problem, we have Dee Gordon, who's won a Gold Glove at second base. What can go wrong?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Nick Foles preferred being second-string in Philly to starting in Cleveland
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Because Instagram is way better when you're drinking tequila
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious shocked that Bill Belichick is silent on Brady, Gronk absences from OTAs
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Though the playoffs have been a bit lackluster, and even his own team isn't that good, we shouldn't sleep on the fact that one of the greatest players ever to play basketball is having a post-season for the ages, notching his SIXTH 40+ point game
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash has failed in every possible way. Barry simply isn't equipped to defeat a villain that can't be defeated by running faster. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, David doesn't believe the talking chicken is real. (FX 10pm ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An accurate explanation of how the Golden Knights did it
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(The Ada News)
 
 
 
First-year coach turns baseball team around. Oklahoma parents use that as an excuse to threaten his kids and run him out of town
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the Universal champion show up to face his potential challengers? Will the women's championship challenger show up to face the champion? Will the fans stay for a Jinder-Roman main event at MITB? Maybe this is the B-Team show. WWE Raw 8pm EDT
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montanans take their fishing seriously, so much so they're now using laser beams to combat nonnative invasive species
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Vegas Golden Knights punching their ticket to the Cup Final, let's check in on what sportswriters were saying about this team pre-season. Oh my
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kaepernick collusion case proving that teams viewed him as a starting quarterback
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 7 MLB Power rankings: How about them Braves?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas finally gets an expansion team that isn't very good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When it comes to the Russia investigation, it's not so much that the Trump team has a habit of moving the goalposts, but that those goalposts have been rigged to roller skates and pushed downhill"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller: September (Narrator: he said no such thing)
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists perplexed by sperm whales' lack of genetic diversity. Either they tend to stay in their parents' basements, or 100,000 years ago something killed lots of them
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins revoke press credentials of journalist who does actual journalism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bae beats bae, bids baseball bye-bye
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
LMP1 this year at Le Mans is going to be wierd with only one factory backed team racing, and I bet Toyota still manages to Fark it up again
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Regardless of whether Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Nick Foles ever takes another snap, he's headed to the Pro Football Hall of Fame forever
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
It's more likely that one person owns a professional sports team than one person owns a champion racehorse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The offensive line coach for the Dallas Cowboys picks his players based on how they dispense ketchup from a bottle. No word on how he judges with mustard, mayonnaise, and tartar sauce
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than making yourself stop clicking Next Turn on a 4X game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Galactic Civilizations II Ultimate Edition. What have you been playing? Side note: leave your GOG/Steam usernames please
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Mueller has narrowed the scope of questions for an interview with Trump to what they know the answers to
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Thu May 17, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
1-31 Browns to be on HBO's 'Hard Knocks.' Seems appropriate
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So how did team Trump continue working that Trump Tower Moscow deal while he was campaigning for President of Ethics Violations? Don't worry, Buzzfeed has you covered
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
S3E6 of Black Mirror another step closer to reality
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3 in the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup. Tied at 1 game apiece, which team has done the upkeep on their winning form? Will the Jets bust the dam wide open or will the Knights chastise them on the bounce? Winnipeg/Vegas @ 9pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Real Housewives" star's dress tries to fall off onstage. NSFW, but mostly because her singing will clear the room faster than a SWAT team
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vikings to become first NFL team to host summit on LGBTQ inclusion
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
This just in: Cultural parasite Kris Jenner will sue you even if you're poor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Early reviews for the Han Solo origin story nobody wanted are arriving, and to nobody's surprise, it's a steaming pile of...wait, it's actually good? Well alright then
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In Jerusalem, we have Team Trump taking on the very fabric of reality itself
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're going to write 'ignore him' when giving your employees directives about handling a customer, don't CC that customer
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Panthers rookie CB Donte Jackson, always eager to do interviews, quoted Beyonce.... to the amusement of Coach Rivera
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Tue May 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will this be the year your team steals the #1 pick? The ping pong balls of fate have been recorded and it's time for your 2018 NBA draft lottery discussion thread (7:30 on ESPN)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hamburgers get angry and riot after their team gets relegated for first time in club's 99-year history (w/ video)
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Germany World Cup squad to have a gaping hole in their front line after Gotze fails to make the team
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Chargers head coach fulfills promise to his mother, graduates on Mother's Day weekend
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(CBC)
 
 
 
President of junior CFL team resigns after making joke about dude selling him beer at VGK/WPG game, because they all look alike, amirite?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
After failing to beat his 1-15 record from the 2016 season, Browns head coach to fulfill promise and jump in Lake Erie on June 1st
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 10 types of bosses we've all encountered
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Soccer goalie injures himself throwing ball in playoff game
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(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
Hinkley explains his bizarre victory celebrations, such as shooting at U.S. presidents
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Rent-a-goalie app helping solve hockey net-minder shortage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Knox, Knox, Knoxing on heaven's door
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
AJ and Dash take the Friendship 6 on a teamwork learning field trip. Will egos collide? Will any of them survive? Will there be pie? Find out on My Little Pony - Non-Compete Clause this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Score)
 
 
 
Not News: NBA team fires coach. News: Team made the playoffs. Fark: 2018 coach of the year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC Thunder big man Nick Collison retires, freeing team from its last alum of the Seattle Supersonics. "The fans in Seattle deserved better, and I hope they get a team back someday soon"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Carolina Hurricanes name Rod Brind'Amour head coach. In other news, Raleigh, NC still has a professional hockey team
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Principal's 'birthday spanking' tradition ends after parents complain that the cheerleading team always went first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than finding your dog ate one of your code wheels it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Flame In The Flood which is free. Oddworld - Abes Oddysee is also free at Steam. What have you been playing this week?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN shows how the Browns could make the playoffs: Locusts, plague, supervolcano, meteor strike, apocalypse
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Looks like Mike Pence slept through his Watergate history class