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Sun May 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government building in danger of collapse under the weight of paperwork
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Studies show that dolphins participate in a team as a means of reproductive success. That's great, but it still hasn't helped them get to the playoffs in the last decade
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Careful how you cook your beans, says Krissy Gasbarre
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Sat May 08, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Giant spider attacks 34m space antenna in Canberra, Australia to help prepare for the invasion of Earth
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Nazis on the Moon, OK. Nazis on Mars? That's Teslariffic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
*YA-A-AAAA--WWWWWW- NNNNN* *body stretch*
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
From Ditka's Restaurant in Chicago, IL. A team that is known as Da Bears. Da Bears, may be leaving Soldier Field ... Ditka, Ditka
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
EPL: Leicester City and Newcastle kick off week 35. Newcastle could use an extra point but will they be able to nick it from the third position team? Find out 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Lower Korean scientists hit the highest frickin' laser beam intensity ever, begin their breeding program for bigger and better sharks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apple's 'walled garden' app store is about as much fun for devs as the maze in "The Shining"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next Alex Trebek. New hotness: Aaron Rodgers wants to be the next George Costanza
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark. Your. Birthday. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Heisenberg compensator v0.1
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
What do Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis, the President of Ireland, Seal, and Donald Trump all have in common?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Since they can't beat them on the track, Red Bull's F1 team lays the smackdown to Mercedes' engine staff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL memo reminds everyone that Broncos don't owe injured Ja'Wuan James $10M because he tore his Achilles working out away from team facilities. That's his only weakness
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
To fight COVID, the best possible team has been assembled: Dr. Fauci, Pope Francis, and Aerosmith. Leading doctors from around the world say, "I don't wanna miss a thing"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Puffballs of Mars
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Random close packing or jamming of spheres in a container" does not involve your mom in this particular instance. Maybe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"What started as a wriggling snarl of buttholes becomes a swarm of autonomous, sex-seeking torpedoes"
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Bradley Beal extends his dubious record of team losses when he scores 40 or more points in a game. The losing streak is now at 11 games
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
There was no touching again during Paulina Porizkova's nude Vogue cover
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Live Leak Dead Plugged
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions expected to carry on without Kerryon
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Mighty morphin' pasta changers
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Wed May 05, 2021
(VinePair)
 
 
 
Counterfeit bourbon is worth a bunch of real money
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's new "revolutionary tech platform" turns out to be just an online game of telephone for deplorables
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday Night Hockey time again & there's only one game to watch. To be fair, there's 16 other teams playing tonight, but THE game to watch will be at 7:00 PM ET on NBC. A preemptive SUP, & also Mike Milbury thinks nothing wrong happened on Mon
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Trump permabanned from Twitter
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Transparent wood. Now without petrochemicals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We'll never forget you Arthur
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gallagher now claims SEAL team planned to kill unarmed ISIS fighter, most likely with sledgehammer/watermelon contraption
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Anyone notice that he just referred to himself as the President of the United States?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know NYC is back alive from the pandemic when Yankees fans shout obscenities all night long at the opposing team
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays are finally heading home. To Buffalo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh mountain climber mistakes bleats for cries of help because he could not goat see
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
There is something afoot at the Circle K: a $5.99/mo "subscription plan" that gets you one free fountain soda, slushie, tea or coffee every day. Future plans include teaming up with drug companies to offer a discount on insulin supplies too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Easiest job ever. Just link to their Twitter feeds
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
Here are some things to say to assert your dominance over Timothy in your next meeting
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bradshaw says you done screwed up A-A-Ron
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's a very distinctive show. And it's back
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
It will be a bit less Chilli at Citi Field for the rest of the season
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Red Sox evidently don't realize they're playing baseball
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Capitals resident goon Tom Wilson attempts to injure 2 opponents, gets only 14 minutes of penalty time. The suspension he won't get will be served by the Caps social media team for tweeting that he lives "rent free" in critics' heads
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Mon May 03, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With his struggling team now in position to have to play in it, LeBron suddenly rips the NBA's new play-in format
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Watson may not play this season. No shiat, Sherlock
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
If you have this certain blood type, you may be at a higher risk for certain diseases
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty's fifth season trailer has landed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Feel free to photoshop my outfit to fit your favorite team. I don't want anyone hating me"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
IBrokeIt
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Sun May 02, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
And you thought dogs hated wearing the cone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cam Newton is taking the Mac Jones draft pick about as well as you would expect
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Rodgers: It's me or the GM, but one of us has to go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, wondering how your NFL team did in the draft? Here are the report cards
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Pasta bacterium is cereus. Deadly cereus. And it will kill you to death. Cereusly
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), Connie and Osgood are vying to be elected cheerleader, Liz wants to hire an interior decorator and engineering teams designing a road to link North & South America are disappearing over the Andes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We conclude the 2021 NFL Draft with Rounds 4 through 7. Will there be any big steals? Who will be Mr. Irrelevant? How did your team do this year? Coverage of the third and final day starts at Noon ET on ABC/ESPN/NFL Network
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
News: Radio morning show host gets laid off. Fark: Less than a week after he got a tattoo of the radio station on his shoulder
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Fri April 30, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You know it's time for a bigger fishing boat when a croc can launch itself into your boat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Five words in the English language that should never be together in that order, regardless of how much eye bleach and free therapy you may have access to
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After an exciting first day, how will rounds 2 and 3 go? How is your team doing? How many trades will we see? Is your favorite player still available? Tune in at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/NFL Network to find out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ingenuity helicopter has safely completed its fourth autonomous flight on Mars, without either breaking anything or getting stuck in a tree. That's three more flights than most of you got out of your own first drones
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Plus-sized Chinese boy band, Produce Pandas, are a hit, being sued by Trash Pandas for stealing their act
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Byron Seaman, a founding owner of Calgary Flames, sails off at age 97
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr laments the lack of fundamentals, snu snu in today's NBA game
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Having a rum and coke. Whatcha drinking Fark?
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Thu April 29, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
For everyone else it was a Tues...er...Thursday, but for Jaromir Jagr it was a day to announce that he's going to return for his 34th professional season
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA is launching a new series of streetlights to help illuminate the connection between the Sun and Earth, reverse vampires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers' time with the Green Bay Packers could be in jeopardy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Trevor Lawrence go number one overall to the Jaguars? Will there be any big surprises? Who did your team select? Will Roger Goodell slip up anywhere? It is your Round 1 thread of the 2021 NFL Draft, with the event starting at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani triggered a new Four Seasons' Total Landscape craze on Twitter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It might be Tebow time in the NFL soon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Archeologists find missing link between the Scottish and Australopithecus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another sign Liz Cheney might be moving over to the Democratic side, she fist bumps President Biden after being scorned by the GOP leadership
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Once again, Florida scohols the world on how to be stupid
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and for the first time since 2010, the Suns are there
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(Chron)
 
 
 
NBA fines Rockets' Kevin Porter Jr. $50,000 for strip club visit. The lapdance is so much better when it's a Clippers' finin'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The greatest Star Trek series is finally getting a remaster
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dr. J believes LeBron James' talents are not good enough to make his top two all-time NBA teams
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like a Bridge over troubled water, I will trade you now
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sup, fam? This your homie, JP Morgan, letting you know that our wealth management teams are on fleek and ready to diamondhand your nest egg to the moon. Lit
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If you have around $2.2 billion lying around, you might be able to get an expansion team in MLB
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fresh off doing acclaimed multipart docuseries on a sadly unknown sports team, the 1990s Chicago Bulls, ESPN Films is now working with Jimmy Kimmel on multipart docuseries of another forgotten team, the 1986 Mets
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Semi-Finals, day 2: Paris Saint Germain vs Manchester City. Last year's runners up vs. a team going for a treble. Poch vs. Pep. The Eiffel Tower vs. Mrs. Miggin's Pie Shop. 3:00 pm ET on Paramount + and TUDN
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
FDA-approved drug may also prevent scarring. Strippers everywhere rejoice
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Treasure hunters to dig up 48 crates of Hitler's gold worth half a billion under 18th-century palace in Poland. No word whether Geraldo Rivera will be there for the dig
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Netflix creating documentary series about NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace. Expected to finish 15-20th in Netflix's weekly rankings
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You had me at "1200-HP Turbine Powered Motorcycle"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
♫♪ Godzilla shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♫♪
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Apparently, some teams are still interested in acquiring Deshaun Watson. He must really have the magic touch at quarterback
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jenna Coleman will team up with Winston Churchill in The War Rooms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we've got a tie game, who wants to see some dingers?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former FSU, NFL linebacker Geno Hayes crosses the line of scrimmage for the final time at age 33
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(Some WFAN)
 
 
 
And the tears of Yankee fans grow more delicious still
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, how's that decision to draft Aaron Rogers' replacement last year working out Green Bay Packers?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British scientists go on the search to make a perfect condom with an in-built medication that protects against STDs ...which is apparently a big problem there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, That's the Chief Justice's music. As GAWD as my witness, he's broken the former wrestler's lawsuits in half
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's real to the NBA, dammit
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Beans, beans. They're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you are likely to find a big mother-farking snake next to them on the shelf in Target
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Cloaking device engaged"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What does Biden have in store for the next 100 days?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
15 volunteers lived in a cave for 40 days with no phones, clocks or sunlight. Two-thirds of the volunteers say they want to stay in the cave
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Sun April 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Porn blocked by beaver
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(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kenny Omega become a legit Triple-Crown World Champion? Can the Good Brothers regain the tag team titles? Did you also think we'd never have another Impact thread again? Impact Wrestling REBELLION starts @ 8 PM ET on PPV, FITE.tv, Impact +
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Old Man yells at clouds
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
I'm a doctor and warn you know this
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I am (walking) Groot"
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
So there's a record for catching a football dropped from height
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Lakers owner lists the five most important Lakers. The GM/player/logo guy is missing, and so is The Big Aristotle, but hey, gotta put down the current superstar, her ex-boyfriend and the late, image refurbished a-hole who destroyed the team twice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can't ban me, how dare you ungrateful disgraces ban me, how much do I pay to be unbanned, do they even miss me, I never needed those losers anyway
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Away team avoids Section 31 but encounters Covid-19, shutting down production on Star Trek: Discovery
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Whatanembarrassment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Climate Deniers: "Humans can't change the climate." Climate: "You idiots actually managed to tilt the earth's axis"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
Video
 
"Peabody Woman Gives Birth in Bathroom to Surprise Baby." Jeez, lady, just play peekaboo like everyone else
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(AP News)
 
 
 
IIHF forced to postpone women's hockey world championship at last minute because Covid-plagued Nova Scotia decided it would be a bad idea to bring 10 teams into their bubble. Florida, this is your golden opportunity to be a hero
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Researchers hail identification and naming of Ameronothrus twitter, the world's first mite species discovered by stumbling on some rando's tweet
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a pony. Not yours. Unless you're Lady Louise. Then you get ponies
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If it's not the mouth we may be in uncharted territory here
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Polar direct drive fusion neutron sources for use in laser experiments" is not STEM tab word porn, but it could be
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA Ingenuity helicopter completes second Mars flight. Higher, further, faster baby
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dubai-bred baby sharks released into the Persian Gulf, doo doo, doo doo doo doo, Persian Gulf, doo doo, doo doo doo doo, Persian Gulf, doo doo, doo doo doo doo, Persian Gulf
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Rocket City Trash Pandas CEO resigns before team's Opening Day to spend more time buying and relocating another team
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Wed April 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
ESPN host and Cowboys fan Marcus Spears asks God to intervene in the Cowboys draft. No he's doesn't mean Jerry Jones
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A new study found the exact number of cups of coffee you should drink in a day is ... five, ahh ahh ahh, five cups
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch and the NRA are teaming up, which is not chilling at all. In fact it may be pretty cool
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Sweet potatoes. Because even though fiber is indigestible, let's call it a nutrient anyway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: glowing tats with UV ink. New cyberpunkness: light-emitting tattoos that can shine out - or in
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin signs a new deal with the Steelers, saying he want to forge ahead into the post-Roethlisberger era
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland archaeologists find Harriet Tubman's childhood home, where she hid from the Nazis before discovering radium
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Phillies don't exactly have Willie Mays in CF. Or even Willie Mays Hayes
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook messed around, just became the first NBA player to record multiple triple-doubles against every other NBA team
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
'Eradication efforts launched in Waimanalo in wake of coqui frog infestation' is the most Hawaii headline you'll read today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An ancient Roman mosaic and a history of earthquakes in the region team up to create these mind-warping images
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Discovery of fossilized Neanderthal footprints suggests their kids moved in chaotic patterns, as if dancing or jumping around, loitering and getting underfoot, and annoying the fark out of everyone just like today's children
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Weir and Flying Other Brothers' Bert Keely team up to cover John Lennon's "Imagine"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Lordstown Motors Endurance EV race truck endures just 40 miles of the Baja 250
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
M&M's Cookies & Screeem returning to stores just in time for Halloween
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dodgers award Vin Scully a 2020 World Series ring
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If the thought of amphibious centipedes don't give you the crawling nopes, this one's about 8 inches long and an inch wide
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science Alert: Tarantulas are everywhere. Ev. Ry. Where
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Pretty sure we can just name it the "Alex Smith Comeback Player of the Year Award" now that he has retired
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
One of Nature's Greatest Mysteries™ has been solved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again people have to be told Garlick can't prevent COVID-19
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
The banana cartels must have hired the tobacco lobby's PR firm
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Morgan reveals Ginny's secret murder, committed to protect Dakota, who herself murdered John to keep the secret safe. Will Strand follow her orders and kill Daniel? Or will the Morgan Team Six overcome the odds? Fear the Walking Dead, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Video game director whose latest offering was plagued by problems at launch is angry at gamers who refuse to buy at launch
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
EPL Sunday: Arsenal face a Fulham team 7 pts from safety while Man United host Burnley, the last team above the line. Matches start 8:30 AM ET on NBCSN. The FA Cup semi-final game 2: Leicester and Southampton gets underway at 1:30 PM on ESPN+
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Chocolate study finds cocoa may be potent obesity treatment. Clearly not in the way Americans tend to consume it though
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Remember how yesterday, your body naturally told you how much coffee is safe for you? Well, today, coffee will kill you with cholesterol. So better not drink any until tomorrow, when another study will say it is safe again
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Scientist says we are looking for alien life way too far out in space and should be focusing close by on the Moon, where aliens have probably stashed spacecraft for the takeover of Earth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A trio of matches in English futbol: in the EPL Newcastle and West Ham are on at 7:30 AM ET, and Wolves host Blades at 3:15 PM on NBCSN/Peacock, along with the big game, the FA Cup semi-final with Chelsea vs Man. City on ESPN+ at 12:30 PM
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Myy bbboddoddyyyyy mmmaaakkkeeesss mmmeeee ddrriiiinnnkkk ttthhhiiissss mmuuccchhh cccoooffffffffeeee
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
With age comes wisdom in addition to better lawns
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Cosmetics mogul Jeffree Star injured in bad auto accident
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that only 29% of Democrats support bills prohibiting transgender athletes from joining sports teams that match their gender identity. Oh, wait, my bad, I misread that: that should say "only 29% of Republicans"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The Mets have already had games postponed for Covid and rain this season so why not snow?
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
♪ He is, ♫ the motherf*cking Monkeydactyl ♪
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US Olympic Team will be less Christian in Tokyo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Church organist busts out the A-Team theme, no doubt composed by Johann Sebastian Baracus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The WFT polls fans with potential new names: "Wild Hogs", "Riders", "Redwolves", "Aviators", "Wayfarers", "Armada", "Awesomes", "Griffins", "Rising", "Rubies", "Swifts", "Jackoffs", "Presidents", and others. Only two of these are jokes
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
If you've wondered how many T. Rexes walked the earth, or inhabited California or called Washington DC home at any given time, welcome to Fark
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Snakes revealed to be gentlemen: not only do they bring their own lube, they know how to use it appropriately, depending on where they're going
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League quarterfinals 2nd legs. Villarreal - Dinamo Zabreb; Roma - Ajaz; Slavia Prague - Arsenal; Man United - Granada. Can any team over come their first leg deficit? Games kick off at 3pm EDT
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
MLB player refuses COVID vaccine for personal reasons, then tests positive for COVID a week later. You can't explain that
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
In order to bring Deadpool into the MCU, Marvel/Disney has to agree to keep ScarJo and RyRey apart. Normally not a problem because the Black Widow is dead, but Superheroes rise from the grave more often than zombies
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Crew of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds quarantining after away team visits Covid-19
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Click to see scientists declare a fatwa against this one fish
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
So how was one of those huge-ass pterosaurs able to fly, hauling that gargantuan cranium about?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can you treat depression with magic mushrooms like Mario and Luigi?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly tells Sean Hannity that Democrats "hate white people"
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget snakes on a plane. In Australia, its motherfarking snakes in your produce
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(Playstation Lifestyle)
 
 
 
Beautiful Goddess Shivakamini Somakandarkram sheds her League trophy form and joins the Borderlands movie. Taco, Pete, Kevin, Rodney, and Andre inconsolable
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fawks News hires high profile defense team to tell judge you would have to be as drunk as their on air staff to take them seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's the 25th Anniversary of Steamed Hams. I believe it's an Albany expression
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New archaeological discoveries have boomerangs back in the spotlight
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Thunderbirds now have a Mouse infestation
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Thunderbirds now have a Mouse infestation
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
3 months post-covid, 23 year old pro athlete is still not back to 100%. Your fat uncle who "trusts his immune system" unavailable for comment
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hey Cleveland Browns haters, go eat a bowl of Chubb's, why don't ya?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Please wait to fly your Mars helicopter until Microsoft has finished installing updates
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fry garlic in an appliance that doesn't fry things. Bonus: Not another breathless air fryer article for the Fark gourmands to mewl "Sakree blue" to
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Viva Nepal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sawfish. What? Sawfish. Saw fish? Yes, sawfish. See? HOLY SHIAT SAWFISH. This state, I swear
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Turns out that "stress eating" really isn't a thing, scientifically speaking. So next time you polish off a pint of Ben & Jerry's along with a family size bag of Doritos, you'll have to come up with a new justification
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop who shot Daunte Wright practically an untrained rookie. Only a 25-year career and member of the negotiation team
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Spinah spinach, it's good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you enrich your biome for maximum bacteria
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New England now has no worthwhile quarterback. Julian Edelman retires
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
How now Brown Clown?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Britt Reid to soon be named assistance coach of the Mean Machine
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
While kickboxing is the sport of the future, three guards on the floor for an NBA team looks to be the near-future
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Maneater for Big Time Sensuality
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
People at the addiction treatment clinic George Floyd once attended aren't loving the way Chavin's defense team is basically arguing that if someone is using drugs it's okay to murder them
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Litter Chopper That Could: NASA delays first flight on Mars until 4/14 although subs is certain they could take additional 5 days to preprogram it a few maneuvers to verify by sidecam; tag is for Mars' temp
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(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Atlanta, Jacksonville and Arizona: you have the highest percentage of gameday binge drinkers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
News: soccer player ejected from match. Fark: for headbutting a player. UltraFark: his teammate
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A-Rod to buy T-Wolves
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
NHL changing into the DGAFHL as they pressure Vancouver to get back to work
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
These kids invented a silent alarm to alert flight attendants that a victim of human trafficking is on the plane
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Sat April 10, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Night 1 of WrestleMania 37. Does Seth finally get into swinging? Who will win Tag Team Turmoil? Does Bad Bunny have another hit here? Lashley or Drew? Main Event: Sasha defends vs Bianca. Catch the fun live starting at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Honestly, subby didn't realize he needed any queer hockey / baking comic, let alone this one, but if you say so
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Not that Subbby ever saw "leftover wine" before, but even so this wine hack sounds overly complicated
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neurologists choosing what cranial region to study pick nose
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A rolling Washington Football Team gathers no [Thaddeus] Moss
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The main thing that HBO's new Steampunk series "The Nevers" proves is that Steampunk has gone mainstream, and it's time to move on to something else. I've already found a cool new genre, but you probably haven't heard of it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Friday night Premier League: Fulham - Wanderers. Fulham have a real chance to get above the line against a shaky Wolves squad. Match starts at 3:00 pm ET on Peacock
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Phil Coyne, who worked as an usher at over 6,000 games for the Pittsburgh Pirates, passed away at 102
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chilean scientists unearth skunk that walked among dinosaurs. Kind of like Pepe Le Pew on steroids
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The greatest teams to never win the NCAA Tournament since the field expanded to 64. Let's call this Gonzaga's consolation prize
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Egyptologists find vast millenia-old 'lost golden city'. No word on the showers
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Thu April 08, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Rhythmic slapping sounds are related to how big it is
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eyes... (eyes, eyes) are connected to our brains, but fish's don't work the same, although they did before (or, or)
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
"Corn intolerance" is on the rise. Subby tried for a corny headline but nothing popped into mind
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're in the midst of a global pandemic that may or may not be getting better, so WHY NOT start up a new airline?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Cabbage may blue your future food and that's a good thing
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yankee OF Aaron Judge injured. This is not a repeat from (Get comfy, folks. This could take a while) July '15, July '16, September '16, July '18, April '19, August '20 (twice)
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Wed April 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wonder how many familiar names might pop up among the 2.7 MILLION pages of evidence revealed by prosecution in the Ghislaine Maxwell case
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(NFL)
 
 
 
'Deep Thoughts' by Josh Allen
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The story of the Yankee, an ostrich and 22 plates of pasta, with a commemorative throw pillow plug at the end
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canucks 25, Covid 19. Team confirms it's only a single variant, acquired from "a single individual obtained in a community setting, which has since been identified by public health as a public exposure location"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's defense team: George Floyd saying "I can't breathe" was a form of resisting arrest that entitled our client to continue restraining him. No, really, that's his defense. No, really
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Washington Football Team hires NFL's first Latina to be chief of staff. Please, no risqué double entendres about Daniel Snyder's staff
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the help of a biometric screening company, the NBA expects full arenas for the 2021-2022 season
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(Port Huron Times Herald)
 
 
 
Sixteen teams of handlers & dogs from a local therapy dog group are helping to alleviate the stress & providing comfort at St. Clair County vaccine clinics. Please welcome these good boys & girls & their handlers to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Wait, whiskey has side effects?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
DeShaun Watson's lawyer: "we're not saying the Texans should have known Watson liked happy endings, but we're not *not* saying the Texans should have known Watson liked happy endings. Whose really at fault here?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden's house owner took an axe, and gave her realtor forty whacks. When US Ghost Adventures saw what she had done, they gave her realtor forty-one
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Experts predict Covid 19 will eventually become a seasonal infection much like the flu or common colds
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Building further confidence in young Drew Lock, Broncos pursued Darnold
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly, in the most comprehensive test yet the reactionless EM drive fails to produce thrust. Sir Isaac Newton smiles knowingly
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Regretting a one-night stand doesn't really stop men or women from having more one-night stands in the future, according to a new study. So you're saying there's a chance?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
American Airlines tries out interesting new pro-cancer marketing strategy
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Canucks 20, Covid 19. This could be headed for overtime
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jets send Sam Darnold and his winning ways to Carolina for draft picks
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
No, no, no. I only LOOK like an idiot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is the National Championship Game for men's basketball. Will Gonzaga become the first undefeated team since the 1975-1976 Indiana Hoosiers to win it all? Or will Baylor Bear down on the Bulldogs to win? Tip-off is at 9:20 PM ET on CBS
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look, you may be the pilot, and yes, it IS called "the cockpit" , but that does NOT mean you get to whip it out during a flight, buddy
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Well, active brain cells after death would certainly explain decisions by some of our senior politicians
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Spooky spiders from Mars explained after over two decades. The ball-breaking fly still at large
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(Limerick Leader)
 
 
 
There once was a nurse named Siobhan/key to the transplant team she was on/her car got into a wreck/sadly broke her neck/but donating her organs, she'll never be gone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download a tropical reef
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(Free BSC)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills, Cleveland Browns, and Carolina Panthers all raise ticket prices for 2021, but teams with a QB beset by age, slowness, and injury do not
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
This official Game of Thrones Fabergé 'dragon egg' will cost $2.2 million. Cue team of superfan thieves doing a "pay the iron price" egg heist to fund a season 8 remake
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Carolina Panthers reportedly still pushing for blockbuster quarterback trade; Patriots still considering Redbox
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good teamwork, boys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Milwaukee Bucks extend their Holiday
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Baseball superfan Geddy Lee screeches at Sportsnet decision to dump Blue Jays radio team in favor of simulcasting the TV broadcast, which is simply not the spirit of radio
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Now all the kids want beeping eggs
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Sun April 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's an all Pac-12 affair for the NCAA Women's National Championship Game. Can Arizona pull off another big upset and beat Stanford? Or will the Cardinal tame the Wildcats? Tipoff is at 6:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia's women's cricket team overtakes men's record run of One Day International wins. Haven't lost a game since 2018
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is too chicken shiat to pick a team to pretend to root for
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi be a 1-and-Done World Champ? Can Roppongi 3K regain the Jr. Tag Team Titles? Who is the newest member of the United Empire? SAKURA GENESIS 2021 starts @ 4:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Some BBQer)
 
 
 
How to release your inner "Iron Chef" with ground turkey, cantaloupe, cornflakes, and a chocolate rabbit for a virtual BBQ competition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Redheads feel less pain. Well we know why that is, don't we
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Twenty Mule Team Fusion
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The second Final Four game we have two Pacific time zone teams. Will UCLA continue their surprising hot run to go to the National Championship Game? Or will Gonzaga win and get another shot at the title? Tipoff for this one is 8:34 PM ET on CBS
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The first game of the Final Four features a battle of two Texas and former Southwest Conference teams. Will the Houston Cougars top the Baylor Bears for a trip to the National Championship? Or will Baylor prevail? Tipoff is at 5:14 PM ET on CBS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On their way out the door team Trump mistakenly sanctioned a small restaurant in Italy instead of a Venezuelan oil exporter. Only the best
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steph Curry shows why he's the only logical choice for MVP this season. By not playing
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Turns out that getting your GED at Facebook University makes susceptible to believing health disinformation
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Fri April 02, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Emergency alert issued for residents living near Piney Point in Manatee County, FL to evacuate. Containment wall failure threatens imminent uncontrolled release of wastewater
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland broadcaster goes off on fan after opening day loss: "You're an idiot and you don't know baseball." Well duh. He's a Cleveland fan
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Utica man celebrates release from jail by going to Walmart, stealing a pellet gun and attempting to steal two cars. Not sure but that might be called steaming hams
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz "Rickrolls" his Twitter followers...on April 2nd, making him the leading contender of the title "hippest most with-it Senator 2008"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists in Japan figured out how to hack the human body and regrow teeth. This should end well
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lungs in animals release net carbon dioxide to the atmosphere. The 'Lungs of the Earth' may be about to do the same
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Chicago White Sox give a very moving tribute to their dearly departed teammate who will be out 6 months with a ruptured tendon
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oxford accused of covering up sexual assault of women's rowing team star by male crew member for tossing oar, showing his cox
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The first TOOTBLAN of the season is a team effort
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Today in sports, KNS-Sherlock news reports that the move to LA not only didn't help the Chargers, but they're hemorrhaging money, overladen with debt, and the Spanos family might be forced to sell
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers fail at detecting Skyrmions but find a pearl in a magnetic beaded necklace
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(Lego)
 
 
 
Lego Space Shuttle Discovery is now on sale
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's finally here. It's Opening Day 2021 for Major League Baseball. All 30 teams are in action as we start with the Blue Jays and Yankees at 1:05 PM ET on ESPN. So is your team looking good? Or will it be the same ol' same ol'?
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(Academic Times)
 
 
 
This one only requires two words: SPACE ELEVATOR
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Science: "LiMnO2 cathode stabilized by interfacial orbital ordering for sustainable lithium-ion batteries." English: "Doubling the charging-recharging cycle of lithium batteries"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GAO audit says that Ivanka Trump's signature "Women's Global Development and Prosperity Initiative" was failure that spent lots of money with little oversight, and didn't accomplish much of anything. So perfectly "on brand" for a Trump enterprise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much money is new Mets owner Steve Cohen willing to spend on the team? The $341M Francisco Lindor agreed to confirms it's ALL THE MONEY
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last time Macedonia won this big it was some guy named Alexander defeating the Persian Empire
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Wed March 31, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mass shooting at Orange, California business complex
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
All of you avoid adding all of the oily olive oil all over everything
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons' Arthur Blank: Make voting easier
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"NHL Power Rankings: 1-31 poll, plus the biggest concern for every team" - two weeks to trade deadline edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman isn't chopping down the World Tree yet
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new hydrogel halves muscle injury recovery time so don't be afraid to pull something
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor vs. Gonzaga. Book it. Done
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
'I hope they pay Francisco Lindor $400 million'
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(BoLow)
 
 
 
Scientists can now extract your DNA from the air
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Who doesn't enjoy spinach with a nice steak?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden is all out of farks to give and is steamrolling congressional Republicans instead of trying to play nice
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Grizzlies prefer traveling on easier-to-traverse human hiking trails, again proving they're smarter than the average bear
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Tue March 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Utah Jazz team plane ran, ran so far away, it couldn't get away
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Heading to a UK festival this summer? Best have your shots as well as your hits, doses, rails, buds and caps, etc
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The guy that made the awesome computer animated Thundercats intro last year has assembled a team to work on an actual Thundercats fan film
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Duuuude, I'm detecting a gnarly departure from average temps and a heavy shift in line orientation
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Florida Man breaks Guinness world record by watching 'Avengers Endgame' 191 times in row. No word if he'll join team as 'Super Nerd' with amazing powers of...being a nerd
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Small-market NBA teams complain that, due to salary cap rules, they're virtually forced to buy out highly-paid stars before end of contract, allowing big-market glamour teams to sign them for pennies. NBA: Oh my, this is serious, we'll look into it
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The owner inherited the team from his father and was derisively referred to by some in the front office as "Tommy Boy." This team isn't a dumpster fire; it's an inferno at the dumpster factory
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
College football coach believes his former quarterback will be successful at the next level
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The Real Story Of 'The Simpsons' Steamed Hams
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Yes, the vaccines can stop COVID-19, but it is not perfect
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2021 MLB power rankings, most exciting player for each team, no comparisons of the Pirates with the 1899 Spiders or the 1962 Mets
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Cougars lick the Beavers, advance to Four play
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Steph Curry, standup comedian
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
PNAS research finds the head of macaque experiences visual consciousness the same way I do. Should we still experiment with locking macaque in cages?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Buffalo Bills have chosen a new stadium name
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Mon March 29, 2021
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Turns out you never really should go to bed angry. Staying up all night plotting revenge is probably not recommended either
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
First came Peeps Pepsi. Now, Peeps has teamed up with 7-Eleven to bring you a Peeps Latte. Because nothing says lattes like 7-Eleven
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apes must constantly reinvent the wheel. This is not a human metaphor
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Can Cylons be far behind?
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
If you had Auburn University in your Final Four Bass fishing bracket then you are out of luck. In other news Auburn University has a Bass Fishing team. Women's Bass Fishing team given fewer poles and worms
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
January: Let Them Play protests in Michigan push to resume high school sports. March: basketball team wins district tournament, then forfeits regionals so they can go on spring break
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Metallica finally working with an actual, talented musician who knows more about metal than they ever will
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(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Sam Darnold trade to Denver Broncos would upgrade team to having 4th best quarterback in their division
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It only took an international research team, countless sleepless nights, and untold cigarettes and danish but the mystery of how the 'coffee ring' forms has been solved. Champagne for all
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(Some Developper)
 
 
 
Bills' Isaiah McKenzie gets paid in candy by Bills Mafia member. Hopes to convert them to lollipops, takes them to the sorceress' hut, and get a better sword
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Trump team on coronavirus admits they knew the whole time and lied about it
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Joint study shows Covid-19 most likely originated from animals, not a lab, contradicting claims made of other researchers who pulled them out of a bong
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(Caden Cotard)
 
 
 
Salon raises over $1,000 for vandalized Schenectady Little League building; expected to return to publishing articles on sexual lifestyles shortly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dodgers: Ok, NOW you can start panicking about Clayton Kershaw
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
US men's soccer team loses to Honduras 2-1, fails to qualify for 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games. This is not a repeat from 2012 London, 2016 Brazil Olympics
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Sun March 28, 2021
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
JJ Watt: "I want to play for the Cardinals because I think they can be a contender." Larry Fitzgerald: "Yeah, about that"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Giant demon ducks with squished brains" surprisingly does not refer to Canadian geese
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC, surprisingly competitive with veteran Al Horford and bunch of young no-names, fails to trade Horford at deadline, immediately plants him on bench for final 28 games in order to win 2021 draft lottery. Such is the process
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arkansas the first team to get Oral and not choke
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Sat March 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Competent Evil 2022
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Snyder Cut was originally going to be four one-hour segments. How can you watch it that way?
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT), Madison Hi Summer School suffers a heat wave, to save money George tells Liz to stop the henna rinses, the Superman story 'Metropolis Football Team Poisoned' concludes and a new story begins
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASCAR gets dirty at Bristol with 4 heat races to set the field for tomorrow and the trucks going at it tonight. The fun begins at 4:30 ET on FS1
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Because one consists of an elite team of highly competent people dedicated to making America great again, and the other was, well, Trump's White House
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Jimmy G's days in San Francisco are numbered...and that number isn't "49"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined why eagles were dying in the 1990s. Ty Detmer, Rodney Peete unavailable for comment
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(Academic Times)
 
 
 
If Three-Buck-Chuck was Ten-Buck-Chuck, you'd like it better
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
🎵 I like that old time animation 🎵
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uhh, because they're serious about making this happen, and we've largely let a pothead weirdo who is off playing "rocket ship" half the time carry the ball for our team?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: what do you do when you find out a major celebrity has stolen one of your photos and photoshopped their own head on your body? Difficulty: Madonna
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The Copper Age began 8500 years ago...in Wisconsin
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Thu March 25, 2021
(MovieWeb)