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Mon June 18, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The parade of fools rounds the corner and continues unabated. The tears and screams of children shatter our hearts, but to some it is bliss. This is YOUR WH Press briefing with souless husk Sanders (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1315 EDT)
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The US Mens National Soccer Team can't figure out why Landon Donovan isn't supporting the US in the World Cup
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Still no word on why Michael Cohen's legal team quit/were fired this weekend, but he's been looking to hire new people with special sets of skills. Skills...in plea deals
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After an 0-40 season, this may well be the worst professional sports team in US history. No, it's not the Browns
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Here's a boob stealing drugs
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Sun June 17, 2018
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
San Francisco brewery releases 'LeBron Tears' IPA
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Ronda win her first title in WWE? Will WWE finally get its first Japanese top title holder? Will Roman-Jinder steal the show in the main event? Who walks out with the briefcases? MITB PPV, New 7pm ET start on the WWE Network
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska's first baseball team was named 'Knock Down and Skin 'Em' as a nod to local seal hunters
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's My Little Pony - the Hiatus, week one. So instead of the show it's Charity Livestream with Forest Rain and a bunch of musicians raising money for the Trevor Project at 6pm ET and the Vinceremos Therapeutic Riding Center at 8:30 pm ET
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Peaceful plot planned for periled pangolins; armored african anteaters are anxious
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Police want you to stop shooting at big butte and use a smaller target instead
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Feds counting the steps Fitbit employees needed to steal trade secrets from a competitor
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Fri June 15, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
SPOILER ALERT: The four teams that will make the World Cup semis are Belgium, Argentina, Nigeria and Uruguay. That's according to Mystic Marcus, the micropig
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Restaurant gives woman a cup of degreaser instead of green tea. Still unclear how she could tell the difference
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, hey. Bill Cosby has fired his entire legal team
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Departing Tea Partier calls Washington a place that will suck your soul, does not respond when asked if he licked it's funky emotions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what would it be like if all 30 NBA teams created a billboard to lure LeBron James to come play for their team?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less spooky than checking your bank balance after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Layers of Fear (free). Also X-COM Enemy Unknown Complete hits GOG at 80% off. What have you been playing? Side note, funny gaming stories?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Two 18 wheelers crash, spilling-WHAT? NOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME INSTEAD GOD WHY?
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Instead of retaliatory tariffs, Canada could sanction Donald Trump personally as a corrupt foreign official, under their version of the Magnitsky Act
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(Racked)
 
 
 
It's now easier to steal from Lowe's
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Thu June 14, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Nike won't supply shoes to the Iranian World Cup team because they're terrified of an angry tweet from you know who
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Russia's psychic cat, Achilles. He predicts the Russian soccer team will win their first game in the World Cup
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rumor around D.C. is that Cohen flipped on Trump. Side note: Cohen also fired his legal team today, so there's that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Q. Why does Amazon execute year-round shenanigans on unneeded warehouse workers to avoid paying them, instead of simply not hiring them? A. Because local politicians give AMZN fat incentives and tax breaks in exchange for "thousands of jobs created"
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Leaked Avengers 4 footage description from CineEurope teases multiple realities
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Companies are deciding just to pocket their tax cuts instead of making investments because Trump won't shut his mouth about trade wars
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you know that the boulder you see being loaded into a pickup truck is heavier than the truck's payload rating, you might want to comment on it before the loader does their job instead of after
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(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Superteam being assembled to bring down the Warriors. Cyrus said to be pleased
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
What is the worst soccer team we could build from American pro athletes?
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year
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(NFL)
 
Video
 
If LeBron were a free agent, which team would he sign with? Well, Houston and LA seem to be the top choices, so I'd have to guess the Texans or Chargers. Wait, what?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drag racing legend Tom "the Mongoose" McEwen does his last burnout. Snake seen holding back a tear
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Darwin mutters to himself after tourist saves woman who hit the gas instead of brake and left her car dangling from an LA parking garage
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg, the official spokesman for the New England Patriots, says the next Quarterback for the team will be Baker Mayfield. Cleveland Browns management shrugs, continuing hiring and firing
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Having trouble picking a team to cheer for during the World Cup? Sportsnet is here with a handy flow chart to help you pick a side
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After waiting more than two hours for his pizza that had been sent to the wrong address, man decides to pick it up himself, discovers there's a reason Domino's would prefer their customers use the app, which won't use the N-word, instead of meeting the employees who will
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One in an increasingly terrifying fact-based reality, the other forever in a sing-along montage of "America. F*ck yeah," from Team America
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted to get rid of his tenants, ended up on Fark instead
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Professional paintball team allows community to join. Fark: There are professional paintball teams?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news for 6-6 college football teams and sports gamblers
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Kitchen towels can kill you and your family. Unless you're a vegetarian, in which case you can steam the towels and serve them over brown rice
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
New stars are predominantly blue, not pink. So why do new star-forming regions and galaxies turn pink instead of blue?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So just why has the US men's soccer team been on the decline?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How bad is the English cricket team these days? Well, they just lost to Scotland
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furious restaurant employee doesn't think her cunning plan all the way through after hiring a homeless man and staging a robbery to teach boss a lesson
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Some Teacher)
 
 
 
You may want to reconsider taking that teaching job in China
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Instead of buying Bitcoin, play this Bitcoin trading game so that you don't lose thousands of doll...become a milliona...billionaire...stay even...lose thousands
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Putin has called the Syrian war "an unique experience" for Russian troops. He went on to note that the ass-handing from American troops was an especially teachable moment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ahead of a potentially season-ending game four tonight, LeBron James laments having to go up against a super team of players
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump makes preemptive strike, says he won't invite whichever NBA team wins finals to White House
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wonders why the government subsidizes housing so much when the poor could just die in the street instead
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"As part of Colin Kaepernick's collusion complaint against the NFL, Kaepernick's legal team will seek federal subpoenas to speak with Trump, Pence and other officials"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Instead of bicycle, box contained bearded dragon. Would not order again"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Fox News analyst tears into Sean Hannity: "How can you do this? How can you lie to our country? How can you knowingly attack our Constitution, the bedrock of our system of government, the bedrock of our country?"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Akron's decaying Rubber Bowl, one-time home of the Akron Zips and host to rock concerts and football games involving area high schools, colleges, and pro teams, will finally be demolished this year. Way to go, Ohio
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Tired of shovelware and offensive titles polluting its store, Steam plans to crack down on quality control amongst the titles it sells. Just kidding, they're doing the exact opposite
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Draft report finds Comey extremely insubordinate and grossly rebukes Loretta Lynch; which should teach them a valuable life lesson
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How glassblowing is teaching students to be ready for business. I said GLassblowing
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Tue June 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man, when Napolitano is calling your legal team sophomoric amateurs, on Fox News no less, you may just have hired the best people, Mr. President
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(Time)
 
 
 
Having sufficiently destroyed good government policies for years, and having created and financed the Tea party beast that led to the rise of Donald Trump, David Koch decides he will no longer dry hump America
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump to be deposed in one of his sexual assault cases, the Eagles are now America's team, and April Ryan puts Sarah Sanders in her place. This is YOUR MSNBC Discussion thread. Stock up on snacks and booze. Party starts at 8PM EDT
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
New app helps researchers track ticks. The hardest part is teaching the ticks to use it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White House aides believe Trump hired legal team that reflects who he is
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Continuing their pattern of doubling down, VA GOP 5th District committee replace Tea Party incumbent not seeking re-election due to alcoholism with a distillery owner. Bonus: narrowly rejecting theocratic lunatic who doesn't live in the district
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Is anyone willing to Walk With Elias during Monday Night Rollins? Can Nia Jax bully Ronda Rousey by proxy by bullying Natalya? Will there be baked beans and Botato chips available at the tag team battle royale? WWE Raw live tonight at 8pm ET on USA
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist who wants to force schools to teach her (and only her) religion running for Congress in Mississippi
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Scientists study psychology of stealing pens and paper clips from work. Still no cure for staplers
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ No more pencils / No more books / No more teacher's / Dirty looks, yeah ♫ ♬
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customs officials steal family's entire life savings and after 90 days are still scrabbling for a bogus reason to keep the stolen money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are Trump's tariffs on Canada part of his "art of the deal"? Emails obtained through FOIA reveal plain old cronyism instead
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's a novel idea: instead of the admins greenlighting the 1,217th link about Action Park, how about greenlighting one about Johnny Knoxville's thinly-disguised movie about Action Park. That'd be like completely different, right?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what does caffeine do to your body and brain?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
So here's Ronnie Wood and some of his drunkard friends tearing shiat up back in '74. Happy birthday, Ronnie
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(Eater)
 
 
 
OLD: Pineapple on pizza. NEW: Durian on pizza
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NewsChannel 10)
 
 
 
Boot Scooters? Sod Poodles? It appears the entries in Amarillo baseball's "Name The Team" contest are from urbandictionary.com
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Longest serving soccer coach leaves his team after serving for 36 Leeds United managers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
2 of Lebron's teammates may not be a factor in Game 2 of the Finals. So, kind of like the rest of his teammates in every game
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
These photos from last night's first game of the NBA finals shows how it feels to be the only good player on a team
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Youth football team rescues injured couple from overturned car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More limitless than the Steam Workshop, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Dark Mod an open source Thief-esque game. What have you been playing? Stellaris: Distant Stars? Battletech? Side note: how about some after-action reports?
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Thu May 31, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Learning gardens teach urban students skills to help survive the coming zombie apocalypse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chrysler may join Studebaker, Hudson, and Cord as soon as this Friday. And no, that's not a team of lawyers hoping to stop it
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Every teammate Lebron James has ever carried to the NBA Finals, ranked
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kelly "he'll be dead soon anyway" Sadler's inability to understand how to use the BCC function on her email has revealed that the Trump team is email blasting their talking points on Iran to a bewildering array of former Obama officials and liberals
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We had a choice of steak or fish. Ah yes, I remember. I had the Lasagna Penile Reconstruction Surgery
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg and Ronda Rousey team up to fight terrorism in Mile 22. Terrorism better be ready for a broken nose, an armbar, and definitely food poisoning after stopping by a Wahlbergers for lunch
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
F1 driver Kevin Magnussen says he would be willing to accept an offer from Ferrari or Mercedes, to lead their team to the promised land. Subby willing to become the richest person in the world
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It is unclear what exactly sparked off the brawl of the century but one calls the other a sl** before all hell breaks loose
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Valve Corp. pulls 'active school shooter' video game. Company says it will instead release a 'gun control' game, but the demo appears to be unwinnable
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In terms of training it was kind of a tall instead of a venti, but 175,000 Starbucks employees got four hours of training to understand racial bias. This is what happened
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cincinnati getting an MLS expansion team. What did MLS do to deserve Cincinnati?
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You ever notice that if you die before about age 40 or so, they headline writers never say you "passed away" or even just "died" ; but instead always say you were "found dead'?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, your local Starbucks is closed for mandatory common sense training today. Where will you get your coffee instead? Do you think the chain will lose customers after they try McDonald's, Caribou, or a good local place? It's Coffee Talk
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Homeless, carless man who attempted to remedy the latter by stealing an unmarked police car to have the former solved
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Mon May 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of tourists going for walks in the California desert overwhelm the small team of 80 year old volunteers who rescue them
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House communication team is turning on each other like it was a scene from "The Death of Stalin"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ I'd Like to Teach the World to ... Drink Alcoholic Beverages ♪
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For his final project, photography student shoots surgical implants after cremation. Teachers say he really urned his grade
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
The Final of the 100th Memorial Cup will be between the two highest scoring teams in tournament history. Western Canada Vs Quebec. Pats Vs Titan live at 7:00 EDT. F Cancer & RIP CL
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Someone forgot to ask the insurance companies if they could arm teachers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is not a genius at recognizing disguised sex cult websites. Instead of wasting time fighting the media, do your fricking job, dumb-dumb
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts agree there's no link between violent video games and school shooters. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to publish a school shooting game on Steam
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russians send team to Singapore for no particular reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"If Trump senses he may have to make a personal sacrifice, he will sacrifice the world instead." Don't give him any ideas, Sarah
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels continue to cheat by having seniors on their basketball team. Luke Maye left the NBA draft to play one more season at an All-American level
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo may be coming back, just as soon as he steals some beer and beats up an Asian man
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Soon with the help of animal-translation technology, you will know exactly what your dog is saying when he wants steak. Soon
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember that time Cleveland had a NHL team?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The city leaders of West Hollywood CA, will present porn star Stormy Daniels with a Key to the City, instead of one to their secret apartment in the hills as is more traditional
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All fear the Asian American girls of St. Paul's Johnson High School and their indomitable badminton team
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
With a majority of the original members being voted out for being "too establishment", The Tea Party is more or less gone
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yet another hopeless plan to split California. At least this one removes the undesirable cities of Fresno, Bakersfield, Riverside, and San Diego from the cities that are cool and have NFL teams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mueller's team tells court it is ready for PapaSmurfuffalos sentencing
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Fargo man mistakenly runs full marathon instead of the half he'd signed up for, probably in attempt to run completely out of North Dakota
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
How to not steal a 25' shed: don't drag it behind your vehicle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Though the playoffs have been a bit lackluster, and even his own team isn't that good, we shouldn't sleep on the fact that one of the greatest players ever to play basketball is having a post-season for the ages, notching his SIXTH 40+ point game
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash has failed in every possible way. Barry simply isn't equipped to defeat a villain that can't be defeated by running faster. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, David doesn't believe the talking chicken is real. (FX 10pm ET)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is an argument Manafort's lawyers are actually trying: Mueller team member Andrew Weissman MUST be the source of all the leaks about the investigation, because a month before Mueller was appointed, as part of his job, he met with AP reporters
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So, you'll be shocked to learn that Trump hasn't actually read the briefing materials on NK's nuclear program, preferring instead to concentrate on the "pageantry" of the upcoming Singapore summit
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
7 of the worst crimes ever committed against beer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(The Ada News)
 
 
 
First-year coach turns baseball team around. Oklahoma parents use that as an excuse to threaten his kids and run him out of town
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Mon May 21, 2018
(NBA)
 
 
 
San Antonio is replacing their Silver Dancers with a family-friendly coed 'hype team'
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will the Universal champion show up to face his potential challengers? Will the women's championship challenger show up to face the champion? Will the fans stay for a Jinder-Roman main event at MITB? Maybe this is the B-Team show. WWE Raw 8pm EDT
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA to create the coldest temperature in the universe using lasers in space. For better results, submitter proposes they send his ex-wife up there instead
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Vegas Golden Knights punching their ticket to the Cup Final, let's check in on what sportswriters were saying about this team pre-season. Oh my
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
FL couple steals motorized cart from Walmart to drive to a local bar. Couple gets to see many bars after police notice
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kaepernick collusion case proving that teams viewed him as a starting quarterback
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Fight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vegas finally gets an expansion team that isn't very good
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"When it comes to the Russia investigation, it's not so much that the Trump team has a habit of moving the goalposts, but that those goalposts have been rigged to roller skates and pushed downhill"
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Experts warn people to stop baiting bears, molesting moose, slapping sharks, bothering beavers, teasing terns, etc
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Sat May 19, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Too rare"? Ha...subby prefers his steak chased through the kitchen with a warm knife. Take THAT, Ms. Food Critic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You can now blame millennials for the death of iced tea. Do you drink it? What will you do to save it?
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
LMP1 this year at Le Mans is going to be wierd with only one factory backed team racing, and I bet Toyota still manages to Fark it up again
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
It's more likely that one person owns a professional sports team than one person owns a champion racehorse
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Booga Booga Booga The FED is going to steal all the moneys BOOOOGAAAA
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than making yourself stop clicking Next Turn on a 4X game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Galactic Civilizations II Ultimate Edition. What have you been playing? Side note: leave your GOG/Steam usernames please
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Must-read for the President's legal team: What to do when your client shoots themselves in the foot. Or in their case, shoots himself in both feet then fires themselves out of a cannon
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Alden Ehrenreich describes his first audition to play Han Solo. Instead of Han and Chewbacca, he read as a guy named Mike talking to a dog puppet
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
So how did team Trump continue working that Trump Tower Moscow deal while he was campaigning for President of Ethics Violations? Don't worry, Buzzfeed has you covered
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man stealing pot plant wanders onto live news broadcast
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3 in the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup. Tied at 1 game apiece, which team has done the upkeep on their winning form? Will the Jets bust the dam wide open or will the Knights chastise them on the bounce? Winnipeg/Vegas @ 9pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Real Housewives" star's dress tries to fall off onstage. NSFW, but mostly because her singing will clear the room faster than a SWAT team
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vikings to become first NFL team to host summit on LGBTQ inclusion
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Early reviews for the Han Solo origin story nobody wanted are arriving, and to nobody's surprise, it's a steaming pile of...wait, it's actually good? Well alright then
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
NES Classic Edition returning to stores in June. Now you don't have to yell at your kids for stealing yours
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In Jerusalem, we have Team Trump taking on the very fabric of reality itself
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
We've reached the "Steal groceries from Liberals shopping at Whole Foods" part of the Trump narrative
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Countertop device makes coffee, lattes, dry soda, chai, horchata, and beer
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stan Lee files a $1 billion lawsuit against POW Entertainment for stealing his name, likeness, blood
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will this be the year your team steals the #1 pick? The ping pong balls of fate have been recorded and it's time for your 2018 NBA draft lottery discussion thread (7:30 on ESPN)
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Survivors of the powerful thunderstorms that rocked the D.C. area last night describe how they coped with the loss of their garage -- in which was kept a refrigerator full of their best beer: "We drank whiskey instead"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hamburgers get angry and riot after their team gets relegated for first time in club's 99-year history (w/ video)
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
California man arrested for stealing rainbow flags, threatening to hurt LGBT people with pipe bombs, and having a mugshot that will poison the well of your soul
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Germany World Cup squad to have a gaping hole in their front line after Gotze fails to make the team
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Wondering what to buy for Father's Day? Your dad wants steak
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman realizes her dog is a bear after it starts to steal picnic baskets and claim it's smarter than the average bear
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(CBC)
 
 
 
President of junior CFL team resigns after making joke about dude selling him beer at VGK/WPG game, because they all look alike, amirite?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jinder be unhindered by Roman? Will Owens knock Seth on his crumpet. Will Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have a spot of tea? Will Alexa, Bayley, or Mickie join the women's MITB? WWE Raw heads to jolly old England 8pm EDT USA
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As Sweden goes cashless, criminals turn to stealing owls. That's a hoot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh but of course she did: "Education Dept. dismantles team focused on fraud at for-profit colleges" *spit*
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White man goes on racist rant against Muslim woman wearing a niqab while standing in line at a coffee shop. The barista's actions, however, speak volumes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a desperate guy who was turned down by a girl, Tucker Carlson tears into Michael Avenatti for choosing Hannity over him, calls Avenatti a "creepy porn lawyer", claims he wasn't even into him anyway
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stealing a police cruiser is generally a bad idea, however stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed is actually kind of impressive
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thief steals large valuable stamp collection. Suspect philately denies it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's a simple video to explain to the rest of the world why Americans still insist on using Fahrenheit instead of the obviously superior and eminently logical Celsius
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
AJ and Dash take the Friendship 6 on a teamwork learning field trip. Will egos collide? Will any of them survive? Will there be pie? Find out on My Little Pony - Non-Compete Clause this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever owned any invertebrates as a pet? If so, what kind and would you recommend having one as a pet?
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York and Tennessee towns both claim Long Island Iced Tea was created there. The good news is after drinking three of them, nobody can remember what the argument was about
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(The Score)
 
 
 
Not News: NBA team fires coach. News: Team made the playoffs. Fark: 2018 coach of the year
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC Thunder big man Nick Collison retires, freeing team from its last alum of the Seattle Supersonics. "The fans in Seattle deserved better, and I hope they get a team back someday soon"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Carolina Hurricanes name Rod Brind'Amour head coach. In other news, Raleigh, NC still has a professional hockey team
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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(Some Stix)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy playing Megadeth's 'Hanger 18' using coat hangers instead of drumsticks
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Principal's 'birthday spanking' tradition ends after parents complain that the cheerleading team always went first
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than finding your dog ate one of your code wheels it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to The Flame In The Flood which is free. Oddworld - Abes Oddysee is also free at Steam. What have you been playing this week?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds make Nick Krall their new GM. Do you really want a comedian running your team when it's already a joke?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
These cheesesteak riffs are unsung heroes of Philly's sandwich scene. Are they better than the originals?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T's bribe was to get the merger through. Stupid Watergate, meet Stupid Tea Pot Dome and Idiot Iran Contra
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teen tries to steal the unlocked, keys-in-ignition truck of Blake Bortles, somehow fails
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN unveils new broadcast team for MNF: Jason Witten, Dennis Miller, Joe Buck, Jon Gruden
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Steam app will let you play all your games on your phone via Wifi or more of Freeman's magic
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump keeps helping Iran instead of hurting them
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Maybe the next Avengers movie will be about trying to steal back Iron Man's suit
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of posting ad nauseam against Donald Trump on Fark, wouldn't it be more constructive if the discussion turned towards viable 2020 Democratic candidates? Who will the DNC trot out to face the fire?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Instead of getting to wear a costume once a year, your dog (or cat) can lounge inside a hot dog bun looking hilarious every single day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith says Trump didn't pull out but instead violated and then dumped
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bears rookie reports items stolen from car including game jersey, team playbook, and two salamis he was aging in the trunk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hi Citymapper - why is there a picture of an orgy when I type in Hampstead Heath?"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals 55-inch TV from Walmart, then asks police at nearby precinct for ride home. Fifth time charged with shoplifting doesn't seem to be the charm
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Yankees and Red Sox will get together for a game of rounders, spot of tea, in London next year
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump didn't initially add Giuliani to his legal team because everyone around him told him that Giuliani was drinking too much. Well, that explains a lot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I honestly think they're going to look back 20 years from now and say this is the moment the Jets became a great team"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who is going to keep their head above water and continue to get that fat fat TV money? Will Swansea give us 2 Welsh teams next season? Will Mark Hughes find a way to not ruin a team? Kick off at 2:45 eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin millionaire Tyler Winklevoss teaches billionaire Bill Gates how to short Bitcoin. In other news, Tyler Winklevoss just declared bankruptcy
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Met Gala's theme is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" so naturally the celebrities are nearly naked. Thank God my 3rd grade teacher Sister Mary Francis didn't dress like that. Warning: slideshow
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating has been remarkably steady between 40.0% and 42.1%. Know who else had a steady approval rating? Hint: He also said he was not a crook
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals a front-end loader, uses it to play bumper cars in a Walmart parking lot because "he thought it was the end of the world and zombies were chasing him"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the Golden Knights joining the 1918 Toronto Arenas and the 1968 St. Louis Blues as the 3rd team in NHL history to win two rounds of the playoffs in their first season
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Carjacker leads cops on wild chase, breaks into your house to hide in attic, falls through ceiling, SWAT team breaks doors, windows, tosses tear gas in to flush him out. Insurance company: "Sucks to be you. Denied"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever had an irresponsible child steal your credit card and go to the mall?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Sat May 05, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman named Paytsar Bkhchadzhyan hacks Paris Hilton, steals nude photos and $130k. Hopefully she used the stolen money to buy some vowels
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Sports team agrees to turn off bright lights on 1/4 of their newest stadium after neighbors complain, but the other three sides will be staying on all night because they have too much money and need to spend it any way they can
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Fri May 04, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Not many teams interested in Dez Bryant at any price
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat, My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don't you prefer steak? It's like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I know, i'll just insult my way out of this mess.' Trump's legal team: [facepalm]
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man can't stand to see his wife go so he blows up himself, his barn, his house, and the regional SWAT team
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Conan will be shifting from Team Coco to Team Co in 2019
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, just because somebody said we came out of the bathroom with full canisters of water doesn't mean we actually used toilet water for our tea. Oh, there's video?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chipotle to offer free burritos, E. coli to teachers on May 8th
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Go on a day trip to Mt. Washington? Cool. Decide to stay in a hotel instead of driving back to Cambridge? Smart. Don't make sure that the wife knows about your change in plans? That's one expensive day trip
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
This is it. The final 2 matches determining the final. RM with 2 away goals and Bayern with no dodgy flapper is gonna make it tough for Jupp's team. Tomorrow sees Roma trying to overcome another 3 goal deficit this time against Liverpool. 2:30 PM ET
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to make Justice Department statement the same day Trump shuffles his legal team. Total coincidence kicks off at 3:10 EDT
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man attacks two roommates with sword for stealing his sock, which makes sense since gnomes only take underwear
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/2): Marvel finally realizes the power of a synchronized calendar with Avengers #1, DC previews the summer event season, A Choose Your Own Deadpool Adventure, and Tarzan and Red Sonja team up to debate loin cloth texture and melanoma
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump's crack legal team are at an extreme disadvantage when trying to negotiate with Mueller because some of what Mueller is investigating is highly classified, and the only member of Trump's team with a security clearance quit two months ago
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Two months from today Massachusetts residents will no longer live in a state that bans recreational marijuana. Instead they will live in a city that bans recreational marijuana
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
In 2013, NFL draft experts, as is tradition, assigned immediate letter grades to each team for their daring picks and draft-day trades. Let's see how accurate these graders turned out to be... oh my. I believe we can correctly grade the graders
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC investigation finds YouTube "stars" being paid to promote exam cheating service. YouTube responds by saying they will teach creators that dishonest behavior is bad. In related news, YouTube announced it will close today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Look, so maybe it's not as good as a last-gen US plane or even a Chinese stealth fighter, but the Russian Su-57 isn't complete garbage'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GM to power its Ohio and Indiana plants with wind instead of hundred-million-year-old plants. Still using dinosaurs to power its cars
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony blames everyone else for his team's first round exit against the Utah Jazz
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Coach, we're sorry, we're going to have to let you go." "Why?" "Well, you know...ahem...you have a few too many of you know...you know, of those...those players on the team"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook teamed up to save the world as spies? Let's all suffer together and recall this strange moment in movie history
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC, Vice team up on documentary about infamous novel The Satanic Verses, which no one has actually read
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
All you lib alarmists who said that Mick Mulvaney was going to "blow up" the CFPB (like he once said he was gonna) have been proven totally WRONG. Instead he's going to bleed it to death from thousands of small cuts, so there
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun Stroman wear his Saudi Arabian belt - and what vehicle will he flip? Will Sami Zayn be on TV? What about that really nice looking Saudi tryout? Are the women going to steal the show? This is YOUR WWE Raw thread, 8pm EST on USA network
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suspended pitcher Joe Kelly couldn't watch this weekend's series from the bullpen, dugout or press box, so he opted for the cheap seats instead
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Saudi Crown Prince lays it on the line for the Palestinians, says maybe they should've taken the deals they were offered instead of burning all their bridges
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
In 'Ragnarok,' Thor formed a team -- The Revengers ...annnnnnd failed to secure the merchandising rights
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I can understand being upset about your team's NFL draft picks but it might not be a good idea to tweet a picture depicting a drug lord killing narcotics officer and then threatening to do the same to the GM
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Google co-founder warns over evil 'sci-fi style' robots that could 'manipulate people' and steal your job, find Sarah Connor (possible nsfw content on page)
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
You're a superfan. Your team is playing a home game. You're banned from the stadium. What do?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 4 MLB Power Rankings are out. Your NL Central leader is ranked well below three of the teams chasing them. Don't ever change, ESPN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Penguin tears taste delicious
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Sun April 29, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, how did your team do in the NFL draft? If you're a Bucs, Cardinals, Titans, Bears, Jags or Bengals fan, crack open a couple cold ones. If you're a Chiefs, Saints or Raiders fan, might want to drink the whole case
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Melo on being a team player and winning a championship: "That's out of the question"
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane
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(Jon McNaughton)
 
 
 
Grace your home with Jon McNaughton's newest masterpiece, in which noted fisherman in a 3-piece suit, Donald J. Trump, teaches an SJW to fish
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Sat April 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Bucks and Celtics wrap up their series with Game 7, while the Pelicans and Warriors start their second round series. Which mean green team will prevail? Will the Pelicans start off on the right foot? Tip-off is at 8pm ET on TNT
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFL Draft concludes with Rounds 4 through 7. Who will be the big steals here? Who will be Mr. Irrelevant? Are you still watching? The Draft concludes at Noon ET
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Your owner sucks, your team is crappy, your fan base hates you, and your new city doesn't give a shiat about you.....I know let's cut our future hall of famer and face of the franchise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe if you didn't nickel and dime us to the brink of insanity over every little thing, we might stop stealing your damn pillows and blankets. Ever think of that, airlines?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thought you could reduce your life insurance premiums by vaping instead of smoking? Think again
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could"
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Winning wildlife photo disqualified because the anteater it featured had been to the taxidermist first
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
An attorney asks a federal judge to give him a little bit of a break on a deadline because he was up late watching the Utah Jazz playoff game. Immediately gets offer to replace Rudy Giuliani on Trump's defense team
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Rounds 2 and 3 of the NFL Draft is scheduled for Friday. Which picks will make the biggest impact in the league from the start? Do you consider any selections a big steal? The Draft continues at 7pm ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Future hall of fame TE unexpectedly announces retirement, smashing hopes of fans everywhere for his long time team
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
So who will be the number one pick in the 2018 NFL Draft? Will there be any trades? Who will be the next big bust? The fun starts at 8pm ET, so be there to cheer on your team
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comrade Stein refuses to turn over campaign documents to Senate Russia Investigation. Those letters to Putin must be very steamy
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump concludes his Fox & Friends interview ranting about conflicts of interest on Robert Mueller's team and how he's going to meddle more aggressively in it. Bonus: They had to cut him off (w/video)
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Teammates giving you the silent treatment after your first home run never gets old. Even better, when it's to mega star Jose Altuve
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who knew a steady diet of cigarettes, booze, Red Bull and junk food would lead to death?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin finally admits "The Winds of Winter" is not coming out in 2018. But hey, here's a history of the Targaryens for you to buy instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods gives cute Nepalese golfer a private lesson. Teaches her some golf too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump isn't the reason the North Koreans stopped nuke testing. They may have just broken their underground test facility instead. (story is from WSJ, hence using twitter)
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Reviews for Infinity War are now coming in and it seems like a team-up movie can work rather well if you spend 10 years doing the buildup instead of 10 minutes [DON'T POST SPOILERS]
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What happens when Pro Bowl NFL quarterback Jared Goff tries out for a junior college football team as a transfer? The starting QB gets asked if he is the punter
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight, so here's a little something for all the fans of teams who didn't make the playoffs - Down Goes Brown's draft lottery power rankings
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(Mansfield News Journal)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash runs the gauntlet with the help of Leo Snart. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David answers 42 when he is tested. (FX 10pm)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
'It may be time to draw a tear on the detachable eyes of Hasbro's Mr. Potato Head.'
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
India decides to cancel the India part of the Russian/Indian stealth fighter project
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Colorado GOPers introduce bill that threatens striking teachers with jail time. Surely, this will solve the problem of uppity teachers demanding raises and result in a boom of teachers moving to Colorado seeking employment
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
New Tennessee Vols football coach upset that only 65,000 people showed up for the spring orange and white game. That's about 64,000 more than I would have expected for this train-wreck of a team. This guy seems like a real anal orifice
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What do you do if your Women's Tennis Team is 10-16 after the season but you need to be .500 to make the NCAA Tournament? If you're the University of Arkansas you schedule 6 tournaments in one day against Tennessee State and go 6-0
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll finds that more than 78% of Americans feel that teachers are underpaid. And more than half would actually support a tax increase if it meant teachers got a raise, whereas only 23% would oppose one
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest disrespect to the Ancient, Honorable, and Immutable Unwritten Rules of Base Ball: blocking baserunners from stealing signs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver brought back The Catheter Cowboy and purchased airtime on Sean Hannity's show to teach Trump a lesson on math while addressing the Iran deal
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL mock draft pioneer and infamous shut-in Joel Buschbaum once was offered a job by Bill Belichick to concoct multiple mocks to give Browns the ultimate edge on draft day. His response: Thanks but no thanks, I feel like I work for every team
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Dear Wayne and Wanda: I can't believe my boyfriend decided to take his child to a baseball game instead of spending time with me, his needy, clingy, lonely, co-dependent girlfriend
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Kenyon Martin says more than 80% of NBA players smoke pot. Fans begin trying to figure out who is the one player on the court on each team who isn't stoned
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Gronk no want to work out with team. Gronk want to ride bicycles instead
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With weather threatening, the start has been moved up. Josef Newgarden is on the pole along side his teammate Will Power. Expect the wet tires to get some use today. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama discussion thread at 3pm EDT on NBCSN
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones has an apprentice who is about to steal his crown and lead the Kingdom of Derplandia
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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(Chikasha News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma pill jockey steals 20,000 pills. At 30 pills an hour, it would've taken him nearly 4 weeks to count all of them
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Mueller team: LOL
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
H-1B engineers: "Thanks, but no thanks. We'll take Canada instead. They're much more polite"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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(USA Today High School Sports)