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Fri May 25, 2018
(Bend Bulletin)
 
 
 
Drugged driver who seriously injured and blinded a man broke down and cried in the courtroom, asking for mercy. That's when prosecutors played tapes of him laughing and mocking his victim while he was in jail
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Oliver North blames culture of violence for school massacres, let's roll tape of his gig as pitchman for Call of Duty:Black Ops IV
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What shiat will hit the fan today? Will Trump fire everyone not related to him? Will Rudy step on his dick again? Will Mueller go to Jared's with a warrant? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Lordy, there ARE tapes" (~5pm news dump)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deciding to go full Stupid Watergate, a White House aide taped Trump meetings because he wanted to "impress friends" later with them
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Short List)
 
 
 
Hipsters hint that cassettes and vinyl are OVER, may soon get into reel-to-reel tapes. I wish this were satire
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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Thu April 26, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Broken utility pole wrapped in duct tape has residents asking a lot of questions
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Wed April 25, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(22 Words)
 
Boobies
 
Ariel Winter posed topless and nobody else is reading the rest of this, so Mr. Putin, the nuclear command codes are in a 7-Up can at the southwest corner of Pennsylvania and 18th. I expect to get the pee tape no later than Wednesday. Thanks, Donald
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sunday Mixtape: Share the soundtrack of your life in 12 songs or less. ( maybe a little more depending on your age) Rules are loose
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump lied about his wealth to a journalist in the 1980s using the fake name John Barron. Lordy there's a tape
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Why does David Pastrnak use so little tape on his stick?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
For Sale: used Apollo-Era Astronaut underwear. "The most sophisticated diaper in the world". For inflight fecal collection "the device used was a plastic bag which was taped to the buttocks to capture feces." Most sophisticated
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Tue April 17, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Ovechkin finally replace the batteries in his controller or rage-quit? Will there be a Hockey Rapture in Jets/Wild? Will the Golden Knights dethrone the Kings? Will someone duct tape Pierre's mouth shut? Pucks drop @ 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30pm ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Judge says, nope, sorry, those Cohen tapes we are going to enjoy, like so much. Sorry Donnie ya frickin' loser
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump orders missile strikes on Syria in response to confirmation of Pee Tape
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne wants you to know the pee tape is none of your damn business
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Thu April 12, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
High school football bench warmer described as looking "like a baby giraffe" is now a future NFL player. How did he do it? A creative highlight tape, letters begging colleges to take him and a cheap buffet nearby
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Wed April 11, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House says they hold Syria & Russia responsible for the chemical attack. Theresa May orders submarines to move within missile range of Syria. Paul Ryan to spend more time at the gym. It's your MSNBC thread. Fun starts at 8 PM ET. Doors now open
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently one of the things the FBI agents who raided Mickey Cohen's office were looking for was any records Cohen had related to the now-famous "Access Hollywood" tape
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes privately told colleagues that if the DoJ doesn't hand over those documents, he will microwave so many grapefruit, so help him, that "More than Words" mix tape will be worn down to the nubs in the boombox when he's done
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Awkward is finding a 'homemade' 'Dad's Army-themed' sex tape made by your nan and grandad based on the famous BBC show
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Here's a handy guide. If you find bushels of cash, you may have a congressional tenant. If you find lube, several cartons of grapefruit, a microwave, and a well-worn Extreme cassette tape with "More Than Words" on repeat, then you may have a Devin
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Sun April 01, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Jesus. Break out the eye bleach. The long rumored Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump sex tape has been leaked. Definitely NSFW, and probably not safe for your eyes
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
People are lovin the fiery new mixtape from A) Logic B) Lil Wayne or C) Wendy's
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Fri March 23, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Bolton push for war with Iran? Will Donny veto his own party's spending bill? Will the Stormy tape drop? Are these seriously questions? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1300)
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
When you work for Fly Jamaica, don't be surprised if they search you and find the $160,000 worth of cocaine taped to your legs
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Mon March 19, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump opens the morning with a Twit-fit then goes full Duterte in New Hampshire. Plus, Cambridge Analytica discusses entrapping politicians with hookers and Lordy there are tapes. It is the Manic Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread
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(Channel 4)
 
 
 
UK's Channel 4 releases the tapes. Cambridge Analytica discusses bribing politicians and entrapping them with hookers
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Tue March 13, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Tokyo store dubbed "cassette heaven" by music lovers for its shelves of radio-cassette players and repaired Walkmen, accompanied by over 6,000 new and vintage cassette tapes of every type. That's so metal
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This time, there WILL be a tape
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
At Cleveland's "Big Lebowski"-themed Abide yoga studio, the classes have names like "They Left the Tape Deck Though, and the Creedence..." and "Tying the Whole Room Together." You don't even have to walk far to find a White Russian
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Sun February 25, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Even though it is tape delayed, here is the last day of the Fark Olympic Discussion threads. The Closing Ceremony will start at 8pm ET on NBC, and it can be streamed as well
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the fake media was wrong in reporting that he wants to arm teachers. He actually wants to arm teachers. Big difference
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman: Donald Trump came up to me and started kissing me. Trump: It's all lies I would never do such a thing. Trump on tape:"I do this all the time. When I see a beautiful woman I can't help myself I just walk right up and start kissing her"
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The TNG episode "Tapestry" aired 25 years ago today. John-Luck Pickerd still hasn't picked up his flowers
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Tue February 13, 2018
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Christian College justice: Kiss your same sex partner? That's an expelling. "Haze" your teammate as a group by tackling him, binding him with duct-tape, and sodomizing him while pretending to be a "Muslim goat farker?" That's an 8-page essay
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity: Derp derp derpity *spit noises* SECRET SPERM WHITEY TAPE. Awooga. Dive. Dive. Deep into the rabbit hole that is my mind. Swirling, swirling like a torrent of stupid. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man calls, beats woman's 14 cattle eye worms with pork tapeworm in his eye that wants to eat his brain. Eye worm trifecta in play
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Thu February 08, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Curling fans, it's the big one, Team USA v. Team Canada in mixed-doubles curling. Hot rock action @ 6am ET. Oh, and apparently there's ski jumping too. Figure skating training @ 4:30pm ET. It's your 2018 Winter Olympics Day 2 non-tape delayed thread
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this vintage VHS tape
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Passenger restrained with duct tape and zip ties after storming cockpit, apparently after misunderstanding the flight attendant as having said they were also out of coffee
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin reminds everyone who owns the only copy of the Pee Pee tape
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Sun January 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Oh lordy there's a tape
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