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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician ridiculed for claim that ancient texts show India invented the internet. In his defense there are an awful lot of depictions of the Kama Sutra on the net
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Best Obama speech ever. "Stay woke, biatches" (NSFW language)
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Mon April 16, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Argument between two golfers leaves a hole in one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
German doctor is charged with killing his lover by sprinkling cocaine on himself before having her perform oral sex, which gives a whole new meaning to "coke head"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Grandmother shot in the face by stray bullet, lives to tell the tale to her grandchildren, who will pretend to be interested after hearing it ten times
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Fri April 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger is feeling good but not great after heart surgery, just wants to say "Hasta la vista, baby" to the struggles associated with it
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man denies shooting off own testicle with sawed-off shotgun
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
I'm having very minor surgery this weekend, and I won't be able to get up and walk around for four or five days. I'm looking for suggestions of shows and movies for my wife and I to watch while I'm incapacitated
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Update on Boston Bruins Brandon Carlo has been issued. Short version: Bruins are hosed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"F**king hip. I blame the f**king peasants for this. By the way nurse, nice cans"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
There are assholes, and then there are "suing 10-year-old child because I ran into her bike while jogging" assholes
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(Today)
 
 
 
♫ And we're slow dancin', swayin' to the music, Slow dancin', just me and my girl, Slow dancin', swayin' to the music, No one else in the whole wide world, just you and Caturday ♫
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons agree that they have never seen a patient with so much gall
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons agree that they have never seen a patient with so much gall
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Ric Romero News special correspondent Captain Obvious reports that losing weight may improve your love life
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The one where the guy's beer belly is a 30-pound tumor
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The one where the guy's beer belly is a 30-pound tumor
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If there wasn't already enough to worry about with Australian wildlife, the snakes are now eating slippers
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Mon March 26, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Nobody deserves to wander the desert surviving on only cactus and human urine. Not even an attorney
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Samantha Martin, the founder and trainer of the Amazing Acro-Cats - who has also rescued and found homes for 216 felines over the years - needs your help to say 'fark cancer' on Caturday
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lorna Luft undergoes successful surgery for removal of a brain tumor. Mother unavailable for comment
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Trip to dentist leads to (a) loss of 12 pounds, (b) deadly heart infection, (c) bizarre, bulging lump on right hand, or (d) all of the above
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whoever had Rafael Montero in the "Next Mets pitcher to need Tommy John surgery" pool, please collect your winnings
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or at least killing and eating the bull that broke your non-pitching elbow makes you happier
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Man cuts off thumb by accident, has it replaced with his own big toe. Doctors say he'll be able to hitchhike in another 6 months
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
He shoulda quit while he was a head
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Six-year-old girl undergoes surgery to remove cancer tumors from neck, head in places so difficult to reach, no surgeon would do it. So they let a robot operate instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets place David Wright on the DL. In other news David Wright was apparently healthy enough to maybe play baseball again
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
$75,000 worth of titanium medical screws were stolen from SUV parked in man's yard. Hope you weren't planning on having your sternum repaired after open-heart surgery in Memphis today. Theft of crazy-priced items trifecta in play
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The CDC wants you to know that trimming cannabis leaves may cause carpal tunnel. Of course smoking the cannabis may relieve those symptoms. Then again, digging into the deep bags of Cheetos may rekindle those symptoms. And it just goes on and on
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Tue March 06, 2018
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man with large face tumor reveals - you know what, just stop right there
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Sat March 03, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Turns out that your nose really isn't as large as you thought all along, selfie-loving-narcissists
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Fri March 02, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
He sounded fat
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Selfies are making us hate our noses and distorting our sense of bodily acceptance
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
How should we balance the quality of life, emotional toll, potential medical benefits, and the costs and consequences of medical procedures for the very aged?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Superhero' 4-year-old donates bone marrow to baby twin brothers
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Fri February 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Gandhi on the beach, there's nothing better / But I like Gandhi when she's wrapped in a sweater ♫
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Man learns to use robotic arm controlled by his thoughts, now learning to deal with chafing
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Turkey known for tormenting Cuyahoga Falls dies. With creepy pics of soulless bird eyes
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Wed February 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck says that his second surgery on his shoulder has set sail, along with his career
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Shazier vows to play football again
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Playtime is over as kangaroo breaks the jaw of would be hunter
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"'Catwoman' Jocelyn Wildenstein denies rumors of cosmetic surgery." Wait, so that happened naturally?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Game not over, man
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And now plastic surgeons are trying to figure out the mystery behind Trump's hair
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Sat February 10, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Thrifty millennials kill the facelift, as their expert use of filters and angled shots reduces need for expensive, invasive plastic surgery. "Millennials are expected to take as many as 25,000 selfies in their lifetime" - it's in the contract
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
A cancer patient has saved his local hospital thousands of pounds after he found crucial secondhand medical equipment for the oncology department on eBay
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
News: Man drinks 25 cans of Monster and Red Bull. More news: He suffers a brain hemorrhage. Fark: He demands that all energy drinks be banned
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
They pull into your patch, you pull out a shovel. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the court. That's the ice cream man way
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
The time Mr. Rogers flew to Baltimore to see a fan who was in the hospital recovering from brain surgery. Story to the left, onion cutting factory to the right
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Professional Darts Corporation announces that darts competitions are scrapping 'walk-on girls.' In related news, darts competitions have 'walk-on girls.'
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Sat January 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Boogie down
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Thu January 25, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
Boobies
 
Woman getting death threats for crowdfunding her breast reduction surgery
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Wed January 24, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always good to see someone start a new career, but maybe 'police composite sketch artist' is a bit too close to 'Disneyland caricature sketch artist' to work
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says she has "no regrets" about asking Jane Fonda about plastic surgery. Apparently Kelly draws the line at hair dyeing, teeth-whitening and Botox
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Tue January 23, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
You are still more likely to die in a hospital on the weekend, so keep partying and go on Monday
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly has comeback for Jane Fonda 4 months later, "Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you"
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Man who pretended to be anesthesiologist at California hospital is really a 27-year-old Iraqi national with a Swedish passport who entered the U.S. on a visa that expired last month. Or Stephen Miller's erotic fanfic?
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Fri January 19, 2018
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
"Hi there, I'll be your spastic excursion ... *hic* ... elastic surgeon ... *hic* ... plastic sturgeon ... *hic* ... face cutter today"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Farkers have experience with prostate removal? My father is going in for surgery on Friday. His surgeon told him he has a 50/50 chance of incontinence after surgery. Is that common?
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Wed January 17, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Chris Christie, who is the first New Jersey Governor in decades not to break their leg while in office
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Richard the pony is finally getting a new richard
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
If you're tired of your dog shedding all over the house or just want to shame the poor creature for existing: Dog leotards
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Army vet sues VA over scalpel left in body after surgery. VA plans counter-suit for theft and unauthorized possession of government property
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Thu January 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shut up, Prostate
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Fri January 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues hospital, doctor after experiencing severe case of clamps
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a woman with a hatchet and a head full of shrooms
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What is brain surgery Alex?
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Eating ketchup may cause Crohn's disease, especially if you swallow the little foil packet whole
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Tue January 02, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood has officially been replaced by a replicant
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman carries her heart on her sleeve in order to stay alive. I'm sorry, I meant, carries her heart in her backpack
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A hair salon that offers butt implant surgery? That should've been a red flag right there
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NY launches new paid time off law. Parents can spend more time with babies, goofing off
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Catster)
 
 
 
Cat testicles are a bit like boogers
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Fri December 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rocky Raccoon, crept into the room, and proceeded to attack the sleeping baby
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