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| Thu June 30, 2022 |
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Federal Appeals Court affirms bus drivers' right to wear Black Lives Matter masks. Fox News unsure whether to retweet #AllMasksMatter
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Well, the President tried, but the real two in power have put the kibosh on expanding SCOTUS
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Wondering how else the Supreme Court managed to accelerate the emergence of dystopian States of America?
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Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately, but now they're trying to take it all away from us unless we take a stand hand in hand. Let's hear it for the Supreme Court. Don't let them take it away. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Police, looking for arsonist, subpoena Google to get the IP address of anyone who Googled the house address 15 days prior to the fire. Smart criminals use Startpage.com for their criminal search needs
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If you're in trouble and you know it, clap your (tiny) hands
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We're starting to get a pretty good idea of exactly what sort of American the Supreme Court believes deserves to have rights. Non-deserving: Women, native Americans, immigrants, minority voters. Deserving: White men who want to pray
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McConnell complains about president Biden politicizing the Supreme Court. That's the joke
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In a blow to DeathSantis, judge rules Florida's 15-week abortion ban is unconstitutional as it violates the state constitution's right to privacy
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Welcome to Hell, Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson
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As bad as this SCOTUS season was, the next could be worse
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The Supreme Court finds that you don't have to remain in Mexico and are welcome to lose your rights right here in the United States (PDF)
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Oakland's fate in SCOTUS' competent hands now
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Starting tomorrow, drivers in Florida could get ticketed for playing music too loudly in their cars. Aren't guns loud too?
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Now the Supreme Court is going after the planet
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For some strange reason, many Americans just don't seem to feel any sense of patriotism toward their country anymore. But it's Cillizza reporting, so I'm sure this has to do with Democratic disarray
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Hail Satan
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"Make no mistake, this is the 'McConnell Court,'" which makes Roberts the turtle head. Yep, that tracks
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IVF clinics in the United States of Gilead are in a panic as what are they supposed to do with all of their unused fertilized embryos they have sitting in the freezer since disposing them would be considered abortion now
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More and more people are saying it: Pritzker for Prez 2024
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Since they're shredding the First and Fourth Amendments, the Supreme Court decides the Sixth Amendment may as well be ripped apart, too
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Pokes them with a stick: "C'mon, do something"
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| Sun June 26, 2022 |
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Lindsey Graham (R) assures us the Supreme Court will not reconsider opinions protecting same-sex relationships, marriage equality or access to contraceptives, forgets to add "if the US manages to fix the court before they get to it"
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Sen. Warren decries the Supreme Court as illegitimate and demands action to "pack the court"
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Mary Miller (R-eich), who has previously spoken favorably about Hitler, says she didn't mean to say "white life." She just mispronounced one syllable, forgot another, and didn't immediately correct herself. You know, as one does
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Companies: We'll pay your travel. Patagonia: Hold my beer, we'll pay your bail
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20 years after the fact, Anita Hill received a voicemail from Ginni Q. Terrorist demanding that she apologize to Justice Hate Toad for outing him as a sexual harasser
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What lies were said during their Senate confirmation hearings by the villainous Supreme Fatal Five?
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| Thu June 16, 2022 |
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Well, it's rainy season again. BEAR raining season, that is
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Surely this is the most Wisconsin name possible for a Trumpy lawyer attempting to overthrow the will of the people
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This Father's Day, give the gift Dad really wants... access to legal abortions. This has been a thoughtful public service announcement by comedian W. Kamau Bell
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Defense lawyers are warning that Roe's fall will lead to a huge spike in mass incarceration, as errant women are locked away in facilities where, presumably, they'll receive instruction in their proper role within society as the vessel for man's seed
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Huh, well I wonder who at the Supreme Court was arguing that they should hear Trump's case about overturning the election? You got the clearance, Clarence? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Otero County wackos ordered by New Mexico Supreme Court to certify election results by June 17. We all know the wackos won't do that, so let's watch them get all their votes nullified
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According to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, the Uvalde school massacre was caused by A: A gunman with mental illness? B: America's lax gun laws? or C: God?
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| Fri May 20, 2022 |
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Man suing college for not letting him be gay on campus
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Ban abortion? MAGA state senate candidate goes one better, she would ban all birth control
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Court throws out woman's $300,000 hospital bill. Citizens of first world countries ask "What's a hospital bill?"
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Court throws out woman's $300,000 hospital bill. Citizens of first world countries ask "What's a hospital bill?"
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There is no statistically significant difference of views on abortion between men and women
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Final Dobbs decision will be the ultimate battle between Justice Clarence Thomas and Chief Justice John Roberts. Maybe even end in a death match
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Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred?
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Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred?
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Eastman reveals just how involved Trump was in his effort to overturn the election. Tick tock
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Tears on My Pillow
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If only there was a way lawmakers could change the law so police couldn't issue tickets for license plate frames. If only
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If only there was a way lawmakers could change the law so police couldn't issue tickets for license plate frames. If only
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| Wed May 11, 2022 |
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Federal government announces funding to expand access to abortion services
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The boulder rolls back down, Sisyphus dismayed
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After months of Ron DeScriminantis claiming that proposed Congressional district maps were unconstitutional, a judge he appointed says the map he drew is unconstitutional
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Howard Stern: "I wish the Republicans would go back to being old school Republicans, where they didn't want to invade your private life." Unfortunately, Prescott Bush, GOP senator and Planned Parenthood treasurer, died in 1972
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"The politicization of the court is no secret at this point and for Justice Roberts to pretend there were no Democratic justices and Republican justices, that's really absurd. That notion has been demolished." Daniel Ellsberg
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Do you really need to be concerned about deleting your period tracking app in a post-Roe world? Slate asks the question. Quick summary of the article: 1,600 words, then "meh, you decide"
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MussAlito's draft decision on abortion is the only one being circulated at SCOTUS. There are no alternatives or compromises being discussed
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Trump attorney John Eastman to state legislators: If you can just go ahead and retabulate the vote counts making it where Trump won, that would be great
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Sheldon Whitehouse unmasks the GOP scheme to capture the Supreme Court
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| Fri May 06, 2022 |
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Turns out the SCOTUS abortion ruling leak was a ploy to take down MyPillow guy. That is, at least, if you tend to believe deeply deluded MyPillow guy
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Democrats put themselves up as protectors of body autonomy
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All the countries in the world that allow abortion in one convenient, alphabetical list. You know, just in case
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2022 will be remembered as the year of a new Dred Scott decision, this one legally defining women as second class citizens
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Susan Collins says no to Democrats' abortion-rights bill because it contains too many abortion rights
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Concerned About Roe, These Women Are Turning to Sterilization. LOL, can't get screwed over by fascist abortion laws if you can't have kids
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70 people inside SCOTUS had access to Alito's draft, the leaker is one of them
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Seven lies the Right keeps telling about abortion, corrected. Subby will add an eighth: You don't actually have to get all ten abortions during the same year to get the 11th one free at the Abortionplex
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According to Peter Doocy, only right wingers have the right to protest
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Jim Clyburn: "I know you're scared of losing Roe v. Wade. That's why I'm supporting an anti-abortion Democrat over his pro-choice primary opponent"
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Ohio Redistricting Commission approves gerrymandered maps for the fifth time after courts strike then down. BONUS: Maps are the exact same as the fourth map which had caused the courts to threaten to hold the commission in contempt
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SCOTUS yeets recognized Constitutional rights, the re-mix, feat. Dred Scott
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Does the Church of the FSM have a flag? Because the Satanic Temple beat them to the request that their flag fly at Boston City Hall
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Levi Strauss tells workers they don't have to pass on their genes
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John Roberts is going to go down in history as the man who oversaw the complete dissolution of the Supreme Court's legitimacy, and there's really not much he can do about it anymore
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"In my line of work I need love to keep my hands from freezing on the inside ... I need you to turn up the radio, louder please. Just so that I don't have to listen to this shiat again." It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Pops popcorn, snaps open camp chair: Anonymous threatens SCOTUS over leaked draft. Fail, Fake, Dumbass, Facepalm, Amusing tags all point fingers at each other
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It's about time someone punctured SCOTUS's veil of secrecy. Should have lifted some robes also and kicked a few in the nads
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A real genius suggests that Ketanji Brown Jackson, who isn't on the Supreme Court yet, leaked draft. I guess she borrowed Obama's time machine or RBG's old SCOTUS credientails to sneak into the chambers to get it
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Should Supreme Court Justices be investigated for perjury?
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Jeffery Toobin spars with former Utah Rep Mia Love (R-epugnant) over abortion, manages to resist masturbating during the segment
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Mitch McConnell wants Republicans to keep the midterms out of their mouths, save space for Trump's mushroom
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Sulu is now Cassandra. Heed his warning, America
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