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Thu May 28, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian greengrocers get tough on stalk snappers
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's Fark and Schnitt podcast, Todd recounts his Cannonball Run from NYC to Tampa in a U-Haul and Drew explains that when Kentucky Governor Beshear says he's not afraid of the Flu Klux Klan, it's because he's got the literal firepower to back it up
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
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Are you pandemic-buying hot dogs like a weiner-crazed hotdog nut? Hotdogs are flying off the shelves at supermarkets these coronavirus days
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future
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Wed May 06, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Penguins coach Mike Sullivan pays for groceries for senior shoppers at two supermarkets
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Tue May 05, 2020
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Carnivorious consumers now heading directly to farms for their meat because of limits on meat products in supermarkets
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Masked Belgians begin their cautious exit from lockdown, won't commit to having a new album out any time soon
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's the deal with baby carrots?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
I don't care how runny it is
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crazy Belgians now being called upon to eat fries at least twice a week because more than 750,000 tons of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. Crazy Belgians: Challenge accepted, pass the Andalouse sauce
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
British politicians and motorist advocates decry gas price gouging when 75% of the pump price is tax
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The 'Gimp Man of Essex' goes out shopping for his essentials, stuns other shoppers who are perplexed he's not wearing his ball gag for coronavirus protection
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at Sakura Matcha Oreos
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man who tried to return 150 one-litre bottles of hand sanitiser could end up in solvent
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Thinking of ordering your groceries online? Yeah....well.....good luck with that
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vile hoarder brags about the food they've had to keep chucking out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 08, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ stores and supermarkets to start limiting customers to 50% of capacity. Which shouldn't be too hard as they won't be allowing customers without impossible-to-find face masks in the first place
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grocery store workers are beginning to die from COVID-19. Good thing they don't cost much to replace. And if you're outraged by that, hold on to that outrage and remember it when this is all over and everybody forgets about them being "heroes"
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I think we're providing a vital service selling nicotine products. Off licences are still allowed to stay open, so why not us? You can also go to DIY stores, are nails essential?"
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Wed April 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK delivery drivers are being denied access to rest stop toilets over coronavirus fears, are being encouraged to run around and around until they're all pooped out
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Italy now descending into chaos and anarchy because of the coronavirus pandemic lockdown - people are saying they're at their limit after 20 days
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Wed March 25, 2020
(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Can't find eggs at the supermarket? Just get some chickens like Tom Holland. With pics of Tom Holland holding chickens
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Tue March 24, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ACME supermarkets to install Plexiglas dividers between the cashier and customers at the checkout. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons to not even try to speculate what could possibly go wrong
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
ACME supermarkets to install Plexiglas dividers between the cashier and customers at the checkout. I've seen enough Roadrunner cartoons to not even try to speculate what could possibly go wrong
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Mon March 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Freeze. What is your business here citizen? Toilet papers please. OK move along
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK supermarket: "Please respect that the first grocery shopping hour is reserved for the fatigued, overworked NHS staff." UK general public: "THIS IS SPARTA"
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Thu March 19, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
With empty shelves in the supermarkets Subby has one question, is John Lithgow a time traveler sent here to warn us?
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BrewDog to begin shifting production to make hand sanitizer, which is good news for two reasons as it means there will be both more hand sanitizer and less BrewDog in the world
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. retail sales only dropped 0.5% in February, in what's going to be the best economic news for the rest of the year
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever been to Manhattan this is surely a site to see. Aerial and other photographs show it's practically a ghost town due to the coronavirus. Will Smith seen waiting in bathtub
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Probably NSFW. There's a novel 2 for 1 deal that will ease the pasta shortage. Just tell the kids it's a lighthouse on the rocks
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australia steps up to be the only adult in the room so far
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Fri March 13, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Please don't masturbate with hand sanitizer. The stupid. It burns
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Thu March 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Mount Everest is closed. Masked yeti out front shoulda' toldya
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In the wake of panic buying, amusement arcade owner creates panic grabbing
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Sun March 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First British supermarkets start rationing essential items due to coronavirus hoarding, a full 10 months ahead of planned post-Brexit rationing
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New South Wales police called to a grocery store to stop a brawl over.....toilet paper. "There is no need for it. It isn't the Thunderdome, it isn't Mad Max, we don't need to do that." You know the law: three shoppers enter, one shopper leaves
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Fri March 06, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK's Health Minister Matt Hancock: "We're working closely with Supermarkets to make sure shelves stay stocked while idiots panic buy soap & toilet roll" Supermarket CEOs "Who said what in the when now?"
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Wed March 04, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
People panic buy toilet paper all over the country creating a national shortage. Supermarkets scramble to restock their shelves. Guess what happens next
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Tue February 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So... what happened in 2015-2016?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A certain brand of peanut butter has a predictable opinion on the correct way to pronounce Graphics Interchange Format
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Due to the bushfires, Australia facing broccoli shortage at supermarkets. Lucky bastards
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