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headlines found matching 'super'
Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Customer goes bananas after supermarket charges £930.11 for just one
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1938, the world met the Last Son of Krypton for the very first time. So, what do you get the Superman who has everything on his 80th birthday?
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Batman is tired of Superman saying he smells, calls He-Man for backup
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
The 100 most influential comic book pages. Come for the origins of Superman, Batman, Captain America, the Justice Society of America, stay to see how it turns out in the 2000s
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's soundproofed phone booth, where he presumably goes every time he repeals another clean air regulation to pretend that he's Superman, is a violation of Federal law
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't freak out you nutty superstitious people on Friday the 13th, these 13 important facts about the day will surely calm you down. Maybe not, because you're super nutty to begin with
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Thu April 12, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fallout in Washington State as Paul Ryan announces retirement. Great, just what we need, Super Mutants infesting the Space Needle
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The good news: Isaac Asimov's classic Foundation novels are being adapted for television. The kill it with fire news: By the "Batman v. Superman" writer
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: The Rapture has been rescheduled for April 23rd of this year. We're super serious this time. No fooling. Really. This is not a joke. You'll see. Mark your calendar. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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Sun April 08, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Wrestlemania 34 is here and live from the Superdome in New Orleans. What are the matches you are most looking forward to? Who will win between Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns? Pre-show @ 5 PM ET. The main event fun begins at 7 PM ET
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out these 50 supermarket tricks and facts the stores don't want you to know. How about grow your own food instead?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Target expands by adding line of mini stores designed to fit perfectly into all the closed supermarkets nationwide
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cast of "The Walking Dead" honors superfan who lost battle with cancer. Made sure her headshot was clean and on point
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's a dream I've had since I was a boy," says man who will attempt to wear 300 neckties at once
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Georgia town declares April to be Confederate History Month. Then things get super racist
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows that free trade and investment agreements with the US have been making Canadians fatter. So Trump may actually be doing Canada and Mexico a solid by cutting them off from the problem, giving America health insurance cash to the Super Rich
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be Hail to the Victors or Super 'Nova? Will this game determine if you win your office pool? We may remember the Alamo, but will you remember this game? It is your NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship. Tip-off is at 9:20 PM ET on TBS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Say a prayer of thanks to John Legend and the cast of NBC's Live "Jesus Christ Superstar"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nuclear waste, superhero origin stories could soon be things of the past
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a live-action adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar starring John Legend as the Son of God. How many botched lines will there be? Will audiences suffer for what seems like 40 days and nights? The suffering begins at 8pm ET on NBC
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle's "first-come, first-served" rental law is an unconstitutional taking, says King County Superior Court Judge
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(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and Democracy 21 have filed a criminal complaint against Steve Bannon, the Trump campaign, the John Bolton Super PAC, Cambridge Analytica, Alexander Nix, and SCL Elections
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Turns out DC didn't care for the animated movie Superman: Doomsday either. So they're going to try again with The Death Of Superman. And it looks like they got it right this time
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uber and Lyft are causing regular New York cab drivers to commit suicide. Judd Hirsch and Robert DeNiro are on 24 hour supervision
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So let's check in with jeanetically blessed supermodel Brooke Shields, now 52. Still a model. Still super
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Wed March 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad: You have gonorrhea. Worse: It's super-gonorrhea. WTF: "World's worst" super-gonorrhea
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
London's mayor wants an NFL team and the Super Bowl. Wonder which team is for sale right now?
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally loquacious Belichick surprisingly still mum on on decision not to start Butler in Super Bowl his Patriots lost
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study finds top sports leagues heavily promote unhealthy food and beverages, wins this week's Superb Owl of Obvious
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The legendary Howard Cosell was born 100 years ago today. You children on my lawn are now free to wax idiotic on how the likes of Stephen A. Smith, Joe Buck, John Sterling and Skip Bayless are somehow superior
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander reveals how he balances marriage with baseball. He's a multi-millionaire professional athlete with a supermodel wife. If he had any more balance he could moonlight with Cirque du Soleil
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Black Panther is now the most successful superhero movie of all time. This is why you always bet on Black
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Bike Sport News)
 
Boobies
 
The British MV Agusta supersport team are looking forward to a long hard season, hoping to have some thrilling fast rides, going deep into the leaderboard, and hopefully excess spilling will be kept at a minimum
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Superman's homeworld gets the ultimate prequel treatment, and we think you'll have an El of a good time. It's the first issue, er, episode of "Krypton" 10 PM ET on SyFy
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If your "psychoanalytical" models were so super, Cambridge Analytica, why would you need to use KGB style tactics to win?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma woman who married her mother pleads guilty to incest, awful Supergirl cosplay
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
John Bolton, mustache afficianato and potential Trump cabinet member, employed Cambridge Analytica for his Super PAC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Asteroid has better chance of hitting Earth in 2135 than you dating a supermodel
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Mon March 19, 2018
(National Post)
 
 
 
Forget everything you know about Acupuncture because we've supercharged it with LIVE BEEEES
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Why Donald Trump feels invincible." Um, because his average supporter thinks that sentence is referring to superpowers he has that make him hard to see?
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Sun March 18, 2018
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Beer-brewing monks get pissed at supermarket for selling their holy beer without permission
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Congress criticizes scientists for trying to find a super intelligent shade of blue
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blue Apron to start selling meal kits in supermarkets (or you can stroll over to the produce section and buy all of the ingredients yourself)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump wants to buy 20 stealth F-18 Super Hornets. He says they're "his favorite plane". They're the best plane, the stealthiest plane. So stealthy in fact, that they don't exist
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering where you could order a supercar built by ex-Lamborghini employees under the supervision of a legendary composer, this is your lucky day
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Wed March 14, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Relax, early humans have survived a supervolcano before, we'll survive the next one when Yellowstone blows up. Maybe
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Noted meteorologist Tom Skilling rushes to calm everyone's fears that recent Earthquakes at the Yellowstone super-volcano forecast a major eruption because volcanology has now been merged with meteorology... Please make a note of it (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Superdense corpse of a once-massive star roared back to life by feasting on its dying companion. Apparently the Zombie Apocalypse has even moved into outer space
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Museum's new Bowie exhibit evaluated by a fourth grade Bowie superfan
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Sat March 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The DNC is totally going to reduce the influence of superdelegates, just not this month. Maybe they'll get to this "milestone" in the summer. It's super important that you believe the DNC has good intentions for democracy
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana State AG sues school board that had a teacher arrested for questioning superintendent's $30K raise when teachers and school employees haven't had a raise in ten years
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Incident' at fertility clinic will either destroy embryos or give them super powers
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia makes breakthrough in quantum computing. I see they've played knifey-spooney-superposition before
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Google hard at work on new 72 qubit computer which uses advanced quantum technology. They are working on the ongoing problem of superposition which is probably some porn thing. All the advanced tech goes to porn
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Super monster robot wolf. Sleep tight
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School girls' basketball team owns the other team at the state tournament so badly that the school superintendent apologizes afterwards. Score? 93-7
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida highway patrol races a Lamborghini. Further evidence the police force needs more Italian supercars
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Penguin supercolony discovered in the Danger Islands. Quick, turn on the Bat-Signal
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
An essay on superhero movies. On why they work, what they seem to be setting out to do, and why Justice League sucked, while Black Panther was awesome. It's a read, but it's good
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Tue February 27, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In mid-March the price of toilet paper in Taiwan will skyrocket. Area supermarkets bracing for serious runs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It was a catch. Cowboys win their 6th Superb Owl
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Elvis D. Presley performs shows as the late superstar Elvis A. Presley, but he's also now filed to run as the Libertarian nominee challenging Arkansas Republican Rep. Rick Crawford. With pic
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wile E. Coyote, super genius
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Single young star seeks complex relationship with supermassive black hole, willing to experiment with threesomes but must be dominant
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(Bristol Post (UK))
 
 
 
Not news: Old man uses electric mobility scooter to go to supermarket. Fark: By driving on 70 mph, four-lane highway
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, residents of Arlington, VA. There's a budget shortfall this year, but your supervisors aren't raising your property taxes to cover it. They're just increasing the assessed value of your house
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Superhero' 4-year-old donates bone marrow to baby twin brothers
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Sun February 25, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
IOC to Russia: We'll lift the ban, but you gotta stop doping for at least one more day. Can you do that? Just until the closing ceremonies. I know it feels like forever, but it's really not that long. Oh, and no Russian flag. We're super serious
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jane Seymour, 67, poses for Playboy. Still a model. Still super (sfw)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomer testing a new camera happens to catch a supernova as it's being born. In other news, Subby managed to get out of bed and put on pants
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Wed February 21, 2018
(The Outline)
 
 
 
Noted alt-right superman and date rape apologist Mike Cernovich finds out his "super serum" isn't even Medium strength
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Did you hear that the Pillars of Creation had already been destroyed by a supernova, and we're just waiting for the light to arrive? Looks like they're still intact, after all
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(Chron)
 
 
 
This ought to go well: In Ground Zero of Gunland, Superintendent threatens to suspend students who disrupt school to protest gun laws
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Missourians suing over radioactive dumping ground in their backyard. Apparently, it's not giving them giant vegetables or superpowers
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermarket's Kevin the Carrot alcohol ad banned for appealing to children
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of superbowl LII's secrets revealed
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Mon February 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson thinks that one day we'll have universal income. Could you tell the right wing super rich? Because they'd prefer we'd all become part of a massive slave labor force
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unconventional superconductors may be used to create quantum computers of the future, the past, or never while you're actually using them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Atlantic writer: Trump administration 'snowflakes' get SUPER upset when anyone else 'says it like it is'
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Almost every single complaint about NBC Olympics coverage was on display during the Women's Super-G event
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Czech athlete wins super-G. News: Czech Snowboarder wins super-G. Fark: On borrowed Skis
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the comic superhero movie you were expecting with this insipidly boring softcore movie. Let's see if anyone notices
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Fri February 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you thought today's indictment revealed some super-secret Kremlin operation, it wasn't so secret. Here's an article from 2015 about some of the other things they've done
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
For those that weren't sure if winning the Super Bowl had gone to Philly's head, you now have no doubt
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supermassive black hole spotted feasting on 40-light-year-wide 'space doughnut.' Mmmm... space doughnut
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Proposed NASA budget contains funding for technology demonstrator supersonic plane that will, ideally, be able to break the sound barrier without a loud and obnoxious boom
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LOVE returns to Philadelphia, just in time to get greased up like a pole and rocked like a hurricane
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos and video of supermodel Kate Upton nearly swept off a rock during topless photo shoot. Why post even more? I know you are already clicked on the link
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DOnald Trump hAs supeR weirD capitaLizatIon hAbits on twitteR
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Pereira- Eagles should have been penalized on trick play in Super Bowl. Eagle fans- we've got your penalty flag right here, Mike
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
All about the little-known rival to the B-29 Superfortress heavy bomber
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patriots: Winning five Super Bowls is more fun than one. Expected Philly response: Throwing unopened cans of beer and padlocks at opposing fans is more fun than five Super Bowls
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl ticket lawsuit to be settled in court over it being too darn expensive for most people to go to it
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Mon February 12, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Let's be honest, you're just watching the Olympics for the crazy super-fail wipeouts
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake lands his fourth straight Billboard #1 thanks to his Superb Owl performance
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is what the Super Bowl of ice fishing looks like. Yer darn tootin'
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes doesn't need the lying fake news main stream media, he's got a super friendly news source that speaks truth to power, funded by...Devin Nunes
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Fri February 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'The nuclear security office was automatically alerted when two scientists tried hooking the supercomputer up to the internet, in order to mine bitcoins', proving even nuclear physicists can be dumbasses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Doug Pederson does in the parade what Tom Brady couldn't do in the Superb Owl
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
A walk-through the day before the Super Bowl and the Patriots might be watching, what do you do?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's quest for superlatives has yielded one title: Highest percentage of staff turnover in the first year, ever. Clearly, The Best People
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people are "supertasters". They're not the heroes we asked for, but they are the heroes we deserve
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL quarterback, sports broadcaster, PGA golfer, is there anything Tony Romo can't do? Besides win a Super Bowl
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fan billed $125 for seat he took home after the Super Bowl. For that kind of cash he could have bought two more beers during the game
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
This just in: If you're white, you're racist. If you're white and you never do, say or think anything racist and you treat everyone equally and fairly--well, then you're super-duper racist because you're just avoiding your racism
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're the Eagles fan that stole a seat from the Super Bowl; the Minneapolis Police would like to have a word with you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Take three luxury supercars, add three amateur drivers, throw in an illegal race on a public road, and sit back and watch the devastation
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A woman who threw a cup of hot scalding water right at the face of her supervisor at the 595 truck stop in Davie after he accused her of stealing finds herself in, well, hot water
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Tue February 06, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Enraged Florida Man hit girlfriend after she made "provocative" comments about Tom Brady during Super Bowl, cops say
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Steph Curry said it was 'fun' being booed at Super Bowl, "It means you're doing something right if people hate you"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix's decision to unexpectedly dump a Cloverfield sequel on unsuspecting Super Bowl audiences makes a lot more sense once you've seen the product
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LII? Yeah, it was pretty good, if you're into the more mainstream Super Bowls. I prefer some of the other Super Bowls; you probably haven't heard of them
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"'Well, that's nice,' say calm, pleased Eagles fans after Super Bowl victory"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Avengers: Infinity War won the Superb Owl
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN latest NFL power rankings are out, and number one isn't the Super Bowl champs
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
After Super Bowl tourism ad there's a petition to get Danny McBride, 'Dundee' movie made
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake says his Superbowl duet with Prince after repeatedly dissing him when he was alive is OK 'cause Questlove gave him permission. Well, I'm convinced
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(TuneIn)
 
Audio
 
Fell victim to the Superb Owl "hangover" where the DJ has problems functioning on a couple of hours sleep. The server gets put into autopilot mixing music and comedy for tonight's Paul's Memory Bank at 8PM ET
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(Some Buddy Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, With the amount of Reign over National City Kara is concerned about the Purity of the local dairy industry. (CW 8ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
6 arrested and 12 injured in riot following Super Bowl. Damn those Eagle fans. Oh wait, it was in Boston? Move along then, nothing to see here
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Bank robber who left copy of drivers license at scene looks exactly like Non from Superman 2. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, what was Bill Belichick's reason for benching star CB Malcolm Butler for Super Bowl LII, weakening the defense and possibly costing his team the game? Butler smoked a marijuana and missed curfew the night before. Brilliant move, Bill. UPDATE: Tweet retracted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's losing your playbook, and then there's losing your Super Bowl Anti-Terrorism playbook
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Patriots and Eagles totaled 1,151 yards of total offense, the most in Super Bowl history...and playoff history...and NFL history
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman has a pretty solid who-farted-y'all mugshot after throwing a shelf at her boyfriend over who'd win the Super Bowl
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So who is this Super Bowl selfie kid?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you've made it into the Super Secret Cat Club when your cat teaches you the super secret handshake
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(Time)
 
 
 
Dodge wins the award for worst commercial during the Super Bowl, invoking Martin Luther King Jr. to sell trucks
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eagles fans celebrated the Super Bowl win by performing random acts of kindness around the city. Just kidding. They started fires, flipped cars, and tried to scale up light poles
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How obscene are concession prices at this year's Super Bowl? A can of Bud Light will set you back $15, but for only $9 more, you get a slice of pizza too
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' season 2 trailer shows super bull chaos. Ha. Because, you know, there are robot bulls in the trailer and it aired during the...yeah, never mind
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Awesome Super Bowl debuts awesome Solo trailer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NBC aired 30 seconds of absolute nothingness during the Super Bowl. Was it intentional?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's Superb Owl halftime performance was one of the worst in history
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New CLOVERFIELD movie premiering immediately after Super Bowl exclusively on NETFLIX
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The most expensive Super Bowl commercials ever made include the one with Eminem, the one with Britney Spears, and the one depicting a community doing whatever it takes to guarantee a Budweiser delivery truck makes it to their town
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Well, should we have a post-Superb Owl "This is Us" Discussion Thread? Seems a lot of folks want to see how the Crock Pot kills that guy. 11:30 PM ET on NBC right after the Brady Bowl
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LII thread #4. Yes, four. Ahh ahh ahh, four
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles keep soaring in the second half, or will the Patriots pull it out and make it six? Superbowl LII Discussion Thread #3 (thread closed)
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Prince hologram? Cancelled. Janet Jackson cameo? Nope. NSYNC reunion? Boring. So... what WILL Justin Timberlake do to make the Superb Owl Halftime Show interesting? Find out somewhere around 8:30 pm ET on NBC
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's the Superb-est of all Owls as the lovable New England Patriots meet the cuddly Philadelphia Eagles in a tussle for football supremacy. Superbowl LII Discussion Thread #2 (thread closed)
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(Time)
 
 
 
The best commercials of the year will premiere today as companies spend millions of dollars for 30 seconds of airtime. We just have to suffer through the most overrated team in football to watch them. Your Superb Owl Commercial Thread, 6 pm ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 52 is upon us. Can the Patriots have something in common with the Steelers after this? Or will the Eagles win their first SB and the city riot until dawn? It is your Super Bowl thread, kickoff is at 6:30 PM ET on NBC (thread closed)
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, bring on the bacon football for your Super Bowl feast. You will be dancing in the end zone no matter who wins
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(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
In what has evolved into a Superb Owl Sunday tradition the Happy Gilmore (Phoenix) Open drunkenly roars live at 3pm ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Average cost of Super Bowl ticket rises 31% to $5,300, Apparently in Minnesota people will pay almost anything just to be inside a heated dome
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Vulture)
 
 
 
All the Owl Superb halftime shows since 1993 ranked from worst to first. Subby calls bullshiat for their excluding the glorious Up With People era
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at how In Living Color irrevocably changed the Superb Owl halftime show
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Homeless man: "You ought to do a story about me." Reporter: "And why would I want to do that?" Homeless Man: "Because, I've played in three Super Bowls"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Drink your way through the Super Bowl without the Monday morning hangover
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
On Super Bowl Sunday, the Eagles defensive backs face a tough challenge. So do beer, guacamole, and pizza
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Grieving father of teen killed in a tragic accident, tries to make sure the same thing doesn't happen to anybody else. Holy Fark: By buying a Super Bowl ad in the market where the President will be watching the game
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Rookie makes impact play before Super Bowl
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Google shows each state's favorite Super Bowl snack
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to stream the Super Bowl, Kitten Bowl, and Puppy Bowl
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Did I miss the Super Bowl?
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
LeGarette Blount mocks Brett Favre's lone Super Bowl title, looks forward to third ring
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Eagles player guarantees Super Bowl victory: "We're bringing that trophy back to Philly". Apparently they don't teach history in Philadelphia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Super Bowl halftime performer Justin Timberlake says his son "will never play football"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NFL tries to show their commitment to womens issues by holding a women's summit at the Super Bowl and... Oh lawd
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Westworld' to debut killer robots stuffed season 2 trailer during Super Bowl
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what are the animals saying about the Super Bowl? Here are predictions from different critters across the country
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a supervisor in a very hierarchical field. I have a new subordinate fresh out of college who will ask me questions. Later, in meetings, she'll ask my supervisor the same questions; we both give the same answer. How do I stop her?"
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Article about "man with a family history of making cheat codes for food" "trying to disrupt the hot dog game" after "journey to food wokeness" unbelievably does not once use the word "hack"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media is having employees donate to a SuperPAC that will donate to Trumpers, because that's normal
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady says he will never let go of his two Super Bowl losses to Giants. David Tyree also says he will also never let go
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Two Utah zoo orangutans make their picks for the Superb Owl. Are evenly split on the two teams. Didn't anyone tell them that only one team has opposable thumbs?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A Facebook Live video purportedly showing a live view of a "supermoon" over Greece, which in fact was actually a still image with wind sounds added, was viewed more than 16 million times over four hours on Wednesday. Tag is for Facebook
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub offers 110 gallons of lube to the city of Philadelphia for its dry pole problem after the police department announces it won't grease up the city's light poles for the upcoming Super Bowl
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread for your Super Bowl party: Try these New England and Philly-inspired classic comfort foods to get your game on. Subby is already running for the end zone with the Philly Cheesesteak Stew
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The one thing each AFC team can do to win next years Super Bowl. Yes, the Cleveland Browns are listed. No, the answer isn't "kill all of the other 15 teams in the AFC." Yes, that is the only way
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Digiday)
 
 
 
Long after "1984", the same old Super Bowl advertising mistakes are still being made. Celebrity cameos don't sell product. PR fluff about giving water to needy cities doesn't sell product. "A fan made our ad" ads don't sell the farking product
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ultimate Super Bowl foods for your party. So what are you farkers cooking up other than PB&J on crackers and bologna roll-ups?
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(Vicejay in Nola)
 
 
 
Farker photogs: For Wednesday's Super Blue Blood Killing Salazar Moon II, TPE is a cool app I've used for years to pick locations/landmarks for moon rises/sets. Got any similar app suggestions?
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Super Bloody Blue Moon 2018 Thread. Moon entering Penumbra in 24 minutes. Earth's shadow must have a gym
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Governor of state that rebelled against the United States issues proclamation calling on everyone to stand during national anthem at the Superb Owl
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
And the first reactions to Marvel's Black Panther? "It will change the landscape of superhero movies forever"
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Tue January 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how much are you betting on the Super Bowl? America will bet about $4.76 BILLION on it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii missile alert supervisor clicked the Add Link button instead of Preview
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(CBR)
 
 
 
15 weird facts about Superman's body
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
10 strange prop bets for Super Bowl, including Bill Belichick's shirt, Trump's tweets, and will Donovan McNabb's Super Bowl vomiting incident be mentioned during the TV broadcast?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Steve Spagnuolo says Patriots had Eagles' signals in Super Bowl XXXIX. Proof: His opinion
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nic Cage finally lands that Superman role thanks to deepfakes
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, When Morgan Edge is nearly killed by an exploding ice cream cake he assumes Lena is responsible. Meanwhile, Alex decides that Sam's missing time is result of alien abduction. (CW 8ET)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what should Justin Timberlake sing at the Super Bowl?
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Sat January 27, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will a puck break the sound barrier? Will someone skate fast enough to reverse time like Superman? Will a goalie morph into an actual brick wall? The NHL All-Star Skills Competition begins @ 7pm ET. FARK CANCER . . . IN THE EYE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rare 'double-secret super blue blood moon' will light the sky next week
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
To the consternation of Eagles nation, Uncle Mo not expected to be a factor in Superbowl
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You can't go wrong with a Super Bowl snack created by a chef who knows how to feed hungry football players"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Beer bowl here as Philly's Yards Brewing Company challenges Boston's Harpoon Brewery to who wear's the winner's clothes and has the winner's beer on tap based on the Super Bowl outcome
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski misses practice, status remains questionable for the Superbowl. Asked for comment Gronkowski replies,"Meat. Gronk want meat"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas has over 400 prop bets for the Super Bowl. Will you have bets based on this?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Best of the Worst. The greatest Detroit Lions teams of the Superbowl Era." Yes, that is an actual headline from an actual newspaper
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Budweiser believes their new Super Bowl commercial will be impervious to criticism, says the marketing executive
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
On the off chance that you are a billionaire and can afford tickets to the Superbowl, here is what you can expect in the way of stadium cuisine
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Casino Billionaire and RNC Finance Chair Steve Wynn paid a manicurist 7.5 million dollars to keep quiet about his sexual demands and actions. Prepare for Donald Trump to start bragging about his obvious superiority in buying silence for less
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Multi-million dollar bet placed on Eagles to win Superbowl. Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley and Wayne Gretzky all unavailable for comment
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Due to the vagaries of life and the intricacies of NFL contracts and state tax laws, Jimmy Garropolo to earn more than Tom Brady in Superbowl
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research yields super-strong aluminum alloy allowing Skynet to ramp up design work on new hunter-killers
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
All the kids are doing it - Change a letter, ruin a band. Which won't be much fun for fans of Supertrump, The Polite, or Fisters of Mercy
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have ever wanted to read a complete history of every Super Bowl ever, well look no further
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(Henne Music)
 
 
 
After years of re-overdubbing the years of overdubbing on the 2003 Led Zeppelin release 'How The West Was Won', Jimmy Page is now ready for your Super Deluxe Box Set money
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
108-year-old WWII veteran gets Super Bowl tickets thanks to New Orleans Saints player
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I wonder what it's like to work at the Superbowl." *Reads article* "No thanks, think I'll pass"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eagles' Fletcher Cox says he's never watched the Super Bowl. Cox
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Now that's a tough ticket, or a rare example of an honest politician. MN. Governor Mark Dayton had to pay $6K to an online ticket broker to get a seat to watch the Super Bowl his state is hosting
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here are each NFL franchise's best team that did not win the Super Bowl, because sometimes it doesn't hurt to come in second, or third, or fourth, etc
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Wed January 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why New Yorkers love to hate these Super Bowl fanbases, like they need a reason
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Even Amazon Alexa wants the Philadelphia Eagles to win the Super Bowl
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(CBS News)
 
Video
 
Giant Meteor campaign ad scheduled for Super Bowl Sunday
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Tue January 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Same crap different year: submitting Super Bowl ads that don't meet NFL standards and then complaining to the media that your ad was censored
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three actual prop bets on Trump and the Super Bowl: "will he attend?", "will he do the traditional pregame interview?", "how many Tweets during the game?" Missing: "how badly will he again screw up the National Anthem?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How to get a free bottle of Scotch, worth £10, from a UK supermarket
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Brady has now played in 15 percent of all Super Bowls. Ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alexis gets his in line for his first assist the day he signs for ManU as Pogba and De Gea both want new deals. Could it be because all 3 agents share a super agent known for doing things like this.....no can't be
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LII is a bit of a homecoming for Tom Brady; before he was the G.O.A.T., he spent a chunk of his youth milking C.O.W.S. in Minnesota (seriously; who knew?)
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight. on Supergirl. As Reign continues unabated over National City, Kara joins with Saturn Girl, Cookiepuss, and Fudgie the Whale for an ice cream party. (CW 8ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots needed most of the 4th quarter to beat the #2 defense in the league by 4 points. Eagles beat the snot out of the #1 defense in the league. FARK: Eagles are biggest Superbowl underdogs since 2009
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare "Super Blue Blood Moon" coming on January 31, for the first time in 150 years. Finally, a chance for all the aristocratic lycanthropes to let their hair down
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man builds miniature replicas of NFL stadiums that are designed to hold Super Bowl snacks. "There'll be wings, there'll be jalapeno hummus field. Chips, dips. I think this year we're going to do a Caprese bar"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' Top Secret Double Exxxxtra Secret Super Double Plus Classified memo is so Super Extra Tippi-Top Secret that not even the Eff Bee Eye is allowed to see it. It's pretty serious, I guess
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Researchers performing survey, come across a specimen of the super-rare nope fish
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Sun January 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Purple pride or mean green? Skol Vikings or Fly, Eagles, Fly? Who will have the chance to win their first Super Bowl? It is your NFC Conference Championship thread, kickoff is at 6:40 PM ET on FOX
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(Some Flipper)
 
 
 
Superzapper Recharge: a Tempest in a teapot
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House sends out photograph to media of Trump very super, duper busy working at The Oval Office during the shutdown. You can tell Trump is extraordinarily busy trying to keep the government working by all the paperwork on his desk
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is fixed. This proves it
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt, Jr. will make his broadcast debut on NBC with the Super Bowl and Winter Olympics. Which sounds like as good a place as any to start with some on-the-job training
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Superb Owl nobody wants
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
All right meow, the Super Troopers 2 trailer is finally here
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Not News: FEC finally draws the line and shuts down a Super-PAC for illegal activity. NEWS: Illegal activity was openly raising funds to finance the assassination of President Trump. FARK: And lists founder's parole officer as reference
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"The Handmaid's Tale" season 2 trailer is here and . . . A crappy, slowed down cover of "For What It's Worth?" This trend of every trailer using a slow cover of a classic song really needs to die. (Tag is for the music supervisor)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The sexual superbug you've never heard of, and since you're on Fark, will never have a chance to catch either
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"Is It Safe To Look At The Super Blue Blood Moon?" Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, and if you had to ask go find a phone, call Darwin and get yourself taken out of the gene pool
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Official. Superb Owl will end in controversy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/17): White Supremacist Dystopia comic #472, James Bond medical history, Nick Wilson former superhero, and the Ice Cream Man delivers a variety of individual stories like some kind of roaming delivery person
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Tue January 16, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Someone with irrational confidence stands to win $99k if Jags win the superb owl. Jason Mendoza conspicuously absent
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Mon January 15, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Enzo's boo squish the Empress of Tomorrow? HOW many Superman punches will the Miztourage eat? IS Braun finished with Bork? THIS is YOUR WWE RAW thread, live at 8 pm est on USA
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, with Kara komatose it's up to the Legion of Superheroes to stop the Reign over National City. (CW 8ET) Meanwhile, on The Gifted, Campbell decides his hounds are ready to go global as Polaris works out her daddy issues (FOX 8ET)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent resigns over inappropriate relationship. On the one hand, the student had graduated from HS by the time it got physical. On the other hand, the dude totally has a porn name
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bruce Timm wants to make an animated film based on Superman: Red Son. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 124, with Jeremy Stephens vs "Korean Superboy" Doo Ho Choi, and Paige VanZant vs Jessica Rose-Clark. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, FS1 main card at 10 PM ET
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Sat January 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the battle of predatory birds, can Matt Ryan keep the Falcons' hope of making the Super Bowl alive? Or will Nick Foles lead the Eagles to victory? It is your NFC Divisional Playoff Saturday Night thread, kickoff is at 4:35pm ET on NBC
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Still plenty of commercial time available for the Super Bowl. Ads run for the low price of just $167,000 per second
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(Economist)
 
 
 
"We believe the conditions are ripe for a supersonic renaissance"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Super callous fragile shiatstick vexed by hollow notions
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know the officer who arrested the teacher who dared to question the superintendent's exorbitant pay raise? Yeah, he's been investigated for excessive force before
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
New gel will be able to fight super bacteria, provide excuse for crew to rub each other's glistening bodies in NX-01 decontamination chamber
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ancient Indian petroglyph decoded. Shows that the dinosaurs witnessed Supernova HB9 alongside humans
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who hasn't stolen a tank and driven it into a supermarket? Why, yes, alcohol was involved
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vegans can't wait to tell you about this supermarket's meat-free range
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stan Lee's latest superhero: Sexual Assault Man
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Teacher: "Umm, we haven't gotten a pay raise in 30 years, why should you get one, Mr. Superintendent?" Superintendent: "Cuff her"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The latest food to feel guilty about enjoying is **spins wheels** rotisserie chicken from the supermarket
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Mon January 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
P!nk's gotta get up and try, and try, and try to sing the National Anthem at the Superb Owl
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL owners to Al Davis in 1996- you bastard, nobody will ever make us this mad again. Marc Davis in 2018- hold my beer
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girl power has never hit harder than this super cut of Charlize Theron slaying her way through Atomic Blonde. Slay girl, slaaaaay
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Super drugs may win the war against super bugs. Coming soon - super duper bugs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A sloppy Steve. A sloppy, sloppy Steve. Sloppy Steve. A sloppy, sloppy Steve. Sloppy Steve. Sloppy, sloppy Steve. Super sloppy Steve. Sloppy, sloppy Steve
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
In Japan they've built a supermarket robot which can direct you to the right aisle and offer product info. Apparently the voiceboxes have been fitted with a brand-new 'despair setting' for the Costco models
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Super blue blood moon eclipse will be seen on Jan 31st. High advisory warning for witches, werewolves, warlocks, Tar Heels
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trehalose, a popular sugar additive, is found to increase the virulence of certain superbugs. Subby would be more terrified if he knew exactly WTF trehalose even is, let alone what it is in
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Wed January 03, 2018
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
For those who think Gruden has been out too long, Vermeil actually went through the retirement-and-return twice before winning a Super Bowl
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Faster than writing longhand, more liquored up than a hobo in a vat of gin, able to type 90 words a minute. Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Writing Person. This is your Fark Writing Thread, superhero edition
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Blood moon to occur during blue moon and end of month that started with supermoon. Moon Unit Zappa, Soleil Moon Frye, and Les Moonves unavailable for comment
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster compares superhero movies to fracking
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Sun December 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lady caught on video being super racist, then makes up a bunch of excuses as to why you shouldn't trust your lying eyes
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
X-Men: Dark Phoenix will "revolutionize" the superhero genre
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mother Nature will kick off the New Year by raising a blood-red Supermoon
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some days you feel like a superhero, then there are days when you try to hurdle the gates in the London Underground and get your penis stuck in the barriers
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered super-athletes could be competing in the Olympics as soon as 2020
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Thu December 28, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
New chief of the EPA Superfund program is a former banker banned from the business by the FDIC, who once wrote Scott Pruitt a mortgage for 15 times his annual income. And has zero environmental experience, naturally
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman in California says she wants to have a baby. NOW. Everyone in the supermarket lines up to help
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Supermarket: So sorry for us screwing up your meat order for the holidays, here's a box of chocolates with some maggots
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott is not happy about Blade Runner 2049, will soon announce plans for a remake which will be the definitive final super special director's cut
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Fri December 22, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Having done such a superb job in 2017, Congress gives itself a longer vacation
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