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Mon August 03, 2020
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If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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Sat August 01, 2020
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At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Wed July 29, 2020
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The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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Tue July 28, 2020
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Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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Sat July 25, 2020
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Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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Fri July 24, 2020
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How many mice is a moose?
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Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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Thu July 23, 2020
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"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Tue July 21, 2020
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In Biden's America, ____________________
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Mon July 20, 2020
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Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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Wed July 15, 2020
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His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Fri July 10, 2020
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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Thu July 09, 2020
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Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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Thu July 02, 2020
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Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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Fri June 26, 2020
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Name something you're procrastinating about
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Thu June 18, 2020
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Post a lazy life hack
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Tue June 16, 2020
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Sure we can get a dog but is this actually a dry run for a baby?
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Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Thu June 11, 2020
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Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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Mon June 08, 2020
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It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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Sun June 07, 2020
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I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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Sat June 06, 2020
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Subby's going to turn his goatee into a 'stash and soul patch. Difficulty: not a musician
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Mon June 01, 2020
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Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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Sat May 30, 2020
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If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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Mon May 25, 2020
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Subby has a lot of hand-me-downs when it comes to furniture. How much of your furniture is that way or did you buy it all yourself? Do you have a picture of a unique furnishing like a fancy couch, a weird table, etc?
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Fri May 22, 2020
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I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there??? Silly answers are preferred
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Tue May 19, 2020
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Will the lowest FARK account number, please stand up, please stand up (#1123)
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Fri May 15, 2020
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Food sales, food shortages, food excesses, weird food flavors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 26-May 2: Dead Chunk of Tree Edition
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Wed May 13, 2020
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What celebrity would you like to record a voicemail message for you? And what would it say?
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Today's Fark Writer's Thread headline is being outsourced and ghost written by Subby's cat: "5ftr6gvgftrftrg." This your Fark Writer's Thread, cat based typing edition
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Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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Sat May 09, 2020
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GIF thread? GIF thread!
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Fri May 08, 2020
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My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
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Whether menacing or hilarious, what is your favorite "understatement" in popular media? Literature, music, television, film
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Subby got this really cool towel in the mail, so he's safe in case the Vogons decide to build a hyperspace bypass. LGT original thread, pic of the package in this thread
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Sat May 02, 2020
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Free chocolate, free beer, free wildlife, and free museum tours are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 12-18 BBQ edition
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Fri May 01, 2020
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I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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Thu April 30, 2020
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Fark NotNewsletter: OhFark!
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Tue April 28, 2020
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Ever have a project to do and think "This will take an hour at most". Then you unpack it & realize you miscalculated in a big way. Post your project "fails" esp if they have been since lockdown. (LGN special)
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Give a semi-plausible origin story for weird fetish
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Sat April 25, 2020
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What's your "Asking for a friend" question
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Fri April 24, 2020
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A little over a month ago Fark had a coronavirus joke and meme thread. The WH daily briefings should have given you lots of opportunity to come up with new material. Post em if you got em. lgt previous thread
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Fri April 17, 2020
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Subby giving away TF annual memberships to the first 5 people that say something nice and encouraging to the community. LGN
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Thu April 16, 2020
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Anybody doing low-effort self improvement while stuck at home? Subby is trying a ballstretcher
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Mon April 13, 2020
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Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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Fri April 10, 2020
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Subby's fridge just went kaput. Am currently searching online for a temporary replacement. Tell me your best Craigslist stories
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Thu April 09, 2020
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Classical art, European politics, and Florida Man under quarantine are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 29 - April 4: House Arrest Edition
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Bourd out of my gourd. I'm growing some pumpkin seedlings. Ask me anything
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Wed April 08, 2020
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Subby's been hosing down all groceries in the shower for a minute before anything enters the kitchen. Well, I answered a call and talked for a while. Now all the labels are off the cans. Looks like it's Chef's Surprise the next few days
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Tue April 07, 2020
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Fark is fundraising! I have a GIF party thread for that! You bring your best gifs, I'll bring the TotalFark and BareFark sponsorships! [Update: done for now.]
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Mon April 06, 2020
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Ok. Live shows you WISH you'd been in the audience for. But missed out on because you weren't alive in 1957 or whenever
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