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Sat August 08, 2020
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Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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Fri August 07, 2020
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Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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Thu August 06, 2020
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I am told I am supposed to rest my meat after cooking. But has anyone done a test of this? Cook a bunch of roasts, then slice and weigh them 0, 5, 10, and 15 minutes rest time. I am not sure I am buying this theory
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Wed August 05, 2020
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"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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Mon August 03, 2020
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If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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Sat August 01, 2020
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At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Fri July 31, 2020
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Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox
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Wed July 29, 2020
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The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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Tue July 28, 2020
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Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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Sun July 26, 2020
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In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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Sat July 25, 2020
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Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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Fri July 24, 2020
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How many mice is a moose?
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Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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It's tomato season again, so I must consult the collective wisdom of Fark. Do you slice tomatoes longitudenally or latitudenially for putting on a sandwitch?
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What is your favorite summer song?
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Thu July 23, 2020
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"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Tue July 21, 2020
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In Biden's America, ____________________
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Mon July 20, 2020
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Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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Sun July 19, 2020
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If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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Sat July 18, 2020
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If/when Joe Biden is elected, who would you like to see him appoint as Attorney General to head up a Trump Crimes Commission?
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If 2020 was an alcoholic beverage, what would it be?
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Fri July 17, 2020
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Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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Thu July 16, 2020
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So, for anyone who has had the wonderfully fun COVID test, who here believes that President Kid Gloves gets tested "every Two days"? Subby isn't buying it
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Wed July 15, 2020
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His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue July 14, 2020
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I need more creative uses for cumin besides tacos
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Sun July 12, 2020
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If 2020 were a food, what food would it be?
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Sat July 11, 2020
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What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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Fri July 10, 2020
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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Thu July 09, 2020
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Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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Wed July 08, 2020
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, and for the rest of us, there's the Fark Writer's Thread. Which is great, in its own way
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Mon July 06, 2020
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If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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Thu July 02, 2020
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What is your favorite song from a movie?
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Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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Wed July 01, 2020
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*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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Mon June 29, 2020
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Suggestions for naming new doggo? DIT
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Sun June 28, 2020
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Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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Fri June 26, 2020
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Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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Name something you're procrastinating about
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Old TV shows, sports mascots, and former jobs of Italian poets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 14-20: Ugly Couch Edition
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Thu June 25, 2020
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Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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Wed June 24, 2020
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Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
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Do you still have a hooked-up, serviceable desktop computer? Do you use it much?
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What do you like to collect?
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Sun June 21, 2020
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Regional delicacies, Queen Elizabeth II, and odd things to get arrested for are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 7-13: Fried Coleslaw Edition
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The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Fri June 19, 2020
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Has anyone tried any of the meal delivery services? Have one you recommend?
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Can't sleep. Got Adam Sandler's "Hanukah" and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" stuck I'm my head. Playing Civ6 drinking vodak. Just ordered a used copy of Margaret Cavendish's "The Blazing World" on eBay. WYD?
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Thu June 18, 2020
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Post a lazy life hack
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Wed June 17, 2020
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I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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Tue June 16, 2020
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What seemingly silly but actually practical law would you create? Subby wants jail time for writers that pose a question in a headline and then bury the simple single sentence answer near the end of ten pages of word diarrhea. The "K.I.S.S. Act"
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Hey everyone - we're doing a 24 hour test of not allowing adblockers - check out the announcement and the service we're using to combat bad ads
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Sure we can get a dog but is this actually a dry run for a baby?
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Best CCR song. Tough choice. Bring it Farkers. I need enjoyment. Live is tough at the moment
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Sun June 14, 2020
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Do you have a favorite theme from a fighting video game?
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Thu June 11, 2020
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Why are so few people able to sing opera? do they have some specific physical ability that most people lack? and who are some of your favorite operatic trained non-opera stars?
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If you had the option of having a pouch like a Kangaroo at a reasonable cost, would you go for it? what would you carry about? how would you keep your pouch clean and smelling fresh?
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Wed June 10, 2020
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It's down to the wire. Neck and neck. Down to brass tacks. The breaks are beating the boys, so let's get out there and write one bad idiom for the Gipper. This is your Fark writer's thread, idiomatic edition
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Mon June 08, 2020
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It's a damn good thing we're not living in the world of the "Pacific Rim" movies, because: 1) Trump would want Jaegers patrolling the streets of Washington DC to keep him safe from protestors and 2) Trump would find good things to say about the kaiju
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Sun June 07, 2020
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Went to Walmart today. I started to go inside and hardly anyone was wearing a mask so I left. Most other stores around here still require a mask. How are things where you are? Dumbass tag is for Walmart shoppers
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Subby's looking for a face mask, preferably something in bad taste. Has anyone found anything like that on-line?
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I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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Sat June 06, 2020
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Subby's going to turn his goatee into a 'stash and soul patch. Difficulty: not a musician
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Thu June 04, 2020
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The murder of George Floyd from a statistical point of view isn't remarkable, in that police violence regularly kills unarmed black people. What was different this time? To what extent did COVID & 40M unemployed add to the reaction to Floyd's murder?
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Wed June 03, 2020
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"Writing anything as an expert is really poisonous to the writing process, because you lose the quality of discovery." -Siddhartha Mukherjee. Hah, lucky for me, I don't know anything. This is your Fark Writer's thread, expert edition
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My cat has chronic, acute pancreatitis. He's 16 and he's a diabetic. Things seem to be going downhill quickly. He's barely eating and he's like a walking cat skeleton. Suggestions? I don't want him to suffer but I am having problems "facing" things
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Mon June 01, 2020
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Is there a food or drink you love that nobody else around you does?
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Sat May 30, 2020
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If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
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Fri May 29, 2020
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Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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Wed May 27, 2020
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Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
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Tue May 26, 2020
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TV shows, foreign food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 3-9 Memorial Day Edition
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Mildly electrocuted myself this morning while testing a power cable. I've done this several times before but it's still an unnatural feeling. Still no superpowers
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Mon May 25, 2020
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Subby has a lot of hand-me-downs when it comes to furniture. How much of your furniture is that way or did you buy it all yourself? Do you have a picture of a unique furnishing like a fancy couch, a weird table, etc?
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Sat May 23, 2020
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The Saturday Morning Book Club is back with a simple question: what's the best book you've read during the pandemic shutdown?
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Fri May 22, 2020
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I found mouse poop on a sheet pan inside my oven. How did it get in there??? Silly answers are preferred
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Subby lives in a place that has on street parking. Cheap entertainment watching someone trying to parallel park. Since the "Pull In v. Back In" parking debate has been settled, can Farkers parallel park? What about on the left side (one way streets)?
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Wed May 20, 2020
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How do you know when you're a True Farker?
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Tue May 19, 2020
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Will the lowest FARK account number, please stand up, please stand up (#1123)
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Mon May 18, 2020
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Teachers of Fark, how are you coping with teaching classes online?
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Fri May 15, 2020
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Food sales, food shortages, food excesses, weird food flavors, and of course Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 26-May 2: Dead Chunk of Tree Edition
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Thu May 14, 2020
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A lot of us are getting into new things during shelter-in-place; what's the last thing you did for the first time?
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Wed May 13, 2020
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What celebrity would you like to record a voicemail message for you? And what would it say?
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Today's Fark Writer's Thread headline is being outsourced and ghost written by Subby's cat: "5ftr6gvgftrftrg." This your Fark Writer's Thread, cat based typing edition
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Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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Mon May 11, 2020
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Subby has developed a thing for hot dogs (on bread) with only mayo, only A1 Sauce, and mayo/A1 Sauce. What foods do you like that you absolutely would not reveal on a first date?
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Sat May 09, 2020
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GIF thread? GIF thread!
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Fri May 08, 2020
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My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
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Whether menacing or hilarious, what is your favorite "understatement" in popular media? Literature, music, television, film
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Wacky Japanese food, video games, and an excessive amount of pop culture are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 19-25: Martha Stewart Edition
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Subby got this really cool towel in the mail, so he's safe in case the Vogons decide to build a hyperspace bypass. LGT original thread, pic of the package in this thread
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Wed May 06, 2020
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"As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was about to happen." - A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, magical adventures edition
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Tue May 05, 2020
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An anonymous Farker gave me a month of TF. What is the best thing you've done anonymously?
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Mon May 04, 2020
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Dammit. Offerup was supposed to be an improvement to the flakes on Craigslist, using verification to reduce scams and increase the likelihood that people respond. It doesn't seem to be any better though
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Fire was lit, food was prepped, beer was flowing, mistakes were made, cook was salvaged, bourbon was sipped and lessons were learned. Looking for follow up green to the bbq thread from the other day
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Sun May 03, 2020
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Speak to me in lyrics only
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Sat May 02, 2020
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Free chocolate, free beer, free wildlife, and free museum tours are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 12-18 BBQ edition
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Fri May 01, 2020
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I've got 25 Farks2give and some time on my hands. Anyone that wants or needs one stop in and say hi. I'll hook you up with a month till I'm out
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Thu April 30, 2020
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Fark NotNewsletter: OhFark!
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We've been at this isolation thing for a while now, so what things do you: A) Have too much of, B) Not have enough of, C) No longer have a need for, D) Now find are essential?
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Wed April 29, 2020
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What phrase/idiom did you completely misunderstand until you heard/read it in a particular context?
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"A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." -J. R. R. Tolkein. This is your Fark writer's thread, neither late nor early edition
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Tue April 28, 2020
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Ever have a project to do and think "This will take an hour at most". Then you unpack it & realize you miscalculated in a big way. Post your project "fails" esp if they have been since lockdown. (LGN special)
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So my GF works for a guy that's supposed to be closed due to the lockdown, but is making his employees come to work, and just got an SBA loan over a million dollars by saying that he's closed. How do I report this scumbag?
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Give a semi-plausible origin story for weird fetish
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Who in their right mind would ask for advice on a internet board
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Mon April 27, 2020
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Subby just scored a used Oklahoma Joe's Longhorn offset stick smoker. Already cleaned and re seasoned it. Got any recipes or suggestions? Thanks in advance
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Sat April 25, 2020
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What's your "Asking for a friend" question
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Fri April 24, 2020
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A little over a month ago Fark had a coronavirus joke and meme thread. The WH daily briefings should have given you lots of opportunity to come up with new material. Post em if you got em. lgt previous thread
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Trump is living in his own Dr Seuss reality, we should help him with some of the limericks
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Wed April 22, 2020
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It was a dark and stormy night, and the clocks were striking thirteen as it was the best of times, it was a pleasure to burn. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, rearranging things edition
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Tue April 21, 2020
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Hey, it's an ask-a-mod thread
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Submitter has been hosting a weekly online trivia game for co-workers, and is in need of your favorite (or least favorite) trivia categories. What you got?
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Sun April 19, 2020
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Really old stuff, really expensive stuff, some geography, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 5-11: Wildlife Edition
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CSB Sunday Morning: Your 15 minutes of fame
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Fri April 17, 2020
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What song best describes your life?
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I almost cut my hair last night. It happened just the other day. It was getting kinda long. But instead I did it tonight. I feel like letting my freak flag fly but damn it was getting scruffy
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Subby giving away TF annual memberships to the first 5 people that say something nice and encouraging to the community. LGN
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Thu April 16, 2020
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Anybody doing low-effort self improvement while stuck at home? Subby is trying a ballstretcher
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Wed April 15, 2020
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I'm bored and tired of the news. Let's have ourselves a good ol' fashioned gif off
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Mon April 13, 2020
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Let's post some funny videos on here, shall we?
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Fri April 10, 2020
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Subby's fridge just went kaput. Am currently searching online for a temporary replacement. Tell me your best Craigslist stories
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Essential Workers of Fark: how are you? Aside from anxious and depressed from working doubles, while everyone else is anxious and depressed from staying home
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